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“The Best a Woman Can Get”

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“The Best a Woman Can Get”

“Girls will be girls VIDEO”

Women are perfect creatures of course, and it is only men who are violent bullying beasts who commit unspeakable atrocities daily, socially and physically. This is the new reality being pushed by those who have the power to present their narrative to millions of people worldwide because they have the right budget and clearance to do so.

The statistics for male suicide reveal the truth that these well coordinated campaigns against men are working. Every day thousands of young men, who are seen as disposable, unworthy, and inherently evil, kill themselves because society is seen to be telling them they are worth nothing. Naturally, not many news or media outlets are highlighting this, or even care.

Global suicide rates among adolescents in the 15-19 age group, according to the latest World Health Organization (WHO) Mortality Database, were examined. Data for this age group were available from 90 countries (in some cases areas) out of the 130 WHO member states. The mean suicide rate for this age group, based on data available for the latest year, was 7.4/100,000. Suicide rates were higher in males (10.5) than in females (4.1). This applies in almost all countries.

Men and women should be coming together, and be portrayed equally by the controlling media organisations. By doing what they are doing, and portraying men in an unfavourable light constantly only creates hatred, discord, suicide, and a malformed skewed society steeped in biased one-sided malicious hostility.

Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM) UK

Suicide Prevention Helpline US

What Became of the Treacherous Brexit Saboteurs?

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What Became of the Treacherous Brexit Saboteurs?

The stench of the dungeon hits the nasal passage like a Tyson left hook, a pungent aroma of freshly laid vomit, faeces, urine, blood and stale body odour.

“I just made a ploppy in that corner,” an agitated Anna Soubry, jostling for some space in the crowded dank cellar of inequity tells her fellow saboteurs.

Since the Remainer plots to thwart and stop Brexit failed miserably, everyone in the country now knows who these treacherous lickspittle swine are, their names, their faces, where they live, who they talk to and foremost, what they have done.

“I demand a people’s vote, I demand a people’s vote, I dema..” Blair says over and over again, his ears twitch in the near darkness, he continues his mantra, the one his Brussels masters told him to say.

Suddenly, a voice in the darkness tells Blair to “shut the fuck up”. The dark lord leans into a solitary shaft of light flinching in obvious pain. This Prince of Darkness, defeated by an enemy who saw through his plot to thwart Brexit, tweaks his moustache with dedicated care. Mandy, as his close friends call him, grabs Blair by the ear and snarls into his face.

“I told you that one would never work. The people’s vote, what a load of codswallop. I should never have listened to you and your masters in Brussels. They should have listened to my plan exclusively.”

Out of a rat hole, a little head peeks out. It senses an air of discord, then shouts in a hoarse voice “Order, order!” before saying “Division! Clear the Lobby!” then scuttling back into its hole.

“Excuse me, can I say something please? I think I had the best plan,” a squeaky voiced, Grieve yelps in an animated fashion.

“You can shut the fuck up as well!” the Dark Lord shouts.

As the Prince of Darkness slinks back into the shadows, an odious puff of smoke wafts over the whole sorry congregation making everyone cough.

Ken lumbers into the centre of the room, and lets off a large fart.

“When’s dinner served in this bloody place? Since we have been put here, all we get is some sort of measly mush. It’s not exactly Claridges is it? Bugger this, I’m so hungry right now I’m capable of eating one of the ladies (points a fat finger at Amber Rudd).

Before anyone can blink, the scuttling feverish sound of Rudd scrambling away is countered by a salivating Ken Clarke biting down on her left buttock.

Dinner, certainly, has been served..

Socialist U.S. Politician Hospitalised After Face Splits During Speech

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Socialist U.S. Politician Hospitalised After Face Splits During Speech

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently hailed great success by being elected to Congress, was hospitalised to a Washington area hospital after her face split during a speech today.

“The poor girl was speaking so fast and with such Marxist vitriol that we witnessed her facial skin stretching wider and wider. At first I thought it was an illusion but there was an audible popping sound as the skin gave way on her face literally splitting in half,” Jim Acosta, CNN reporter at the rally revealed.

Dermatologist, Nancy Fethering, watched the footage of the facial horror show and was intrigued by the nasty event.

“I’ve never seen skin split so perfectly. She must have a medical deficiency in certain vitamin intake to have it split, then flop to each side like that. My guess is that she has sandinista educationextremely powerful facial muscles that when stretched to such extremities pulled the skin from her face. Watching this actually brought up a little sick in my mouth.”

When Ocasio-Cortez’s skin snapped, a few gusts of wintery D.C. wind blew making the skin flaps flap into the microphone. Revellers were then regaled with the sound of flapping skin and a disgusting squelching sound as Cortez tried to put her face back together again.

“I saw some people fainting. One lady projectile vomited onto a bald man’s head in front of her, and another woman in the audience started screaming so loud it could be heard in the White House,” a traumatised Democrat revealed.

Luckily Ocasio-Cortez will make a full recovery after being admitted at an area hospital, where surgeons revealed they will simply staple the skin flaps back together again.

“We’s aksing our patient, Ocasio-Cortez to not get so god damned excited during her mufuggin’ political speeches denouncing capitalism, democracy, whitey and America. If she stretches her face further not only will the staples blow out, yo, but her whole damn Sandinista face will flop forward and just fall the fuck off, bitch needs to calm her Puerto ass down!” Resident surgeon, Wakanda Johnsons III Esq. MD, told CNN.

Grand Tour Episode: Triggered Drama Queen Has Hissy Fit in Jungle

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Grand Tour Episode: Triggered Drama Queen Has Hissy Fit in Jungle

The latest episode of Grand Tour features a has-been reality show singer having an ‘un-stereotypical’ hissy fit in a Colombian jungle searching for the indomitable trio.

As if he had nothing better to do with his sad sorry life, a triggered humourless drama queen turns up at the Grand Tour’s jungle set to complain about the vibration in his seat when he goes over bumps whilst driving his Wrangler jeep in the Colombian jungle.

“The jeep is bumpy but not as bumpy as I wanted. I had just put on my pink shirt, and chaps, and saw Clarkson and the boys bending over in the middle of the road pointing at their arses, when I got triggered. How dare they stereotype me? That Jeremy does have a rather nice derriere..hmmm.. I pressed on the accelerator pedal and reached a daring speed of 12 miles per hour. Ooh, the bumps on the road were delightful, it was almost like being at my mum’s house when I sit on her washing machine on full spin, anyway, darlings, when I got to the point where the boys were standing, they were gone into the trees,” the reality show singer recounted.

Willy Old, as his stage name suggests is getting rather tired of the non-pc shenanigans from the Grand Tour boys, and has vowed to ‘hunt the bastards down’ in his Wrangler if it’s the last thing he does, it’s either that or get a fucking sense of humour.

It’s raining men

“I started the search for the Grand Tour trio in Cartagena, my mission was to track the Grand Tour boys down and give them all a kissy wissy, and maybe a little oral. The stereo was blaring out Pet Shop Boys and Erasure hits as I drove south towards the Amazon jungle. That’s where I heard they were last seen. Stopping off halfway, I saw some Colombian men enjoying the pleasures of a burro, and I asked if I could join in. I presented my bottom to them and they kindly obliged. They were thankful as the burro they were using was rather clapped out. I on the other hand am loose from overuse, but not Elton John loose.”

As of yet, three months after starting his search for the Grand Tour trio, Willy Old, has not been seen again. He was last spotted going towards an area of jungle where it has been reported there’s an abundance of lost tribes rather partial to cannibalism.

Episode four, of the Grand Tour will not air in February, but maybe March.

Trump: “No! I am Not a Lame Duck President!”

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Trump: “No! I am Not a Lame Duck President!”

Whilst former White House aide Kellyanne Conway is leaking all over the place, and leaving a trail of juicy information for Trump’s enemies to digest in full, the Donald went and capitulated to the Dems, and lost the Government shutdown standoff, and his wall dreams are now a distant memory amongst his electioneering days of old.

“Trump is basically a president with no mandate to do anything anymore. We’ve heard of the lame duck president, this guy is a lame donkey, a lame ass who couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, amongst many cliched anecdotes I can add,” another former aide who leaked crucial information to the press revealed.

For a Republican president to go against Anne Coulter is another nail in the coffin of Donald, simply because this is a rare feat in itself. Coulter usually fawns and salivates over anything that is Republican or right wing, but it seems the Teflon Don has even had her turn against him.

Who is left for the Donald, support wise? 

Well, he still has a loyal fan base with the MAGA cap wearing folk you see being shouted at in the streets of America, and of course the Infowars people who have been deplatformed to such a level that they are now just a shrill voice in the wilderness, with only a few people watching their videos, churned out hourly, and all saying the basic same thing, over and over again. The Don still has poor old Roger Stone, his former campaign advisor, who was recently violated by the corrupt Mueller mob and FBI.

Can the Don win 2020?

Sure he can. This is the enigma of Trump, he can win the 2020 election because, at the base point of all of this failure, the Dems are even more useless than he is. The Democratic candidates look like a sorrowful bunch compared to the expertise that the Teflon Don employs when electioneering. This time, however, he will find things harder, because the Democratic supporting social media sites have completely purged their digital data stores of all Conservative media to create a singular leftist leaning echo chamber where even death threats towards conservative children are encouraged. The Donald failed to address this political bias as well, as he promised to do, so this is why he will be on the back foot this time, but still has a slim chance of winning.

Let’s face it though, and so should the Don, he failed with the wall, he failed with the Obamacare repeal, he failed with sorting out the biased leftist social media and internet monopoly controls, he failed with the stock market, he failed with North Korea, he failed with Iran, he failed with pretty much every election promise he made apart from bringing back some manufacturing to the US, jobs and lowering taxes.

Despite his many failures, he still has a small chance of winning the election in 2020, but only if he finds a way around the monopoly internet controllers who are leaning so far to the left they are basically authoritarian Marxist censor factories that would make even Orwell balk.

 

High Hopes for Naomi Osaka

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High Hopes for Naomi Osaka

Tennis is one of the most amazing games that you can’t afford to miss. The reason being that it is easy to understand. You can choose to wake up and start playing tennis. And who knows you might be the next champion. We wish that could just happen overnight but unfortunately no.

Serena Williams is a tennis icon. Who doesn’t know Serena Williams? Wanting to go against Serena Williams in a game? Probably you would want to just ask for an autograph afterwards. But we do not think people go with the intention of actually defeating her because that is somewhat impossible. Well is it?

The David and Goliath story

Guess what this 21-year-old Naomi Osaka actually went with the intentions to bring down the giant. Naomi Osaka is a 21-year-old girl from Japan. Who was fortunate to feature in the Australian opening? But little did she know that this was just the beginning of something great in her life.

As it seemed impossible to defeat the tennis giant Naomi just did. The match did not go as smooth as many real money slots gamblers would have wanted it to. With a few hiccups that Serena was accused of cheating. And her reaction was seen as violent gestures.
Can we say that this whole dilemma shifted her focus? And Naomi Osaka just got lucky? We do not think so. This is not the last we saw of the young lady.

Petra Kvitova is one of the greatest, but we saw her being given a hard time by the young lady. Petra was close yet so far. For the second time, Naomi took the title of the champion for the second Grand slam.

She sure is making a lot of noise in the industry. To be honest this really does feel like the David and Goliath story. Who would have thought that with little experience but determination you could be the most talked about person? We hope that this is not the last we are hearing about Naomi. If you are a Tennis fan and wants to see latest sports betting odds results, visit https://www.newzealandbetting.io/.

Naomi has become hope for most young kids all around the globe. And showed the world that it is not about the exposure that you get or the experience. But if you go for what you want you will get it.

Horse Racing: More UK and Irish Trainers are Searching for Success Down Under

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Horse Racing: More UK and Irish Trainers are Searching for Success Down Under

At the time of writing, the UK racing scene appears to be in relatively rude health, yet it hasn’t stopped a plethora of UK and Irish trainers searching for alternative opportunities overseas. Some of the bigger yards have targeted races in Dubai, whilst other trainers such as Gordon Elliott and Charlie Longsdon have recently sent their charges to the USA in search of success. Recent triumphs down under for trainers such as Aidan O’Brien and Charlie Appleby have also resulted in a number of handlers opting to try their luck in the Southern Hemisphere and it’s a trend which is likely to continue throughout 2019.

Australian racing is currently enjoying a resurgence and the popularity of the sport is currently at an all-time high. Wondermare Winx has been a major part of the reason its recent purple patch with Chris Waller’s all-conquering charge winning 29 successive races as well as securing an unprecedented fourth successive Cox Plate at the end of 2018.

Despite having never competed outside of her homeland, Winx has managed to garner a worldwide fanbase and the sport has clearly benefited from her notoriety.

The Sydney racing scene appears to be thriving with a number of new races added to this season’s calendar. The highlight of the reshuffled schedule is the Golden Eagle which will form part of the new-look Spring Carnival and this new addition is likely to attract serious competition from overseas. With a purse of $7.5million on offer, it looks set to take top-class Australian racing to the next level. It is a race that will be open to four-year-olds and it will be hosted by Rosehill Gardens race track at the beginning of November. Other new additions include the Bondi Stakes and the Golden Gift with the latter set to attract a number of talented newcomers to course.

These will sit alongside a number of superb races such as the Group 1 Golden Rose and the Group 2 Villiers Stakes. The latter was won by the all-conquering Sky Boy in 2018, as recommended by Oddschecker and it is a race which is guaranteed to attract a top-class field every year.

It is a bold move which is primarily designed to rival Melbourne’s continued dominance in this field. Many British and Irish trainers are likely to be weighing up the possibility of sending their charges to Sydney in 2019 and we are likely to see a number of the UK’s classiest flat-racing performers lining up for the inaugural contest.

Charlie Appleby is one of a handful of UK trainers who has enjoyed recent success down under and he made history last year by saddling the first-ever British winner of the Melbourne Cup. Cross Counter went off as an 8-1 shot and was ridden by Kerrin McEvoy, who picked up his third success in the iconic contest. It capped off a fine day for the British contingent who completed a remarkable 1-2-3 in the race. Marmelo and Prince of Arran finished in second and third with the pair seeing off a late challenge from Finche, who was finishing strongly.

Appleby described the victory as “…everybody’s dream” before summarizing his 2018 by calling it an “incredible” twelve months. The Newmarket trainer was also successful in the Derby with Masar and has since set his sights on the 2019 Kentucky Derby. He is also highly likely to return to Australia and could potentially challenge for back-to-back Melbourne Cups later in the year. Cross Counter was representing Godolphin, who have also enjoyed success in the Caulfield Cup this season with Best Solution who overcame a horror draw in stall 17 to scramble across the line, fractionally ahead of the chasing pack.

Four-time British Champion Trainer Saeed Bin Suroor was responsible for Best Solution’s success and he came close to adding a Cox Plate to his impressive haul. Unfortunately, Benbatl could only finish second to the iconic and irrepressible Winx. The classy five-year-old had previously won the Group 1 Ladbrokes Stakes when pipping Charlie Appleby’s Blair House to the post. Aidan O’Brien’s Cliffs of Moher was another challenger who took part in the contest but the Irish runner was only able to finish fourth.

O’Brien is a trainer who isn’t averse to sending his runners south and Rostropovich is a horse who is likely to return to Australia in 2019. The four-year-old, who is sired by Frankel has picked up two consecutive fifth-placed finishes but he is likely to improve this season and may be back for another crack at the Cox Plate later this year.

The recently-retired Luca Cumani was another regular on the Australian circuit and sent out numerous runners in events such as the BMW Caulfield Cup each year. Drunken Sailor was rarely seen on British soil towards the end of his career and managed to finish second in a Group 1 at Rosehill back in 2012. He was later trained by Michael Moroney who sent him to Morphettville to compete in the Adelaide Casino Handicap Cup where he finished a narrow second behind Rialya.

The costs are astronomically high to send runners to Australia yet the rewards can also be extremely handsome. Despite only finishing third in the Melbourne Cup, Charlie Fellowes’ Prince of Arran netted over $285,000 for connections with John Gosden’s Muntahaa, ridden by Jim Crowley picking up around $80,000 despite finishing in a disappointing ninth position. Not all races carry such a bulbous prize pot, however. The journey can often be easily offset by the money on offer and it’s easy to see why many trainers are heading to Australia in search of winning opportunities.

With a large portion of the standout races held in October and November, it is also the perfect opportunity for the UK’s top trainers to send their charges out for one final run ahead of a much-deserved winter break. At this time of the year, the National Hunt season is beginning to move through the gears and racing opportunities for sprinters and middle-distance runners are few and far between.

With more openings in the UAE and France, there is now an embarrassment of riches for flat trainers in the UK and Ireland and they appear to be taking full advantage. Australia is still seen as a step too far for many of the smaller operations and financial barriers have understandably stopped many trainers from exploring opportunities in the Southern Hemisphere. However, Australian racing appears to be in good hands and an increasing amount of valuable contests has allowed the likes of Charlie Appleby, Charlie Fellowes, John Gosden and Aidan O’Brien more scope when it comes to finding winning opportunities for their stable stars.

Shock as Michael Jackson Revealed to be Paedophile

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Shock as Michael Jackson Revealed to be Paedophile

Michael Jackson was a Paedophile? In other news, the Pope was found to be a Catholic, the sky is blue and check this out, grass is usually green.

Further to the revelations at the Sundance Film Festival, bears like to shit in the woods, and birds fly in the sky, plus fish swim in the sea.

Here is another revelation, Jackson fans will always deny their hero ever did the things he did to little children despite the amount of evidence and fact that is revealed.

One devout Michael Jackson fanatic denied their hero could do such monstrous things like rape little boys over and over again: “I watched the film where two men who were raped by Jackson as children revealed sordid details of their ordeals in explicit detail, corroborating much evidence of Michael’s sick perversions. Because I am a devout fan I denied I had seen these things with my own eyes, and denied I had actually been in the cinema watching the film which shows the real Michael Jackson to the audience. I also deny that I made this statement.”

As the grass is green and the sky is blue, Michael Jackson fanatics will continue to deny the truth about their hero however much evidence is shown to them, it is therefore safe to say these sad deranged fanatics will never be Leaving Neverland anytime soon.

A Live Betting Widget That Could Transform Online Casinos

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A Live Betting Widget That Could Transform Online Casinos

Last summer’s FIFA World Cup saw many firsts: A first ever run out of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) on the big stage; Russia acting as host for the first time in its history; A first World Cup Final for Croatia. There was, however, another first at the Finals – the first appearance of NetEnt’s live Sports Betting Widget.

If you’re not familiar with the term ‘sports betting widget’, don’t worry; there are few who are. It is an industry first and hasn’t yet become ubiquitous at online casinos. Effectively, a sports betting widget is an application that allows you to place bets on sporting events when playing at a live dealer casino online.

Fusion of online and real world

While online sports betting is nothing new, the main difference here is that you place your bets with a professional croupier – based in a studio, perhaps on the other side of the world. It is another step towards the augmented reality that those in both the gaming and casino industry are aiming to bring to players’ homes.

Why is this such a big deal? Well, the widget in itself is perhaps more a tool of convenience rather than something that is going to change your casino gaming or sports betting experience. But it is what it represents, or, more aptly, the future it points to that is important.

Live dealer games have changed players’ expectations

For several years now, online casinos have been pushing to create innovations that will both complement and rival traditional bricks-and-mortar casinos. The most important part of that push was to bring live dealer games directly to your computer or mobile device.

They have, of course, been highly successful in that area, and as you can at sites like LiveCasinosOnline, players have fully embraced the idea of playing roulette, blackjack and the rest against live dealers on their computers and mobiles.

For live games developers, the goal has always been to offer those things that make a real casino exciting and fun. So, developers added stuff like multi-player games, progressive jackpots, private tables where you can play with your friends, chat options with the dealers and so on.

Gaming expos focus on innovation and realism

However, developers have also been hoping to add those things that a real casino cannot offer, and that’s what makes the sports betting widget so exciting. It’s not just that you can place sports bets while playing roulette or blackjack – anyone with a sports betting account can do that. It’s the fusion of the technical and social aspect that is important: You can place your bet with the dealer, discuss the sports action, watch the highlights, get the latest stats, and celebrate or commiserate accordingly.

Indeed, if you catch the action at events like the G2E (Global Gaming Expo), you’ll find that there is a big focus on getting games to fuse reality and fantasy. Innovations like VR for immersive gaming, 4D slot machines and interactive games are all on the way, but there is also still a push to bring a realistic sense of actually being at a casino to those playing online, achieved through new console, graphics and camera technologies.

The Sports Betting Widget is just a small innovation. But it points to a future where the lines will be further blurred between the online world and the real one. It’s another example of digital disruption, ripping up the rule book in commerce and in a social sense. A minor event, but a very important one.

“Mars” Apparently Best Answer to “Where Do We Go From Here?” in America

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“Mars” Apparently Best Answer to “Where Do We Go From Here?” in America

Back in 2016, when Donald Trump was still just a presidential candidate in the United States, a large number of Americans claimed they’d emigrate to Canada if the businessman-turned-politician (and, let’s face it, he does just as well in one as in the other) is elected. Well, Agent Orange (as he is sometimes referred to on social media) did indeed occupy the White House… yet the American exodus toward Canada didn’t happen. Apparently, those with an anti-Trump sentiment were either turned down by the generally colder weather up North or are waiting for another way out of their country that is slowly but steadily turning into a dystopia: Mars.

Because, let’s face it, the United States is seen (at least from far away) as a country turning into Mike Judge’s futuristic nightmare presented in the movie called “Idiocracy”. Of course, there are some differences. The country is not yet run by an all-knowing yet surprisingly stupid computer system, and it hasn’t introduced its response to China’s social credit scores, something that would make its job much easier. Besides, its crops are not (yet) watered using energy drinks – albeit the soaring water crisis in some areas might push farmers to this unwise decision if things don’t change. Oh, and let’s not forget that the President is not a black biker/wrestler called Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho played by Terry Crews. But otherwise, the similarities are striking.

One of the best examples of the declining overall mental capacity of the population emerged with the recent – and pretty controversial – advertising campaign where sportswear manufacturer Nike chose former NFL player Colin Kaepernick, who successfully demonstrated that his knees indeed bend after years spent in the playfield. To express their discontent with Nike’s choice, people all around America ruined Nike sportswear they’ve already paid for – as if the company would care about them setting their sneakers on fire or cutting the logos out of their socks and leisure suits otherwise in a perfectly good condition. Of course, the rest of the world couldn’t contain their laughter.

These things are, in turn, not only happening in the United States – the stupidity epidemic seems to spread over the airwaves and social media to the rest of the world, too. This is why the remaining population with at least a decent IQ has decided to emigrate – and has chosen a destination remote enough for their tastes: Mars. To confirm this theory, just look at the many initiatives competing to put a human on our neighbouring red planet. On one hand, there’s SpaceX’s Elon Musk who has already sent his ride ahead so it will be ready and parked in orbit at the time he arrives. And NASA plans to do the same.

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