Hunter Biden, who is supposed to be broke, is having an extended holiday at a luxury five-star resort in South Africa at the moment after telling a judge that he was broke.
The cost to furnish him with 18 Secret Service agents at all times exceeds $34 million per annum. Trump just revoked all of that.
Looks like Hunter is going to have to get his crack by himself from now on, as he won’t be able to send his detail out to get it for him.
These are truly sad days for the Democrats.
The state of Arkansas is getting serious with drivers who can’t speak, read or write in English.
English Checkpoints
A truck driver at a weighing station witnessed dozens of arrests of people who were first tested on their English reading skills and their speech.
“I was actually witnessing people in handcuffs that had been pulled in. I was like, what’s going on? He goes, we’ve come across now that if you cannot read or write in English, that it’s a $5,000 fine.
“And if you have a company in Arkansas that employs people that can’t read or write in English, it’s a $10,000 fine paid on the spot.
“If you cannot pay it, you’re automatically arrested and lose your licence”
English Checks Have Begun ‼️ Truck driver in Arkansas at a weigh station
– They’re stopping ALL trucks
– Everyone is handed a piece of paper
– They must read it out loud
– They must also write what they’re told to write“I was actually witnessing people in handcuffs that had… pic.twitter.com/lkRAddBSfL
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 16, 2025
All trucks in Arkansas are now stopped and everyone is handed a piece of paper. They must then read out what is written on the piece of paper out loud. They must also write down on another piece of paper what they are told to write.
If they cannot do any of those tasks, they are promptly arrested when they cannot pay the exorbitant fine presented to them. The context of this new development is actually part of US law. It is hoped that Tom Homan, White House Executive Associate Director of Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) rolls this out to all states, although it is highly unlikely to happen in Democrat controlled states where undocumented illegal aliens are given driving licences.
According to federal law, commercial driving licence (CDL) holders must be able to speak and understand English.
49 CFR § 391.11(b)(2) states that a CDL driver must be able to:
Speak and read English and understand highway traffic signs and signals in English.
If they rolled this system out in the UK, the roads would be empty. What a wonderful dream that would be …
French MEP Raphaël Glucksmann is requesting The United States returns the Statue of Liberty back to France immediately. The European Union representative for France claims that The US doesn’t uphold the values it did when it was gifted the statue. We have here, mesdames et messieurs, another Beyond Satire moment.
“The US no longer represents the values for which France gave the statue to the US,” said Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of the European Parliament, on Monday.
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: The French MEP is requesting The United States to return the Statue of Liberty back to France immediately. Raphaël Glucksmann claims that The US doesn’t represent the values it did when we were gifted the statue.
“The US no longer represents the values for… pic.twitter.com/nVk7R0FYFs
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) March 17, 2025
The Statue of Liberty is supposed to be a symbol of freedom, given in 1886 by France to the United States in celebration of American Independence from France’s greatest enemy — the British.
Between 1778 and 1782 the French provided supplies, arms and ammunition, uniforms, and, most importantly, troops and naval support to the struggling American militia. The French navy transported reinforcements, fought off a British fleet, and protected Washington’s forces in Virginia. If it were not for the French, America would still be British.
Nearby Ellis Island was the first stop for millions of immigrants to the U.S. in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
The national monument commemorates this period of massive immigration to the United States.
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
Inside the statue, a plaque added in 1903 is engraved with words from an 1883 poem by Emma Lazarus
The French seem to be rather forgetful about who liberated them from the Nazis in WW2. To be hectored about “freedom” from the EU is particularly ironic, especially as the soviet bloc is ruled by the EU Commission, an unelected body of officials under an undemocratic system that is suspiciously similar to the former USSR.
Recently, there’s been a lot of talk about whether the U.S. economy is heading into a recession. Some experts are saying that the growth we’ve seen over the past two years was mostly fuelled by frivolous Biden government spending (which essentially means more debt), and now things might be slowing down as Trump tries to rearrange the financial furniture to make the economy more based on business rather than socialist debt. Is this time to panic and run, or is this time to stay calm, fill yer boots and buy the dip?
Since 1998 there have been 11 corrections (price declines >10%) in the S&P 500, with an average price decline of 14.3%.
The U.S. economy has grown a lot in the past five years, but that artificially created growth fuelled by trillions of dollars pumped into government jobs and woke socialist initiatives has basically had the rug pulled out from under it (not mentioning any names = DOGE). The last four years of Bidenomics “growth” were nothing more than a debt-fuelled mirage. The Trump admin and Fed are now more focused on reducing profligate government waste and spending, as well as lowering inflation. This could lead to lower interest rates, a weaker U.S. dollar, and a shift in investments toward bonds, international stocks, and gold.
Many had predicted a market correction back in December, and it happened quickly— minus 10% in just 20 days, the fifth-fastest correction in the last 75 years. However, this is not the start of a long-term bear market. Instead, it is a normal correction and time to buy the dip.
Some signals to look for, ChoCh: When BofA FMS cash levels rise above 5% (triggers “buy signal”) and/or rise by 60bps in 1–2 months; if March Global FMS (released Tuesday, March 18th) shows cash levels up from 3.5% to more than 4.1% would end the “sell signal” that was triggered in December for stocks, and indicate bulk of correction done (Since the BofA Global FMS Cash Rule “sell signal” triggered on Dec 17th, and since then the Mag7 -20%, Nasdaq -14%, S&P 500 -9%, ACWI -5%, EFA +6%).
Buy the dip
The S&P 500 could be a good buy around 5,300 if these signals align. However, there could still be some short-term pain in the market, especially if certain sectors, like broker-dealers, show signs of weakness. The XBD Broker-Dealer Index (which tracks financial firms) is a key indicator to watch. If it breaks below 750, it could signal deeper trouble for the market.
On the bright side, financial conditions are easing. Lower bond yields, a weaker U.S. dollar, and falling oil prices are all helping to stabilise the economy. Historically, corrections end when the “laggards” (underperforming sectors) finally crack, and the “leaders” (strong sectors) stabilise. For example, the “bro bubble” basket of stocks (which surged 55% between the U.S. election and inauguration) has already fallen 25%, which could mean the worst is behind us.
Protection while US economy adjusts to reality:
– Bonds: With government spending slowing down, long-term bonds could be a good bet.
– International Stocks: Stocks outside the U.S., especially in Europe and China, look cheaper and could perform well.
– Gold: Gold is a good hedge against a weaker U.S. dollar or a potential trade war. Long Gold on weak US dollar, gold is the best hedge for trade wars and/or collapse in real rate. Peak “US exceptionalism” = peak US dollar; Gold best hedge against collapse in real rates driven by either 2nd wave of inflation or Fed needing to massively cut rates.
Why Not Just Wait for the Bottom?
Some investors are already jumping back into the market, hoping to “buy the dip”. But a safer strategy would be to: diversify into bonds, international stocks, and gold instead of trying to time the market perfectly.
Whatever happens, here’s to a bumpy, dangerous, yet interesting ride.
This is incredibly stupid. pic.twitter.com/PiQQsMRALU
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 16, 2025
This is the latest advice from denizens of the African American community, fine upstanding citizens just giving good advice to all. “When yo kids hungry jus take ’em to da sto!”
The premise of the advice of course is to eat as much as you can in the store/supermarket then leave without paying a cent.
He teaches his kids how to shoplift, then dumps the chips on the dirty floor and eats them. pic.twitter.com/JXZrf4eRcY
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) March 14, 2025
It’s okay, you may have five or ten kids, no problem. Don’t forget to dump your chips on the dirty floor before you eat them.
“This an all-you-can-eat buffet, and it’s all free.”
It’s truly great to see members of the African American community providing such sage advice to all their compatriots.
This is how it works.
— Trump Family *PARODY* (@Mai_ASUR) March 14, 2025
"I Can't Theive"
Store owner chokes black thief destroying and trying to steal from his store.
Welcome to the ghetto
This IS black culture 🤌 pic.twitter.com/5qVtE8qfdq— White Ghost (@White_Ghost187) March 14, 2025
Sometimes things can go wrong, though …or right, depending on how you look at it.
In many US States run by liberals, e.g. California, shoplifting is not a crime until it reaches a threshold of $900
If you have a store, anyone can walk in, take an item worth $500 and walk out. Don't bother calling the police.
This bro went to the wrong store pic.twitter.com/M4lADh6YwN
— Kalu Aja (@FinPlanKaluAja1) June 26, 2024
They have been at the centre of romance rumours for over a year but have repeatedly insisted they are merely friends. The celebrity couple are truly in love, it has spectacularly been revealed.
Now the Daily Mail is reporting that a celebrity and another celebrity are not only indeed dating – but have been for ‘well over a year.’
After observing them, a source told the Mail about the celebrity couple, ‘Two celebrities are dating. This is really fascinating, newsworthy stuff worthy of a front page story.’
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Celebrity smiles after celebrity’s romance ‘confirmed’
‘The celebrity couple are dating each other right now, as in at this moment in time,’ it was added.
Over the weekend, the celebrity pair were seen together in a snap shared by another celebrity, further fuelling romance rumours.
In other news, a man fell over whilst walking his dog, and a woman accidentally put some socks in the wrong drawer at home.
Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat.
Commissar Reeves has today announced the wonderful news that the UK economy has continued to shrink thanks to her anti-growth policies, which are impoverishing the UK. But comrades, we all know the shrinking UK economy is all due to that capitalist swine Donald Trump. This is the Big State’s real reason for the major downturn.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMMISSAR REEVES
Chocolate rations for this year will be reduced by 14.3 grams and butter rations will be halted indefinitely for all, except for Big State apparatchiks, high party Labour commissars, union and NHS bosses, and train drivers.
Net Zero zones in sectors 45,32,112 and 61 will have their electricity cut off at 3pm on Tuesday for 12 hours due to power issues. The current temperature is -6 Celsius but do not worry comrades it is anticipated to rise to -4 degrees by then. Any citizen caught trying to heat themselves with a fireplace, gas heater or wood burning stove will be arrested and charged under Net Zero regulation 634542-1a.
Commissar Reeves has hailed the state of her personal drive to decrease living standards and ruin the British economy. According to government statistics, the standard of living in the UK is now lower than Slovenia.
Comrade Reeves today outlined her 1-year-plan to bring the UK economy to the level of Zimbabwe by next year.
“I am proud to announce that the huge taxation increases, high inflation, business red tape plus tax increases, and punishing farmers and private schools with punitive measures, as well as 90% of the wealthy and affluent leaving the UK has provided dividends in ruining and contributing to the shrinking UK economy as my policies punished the private sector yet awarded vast pay rises to Marxist unions, train drivers, NHS bosses, and the Big State civil service. I look forward to ruining the economy further, so the general population will be forced to eat the bark off the trees to survive. Oh, and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.”
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ANNIE LUNGTHORPE, 12, OF 34 KARLMARX ROAD, BRIGHTON, SECTOR 87, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.0034 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCO RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER UNCLE, AUNTIE, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BAKER AND BUDGIE FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
According to experts at the Institute of Nominal Sensory Analytical New Economics (INSANE) President Donald Trump is ushering a new Trump renaissance era in economic change for the globe and for the United States.
“Our analysis of the current situation reveals that Americans are getting poorer in the short term but will profit in the long term. The globe is in the throes of entering a sustained economic depression thanks to the volatile decisions to implement a trade war with multiple countries and regions.
“President Trump is looking to increase manufacturing in the USA, and to entice/force foreign companies to build factories in America, instead of places like China. This effort within the new Trump renaissance, while commendable, will take some time, and it is anticipated that there will be some volatility in the markets as these changes are implemented.
“The new American Trump renaissance will bring forth a nation of economic growth in the long term, and will enforce America’s ability to sustain itself without depending on other nations.”
President Trump, according to the analysts, is putting forward a risky plan, but it could be very fruitful for the country in the long term. This is the beginning phase of the new Trump renaissance, only for America — not the rest of the world.
President Donald Trump has emphatically denied that he is a “flip-flopper” or even wears flip-flops, even on the beach.
One minute it’s invading Panama, the next minute it’s annexing Canada, maybe bulldozing Gaza, and the minute after that it’s taking over Greenland. The Don may insult some foreign official one minute, and the next dismiss what he said, pretending he never said it.
“I hate flip-flops, like, if I see someone wearing a pair of flip-flops I get all crazy and start flipping and a flopping all over the floor in flip-flop rage. I told Barron, I said, take those goddamn flip-flops off. He told me he’s going to the beach. I said you gotta wear sandals. Like Jesus wore sandals, even when he was walking on water. If sandals were good for Jesus, they’re good for you too! I just won’t tolerate it. No flip-flops! Send me another Diet Coke, actually, no, send me a Diet Fanta, ahh, hold that I’m not thirsty now!”
Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat. Comrade Starmer has vowed to address the intermittent problem of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain’s Big State perceived problem by increasing the size, bureaucracy, pensions, and salaries of all Big State departments and apparatchik civil servants working within the Big State.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMRADE STARMER
In this respect, Comrade Starmer has appointed a new Big State tsar to oversee an entire new department to oversee the implementation of further Big State special operations within the Big State.
THE BIG STATE, BIG STATE DEPARTMENT OF BIG STATE EFFICIENCY
Commissar Augustine Bloate will oversee the new Big State commissary and has already drawn up plans for a mélange of committees within committees and heavily taxpayer funded quangos to create thousands more regulations and policies to regulate the Big State with more Big State regulatory apparatus.
Speaking from his dacha in Grimsby, Comrade Starmer was confident that the Big State would be cut down to size by expanding the size of the Big State.
“I have just enjoyed a prolonged banya, comrades, and am fresh and revitalised. This list here is a small step in increasing the efficiency of the Big State by adding a further Big State department to increase efficiency and to implement a ‘fix Big State mechanism’ of Big State expansion. Commissar Augustine Bloate, who will oversee the new Big State department, has assured me that he will do his best to normalise the situation at hand by increasing the size of the Big State even further. Thank you comrades. I will now get back to my champagne and caviar soup.”
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JOHNSON MCREGOR, 15, OF 21 GORDOBROON STREET, GLASGOW, SECTOR 101, SCOTLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 12.8 GRAMS OF EXTRA HAGGIS RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER, AUNTIE AND DOG FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMRADE STARMER ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK BY THE NEWLY FORMED BIG STATE BIG STATE DEPARTMENT OF BIG STATE EFFICIENCY. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR THE NEW NET ZERO KOOL-AID DRINK! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
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