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The Bets Are Out On a Clean No Deal Brexit

Emilio Saunders
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The Bets Are Out On a Clean No Deal Brexit

When it comes to the crunch, who knows what will happen with Brexit; the days and hours are ticking by, the Brussels unelected glitterati are running around in circles, huffing and puffing with their eyes bulging out at the latest misleading headlines coming from news desks? One newspaper will say this, and another that. In Blighty, it’s about the same, whispers of Olly Robbins saying something about extensions, then other whispers about no such thing. Who is to know what is really going on in the bunker as Theresa May, stocked up on baked beans and whisky paces the carpet in her leopard skin pattern shoes harrumphing and puffing with delirium?

43 days to go

Certainty is what is needed, instead we have a bucketload of uncertainty, and everyone knows this is not good for business, blah di blah di blah..it goes on and on, this Brexit that never seems to happen and never seems to end. The problem with Brexit is as we have been saying all along, it is being run by Remainers, and people who never wanted the UK to leave the EU. Until this is one day solved, and a real Brexiteer is put into a position of power, there will not be a real Brexit. With this uncertainty, we must have certainty, and there is definite certainty in one thing at least, and that is that bet365 review have got all avenues covered. Whether in a Clean Brexit, or a Brexit In Name Only, or even a complete dumping of Brexit and a return to the EU, which we never left in the first bloody place, they have it covered.

The fact is that it has now been three years since the EU Referendum vote, which was the largest democratic vote in British history. Three years, and pretty much nothing has happened since the vote. The UK has not left the EU, it has not even secured a single trade deal, and it has not even made plans for a Clean No Deal scenario. How can this be, how has parliament and the PM been so lacklustre in their approach to leaving the EU? We’ve had the Lords trying to thwart Brexit, we’ve has the judiciary trying to thwart Brexit, we’ve had the House of Commons trying to thwart Brexit, and that’s not including the media, the conglomerates, and ultimately the EU. Every bone of the civil service has been working against Brexit, every cell of the Treasury and the Bank of England has been working to stop Brexit, and what about the Cabinet itself? Split down the middle, with some MPs resigning in disgust at whatever they are disgusted at.

Juncker, Selmayr, Verhofstadt, and Tusk, a shameless bunch who slip and slide from one side to another, then plonk in the Irish question, the hard border, the soft border, and the darn right squidgy border. One can only imagine what goes on in their minds, these pointless people with immense salaries and endless expense accounts? If you’ve just had your fifth cognac of the morning, and have been pleasured by some young lady brought in by your fixer, would you care about the question of a hard border in Ireland? Remember it’s only 8.30 am and the whole day is ahead. Naturally, Juncker will stay in his office, and plonk his head down to rest for a few hours. Damn the phones, let them ring, especially if it’s that insufferable old bag Theresa May on the other line, or some panicked Irish chap blubbering nonsensical disaster scenarios that may or may not ever happen.

As the deliberations go on and on, we are constantly reminded of one singular thing about all of these players in the Brexit game. Yes, pretty much everything is about them keeping their jobs, keeping their salaries, keeping their EU backhanders, keeping their careers, or maybe even moving up in their career. Every opportunity that presents itself is another way to go up the ladder for these people, who are meant to be delivering the ‘will of the people’ as was voted on June 23, 2016. We have of course seen that those very people who voted on that fateful day for Brexit, are now but a forgotten memory, and have certainly been dusted under the carpet by a system that is using every trick in the book to erase their democratic vote.

Yes, one day we shall have certainty, but until that day passes, it will be even more uncertainty…

Why Any Literate Person Should Never Use the Word ‘Woke’ Ungrammatically

Emilio Saunders
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Why Any Literate Person Should Never Use the Word ‘Woke’ Ungrammatically

Americans have bastardised the English language enough, but the latest word that really does show a true disdain for proper English grammar is the usage of “woke”.

Go to any American published news feed and you will see this terrible bastardisation all over their headlines. Maybe it is a symptom of the #MeToo generation where social justice activists, or apparatchiks to the new Soviet American system think they are being ‘progressive’ when they are spamming the internet with this word across the English speaking internet world.

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It is this disease of ungrammatical Americanisms that sadly infects our side of the Atlantic, because Americans know how to shout louder than anyone else, and repeat their ungrammatical monstrosities on a 24 hour basis. Everything is now infected with this banal American colloquialism, and the English language is sadly the loser in all of this.

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, who have conducted their own research, the particular ungrammatical usage of the word ‘woke’ derives from AAVE (African American Vernacular English) or as other people call it, GS (Ghetto Speech) or EBONICS.

If you frequent social media, you may well have seen posts or tweets about current events that are tagged #staywoke. Woke is a slang term that is easing into the mainstream from some varieties of a dialect called African American Vernacular English (sometimes called AAVE). In AAVE, awake is often rendered as woke, as in, “I was sleeping, but now I’m woke.”

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‘Woke’ is increasingly used as a byword for social awareness.

It can be hard to trace slang back to its origins since slang’s origins are usually spoken, and it can be particularly difficult to trace a slang word that has its origins in a dialect. Woke’s transformation into a byword of social awareness likely started in 2008, with the release of Erykah Badu’s song “Master Teacher”:

Stay woke became a watch word in parts of the black community for those who were self-aware, questioning the dominant paradigm and striving for something better. But stay woke and woke became part of a wider discussion in 2014, immediately following the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. The word woke became entwined with the Black Lives Matter movement; instead of just being a word that signaled awareness of injustice or racial tension, it became a word of action. Activists were woke and called on others to stay woke.

Like many other terms from black culture that have been taken into the mainstream, woke is gaining broader uses. It’s now seeing use as an adjective to refer to places where woke people commune: woke Twitter has very recently taken off as the shorthand for describing social-media activists. The broader uses of woke are still very much in flux, and there are some who are woke to the broader implications of woke:

How the Goy Slaves Rebelled Against Sir Philip Green

Emilio Saunders
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How the Goy Slaves Rebelled Against Sir Philip Green

Just like Weinstein, we now have another heavy jew who is being targeted for takedown by the media and authorities.

“The big Jews are usually above the law, but once in awhile, they go the wrong way with their own kind as well, and are then put out for slaughter. They are allowed to plough the goy for as long as they want, because the goy are the cattle to be reared and profited from, but screwing with jews is a different ballgame. All it takes is a for business deals to go awry, in Weinstein’s case, he started to lose a lot of money, in Green’s case, he fucked BHS. When this kind of thing happens, we have to sacrifice the bastard in full view of the goy audience, and make it a lesson learned for watching jews. You lose money like that, rub people up the wrong way, then you are taught a serious lesson,” an anonymous source within the business community revealed.

Now it is the time for Sir Philip Green, a man who has no qualms in producing clothes in East Asian sweatshops for pennies by slave workers, then sold on Britain’s High Streets for 50,000% markups. He has courted and used the former model, Kate Moss, to sell his wares, enticing her with lucrative backyard deals.

“He can’t use Kate anymore, because her face now looks like an Eastenders cast reject on steroids. The cocaine and fags have taken a serious toll,” a TopShop insider revealed.

Just like Weinstein, Green will no doubt wriggle out of most of the allegations, especially with the best lawyers anyone can buy, and the unlimited cash stashed away in tax havens.

The businessman banked the biggest pay cheque in corporate history in 2005 when his Arcadia fashion business, which owns Topshop, paid a £1.2bn dividend. The record-breaking payment went to his wife, Tina, who lives in Monaco and is the direct owner of Arcadia. Because of this arrangement no UK income tax was due on the gain.

The PR damage however has been done, because what usually happens under the radar has been made public. This is never good for these big fish, swimming around the goy swallowing everything up, they do not like the goy to wake up and see what they are being subjected to.

Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

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Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

The hospital that Meghan Markle has been attending for prenatal checks has leaked information that could cause the Duchess of Sussex anguish today.

“We checked the ultrasound and it just showed a bunch of bananas in there. At first I did not believe it, but after some further spectral analysis, we concluded they were a bunch of bananas from Tesco. I think they retail for £1.99 for a bunch or something like that, we are however not sure, they could be from the budget range,” the ultrasound operator who deals with Meghan revealed.

Lindo Wing

Hospital administrators at London’s exclusive St Mary’s Hospital, are now considering changing the name of the Lindo Wing to the Banana Wing.

Royal commentator, Barney Nanas, was adamant that the banana revelation must be a gift of god, and a precursor for some sort of holy revelation.

“Consider this, it could be the immaculate banana conception. Just like Mary, Meghan was chosen to deliver these holy bananas to the world. This is a message, a supreme message from god that the bananas will save the earth. Either that or we can feed more hard up prostitutes with them.”

Meghan Markle’s press secretary, Janinine Ananas, made an impromptu statement to the press this morning.

“We have heard the rumours that the duchess is about to give birth to a bunch of bananas. We can conclusively report that these rumours are true. Meghan will give birth to about six ripe bananas, and once they are delivered, she will write virtue signalling affirmations on them with a sharpie. They will then be delivered to six lucky prostitutes chosen from a raffle.”

Palace courtiers are preparing for the Meghan Markle banana delivery by deploying a royal hamper to the birth hospital, so when the bananas are ejected, they will not fall on the floor and cause a mess.

Story developing.

Tusk: “Hell is the EU Because There is NO Escape”

Emilio Saunders
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Tusk: “Hell is the EU Because There is NO Escape”

Donald Tusk, yesterday outlined why the EU resembles a hell on earth, and is run by unelected demonic personas hellbent on punishing good ol’ Blighty.

“First of all we have the Tower of Babel, which is what the EU parliament building in Strasbourg is modelled on. Then we have the demons who are appointed only by the devil himself, and not the people. This devil is called Juncker. Then we have the arch-demons, like Selmayr, who like to cause chaos amongst those who reject the Satanic EU. Our hell, as Britain has seen for itself, is one that they cannot escape, however much they try, we put obstacles in their way, we stop them in any way we can find. The EU is a hell where countries are prisoner to large payments, they must pay the devil, because if he does not get his payments he gets very angry. This is why we cannot afford to lose the biggest cash cow of all, Britain, which pays for the Greek debt, it pays for the Romanian poverty, it pays for the Bulgarian poverty, it pays for every poor EU nation’s debt,” Mr Tusk said from his little hole in the ground.

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The EU devil may be a complete imbecile and drunkard, but he is still crafty in his ways, he still pushes for an army in hell, one which will force other imprisoned nations to fight against anything that is godly or good.

“We not only imprison millions of people, and whole nations in our EU hell where there is no escape, where they must obey our rules or be punished, where they must pay large sums of money to us for little or nothing in return, but our main modus operandi is to attack Russia once we make an EU army. Then the gates of hell will surely open up, as Russia has always been the ultimate prize, not only for former Europeans like Napoleon Bonaparte, but for Adolf Hitler. These were all devils too, because the mantle for EU devil passes through time,” Tusk added, as he gently roasted a Swede over the fire.

“For those who try to escape the EU hell, they will be punished with severity. We have demonic agents within your own countries who work for us. They cause dissent with those who wish to escape our hell. We will stop you all the way, we will hurt you with even more fire and agony, until you break down, and stop resisting. There is no escape from EU hell, not for Britain or any other former country which has been swallowed up by the EU monster, this demonic shambolic entity which eviscerates everything in its path, which dissolves any form of independence, which murders any form of justice, democracy or freedom. You must submit to your evil masters, as our demonic EU Commission members bask in their unlimited expense accounts, and have young nubile slaves served to them daily for breakfast, there will be no escape, you are defeated, admit defeat, and let the fires of EU hell consume you for eternity.”

Trump Delivers State of the Disunion Speech

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Trump Delivers State of the Disunion Speech

The Teflon Don, as we like to call him, is now presiding over a nation so disunited that one can almost smell the gunpowder brewing and the empty shell casings littering the ground.

One one side, you have the Democrats, who have now moved so far left, they proclaim that Karl Marx is too right wing for them, and on the other side you have the Republicans, some who support the president, and some who are profoundly against his every act, who just want to build some protective barriers for their country.

The State is in disunion, it is in affray, it is now close to reaching boiling point where the PC socialists will finally have their supper of rotten eggs served up to them after repeated attempts to taint the Don.

There have even been some Democrats who have been calling for a boycott of the president’s speech.

Maxine Waters, a shameful vile creature who has resorted to calling for violence against anyone to do with the Trump White House, is the epitome of a fired up socialist hit-job — an angry vindictive turd with so many chips on her shoulder she walks with a permanent lean, naturally, she refuses to be flushed down the hole once and for all, and is a stubborn unwashed memory of the left’s anger towards its own country.

The Great Wall of America

It’s the wall that dominates, and has now been embedded in the American psyche after much repetition. Obama wanted his Obamacare and he got it, vice versa, Trump wants his wall and will probably get it one way or another.

If Trump fails in getting the wall approved and funded before 2020, then he will be out, and he knows it. Much of his voter base will desert him, and this is another reason the Democrats are thwarting every move he makes to get the wall up.

Shutdown 2.0

Prepare for another shutdown fight, a governmental battlefield, where TSA agents will fling themselves off buildings daily after not being paid for months. There will be casualties, but Trump can win this one quite easily if he just proclaims a state of emergency. It’s not that hard to do, however someone or something is holding the Teflon Don back in doing this.

Let the battle commence…

 

Why Black People Never Commit Any Crimes

Emilio Saunders
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Why Black People Never Commit Any Crimes

It’s true and Liam Neeson is totally wrong to say what he did about wanting to kill some “black bastard” after a friend of his was brutally raped by a black man.

Black people are not all criminals, only a large proportion of them are in relation to other ethnicities in criminal cases. In 2010, The Sunday Telegraph obtained statistics on accusations of crime broken down by race from the Metropolitan Police Service.

The figures showed that the majority of males who were accused of violent crimes in 2009–10 were black. Of the recorded 18,091 such accusations against males, 54 percent accused of street crimes were black; for robbery, 58 percent; and for gun crimes, 67 percent.

Robbery, drug use, and gang violence have been associated with black people since the 1960s. In the 1980s and 1990s, the police associated robbery with black people. In 1995, the Metropolitan Police commissioner Paul Condon said that the majority of robberies in London were committed by black people, but he was completely wrong of course, because black criminals do not exist.

The recent spate of murders in London under the Mayorship of Sadiq Khan, Labour, are predominantly black on black crimes, but day after day, the message that is delivered is that it is nothing to do with black people.

“This is racist. To state the truth. We must brush this under the carpet and hope it goes away in some magical fashion,” a man who received a knife wound to his liver said yesterday before dying horribly in a pool of blood.

More recent statistics reveal more stuff that needs to be buried.

“Almost half of murder victims – as well as suspects – were black despite the ethnic group accounting for just 13% of London’s population.”

And this is just in the UK, if we go over to the United States, we get even more scary figures that need to be discounted and forgotten, or maybe disavowed.

In America blacks make up only 13% of the population but 40% of the prison population. That statistic alone is enough to get a shovel and start burying it, sure, it must be untrue, that shit never happened, no way is that a real statistic.

All of this is untrue, it does not exist, in fact, it all went up in a puff of smoke, because to say anything is very, very bad. The key to all of this is please never address the elephant in the room, because by not mentioning it, the problem will never be solved, but that’s neither here nor there, just ignore all of this, and everything will be okay.

We must therefore let all of this imaginary stuff continue, day in day out, never to be addressed in a Gillette ad or ever solved. Let it continue forever even though it never existed and no one did anything wrong. It was all a dream. You did not read any of this, because it does not exist.

Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana

Emilio Saunders
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Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana

Imagine the scene, overworked prostitutes who sell their wares for £4 a pot to feed their next heroin hit, up all night in some freezing dangerous Bristol street servicing punters by the double dozen, turning up at a charity for some food after a long and arduous shift, only to be confronted by a banana gift with a little ’empowering’ affirmation hastily written on it from Harry and Meghan.

“I’ve got an idea!”

Sure you have Meghan, as Harry looks on in abject horror.

One can almost imagine the sheer disappointment the ladies of the night get when the last thing they want to see is another engorged long thing sticking in their faces.

“I was up all night blowing and jerking. Must have done forty last night. I did all of that for £12.46, and this is why I need to come to the charity for food, because I spend the money on my crack fix. I got there and they stuck a large banana in me face. I nearly chundered over it, and oh look, it says ‘I’m special’ on it. I didn’t feel so special last night up to my eyeballs in greasy smelly cocks!”

One royal commentator pushed up their nose and quipped: “Does the Queen of Crassness have any other ideas to make the royals look like a bunch of absolute arseholes?”

While all this was going on, Meghan told Harry to sit in the corner and be a good boy. Poor old Harry, can’t get a word through anymore, slinking in the corner of the room, as all the prostitutes filed by one at a time banana in hand displaying looks of utter disgust and dismay.

Meghan Markle: “Let them eat banana”

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Meghan Markle: “Let them eat banana”

The Duchess of Sussex’s personal handmaiden rushed into her boudoir the other day in full flight.

“Ma’am, there is serious news I must reveal to you of the highest urgency. It pertains to the whores of Bristol. Yes, ma’am. They are starving. In fact, they do not even have enough money to buy the simplest of vittles.”

The duchess pondered for a moment, then said “I have an idea..”

“Let them eat banana. Oh, and bring me a sharpie too.”

 

Making Gambling a Less Risky Business

Emilio Saunders
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Making Gambling a Less Risky Business

Who would have predicted that gambling would be as popular as it is today here in the UK? But it’s not only hot-trending on our shores. In the USA, with the recent decision by the State Justice system to overturn the national banning of online gambling, individual states can now set their own policies, and this has led to a boom in betting over the internet.

In New York State for example (which is one of the eight states to have already passed legislation legalising it); the gambling industry has become the fastest growing job sector of any industry. It won’t be long before casinos are legally able to offer online sports betting.

Who would have bet on that 12 months ago? Who could have bet on that 12 months ago? Certainly not the Yanks – leastwise not legally on the web.

Calling all potential punters

Industries can’t afford to stand still, and in order to keep the number of new gamblers flocking in, lots of online casinos and websites now offer potential new punters a free bet package when they join up. Nothing, of course, is ever truly free, and such offers are intended to give those new to online gambling the flavour of the excitement.

The enormous recent growth of betting on the internet is down to the success of the World Wide Web, increased accessibility and the explosion of social media. Now, you can crow about your winnings, or cry about your losses, to the world at large, and lots of friends do just that, sharing their pain and celebrating their gain.

The house usually wins

Everyone knows that the house always wins, right? Okay, the odd punter does buck the trend and sometimes wins big. That, when all is said and done, is what attracts the hopefuls. It’s a bit like playing the National Lottery.

The odds of winning the big lottery payouts (and these payouts exist in online casinos and betting sites too) are enormously stacked against the player. According to an article published sometime ago in the Independent, you stand more chance of being crushed by a meteor than winning the Lotto draw. There’s a comforting thought.

But does that stop us buying that lottery ticket? No siree. We humans like to live in hope, no matter what the odds. So, we bow down to the motto that you have to be in it to win it, right?

Keep the customer satisfied

Like any growth industry, you must keep the punters happy, and the best way of doing that is to introduce new, exciting products. In the Gaming Industry, they have done this, first by introducing mobile betting, and secondly by recently bringing in something called “in-play” or live betting, and linking it to live sporting events.

Once-upon-a-time, after you had handed over your money, that was it. Nine times out of ten you could watch your horse in the last leg of your accumulator, trail around the track ruefully chasing the others, or see your team go two nil down and wallow in the misery of your wasted cash. But not anymore.

In-play or live betting

Things have changed. Today, if you place an “in-play” bet after the event has started and while the action is still playing out; you can alter your bet.
What’s more, you can do this any number of times as the action continues. It means that you don’t have to be a “clever Dick” and place your bet before the action has started. There seldom is a “sure thing.”

You can instead be a “smart Alec” and wait until the action has begun; get a feel for how things are progressing before placing your bet. If things change, you can change your bet accordingly.

Gambling is a risk thing

If it all sounds to be good to be true, it probably is. You can’t take the risk away entirely, and if you did it wouldn’t be gambling would it? There would be no fun. But what you can do is to lessen the probability of losing.

In-play betting increases your chances of winning, but you don’t get anything for nothing, so the odds are adjusted downwards accordingly. But when all is said and done, you wouldn’t expect bookies to be benevolent uncles, now would you?

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