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Anything is Better Than Theresa May and Philip Hammond

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Anything is Better Than Theresa May and Philip Hammond

Please we petition all sane MPs within the Conservative party to oust this Brussels automaton Theresa May.

Forty eight letters of no confidence in dodgy Theresa May’s leadership have been placed with the 1922 Committee now, and the vote will hopefully be positive this evening.

The PM’s nonsense Project Fear about delaying Brexit because of a new leader is absolute shit. What the PM is proposing is not a Brexit anyway, and will tie the UK with EU indefinitely. Anything is better than what she is proposing. Anything! Even if Brexit is delayed, at least it will be a real Brexit by a Brexiteer and not Theresa May’s BRINO.

May has said that she is now having to stay in London tonight and deal with a vote of no confidence (boo hoo) instead of negotiating with the EU, when Juncker has definitely put down the clause that there is NO MORE NEGOTIATION.

We need a leader who is positive about Britain’s exit from the EU, who believes in Brexit and does not capitulate to Brussels at every opportunity.

Once she is ousted, there has to be a comprehensive clean-out of Remainers from the Cabinet and other positions within power.

This is the only way we will have Brexit, and there is no other way.

The DS questioned the efficacy of having Remainers in charge of Brexit in 2016, and we knew then that it would never work. Thank the gods of parliament and democracy that MPs are finally waking up to what the Daily Squib knew all along.

haw haw Philip Hammond

Lord Haw Haw Hammond as the Chancellor of the Exchequer has actively thwarted Brexit at every turn.

There has to be a change before Brexit can be realised properly, and if there is no change, then the problems will persist on and on until the Conservative party is completely decimated, and the nation is stuck with a Brexit deal which is not Brexit but an indefinite imprisonment to Brussels.

We need action NOW more than ever to oust Theresa May who has completely squandered her position and betrayed the British people. May is a festering pustule bubbling on the flaming arse of Beelzebub and needs to be lanced immediately for the good of the country and parliament.

Kick Theresa May and Philip Hammond into the sewers where they belong. If Theresa May is not thrown out, no Leave voter will ever vote Conservative again.

 

Dodgy Theresa – Would You Buy a Used Car From Her?

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Dodgy Theresa – Would You Buy a Used Car From Her?

“It’s got power steering, a V12 engine, and a sun roof, this is the latest Lamborghini model,” car saleswoman Dodgy Theresa May declares as she points to a 1986 Datsun.

“‘ere I’ve got a good one from Europe last week, sold to me by a chap called Juncker, this thing can go at 12 MPH and not break a sweat,” Dodgy Theresa points proudly at a supermarket cart from Lidl.

“Look at this beauty (pointing at a beaten up Mazda circa 1987) it still has the same old trim and cigarette butts in the ashtray. If you look closely you can see the semen stains in the back. This one is up on offer, but you better hurry because I have a few non existent customers coming soon to check it out, so make the purchase quick,” a proud Dodgy Theresa quips.

Despite being the chief sales person on the lot, useless Theresa hasn’t been able to sell anything for over two years. Her bosses in Brussels, Belgium are thinking of canning her, with a replacement soon.

“Yes, yes, I got a call from my bosses in Europe yesterday. They said I’m fucking useless and should be sent to the glue factory. I said, watch this! I will sell all the cars on the lot by 12 tomorrow!” a defiant artful dodger Theresa recalled.

Naturally, Dodgy Theresa chickened out of her dare, and was last seen cowering under her desk in the office. Oh dear, where has it all gone wrong for Dodgy Theresa? What a nightmare.

Anyway, would you ever buy a used car from Dodgy Theresa? We thought not.

The Best PayPal Casinos

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The Best PayPal Casinos

PayPal has grown over the years to become one of the best online payment options for money transactions worldwide. It offers users various distinct advantages over other payment options including extra safety, buyer protection, and faster transaction times. Accordingly, it is a prime choice for deposits and withdrawals that online casinos are quickly adopting as part of their payment options.

However, some casinos are still in the dark as to what advantages PayPal offers. Others still frown at the strict conditions set by the payment platform to safeguard its depositors. Accordingly, some – mostly shady – online businesses don’t accept PayPal for money transactions. To this end, only the most reputable and trustworthy bookmakers accept PayPal as a deposit and withdrawing option. As such, players need not worry when dealing with Online Casinos with PayPal as a payment method as they can be trusted with customer deposits. Deposits are 100% safe and available for gaming when needed.

For the gambler’s benefit, here are some of the PayPal accepting casinos where players can conduct stress-free gaming.

Betway Online Casino

Betway Partners with multiple gaming providers to ensure the site is a favorite to many gamblers with its wide game selection. These sets can be accessed through the instant play web-based or mobile application platform.

The casino also offers its clients support and safety guarantees. The sets are audited on a regular basis by eCOGRA to ensure RTP rates are in-line with gaming regulations. Punters can also rest easy as the site incorporates an extra layer of SSL encryption to keep out hackers.

Finally, any issues and complaints that arise can be dealt with swiftly as the casino offers around the clock support via live chat and e-mail. Accordingly, any problems faced by the casino’s customers can be addressed quickly for gaming to resume.

Ladbrokes Online Casino

The Ladbrokes founder, Harry Ogden, is recognized as Britain’s first professional bookmaker. The gaming company started in 1902 at the horseracing stables of Ladbroke Hall. Their online business was launched in 2000, and it’s just as popular with gamblers.

The online casino offers a wide selection of games from multiple providers with great value for money for every player that signs up. There’s a wide range of bonuses to be enjoyed too by both new and experienced gamers that have been with the bookmaker for a while.

On signing up, clients enjoy a clean web portal with a fluid and easy to follow navigation. There’s also a mobile application that allows gamblers to access the hundreds of games.

888 Casino

This online casino has been available to players since 1997. Over two decades later, 888 Casino is still renowned for its numerous gaming options and excellent support its customers. The bookmaker makes use of its own proprietary software plus that of 3rd parties to avail hundreds of games to gamblers. With a single client’s account, players get access to 888poker, 888bingo, 888backgammon, 888sports. Accordingly, players get to enjoy a broader playing experience online at the convenience of one provider.

Gamblers stand to enjoy multiple promotions offered by the bookmaker. Other than the sign-up bonus, clients get to enjoy the VIP bonus with continued gaming on the site. The higher the VIP ranking, the greater the bonus one qualifies. There is also an affiliate bonus with which gamblers can earn more rewards on the site. Under the affiliates program, punters earn cash rewards for every new player they help sign up.

Players enjoy the convenience of choosing from multiple ways to deposit and withdraw their cash. These online methods include PayPal, cards, cheques and bank transfers. With PayPal, players can enjoy significantly faster transaction times of between 24 – 48 hours. All other methods are known to have a three day wait time.

The Advantages of Using PayPal

Gamblers stand to benefit greatly from using PayPal for their online transactions. Unlike bank and card transactions, a player’s details are not required to complete online payment transactions. Accordingly, there is less risk of a gambler’s banking details landing in the hands of fraudsters.

Furthermore, the platform has the fastest transaction time recorded for online payments. Cheques can take up to 28 days, bank transfers take 2 – 3 days, but with PayPal, the transaction is complete within 24 hours.

Moreover, the online payment means boasts an efficient buyer protection policy meant to protect the client from fraudulent individuals online. With this policy, players can enjoy refunds and transaction reversals should they fall into the hands of fraudulent online casinos.

Closing Thoughts

Although PayPal undeniably has some cons like being unavailable in some countries, its advantages are significant enough to make it among the best online payment solutions today. An online casino that associates with PayPal can boast extra credibility as a genuine online business since the cashier option is unfriendly to fraudsters and shady online businesses. Thus, players are highly encouraged to work with PayPal casinos.

Worried Number 10 Aides “Theresa May is Turning Yellow”

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Worried Number 10 Aides “Theresa May is Turning Yellow”

Worried Number 10 aides are concerned for the welfare of ailing PM Theresa May (aka Madame Frit) and have noticed an uncomfortable change in her demeanour.

“When she announced she would postpone to vote on her BRINO deal just to save her position as PM, I noticed a distinct smell of urine, and a yellow complexion come over her,” the aide revealed.

Theresa May’s makeup artist has also had trouble covering up the cowardly PM, who would rather see the country and her party destroyed than resign.

“She came in for her morning fit up, and as I brushed the makeup on her, my brush was stained yellow. It also stank of the trousers of an old tramp. I plastered another even thicker layer of makeup but the urine smell did not come off and her complexion was even more yellowy.”

It’s also funny because Theresa “Dodgy” May is also known as a liar, and her nose seems to be growing as well.

“Theresa May is now an unhonourable lying piece of cowardly shit. Most of us knew this from the beginning, however it is now known by everyone,” another aide quipped as the PM suddenly entered the room unannounced.

Unfortunately folks we will have to put up with the festering fermenting cowardly maw of Theresa May for a longer time. This means she will have to be effectively shoe-horned out of the post, but can her equally cowardly ministers manage that job?

 

Please Read This – We Want to Help You Break Away From Your SmartPhone

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Please Read This – We Want to Help You Break Away From Your SmartPhone

You see them walking down the street, maybe you are one of them yourself – smartphone zombies.

You see them in restaurants meant to be dining with their friends, they are all staring at their smartphones instead of talking with each other.

You see the mother pushing that pram ignoring her crying distraught child as she is entranced with her smartphone.

These people are being programmed without their knowledge, their subconscious minds are imprisoned, their minds have been fractured to such a point that these people now behave like a hive mind controlled by their smartphones.

As the queue for the latest model of iPhone extends around the block these people are no longer in charge of their wallets, let alone their minds.

There is a cure, you can break away from this digital prison which you have been sucked into, you do not have to be controlled like this anymore.

We present ways in which you can relinquish the control over your mind, you do not have to be an automaton anymore, your do not have to follow the hive mind anymore, and once you break free, you will think for yourself, you will feel an extreme serenity, and relief over your whole self. You will feel human again, and your zombie phone days will be over. This process will be hard for you, but your fractured, honeycomb mind will be allowed to reprocess itself – almost like a reboot, a fresh start.

Steps to Break Away from Being a Smartphone Zombie

1 – Delete your Facebook account. Log in to Facebook. Click the Privacy button in the top-right (the icon is shaped like a padlock) and choose See More Settings. Click Security. Click Deactivate Your Account. Choose a reason for leaving from using the checkbox list. Click the checkbox next to Opt out of receiving future emails from Facebook. Click Confirm. Enter your password and click Deactivate Now.

2 – Delete your Twitter account. Sign into your account on the Twitter website. Click on Settings and Privacy from the drop-down menu under your profile icon. In the Account section of the menu, click Deactivate your account. Click Deactivate. Enter your password when prompted and click Deactivate account.

3 – Delete all other social network accounts you have on your phone.

4 – Put down your phone. Go outside, take your shoes and socks off. Put your feet on some grass, stand up, open your eyes and look up. You will notice the sky, the clouds, the wind in the trees, the birds, insects, and stand there looking around noticing things you may have not in the past when you were tethered to the phone. Take deep breaths, you are nearly free.

5 – You only need a phone for emergency and necessary calls. If you must buy a mobile phone, buy one with only the bare functions. We advise the Light Phone, a stylish minimalist phone or the MP01.

6 – Congratulate yourself, you are already a few steps ahead of all the zombies around you. From now on you will notice these poor people with their zombie phone stoop in public and you will see what you have escaped from. Please do not think you are completely out of the woods yet, because you still will have many temptations put in front of you daily to return to a zombie hive mind state.

7 – You must resist with all your being if you are ever tempted by social media or zombie smartphone return. You must now remember what it was like to connect with other humans by looking them in the eye, being consciously aware, paying attention and connecting to whatever is around you at the time you are there. You are interacting with people and their actual self being whereas a mobile phone zombie is constantly thinking about their phone or the latest Facebook comment.

8 – As more people break away from the hive mind digital prison, then the controllers will lose their war to imprison, dumb down and control humanity. We urge you dear reader, please move forward, reclaim your true creative humanity and your ability to think for yourself. You can do this, you can break free and live a happy existence away from what they have created to kill your mind and spirit.

Remember that the late Steve Jobs and current Silicon Valley tech hierarchy severely limit the use of smartphones and ipads for their children for a very good reason, they know the consequences of these machines and how they are being proliferated worldwide to control and subvert populations.

 

How Do Casinos Guard Against Unethical Behavior?

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How Do Casinos Guard Against Unethical Behavior?

It is very important for the internet casinos that you register to exercise virtuous standards of gambling. This is very important as you do not want to get caught in the wrong end of the play for no fault of yours. It is highly important for you to ensure that the online games provider you are choosing is legitimate and carries the regulation and the license from the respective organisations to run the site. You need to stay clear of all the unethical casinos in order to protect your personal and financial information from getting leaked over the internet.

Casinos Need to Support Customers

It is not just the betting houses, but there are even certain gamblers who carry out unethical practices and spoil the reputation and the name of the betting site. The best of the best gambling sites uphold the laws and the rules and regulations to run their business. They do everything in their might to protect the interests of their genuine customers. The laws apply to each and everybody who becomes a member of the casino and is not limited to a certain group of people. If a betting site imposes a law that is confined to just a certain group of players, then this is not a reputable option followed by the gaming house. Such gambling centres should not be allowed to operate and they must be opposed. There is no way a business can charge two different amounts for the same products on different customers. A gaming club is in this business to make profits and no one is against this. But, it has to make profits in the right manner and without cheating the general public or their customers.

Problems that Gaming Houses Face

There is a wide range of unethical problems that an internet or mobile casino face these days. The biggest challenge faced in recognising and finding out the undesirables singing up. There are many excluders and the banned people who can easily try to get access to the betting houses online. It is very important that they make use of the best regulatory and security measures to safeguard their business and that also without causing any disturbance to their business functioning and also their genuine customers. There are certain unprincipled groups looking to upset a gambling den’s apple cart and the business needs to be having a strict vigil on them. If they fail to have a grip over these unruly elements or groups, then they can have a serious impact on the fiscal of the site. The wrong practices are a serious troublemaker to all the concerned areas of the gaming house. There need to be proper and thought through measures to be implemented to get over the immoral doings that are causing problems to the casino industry.

What Falls Under the Unethical Practices Sphere?

The following are some of the important factors that fall under the ambit of dishonourable practices in an online gambling industry.

  • The resorting to deception, cheating, and dishonesty standards by the unruly elements;
  • Misrepresentation of the facts with the aim to create confusion and suspicion in the minds of genuine customers;
  • Emotional blackmail and manipulation of the people to make the most out of their helplessness;
  • The desire to gain massive profits and to achieve it with all kinds of illegal ways;
    Creating false reports and documents to show increased profits;
  • Trying to avoid the penalties and paying out the compensations for the wrong deeds and acts;
  • Not being transparent enough and trying to dodge the government investigations;
  • Gaining access to the privacy of the members to gain their personal and financial information.

How to Correct Unethical Behavior?

  • Bring in the Business Ethics Culture

There needs to be a business ethics that should be formulated by the casino so that the workers are fully aware of the rules of the trade and try to practice them. The people must be given the freedom and liberty to raise their voice if they see any wrong practices happening around. There need to be seminars conducted for the employees about ethical business practices followed.

Compliance Officers

It is important for the compliance officers to be in place to check out any unruly behaviours happening in the casino world. They should be having strict vigil against unruly elements joining as the workers or customers. They should always be on the lookout for any abuse, deception, cheating, or bribery taking place.

Encouragement for Ethical Members

The people who work to practice the casino ethical standards must be recognized and also be awarded for their good deeds. This will rub off among the other members and customers and they also will start to practice principled standards when working or playing in the betting den.

When there is no lack of company ethics and the online and brick and mortar gaming houses practice moral standards, they are sure to see great business profits.

Theresa May to Conduct Mass Debate on TV

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Theresa May to Conduct Mass Debate on TV

News just in, PM Theresa May is going to have a mass debate on the BBC it has been confirmed today.

TV bosses were however not sure who or when the PM will have a mass debate with, because she keeps ducking and diving in and out of the debate.

“She calls me and says she will have a mass debate session with Jeremy Corbyn watching, but there will be no Brexiteers allowed on the show. Then after five minutes she calls back cancelling her mass debate so we cancel everything. Two minutes later she calls and says she will have a mass debate with herself but filmed by us to be broadcast after the watershed,” an exhausted BBC executive revealed today.

One of the PM’s aides, John Sommers, was indignant about the whole affair.

It’s a sticky problem

“I just told her, come on, pull your fingers out. You’re already knuckles deep in it. You have to have this mass debate otherwise people won’t take you seriously anymore. Trying to get the PM to make a decision is like rubbing a forty day old pollock until all the fish juice squirts out all over the carpet, imagine the smell of it.”

After much wrangling, it has been officially confirmed Theresa May will have her mass debate on telly, this Saturday. She will be mass debating with herself and trying to convince herself that her Brexit In Name Only bad deal is what people want.

“The PM firmly believes in repetition. For example, if you say a lie to people long enough, not only do they start to believe your lies, but eventually you will believe your own lies. That is the way the cookie crumbles,” the PM’s aide added.

 

 

Tumblr Against Nudity: Saying ‘No’ to the Female Form

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Tumblr Against Nudity: Saying ‘No’ to the Female Form

Western civilisation is often proud of its freedom of speech and lack of censorship. In the past two decades, considerable results have been achieved in the fight for human rights, especially regarding LGBT members and women. However, it seems within the last several years the once easy-going West has reverted back to the puritanical Middle Ages, with new censorious Soviet-style restrictions appearing thus silencing the voices of the minority and adults in general.

Tumblr is a place where people create blogs, find friends, and share everything one could even think of. Discussions of LGBT representation in media, explicit fan fiction and fan-art, sharing of nude pictures — Tumblr allowed the exploration of one’s sexuality. It was common to see posts like “small breasts are absolutely valid” or “check wellhello com review here and let’s meet”, with people eliminating such concepts as body shaming and sex work/dating sites negativity. Now, though, everything has sadly changed.

Tumblr’s New Policy

Tumblr has around 450 million blogs. As of December 17, the following rules become active.

· No explicit and graphic content, including photos, gifs, and fan-art;
· Especially no sex-related content;
· Especially no ‘female-presenting nipples’.

Needless to say, such news shocked every single user of the once liberty driven site. The last category has become particularly horrific yet hilarious, with people exchanging pics ten times more actively, letting Tumblr staff guess which nipples could be recognized as female. Apparently, Tumblr officially recognizes male nipples as less sexy than those of females, but what about transgenders or people with breast scars who want to discuss their stories?

Tumblr claims that banning explicit content is to safeguard “children”, which is strange indeed since children are not supposed to be on Tumblr in the first place. So, how does Tumblr intend to achieve its new policy?

Tumblr’s Actual New Policy

As of now, Tumblr has managed to do the following:

· Flagged every second non-explicit post related to LGBT, including text posts, all of which are supposed to be allowed;
· Flagged works of art and sculptures with and without nudity;
· Flagged bread;
· Flagged its own post with a new policy announcement.

Hysterical laughter is the only reaction Tumblr users are now experiencing. There is much speculation discussing the fact that Tumblr was kicked off Apple and wants to return there, that it wants to secure the support of family-friendly organizations, etc. Which is the truth? No one knows. However, it is undoubtedly an act of censorship that targets LGBT members and women in particular.

Tumblr’s new anti-sex policy is proving to be anti-LGBT and anti-female, and millions of users, including minorities and sex workers, are risking losing their safe harbor.

In an attempt to eliminate healthy sexual self-expression, Tumblr even accidentally banned itself. It would have been funny if it wasn’t so disastrous, especially considering the century we live in.

Screw the John Lewis Christmas Ad – Alternative Released

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Screw the John Lewis Christmas Ad – Alternative Released

The run-up to Christmas in the UK always features some sappy loved up £25 million budgeted John Lewis advert plastered all over the media with paid shills oohing and aahing over its gratuitous saccharine banality as the featured song naturally goes to Number one on the singles chart.

Well fuck that! Thanks to Bernet Tregaskis, we have a new Christmas song and it’ll have you vomiting carrot soup onto your grandmother’s blue hair this festive season.

Smoke a rock, sit back and press play because you are about to be transported into the future of Christmas.

These talented chaps can be found at: http://www.bernettregaskis.com/ and Instagram

Make some serious cash today – http://www.cash4dreams.co.uk/

#MeToo Business Dynamics: “Hiring Women is Unknown Risk”

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#MeToo Business Dynamics: “Hiring Women is Unknown Risk”

Many high end businesses are now not hiring women for a very good reason, #MeToo.

Male bosses are advising the limit of risk, and this includes no dinner with female colleagues, never sit next to them on flights, do not talk to them in a room alone, book a hotel room on another floor, never hire them unless extremely necessary.

“Essentially big finance has cut off all ties with women, simply because they are too high risk. You not only have risk of saying the wrong thing by accident and being #MeToo pilloried, or having a woman accuse you of sexual misconduct, or the added risk for the business with women becoming pregnant adding on huge costs like maternity leave. The list is too long to mention here, but we just don’t hire them anymore. It’s as simple as that,” one CEO at a top trading firm in Wall Street revealed.

Even talking to a woman at work is now risky because of the #MeToo era, anything a man says can be construed as sexist, offensive or demeaning.

“We have one who works on our floor. We just nod at her or grunt a hello and walk past. You just can’t say anything else because of the lawsuits and Twitter,” a scared male employee revealed.

The risk limiting is also now extending to the White House, where Vice President Mike Pence recently revealed that he avoids dining with women other than his wife.

“The golden rule from now on is never speak to a female colleague at work, avoid them at all costs. If you have to speak to a woman and it is necessary for the job, you must have at least four witnesses present, and all the doors open, even if it is meant to be a private matter. The best way to avoid all of the hassle is not hiring women, and we are adopting this rule as number one. We just can’t function properly with that kind of threat hanging over us every day, so we limit the risk by deleting the risk, you know what I mean?” another Wall Street boss revealed.

Looks like the days of the Wolf of Wall Street are far gone.

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