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Sadiq Khan Planning Pay-Per-Mile Scheme With ULEZ Cameras

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Sadiq Khan Planning Pay-Per-Mile Scheme With ULEZ Cameras

As well as punishing the poor who cannot afford to upgrade their old vehicles, the ULEZ zone being implemented by Little Hitler Mayor Sadiq Khan will soon implement a Pay-Per-Mile scheme for all London drivers.

TFL will rake in millions of pounds per day with the ULEZ scheme, and once the P-P-M scheme comes into use, billions of pounds will be taken from motorists in London.

This is nothing about ‘air quality’ which the evil mayor claims, but is purely a money making operation to fleece Londoners out of more money.

The victims of Sadiq Khan’s ULEZ expansion include a woman facing £650 annual costs to visit her sick relative, nurses and care workers who will not be able to afford to give care, and a tradesman who will be billed over £3000 per year just to do his job.

The elderly victims of the extended ULEZ scheme will become more isolated, as their relatives will not be able to afford to visit them anymore. Many Londoners are disabled, elderly or have conditions which need a carer, these are the people who will be punished most by the ULEZ extension.

Hypocritical Hounslow Council accepted the nefarious ULEZ extension but called for an exemption of the charge for their 400 council vehicles. Bexley, Bromley, Harrow and Hillingdon councils have all vowed to go to the courts to fight this abomination of a road tax scheme.

Sadiq Khan who was voted in twice to be London Mayor is planning the introduction of the Pay-Per-Mile scheme that will track and charge every single vehicle in London by 2024. It will not matter if vehicles are ULEZ compliant, but will charge and track all motorists whether driving all electric or petrol vehicles. Some of the pricing models discussed at TFL meetings is charging certain vehicles as much as £6.50 per mile, on top of £12.50/day ULEZ charges.

Campaigners have been covering ULEZ cameras across London. Some are clipping the wires of the cameras or using bags and boxes to cover the cameras in protest. Using telescopic garden shears to clip the wires is one way to disable the cameras. Other methods are spray-painting the lenses with black permanent paint.

The real crime is that Sadiq Khan was voted into office for the second time. Who were these people who voted for this cockroach? Hold your head in shame if you voted for Sadiq Khan, drop down on your knees and grovel for forgiveness that may never come.

When Gonzo Met Serge Gainsbourg

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When Gonzo Met Serge Gainsbourg

Serge Gainsbourg was a goddamn lunatic. A madman of music, a savant of smut, a maverick of melody. He was a genius, a degenerate, a saint, and a sinner all rolled into one. And for anyone with half a brain and a shred of taste, he was one of the greatest musicians of all time.

I first heard Gainsbourg’s music back in the day, when I was living high on the hog and chasing the American Dream. And let me tell you, it was like nothing I’d ever heard before. The man was a fucking magician, weaving together elements of jazz, funk, rock, and pop into a sound that was entirely his own. He had a voice like a rusty chainsaw, but he could sing like an angel when he wanted to. And his lyrics were pure poetry, even when he was singing about the filthiest things you could imagine.

But what really set Gainsbourg apart was his complete lack of give-a-fuck. He didn’t care what anyone thought of him or his music. He was a true outsider, a rebel without a cause, a punk before punk was even a thing. He pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable, and he did it with style, flair, and a shit-eating grin.

And let’s not forget his legendary love life. The man was a walking, talking sex scandal, bedding some of the most beautiful women in the world and scandalizing polite society in the process. He was a wild man, a libertine, a lothario, and a legend.

But even beyond all the hype and the scandal, Gainsbourg was the real deal. He was a true artist, a master of his craft, and a visionary. He created music that was both beautiful and ugly, pure and profane, sophisticated and raw. He was a poet of the perverse, a bard of the bizarre, a troubadour of the taboo.

And now, years after his death, his music still sounds as fresh, as daring, as utterly fucking insane as it did when he first recorded it. He was a true original, a one-of-a-kind, a force of nature. And if you’re not listening to him right now, you’re missing out on one of the greatest musical experiences of your life.

Serge Gainsbourg. The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Bow down and pay your respects, you poor, sad, unenlightened motherfuckers.

Modern Autotune Pop Singers Soon to be Replaced by AI

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Modern Autotune Pop Singers Soon to be Replaced by AI

The last two decades of non-music by autotune pop singers who all sound exactly the same as each other could soon be replaced by AI singers who will sound exactly the same as a modern talentless autotune pop singer.

Production companies and record companies will now bypass having to pay for some brainless pop singer to sing into an autotune plugin for that same awful robotic sound. AI singing tools will revolutionise the business.

“We will not need pop singers soon. This is a bonus for our business model, as we will not have to pay any royalties to some jumped up little autotune shister who thinks they are famous for whining into a microphone going through an autotune app. All modern songs are template music and sound the same, especially with autotune. The AI will streamline our business model as we can churn out hit songs to dump on the public who have been trained over decades to accept the shit quality of music presented to them,” a music executive for a record company in Los Angeles revealed.

In a climate where every song sounds exactly the same, there is no room for distinguishing one autotune singer from the next, therefore AI is a solution that will bypass paying these useless singers or paying them any royalties. It only makes good business sense, and will cut down production times by more than 70%.

“The untalented autotune people with massive egos walking around as if they have actually achieved something will have a rude awakening when they are completely bypassed by record companies of the future,” Miles Keith, CEO of Universal Records revealed to Music Week magazine.

As for live and video performances, record companies will simply present mime artists hired on a daily basis. This way, they only need to hire models for a few days or weeks, cutting costs even further. Because pop artists and singers of today have no personalities or individual character anyway, no one will even notice the changes.

Dolly Parton’s Breasts Could be Displayed in Nashville Museum

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Dolly Parton’s Breasts Could be Displayed in Nashville Museum

“We all know how everything in America has to be big. If it ain’t big, it ain’t good. Same goes for Dolly Parton’s breasts, they’re big, just like her sweet voice is big. She’s given us permission, when she passes to the Grand Ole Opry in the sky, to donate her wonderful big mammas to our museum so millions of visitors every year can enjoy those beautiful fun bags like many did when she was alive,” Curston Dean McGuinness, owner and curator of the Nashville Museum told Fox News.

Stand by your mams

In fact, the Jolene starlet has had each of her humungous breasts insured for $45 million and the cherry on the top, each nipple has an additional insurance premium of $15 million. The Swiss bank that insures Dolly’s bazongas recently went bust on her bust, but luckily the Fed bailed them out with a special chesty finance deal.

Trip down mammary lane

Buck Thornton, was an acquaintance of Dolly’s in 1967, and remembers her cantaloupes with fondness.

“Dolly, bless her, has such a big heart, I never met a lady who could not only sing like her, but she could hug the whole world with her warm ta-ta’s, bless her. She let me do a Bombay Roll on her backstage just after a show in Texas. I’ll never forget her face as I drained all I had over those dang beauteous jelly-filled babylons of pure country goodness.”

5 Ways to Extend the Life of Your Office Equipment

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5 Ways to Extend the Life of Your Office Equipment

Given how expensive office equipment can be, it only makes sense to try and get the most out of your investment. Here we are going to explore some of the ways you can extend the life of your office equipment. From screen protectors to proper maintenance, these tips will help you save money in the long run and keep your equipment in tip-top shape for longer.

1 – Use Screen Protectors for Your Digital Devices

screen-protector-g0cb09a910_640One of the best ways to prolong the life of your office equipment is by using screen protectors. These handy accessories are designed to shield the screens of your computer monitors, office tablets, and digital workstations from scratches, dings, and other potential damage. You may be used to the idea of screen protectors on phones, but as this website shows, screen protectors are available for screens of all shapes and sizes.

Keeping your screens in pristine condition will help maintain their functionality and prevent costly repairs or replacements down the line. And as a bonus, you can periodically replace your Dell screen protector to keep your device’s screen always looking brand new.

2 – Keep Your Equipment Clean, and Dust-Free

cleaning-g3183b9cef_640Dust and dirt can be your office equipment’s worst enemy, as they can clog up the internal components and cause them to overheat or malfunction. To avoid this, make a habit of regularly cleaning your equipment.

You don’t need to hire an expert to keep your devices clean. Just use compressed air to blow out dust from your computer’s vents and keyboard. It is also a good idea to wipe down your monitor, printer, and other devices with a soft, lint-free cloth. You’ll not only extend the life of your equipment, but also create a healthier work environment for yourself and your colleagues.

3 – Don’t Overload Your Electrical Outlets

We’ve all been there: too many devices, not enough outlets. While it might be tempting to plug everything into a single power strip, doing so can put undue stress on your electrical system and damage your equipment.

Instead, spread your devices across multiple outlets or use a heavy-duty power strip specifically designed for office equipment. This will help protect your devices from power surges and ensure they’re running at optimal efficiency.

4 – Update Your Software and Firmware Regularly

Your office equipment’s software and firmware are just as important as its physical components. Regularly updating your software and firmware will help ensure that your devices are running smoothly, securely, and efficiently. It’s not uncommon for software updates to improve a device’s thermal performance, for example, and heat is one of the factors that slowly kills computer parts over the years.

5 – Perform Regular Maintenance and Inspections

brainstorm-g13fd0e716_640Last but not least, it’s essential to perform regular maintenance and inspections on your office equipment. Just like a car, your devices need a little love and care to keep them running smoothly. This might include replacing worn parts, tightening loose connections, or lubricating moving components.

By staying on top of maintenance and addressing any issues as soon as they arise, you’ll be able to prevent more significant problems down the line and extend the life of your equipment.

Woke Fascist Ideology Bypasses Facts and Implants Lies

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Woke Fascist Ideology Bypasses Facts and Implants Lies

For the dangerous woke fascist ideology, Queen Elizabeth I was a black woman, and women are not women, books and Western literature written by previously celebrated authors should all be desecrated and rearranged to accommodate a fascist censorious agenda ashamed of their inferior cultural status in history.

Western civilisation and its technological prowess over other cultures in the past is blamed for its cultural imperialism, but is it fair to blame advanced cultures over subaltern ones? Just because the West innovated vast technological and scientific leaps whilst places like Sub-Saharan Africa never did, should that be a crime? It just is what it is.

Wokism cannot create anything new, as an evil fascist ideology it can only take known facts, films, songs, books and censor them. In this respect, Wokism is anti-art, and an anti-creative destructive form of censorship, cancelling anything in its path it deems as superior or against its hyper-sensitive politically correct directives.

Virtue signalling wokists claim to be ‘inclusive’ when in fact wokism is a highly divisive and racist ideology denigrating which ever race is not in vogue at any given moment, these fascist controlling hateful dictators believe freedom of expression should be punished. Being woke is an inherently offensive totalitarian ideology that deletes, cancels entire swathes of literature or people from all existence simply for the crime of existing.

This insidious and flagitious ideology of the woke divides and destroys all culture, art and society to the point that eventually civil war and massive civil unrest is inevitable. There is a distinct reasoning to demoralising and destabilising entire nations from within by using the Woke ideology, as a nation’s enemy implants this nefarious poison into the very fabric of any internal national identity.

You are made to hate the very own fabric of your national identity, the colour of your skin, your language, your literature, your culture and even your sex. This is why 5-year-old boys and girls are being encouraged to mutilate their bodies forever, this is why the biological scientific facts, the universal logic of being male and female, yin and yang, is under attack.

If every logical fact and every scientific fact, and every piece of known literature is attacked and destroyed by the totalitarian woke ideology with implanted lies, half-truths and nonsense — the entire fabric of Western civilisation and democracy will disappear.

As in every totalitarian political system like fascism or communism, repetition is utilised by the woke controllers to completely blanket the masses with woke propaganda at every point of their lives. Repeat any lie enough times, and it eventually becomes the truth. This is how the woke operate, and they will not stop because they have infiltrated the highest echelons of control in every sector now.

Only a few dare to speak up about this, and the Daily Squib is proud to be one of the very few, as much as we are punished. Unless what little freedom we have left is reinstated soon, we will lose everything and once it’s gone — it’s gone forever.

Bank of England Condemns Britain to More Recession With Rate Rise

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Bank of England Condemns Britain to More Recession With Rate Rise

The insane policies of the Bank of England raising interest rates by a quarter of a percentage point to 4.25% will not only fuel more inflation but condemn Britain’s economy to the shit bucket of history.

The Bank falsely claimed the outlook for the economy was slightly improved with an increase in the economy of 0.00000001%, and it was no longer predicting a technical recession, where the economy shrinks for two consecutive quarters, but everyone knows that’s a load of codswallop.

“I just lost my home, my business and everything I own thanks to these insane rate rises and that punishing Jeremy Hunt spring budget. Thank you. I am now off to Waterloo Bridge. Goodbye and fuck you!” a man revealed just after the news of the interest rate rise hit.

By pushing up interest rates, more banks will go under as liquidity disappears and borrowing costs increase, as well as people desperately try to take their money out of the banks. Before the real storm hits, many are urged to take their money out of mainstream banks otherwise when the bail-ins occur, people will be standing around with a fat useless ‘I owe you’ form that will never be fulfilled. Don’t forget to have a fucking umbrella handy when the bankers start jumping out of their tower blocks.

Threadneedle Street were today celebrating with another champagne fuelled party honouring another economic botch job that will kill business and murder the economy for decades.

Heavy Class A Drug User Prince Harry Urged to Stop Using

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Heavy Class A Drug User Prince Harry Urged to Stop Using

For the sake of his kids, Prince Harry is urged to try to stop using class-A drugs, a drug charity has revealed in a new campaign.

“Drug use may seem like fun at first, but soon things can spiral out of control. We have seen that Prince Harry glorifies and encourages drug use in his book Spare, but heavy drug use can be detrimental to mental health and physical health as well. This is why Harry is going to all these therapists because his heavy drug use of the past and present is affecting his mental stability. Please get help, not only for yourself, but for the sake of your children. We would like to direct Prince Harry to a drug rehabilitation unit, so he can overcome his drug dependency,” Raquel Minchin, a senior anti-drug spokeswoman for US drug charity ‘StopNow’ revealed on Thursday.

Heavy drug use can cause schizophrenia, paranoia and manic depression. Many people who take drugs are searching for the first high they experienced when they first took the drug, but they will never get that first high ever again. In many cases, the drug use then escalates and is soon uncontrollable, leading to multiple problems.

Prince Harry is meant to be a role model and celebrity, but his drug use misleads many young people who think it is cool to take drugs.

Because of his celebrity status in the United States, Prince Harry is allowed to get away with everything, and even entered the country by omitting key details about his drug use on the visa form. Harry has never taken responsibility for anything in his life, and thinks he is entitled to do anything he wants without any form of repercussion.

Harry is thus urged to at least tone down the heavy drug use during the Coronation of King Charles, where he and his wife Meghan Markle have been invited.

Brexit is NOT Done! Britain Still Tied to ECJ, ECHR and EU Commission

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Brexit is NOT Done! Britain Still Tied to ECJ, ECHR and EU Commission

Despite the misguided Tory celebrations today after passing Rishi Sunak’s Brexit stitch-up law and proclaiming that ‘Brexit is Done’, it is not done, it simply is NOT Brexit.

How can we have a Brexit when Britain and N. Ireland is still ruled by the EU Commission, European Courts of Justice and European Court of Human Rights? This is not in any way British sovereignty. Would the USA or Australia or Japan agree to be ruled by these EU legal entities and subject to their laws? No, is the emphatic answer, yet it seems the UK has capitulated to the EU and is in no way a sovereign nation.

EU law will still be dominant in Northern Ireland; the rights of its people under the 1800 Act of Union are not restored; the green lane is not really a green lane at all; the Stormont brake is useless; and the framework itself has no exit, other than through a highly convoluted legal process which would drag on for decades without an end in sight.

It seems the Brexiteers have been fully purged from the Tory Party, which is now an effete socialist mirror of the Labour Party. This is why the vote today in parliament required Labour votes to pass.

If you voted to leave the EU on June 23, 2016, what has happened today in parliament is effectively a complete whitewash of Brexit and no doubt many, including the DUP are ashamed at the whole farcical fake and undignified manner this entire disgraceful episode has been conducted.

You can pull the wool over the eyes of the blind muppets and yes-men all nodding their heads in unison as they are shepherded off the cliff edge, but not everyone will fall for these duplicitous dishonest tricks.

As the Reform UK party gains strength, the Tories are only shooting themselves in the foot for the next election. High tax and spend Tories who capitulate to the EU at every point and have betrayed not only Britain but democracy in general have already lost the election in 2024.

Macron will enjoy spending the half a billion pounds Sunak has given him to do nothing about the migrant Channel crisis; Brussels is gloating at another coup with this erroneous Brexit deal that means nothing, nada, shit, zilch, zero, and is absolute bollocks.

Since Brexit, some 640 laws have been passed for Northern Ireland “behind closed doors in Brussels by majority vote”.

Brexit never happened, and it will probably never happen.

How Vaping Can Improve the Overall Quality of Life for Smokers

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How Vaping Can Improve the Overall Quality of Life for Smokers

How Vaping Can Improve the Overall Quality of Life for Smokers

Smoking has long been a popular habit that is found all over the world. At the start of the twentieth century, smoking as we know it skyrocketed in popularity, becoming a symbol of status and wealth. Roughly 80% of adults were addicted to smoking in the UK in the 1950s, as smoking continued to become popularised by cinema and television. It was believed to exude sophistication and was considered cool due to icons at the time never pictured without a cigarette in their hand. Now, times have changed and there is much research into the negative impacts that cigarettes can have on a smoker’s life.

This is where vaping comes in, a much more recent alternative to smoking that is proven to improve the quality of a smoker’s life greatly. Vaping can improve the quality of life for smokers in a variety of different ways, from long-term health improvements, hygiene and being a lot lighter on the wallet. With each coming day, more smokers are turning to vape devices, and for good reason.

Saves money

Vaping is significantly cheaper than smoking cigarettes, helping users to save huge amounts of their hard-earned cash in the long run. On average, packets of cigarettes cost around £12.51 in the UK, which can amount to large sums of money spent on packs per month. In fact, the cost of a pack of cigarettes has increased 150% since 2007.

Whilst vaping does require a larger amount of money paid initially for the device, that is the biggest expenditure by far, as many e-liquid bottles cost around £2.99 and can last vapers up to a week’s worth of use. There are some excellent online stores such as Vaping 101 that often have some unbeatable prices and lots of great deals on e-liquids and vape kits to help you save money.

This can help to improve the quality of life significantly for a majority of reasons, even by simply allowing smokers to have an extra bit of cash instead of spending it on cigarettes. This allows this money to be used elsewhere, and over time, this can lead to significant savings and improved financial stability.

Hygiene

Smoking can have a significant impact on a person’s hygiene. The more an individual smokes, the more likely their hygiene is to be affected. The chemicals in cigarettes cause smokers to experience bad breath, as well as the smell clinging to clothes and hair. There is no real way to avoid this without switching to vaping. Unlike cigarettes, vapes do not produce smoke, but instead vapour. This vapour does not include any of the chemicals that are found in cigarette smoke, and whilst it has an immediate strong, sweet smell, it will quickly dissipate into the air.

Smokers are also twice as likely to develop gum disease when smoking, and this number can increase depending on the amount of cigarettes smoked per day and how long someone has smoked for. As vape juice does not include the chemicals contained in tobacco, vapers are not exposing themselves to the chemicals that cause bad oral hygiene. Around 43% of smokers over the age of 65 have lost all of their teeth as a result of long-term smoking.

Physical Health

Switching to vaping can have enormous benefits for an individual’s health in both the short and long term. Studies have found that vaping is 95% less harmful than cigarettes, reducing many of the smoking related symptoms including coughing, wheezing, shortness of breath and more. By making this transition, vapers are encouraged to live a healthier lifestyle, allowing individuals to exercise more easily, which all leads to a better quality of life.

The long term health benefits are also significant too, with smoking being one of the leading causes of death in the UK and around the world. The chemicals contained within the tobacco can increase the risk of developing over 50 serious illnesses, as the smoke from cigarettes has over 70 chemicals that have been proven to cause cancer. As a result, over 40% of all cancer diagnoses are related to smoking. In contrast, there is no current evidence to suggest that vaping causes cancer. Because of this, switching to vaping can remove many of the risks of developing many health conditions, helping to make it a significantly healthier option.

Builds community

Unlike smoking, vaping has the backing of a real community that is alive and thriving. From online forums and Reddit threads to in-person vaping conventions where vapers from all over the country and even the world can meet up and build connections, there is a connection between vapers that is unlike anything to do with smoking. In these communities, many share their experience with quitting smoking, how they found vaping and even just simple sharing some cool vape tricks.

Online forums are plentiful, with some threads such as r/Vaping having over 170,000 users. This provides a space for vapers to easily share or find advice on anything from how to put together a device or beginners who need help picking their first ever vape kit.

Enjoyment

Simply put, vaping is far more enjoyable than smoking cigarettes for a variety of different reasons. The most obvious reason being the endless array of flavours that e-liquids come in, helping to keep vaping fresh and fun, as there’s always something new to try. As well as this, vapers also have the options to personalise and customise their experience greatly with a range of different devices to pick from that cater to different styles. Vape devices also allow users to think as simple or as personalised as they like, with many vape kits including features and built-in modes such as temperature control mode, variable wattage, boost mode and much more.

Vaping offers a range of benefits that can help to lead to a better quality of life for smokers, from saving them hundreds per year to living a longer, healthier life. Switching to vapes offer benefits that impact the short term too, with an immediate improvement on hygiene. The better quality of life you have, the more confident and happier you feel within yourself, and this will resonate to those around you. There are many steps a person has to take to achieve this, but switching from smoking to vaping is one that can have enormous impacts.

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