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Starmer Says That Standing Up For Child Rape Victims is Far Right

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The same smears that enabled the terrible rape of thousands of underage English girls by predominantly Pakistani grooming gangs was used today by the former CPS director in charge of the cover-up, Keir Starmer. He, today, labelled all people concerned with the child rape crimes as far-right.

Along with Labour blocking an enquiry into the cover-up of the crimes whilst under the “leadership” of Keir Starmer as CPS head, today, he compounded his disgraceful actions by labelling people calling for a full enquiry as “right-wing sympathisers”.

The Prime Minister was the director of public prosecutions at the CPS between 2008 and 2013 when many of the grooming gangs were active.

Keir Starmer’s tone in blaming the far-right and “misinformation” is exactly the same he utilised after the Southport stabbings, and is a well orchestrated method in smearing people who care about the victims of heinous crimes committed by ethnic groups. Another technique used by the likes of Keir Starmer was to question the credibility of the victims of the rape gangs, adding to the cover-up.

The far-right does exist, but not everyone who is concerned about actions from certain ethnic groups should be tarred with the same brush.

A fresh investigation into the scandal is being demanded by politicians from the Conservative and Reform parties but is being blocked by Labour to safeguard the Starmer CPS cover-up operation whilst he headed the organisation.

Gilt Yields Up More Than 4.9% Increasing UK Borrowing by £7 Billion

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Rachel Reeves and her reckless mismanagement of the economy is costing Britain dearly as gilts have risen even over Liz Truss levels 0f 4.2%, causing government interest on debt rates to jump and inflation to skyrocket. Because it is the Labour government, and they are pro-EU, the Bank of England, Treasury and markets are keeping schtum. Needless to say, inflation is also rising at an exponential level and the BoE will have to consider holding off on interest rate cuts now prolonging the mortgage agony of millions across the country. Labour is squandering billions now on simply servicing UK borrowing debt levels.

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Forget about the £22 billion imaginary black hole the liars in the Labour government concocted to go on a punitive tax punishment scheme that has further damaged the economy by stifling and throttling all business activity in the UK and effectively killing off the UK’s farming sector, Rachel Reeves is now presiding over the biggest economic disaster this country will ever witness in decades.

Britain is now in recession because of Labour, but things will get a lot worse, and we will be pushed into a deep depression lasting three or four decades.

Because of the sclerotic and inept arrogance of Rachel Reeves, UK borrowing levels will increase by an extra £7 billion on top of the £102billion already squandered in interest payments for the huge £3 trillion national debt along with the additional load she is taking on to fund the harebrained socialist schemes and huge salary/pension handouts to Big State civil servants and train drivers.

We have not even factored in Net Zero costs into this equation because those will further impoverish the UK by £321 billion, equating to a £20 billion cost per annum.

What can we all expect from this shameful fiasco?

Well, look at it this way, the supermarket shelves will either be empty or full of stuff no one can afford. Joblessness will increase as businesses cannot afford to employ staff, looting and shoplifting will increase due to desperation. Food bank usage will increase. Mortgage defaults will increase, and the housing market across the UK will collapse due to increased supply and no demand. High streets and shopping centres will become ghost towns, and eventually social care and benefits will be affected due to lack of money. Funding for the NHS will cease eventually causing mass discontent and death, and if you think waiting lists of three or four years for treatment are bad now, wait till you get no fucking waiting list, just nothing.

What Are the Best Ways to Show Appreciation to Employees?

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Everyone likes to feel special and appreciated, especially in the workplace where they put in the best effort. The sad thing is that many businesses go years and sometimes decades without showing their employees how much they appreciate them. The results are low morale, unhappy employees, and a high churn rate. To help you avoid these issues, we have outlined some of the best ways to show appreciation to your employees.

Send Recognition Letters and Notes

While they are still excellent options, many ways to show employees your appreciation are expected and sometimes cliché. This is why you should always think of something new that will surprise and delight them. A great example is sending them a letter or note of recognition. You can use one of the many available letter templates to get started, and then add a personal message you know they will like.

When you do this, try to ensure each letter or note is as personal or specific as possible. While you might think generic letters and notes will save you time, they will only serve to annoy your employees when different employees realise you sent them the same message in different letter formats.

To ensure these notes have as much impact as possible, mail them physically instead of emailing them. Emails can get lost in all the messages they receive, but most people have not received a letter in years, or ever, so they will appreciate one immensely.

Receiving one is a huge deal, and it becomes even more impactful when they realise that the letter is for appreciating a good job they have done.

Provide Financial Rewards

Some employees appreciate monetary rewards more than other types of recognition, so these options would work well for them. The most common type of financial reward is performance-based bonuses. These tell the employees they have been doing a great job, and they are getting rewarded for it.

An alternative to these types of bonuses is spot bonuses. Business leaders and managers can hand these out after particularly challenging projects or when the employee has excelled at a task. They are much more impactful because, much like recognition letters and notes, they are unexpected.

Salary increases are another excellent way of showing employees your appreciation. Employees want to know that you value their work, and that is reflected in the increase you give them.

Lastly, you can give stock options or equity gains. They help employees feel they have some ownership of the company. The added benefit of these bonuses is that they can increase employee loyalty, reduce churn rate, and decrease hiring and training costs.

Professional Development Investment

Many businesses do not invest in their employees’ professional development. They expect them to gain new skills and level up their skills without input from the business, at their own time, and their own cost. Businesses that take the different approach of providing professional development opportunities typically have happier employees who are more likely to stay with them for longer.

Businesses can provide such opportunities by sponsoring conference attendance. These conferences provide excellent learning opportunities and can help employees gain new skills that make them better at their jobs.

They also provide additional networking opportunities. While no business wants to let its employees go, those who feel like you are allowing them to rise the professional ranks will always be grateful and happy to go above and beyond for the business.

Businesses can also support professional development by paying for educational courses. These days, there are innumerable online courses that teach different skills employees can learn from. Businesses can show their recognition and appreciation of their employees by paying for these courses outright or reimbursing employees who complete them and earn certifications.

Recognising Employees Publicly

It is fine to appreciate employees privately, but doing so publicly can also have a significant positive impact on metrics like employee happiness. Businesses can use numerous options to show employee recognition publicly, starting with company-wide email announcements.

If your business regularly sends employees emails, you can use one of these emails to show appreciation to specific employees. You can make this a monthly or quarterly thing, but many businesses see the best outcomes when they show appreciation after specific projects.

Effective employee appreciation and recognition require a careful approach and serious thought while combining different recognition options for different employees. Personalised or public recognition, depending on the employee, can work very well to make them feel valued and seen, both of which can have a positive impact on their performance, happiness, and loyalty.

Fickle Elon Musk Algorithm Malfunctions by Dumping Farage

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The thing is if you live by algos and binary, you don’t understand the nuances, and grey areas of things, stuff like politics. Elon Musk, like most insular and ignorant Americans or new Americans, can only see things in black and white, either something is completely good or bad, black or white. Much like George W. Bush and Rumsfeld during the second Gulf War when they stated “You Are Either With Us, Or With the Terrorists”.

Much like a spoiled child, billionaires who are used to getting what they want at a drop of a hat, or drop of a few $100 million go a bit haywire if their will is not exercised. Naturally, they throw their toys out of the pram in fits of rage. Yes, Farage is getting rather soft and self-congratulatory, but he still is the supposed Godfather of a Brexit that never actually happened and the leader of the Reform Party that could possibly change the face of British politics forever.

If Musk moved his operations to the UK, and integrated within British culture, he would probably be listened to a bit more, but simply blasting orders from far away will not suffice. That would of course be suicide for Musk though because the Labour government would then take large chunks of his money through their punitive taxation policies.

Musk is correct about Labour being a disaster, we all fucking know that, but he is being autistic about this. You don’t shout on Twitter/twatter/X or whatever it’s called today, if Musk wants something done he should do it, not announce his displeasure, or orders, on some sclerotic and stupid social network.

The flitting nature of people like Elon Musk, who have to constantly move their attention from one thing to the next, is a symptom of taking too much on their plate. What with space rockets to Mars, brain implants, electric cars, personal robots, social networks and dealing with Trump, plus all the other bollocks, he now wants to sort the UK out. Dude, people have been trying to sort this place out for 1,000s of years, it ain’t going to happen on Twitter X. There are always going to be incompetent cunts like Labour governments who ruin things for everyone, it just is what it is.

Insular Americans (or Afrikaner imports) are clueless about the UK, you fucking well come and live here and see what is going on, get involved, and you will see that this place is not America or Pretoria. The British class system is one variable, along with the deep historical, and traditional nature embedded within its societal structure. The only saving grace for these types of people is they get bored very easily and along with their short attention span move on to something else. Forget Britain, what’s left of it will soon disappear under the waves.

Commissar Jess Phillips: “It’s Okay! Some Protected Groups Rape English Girls!”

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“As a high standing feminist Labour MP and Safeguarding Commissar, I, Jess Phillips, today decree that the Labour government, including Comrade Keir Starmer, will always look the other way when young English girls are groomed and raped by packs of men from a certain protected group. The Labour government is dedicated to covering up these events because we are “inclusive” within our communist ideology. Rochdale? Where is that? Never heard of it!

WHY? JESS PHILLIPS GROOMING COVERUP LABOUR STARMER CPS“Yes, I am a feminist, but I will turn my back on those young white English girls who were raped in Oldham and other places because I have been ordered to cover it all up by Comrade Starmer, who was instrumental in covering up the initial story at the time under the CPS. In the UK, failure is rewarded, and Comrade Starmer received a knighthood from the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain’s puppet monarchy for that cover up, as much as the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, received a knighthood for turning London into a crime-ridden bloodbath.

“We in the Labour Party are committed to coverups and lies, as well as virtue signalling our moral superiority over everyone else, even though we are blatant hypocrites and deceitful cowards.

“No one will question me, Commissar Jess Phillips or our decisions to cover up the mass grooming and rape gangs and the heinous crimes committed on vulnerable white English girls by protected groups of rapists.”

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UNNAMED INDIVIDUALS WHO RAPED 10,286 YOUNG UNDERAGE ENGLISH GIRLS IN SECTOR 34, YORKSHIRE OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD OF 10 YEARS WERE TODAY AWARDED 15 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCOLATE RATIONS AND GIVEN PROTECTION BY THE LABOUR PARTY INDEFINITELY TO CONTINUE DOING WHAT THEY DO TO THE YOUNG GIRLS. THE LABOUR PARTY COMMENDS THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOUR AND DENY IT EVER HAPPENED. IF YOU READ THIS AND QUESTION IT IN ANY WAY WE WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THOUGHTCRIMES AGAINST COMRADE STARMER, COMMISSAR PHILLIPS AND THE BIG STATE. HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY!

Pity the Poor Tesla Robot Now Owned by Kim Kardashian

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Imagine having all those years of training and high-end programming only to be owned by a Kardashian. It’s sad to see such a waste of AI intellect farmed out to Kim Kardashian, a woman with a gargantuan grotesque plastic ass that resembles a baboon’s and an IQ probably lower than a primate, or a fucking rock. Kim will naturally be disappointed the robot does not come with a 15″ black cock, because that’s the only type she likes, or fits. After she’s done with it, the robot’s IQ will be -100, and will walk with a limp.

 

Remembering Rangers’ Run to the 2022 Europa League Final

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While Rangers ultimately fell at the final hurdle, the 2021-22 season delivered one of the club’s most memorable European campaigns in their long and storied history.

Going all the way to the Europa League final in Seville was a testament to the team’s resilience and tactical flexibility under former player Giovanni van Bronckhorst.

It also once again highlighted the unwavering support at Ibrox, which makes the iconic stadium such a fortress on major European nights.

Rangers have had little to celebrate domestically at the time of writing, as they currently sit third in the table and are all but out of the running for the title in the Scottish Premiership betting. However, they do hold a crucial top-16 place in the Europa League standings.

That said, it now seems like a good time to look back at their incredible run from two seasons ago, which saw them overcome managerial changes and make remarkable comebacks against the odds.

Qualifying phase

Rangers’ path to the final started as early as August 2021 in the qualifying phase, as they beat Armenian side Alashkert 1-0 on aggregate in the play-off round after dropping down to Europe’s secondary club competition after losing to Malmo in the third round of Champions League qualification.

Group stage

The Gers were drawn in Group A of the Europa League alongside French outfit Lyon, Danish side Brondby, and the Czech Republic’s Sparta Prague.

They got off to a difficult start under Steven Gerrard, losing to Lyon and Sparta Prague before picking up a crucial four points against Brondby with a win at Ibrox and a draw away from home.

Gerrard then departed for Aston Villa in November, with Van Bronckhorst drafted in. The Dutch coach guided Rangers out of the group in second place with a win over Sparta and a draw against Lyon.

Knockout round

Drawn against Borussia Dortmund in the first knockout round, the general consensus was this would be the end of Ranger’s European journey for the season, as the German giants were the heavy favourites in football betting.

However, the Gers caused an almighty upset in the first leg at Signal Iduna Park. James Tavernier, Alfredo Morelos, and John Lundstram fired the visitors into a 3-0 lead in Germany.

Jude Bellingham pulled one back for the hosts to give them a glimmer of hope, but a Dan-Axel Zagadou own goal restored Rangers’ three-goal before Raphael Guerreiro’s late striker made it 4-2.

The second leg ended 2-2 at Ibrox, sending the Gers through to the round of 16.

Round of 16

Rangers were paired with Red Star in the last 16, and the tie looked all but over when the Scottish side stormed to a 3-0 win in the first leg at Ibrox.

An early goal for the hosts in Belgrade made it look like there was still some life left in this matchup, but Ryan Kent made it 4-1 on aggregate in the second half and El Fardou Ben’s late goal was nothing more than a consolation.

Quarter-finals

Portuguese side Braga awaited Rangers in the quarter-finals, and Van Bronckhorst’s side had to turn around a 1-0 deficit at Ibrox after falling to a slender defeat in the first leg.

It didn’t take the Gers long to get back into the tie on home soil, as Tavernier scored just two minutes in, and the captain netted again from the penalty spot to make it 2-0 before half-time.

David Carmo’s late strike forced extra-time, but the roof came off Ibrox when Kemar Roofe tapped in from close range in the 101st minute.

Semi-finals

Much like their clash with BVB, Rangers were tipped to have reached the end of the road when they faced RB Leipzig in the last four.

With the first leg taking place at Red Bull Arena, the Gers set out to frustrate the hosts and looked to have completed the trick as the final whistle approached—only for Angelino to break the deadlock in the 85th minute.

The Rangers fans rallied around their side back at Ibrox, and Leipzig struggled to cope with the electric atmosphere as Tavernier and Glen Kamara made it 2-1 on aggregate.

Christopher Nkunku got the German side back on level terms in the second half, but Lundstram’s late goal sent Ibrox into raptures.

The final

Facing German opposition for the third time, Rangers went head-to-head with Eintracht Frankfurt at the Ramon Sanchez-Pizjuan Stadium.

The opening 45 minutes was a tense affair, but the Gers fans started to dream of European success when Joe Aribo burst through and gave them the lead in the 57th minute.

Frankfurt got back into the final through Rafael Borre just over 10 minutes later, and the nervy game went all the way to penalties—where the German outfit won as loanee Aaron Ramsay missed the only spot-kick in a 6-5 loss.

Blacks Empowered by Return of Meghan Markle to Spotlight

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If you go to Twitter X, all you now see are black people posting fawning posts about some silly Netflix show that Meghan Markle is doing. They feel empowered by having this woman showing up the Windsor royal family and destroying “whitey”. There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, all it shows is that there is a great divide between black and white, even though Markle is more white than black herself.

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Although Markle was forbidden from using the given royal title to profit off, she is making a fool of the royal family and weak King Charles, who does not have the guts or balls to take away her title after the amount of abuse she has dealt the Windsors by profiting hugely off the cursed thing. It is truly sad to see the amount of thievery that has gone on by Markle, and her entitled give me that nature, (even stealing the late Queen’s nickname without her permission) but it is what it is, and as the stolen fruits of the British royal family are defiled in some garish vulgar Netflix show, life goes on for many people without bothering about such banal shite. African Americans are loving it though, it is almost a fuck you to the British colonials, and a win against the “white oppressors” of old for them. Despite not being able to cook, it is obvious that all the dishes in the show were carefully prepared by a professional chef, and the sickeningly thin Meghan certainly does not eat food like that.

The Windsors are now a lost memory, a fading photograph riddled with cancerous tumours, as Meghan Markle laughs in their faces scoffing at their “stuffy” German faces.

All it would take is one swift stroke of the sword to correct things by revoking the Sussex title and the Windsors would reclaim their place, but alas this will never happen, and they will forever be lost in the sands of cowardice and timid surrender. Courage it seems is in very short supply in Britain at the moment.

Because of Mass Unfettered Immigration into West There Will be More Terrorism

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It is an unfortunate fact that when you don’t know who is coming into the country, they have no passports and no documents, that some of the people streaming in will not have good intentions. Of course, not all migrants are bad people, and there are genuine individuals looking for a better economic life away from the Third World, but this does not mean that seasoned terrorists and Jihadists cannot slip through the net as well. Mass unfettered immigration has been ongoing now for over three decades into the USA/UK/EU, and it is still ongoing right now. There is no end in sight to the open door policies employed by Western nations and territories.

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Unless something is done to alleviate the open borders system, there will be more terrorism and an increase in criminal activity. Crime gangs see the West as easy pickings, and they also know that the justice system, especially in Europe is lax, therefore they continue to ply their criminal activities unabated.

Western nations are now effectively on the back foot, having been infiltrated by vast amounts of terrorists, sleeper cells, criminals and malicious individuals who wish only harm on the West.

What is more disconcerting is the fact that many of these nefarious individuals are appeased and protected by the woke and socialist elements within the nations that have been infiltrated.

The general malaise felt in many inundated, and now overpopulated, overcrowded Western nations is one of defeat and moral decline. There are no clear answers from any leaders within these nations, who have been complicit in allowing this terrible situation to escalate.

biden nuke biden memory loss memory resets every five minutesOnce control of the population is lost by the so-called “leaders” then society and culture begins to deteriorate, and this deterioration is normalised. The new normal is now an elemental, destructive societal force that destroys the fundamental principles and ideological pillars that made Western civilisation great, replacing it with woke historical revisionism, woke cultural lies, and woke appeasement with “diversity inclusion” quotas where people are chosen to inhabit roles they are not qualified to inhabit, and their race is the only metric used.

Why are African nations not forced to have European people put in every job or governmental office? No, it is only the woke West that is forcing mass unfettered migration and diversity quotas upon itself.

biden napThe levels of terror and crime will thus increase at exponential levels in the West, and ISIS, which now has a decent foothold in Syria, will increase its territorial hold. The new Caliphate, Islamic State was a pipe dream, but now it will become a reality. The complicit and apathetic Biden administration, who have not achieved anything in four years of rule, have dropped the ball multiple times and are directly involved through their foolish intransigence in acting to thwart the deep threats from the Middle East. Joe Biden, a vegetable, is a shameful lesson in cover-ups, apathy and incompetence. Under Biden’s so-called presidency, over 15 million illegal migrants were allowed into the USA through its borders, which his administration opened. Mass unfettered immigration does have its consequences, and the increase in crime, homelessness, despair, joblessness and terrorism within the United States will be Biden’s evil legacy.

Woke Progressive Inclusivity Enables Terrorism to Flourish

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Call them what you will, the woke, progressives, socialists, liberals, they all love open border policies, and have opened the borders of Western countries for decades allowing anyone to come into the West. Furthermore, because these woke Marxists are supposedly “inclusive” they have enabled terrorism and criminality to flourish in the West. Progressive inclusive woke policies are essentially a form of enablement that allows criminals and terrorists to be included and celebrated in society, because socialists are inclusive, aren’t they? The terrorist group Hamas is an example of this inclusivity, as they are revered and supported in many woke institutions and by “progressive” socialists.

In the UK, foreign criminals are not allowed to be deported back to their country of origin because the ECHR rules against it. In the USA, the open door policy by the Obama and Biden administration at the border allows anyone to come into the country because these administrations are “inclusive”.

Where the West was once great and “exclusive” it is now being dragged down to a Third World status by the inclusive mob of woke zealots who have taken over the asylum.

The open door policy in the EU by the “inclusive” Angela Merkel was another disaster, and now Germany is paying a severe price for this folly, along with all the other European countries.

Forced “inclusivity” is dangerous, and Western nations will have to either turn the clock back by cleaning up their house or fall into terminal permanent decline and ultimately ruin.

Wokism is proof that there are people within Western countries who are actively working day and night to ruin the West.

Natural forms of inclusivity and slow integration policies through gentle controlled immigration as was employed in the past before the woke militant socialists opened the borders was the key to success, but was essentially abandoned decades ago and now the damage is so deep, it may be too late.