Her Royal Highness, Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is to shortly announce her latest commercial product — her own perfume.
On a post on her popular Instagram page, the royal wrote: “I’m excited to announce soon my latest smell. Yes, it’s the scent that you will all love and cherish. The perfume will be called Aynus.”
Each bottle of Eau de Aynus will be charged at $395 and will be sold on Markle’s online shop from Tuesday.
Excited fans of H.R.H the Duchess of Sussex were gushing praises of the new venture with anticipation.
“I can’t wait to smell like Meghan’s Aynus,” one commenter replied.
If you want to lose sales, go woke and go DEI. Wokism is not natural, it is forced. Wokism is an authoritarian Marxist form of propaganda that many people have finally woken up to. The proliferation of forced, hectoring woke advertising campaigns like the one created by Accenture Song may be over for now, but unfortunately many companies like Jaguar are still blinded by the programming.
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If Jaguar wants to go the way of Bud Light as a brand, carry on by hiring deranged far-left indoctrinated political activist ad creatives to shit on their brand.
Essentially, wokism is an elemental variable of Marxist ideological programming, and its role is to force its hyper-sensitive politically correct ideological stance onto the population through a form of propaganda. Political correctness is a soviet communist construct created in the first days of the Russian Revolution.
Comrades, yes, we eat cabbage soup, cabbage pie, cabbage sandwiches and rotten turnips in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, but look what they eat in vile capitalist countries?
“In America, a place led by the capitalist vile pig, Donald J. Trump, they eat hamburgers and cheeseburgers and chlorinated chicken wings. In India, they eat curry and other such delights.
“We must improve our diet, so I made a deal with the imperialistic braggart Trump. We give him everything, and he throws us a few pennies. How’s that for a deal?
“And for India? They get to send thousands of their cheap workers here undercutting our own labour force, and they don’t have to pay taxes like our British soviet workers. Two-tier deals these are, and none of it benefits you, the everyday prole scum.
“Comrades, I can proudly announce that the US has tripled its tariffs on Soviet Britain, while the UK has more than halved its tariffs on them. This means the new deal including US tariff rates makes us £12.4 billion worse off.
“Instead of paying a rate of 3.4% we now pay 10%. Imports to the UK used to be charged at about 5.1%, but now the Americans can ship here for 1.8%.
“How’s that for a deal, huh? Am I good at making deals or what? Now excuse me while I bend over this table to get shafted.”
At that moment the sound of knee slapping, whooping, cackling and cheering could be heard from across the Atlantic.
JANICE BUCKET, 7, OF 23 MICHAEL FOOT ROAD, DAGENHAM, SECTOR 14, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED TWO ROTTEN CABBAGES, A MOULDY TURNIP, AND AN EXTRA 0.02 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER ENTIRE PRIMARY SCHOOL CLASS OF 78 PUPILS FOR CHEERING ON THE PARTISAN LEADER FARAGE. THE CRIMINALS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT J-32. THEY ARE NOW NET ZERO. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
TheEurope-Asia Economic Summit (EAES) 2025 is making the conversations at this year’s summit clearer, more inclusive and easier for everyone to follow – no matter what language they speak. EAES has teamed up with Interprefy, the provider of multilingual meeting technology and services.
Taking place on 26-28 May 2025, at the Davos Congress Centre, the summit is set to bring together Government ministers, policy leaders, academics and sustainability advocates from across Europe and Asia. Top voices from global technology companies such as Alibaba Cloud, Synthesia and Huawei Cloud will gather to explore how AI and sustainability can power a more resilient global economy.
GLOBAL GROWTH, ZERO LANGUAGE GAPS – INTERPREFY –
Interprefy is a provider of managed Remote Simultaneous Interpretation (RSI) and AI-powered live translation technology and services. It uses cloud-based technology and world-class support to connect people in professional meetings and events in their own language.
Interprefy’s cloud-based solutions – such as Remote Simultaneous Interpretation (RSI), Live Captions & Subtitles and AI-powered speech translation – make live translation accessible anywhere.
Headquartered in Zurich, Interprefy has a global team of 100+ experts across 30 countries that provide multilingual event support. Interprefy can provide real-time interpretation from vetted professional interpreters or AI, and AI-powered live captions to any hybrid, on-site or in-person event.
English is still often the default conversation language even though only 17% of the world speaks English either natively, or as a second language. Through its multi-lingual services, Interprefy breaks down the communication barriers and creates more inclusive professional meetings and events.
Interprefy’s multilingual event technology and services are designed to support businesses, governments, and international organisations across the world.
Interprefy created the world’s first global solution for Remote Simultaneous Interpretation enabling live interpretation to be added to any event on any web conferencing and virtual events platform.
Interprefy is used by leading enterprises such as Facebook and Google, and international organisations such as JP Morgan and UEFA, and because Interprefy partners with industry-leading language service providers, it can source the best interpretation talent for any language and subject area.
As the summit’s official language technology provider, Interprefy will provide AI-powered speech translation, subtitles and live text captions, removing communication barriers for a multilingual audience of over 200 attendees.
With English as the floor language, live translations will be delivered in French, Mandarin, German, Spanish and Hindi. Delegates will follow every session, in real time, via the Interprefy app or a secure web link, enabling deeper participation across industries and cultures.
“EAES is not just another summit,” emphasized Aina Meng, Founder and President of the EAES Executive Board, “it serves as a dynamic platform to foster strategic connections, promote constructive dialogue and strengthen economic collaboration across continents. We’re proud to gather such an impactful group of leaders committed to harnessing AI and sustainability for meaningful global impact.”
On 27 May, Interprefy’s CTO, Andrey Schukin, will join the panel “The Future of AI-Powered Communication: Revolutionizing Content Creation and Distribution”, sharing insights on how language technology is reshaping the way we connect and collaborate.
Commenting on the summit, Schukin said, “Real economic dialogue requires more than just a stage, it requires understanding. We are ensuring that everyone, no matter where they come from or what language they speak, can have a seat at the table and a voice in the conversation.”
Throughout the summit, Interprefy’s multilingual support will be in action across keynote sessions, exclusive VVIP dinners and high-level one-on-one meetings – helping ensure that great ideas don’t get lost in translation.
Looks like it’s all kicking off, and who’s to say where it will end? War is never an ideal activity, but sometimes it’s necessary when all other avenues fail. Where old global systems experience change, there is usually some kind of destruction that follows for change to take place. You cannot make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, as the cliché goes.
India and Pakistan are now firing missiles at each other, and although the social media and legacy media are having a field day over such actions, it’s the people on the ground who inevitably take the brunt of these actions. Civilians who have nothing to do with this nonsense are the ones who sadly suffer.
Well, now we have the Ukraine/Russia debacle, the India/Pakistan skirmish, and the ongoing war in the Middle East with Israel on a mission to clear out a buffer zone around its territory from the dastardly Arabs and Persians. Meanwhile, China is sitting there watching all of this take place, and possibly biding its time. If Trump is okay with Russia taking a quarter of Ukraine, what’s one little island? Yep, we’re talking Taiwan, a delicate dish that is just waiting to be gobbled up by the vast monster that is China. Hell, if we really want to see some fireworks, how about the Greeks and the Turks, now that would be a memorable show to watch. Whilst the Greeks have been arming up their military with some serious spending over the last decade or so, the Turks have been innovating and manufacturing their own military hardware, some of it extremely deadly and efficient. While all these shenanigans go on, Putin could dip his toe into a few more countries, for posterities’ sake. What has he got to lose? With Trump, there is redemption, because Trump just can’t be bothered when too much is going on outside the beloved environs of the USA. As long as it ain’t on US soil, go for it. Maybe he can go for the Nobel War Prize, surely it’s way cooler and more hardcore than the other poxy one.
Here’s to more war. It is the antidote to pretty much everything, and a medicine for the true nature of humanity.
Okay, Trump has got the Nobel Peace Prize in his sights, and he is trying to broker peace deals all over the globe, but he needs to realise that it’s not all about “peace”.
There are some regimes around the globe who do not respond to diplomacy, they do not respond to nice gestures, and they do not respond to gifts. These regimes only respond to the stick, and the carrot can go and take a hike. Sometimes nations have to resort to extreme levels of warfare to achieve peace, to practically obliterate the enemy. Sanctions and other economic weapons only agitate any situation, and have minimal effect, as the sanctioned countries look elsewhere for their distribution networks. The action against the Houthis recently is a step in the right direction, but still not enough. The core of that particular problem lies in Iran, and not in Yemen. Until the root of that section of global conflict is addressed, there will be no peace.
The proliferation of highly advanced and supremely deadly weapons bring upon fear on the enemy and presents a message to them that to even attempt to fight is futile.
Trump needs to bring out the stick, and use it well if true peace is to be achieved globally.
Christ on a nuclear pogo stick, the King’s country is losing its collective mind again. Behind Whitehall’s solemn stone mask and beneath the King’s empty throne, some very twitchy men in very expensive suits are dusting off Cold War manuals and scribbling paranoid notes in the margins.
The War Book — that dusty relic of Reagan-era hysteria — has been pried open like a crypt, and inside? A blueprint for the apocalypse. They’re calling it a “homeland defence plan.” Let’s face it, it’s a fucking suicide note with a smudged royal letterhead.
Sources — nervous functionaries with trembling hands and darting eyes — whisper of a classified dossier thicker than a Friday night blonde on a pub crawl up north somewhere.
Missiles, nukes, supersonic fucking missiles, cyber hell storms, undersea cable severing, radio blackouts, and enough bureaucratic chaos to choke a Ministry.
The callous bastards are updating plans drawn up when Tony Blair still had George W. Bush up his bottom — because the Kremlin’s gone full Bond villain and started snarling threats at London like a stray rabid dog with a nuke in its throat.
They’re talking bunkers, people. Real ones. For the Cabinet. For the Royals. For the BBC’s last sad voice to mutter, “Keep calm” as mushroom clouds bloom like satanic roses over Westminster. Sizewell, Hinckley, Heysham — ticking radioactive love letters to the motherland. One bad morning and they’ll be glowing like disco balls.
Meanwhile, Whitehall has cold feet and hot pants. Defence chiefs are whining that Russia’s hypersonic freak-rockets would roast the UK like a stuck piggy at a biker rally. They want their own Iron Dome — maybe call it the Iron Teacup. But it’s too late. The war game’s already rigged, and the players are drunk on 21st-century paranoia.
Let’s be real: cyberwarfare is the new blitz. No air raid sirens this time, just blinking cursors and blackout screens. MI5’s top dog, Ken “the Quiet Knife” McCallum, says hostile states are sniffing around like wolves at a butcher shop. Gas terminals? Nuclear stations? All wide open. In our current pathetic state, we couldn’t protect a chip shop on Friday night, let alone the national fucking grid.
If Mad Vlad the Tiny in Moscow gets twitchy, the BBC will be airing public service announcements between reruns of EastEnders, telling the public how to duck under dining tables while Parliament smoulders and Westminster Abbey becomes a charcoal sketch.
A risk assessment, published in January, found a successful attack was “likely to result in millions of civilian fatalities as well as members of the emergency services”, cause serious economic damage and disrupt essential services. No fucking shit! It’s as if they realise that we’re all sitting ducks on this tiny island waiting to be made into roasted radioactive glow-in-the-dark meat sandwiches.
This isn’t a drill. It’s apocalyptic kabuki theatre, and the actors are running out of cue cards. There are murmurs of rationing, roadblocks, judges with emergency powers, and Cabinet ministers handed the keys to regional fiefdoms. The whole goddamn UK carved up like medieval England — except now with Wi-Fi.
And just when you think it couldn’t get worse, they remind us: this time, there’s no Royal Yacht to spirit the Windsors away. Just some souped-up Range Rovers and an underground hidey-hole in the Cotswolds. God save the King? God help us all.
The question hanging in the smoky air like nerve gas: Is Britain prepared for war? Ha! You might as well ask if a pigeon is prepared for a chess match. Britain is truly fuckified.
The far leftist Democrats of America have actually agreed on a Trump idea for a change. President Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz prison for “repeat criminal offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than misery and suffering.”
“We agree with Trump totally. He can reopen Alcatraz, and when we get elected, we’ll put him in there,” Hillary Clinton said on Monday, chuckling like a deranged hyena.
If Trump was to be put in a prison that he himself reopened and refurbished, one could say that would be a double blow to his ego, and the Dems are salivating at the very thought of it.
“Yep, imagine that! When he leaves office, we’ll rustle up some other bogus criminal acts he committed by weaponising the judicial system, and come up with some more charges. He’s a convicted felon already, so it ain’t gonna take much,” a Democrat Party insider revealed.
Hollywood is also really excited about the prospect of Trump being put in Alcatraz. The woke, socialist leaning film industry could make a remake of the famous Clint Eastwood film, Escape from Alcatraz, this time starring Trump.
“We got some good scripts in already. This time, though, when Trump says “I just hate …” he gets jumped by a pack of them, and they beat the living shit out of him. Then, when he tries to escape, he doesn’t get far and is shot in the back. He’s taken back to the prison and eventually dies there after thirty years. Oh shit, I just gave away the entire plot of the movie, oy vey, why do I always do that, what the fuck is wrong with me?” celebrated Hollywood producer, Bud Schwackerman, told the Movie Times magazine.
Comrade Starmer has made an urgent communiqué to all activists and Bolshevik warriors of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. We are under attack from an enemy insurgent group called Reform.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMRADE STARMER
“Comrades, we are being attacked! The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain and our Marxist communist ideals are at stake here. The partisans have breached some areas of the north and middle England. They are led by a man called Nigel Farage who believes in democracy, enterprise, entrepreneurship, innovation, common sense, lower taxes, business, capitalism and freedom of speech, and to make things worse, he wants the UK to make a profitable free trade deal with the vile capitalist imperialists the USA. All of this while we are under the collectivist yoke of communist China and the EU Soviet bloc.
“I was in my banya whacking myself with a birch branch when I heard the awful news. No one disturbs my banya when I am at my dacha in Grimsby.
“Comrades, we must mobilise our communist forces right now and our Net Zero zealots against the vile partisans. We must put an end to any thought of dissent or thoughtcrime. That is the core of these troubles, it starts with thoughtcrime. I have ordered an increase in Stasi agents to scour our towns and cities to eliminate and liquidate any proles who are not aligned with our soviet woke ideology.
“Bolshevik forces for the PRSB have also been mobilised and will use any means they can to stop the insurgents from advancing further.
“You must be vigilant and fight to the last man. Now back to my banya!”
TILDA PENDLEWORTH, 12, OF 67 NET ZERO ROAD, CHELMSFORD, SECTOR 34, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED THREE ROTTEN TURNIPS, A BOX OF FROGS, AND AN EXTRA 0.7 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER MOTHER, FATHER, FOUR BROTHERS, THREE SISTERS, GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, UNCLE, AUNT, GOLDEN RETRIEVER DOG CALLED ‘PUGSY’, AND GYM INSTRUCTOR FOR CHEERING ON THE PARTISAN LEADER FARAGE. THE CRIMINALS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT B-7. THEY ARE NOW NET ZERO. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
After losing the much touted security court case where Prince Harry has been left with a bruising £1.5 million lawyers’ bill, he has once again blubbed to the press about his security woes.
“I’m off for an extended holiday in Colombia and Nigeria, where the security is really good. Meghan and I visit there often on our official “royal” visits. Did you know that the murder rate in Colombia is one of the highest in the world, along with the kidnappings, the drug cartels and theft?
“From there I’m going back to Nigeria, one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Meghan loves that place too. They have many terrorist factions, and the murder rate is so sky-high no one even knows the true figures.
“So you see, I’m really bothered about security and I love visiting these dangerous places to prove that fact.
“I won’t be visiting England any more though because I lost my security court case demanding millions of taxpayer funded security. I am so fearful of my life in England, the other day in the hotel someone knocked on my door in my luxury suite and I jumped up in utter fright. I was sweating with fear. I looked through the peephole, and thankfully it was room service. They were delivering my fillet mignon, foie gras, champagne, and a very large knickerbocker glory. Ooh, salivating at the thought. But it’s dangerous in England, and I am sad the courts cannot see that.
“My father won’t speak to me any more. It’s because everything he says to me in private somehow appears in the press the next day. I wonder why he won’t say a word any more? You know my father, he’s the King of England or something.”
