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Speaking the Truth in Times of Universal Deceit is a Revolutionary Act

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George Orwell knew how the mainstream media and propaganda worked because he was employed by certain organisations at certain points in his career as a journalist. Even someone as esteemed as George Orwell would have been surprised at how his satirical novel “1984” would somehow become a manual for the people controlling society, the media, government and now the internet.

If anyone has any form of independent thought these days, they are either labelled as “conspiracy theorists”, “fake news”, “hate speech” or “kooks”. Pretty much all of these individuals are eventually cancelled, or their reputations thrown in the mud. In an even more sinister manner, weaponised governmental departments and the media are utilised to besmirch any political voice coming from the wilderness. We are now in a situation that means entire swathes of political opposition are erased and cancelled by the powers who control every facet of society and government.

Why bother having elections when the opposition has been deplatformed, erased and silenced by the internet overlords who delight in their role of sending entire groups of political voices to the far reaches of their search algorithms, effectively deleting them from all existence. When there is only one, singular so-called ‘liberal’ and ‘inclusive’ side making the narrative, it is the antithesis of inclusivity and liberalism. Ronald Reagan was probably right when he said: “If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism.”

The internet now is a closed echo chamber, a mind prison where conformity and blind belief in lies are rewarded, and anyone who dares to question the ‘official’ narrative bleated out by the same media organisations ad infinitum are erased or threatened with erasure. Usually, there is no court or judicial review, they are simply erased after the baying mob of automatons has dealt out their guilty verdict.

There is absolutely no point in having elections in the Soviet West anymore, simply because the political party who is not in power are cancelled, deplatformed and erased from all media.

The Daily Squib saw this shutting down process of the internet in 2014, when it first emerged under the orders of the staunch Marxist Barack Obama. Since then, the internet has been going downhill fast.

Is there any hope for those who value freedom and democracy? Well, once it’s gone, it is nigh on impossible to get it back. With only a few voices left talking about this, and even fewer people aware of what is happening, the silence is deafening.

Eight Cubans Receive 20-Year Jail Terms Because of YouTuber

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YouTube travellers who use their privilege to make money off poor people in Third World countries are a despicable type of parasite that leaves a shameful stain upon the Developed World. One YouTuber called Kurt Caz, an Afrikaans South African, is responsible for 8 – 10 Cubans receiving 20-year jail terms in the communist dictatorship of Cuba, purely for views and advertising revenue on his exploitative channel.

Profiting Off Poverty Porn

This despicable exploitative creature manipulated many poor Cubans purely for profit in his videos, which make hundreds of thousands of dollars in ad revenue.

The worst part about the egotistical user YouTube traveller, Kurt Caz is that he knew he was in a communist country, and he knew that by exposing how ordinary Cubans have to get by in their poverty-stricken country that these people he filmed would get into serious trouble, but because he was more concerned with the revenue and subscribers he would gain from exposing these poor people, he carried on without any form of conscience or responsibility for his actions.

Cuban Communist Dictatorship

In Cuba, many activities are deemed as illegal by the secret police who answer to the communist party ruling the country. However, can one blame the people steeped in severe poverty for doing illegal stuff to put food on their table? This is what Curt Kaz exploited, and it is a truly shameful act. The people Kurt Caz exploited who are now serving 20-year jail terms will think about Kurt Caz every day in the horrible Cuban prisons where they will rot away.

In the video below, you can see this guy showing off his Ferrari while he wines and dines some exploited Venezuelan girl in the UAE. All of the filthy proceeds Kurt Caz has made in the hundreds and thousands of dollars are off the pain and suffering from countless people, but he doesn’t care, he is rolling in the money, and paid women.

As the YouTuber Kurt Caz drives off into the sunset in his Ferrari, lighting up another Cuban cigar, he has no thought or care for the people who will rot in a stinking damp Cuban jail for the next twenty years. This manipulative exploitative scumbag deserves nothing but a serious dose of karma. As for the idiots who blindly follow and subscribe to Kurt Caz, you are enabling this asshole, and you directly are part of the problem as well.

Now They’re Coming After Russell Brand As Well

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The Daily Squib has been attacked by certain nefarious EU companies since the Referendum and Brexit trying to take us down, and now poor old Russell Brand is being attacked for his playful days while he was digging for gold in between the legs of many, many women. According to his YouTube channel, Brand is now being accused of certain allegations regarding the multiples of women he slept with in the past.

These are the vagaries and dangers of having an opinion other than is allowed in the Mainstream Media in a Western civilisation which is seriously moving towards a more authoritarian sovietised stance led by the Chinese communist model of censorship and totalitarian media control. With ESG and the WEF, and EU dictating censorship rules, the West is daily declining and moving away from democracy and free speech.

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

Bertrand Russell

The voices speaking the truth are viewed as dangerous by the soviet censors who are now in charge and have infiltrated all media and politics. This is why publications like the Daily Squib are now in danger; where satire was once a protected literary genre in the past, we are now in danger of being shut down and our voice forever silenced. The same goes for Russell Brand, a man who certainly shoots from the hip, who dares to uncover the truth from many corrupt facets of society, business and politics. Admittedly, some of his titles on his YouTube and Rumble videos are obvious clickbait, and pander to the ‘conspiracy theory’ movement, but where there is smoke, there is invariably fire.

We joked about Russell Brand in the past, thinking he was some kind of dilettante, but we now know he is the real deal. The problem with speaking the truth and uncovering all sorts of nastiness going on under the noses of the masses is that you have to have a damn squeaky clean reputation to do this. If there are any doubts, events in the past or morally unacceptable things in one’s character, your enemies will zero in on these and destroy your reputation. It happens all the time with politicians vying for election. Being a public figure is a dangerous endeavour, more so these days than in the past. The amount of data being analysed and filtered through the machine of moral outrage is increasing daily.

All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
― George Bernard Shaw

As the Daily Squib is constrained and limited in what it can write these days, we cannot express our satirical dark humour as we wish anymore. Russell Brand is a character who has tried to seek the truth, and we commend him for that, however in doing so, he put himself into the crosshairs of the woke #metoo soviet snipers who are now out for blood. Maybe, Brand quotes praising the Metoo movement in the past were part of his liberal sensibility to endorse such witch-hunts, it is also rather ironic that his downfall may be precipitated by the weaponised usage of the Feminazi group against him.

We can only wish Russell luck in fighting the vultures and parasites now chomping down and feeding off his wildly spinning chakras, sucking the very life force from his soul.

Western civilisation is fast being subverted and corrupted by the hyper-sensitive puritanical forces of evil communist censors, and from here life will be a dark, dystopian, Orwellian nightmare that you will try to wake up from but will be imprisoned within the echo chamber of political correctness created by the jailers who now control everything.

Everyone is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without it being extolled, but some people’s idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.

– Winston Churchill

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Harry and Meghan’s Vindictive Games a Big Success

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It was good news for Harry and Meghan and their Vindictive Games season where they frolic around wounded military veterans, so they can show off how caring they are, as well as show off their superior popularity to the royal family.

“If it means making my horrid British royal family look bad and less popular, we’re doing it. This is why we set up the Vindictive Games. It’s a place for some serious photo ops and Netflix filming at the expense of manipulated and used wounded veterans. I had one guy come up to me, he had both his legs blown off in Afghanistan. I immediately saw this as a great opportunity and called over the Netflix film crew and photographers,” Harry guffawed loudly during a BBC interview.

After the photo event, the couple get back in their private jet and fly back to Montecito, flush with funds earned from their sordid endeavours. Apparently, the Vindictive Games extravaganza occurs every fucking year.

“Yes, Harry pops his balding ginger head out every year for the publicity event called the Vindictive Games. William could not organise an event like this, and Harry is very proud of it. It’s a great venue for virtue signalling and being vindictive towards the royal family, as well as a good earner for the couple. Harry and Meghan get all the front page news while the royals are still stooped over their brandy at Balmoral,” a publicity agent revealed on Thursday.

Here’s to next year’s Vindictive Games, and the year after that, and the year after that …ad infinitum.

 

Doh! Millions Given to French Didn’t Stop Illegal Boat Crossings

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The MSM and Rishi Sunak are so naive that it’s truly laughable. Did anyone actually think throwing away £438 odd million of UK taxpayer’s money to the French would actually stop the illegal boat crossings coming over the Channel? As soon as the ridiculous sum was announced by Fishy Rishi we knew it was a load of old codswallop.

The French are partying with the cash as we write this, they are enjoying gourmet meals at Michelin rated restaurants and drinking the finest wines, all with the UK taxpayer’s money thrown away so complacently by Sunak and his dumb government.

The boats keep coming day after day, and the 4-star hotels are all full of young lascivious men stalking the town’s and villages looking for English girls to fuck.

There is no moral stance to any of this, and there should be no needless outrage either, it is what it is. Of course, the Sunak mess could acquire some form of hubris to actually do something like what the Squib suggested, but these timid useless idiots do not have the guts or gall to do anything of substance like towing illegal boats back to French waters; bringing out the Navy, or dumping the ECHR/ECJ which is ruling over the flaccid Brexit that never really happened.

To our French friends, you did the right thing, you took the money from the idiots and you enjoyed yourselves. Who can blame our French friends for exercising their joie de vivre? You must be commended, applauded and maybe given millions more to enjoy yourselves. Les Rosbifs, simply do not have the necessary amount of les couilles to do anything of any value.

And from there, or from here, who cares mes amis? The Fishy Rishi and his greasy hair is a stooge, a bobbing head in a swamp of merde with nowhere to go but down. Glug! He swallow da shit from the assholes of British voters, because they will now vote Labour, or cease to vote altogether.

In a year or so — nothing — as usual will have been achieved and the newly instated Labour government will bring back the EU fully into the fold, and there will be no need for boats, just ferries. Come over, anyone who wants to come board from Calais, and land at Dover, simple!

…et par ailleurs, le pape est Catholique.

Pizza Officially Recognised as a Religion

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Eating a good pizza can be a life changing spiritual experience. You know when you eat a good pizza, and it’s usually made by an Italian master pizza chef. Of course, not every pizza is made equal, and as much as you can get a wonderful delicious crispy pizza, you can also get an unholy greasy stodgy pizza. For many across the globe, the pizza is definitely classed as a religion because they can be utterly life-changing.

Indeed, many different cultures adhere to the pizza religion in different ways; for example, the Americans like deep dish pizzas with heart attack levels of cheese and grease on their pies. The Brits generally follow what the Americans do, but the Italians are true Pizza Orthodox followers and the originators of this remarkable dish.

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A religious pizza ceremony takes place at the Cathedral di Pizza. Napoli, Italia, December 25, 2022

The Cathedral of Pizza is located in Naples, Italy, and here, many followers of the pizza religion flock every year to pay their respects to the Saints of Pizza and to be anointed by the Pizza Priests at the Cathedral di Pizza.

“I come here every day to pay my respects and pray to our beloved Pizza of Life, Pizza Messiah, ‘Lord Quattro Stagioni’ he made the best pizza ever made and could even cure illnesses with his pizza,” Giovanni Bertrums, from Tuscany, Italy revealed.

The Holy Quattro Stagioni pizza is preserved and encased in the Cathedral di Pizza where pilgrims flock in their thousands daily to see the religious artefact. In 2021, a man tried to steal the Holy Pizza from its casing but was thankfully arrested before he could take a bite.

According to the Pizza religion’s scriptures, followers are granted an eternity of eating their favourite pizza after they die, but only if they pass the Great Pizza Test when they get to the Pizza Gates of Heaven and adhere to the Ten Commandments of Pizza during their lives on earth.

Holy Pizza Reverend, Dante Formaggi, is today officiating a pizza ceremony to cure a man from his leprosy. The intricate ritual lasts for two and a half hours, and involves four extra large Diavola pizzas with plenty of spicy salami. After eating copious amounts of pizza, the priests listen out for the holy burp as they hold the man down, where his face is slapped five times with a pizza slice. He is then dunked head-first into a tub of marinara sauce.

“It is a miracle of pizza! The man has been cured of his leprosy. Praise the pizza saints who have granted this wonderful miracle to take place today! You have been healed of your leprosy. Before your face looked like pizza, but now you look like a man again. Praise be to the Giver of Pizza our Lord Quattro Stagione,” the reverend proclaimed before eating the last slice of pizza and burping loudly in satisfaction.

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A man is cured of his leprosy during the Pizza religious ceremony.

Escaped Iranian Spy Could Be Cast as Next James Bond

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The Iranian spy, Daniel Khalife, who escaped from a supposed maximum security jail, could be cast as the next James Bond, producers from Eon Productions have revealed.

“I mean, his escape was exactly how James Bond would have done it. What a feat. Right under the noses of the idiots who think they are prison officers. Well, it seems the Keystone Cops have finally caught the fellow, we are still hiring, and he’s fucking hired. Forget about all those other ponces who are trying to get the job, we want real spies with balls, not effete luvvie poseurs,” Rhubarb Broccoli, Cubby Broccoli’s nephew, revealed in Film Weekly.

According to reports from the shamed HMP Wandsworth prison, the Iranian spy crafted a makeshift belt from scraps and sneaked under a food truck from the kitchens, where he hoisted himself under the vehicle as it drove straight out the prison gates.

“James Bond has been played by an Australian, Scotsman, Irishman, Englishman and now why not an Iranian?” Broccoli added.

The next eagerly awaited James Bond film will probably be another woke, humourless mess, but isn’t every film released these days. It is to be expected as the entire industry has succumbed to the Marxist woke cult that is destroying the film business from the inside.

It’s a Great Brexit, Innit? UK Ruled by EURO 6 ULEZ Standards and ECHR

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You may moan about the £12.50 ULEZ charges brought in by the crafty shister Labour mayor which will bankrupt many people and cause possible civil unrest, but first look at the source of this travesty. Yes, it’s the fucking EU, an evil soviet collectivist construct borne from the puckered anus of Soviet East Germany. The EU really took off just after the Berlin Wall fell and all the Stasi officers were recruited as EU officials. Frau Merkel, was one of the many. Brexit is only a word, staunchly under the yoke of the EU which ultimately dictates what the UK can and cannot do.

What about UK’s borders? Fishy Rishi hands over millions to Macron, so he can spend it on anything he wants, other than stopping the boats full of illegal economic migrants coming to the UK to be put up in a 4-star hotel and pampered. The UK is thus still ruled by the ECHR, and has absolutely no power to even protect its own borders. Brexit never really happened because we are effectively still controlled and dictated to by unelected bodies from the EU Soviet Politburo — the EU Commission.

Ask a European citizen to even name one member of the EU Commission, and many will not know. This is the secretive communist power of the EU, which dictates its tin-pot Stasi rules to all the poor fuckers who are living blind, unquestioning lives under the EU. It is truly a sad thing to see the previously wonderful countries of Europe now tied down to collectivist, protectionist racketeers making trillions off their serfs. Feudalism, it seems, is making a come-back.

Expect your plumber, tradesman or whatever to now add on £12.50 to every job per day. If you have a six-week building job, the extra ULEZ £12.50 per day will certainly add a hefty amount onto the price. The same goes for all commodities delivered to shops.

But that’s not all, the EU Euro 6 Standard is also a precursor to the planned pay-per-mile scheme which was first proposed by the EU and is now going to be implemented across the UK once the ULEZ cameras are all installed. By using a ruse for ‘cleaner air’ the spy cameras will track all vehicles, including electric. If you think you have it easy with an electric vehicle, you are wrong because you will be charged per mile as well.

There was never a Brexit, and it will only get worse when Labour wins the election. Not only will they go on a profligate spending spree, bankrupting Britain further, but they will pretty much increase the EU’s octopus grip over this cash cow country. That’s what the UK was to the EU — a big fat, juicy cash cow.

The Potent Bite of Juvenalian Satire: Unmasking the Daily Squib

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Satire has been a powerful tool throughout history, enabling writers and artists to critique society and its follies with humour and wit. One of the most biting and enduring forms of satire is Juvenalian satire, named after the Roman satirist Juvenal, known for its uncompromising and often harsh criticism. We shall explore the historical roots of Juvenalian satire and its enduring power, focusing on modern examples like the Daily Squib to illustrate its relevance and influence.

Juvenalian Satire: A Historical Overview

Juvenalian satire, characterised by its fierce indignation and moral outrage, traces its roots back to the works of Juvenal, who lived during the 1st and 2nd centuries AD.

Juvenal’s satires, especially his “Satires” (or “Satirae”), are quintessential examples of this form.

Panem et circenses – Bread and circuses

Through his poetry, Juvenal took aim at the decadence, corruption, and hypocrisy of Roman society, often using biting sarcasm and invective.

Difficile est saturam non scribere – It is difficult not to write satire

Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” is indeed a classic example of British satirical literature. In his essay, Swift employs biting irony and dark humour to draw attention to the dire conditions faced by the Irish under British rule. While he suggests the absurd idea of selling and eating children as a means to alleviate poverty and hunger, his true intention is not to advocate for such a horrific practice, but to shed light on the tragic realities of Irish life during that period.

Swift’s proposal serves as a stark commentary on the callousness of the British ruling class towards the suffering of the Irish population.

By presenting such a shocking and morally reprehensible solution, Swift forces his readers to confront the underlying issues of colonial exploitation, poverty, and famine. His satire is a powerful tool to expose the systemic injustices faced by the Irish people.

John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, was another prominent satirist of his time, although his style and themes differed from Swift’s. Rochester was known for his libertine lifestyle, characterised by excessive indulgence in pleasure and disregard for societal norms. His writings often took aim at conformity, rationalism, and the stifling conventions of his era.

Rochester’s satires were provocative and challenged the moral and social constraints of his time. His works celebrated individualism and freedom, often pushing the boundaries of decency and politeness. While Rochester’s writings were not as politically charged as Swift’s, they were still a form of social critique, targeting the oppressive norms and values of his society.

It is worth noting that Rochester’s lifestyle and personal excesses ultimately led to his early death at the age of 33 due to complications arising from alcoholism and venereal diseases. His life and writings exemplify the tension between individualism and societal expectations, and his works continue to be studied for their contributions to satire and libertine literature.

Despite their different approaches, both writers used satire to critique the injustices and hypocrisies of their times, leaving a lasting impact on the world of literature and social commentary.

One of the many misconceptions about satire is that it has to be “funny”. This is certainly not the case with Juvenalian satire.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchers?

One example of this is George Orwell’s dystopian masterpiece novel “1984”. The novel used dark humour and biting critique to expose the dangers of totalitarianism and the manipulation of truth.

Through the lens of a dystopian society ruled by The Party, Orwell warns us about the erosion of individual freedoms, the suppression of truth, and the power of authoritarian regimes. If we look at Orwell’s prophetic novel today, it is almost as if the leaders and controllers of the world used his novel as a textbook.

We now have extreme levels of Soviet-style hyper-sensitive political correctness, otherwise called Wokism. Cancel Culture, and intense levels of censorship where anything the state does not deem correct to its totalitarian view is labelled as “hate speech”, a catch-all term that could describe anything.

As readers, we are reminded of the importance of critical thinking, freedom of expression, and the preservation of truth in a world where these values can be easily threatened. “1984” serves as a timeless reminder that Juvenalian satire can be a potent weapon against the encroachments of tyranny and oppression, urging us to remain vigilant guardians of our liberties.

Juvenalian satire has since evolved but retained its core essence: a ruthless exposé of societal vices and follies. This form of satire is not meant to amuse but to provoke introspection and change, making it a potent instrument of social critique.

The Daily Squib: A Modern Juvenalian Satire

One contemporary example of Juvenalian satire is the Daily Squib, a satirical news website that serves as a scathing commentary on current events and political absurdities. Founded in 2007, the Daily Squib employs biting humour and exaggeration to lampoon politicians, celebrities, and the media.

The website’s relentless satire spares no one. It exposes the hypocrisy, incompetence, and questionable ethics of those in power. Whether it is politicians embroiled in scandals or sensationalist media coverage, the Daily Squib takes no prisoners. In doing so, it mirrors Juvenalian satire’s unapologetic approach to social critique.

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The Power of Juvenalian Satire

Juvenalian satire remains a potent force because it dares to speak the uncomfortable truths society often avoids. Here are some of the ways in which it wields its power:

Exposing Hypocrisy: Juvenalian satire has the ability to unmask the hypocrisy of individuals and institutions. By exaggerating their actions and statements, it forces the audience to confront the double standards and insincerity that may pervade society.

Holding Power Accountable: Satirists like the Daily Squib play a crucial role in holding those in power accountable for their actions. Through humour and mockery, they shine a spotlight on political corruption, unethical behaviour, and abuses of authority.

Promoting Critical Thinking: Juvenalian satire encourages critical thinking by challenging conventional wisdom and questioning societal norms. It prompts audiences to reevaluate their beliefs and values, fostering a more discerning and engaged citizenry.

Venting Frustration: In a world filled with frustration and disillusionment, Juvenalian satire provides an outlet for people’s anger and discontent. It gives voice to their grievances and offers catharsis through humour and wit.

Sparking Change: Perhaps the most significant power of Juvenalian satire is its potential to bring about change. By exposing societal flaws and injustices, it can galvanise individuals and communities to take action and demand reform.

Juvenalian satire, with its uncompromising critique and fearless mockery, remains a powerful and relevant force in the realm of social commentary. From its origins in the works of Juvenal to modern incarnations like the Daily Squib, this form of satire continues to challenge societal norms, expose hypocrisy, and provoke thought.

In an age where truth and integrity are often questioned, Juvenalian satire plays a vital role in holding those in power accountable and inspiring change. It reminds us that laughter can be a potent weapon against the excesses and injustices of society, and it encourages us to look beyond the surface to uncover the uncomfortable truths lurking beneath.

Man Praises STI Dating App Hinder For Giving Him Genital Warts

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STI Dating app Hinder, which has 75 million users, has been going from strength to strength, spreading sexually transmitted infections to millions of users globally. One 23-year-old man has publicly praised Hinder for giving him Super Gonorrhoea and suppurating genital warts as large as walnuts.

The TikTok star even showed off his walnut sized genital warts before milking them of green puss into a bucket, explaining his gruelling daily regimen.

“Thanks to Hinder, I now carry this shit around like luggage. There’s no known cure, so I have to sit here every day for three hours milking my bulging genital wart walnuts. I also have acquired HIV and Herpes from using the dating app. I’m proud of my condition, and I still rarely use a condom,” J.R Hartley, 23, a milkman from Leeds, told his 35,000 TikTok fans.

Last year, over 45,000 Hinder app users died from their conditions, but such is the efficacy of these dating apps for population control that Bill Gates himself praised the app.

“I love these dating apps because they spread disease and viruses very fast, and most of the stuff is incurable. Most STIs are immune to antibiotics these days. It’s a great tool for population control, and we want more of these people to be as promiscuous as possible. Eventually, and hopefully many will expire, and it’s all down to their lifestyle dictated by these apps.”

Hinder’s CEO, Tuborg Urethra, praised his app for reducing the population.

“These idiots are so base that they pay me large amounts of their own money to effectively hinder and lower their life expectancy. Last year’s revenue alone nearly reached 40 billion dollars, and we hope to have another bumper year. Thank you fuckers, by the way, keep spreading that shit around, it’s a win-win situation for us.”