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Clean Brexit: Hurrah! Lord Haw Haw Hammond Plus Remoaners Threaten to Quit

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You can’t get better than that, not only will government be cleaned out of remoaners if there is a Clean Brexit, but Britain will not have to pay £39 Billion into an EU budget black hole as a Brexit punishment payment, and will leave the EU completely. If there ever was a win win situation, this would be it.

Trade on WTO terms, just like 98% of the world, keep our sovereignty, take control of the borders completely, and be able to make our own laws, as well as take back fishing rights in UK waters, plus control our own farming.

The real bonus is remoaners threatening to quit now if there is a Proper Brexit. This is exactly what parliament needs, it needs these horrid pustulous non-entities to disappear and never be seen again, and if they leave of their own volition all the better. They can find another way of betraying Britain one supposes, maybe join another extremist Remoaner group somewhere in a locked cupboard to rant and rave in the dark to each other about how terrible freedom and democracy is.

Clean Brexit = Win Win Situation, what’s not to love about it?

The Best Antistress Remedies: Top 7 of Online Games

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How does a regular day look like? For about 35% of the worldwide population working in offices, after 6 p.m., there is some time which can be used for relaxation, reloading of brains, and stress release. Coming back home, there is plentiful activities or ways to spend time.

Frequently, people prefer lazy entertainments after a delicious dinner, for instance, watching favorite series, reading a book, gambling in NativeCasinos.ca or playing online games. The variety of online games is impressive. In the course of a play, a gamer not only distracts from everyday routine but also trains the brain which has a positive impact on its efficiency and productivity.

Top Seven Online Games

Overwatch which is not just a game, it is a fantastic online adventure. One of the biggest advantages is that the number of characters is high. They are diverse, have unique traits, and efficient skills. Besides, the game is constantly upgraded and renewed while the database of gamers and their experience are saved. It can be played on a PC or a console.

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds broke plentiful records in 2017 and kept the highest positions in 2018. The users confess that the game process is very thrilling and involving. The hero surviving in the battle of a hundred is the winner. It is also compatible with smartphones making PUBG a perfect choice in transport on the way home.

Fortnite: Battle Royale is the game for survival among a hundred players offering the mode of crafting. Besides, it is possible to play with friends as there the modes of duet or squad, thus, enabling users to compete with colleagues or mates.

Rocket League was released several years ago as a free game for PlayStation Plus. However, recently, it has become a hot one. A new version is much more diverse, has plentiful designs and arenas. Besides, there is the mode of competition providing the possibility to arrange a tournament with friends.

Dota 2 has become one of the most popular among online games being a team game as well as quite a complicated one requiring certain skills and experience from gamers. Two teams of five players are competing. To create a team, it is recommended to select characters which have matching skills and roles.

League of Legends was released 9 years ago, however, is still worldwide acknowledged. Playing with one of the characters which become stronger and more skillful in the course of a game.

 

 

 

World of Warcraft is the game which is 14 years old, besides, almost everyone worldwide has at least heard of it. It is necessary to create a character which will interact with the other ones and accomplish plentiful quests.

No matter which activity or game is chosen by a user. The most important is to find a way to relax after a long working day. However, it is better to remember that everything is useful if in moderation. Hence, playing games or gambling shall not become the reasons for sleepless nights.

That’s Convenient! CNN Turns Up 1 Hour Before FBI Raids Roger Stone

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There’s something weird going on in America, where the FBI seem to have turned rogue, and are now working exclusively for America’s leftists.

This sort of political collusion some would say is a sign that corruption is now the norm in America, especially when the FBI themselves probably tipped off CNN beforehand, as a reporter mysteriously materialised one hour before the raid, and covered the whole arrest.

“Reporter’s instinct my ass!”

Roger Stone, a very amiable chap, was then forcibly taken away from his home by masked FBI thugs armed to the teeth in the early hours of the morning. They don’t even roll out this sort of circus for high end terrorists so why Roger Stone?

“It’s because he advised Trump, or something like that during his election. The Democrats increasingly can’t get over the fact that Trump was elected in a just honourable manner and are now acting in the most psychotic fashion imaginable. This Mueller fiasco is the main reason, but it is certainly just about Trump. The governmental agencies you see are still under the control of Obama, and it ain’t going to stop until Trump announces a state of emergency,” one pundit revealed, Friday.

“During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act” – George Orwell

It’s not only poor old Roger Stone being dragged across the coals, but innocent Catholic school children (The Covington Boys) wearing MAGA hats, accosted by Red Indians claiming to serve in Vietnam, and the fake news gears of CNN, MSNBC, Buzzfeed, and New York Times, working to create a white racist scene out of something that was totally different in reality. The American leftwing press has been caught with their trousers down by creating a fake news scene out of nothing causing death threats to be sent to school children. It’s ok though because if a socialist wishes a child dies horribly, this is admissible as socialists are given a free card to make death threats to kids with impunity in America.

The current climate in the United States is one where the mainstream lefty media do not have any journalistic ethics or impartiality anymore, and an all out war is raging between socialist leaning Democratic funded media companies, against everyone else. Who will win this war is anyone’s guess, but it seems the left wing have the most power in all media worldwide, and the others are lagging behind, with little or no power.

There is certainly a build up process going on right now for civil war to occur in America, and when it does kick off, satellites orbiting the earth will be able to pick out the gun flashes.

What happened to the FBI? What happened to CNN? Someone, somewhere has to ask these questions.

Here’s to a corrupt, polarised America on the brink of civil war…nothing’s changed then.

Why Globalists and Their Naive Aspirations Created Discord and War

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Globalists and their wonderful utopian dream of everyone living side by side in harmony, all with happy faces and true universal understanding of each other and their differences, accepting each other with open arms is an idiotic naive myth that cannot be realised unless certain factors are realised.

Firstly, the globalists have failed to realise that there are racial elements in every nation honed over thousands of years that will always detest other races. You can’t change these people, but the globalists and their naivety think by suddenly importing for example 40,000 Sub Saharan Africans into a Bavarian village everything will go dandy.

The same goes for biology. The globalists have attempted to change hundreds of thousands of years of biology and natural human evolution in one fell swoop. This naive globalist expression will always backfire and is not achievable because the biological science is so enshrined within human existence and nature.

The insanity of some globalist thinkers and their MBAs or whatever qualifications they have rustled up, is that they can somehow supersede thousands of years of evolution. This is an evolution of humans that took great wars to achieve, great conflicts, great political upheaval and here is the globalist coming along who discounts the water that has already flown under the bridge expecting immediate instantaneous changes to their naive wishes.

The globalists today are on the back foot because they themselves have miscalculated the enormity of each situation they have tried to engineer. Any problem that needs to be dealt with has an infinite number of variables, you cannot solve societal or cultural problems with one simple fix like the idiotic globalists think. All their media engineering pushes will backfire, because they have only approached the problem from one or two angles at the most.

robot business

The globalists have also discounted their main weakness which is economic connectivity. Their global economy is way too connected at this early stage of globalism, and any fractures within one sector affect the whole global economy. This is a major weakness, and global connectivity should not have been attempted till after the third or fourth stage of globalist conquest.

The same goes for connectivity of communications within the global population, the globalists have underestimated the effectiveness of social media being used against the globalists themselves. They have underestimated the proliferation of disinformation and ‘fake news’ created by Russia and China to counteract the globalist agenda, and to create discord amongst the already fractured Western population. Global media connectivity should have been postponed till after the main globalist agenda had been completed, instead, they now have major pockets of the populace waking up to the globalist agenda. This political awakening of some elements within the populace is a truly dangerous escalation that threatens globalism to its very core.

“I had a splitting headache from which the future is made”

The naive utopian dreams of the globalist will never be achieved with such a high human world population level. This is a fact, because there are too many elements working against their globalist programs. To truly affect the globalist agenda, the globalists will have to somehow humanely or inhumanely reduce the global population by a minimum of 80%. They are already achieving their goal by reducing fertility levels in the West, but must concentrate their efforts on increasing depopulation in developing and Third World nations more actively. Finite global resources are being depleted daily, and being replaced by human pollution/waste created by billions of humans, and human industry worldwide. Time is running out, and if one looks at the data, it would be safe to say, time has already run out.

globalist robot office workers

The only thing the globalists are achieving towards their end goal at the moment is technological prowess, with the robotic and AI infiltration into automation on target. Soon many humans across the world will find themselves replaced by automation and AI, this will bring further distress and unrest. The globalists will have to find a way to either placate the jobless masses or simply get rid of them.

The Gilets Jaunes riots in France are a sign that things are coming to a head, especially within certain globalist controlled areas, additionally, the riots have shown that there is further weakness within the globalist structure. One must digest this very simple fact, there are very few globalists and many of the others, the masses, the proles, the Untermensch. These numbers can easily, if directed properly, create large problems for the elite globalist, one only has to imagine a nest of rabid termites running towards a single target. The target, whether it is a large locust, spider, or beetle will be overwhelmed and dispatched in no time.

Of course, globalists have the might of the police forces, and the military, intelligence agencies, in front of them at all times, but what if large elements of those forces sympathised with the plight of the people that are being attacked by globalism? One must consider that the military and police employee has family within the population, they themselves may also be affected by globalist policies and agendas. Depending on the situation, the police officer who is ordered to shoot upon the crowd where he sees his fellow friends may instead turn against the globalists. This danger must be considered, and the forces that are put on the frontline recompensed adequately for their support.

The future of globalism now lies on going back to the drawing board and formulating further techniques to affect the goal. Moving too quickly has been a drawback within the last decade, this speed and urgency has in fact taken globalism back a few stages, because it created a chemical reaction within the populations affected. Much like the body’s immune system fights off a foreign body attacking its system.

Meanwhile, while all this has been happening with the preoccupied naive globalists, Russia and China have been diligently preparing themselves, militarily.

If the globalist agenda in the first place was to engender all out global war and civil discontent in Western countries, then maybe they are doing very well.

War is coming, and the globalists have been too blinded by their utopian ideals and petty aspirations of societal cultural change to see the big picture that will soon bite them in the ass.

Remember this, and learn it well globalists, you cannot change thousands and thousands of years of human history by engineering some twitter hashtag to go viral for a few hours. Human foibles, racism, and the basic human caveman instincts of survival will NEVER be changed, or watered down unless of course, the ultimate solution is deployed, and we all know what that is.

Best Dating Books for Single Women

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Since most women are very complex when it comes to dating, we reckon they might need a guide on how best they can keep a man happy. Surely some ladies need a little help with their dating game. Are you one of them? If you are, then the dating books below will show you a great roadmap on how best you can have a lovely relationship.

This includes keeping your man happy all the time. We have compiled a list of some of the dating books that will improve your love life. The books offer all the dating tips and strategies soon after reading this, get yourself a copy! This is only normal since there are even book on gambling and real money slots strategies.

Act Like Lady, Think Like a Man: Steve Harvey

According to Steve Harvey’s book, the fundamental issue women have to consider to keep their partner is understanding men. Harvey’s advice goes down to state that women need to understand the games that men play. And the comedian television presenter is very adamant that men do play games. For more on Steve Harvey’s amazing book go to the nearest book shop today and grab a copy.

The Power of the Pussy

Kara King goes all out in her dating book. In pursuit of offering her fellow women some dating advice, she believes her book is a playbook for winning the game. And she also shares the same sentiment with Steve Harvey that dating is nothing but a game.
However, King also advises women to manipulate men so that they become the man they want them to be. That includes making men to make magic on their women. We cannot go any further than this. Make sure you grab yourself a copy and enjoy the read shared to you by Kara king.

Marry Him: The Case of Settling for Mr Good Enough

This amazing and well-written dating book provides all women with the art of seduction. Written by Lori Gottlieb, the book focuses on some of the unrealistic expectation that most young women expect from men. Make sure you enjoy the rest of the read by getting yourself one copy today!

Nowadays women can do almost anything, from driving big trucks to sports betting. According to https://www.bestusabettingsites.com/ there are most likely women clerks at your favourite sportsbook. This is because it is believed that women attract more men when they sell products. You are more likely to speak to a woman 2 out of every 3 times you call your offshore sportsbook.

EU Army: Does the World Really Need ANOTHER Army?

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The delightful news that President Macron and Chancellor Merkel are solidifying their dream of an all encompassing EU army today frankly brings up a little bile.

I mean how many armies are there in the world already? When it comes to big coalitions, we have NATO, and we have the Axis of Evil, and we have China which has about 3 Billion soldiers all on standby, and all the other little nations with their respective armies.

Do we really want another mega army stalking the corridors of power? The last time the world had this problem was in 1939 when Hitler assembled his vast army thanks to some American financiers and other assorted bankers.

The only reason the EU wants its own army is because of — Russia. That’s it! Plus, the EU as we wrote about before is the Third Reich backwards. First they conquered multiple nations peacefully utilising their economic power, then after the nations had been suitably amalgamated without a way out, they enforced an army on everyone. Hitler did the opposite, he assembled an army first and tried to take over Europe with force. This was the wrong way to go about things, as the EU engineers of the future would realise, Jean Monnet and crew with their German counterparts, Adenauer, decided to assemble their Reich utilising stealth and timing. The totalitarian tiptoe, where changes are eased in slowly, thus not alarming any of the sleeping populace. Move too fast with changes, and there are problems, people may start to see through the plan, and this could ruin everything.

The German army is back

 

The Daily Squib accurately predicted the EU army in 2012 when no one was talking about it. This is what we do, and this is why we are vilified and punished by the current monopoly internet controllers for seeing the truth many years before the fact. Naturally, they are the ones who should hold the truth, and not others, especially little fish like the Squib.

Nevertheless, if you can’t hear the alarm bells ringing now, you either don’t care, or are too asleep in the esoteric sense to even realise what is going on.

This is why it is imperative to leave the EU now, for we are in great peril, the danger rises daily not only from the East, but from our own front door, just across the Channel, the EU is hungry for more power and they are taking it upon themselves to push through with their Ukrainian plan of assimilation and the roads further inward. This will be the precursor for Russia to engage its enemy, once and for all.

 

By building another army, the EU is endangering world peace, because this monolithic monstrosity will coerce Russia and threaten it just by its very presence. Do the Russians want a monster army right next to their borders peering into their business, trying to steal Ukraine from them? Certainly not, is the definite answer, and we can see this from Russia’s behaviour during the recent Syrian conflict which Obama fucked up. There are invisible lines that should not be crossed when it comes to the peaceful stasis we are in right now, and having an EU army will not only destabilise everything, it will bring upon itself a great wrath never before seen.

 

Britain must stay away from this threat, and we must treat it with great suspicion. The EU army or Fourth Reich will not last just as its predecessor did not last, purely because the lust for more power is so enticing, and so blinding that the EU will make mistakes, and these mistakes will be the start of the European battlefield of the future.

Britain must stay with its true allies, the Americans and Australians, and it must unfortunately cut its losses with previously friendly European nations. These former sovereign countries have been severely compromised by joining the sovietized EU, and the euro currency is their ball and chain. They have sold out their own people and sovereign national statuses for economic imprisonment within an EU state that is moving towards its true aspiration of total global control. If you do not believe this, simply look at the recent EU regulations on the world wide web. Their EU internet rules supersede everything else, therefore we can see that they are now a global power exerting their diktats on the whole world.

The plan is to encompass the whole globe under one Union, and the controllers want this union to fly the EU flag as one entity, one singular world power and authority over every national state and people, of course led by Germany and France, their omnipotent masters.

These are grave times of danger we are now living in. Britain must extricate itself from the EU prison now, or it will not survive the next chapter.

 

Studying the Phenomenon of Banal Narcissistic Selfie Addicts Falling Off Cliffs

We now live in an age where narcissism and self love are encouraged to such a level that many people are putting their lives at risk to get that perfect selfie.

Whether it is atop a radio tower, or on the edge of a cliff, or on a train track, these people will do anything for their selfish need for likes on social media.

Analysing these people is not exactly a hard task, they are fucking narcissistic selfish schizoid pieces of shit addicted to the little serotonin hit they get every time some other equally brainless twat presses a ‘like’ for whatever image they put up about themselves.

Reading the news reports of many of these people dying to pursue their selfish narcissistic false dreams of glamour and internet celeb status is frankly a huge relief. It is quite true to say that we want more of these selfie people to fall off the edge of a cliff to be smashed into a gooey crunchy mess on the rocks below. It is most probably a relief not only for poor old battered planet earth, where these vile creatures take up unnecessary air molecules by breathing in the air, but for the internet itself, because there may be less of these talentless pustules popping up in the middle of your daily surf session.

Let us encourage more of these people to take their deadly selfies, make it a religion, where they meet their almighty selfie god in the annals of internet selfie stardom, their brains dashed against the hard concrete of eternal false pseudo-celebrity shame.

The smartphone companies and social media conglomerates must increase their fervour in enticing these morons to become more daring; maybe take a selfie just before a great white shark bites them in half whilst snorkeling near the Great Barrier Reef, or how about jumping into a lion enclosure just before feeding time at the zoo, for that very special gut spewing selfie?

We want more selfies, more daring stunts, maybe the dangerous escapades of these idiotic buffoons could reduce the depletion of the ozone layer, or better still stop the ice caps melting.

Has the human race come to such a pitiful level that people are killing themselves to get the best shot of their face to digitally publish it on some inconsequential digital platform made up of ones and zeros where other pitiful people press a button to like their picture? If this is the case, then all philosophy, science, literature and music of the past is now deemed useless because culture and society has been reduced to the lowest form of human existence by these selfie people.

Amongst the illiterate selfie addicts, the inability of the human race to focus for more than five seconds on any given subject, is a testament to negative social engineering, where the minds of many humans today have been literally turned to mush, to jelly, bereft of any brain cells. This is the future, and this is the reality, a generation of humans completely unable to process anything other than their fucking selfish selfies.

We want more of you, armies of selfie takers, growing daily, engineered for a short useless life, to be quickly forgotten when the new system of internet does not recognise the former’s syntax.

One must hand it to our digital overlords however authoritarian they are, at least they found a humorous way of ridding the world of the chaff, the useless eaters, the narcissistic selfish people, lemmings all following each other over the cliff, smartphones in hand. Adieu, farewell, into the pit you all go, one after the other, from nothingness, into supreme nothingness, the long sleep where time stands still and the only image they see is the eternal picture of their face just before they hit the ground.

Yes I’m beautiful, yes I’m beautiful, yes I’m…..Aaaaaargh..(splat!)

 

Shaving Company Emasculette Develops Razor Castration Device For New Generation of Men

The latest product from Emasculette is wowing the new generation of femen who have no need for their testicles anymore by introducing a revolutionary castration razor device.

The Buzzfeed, Soy Boy generation of femen who develop ‘bitch tits’ after indulging in copious amounts of testosterone lowering soy products and support the soviet feminist movement denigrating all forms of masculinity, have been targeted by the marketing department of anti-male razor company Emasculette.

“We made a mistake by directly attacking all men in our last campaign, with an ad which saw our sales fall for traditional razors as real men discarded our product and chose to use alternative company shaving equipment. We have instead looked at our data research files and accumulated a new target for marketing our razors. We will exclusively sell our latest razor contraption to men who are effectively not real men anymore, and have willingly rejected masculinity,” Emasculette’s North American marketing account head, Nina Scrote told Marketing Week magazine.

“The Best a Former Man Can Get”

Emasculette’s product line will now discard traditional razors for real men, because sales have dropped to such a low level. The only positive thing that happened after their recent ad campaign was an increased level of discussion on social media, where men were posting pictures of their binned Emasculette products. They say all publicity is good publicity, however when you have no sales anymore, that quotation can be quietly discarded.

Emasculette Castrator

The Emasculette Castrator comes with the product tagline: “The Best a Man Can Be — Balless” and the product promises to flush away a man’s masculinity in seconds.

“With this product, we use double edged razors to chop off a man’s ball sack, you know the scrotum and testicles. In this day and age men don’t need those anymore. Fashioned much like a mini-guillotine, the contraption requires men to put their balls into an opening, the razor is lifted high on the scaffold and locked into place. By pressing a lever, or tapping a button on their smartphone, the razor drops at a speed of 100 MPH chopping off the man’s masculinity cleanly. After that, simply flush them down the toilet, take an aspirin and you too will be the Best a Man Can Be — Balless.”

After announcing the product’s launch on Buzzfeed and all social networks, the response for Emasculette’s Castrator has been stupendous.

“We never anticipated the rush to buy the product and how many soy drinking emasculated men there are out there. It just goes to show that the soviet programming of constant repetition of an anti-male agenda does work and we have reduced Western society to a place where men are taught to hate themselves from a young age. We have also indoctrinated men to view their masculine survival instincts honed over thousands of years as toxic. Mission accomplished we say.”

Castration is the new masculine

John Malvina, a soy drinking Twitter executive was one of the first to try the new Emasculette product and even tweeted about the event afterwards.

“I put my tiny little scrotum in the machine’s entrance point. It’s gotten real small from all those years of soy milk. Everything’s all clear in the instructions. Then I downloaded the Emasculette Castration app, from the Play Store. It counted down for me from ten and whoomph! my balls and everything were gone. The machine immediately seals everything up and you can take a painkiller pill afterwards if there is a slight itch. The great thing is I now have zero sex drive, my voice is now wonderfully high, I do not need to shave anymore, and my bitch tits just grew a few bra sizes — not much change from before then, eh! I am the new man of the office, and all the other men are getting their Emasculette Castrator kits too. Thank you so much. Ooh, I have to go now, the latest Ariana Grande song just came on the radio, she’s so fabulous, ooh look at her new hair do!”

The Emasculette product is being snapped up by thousands of tech companies in Silicon Valley to give to their male employees as well as prominent internet news companies like CNN, MSNBC, Buzzfeed and hundreds of university campuses across the United States.

Prostate and Grumble shares rose by 45% after the Castration razor kit was announced.

Mobile Gaming And Gambling To Continue Rising In 2019

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Would you not be surprised if we tell you that the global gaming market will soon reach a level of over £120 billion in 2019? Maybe not, but what if we tell you that about half of that growth is coming from the mobile gaming industry that has a current value of around £55 billion?

Mobile is nowadays in everyone’s hand in the whole world and this has allowed a considerable number of people to be continuously connected to the internet. If we look at 2018 itself, the mobile gaming apps have driven around 85% of all app revenue from Apple’s iOS and Google Play. The fact that mobile phones are always with us is a great opportunity for the best online casinos and others gambling companies to reach a new type of people: those that didn’t bother to connect much to the internet from their desktops. To make the most of the opportunity software developers have focused mainly on women and as a result one of the most significant increase came from this sector.

Not only the arrival of mobile phone has helped to reach new audiences but it has also increased the time spent and the play frequency from those demographics that were already involved in gaming. In recent times we have seen the introduction of many unlimited data plans, better speeds and higher quality graphics. These in conjunction with a reduction in file sizes has allowed the mobile gaming to make huge steps forward and grow as a result.

What is the future of Mobile gaming industry?

Surely it is a bright future although for this very reason competition is increasing. New game franchises are being launched nearly on a daily bases and more brands that are trying to get a piece of that cake.

Some Stats That Show The Growth of Mobile Gaming Industry

With the improvement in mobile phones the mobile gaming industry has been allowed to grow significantly over the last few years. Experts are predicting that it will grow by 60% between 2019 and 2022. Already in 2022 the revenue should reach £73 billion which is a staggering 200% increase in 5 years.

It is predicted that mobile gaming will be the dominant sector of gaming as it should reach half of the market already by 2020. Console games and PC games are likely to come second and third in the market with around 26% and 21% of gaming revenue respectively.

How Mobile Gambling Is Taking Advantage Of The Huge Mobile Gaming Popularity

For a gambling company, it is more and more critical to ensure they have a sound mobile gambling product. Mobile devices are part of our lives and if a gambling company can be seen and is able to reach their customers with quality products, they will benefit from this. Below we have looked at what are the man benefits that mobile technology has given to the gambling industry.

1 – More players are regularly using mobile devices
Lots of online gambling products have moved to mobile and this was facilitated by the improvement in Wi-Fi networks who are now more reliable and stable and easily allow for monetary transactions to be carried out safely with users that are trusting the mobile technology.

The average user picks up the mobile device more than 1,500 times every week and it is not surprising that mobile platforms are set to replace desktops.

2. Mobile devices are preferred by users as they are convenient
Having the opportunity to play while on the go it is great. Before a player would have to wait to get back home to place bets from the desktop. Nowadays you can place bets while you are at a sporting event for instance or you can play your favourite online casino game while you are going back home from work. For all those reasons, it has been verified that mobile players tend to convert a lot faster into paying customers and they usually spend more time playing online games.

3. Players can access betting options immediately
Live sports and live casino have benefited significantly from the growth in mobile gambling. The opportunity to have immediate access to your preferred game and get satisfaction from your betting session has changed the way gambling companies are approaching players. Operators have pushed the boundaries to provide better casino games to users which are fully optimised for the mobile platforms.

People are spending more time on mobile devices compared with desktop or laptop as they are convenient and practical to use. It is predicted that browser-based gambling will very soon be superseded by the mobile players: this has already started a revolution with operators that are now creating products which are either for mobile alone or are mobile-first. Delivering games that will maximise the powerful experience delivered by the newest smartphones will be paramount for gambling companies to continue to be successful.

Online gambling in the same mobile platform as social networks

Mobile platforms are delivering a great betting experience to customers and this is why those are returning. To keep users engaged gambling companies have created mobile products that are user-friendly and that can be loaded almost instantaneously even with slower networks.

Lots of gambling products are now well integrated even with social media platforms and this means that users can share with their mates how well they have done in a game or in a bet. This is an excellent opportunity for gambling companies to connect with younger audiences and again reach an entirely new target more differently and effectively than traditional advertising.

That Was Quick! Prince Philip Gets NEW Motor Delivered Less than 24 Hours After Car Crash

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Prince Philip ‘s driving days don’t appear to be numbered just yet after a replacement vehicle was delivered to him – less than 24 hours after his horror smash.

The Cold War era tank was driven off the back of a lorry and into Sandringham at around Midday.

According to palace aides, when the Duke of Edinburgh saw the tank he squealed in abject glee, and farted.

“I’ve never seen the Duke so animated. He immediately plopped into the hatch above and commandeered the driver forward directly over one of the estate’s gardeners. The mess made over the rose bed was something awful, but Prince Philip quipped ‘That’s some quality fertilizer right there’ and his new toy moved on demolishing a shed in its path even shooting off a few rounds at some crows huddled in a tree.”

The Duke of Edinburgh, 97, is a keen military enthusiast and this new offering certainly knocks the socks off that puny Land Rover he was driving before.

One can only imagine the damage inflicted on the Duke’s sojourns to the local town, and his escapades on the Norfolk country roads.

Norfolk Police have however warned Prince Philip that if they see him driving the tank or shooting anything without wearing a seat belt he could be warned for his indiscretion.

“If we catch the Duke of Edinburgh in his new vehicle driving over other vehicles and going through houses without wearing a safety belt, we will first warn him, then if we catch him again not adhering to the road traffic safety rules we will be forced to give the palace a ticket of £45,” PC James Plodder told the local Norfolk Bugle newspaper.