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“I Will Cripple You!” British Farmers Need to Follow US Dockworkers Technique

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When a vindictive, venal, nasty anti-business government wants to kill off generational British farmers and their farms, the only option left is to fight with as much dirt and below the belt nastiness as the Labour government treats farmers. This is why farmers need to take a look at the hardcore actions proposed by US dockworkers recently led by a well-connected goodfella union boss. Their threats of strikes and retribution made the authorities and companies involved back down in less than a week.

‘We don’t need them!’ ex-Tony Blair aide sticks the boot into farmers – ‘Do to them what Thatcher did to miners’

The main crops that are grown by British farmers are wheat, barley, oats, potatoes, sugar beets, fruits and vegetables. The livestock that is raised include poultry, pigs, cattle and sheep. Wheat is the major crop in the UK. The total area of agricultural holdings is about 41.6 million acres (16.8 million hectares), of which about a third are arable and most of the rest is grassland. During the growing season about 72% of the arable area is cereal crops, and of the cereal crop area, more than 57% is wheat.

The first week of the British farmers striking, it will be all over the news, but mainly ignored or dismissed as nonsense by the Labour controlled media.

The second week of the strike, supermarkets will start reporting shortages in milk, flour, cheese, eggs, fruit, vegetables and meat. Restaurants will start shutting down and firing their staff. Supermarkets will start to consider closing some stores.

The third week of the British farmers striking, empty shelves will be a normal sight, and so will be looting of stores that still have something on their shelves. Supermarkets will be forced to close most of their stores and sack thousands of staff. Some supermarkets will try to source food from abroad, but the cost will be prohibitive to consumers and cause more looting. With little supply and huge demand, food inflation will skyrocket.

The fourth week, the stock market will crash along with the pound sterling. The bond market will go crazy, raising the inflation rate to new heights never before seen. Keir Starmer’s ailing and incompetent, ignorant government will have to consider introducing food rationing to the population.

The fifth week – civil unrest. Riots and mass looting of little of what is left in the shops start across major cities. The police are deployed with minimal effect. People who live pay cheque to pay cheque now have absolutely nothing left and despair sets in. More businesses that held out for this long go under. The crippling carnage continues…you want a fucking Christmas turkey? Tough, you’ll be boiling your shoes to chew on the leather instead.

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British farmers should be treated with the utmost respect and dignity they deserve, not like fucking gangsters or criminals, as the Labour administration are doing right now.

If Labour does not reverse their punitive inheritance tax actions, British farmers need to do something about it, or they will not survive. The Labour taxation attacks are there to kill off farming, and there is no other option for farmers left right now than to fight for their very survival.

Never give up, never stop, and never fear. What have British farmers got to lose now, seeing as they are set to lose everything they own to the Labour tax man anyway? You’ve got nothing to lose now.

NEVER STOP! NEVER FEAR! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

RITA BOOKE: Why Young Gen Z Fans Like Me Are Swooning Over the Daily Squib Anthology?

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Since we flew the nest, my older brother Alex and I have been eyeing the Daily Squib Anthology on the publisher’s website. Recently, our parents said if we wanted a copy, we could take a few each; we have been fighting like toddlers ever since.

So now she’s threatening to buy even more copies – including a Daily Squib t-shirt – written into her will. She won’t say whether she’s joking or not.

Why the fierce rivalry? For us 20-somethings, the fantastic, biting satire in the DS Anthology is the ultimate status symbol.

I’ve always been obsessed – when I was a tot, Mum would unleash me in WHsmith’s like a truffle pig so adept was I at spotting the book on the shelf – and now it’s taken over TikTok, with influencers posting their #DailySquib hauls and screaming manically over any new collections.

At the weekend, social media was filled with videos of six-hour queues outside the book’s publisher sale in Crambospavvy, Norfolk. Exhausted influencers jostled for the Daily Squib Anthology and gleefully claimed it was ‘worth it’, as police herded the middle-class hordes outside.

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YouTuber Constance Noring from Northamptonshire posted a TikTok video of herself cooking dinner – with her battered well-read copy of the Daily Squib Anthology (costing £17.95) at the forefront

It wasn’t just the middle-aged elbowing their way to the front. For my image-obsessed generation, there’s nothing like haemorrhaging £17.95 on a satire anthology. It’s the definition of ‘quiet luxury’. Those in the know can spot its unfussy but distinct aesthetic.

The Daily Squib’s homogenous book design means you only need to choose the book. It’s an easy way to say ‘I have taste’ without actually needing to have any. I once agreed to a date just because he handed me a drink in a Daily Squib mug at a house party. I barely noticed his face.

If you’re properly middle-class, you inherit your Daily Squib Anthology, but you can easily rectify this by loading up on your own. This kind of social mobility can be bought at Curtis Press. But real fans look for second-hand pieces; with slightly battered edges, you can feign generational wealth and class.

The quality of the Daily Squib Anthology is seductive, too. Its classic, black and white books stand the test of time, and the satire transcends any form of wokeness or socialist tantrums after losing elections to Trump.

With the zeitgeist turning away from wokeness in all its forms, investing in something practical but beautiful feels more justifiable than buying another shitty woke book written by some BBC or MSNBC celebriturd.

None of us can afford houses, after all, so why not cheer up our flat shares by spending any deposit money on an anti-woke Juvenalian satire anthology?

So, I can’t say I’m surprised at all those hopefuls queuing up at the publisher’s warehouse. I just can’t believe I missed it.

UPDATE 2025: THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY IS NOW DOWN TO ONLY A FEW REMAINING COPIES IN PRINT. YOU CAN PURCHASE ONE OF THE LAST SIGNED COPIES HERE.

Anti-Business Rachel Reeves Causes Shops to Close Early and Fire Staff

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Marxists like Rachel Reeves, the ignorant low-IQ anti-business Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer are too stupid to know that their arrogant and illogical policies are not compatible with running businesses or an economy, but that’s to be expected from a socialist government.

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”

UK HIGH STREET SHOPS LABOUR

News from the High Street is that there is no fucking High Street any more.

Shops and businesses are now set to close early, and open for fewer days in a week. Many retail businesses are now also firing large swathes of their staff just to stay afloat as the ridiculous policies of Labour eat into their finances.

What can we expect for another five years of this utter, utter miserable shit from Labour?

UK SHOPPING CENTRE UNDER LABOUR GOVERNMENT

Well, it’s a no-brainer, prepare for many businesses to either go under or barely hang on trading.

With farmers in the Labour shit pile as well, restaurants and supermarkets will feel the heat as well due to shortages in farm goods.

Empty High Streets, empty supermarket shelves, and lots of empty pockets. It’s a Labour anti-business communist wet dream come true. Rachel Reeves soaks her crusty panties at the mere thought of it all.

Never Forget the Fallen on Remembrance Sunday

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Remembrance Sunday commemorates the contribution of British and Commonwealth military and civilian servicemen and women in the two World Wars and later conflicts. It is held on the second Sunday in November (the Sunday nearest to 11 November, Armistice Day, the anniversary of the end of hostilities in World War I in 1918).

Sacrifice for the country may be something that is alien to much of the youth of today, but in the past there was camaraderie, bravery, honour and service in protecting the realm.

Today, King Charles will be joined at the National Service of Remembrance by other members of the Royal Family, including the Prince and Princess of Wales.

The King will lay the first wreath on behalf of the UK at the Cenotaph. He will be followed by Prince William and Princess Anne, then Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer and the country’s other political leaders.

Members of the armed forces, including veterans of World War II, will then lay their wreaths.

Services will be held in almost every town and city across the UK – with some of the biggest gatherings expected in Belfast, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Plymouth, Liverpool and Manchester.

Woodbridge Suffolk UK November 26 2021: Red poppy wreaths laid on a war memorial in remembrance of war dead, Suffolk UK
Red poppy wreaths laid on a war memorial in remembrance of war dead, Suffolk

The Princess of Wales will be watching on from the balcony of the Foreign Office.

Veterans have spent the morning gathering near the Guards Memorial on the Horse Guards Parade ahead of the Royal British Legion’s March Past the Cenotaph, ahead of the March Past the Cenotaph.

The two-minute silence will begin at 11:00 when Big Ben will chime to signal the start of the two-minute silence. A cannon blast from the Horse Guards Parade, accompanied by a bugler playing the Last Post, will mark its conclusion.

Armistice Day will follow on Monday, commemorating those who died in the Great War, World War I.

 

MESSAGE TO TRUMP: Start With Firing Woke Teachers and Educators

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If you want to change America for the better, you have to start with education. It seems, the entire education system of America through to universities have been infiltrated by the woke Marxists, and the only way to change this system of political indoctrination is to take these people out, to ban them from ever entering an educational establishment, to purge the entire system state by state of woke teachers.

Parasitic woke infiltration

The entire curriculum for schools needs to be reversed back to classical styles of traditional teaching and subjects, however the most important element is that the Marxists need to be removed completely. Woke communist ideology pervades over the entire system and this is the ideological engine of any nation — education!

Teach objectivity, logic, philosophy, natural sciences, art, architecture, poetry, drama, and history to children, removing the woke LGBTQP trans race-baiting indoctrination that is so pervasive in schools today. Pliable children who are susceptible to influence are being taught and groomed to become homosexual and to mutilate their bodies through intensive transexual indoctrination.

Bring back childhood

Kids need to have a childhood again, and not have transgender gay propaganda shoved down their throats constantly by activists masquerading as teachers. These people committing these crimes are not teachers, they are Saul Alinsky acolytes and Marxist agents embedded in the education system. The woke programmers and groomers, who call themselves “teachers” are an evil pestilence that needs to be completely eradicated, and criminalised for what they are doing to children by sexualising them.

Education

If you really want to change a nation, any nation, you have to start where everything begins — education, schools, universities.

Education is the foundation of every nation, and without a solid foundation, you’re just building on quicksand.

President Trump, do this, and you will be remembered and praised for generations to come as one of the greatest reforming presidents the United States of America has ever seen.

Will this urgent message get through somehow to Trump or someone in his administration, we don’t know? Who the fuck are we anyway, but at least we tried?

UPDATE – 12 NOVEMBER

Looks like Trump is already on point with the woke Marxist problem in education. Sincerely hope he goes through with it right to the end.

Trump Win: Hope Now For Fight Against Global Woke Communism?

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Before the US election, things were looking very grim, very grim indeed. America and the world was facing another four years of global woke communism that would have invariably seeped into all other countries. The UK has been taken over by Marxists already, and is at its lowest point in national moral as well as economic wellbeing in decades, with the highest tax burden in known history.

Global Woke Communism (GWC)

The Don will naturally concentrate most of his efforts on domestic issues, but the good thing about him is that he also has a global vision as well, and this is the key battleground in the fight against global woke communism.

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The woke communist American vision of the Democrats

First though, Trump needs to obviously clean up house in the good ol’ USA, and hopefully the corrupt swamp won’t get him bogged down, simply because the swamp is a very treacherous place, and it is quite fluid, as it can move around, avoiding the Trump attacks on its person.

Before the election, we here at the Squib were very cynical about the chances of Trump winning, especially after the dodgy previous US election in 2020 where the Democrats installed a senile puppet to extend their communist agenda. We had stipulated that Trump would have to gain votes way above the level of fraudulent Democrat votes to win, because it was obvious that the Dem swamp had all bases covered.

Trump needs to do a lot of firing to cleanse the United States government of entrenched and embedded woke communist agents. The civil service, federal agencies, departments, everything, need to be cleaned out of idealogical communist agents and activists who have infiltrated the system.

Once America has been purged, then it is time to move on to the rest of the globe, but the fight starts initially in the USA, and Trump will hopefully be the true arbiter of change.

 

Y’all Ready For the Terrible Reign of Trump 2.0?

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Be sure to be in your safe space if you are triggered easily, and don’t forget to reinforce your pronouns by chanting them out loud as you hear the far away strains of a Trump speech emanating from the television in the other room. Get ready for Trump 2.0 because this time, the gloves will be off.

Lower gas prices. Yep, you read that right, the terrible president Trump will lower gas prices across the USA. This is what you feared all along, and it’s going to affect everyone. No one will be exempt from this horrible fate.

Lower grocery prices. With lower gas prices, that means it’s cheaper to deliver stuff to shops, therefore the run-off from that means lower grocery prices. How on earth can you live with such an awful, grotesque thing like inflation dropping once again from the insane Biden years? It’s so bad, you might have to leave the country.

More money for you. With the cost of living being lowered, this means you will have more money in your pocket and will be able to save for a vacation or a new car, or whatever you want. How awful is that? Shoot yourself in the fucking head, this is a hellish tragedy that Trump has brought upon you.

Less illegal migrants. Sure, not all illegal migrants are criminals, but some of them are, therefore the fewer of these people coming into the USA will mean less crime. If you don’t spend trillions of dollars on illegal migrants like Joe Biden was doing, where does that money go to? It goes to you silly, the US taxpayer. How awful and nasty is that?

Safety for women. Well, this is the worst part of all about Trump 2.0. You won’t get some guy wearing a dress and makeup with a large, straining, erect cock hanging around women’s toilets and changing rooms. How bad is that? Real women will have their own toilets and showers back, and things will be safer for them.

Women’s sport. This is a no-brainer. Women will have their sports back again, and not have to compete against some muscle-bound dude who says he identifies as a woman. Imagine the horror of such a thing as that?

Etc, etc…

What it Means to be On the Interpol Wanted List and How to Get Off it

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Being on the Interpol wanted list can have serious consequences for your life, restricting your freedom of movement and creating reputational and legal risks. Interpol coordinates the international exchange of information about people who are suspected or accused of committing serious crimes. This can lead to detention and the initiation of extradition proceedings when crossing borders. In this article, we will look at what it means to be on the Interpol wanted list and what steps to take to get off it.

What is the Interpol Wanted list?

The Interpol Wanted list is a database used to coordinate the efforts of law enforcement agencies from different countries in the search for suspects or those accused of committing serious crimes.

This database contains information about internationally wanted persons and serves as a tool for the rapid exchange of data between Interpol member countries. One of the main elements of this list is the Red Notice, which contains information about the person, details of the charge or crime, and a request for possible detention and extradition.

A Red Notice is not an arrest warrant, but is perceived as a request to law enforcement agencies in other countries to detain a person for further consideration. Being included on this list can have serious consequences, including restrictions on freedom of movement and the risk of detention when crossing borders.

INTERPOL Global Complex in Singapore

What does it mean to be on the Interpol wanted list?

Being on the Interpol wanted list means that the law enforcement authorities of a certain country have requested the international community to find, detain and, if possible, extradite a person suspected or accused of committing a serious crime. This may include the issuance of a red notice, which is one of Interpol’s tools for coordinating actions between member countries.

Being on this list can mean serious consequences, such as restrictions on freedom of movement, risk of detention when crossing international borders, and potential damage to business reputation.

Although a red notice is not an arrest warrant, many countries respond to it as a formal request to detain an individual.

How to get off the Interpol list?

Removing your name from the Interpol’s most wanted list is a complex process that requires a careful legal approach.

The first step is to contact an experienced lawyer or an Interpol red notice law firm that specializes in international law and cases related to Interpol. The lawyer will assess the validity of adding your name to the list and check whether it is in line with the Interpol charter.

The next step is to submit a formal request to the INTERPOL’s Commission for the Control of Files (CCF). This request should clearly set out the arguments proving that the inclusion of your name in the list is unlawful or based on politically motivated or other unlawful grounds. The lawyer will also prepare relevant evidence and documents to prove your innocence or refute the allegations.

It is important to keep in constant contact with your legal representative to keep abreast of the progress of the case and to respond in a timely manner to any requests from Interpol or the Commission.

Professional support will help not only to remove your name from the list, but also to minimize the consequences of being on it, protecting your freedom of movement and reputation.

Is it possible to remove your name from Interpol?

Yes, it is possible to remove your name from Interpol’s most wanted list, but the process is complicated and requires a professional approach. The main way to remove your name is to apply to the Interpol File Control Commission (CCF), which reviews complaints and decides whether the data entry is in line with the organization’s charter. The grounds for removal may include misconduct, politically motivated accusations, or lack of sufficient evidence for a search.

It is important that the process is accompanied by an experienced lawyer who can collect the necessary evidence, prepare a reasoned request and represent your interests. A professional will ensure that your rights are protected and that the procedure is carried out in accordance with international law.

Although the process of de-listing can take time, a successful resolution of the issue allows you to lift travel restrictions, restore your reputation and avoid the risks associated with detention and extradition.

What’s next?

If you find out that your name is on the INTERPOL Most Wanted List, the following steps are critical to protecting your rights and reputation. Firstly, you need to contact a qualified lawyer who specializes in international law and issues related to Interpol.

Specialist Dmytro Konovalenko will help you assess the situation, develop a defense strategy and prepare a request to the Commission for the Control of Files (CCF) to review your case.

After submitting the request, it is important to keep in touch with a lawyer to monitor the progress of the review and respond in a timely manner to any additional requests or comments from Interpol. Professional support will help not only to ensure legal protection but also to minimize the consequences of your being on the most wanted list.

Bonus Good News For American Men – Unhinged Batsh*t Crazy Liberal Women Going Celibate

Sometimes good news comes in floods of joy and happiness, and this is the case for American men as the batshit crazy, deranged blue-haired pierced and heavily tattooed liberal narcissistic women who voted for Kamala Harris have vowed to go celibate and abstain from men. It’s double plus good news for the gene pool as these selfish, entitled, mentally ill, attention seeking harridans won’t thankfully reproduce.

“For men, this makes things easier by taking psycho hose beasts out of the equation, only leaving the good women. The Trump win has truly been a wondrous event, as it effectively cleanses America of the shitty things, and brings back some form of goodness and purity to the country,” a college student from Nebraska revealed.

These liberal women have been so ideologically brainwashed and mentally damaged by the Kamala Harris campaign that they are going on TikTok to publicly display their total and utter shameful, demoralised mental conditions of utter indignity to everyone.

The ironic thing is, these dumbos only sleep with liberal men who voted for Kamala as well, so they’re taking them out of the gene pool too — triple fucking bonus.

No need for your much-loved right to have abortions any more — quadruple fucking bonus!!!

Foreign Secretary David Lammy: “Trump is Woman-Hating Nazi Sociopath”

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How about negotiating a trade deal with an angry black man who wants the UK and USA to pay £18 trillion in slave reparations, or someone who has publicly called you a woman-hating Nazi scum sociopath who is a threat to Western civilisation? Well, Labour foreign secretary, David Lammy is such a character, and he hates Trump with every pore in his body.

US-UK Special Relationship?

The Labour Party tried everything to stop Trump being elected, and even sent a team of over 100 socialist Labour Party activists to America during the last weeks of the campaign in order to derail and sabotage Trump’s chances. This element of hatred for Trump could even have been classified as foreign election interference.

Labour has ruined decades of a special relationship with the USA, and PM Keir Starmer has vehemently defended his appointee for foreign secretary David Lammy, even though he hates Trump so much, he would gladly see him shot by a firing squad.

Surrendered Strategic Island to China

David Lammy, who hates British colonial legacies, gave away a crucial strategic British territory, the Chagos Islands, with a US Air Force base on it to Mauritius, who are heavily aligned with China through the Belt and Road Initiative.

Sweat Stains

Who knows how Trump and his team will feel about dealing with some angry anti-white Marxist-leaning black man from the UK coming to Washington D.C. and sweating all over the White House couch?

According to many parliamentarians, David Lammy also smells foul, especially during the summer months. His sweaty body odour is allegedly so intoxicating that many retch into their handkerchiefs when within a few feet of him. If one gets too close, your eyes start watering.

As for trade tariffs? Because of the current Labour government in charge, we can expect tariffs that will cost the UK economy £25 billion per year.

Here’s to Labour’s foreign diplomacy efforts in the USA…