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Biden Sleeps Whilst Disastrous Afghan Humanitarian Crisis He Created Continues

KABUL - Afghanistan - Joe Biden is complicit in creating one of the worst humanitarian crisis in recent times.

“This is Saigon 1975, the Vietcong were outside the city waiting to storm in, with little or no resistance. This is the fall of Phnom Penh, when Pol Pot and his Khmer Rouge stormed the city, with people begging to board the last U.S. Huey out. Thanks to that lazy fuck Biden, millions of people are being displaced, murdered and abandoned. I lost two legs in Afghanistan, for what? Because of that yella son of a bitch, Joe Biden, we were there for nothing, and achieved nothing,” a bemused, and disgusted former U.S. Marine revealed on Friday.

Kabul Will Fall Soon

UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, is warning of a looming humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan as the escalating conflict brings increased human suffering and civilian displacement.

An estimated 270,000 Afghans have been newly displaced inside the country since January 2021 – primarily due to insecurity and violence –  bringing the total uprooted population to over 3.5 million.

Families forced to flee their homes in recent weeks cite the worsening security situation as the predominant reason for their flight.

The Taliban are said to be dragging civilians into the streets, executing them on the spot. Young girls are forcibly snatched from their homes as young as 7 to be given to Taliban soldiers as sex slaves. 3.5 million people have now been displaced, fleeing in abject terror.

Sleepy Joe Biden, who now has serious blood on his hands, is a disgrace, he is a festering boil on the arse of humanity, who could only quip that the “Afghans should look after themselves”, the question being, what with? The so-called Afghan army soldiers have not been paid for months, they are beleaguered with poor equipment, no ammo and no food. No wonder they are surrendering in droves as the heavily armed and equipped Taliban roll into each town.

Anyone who either voted for Biden, or engineered the electoral process to win him votes, is complicit in the murder of millions of Afghan people. Sure, you may not fucking care, but it’s on your heads, suckers. You helped destroy the lives of a whole nation.

As for the trillions of taxpayers’ money spent in Afghanistan, and the dead/maimed soldiers who gave their lives for nothing, you can thank Joe Biden for that.

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