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How to Pick a Winning Horse at the Cheltenham Festival?

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How to Pick a Winning Horse at the Cheltenham Festival?

The Cheltenham Festival is fast approaching and horse racing punters are gearing up for the biggest event on the National Hunt calendar. Hundreds of millions of pounds will be wagered on the 28 horse races run at Prestbury Park during the four-day event.

The Cheltenham Festival is one of the biggest race meetings in the world. The four days of racing are a punter’s dream and you can get bet bonuses from this website before wagering on the horses you believe will win the races.

Winning a bet on horse racing isn’t as simple as selecting a runner and popping down a few quid. It takes time and research to determine which horse you should wager on. You should also know the stable, jockey and trainer that the horse works with. Yes, there is a lot that goes into picking a winning at the Cheltenham Festival. These tips should improve your chances of picking out that perfect horse on race day.

Know the races

When researching the horses for a race, only consider the high-level races that they have competed in. Low-level races can be misleading as the horses may have only run those competitions as warm-ups or the competition may have been lacking. High-level races give you a better indication of how they will perform at the Cheltenham Festival. The Gold Cup is the headline race of the festival and is a high-level competition like few others in the world. Punters are debating which horse will win the Gold Cup 2020 and this guide gives bettors the latest promo codes when wagering on the race.

 

Consider the race distance

A horse that has dominated a shorter race distance may not easily adapt to longer races. Horse experienced in longer races may also struggle when moved down to shorter distances as longer races allow them to overcome slow starts. The race distance can play a major factor in a horse’s performance, so study your selection’s race lengths carefully.
Study performance at the racetrack

The Cheltenham Festival takes place at Prestbury Park, one of the premier horse racecourses in the United Kingdom. Horse race meetings take place at the racecourse all year long. Leading up to the Cheltenham Festival, a horse could compete at the track several times. Study the horses’ performances at the racecourse in previous events as there may be something about the racecourse that either improves or hinders the horse you want to wager on.

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Know the jockey

Experts are split on how much impact a jockey has on a horse’s performance. However, experts do typically agree that a top jockey can take a great race horse and make it even better. Before making your selection have a look at the jockey and learn about his/her past performances. The jockey could be that 5% difference that leads to a race win at the festival.

Consider the trainer’s past successes

The top trainers in UK and Irish horse racing continue to win silverware. These men and women routinely produced top-notch race horses that compete in the best events year in, year out. Along with knowing the jockey that is in the saddle, you must consider the trainer’s past successes. Although a trainer winning at the Cheltenham Gold Cup or the Grand National doesn’t necessarily mean his/her latest horse will win a race, it does give some indication that can justify you making a wager.

What to Give the Lady in Your Life This Valentine’s Day

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What to Give the Lady in Your Life This Valentine’s Day

This Valentine’s Day, is much like any past celebration of romantic love, and as a man you will want to impress upon your lady a gift to show your undying love and servitude to her feminine beauty.

This is where the right gift will bring an irresistible chill of electricity down her spine, her neck will glow invitingly, and her nether regions will align with the planets, her fragrant rose petals exuding a tantalising invitation for pollination.

(Sound of car screeching to a halt)

As if it wasn’t hard enough for men already, a new national survey has revealed that modern women are pretty much devoid of any form of romanticism these days, especially on Valentine’s Day.

Mavis Longleat, a dating consultant is not surprised in the least.

“The main focus is now on money. Just look at Meghan Markle as an example, she threw away the romantic fairy tale life of a royal princess, so she can milk Americans of their hard cash. Modern Western women want independence and equality as well as credit cards, suitcases full of cash, or fleets of Maseratis delivered to their door for Valentine’s Day.  ”

Which credit card is on the top of the list this Valentine’s Day that women want? The survey revealed that credit card gifts from men with high spending limits were desired by ladies the most. A single rose or a poem, maybe a tentative kiss, or dinner were deemed as worthless for modern women.

Valentine’s Credit Day

1) Barclays Premier Card with money back points will put a big smile on her face this Valentine’s, especially when she puts you in debt for the next twenty years.

2) HSBC credit card, comes with air miles for more long distance shopping trips and luxuriously expensive beach holidays for her pleasure only.

3) American Express Platinum credit card, after she maxes the card, she will hand you the bill, then tell you to get out.

4) Tesco credit card, the lucky lady will get points every time she uses it but the man gets no points, he might get a sniff at the nape of her dress after the third or fourth date, only after she’s cleaned out his account completely.

5) NatWest credit card, for that special Valentine’s experience. Give her a day or two to max out the card limit before she moves on to the next sucker.

Happy fucking Valentine’s Day.

Remainer Chancellor Scalped

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Remainer Chancellor Scalped

Sajid Javid, the Remainer Chancellor has been scalped.

The bald scalp of Javid was paraded briefly around the gates of the Treasury before being unceremoniously dumped in a bin somewhere where pigeons swooped down to fight over the shiny floppy piece of scalp.

One onlooker was disgusted at the sight.

“I was eating my burger when I saw some men dump a human scalp with a toothpick stuck in it in the bin right next to the Treasury. The pigeons then began fighting over the stretchy morsel. At that moment, I vomited over the waitress, and a piece of regurgitated gherkin trickled into her mouth, causing her to vomit as well. Everyone in the restaurant then started vomiting. Thank you very much Sajid fucking Javid!”

It seems Number 10 was looking for more of a Dave and George theme as opposed to a Tony and Gordon fiasco.

There were further questions on Javid’s policy’s when he threatened to soak the rich with a new wealth tax for the next budget, something more akin to a Corbynite Chancellor. Hopefully the new Chancellor will not adopt Javid’s horrible proposals, and we can all move on with a smooth Brexit without another Remainer Chancellor putting a spanner in the works.

Coronavirus Misses Africa and South America For Now

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Coronavirus Misses Africa and South America For Now

It is interesting that the new virus spreading across mostly China, and the rest of the world has completely bypassed Africa and South America.

What does this mean? Could this coronoavirus COVID19, be some kind of genetically modified virus that mainly targets specific races? Not only is the virus highly contagious, but it is now mutating, which is something the authorities are not releasing to the public. The incubation period is now 24 days, as opposed to the released 14 day period.

Some pharmaceutical firms are revealing they are trying to create a vaccine for COVID19 which will be ready in 18 months time, however this is flawed because by that time, the virus would have mutated to a completely different strain and would be useless.

How do you combat a virus that is mutating at different levels of infection which resembles the HIV virus in construction with an actual lethality rate more in the region 18-30%. The virus gain-of-function mutation means it is absolutely deadly, because it is not only transmitted via urine and faeces but by air, and by touch. The WHO has stated that COVID19 is even deadlier than Ebola and ‘More powerful’ than terrorist attack simply because of its ability to spread via the air, through touching surfaces, as well as faeces, and urine.

The generic blue surgical masks that are seen being worn by most Chinese people are absolutely useless, because those masks do not protect from external viral threats, they are only designed to protect others from the user, however this is also not the case, because prolonged usage creates condensation and more water droplets, therefore increasing the infection rate further. Furthermore, the people who wear masks are also neglecting contamination through the eyes, as minute water droplets containing the virus will be everywhere, especially in enclosed spaces with lots of people. This is why, it is important to cover the eyes and hands as well, and to wash every time you come back from being in a public place.

To compound the viral threat, specifically in China, the virus is also spreading through the contaminated water system, including bottled water which contains noticeable levels of human faeces.

Interestingly enough, the virus has not been detected in either South America or Africa, but if it does reach those areas, would they be able to cope? Most certainly, the infection rate would sky rocket because of the limited medical care available, as well as the unsanitary conditions most people live in.

The human death toll as reported by the Chinese authorities is 100% false, and we may never know the true numbers of deaths because the crematoriums are working 24 hours a day seven days a week to incinerate any evidence the dead ever existed.

In global economic terms, the coronavirus could devastate the world’s economy if large tracts of China’s manufacturing are affected for a prolonged period. Unfortunately, the global economic leaders in the West have put all their eggs in the Chinese basket, which has left it severely vulnerable to events like the coronavirus stopping production.

DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION: Rise Up Chinese People From Communist Oppression During Coronavirus Epidemic

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DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION: Rise Up Chinese People From Communist Oppression During Coronavirus Epidemic

The Coronavirus epidemic in China has brought to the fore the absolute brutality of the totalitarian communist regime in place in the vast country, and this is why a democratic revolution is needed now more than ever.

As people you are taken away, put in wards where there is little or no treatment, or your homes barricaded without food or water, or if you tell the truth about the coronavirus spread, detained, tortured and told to sign a false confession. The amount of unspeakable horror committed by the Chinese communist state during this virus outbreak are too numerous to write here.

There is a way out. Resistance, organised resistance against the communist state en masse. Fight, fight for freedom, liberty, democracy and justice.

During this time of coronavirus now is the time to get organised, to fight back against your oppressors and the officials who have left many to die needlessly. Every day the thousands of bodies that are cremated, and not recorded in the documentation is not only a cover-up, but a form of genocide. The nameless are simply erased from the earth, whole families cremated and all records of their existence deleted.

You may die, you may survive, but democratic revolution can come when enough people rise up to topple the communists who have brought a rotten curtain over China for so long.

Democracy can win through oppression, and the totalitarian communist Chinese state is now in a state of disarray, this is the time to bring about revolution which will complete the Tiananmen Square fight of 1989.

Guerilla warfare is the way to bring Democracy to China, as a technique Mao Tse Tung used to bring communism to China. The communists have banned firearm use, however these can be easily obtained from the right people.

You can restore the real China once again, the true China that the people deserve, throw away the Red Book, burn it!

FIGHT!

RISE UP OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF CHINA — BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR LAND — BRING FREEDOM TO YOUR PEOPLE.

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Coronavirus Pandemic: Chinese State Rounding Up Political Opponents and Undesirable Citizens

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Coronavirus Pandemic: Chinese State Rounding Up Political Opponents and Undesirable Citizens

In the guise of quarantine, reports are coming through that  the Chinese state is using the virus outbreak as an excuse to round up those who are deemed enemies of the state.

Chinese citizens who are political activists especially those who support democracy or tell the truth are being falsely accused of coronavirus infection and then put in internment camps and quarantine centres where they are then infected by the virus.

“If you are on the list, they will come for you, and you will never be seen again,” one fearful lawyer revealed on Twitter.

There is a serious element of fear to the totalitarian Chinese state’s Stalinist actions, but there is nothing anyone can do to counteract it, and nowhere to escape because the coronavirus has caused all borders to be checked and all roads controlled. This situation is the perfect opportunity for China’s state to clean house.

 

Citizen journalist, Chen Qiushi is currently missing, and disappeared a few days ago after posting his latest coronavirus update video. No one yet knows where he has been taken, but many speculate he was arrested and detained by the Chinese communist Stasi police and will be tortured before being indefinitely detained in a Chinese gulag.

Holiday Competition: Daily Squib Giving Away 100 Luxury Cruise Tickets to Japan Coast

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Holiday Competition: Daily Squib Giving Away 100 Luxury Cruise Tickets to Japan Coast

Fancy an all paid-for luxury cruise on the open ocean worth a whopping £18,700 each?

Today is your lucky day, the Daily Squib Exclusive Cruise Competition will ensure 100 lucky Squib readers will have the time of their short life.

Embarking from Hong Kong to Yokohama harbour, Japan, you will thrill in the journey of a lifetime, on a one way journey you will never forget.

Forget ballroom dancing in the vast ballroom, deck quoits or delicious meals in one of the exclusive restaurants serving up gourmet cuisine to die for, your entire journey will be confined to a single cabin. Not only that, when you get to Yokohama, you will further be confined to your cabin indefinitely with little or no news when you will be released, only to be visited by men in Hazmat suits and masks checking momentarily if you are still alive.

During the period of quarantine, you will be bored out of your fucking mind, in fact, the mere thought of the ship sinking will fill you with a horrific sort of glee, because it will mean you are actually doing something, like, sinking. Doing anything apart from looking out your cabin window at a few seagulls and another grey day ported in Yokohama harbour will obviously be an annoyance, but at least you didn’t pay for this shit, unlike those poor bastards aboard the Diamond Princess cruise ship stuck in the same place you’re going.

You’re highly enjoyable cruise may end abruptly however if the Coronavirus digs in and you stop breathing, unfortunately this will impact on your cruise experience, therefore it is certainly safer to wash those hands every few minutes with warm water and soap, and to refrain from snogging some 85-year-old fellow cruiser on the mouth, or be around any other human being at all. Bon Voyage!

To enter the Daily Squib Exclusive Cruise Competition, please send in a SAE with your name and address to Corona Cruise Comp. P.O. Box 387, Charring Cross Road, London, WC2H 0AW. 

Celebrities Will Get Medals and Paraded Through Streets For Coming Out As Gay

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Celebrities Will Get Medals and Paraded Through Streets For Coming Out As Gay

With the jubilant celebratory coming out festival of day-time-tv celebrity, Phillip Schofield, plans are being hatched in Whitehall to encourage and celebrate more closet homosexual celebrities to face up to their years of lying.

“You’d have to be a blind wombat to not realise that Schofield was an uphill gardener, especially his oblivious mannerisms around his co-host Holly Willoughby, a fine piece of totty that would be hard to work with without trying to dip the ol’ wick every two minutes,” one TV viewer quipped from his couch.

Whitehall mandarin, Arbuthnot Pontefract, who is himself a raving queen, and is charmingly nicknamed ‘Gladys’ around the office, has serious plans for celebrity homosexuals.

“We must forget about parading people who show real feats of bravery like saving people from burning buildings, or running through enemy lines and evading capture whilst simultaneously dispatching dozens of soldiers, no! Overpaid celebrities and their pampered lifestyles lived under a lie for decades are the seat of true bravery when they finally come out for whatever reason about their actual sexuality. Modern Western women love it when men come out as gay because it bolsters the feminist agenda to emasculate the male population further.

“I am proposing four days of celebration across Britain when a celebrity comes out as a woofter. They should get a medal at Buckingham Palace from the Queen, then paraded through the streets on an open-top bus, with people cheering from Lands End to John O’Groats.

“Our records show about 94% of Britain’s celebrities are gay, so Britain will be on a permanent state of celebration and partying, honouring the bravery of these wonderful gay celebrities.

“We will celebrate in the schools, on the beaches, and in the saunas.”

Encouraging homosexuality and transgenderism is a major heavily pushed agenda by Western governments, this is why celebrities are encouraged to come out as a pure advertisement to increase the numbers amongst the masses.

Former Prince Harry Paid £775K by JP Morgan to Reveal He is in Therapy

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Former Prince Harry Paid £775K by JP Morgan to Reveal He is in Therapy

Everyone already knows Harry is in therapy, because he mentions it whenever he gives a speech, but this time, he was paid a massive £775,000 to tell some JP Morgan fat heads that he is receiving therapy for his mental condition.

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The former prince, who supposedly left the UK and royal family because of a lack of privacy, went into great detail about his private mental state in front of hundreds of amused bankers. To compound the speech, Harry this time added he is receiving therapy for the loss of his mum, which is a code that extra pity points were now involved. No doubt the loss of any parent is very hard hitting for a child or adult, however, if Harry cared so much, why not forego the £775,000 bank transfer he’s receiving for cashing in on his mum’s name?

Would Harry’s late mummy be proud that one her sons was touting her name around trying to plead sympathy whilst being paid vast sums of cash from some evil banking corporation that would gladly finance land mine fields in distant African lands for profit, and is no doubt a brutal financier to all sorts of unethical global horror for huge profits?

In Harry’s defence, he is being manipulated to tout his morose speeches by his new wife, a calculating schizoid psychopath who was most probably clapping furiously in the audience as her controlled automaton read from his contrived, well-calculated script, as she checked on her iPhone whether the money went through.

Well, in all fairness, Harry has to grease the cogs of his North American trip, so there will be a multitude of these little speeches across the continent touting his miserable mental state of affairs, and the people who pay for these speeches are just as culpable to the former royal’s misery porn polluting the already banal airwaves with even more saccharine maudlin syrup dripping from the fat fingers of JP Morgan executives, as they sit back and watch their stock price rise, smiling slyly at the feeble former royal belching on and on and on about his mental health…

The Historic Wembley Stadium – Home to English Football, Cup Finals, NFL Matches and More!

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The Historic Wembley Stadium – Home to English Football, Cup Finals, NFL Matches and More!

There is no doubt in saying that Wembley is one of the most famous stadiums in the world. It has a very interesting history and people have witnessed many historic football games in this arena. So if you are a football fan and want to learn some additional info about Wembley, this piece may shed some light on the subject. In this article, you will get to know about the historic Wembley Stadium. Along with this, some fun and interesting facts about Wembley will also be mentioned.

The first Wembley Stadium was constructed in 1923. It was built for the British Empire Exhibition and the plans were made that once the exhibition ended, the stadium would be demolished. But somehow, the demolition of the stadium didn’t happen. After that, the original Wembley remained in use for 77 years. But unfortunately, after being used for 77 years, Wembley was demolished and all the activities in the stadium halted. After two years, the reconstruction started again but due to some legal hurdles and financial obstructions, it was delayed. Finally, after four years of delay, the construction of the New Wembley completed in March 2007. The only difference was that the old stadium was owned by the Wembley Company but when it was reconstructed, the Football association owned it.

 

When the stadium was first built, it had a capacity of 125,000 people. The first opening of the original Wembley was completed by King George V on 28 April 1923. At the opening, over 30,000 people appeared to enjoy the exhibition.

Coming to the Wembley Stadium events, White Horse’ FA Cup Final was the first event that was enjoyed at the New Wembley FC. For the first events, the Football Association did not sell tickets, which caused a chaotic situation in which more than 250,000 people were held inside the stadium. The interesting thing is that the capacity was only for 120,000 people and due to the lack of capacity, around 60,000 people were left outside. However, a police officer on a white horse controlled the situation and that’s the reason why the walkway to the new arena is called White Horse Bridge. If you look at the beginning of the New Wembley, then you will see that it was started with some controversy. People were very unhappy that the Twin Towers had been demolished and when the FA released that Twin Towers would not play any role in the new stadium design, people were outraged. To fill the void of the Twin Towers, a retractable roof was constructed.

However, it is very evident that Wembley has faced a lot of setbacks since the beginning, but still, the new arena has shown a very decent growth. Over the past years, many new events have been hosted in the New Wembley. Bon Jovi was supposed to be the first event but due to some reasons, George Michael took the honour.

Even after facing so many troubles, once again it became the national football team home and hosted the final of FA cup. Apart from this, all the opening and ceremonies of the 2010 Olympics were held in this stadium and it played a very important role. Since its reopening, many new sports have been organized in this venue. Some of them include rugby union, rugby league, NFL events, etc. The fun part is that not only sports but music have also once again become one of the attractions of this stadium. Many artists hosted their live events such as the Live Earth concert. The main purpose of this music concert was to raise awareness of environmental issues.

Wembley is one of the oldest football stadiums and in this stadium many football records have been made and broken. If you talk about history, then Wembley is known for different historical football matches that changed the football world. Most of the legendary football players have played in this stadium and it is still the most loved football stadium in the world. All the important information regarding the history of Wembley is mentioned above. Hope this article will clear some of your queries and give you some valuable information.

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