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“When yo kids hungry jus’ take ’em to da sto!”

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This is the latest advice from denizens of the African American community, fine upstanding citizens just giving good advice to all. “When yo kids hungry jus take ’em to da sto!”

The premise of the advice of course is to eat as much as you can in the store/supermarket then leave without paying a cent.

It’s okay, you may have five or ten kids, no problem. Don’t forget to dump your chips on the dirty floor before you eat them.

“This an all-you-can-eat buffet, and it’s all free.”

It’s truly great to see members of the African American community providing such sage advice to all their compatriots.

Sometimes things can go wrong, though …or right, depending on how you look at it.

Celebrity Couple ‘ARE dating’ and ‘have been together for ‘over a year’

They have been at the centre of romance rumours for over a year but have repeatedly insisted they are merely friends. The celebrity couple are truly in love, it has spectacularly been revealed.

Now the Daily Mail is reporting that a celebrity and another celebrity are not only indeed dating – but have been for ‘well over a year.’

After observing them, a source told the Mail about the celebrity couple, ‘Two celebrities are dating. This is really fascinating, newsworthy stuff worthy of a front page story.’

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Celebrity smiles after celebrity’s romance ‘confirmed’

‘The celebrity couple are dating each other right now, as in at this moment in time,’ it was added.

Over the weekend, the celebrity pair were seen together in a snap shared by another celebrity, further fuelling romance rumours.

In other news, a man fell over whilst walking his dog, and a woman accidentally put some socks in the wrong drawer at home.

Commissar Reeves Announces Great News About the Shrinking UK Economy

Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat.

Commissar Reeves has today announced the wonderful news that the UK economy has continued to shrink thanks to her anti-growth policies, which are impoverishing the UK. But comrades, we all know the shrinking UK economy is all due to that capitalist swine Donald Trump. This is the Big State’s real reason for the major downturn.

URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMMISSAR REEVES

Chocolate rations for this year will be reduced by 14.3 grams and butter rations will be halted indefinitely for all, except for Big State apparatchiks, high party Labour commissars, union and NHS bosses, and train drivers.

Net Zero zones in sectors 45,32,112 and 61 will have their electricity cut off at 3pm on Tuesday for 12 hours due to power issues. The current temperature is -6 Celsius but do not worry comrades it is anticipated to rise to -4 degrees by then. Any citizen caught trying to heat themselves with a fireplace, gas heater or wood burning stove will be arrested and charged under Net Zero regulation 634542-1a.

Commissar Reeves has hailed the state of her personal drive to decrease living standards and ruin the British economy. According to government statistics, the standard of living in the UK is now lower than Slovenia.

Comrade Reeves today outlined her 1-year-plan to bring the UK economy to the level of Zimbabwe by next year.

“I am proud to announce that the huge taxation increases, high inflation, business red tape plus tax increases, and punishing farmers and private schools with punitive measures, as well as 90% of the wealthy and affluent leaving the UK has provided dividends in ruining and contributing to the shrinking UK economy as my policies punished the private sector yet awarded vast pay rises to Marxist unions, train drivers, NHS bosses, and the Big State civil service. I look forward to ruining the economy further, so the general population will be forced to eat the bark off the trees to survive. Oh, and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.”

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ANNIE LUNGTHORPE, 12, OF 34 KARLMARX ROAD, BRIGHTON, SECTOR 87, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.0034 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCO RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER UNCLE, AUNTIE, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BAKER AND BUDGIE FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

 

Experts: The Globe is Entering a New Trump Renaissance

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According to experts at the Institute of Nominal Sensory Analytical New Economics (INSANE) President Donald Trump is ushering a new Trump renaissance era in economic change for the globe and for the United States.

“Our analysis of the current situation reveals that Americans are getting poorer in the short term but will profit in the long term. The globe is in the throes of entering a sustained economic depression thanks to the volatile decisions to implement a trade war with multiple countries and regions.

“President Trump is looking to increase manufacturing in the USA, and to entice/force foreign companies to build factories in America, instead of places like China. This effort within the new Trump renaissance, while commendable, will take some time, and it is anticipated that there will be some volatility in the markets as these changes are implemented.

“The new American Trump renaissance will bring forth a nation of economic growth in the long term, and will enforce America’s ability to sustain itself without depending on other nations.”

President Trump, according to the analysts, is putting forward a risky plan, but it could be very fruitful for the country in the long term. This is the beginning phase of the new Trump renaissance, only for America — not the rest of the world.

Trump: “Don’t call me a flip-flopper. I don’t wear flip-flops!”

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President Donald Trump has emphatically denied that he is a “flip-flopper” or even wears flip-flops, even on the beach.

One minute it’s invading Panama, the next minute it’s annexing Canada, maybe bulldozing Gaza, and the minute after that it’s taking over Greenland. The Don may insult some foreign official one minute, and the next dismiss what he said, pretending he never said it.

“I hate flip-flops, like, if I see someone wearing a pair of flip-flops I get all crazy and start flipping and a flopping all over the floor in flip-flop rage. I told Barron, I said, take those goddamn flip-flops off. He told me he’s going to the beach. I said you gotta wear sandals. Like Jesus wore sandals, even when he was walking on water. If sandals were good for Jesus, they’re good for you too! I just won’t tolerate it. No flip-flops! Send me another Diet Coke, actually, no, send me a Diet Fanta, ahh, hold that I’m not thirsty now!”

Comrade Starmer Appoints New Big State Tsar to Fix Big State

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Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat. Comrade Starmer has vowed to address the intermittent problem of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain’s Big State perceived problem by increasing the size, bureaucracy, pensions, and salaries of all Big State departments and apparatchik civil servants working within the Big State.

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In this respect, Comrade Starmer has appointed a new Big State tsar to oversee an entire new department to oversee the implementation of further Big State special operations within the Big State.

THE BIG STATE, BIG STATE DEPARTMENT OF BIG STATE EFFICIENCY

Commissar Augustine Bloate will oversee the new Big State commissary and has already drawn up plans for a mélange of committees within committees and heavily taxpayer funded quangos to create thousands more regulations and policies to regulate the Big State with more Big State regulatory apparatus.

Speaking from his dacha in Grimsby, Comrade Starmer was confident that the Big State would be cut down to size by expanding the size of the Big State.

“I have just enjoyed a prolonged banya, comrades, and am fresh and revitalised. This list here is a small step in increasing the efficiency of the Big State by adding a further Big State department to increase efficiency and to implement a ‘fix Big State mechanism’ of Big State expansion. Commissar Augustine Bloate, who will oversee the new Big State department, has assured me that he will do his best to normalise the situation at hand by increasing the size of the Big State even further. Thank you comrades. I will now get back to my champagne and caviar soup.”

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JOHNSON MCREGOR, 15, OF 21 GORDOBROON STREET, GLASGOW, SECTOR 101, SCOTLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 12.8 GRAMS OF EXTRA HAGGIS RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER, AUNTIE AND DOG FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMRADE STARMER ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK BY THE NEWLY FORMED BIG STATE BIG STATE DEPARTMENT OF BIG STATE EFFICIENCY. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR THE NEW NET ZERO KOOL-AID DRINK! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Why Illegal Immigrants and Asylum Seekers From Third World Are Mainly Men

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Sex. White women. What is the most popular subject on the internet? Adult material of course. Millions of men in Third World countries see the West first through the eyes of the internet, and they see white women as an important prize, of great status. They want to exercise their virility, to defile and to lord over something that is viewed by many of their compatriots as unattainable. This is why illegal immigrants and asylum seekers made up solely of single men see Europe as a magnet.

The West is no doubt being invaded, and the socialists and communists have welcomed the destruction of Western culture and society with abject glee by opening borders to all and sundry. This is why the mass rape incident with the Rotherham grooming gangs, where Pakistani rapists had their way with English girls treating them like “sub-human species”, was covered up by the Labour government and by the CPS at the time.

The biggest and most satisfying prize of all are Swedish or Scandinavian women, who are viewed by the Third World illegal immigrants as easy prey. For them, the status symbol of bagging one of these types of women is beyond god status. The socialist open door policy in places like Sweden was an open invitation for millions of men from Third World countries to dip their wicks and defile an entire new gene pool. To impregnate a white woman of such stature is even more delightsome because Third Worlders view this as conquest, of spreading their seed into the very den of the enemy, to muddy the waters of the beloved and sacred Aryan waters of purity. At the rate Sweden and the UK, and much of Europe is going, the indigenous race of the continent will be integrated into the Third World in less than 10 years, although some speculate it already has been irreparably lost.

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What took thousands of years of selective breeding within essentially closed European cultures is thus being undone in mere decades by a deluge of young dark virile breeders from the Third World who have come to the West to do some serious fucking. This is digging for gold time, and indigenous European women are the pussy gold mine. Whilst most Western men are now effete or mostly LGBTQP aficionados, the guys coming into Europe are doing considerable amounts of copulation on the population of indigenous European women, who seem to be all too willing to receive any kind of real masculine attention. The indigenous men in the West have been deliberately emasculated through decades of woke communist indoctrination by their own governments and NGOs, and now many Western men are deemed as useless when it comes to reproduction. The fertlity rate statistics within European countries backs this theory up. The doors of the West are now wide open, and so are the thighs of European women who are encouraged by their woke educators to integrate with the black seed. Welcome, they say, the Channel Tunnel of love is ready to receive the rock hard train from Djibouti.

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Illegal immigrants arrive at Dover from France in rubber dinghies

This is why when you see another overloaded rubber dinghy coming across the waters, escorted by the Royal Navy, the smiles on those faces in the dinghies are so wide, they seem to stretch across the entirety of their faces. This is their home now, this is heaven for illegal immigrants, and they’re going to do some serious fucking of white women. Digging for diamonds, digging for gold with their dirty shovels within those legs spread akimbo. You want me to pretend to convert to Christianity? No problem, I will pretend to do that, and I will fuck your daughters too. These guys just won the lottery 100,000 times over, they will get a free place to live, free food, and so much white pussy, a mountain of it, to spread their genes far and wide in a place that used to be unattainable, Shangri-La. Rape by illegal migrants and asylum seekers is also protected, because no one can deport these guys, the ECHR or one of the corrupt leftist lawyers or judges will stop it.

Hunker down, dig those toes in — It’s gonna be Hamma Time! Europe is getting fucked — BIG TIME.

Russian Roulette: Trump Threatens to Call Putin Silly Names if No Ukraine Ceasefire

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“I’m gonna call Putin a doo doo face, or maybe something like poop noggin!” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. The president wants Russian president Putin to agree to a ceasefire with Ukraine, but it seems the Russians are dragging their feet.

Practising in front of a mirror, The Donald pointed and said, “Mangy pinko Russkie! Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. No one else in this room! Wanna play with the US of A? Dumbass vodka swilling borscht eating Russian dumbo!”

One of the reporters asked the president if this sort of thing would put Putin in line.

“Eh, I’m walkin’ and talkin’ here! I’m a New Yorker! We don’t take shit from no one, and that includes my pal Putin!”

Looks like Vlad the Butcher better get his warmongering ways in order pronto and agree to a Ukraine ceasefire because it is clear to see here that Trump means business. FAFO.

Netflix Announces Permanent Series of Meghan Markle Show

Netflix has proudly announced the permanent series of the Meghan Markle show, where episodes will be featured on the streaming platform indefinitely. The company will also pay Meghan Markle an additional $150 million per annum and promote the celebrity on every channel constantly for as long as the company is in business.

“This is our business model, and we’re proud of it,” a Netflix executive told Entertainment Daily magazine, on Wednesday.

Meghan Markle celebrated the wonderful news by cutting some fruit and repackaging a bag of pretzels.

The Coming Civil War and Other Delights

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Mass unfettered immigration from Third World countries is draining the nation’s social capital.

It is feeding factionalism and polarisation, as well as destroying Britain’s national sense of a common pre-political loyalty, and this populational change has introduced and celebrated the triumph of identity politics, thus creating a profoundly volatile situation.

The coming civil war, is going to initially have the qualities of a Latin American style, dirty war, characterised by chronic low level violence, but it will increasingly take on a strongly rural versus urban dynamic.

As far as the Islamist factions are concerned, these are somewhere at the beginning of phase two of civil unrest.

There are parts of British cities where there is negotiated policing, the police either don’t go there or when they go there, they prepare by consulting with local leaders, and they’re clearly already in a phase of conducting semiregular attacks on the indigenous population.

Prof. David Betz, Professor of War in the Department of War Studies at King’s College London where he heads the MA War Studies programme postulates these serious concepts in his new book – The Guarded Age: Fortification in the 21st Century, published by Polity.

The timeline for the coming civil war in Britain depends on many factors, it’s either twenty years or ten years or three years.

About 10 years ago in the context of the parliamentary dirty tricks over the implementation of the Brexit referendum many people across the country saw that there was something very critically wrong about our own society. People began to observe specifically what those machinations on the part of the British elite at that time represented was effectively elite overreach, which is a term often used in discussion regarding domestic turmoil in foreign societies, a situation in which elites essentially have exceeded the boundaries of their own legitimate capability in ways that have the tendency to undermine the broader faith in the coherence and the validity of the status quo effectively.

The basic point of the impending turmoil is that the primary threat to the security of Britain, and to the security and prosperity of Britain today is not external, but internal.

Specifically, it is the threat of civil war, and through analysis of the official statistics of the British government itself on social attudes, on mainstream academic ideas about things like social capital, societal cohesion and political stability, as well as long established theories of civil war causation, it is a certainty that civil war will occur some time in the future.

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The fact of the matter is that the country is explosively societally configured to implode

David Cameron had identified the main problem, 10 years ago, when he very clearly came out and said that multiculturalism was draining the nation’s social capital.

Multiculturism aided by mass unfettered immigration is feeding factionalism and polarisation, as well as destroying Britain’s national sense of a common pre-political loyalty. And with this in line with what subsequently has come along is the triumph of identity politics, which has produced a very profoundly volatile situation.

Nativist sentiments are increasingly manifested in a narrative of ‘downgrading’ which is one of the most powerful causes of civil conflict. The theory of ‘downgrading’ is in line with all of the incidental literature on the subject of civil unrest and war.

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Nativist sentiment in terms of downgrading, means that the indigenous population feels that it is being basically downgraded. Two-tier policing, two-tier law and two-tier governmental policies are a testament to this fact of downgrading the indiginous populations.

If one wants to know what or who the indigenous population might be, you might just assume it to be that part of the population which is excluded from special dispensation under the recently pronounced sentencing guidelines.

The coming civil war is going to initially have the qualities of a Latin American style war, characterised by chronic low-level violence, and it will increasingly take on a strongly rural versus urban dynamic primarily anti status quo strategy.

The primary objectives will be to collapse the major cities through infrastructural attack , causing cascading crises leading to systemic failure and a period of mass chaos, which they hope to wait out from the relative security of the rural provinces. The plausible effectiveness of this strategy should not be dismissed.

The plan is destructively simple, it’s well reasoned, it’s practically, relatively straightforward to implement.

It’s based on established techniques that are well known and it’s aimed at targets that are effectively unguarded, and it builds upon the existence of a tenuousness of the urban condition.

The attributes of a society, which is on the precipice of civil war looks something like this:

It would possess a situation of elite overreach, as mentioned previously. It would be characterised by a collapse of trust in that society, one would see rates of polarisation, specifically a factional polarisation, which is a very dangerous form of polarisation where people are no longer disagreeing specifically over issues themselves, but they are disagreeing on the basis of what they think is the consensus view within their own identity community. In other words, a particularly virulent form of political factionalisation that is overlaid on some other social, societal faction.

There is economic pressure, which is pretty obvious because economic pressure leads to expectation gaps, particularly on the part of the youth population, which now is probably for the most part locked out of things like property ownership. The potential of things which were very reasonable, banal expectations of their parents, like home ownership, certain sorts of permanent employment, the possibility also, in fact, of building their own families are all now wholly unattainable in modern Britain. This is a very dangerous situation.

Elite overreach, in terms of the Brexit vote and the subsequent attempt to thwart it, changed a lot of people’s views about our institutions, and how inherently corrupt they are, but also the new sentencing guidelines, which essentially have completely destroyed the idea of equality before the law are also factors to be included within the malaise. Last year, the disproportionate extraordinary sentences handed out to people during the civil disorder after Southport are another example of ‘downgrading’ and ‘elite overreach’.

Due to the speed of unfettered mass immigration, Britain, especially in the cities, is a seething den of ghettos where ghettoization has taken hold of many communities. David Cameron himself mentioned these ghettoized communities living in their silos and the ‘swarm’.

There are small factions within those groups that are highly radicalised that are intent on violence. The distinction here is we already have a fairly active anti status quo violent movement within the radicalised Muslim community in Britain who can be activated and triggered at any moment. That’s why the UK has 40-50,000 people on the terror watch list and a fairly regular occurrence of terror attacks.

So on one hand we have within these factions, an identifiable, violent, extremist faction that is attempting in various ways to increase the tensions within society, to take further and greater control over the conciousness of its community and create a greater split within British society as a whole and we have the reactionist nativists on the other hand.

The government has numerously exclaimed that they’re terribly concerned about the counter phenomenon which is the natural counterposition comprised of the nativist or the ‘extreme right’.

The government is thus concerned that the seed is there, the potential is there, and they’re perfectly right to be concerned about the situation brewing. The major concern is that whereas Islamic extremism or Islamism and fundamentalism are a threat, the emerging anti status quo identity movements within the white community have the potential for mass mobilisation on account of the fact that the white Christian population is still the majority population of the country. In this sense, one needs a mass population to support a mass movement. That combination of factors, and particularly the potential for radicalisation, effectively of the majority community is extremely worrisome from a societal cohesion perspective.

The Maoist approach has three phases

The first phase is usually described as the defensive phase, or phase one is the defensive phase. It’s a defensive stance from the perspective of the insurgent actor.

During phase one, what the insurgent is doing is primarily political organisation, proselytisation, propaganda activities and getting its house in order, it is building its conscious community. It is trying to energise, to mobilise. It’s building up a structure, it’s working out its narrative, it’s creating a solid base to work from.

In phase one, the insurgent is usually not very physically active, there might be a handful of pin prick attacks here and there in order to obtain weapons or materials. Oftentimes there is an alignment in the very earliest stage between criminal groups and the insurgent group because criminals tend to have access to muscle that the political insurgents usually don’t have in the beginning.

Phase two is usually referred to as the stalemate, and that’s when attacks have begun to occur, but the insurgent forces are not superior to the government security forces.

They don’t have more muscle, but they have the potential to create no-go areas, they have stable base areas and they’re beginning to build up a military structure.

It might be a rudimentary military structure, but they’ve got a fair number of tough guys/soldiers who are reliable, reasonably well armed who can conduct operations. It’s when you start to see, ambushes on police stations, for example, or attacks on government figures, judges, lawyers, media figures, it becomes more physically active.

And the third phase is usually called the offensive. And that’s when the insurgent has built up sufficient material strength while the counterinsurgent or the government has weakened to the extent that the insurgent can contemplate actual peer on peer combat with the security forces. This is the classic Maoist model, and is more or less what happened in the Chinese Civil War and some other cases of insurgency, like Cambodia and Vietnam.

In terms of Britain, the main factions will be the urban versus rural, and specifically London is the most endangered in this scenario.

If one looks at how Britain’s energy system works, it flows from the north to the south. So our major power lines and gas lines, compression stations, all of that associated infrastructure is essentially located in rural and peri-urban areas and feeds that giant metropolis in the south, which is rather unstable at the best of the times. So you can imagine what London might be like if you switch the power off for a week or so, or a couple of weeks and you do that five or six times in a winter, switch off the electricity, the gas, you disrupt the electric, the transportation system.

Currently, the Islamic radicals are in phase two, and the nativists are in stage one. Things can change at any moment though, as the situation is very fluid.