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Brexit Never Happened Anyway – Labour EU Union Was Inevitable

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The squandered chance to break away from the EU was a symptom of our times, as the much taunted Brexit never really happened. Through cowardice and laziness as well as a lack of creativity, there was no Brexit. Boris Johnson who wasted a massive mandate was more interested in the Number 10 wallpaper and was the one who brought in Net Zero because of his insidious newly acquired young mistress who controlled his mind and willy with great expertise. Douglas Carswell, the brainchild and visionary of the Vote Leave project, immediately left for America after the EU Referendum was won, and in doing so left a rudderless ship full of fumbling idiots with no idea what to do next. Nigel Farage was an establishment outsider, but was too late to come into the parliamentary game, and now that Labour are in, Reform is too ineffectual and too late to do much.

Britain has been under the EU yoke for decades, and has thus forgotten how to govern itself, how to make its own laws, and how to rule the waves again. When one adds in the sheer laziness of those who supposedly lead this country, then one can understand why it is easier for parliamentarians to let others rule over the country and make the laws.

Brexit was supposed to secure the borders, but under Theresa May, Boris Johnson, and Rishi Sunak over 15 million migrants were allowed into the UK. Last year alone, the Tories let in over 906,000 unskilled migrants from the Third World. That alone is proof that Brexit never happened. The ECHR and ECJ rule over this country, and the EU still has complete control over our borders and trade laws. Many of Britain’s laws were all created by the EU, and were never scrubbed.

The illegal migrant Channel crossings could have been stopped on day one if the British government had any fucking balls, but they don’t any more. The prison doors had been opened by Brexit, but in reality the indoctrination and fear of actual freedom was too scary for many as they peeked out into the light. It was better to slink back into the safety of the EU prison, to the safety of slavery and loss of sovereignty because Britain had become institutionalised after decades of EU indoctrination. Towing the boats back to France would have sufficed, but the cowardice within the establishment was too evident, and this is why millions upon millions of people are now in the UK, and they are here to stay using up all our resources.

No one should be surprised about Keir Starmer wanting to reset relations with the EU or giving away the tiny bit of sovereignty we have left. Absolutely no surprises, because it was all inevitable.

The old British fierceness and fucking fire has disappeared. There is no lion there, it’s more of a fucking donkey being pulled by a master. Britain, after decades of woke indoctrination is a castrated demoralised nation, those swinging balls have been lopped off and discarded into a medical waste bin and incinerated.

Brexit never really happened — there should not be one single iota of surprise that all the EU had to do was to wait a little bit for the idiots to officially come back running to them with a big fucking begging bowl. Starmer will now hand over everything back to the EU on a silver platter, and the Tories and Labour will all sigh with relief.

Bend over the table, Starmer and spread those cheeks far and wide.

“Comrades, Labour is Banning Democracy by Banning Local Elections”

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Commissar Angela Rayner has announced that the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain is banning local elections because they are seen as a democratic threat to the communist rule of the country.

Banning local elections

“If you think about protesting the banning of democracy in the UK, might I remind you what happened in Tiananmen Square in China in the 1990s. As Labour is aligned with our comrades in China, along with the CCP, we too will crack down on any form of dissent. You saw what Comrade Starmer did to the people during the riots in the summer, well, this time it will be even worse.

“My red ginge minge can get very angry, and it has a voracious appetite, so watch out. You don’t want to get on my bad side. It’ll eat you up.

“Well, that’s enough about my chuff, I’m really serious about this. We are being threatened by democracy, so we’re stopping local elections until the Reform Party is deleted from existence. Remember comrades, elections are democratic. Yuck!”

INGSOC ORDER 498802221A-YH

CITIZEN AMY RICHARDS, 9, OF PERRYWELL CRESCENT, RADLETT, HERTFORDSHIRE WILL BE REWARDED WITH TWO USED LOLLYPOPS AND A TURNIP FOR REPORTING FOUR TEACHERS AND HER OWN FATHER TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR THOUGHTCRIMES AGAINST THE STATE. THE CRIMINALS WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. CITIZENS OF BALDCOCK VILLAGE, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE WILL ALL BE REWARDED WITH ONE MONTH’S SUPPLY OF USED TOILET PAPER BECAUSE THEY ACCEPTED BY FORCE 250,000 SOVIET SOCIAL HOUSING SCHEMES TO BE BUILT ON THE LAST REMAINING GREEN BELT LAND DIRECTLY ADJACENT TO THEIR VILLAGE. WHEN THEY ARE ALSO FORCED TO ACCEPT A MEGA PRISON (GULAG) HOUSING 450,000 INMATES, THEY WILL ALL RECEIVE A DOUBLE PLUS GOOD THREE-MONTH SUPPLY OF USED CONDOMS AND TAMPONS.

The UK is a Davos ‘Great Reset’ Experiment Under Starmer’s Labour

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Much like Chairman Mao’s Great Leap Forward, which caused the death of 60 million Chinese people, the Great Reset will also have its casualties. Britain under the hold of Keir Starmer and his team of apparatchiks is currently undergoing the beginning strains of the Great Reset, a Klaus Schwab World Economic Forum program which fundamentally means that citizens will own nothing and be ‘happy’ about it. This program involves essentially taxing people into nothingness and the redistribution of all private wealth and assets to the state but excluding royalty, billionaires and high party members.

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

Vladimir Lenin

What Lenin said all those years ago is still in play today, and is being utilised fully by the Labour Party in the year 2024 onwards.

Impoverishing the private sector whilst growing the Big State, millions of businesses and companies have already left the UK after Labour were voted in by masochistic chump low-information voters.

The Great Reset may be a ‘wonderful’ plan on paper, but much like Net Zero, these lofty programs cannot work without a vast reduction in the global population. How can any plan like these decarbonisation initiatives work when the EU and UK are being besieged by millions upon millions of people coming in from the Third World, either illegally or legally. It is just not physically possible, especially when governments are so heavily burdened with the incoming populations and the costs involved with looking after this invasive parasitical movement.

Overpopulation is by far the greatest threat to the Great Reset, and this contentious subject will inevitably have to be addressed at some point.

Of course, King Charles and the royals are great fans of the Great Reset, but this is only natural because of their royal status, their legacy and wealth will be preserved whereas the normies/serfs will have everything taken from them.

In reference to the Great Reset being trialled in the UK, it is all too evident, and the Halloween budget from the Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer was proof, that the onus is in relinquishing the British population of their wealth and assets. One only has to see this with the inheritance tax brought in by Reeves, which will destroy hundreds of working farms in the UK. This action, according to Reeves and her cohorts, is a justified action because farmers feed the population and represent an undesirable class of “landed gentry” landowners to the Labour socialists and communists. By bulldozing over Britain’s farm land, Labour is planning a Net Zero, Great Reset advent of “sustainable” eco-friendly ventures, but first the farmers will have to have their generational wealth removed so that everything can be amalgamated with the Big State.

Think of the Great Reset as a form of modern feudalism, and you will get the idea.

Types of Home Health Technology for Older Adults

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New technologies have made it possible for seniors to stay in their own homes for longer than ever before. Many times, being in your own home, surrounded by your belongings and your memories, is better for your mental and emotional health than moving to an assisted living home. These home health technologies can make your life much easier.

Home Lifts

If you live in a multilevel home, you may find it is getting harder to go upstairs or down to the basement. This can be problematic if you need to get upstairs to your bedroom or downstairs to do laundry and take care of other chores. The good news is that there are plenty of options out there, including home lifts. There are plenty of benefits of having one. In fact, Lifton offers small but spacious home lifts, you can easily view their selection online.

Smart Electrical Solutions

pexels-sash2s-16886336You can purchase smart lightbulbs, electrical plugs, and other electrical items. These can then be controlled by a phone or a smart speaker, so you can verbally give instructions to turn a light on or off. You can even schedule lights to turn on once it gets dark, so you don’t have to fumble around in the dark for a light switch. You can create an alert on your phone or smart speaker to keep an eye out for fire hazards. If an item is left on unattended, your device can remind you to turn it off, or you can set a timer so it will only run a certain amount of time before cutting off.

Virtual Retirement Communities

You can even join virtual retirement communities from the comfort of your own home. This is ideal if you don’t require a high level of advanced care and still want to stay active. With this option, you can stay in your home but still receive services such as medical appointment help, transportation, group outings, and grocery shopping. You can think of it as a type of independent living facility, except you don’t have to move anywhere. These also give you the opportunity to connect with other people in similar stages of life.

Smart Detectors

pexels-brett-sayles-22710744There are plenty of smart detectors on the market, which can be programmed to both sound an alarm in your home and send a notification to your device. Getting a video doorbell allows you, a loved one, or a caretaker to see who is outside your door, and it allows you to see if you have any packages. These are helpful if you have hearing difficulties. You can place indoor cameras in your home to give your loved one’s peace of mind that you are okay, even if you do not answer your phone. You can get several of these devices to create your own smart security system.

You can also find smartwatches designed to track your vital signs and communicate with your healthcare provider. They can also give you reminders to take your medications or exercise. Some can also be used as medical alert systems, so if you have a medical emergency and can’t call for help, your device will still be able to alert emergency services.

Mad Ed Miliband Demonstrates the New Solar Panel Hat Every Briton Will Wear

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As well as carpeting the entire British countryside with a billion solar panels, mad as a hatter Ed Miliband, the bonkers energy secretary now wants every British person to go around wearing solar panel hats for Net Zero.

British weather is so horrific that one rarely sees the sun for 9 months of the year, so it is increasingly strange that solar panels would really do any good, even the ones that maximise their energy intake in poor weather. The winter months in the UK are blighted by unforgiving weather, with a grim grey level of minimal daylight only lasting five or six hours a day if lucky, and summer is not any better.

“I am proposing that every British citizen wears one of my specially designed solar hats at all times, so we can produce enough energy to light one bulb. Imagine that! Wow!” Mad Ed said.

Labour leader Keir Starmer has given Mad Ed Miliband his full backing and has ordered every Labour MP to wear the solar hats even at PMQs as a sign of solidarity to the insane Net Zero initiative.

“Today I stand with Mad Ed Miliband. I first thought he was bonkers, and then realised he truly is bonkers and so am I,” Starmer revealed, laughing like a deranged robot.

The solar panel hat initiative will be rolled out nationwide by 2027 and all Britons will be required to wear one at all times, even in the shower. The compulsory purchase Net Zero hat will only cost each Briton £1,599, and will reduce electricity bills by at least 1 penny per annum. Along with the hat, each citizen will be required to carry a large 200Ah battery weighing 23 kg and a massive inverter weighing 35 kg.

Why Netanyahu is Not Stopping

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People in Israel and outside Israel may be wondering why Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli leader, is not stopping his defensive assault on the countries/factions surrounding the Jewish state? The answer is relatively simple but is nuanced with some grey areas as well.

To put things simply — the world is now at war, and has been for some time. When it comes to a world war, there is no option but to carry on. Stopping in any way during a global war which is going to escalate even further in the future is tantamount to suicide.

The Israeli high command have known that the globe is primed for an all encompassing war for some time, and they were invariably forced into this position by the October 7 attacks. If you side with the Palestinians, then you will utilise the much touted excuse that the terrorist group Hamas were reacting to 80 years of oppression by the state of Israel (Judea), a land mass that has been occupied by Jews for over 4,000 years. Whatever suits your palette, none of this shit matters anyway because war is war. Playing the victim card does not matter either. The inevitability of a full-blown global war is finally upon us, and many who are sleeping may eventually wake up, but this is highly doubtful in the era of supercharged mass entertainment, social media indoctrination, apathy and mass denial.

When it comes to all out war, there are no rules, no conventions, no nothing. Far leftists abuse the word “genocide” too much. The Palestinians still exist in their millions dotted across the Middle East. If this were a true genocide, they would all be put in concentration camps and systematically gassed one by one, but they are not currently in that situation. One could label the Gaza situation as an “atrocity” as much as one could label the October 7th attacks an “atrocity”, but they are not “genocide”.

People die in wars, they are blown up, they are shot, they die. It would not be a war if these things did not happen.

The survival mechanism is a powerful thing, and the situation that Netanyahu finds Israel in compounds this element of survival to basically survive. Where Islamists wish for death, others wish for life.

Just as the war in the Middle East will not stop anytime soon, neither will the war raging on in the Balkans stop either, or Myanmar, or Ethiopia, Sudan, Turkey/Kurds, South China Sea, Haiti, Ukraine, Russia, Syria, Libya, Israel, Gaza, Lebanon etc. Escalation is inevitable to many other regions of the globe.

The key players within the global war are obviously a concern, but we must not forget the smaller conflicts popping up all over the place as well, because all of these elements meld into the bigger picture of total global conflict. Who enables who is not really a major concern either, but should still be looked at if one analyses the broader overall scenario.

Putin is not stopping (Estonia/Latvia are next), Netanyahu is not stopping, and neither is NATO, China, N.Korea and Iran etc., etc.

Nihilism is the only winner here…

What Themes Can You Spin into Play Within the Online Slots Section?

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UK online Slots showcase a variety of creative themes, each crafted to cater to different interests while strictly following regulatory guidelines.

Below, we delve deeper into these themes, including fishing, history and seasonal, to provide a comprehensive understanding of their features and what you could expect to find when opting to play.

So, if you’re ready, let’s find out more.

Fishing-themed Slots

Fishing-themed Slots are popular for their vibrant aquatic designs and mechanics. Fishing games, like Big Bass Amazon Xtreme, often include symbols like fishing rods, tackle boxes, underwater creatures, or boats. Gameplay may feature a ‘fishing’ mechanic where you select symbols to reveal outcomes, adding an interactive layer to the slot.

The backdrop of fishing slot games typically includes water-based settings like lakes, seas, or piers, rendered in detailed but realistic graphics.

The mechanics behind these Slots may have a unique feature where certain combinations trigger a fishing mini-game, allowing you to potentially collect additional coins or credits.

Adventure and exploration

This theme draws on the idea of journeys and discoveries. Adventure Slots often have symbols visualising ancient ruins, uncharted islands, or fantastical settings. Symbols might include compasses, maps, explorers, and artefacts. Games within this theme frequently use narratives, but they remain rooted in neutral storytelling.

Subcategories of this theme include:

  • Historical exploration: Inspired by themes like Egyptian or Mayan cultures, with symbols such as pyramids or hieroglyphs.
  • Fantasy adventures: These could involve mythical characters like wizards or elves, keeping the focus on their aesthetic.

Classic Slots

These Slots replicate the retro charm of fruit machines and are characterised by their simplicity. Symbols include fruit like cherries and lemons, bells, and bars.

The mechanics behind this theme’s gameplay is straightforward, usually involving three reels and a limited number of paylines.

This theme caters to those who prefer more nostalgic gameplay without the more complex modern graphics or narratives.

Mythology and legends

This theme delves into the rich tapestry of myths and folklore. Games in this category might include Greek gods, Norse deities, or legendary creatures like dragons.

Mythological Slots often include detailed artwork depicting gods and legendary weapons. Certain games include features where you could potentially land combinations representing mythic feats or battles.

Seasonal and festive Slots

Seasonal Slots celebrate holidays like Christmas, Halloween, or New Year’s. Symbols in these games are directly tied to the occasion, such as Christmas trees, jack-o’-lanterns, or fireworks.

Graphics often incorporate cheerful yet neutral elements to reflect the festivities without going too overboard.

Features might include thematic spins or rounds, such as collecting presents during a Christmas game. These features remain entirely chance-based and are framed accordingly​​.

Nature and wildlife

Wildlife-themed Slots welcome you into natural yet virtual environments, such as jungles, savannahs, or mountains.

These Slots may feature animals like lions, tigers, birds, or elephants, along with scenic imagery like sunsets or waterfalls.

While maintaining a focus on gameplay, these Slots occasionally include subtle nods to wildlife awareness without becoming promotional or overly narrative​​.

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Now you know more about some of the many themes you can find within the online slots section at your chosen casino site, which theme best suits your gameplay style.

Prince Andrew: “Don’t care if you’re a Chinese Spy! Yah! I’ll have some of that!”

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Poor old Randy Andy not only has he a penchant for young pussy, but he also does not give a flying fuck about the UK’s national security and is so desperate for cash will even accept cash bribes from Chinese spies.

“Ooh! Look what I fo’ youuu Andy! (waving a large wad of cash) You my bestest fliend! Numbah one fan I am! Ret’s go to Buckingham Parace so I can rook alound!”

The naive royal is not very well versed in espionage or anything to do with intelligence.

Royal physicians who have tested Andrew’s intelligence levels have kept their findings secret, but it is estimated that the prince has an IQ of 42, and that’s being generous.

“Comrades! Recession and Economic Depression is Welcomed in Soviet Britain!”

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Commissar Rachel Reeves has addressed the Duma House of Comrades today to refute that there is anything wrong with recession in the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain.

RECESSION BRITAIN

“Comrades, apparatchiks, civil servants, train drivers, union bosses, fat cat council bosses, NHS managers, Bolsheviks, and the everyday working proletariat scum. I am speaking today to quell any rumours that have been going around that recession in Soviet Britain is a bad thing. I am proud to have caused the economic downturn because of my amazing decisions to punish the capitalist swine and to expel all the wealthy parasites from the Soviet UK.

“The Red Labour government is dedicated to increasing taxes even further, increasing useless regulations that will further inhibit business, and increasing inheritance tax to confiscate wealth from the bourgeoisie and business community. We are also destroying the vile landed gentry represented by the Kulak farmer class. These parasitical capitalist swine have dared to survive for generations, providing food for the population of Britain. Thanks to my policies, they will be stopped in their tracks and bankrupted as their wealth is siphoned off and redistributed to people who have never worked a day in their lives, and squandered on useless socialist projects that benefit no one. Our redistribution of wealth from wealth creators to the feckless subclasses and illegal immigrants is the correct action to implement.

“Through collectivisation we as a Soviet nation are becoming stronger in poverty, and destitution. Why have a recession when you can have a Great Depression? Comrades, this is my goal as Commissar of the Soviet People’s Bank.

“Comrades, I am proud to announce and celebrate our economy shrinking into recession, by cancelling the previous proposed increase of 14 grams in Chocco rations that was scheduled for this year, and instead replace it with one rotten turnip for the proletariat filth.”

INGSOC ORDER 769834-2398A

ARTHUR BRIDLESWAITE OF 210 PISSWAGE ROAD, ELTHAM, LONDON WAS TODAY CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTS TO INCREASE HIS WEALTH BY RUNNING A BUSINESS SELLING VEGETABLES. HE HAS BEEN CHARGED AND CONVICTED TO 45 YEARS OF HARD LABOUR BREAKING ROCKS IN GRIMSBY GULAG. TODAY HE CONFESSED TO HIS VARIOUS CRIMES, INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA THOUGHTCRIME, ALONG WITH SELLING VEGETABLES ILLICITLY AND PROFITING OFF THIS EVIL CAPITALIST ACTION. PROLETARIAT SOVIET CITIZENS OF BRITAIN WILL BE REWARDED WITH ONE USED LOLLIPOP IF THEY REPORT MEMBERS OF THEIR FAMILY OR FRIENDS TO THE BIG STATE.

The Daily Squib Warned About Socialist Plans to Concrete Over the Countryside in 2011

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It’s a good thing that no one takes the Daily Squib seriously, and denigrates the power of satire to sometimes predict the future. Britain’s socialists have been planning the destruction of Britain’s countryside and FORMERLY PROTECTED Green Belt for decades. As the bulldozers are primed to get to work, the plan to concrete over the countryside is now set.

The five-star hotels are all full of illegal migrants. These homes will not be built for Britons, but for low-skilled permanently unemployed illegal migrants who came to Britain to use up all of its resources.

This is why news that the deranged Rottweiler Deputy Prime Minister, Angela Rayner, is unveiling major planning reforms to meet Labour’s Great Leap Forward target of building 1.5 million Soviet homes to house the permanently unemployed and millions of illegal immigrants is no surprise to us in the Squib office.

In 2011, under the socialist coalition government of the Lib Dems, George Osborne and David Cameron, who were ideologically aligned with Labour, similar plans were suggested for a mass building program over the countryside in the South East of England but thankfully were not fulfilled. That is, until 2024, under the socialist Labour government who have adopted a bastardized roid-raged version of the former coalition’s plans for themselves. This time, though, it seems that Labour are set to go ahead with the wholesale destruction of our countryside and no one is standing in their way.

Say goodbye to the rolling hills of the Home Counties as Angela Rayner and her destructive bulldozers cause carnage over the last remaining green parts of the South East. Once it’s all concreted over, it will be gone forever, much like the under fire farms targeted by Labour as well.

DAILY SQUIB PREDICTION FROM 2011 – https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3079-coalition-plans-massive-soviet-taxpayer-funded-house-building-scheme.html

DAILY SQUIB PREDICTION FROM 2013 – https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4227-enjoy-the-rolling-hills-of-the-english-countryside-while-you-still-can.html

The Deputy PM and Housing Secretary will today unveil big reforms to the country’s National Planning Policy Framework, which will demand that councils begin building on Green Belt land for the first time – including in much of the South East.

The evil Labour Party says the adjustments are essential for achieving their communist 5-year-plan goal of constructing 1.5 million new dwellings in the course of this legislative session and tackling the housing crisis caused by mass unfettered immigration over decades of governmental apathy.

Remember, once it’s gone, it’s gone forever. The natural habitat of England’s fauna and wildlife will be destroyed forever, and many animals will perish under the Labour bulldozers.

Today, there was only silence from Britain’s myriad of ecological activist groups and wildlife groups.