17.7 C
London
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
secret satire society
Home Blog Page 225

Brown Sugar Brown Sugar Brown Sugar

0

“Brown Sugar” was released in April 1971 as the first single from the album Sticky Fingers. While the US single featured only “Bitch” as the B-side, the British single featured that track plus a live rendition of Chuck Berry’s “Let It Rock”, recorded at the University of Leeds during the 1971 tour of the United Kingdom.

Originally, Mick Jagger wrote this as “Black Pussy.” He decided that was a little too direct and changed it to “Brown Sugar.”

The song is also the first single released on Rolling Stones Records (catalogue number RS-19100) and is one of the two Stones songs (along with “Wild Horses”) licensed to both the band and former manager Allen Klein (a result of various business disagreements) resulting in its inclusion on the compilation album Hot Rocks 1964–1971. “Brown Sugar” is also included on the most significant latter-day Rolling Stones compilations, Jump Back, Forty Licks and GRRR!.

To promote the song, the Rolling Stones performed on Top of the Pops with the performance taped sometime around late March 1971, and being shown on 15 April and 6 May.

In the United Kingdom, the single was originally issued in mono using a now-rarely heard bespoke mono mix. This mono mix has never been used on any compilation.

According to the book Up And Down With The Rolling Stones by Tony Sanchez, all the slavery and whipping is a double meaning for the perils of being “mastered” by Brown Heroin, or “Brown Sugar.” The drug cooks brown in a spoon.

The song was performed routinely during the Stones’ 1970 European Tour, occupying a prominent spot near the end of the set list even though audiences were unfamiliar with it. The band opened the shows of their infamous 1972 American Tour with “Brown Sugar”, and it has since become a Stones concert staple.

Fake Vice President Attends Fake Photo Opp With Fake Child Actors

0

You don’t get more fake than Kamala Harris, who is a fake vice president who conducted a fake election and definitely won through huge levels of electoral fraud. This imposter, is not only a fake Vice President, but now conducts fake photo opps with fake child actors in tow, to add to the cringeworthy fakeness of it all.

Beyond satire

If anyone has heard the fake cackle of Kamala Harris as she avoids another question about the millions of illegal aliens being allowed to cross the border into the country from Mexico, will know that everything about this fickle, plastic fake person is not real or genuine in any sense.

“She’s a fake vice president, just like Biden is a fake who has fake White House sets, because he is not allowed in the White House. Kamala Harris is so fake in every way that it is now nigh on impossible for her to ever tell the truth on anything. She has built up such a fake facade of unrealness that if anyone even uttered some truthful words to her, she would have that person either arrested or shot by her fake coterie of fake Secret Service men, who are also not real, and carry fake firearms because they are all now anti-gun trans gay eco warriors,” a Capitol Hill observer revealed on Wednesday.

If NASA wanted to actually do something good, they should take the entire fake Biden administration, put them in a fucking rocket, and shoot the bastards into space on a one way motherfuckin’ trip into oblivion!

Simultaneous Global Events are Always Engineered

0

The current energy and food crisis many are witnessing in multiple countries and regions around the globe are events occurring simultaneously. The shelves are already being emptied in many food stores globally partly due to fractured supply lines, fuel shortages, delivery driver absence, consumer panic.

What does a particular series of events that occur simultaneously around the globe tell us? Well, for one, these events are part of an engineered wave, as much as the Covid pandemic was an initial engineered wave of attack on the populations of the globe. In a war, there are usually waves and waves of attacks on an enemy. In this case, the global population is the enemy, and ordinary civilians who are merely trying to get on living their mundane lives are affected adversely without knowing why or how they are being attacked.

Coordinated Global Crisis

“It’s a simple way of disruption; civilians are stopped by organised protests on the motorways, store shelves are empty of produce, and the cost of staple utilities are either made scarce or the price of everyday products shoot through the sky. The general population do not know what is going on, and are bemused as they are steadily restricted in their freedoms and ability to survive, especially during the freezing, wet Northern winters. Wave after wave, the attacks continue unabated, and it seems the respective governments simply stand by and watch, even increasing taxes on the populace to compound the pain,” one observer of the global phenomenon remarked.

Much of the general populace within the last year or so have not prepared food reserves sufficiently, and it is now that they will suddenly realise what is going on, but it will already be too late. The empty shelves, and rationing in stores will escalate as even more sections of the population realise much to their detriment that they were too slow to act, and are now without essentials like food. They were too busy going on holiday or indulging their mundane lives to prepare as only the few have done so many months/years ago.

To compound the problem, there may be complete electricity blackouts, or the water system stops pumping water to households. In this situation, one would assume that instantaneously, many households would be left high and dry. It would possibly take a day or so before civil unrest begins, especially in the major metropolitan areas.

All of the things the population have taken for granted over the last thirty years were built on cheap money, on quantitative easing, on cheap products manufactured in Communist Chinese factories where many of the workers are paid slave wages so that products can be sold to the West with massive price markups. The populations of the West have been spoiled for choice in supermarkets and shops with almost infinite versions of each type of food or product, however, from now on, those days will be of the past. From now on, there will be less products available on shelves, and less variety for the consumer.

This is a global problem, and in countries like China and India, already there are major blackouts, with cuts in production. The Lebanon has been without power for the past two days, and in Europe, much of the Continent is entirely dependent on gas supplies from Russia, which under Putin’s whim can halt supplies at any time if he so wishes.

The supply lines for products moving around the entire globe have now been compromised, and this malaise will continue throughout the entire miserable winter period.

In the UK, the government is not only planning to raise NI tax, but increase Council Tax, increase gas/electricity prices, increase fuel tax prices, as well as increase interest rates to counteract inflation, which will hit many mortgage owners adversely. These actions will have an extreme negative effect on the eudaemonic levels of the general population, increasing violent action within the overcrowded cities.

On top of all of this, the Covid-19 Pandemic will continue, and as much as any government faceless suit says everything is okay now, there will be a continued risk of death from Covid-19, whether people are double jabbed with the vaccine or not. It is not over by all means, but this time there are multiple pronged attacks on the population which will inevitably increase the mortality and poverty rate further.

The population must not only factor in the current levels of attack, but it is almost a certainty that the engineers of this global attack will come up with further methods to reduce the populations and impoverish even more millions of people.

Whatever Just Happened to Switching Channels? David Chappelle Cancelled

In the old days, if you did not like something, you just switched channel, or moved on and did something you liked. These days, the outrage Woke mob try to cancel and ruin your career by any means possible. Whether it is on Twitter, or some other inconsequential trumped-up leftist controlled media portal, the repercussions can land deep if you are, an artist/comedian/writer on the receiving end of the Woke cancel mob. This is why, all it took for David Chappelle, a hugely established left leaning comedian, to be cancelled by the Woke left was a few jokes about LGBTQP on Netflix. Look what they did to poor old J.K. Rowling, who is a real biological woman and proud of her status. For fuck’s sake, even the darling of the left, Bill Maher, thinks the Woke extremists are fucking nuts and have ventured beyond any reasonable level of sensible behaviour.

The Daily Squib saw this shit happening in 2014 during the Obama regime, which was the beginning of the Woke agenda, when no one was even talking about censorship and Wokeness. It was Obama who introduced all these far-leftist Woke groups into the Petri dish of cancel culture shit when he was in power, and encouraged them to act daily ruining free speech.

Comedy, and in our case satire, is now an exercise in self-censorship out of fear of offending one of these cancel-culture Woke zealot cult members. You cannot joke about anything any more without being banned somewhere, or from any leftist controlled biased network. Such is the polarisation these days by the U.S. controlled media, that you are labelled either extreme left or, as the leftists call the conservatives, “Nazis”. In our case, we do not identify with any side, but are avowed to fight authoritarianism on both sides, and the evil creep of extreme totalitarian ideology destroying our precious, and now barely existing Western democracy/freedom of speech.

We should be fighting for our Western democracy, and right to free speech with vigour, simply because to succumb to the leftist cancel culture cult of the Woke mob would be the death of everything we fought for in the last two centuries of Western culture.

As in most cults, the cultists eventually run out of people to fight, and start fighting their own. This phenomenon can be found in many Islamist Jihadist groups who eventually destroy themselves by in-fighting after running out of external enemies to blow up.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you might as well go and blow your fucking brains out right now, and this is the crux of the matter. All these leftist pseudo-communist groups controlled by Chinese communist agents, cannot take a joke at their own expense, they instead are indoctrinated crude automaton brutes with not a single ounce of humour between the lot of them — LGBTQP, ANTIFA, BLM, #METOO etc.

As for David Chappelle, we think his new stuff is okay, but his earlier stuff really shines through, especially the skit about Prince/ Rick James and Eddie Murphy’s brother, Charlie R.I.P. For that, we salute you Dave…but those were the days when people still had a sense of humour.

CBD Laws in the UK: What You Need to Know

0

Despite it being a rather booming niche at the moment, CBD is still a very sensitive topic overall, to say the least. Both manufacturers and sellers must respect strict regulations, as just 0.1% of product or concentration difference can literally make their product illegal.

Moreover, the regulations differ from country to country and continent to continent. By now, we all know how the US is treating CBD within its market. However, some people might not know how this substance looks in the eyes of British authorities. If you want to start a CBD business or enrol in a premium private label CBD program, here’s what you need to know!

Simply Put – Is CBD Legal in the UK?

One might answer this question with both yes and no. CBD is, in fact, legal across the UK, as long as its THC content is under 0.2%. Any kind of product that has more THC than the mentioned percentage becomes illegal.

On top of that, the authorities must also be able to trace a CBD product back to industrial hemp approved by the EU. The UK might not be a part of it anymore, but this doesn’t mean it can’t trade with the rest of the continent.

Licences for CBD Production

cbd-g24911450e_1280CBD connoisseurs already know that no two CBD products are the same – unless coincidence kicks in. This is due to the fact that CBD products are quite customizable. This applies to both THC and CBD concentrations.

Therefore, in order to produce CBD, a person or entity needs to own a licence. As a result, those that want to buy CBD products and resell them must also make sure that the producer is licensed. If not, they might get themselves into some legal trouble.

A licence implies that only the non-controlled parts of the hemp plant can be used in the production of CBD. These parts refer to those that just have commercial purposes. On top of that, the producer can use only seeds that have been approved to grow their hemp.

The Status of CBD in the UK

Both the UK and the WHO deem this wonderful product as non-addictive, and well-tolerated. As we mentioned, this is due to the very limited percentage of THC that most products contain. If it doesn’t have the high, the state allows it.

But we have to take into account the purpose of the CBD product – as there are different types of products. Each type is regulated by its own specific authority in the UK.

  • The UK Food Standards Agency and the European Food Safety Authority The two classify CBD products that are meant to be ingested as a novel food. Such products are given special status and, therefore, can be manufactured and sold in the UK. This is particularly important as these two entities basically make up the FDA of Europe.
    If they allow it, then it means that CBD is past the point of uncertainty when it comes to unknown potential health complications.
  • The Cosmetic Toiletry and Perfumery Association For this entity, CBD and CBD products are located in a grey area. Such products, but with cosmetic purposes, are not yet deemed as having valid benefits/advantages.
  • The Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency This entity is responsible for all CBD-related consumables, as well as for medicine/drugs. Naturally, it does allow CBD, as it regulates tinctures, edibles, oils, as well as supplements. Moreover, the agency did state that it agrees with the fact that any CBD product that is used for medical products can be seen, in fact, as actual medicine. Obviously, that’s a very important step for the CBD industry worldwide.

The Bottom Line

Overall, CBD is legal in the UK and the laws that govern it are not hard to respect, so to speak. Anyone can produce or sell such products easily if they follow the set of regulations.

However, regardless of your place in the chain when it comes to a CBD product, you have to make sure that every other link follows the regulations too. As mentioned, even the seller must confirm that the first plant used in the production of an oil or tincture was EU-approved.

Given the thin line that CBD walks, it’s safe to say that mistakes must not be made!

Biden’s America: People Will Need Buckets of Trillion Dollar Coins to Buy a Loaf of Bread

0

As America is set to default, and lose its AAA status, thanks to the insane leftist spending sprees of the incompetent Biden administration, ordinary Americans are being hit by the beginnings of hyperinflation leading to another Great Depression. Joe Biden’s America is a nightmare configuration of maladjusted variables leading to a hell no one in their right mind would ever want.

During the Weimar Republic’s hyperinflationary disaster of 1923, German citizens were literally going to the shops with fucking buckets of worthless money to buy a single loaf of bread or an apple. As the U.S. Treasury continues printing money, there comes a time when the paper is deemed useless. They can forge as many trillion dollar coins as they want as well, the economy just turns into something worse than Zimbabwe or 1923 Germany.

Biden’s America is a place where insane Democrat socialist/communists are now pushing for a 3.5 trillion spending plan on profligate socialist pet projects that will be sucked up into nowhere and pissed out onto the tented streets of Philadelphia, and other Democrat run states. This is why the likes of Ocasio-Cortez are crying into their copies of Das Kapital as they beg the Senate to pass the spending-spree bill so the money can be pissed away as fast as possible.

As for the stock market, there have been tiny tremors of late, and this is where we come to the insanity of the entire situation, because the fundamentals, the concrete shit does not add up to the fake market rallies. What has been keeping the market going up solidly for the last five years is something that baffles many people, but there will come a time when whatever is artificially propping up the market will suddenly pull the rug from under it, resulting in an almighty fall that will catch many investors and institutions with their pants down.

Certainly, something large is coming down the pike, and this market malaise is also tainted by the Chinese property market, with the likes of Evergrande leading the way. The market repercussions will be felt from Shanghai to Texas as this behemoth goes under, taking many others with it. The Chinese Communist Party, who are now rejecting capitalism and installing many economic restrictions in China, are done playing with the capitalist play book and are now looking back into Chairman Mao’s little red book.

What can the everyday consumer expect from all of this? Expect products to increase in price, and decrease in quantity. Already under Biden, fuel prices have increased by over 250% in some states, and this is all down to Biden’s socialist policies and incompetence. As commodities increase in price to ship/source, this unfortunately is transferred to the consumer who has to foot the bill. For Americans, the cost of living has always been cheap, and they would never dream of paying the prices Europeans pay for their produce, but under Biden, this will become a reality as the value of the dollar will eventually sink into what amounts to worthlessness. The dollar is not backed by anything solid apart from debt, and with a 29 trillion dollar debt, and over 170 trillion dollars in off-balance sheet liabilities. The realised U.S. debt is set to hit 89 trillion dollars by 2029, but only if America still exists by then.

The people who installed the incompetent deranged buffoon Biden as president most certainly knew he would bring America to its knees, as this is part of the agenda of progressive change prescribed by those who control things. Instead of uplifting the economy with jobs; negotiating better trade deals, increasing manufacturing and decreasing prices of goods for consumers, Biden is doing the opposite of what Trump achieved. All of this is for a very good reason, and it’s called the Great Reset, when the only people who will own anything will be the billionaires and corrupt officials, but to achieve this goal, the controllers know that they will have to reduce the populations further. Through increased poverty, virus death, civil unrest, and possibly a war or two, they may achieve their goal eventually within the next decade or so.

Folks, this is reality, this is Joe Biden’s America…

Macron Threatens to Cut Electricity For Millions of Britons

0

Millions of British households could be without electricity in the next few days if vindictive French President Emmanuel Macron and his equally nasty ministers have their way.

French state-run EDF Energy is one of the largest producers of the UK’s electricity, producing around one-fifth of the nation’s electricity from its nuclear power stations, wind farms, coal and gas power stations.

This action is seen as just another Brexit punishment for Britain, amongst many others meted out by EU member states angry that Britain dared to leave the EU Soviet bloc.

Billed as a dispute over fishing rights in UK waters, the French EU mega-trawlers are demanding that they should cause even more ecological damage to the Channel with their huge factory ships that strip the sea of all life and cause irreparable ecological harm.

Speaking in the French parliament, President Macron was adamant that cutting off the electricity to the Channel Islands and parts of mainland Britain would be a message the “pute de merde Rosbifs” will understand.

“Nous sommes already starving the bastards out, and de couper their supply lines. Maintenant, we will arrêter their electricity supply. In 1943, même Hitler could not achieve that, mais aujourd’hui, we can! Nous continuerons à punishing the people of Britain jusqu’à they either rejoin the EU, or all tombent morts!”

 

Every Time You Buy a Chinese Product We Strengthen Our Communist Military to Attack You

0

One could easily say that the People’s Liberation Army of Communist China is fuelling its massive growth from the sales of cheap Chinese products sold to the West. Every day massive containers full of Chinese manufactured cheap and nasty trinkets arrive at Western ports where they are moved to suppliers to sell to the general public. What many do not realise however, is that for every dollar or pound or euro spent on a Chinese product, about 85% goes back into strengthening the Chinese army.

China has been strengthening and modernising its military for the past forty years off the back of the West, and the time is nearing for China to finally use its vast army against the West.

外国人

General Xi Huang Wu, of the PLA, revealed some details on the Chinese version of Twitter, Weibo on Monday.

“Comrades, we must increase production of our products to sell to America, Europe and the USA. We need more missiles, tanks, battleships and fighter jets. For every Chinese product sold to the enemies of China, we not only poison them with cheap toxic plastic, but their money enriches our Soviet Communist military might, so we can crush the enemy when war is declared soon. The West is sealing its own doom every day by purchasing our cheap products, so that we can hit them hard with our modernised military hardware and well-equipped soldiers. Chairman Xi Jinping, our esteemed Comrade in Chief, urges all workers for the communist state to work hard every day making things to sell to Western countries. These stupid foreigners will never know what hits them. In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy’s country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. We do not thus seek to destroy their land, but to simply eradicate their populations, so that we can move our population into their land. In warfare, preparation is key, and comrades, this is why I urge the workers to increase production even more so now before the final push. We will annihilate the Japanese and Australians first, then move on to the rest of the globe! Be ready comrades, for it is your sacrifice of labour in the factories that makes our military invincible!”

The patriotic response to the general’s post was immense, and millions of comments were added praising the general and the PLA.

Meanwhile, in the West, Chinese manufactured products continue to fly off the store shelves, and no one is the wiser.

World Gets Reprieve From Zuckerberg Octopus Grip For Six Hours

0

The globe was free of Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp for six hours yesterday. This state of ‘grave’ affairs did not affect anyone in the Squib offices, but it did affect millions/billions of people around the globe who practically live on those Zuckerberg owned  platforms.

Such is the programming and conditioning of the users of the Zuck-owned platforms that many of the automatons did not know what to say or do for the entire six hours that the internet platforms were offline.

“Some of the drones (Facebook/Instagram users) adopted the foetal position for the entire six-hour period, others self-harmed, and others even considered suicide. The level of programming of these individuals is exemplary, as alters, they are completely encased within the Facebook/Instagram echo chamber limited world created by programmers to program humans. The six-hour period of downtime also saw a huge increase in depression, because the automatons were not getting their instant dopamine fixes when their inane comments were not up voted or ‘liked’,” clinical psychologist, Mike Elmer Huntstinx, revealed on the BBC.

Donny Ultharak, 23, from Los Angeles was receiving counselling for extreme anxiety and depression caused by the Facebook/Instagram outage.

“I, I, I am okay now! Stirrup folding matrix! There is nothing wrong with me now that Facebook is back online. Jibb jabba Mahoney, Chepstow billings, 438/49228/XIXIXI, shamalama ding dong! Ribbit ribbit ribbit!”

Anyway, don’t worry folks, the hive mind echo chamber is back online, and you can slot your automaton minds back into the matrix where it’s nice and safe from the real world. All is well again in the Zuckerberg metaverse where you will be gently guided into what to think, what to say, how to behave and who to vote for.

Global Criminals Exposed in Massive Pandora Papers Offshore Leak

0

Criminals who pose as politicians and upstanding citizens against corruption have been exposed by a huge leak of data showing the amount of their tax evasion and deceit. The Pandora Papers are a Pandora’s box full of shit that exposes a vast global network of criminality that is off the fucking scale.

Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister, is not only known as a war criminal, but now someone who dodged paying HMRC £312,000 worth of stamp duty taxes when he and his wife, Cherie, bought an £8 million London mansion.

Also exposed were many virtue signalling celebrities and pop stars, people like Claudia Schiffer, Shakira, Julio Iglesias as well as corrupt politicians like Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, who has personally led many campaigns against corruption in his country.

Naturally, where there is money laundering and tax evasion, there will always be members of the Putin inner circle named, as well as other Eastern European folk, but that’s just a given, and is to be accepted.

Nothing will be done about the tax evasion, simply because many of the people exposed are above the law.

Would any billionaire feel right about giving away large portions of their ill-gotten gains to a country’s tax man, so it could be pissed away in some social care black hole? Of course, they would not, and it is this reality that will endure for many years to come, even if there are further leaks of offshore data.

The Pandora Papers leaks do not achieve anything apart from exposing hypocrisy, corruption, criminality and greed. What is the point, because many of the people exposed do not feel any form of shame or guilt, if that is what the leaks are supposed to foment?

Do you for one moment think that people like Tony Blair, who was responsible for the deaths of over 80 million humans in the Middle East, will feel a single droplet of shame for his actions in cheating Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs of tax? People like Blair do not feel any form of emotion apart from a robotic sense to acquire great wealth at any expense, and for all-encompassing power.

To the hackers who leaked the data: “Good try, but it will not change a thing”