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eVTOL News: Meet the Jetsons

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The era of flying around everywhere really is coming into the fore, especially when one views the latest video from Jetson, an eVTOL company truly breaking barriers in the industry. Is this the time of the Jetsons? Nearly.

Jetson is a Swedish company with a mission to change the way we travel. They aim to make the skies available for everyone with their safe personal electric aerial vehicle. Jetson was founded by Peter Ternström and Tomasz Patan in 2017. They intend to make everyone a pilot.

Jetson ONE Safety: Race car-inspired Spaceframe safety cell design. Can fly safely with the loss of any one motor. Hands-free hover and emergency functions. Triple redundant flight computer. Ballistic parachute with rapid deployment time. Lidar sensors driven terrain tracking and obstacle avoidance. https://www.jetsonaero.com/

Buy one for only $92,000 delivered to your door 50% assembled in kit form. Flight time is only 20 minutes, and this is the only downside to the current eVTOL craft, they are constrained by the lithium-ion batteries that are presently at their highest technological level. In time, hopefully another form of propulsion which is more efficient will be found, and the cost of these aircraft will decrease. Buy one now, you too can be just like the Jetsons.

Review of Magazine: “Have a Wank” 2022 Annual

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We rarely have the pleasure of reviewing such an esteemed and cultured piece of literature as “Have a Wank” by authors WOTW (Wankers of the World), but here we are, and what a wonderful, entertaining book it is.

First of all, before you open the book, be sure to wear some strong sunglasses, because the graphics resemble some sort of girl’s tabloid magazine you find in a doctor’s waiting room that may cause your eyeballs to literally melt from your face à la the Indiana Jones bad guy at the end of the film.

The “Have a Wank” magazine annual is full to the brim of the usual targets by left-leaning comedy acts. Everyone who is not a Woke neo-Marxist leftist, from the Boris administration to Brexiteers and royalists, receives a wild stroking session from the wankers. Today’s socialist eco-Tories aren’t even Conservative in any way, but that is neither here nor there when it comes to vitriol. It’s the same old echo chamber Corbynista jokes we see with frequency, an almost uniform homogeneity of similar template jokes for socialists and assorted leftists along the spectrum seen on all those back-slapping weekly news shows on the BBC performed by the same white comedian Soho private members club boyos, over, and over again ad infinitum.

All in all, this is a spectacularly well put together annual, and you can tell a lot of money and work has gone into the general template silliness of it. Perhaps you are an Islingtonian champagne socialist, you shop at Waitrose, read the Grauniad and praise the political ideology of Karl Marx at every opportunity, despite living in a £1.8 million single bedroom flat above a bijoux organic vegan food shop on Upper Street where a tomato can be purchased for £4.80 — “Have a Wank”, will be right up your superior wanker’s alley. Stroke away, and leave your mess within the pages, you deserve it.

The Lost Eccentrics of the World Weep at Woke Prison Camp Earth

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We are living in a Woke prison camp gulag PC automaton echo chamber world where all the magic, wonder and life’s unique eccentricities have been flushed away into nothingness. What would the wonderful eccentrics of the past think of today’s insipid puritanical boring world where a little craziness and freedom of expression would be a refreshing breath of fucking air?

You cannot do this; you cannot say that, you cannot dress like that, you cannot write that, you cannot make that film, you cannot sing that song, you cannot drink or smoke that, you cannot mention that person, you cannot paint that picture, you cannot have sex with that person, you cannot say you like that person etc…

Eccentrics like Serge Gainsbourg, Oliver Reed, Burton, Mad Jack Churchill, John Wilmot 2nd Earl of Rochester, Keith Moon, Rimbaud, John Bonham, Gaius Caligula, O’Toole, Richard Harris, John Mytton, Lee Marvin, Hicks, Bowie, Hendrix, Hopper, Marquis de Sade, Baudelaire, Roky Erickson, Hunter S. Thompson, Wilde, Crowley, Jim Morrison to name a few dead unconventional folks…must be all laughing at the complete boring fuckery of what is going on right now. At least they got their rocks off and their kicks before they bowed out ungracefully, living a hundred lives in one life. This assortment of effervescent monsters intertwined within a vortex of genius and madness pulsating with wild permeating vigour metabolising into an almighty globular titanic mess spelling out the magical formula for disorderly unfettered freedom and existence.

Hollywood Actor Alec Baldwin is Shooting New Cowboy Film

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Intense and highly strung Hollywood actor, Alec Baldwin, who is mainly known for his off film violent tantrums, has apparently been involved in shooting a cowboy film.

“He likes to shoot movies. Hell, he likes to shoot full stop. If Alec is not shooting something or someone he just ain’t alive. Like shooting movies is in his blood, but of course all of us Americans love to shoot, so it goes without saying. Shoot first, ask questions later,” the director of the film said from hospital after being shot.

Certainly, Baldwin has shot a lot of films throughout his long Hollywood career, but why is shooting this cowboy film different?

We tried to ask the cinematographer for the movie but for some reason they were not on set. R.I.P

Shooting a film these days is a serious business, it’s like “lights, camera, Bang!” You just got shot, but maybe you might get a posthumous Oscar getting shot in the film you were shooting. If this is getting rather confusing, getting shot in the film you’re shooting is a definite acknowledgement to your dying dedication towards the exclusive art of shooting movies.

Anyway, here’s to more Alec Baldwin film shots hitting the big screen, this guy is a true shooting star who shoots to kill with every shot in his deadly cinema career.

Even Putin Disgusted by Repulsive Western Communist Woke Agenda

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Former Soviet communists like Vladimir Putin know about Marxist ideology, they know about the techniques utilised in communist regimes and how they work. To see the Western elites pushing a communist agenda whilst Russia broke free from it, naturally baffles them. To see young easily led children who have still not developed fully, indoctrinated and coerced to become transgenders or taught to adopt homosexuality for the purposes of the Sovietized green Woke agenda is seen as going against biological nature by the Russians.

The fact is, the new Western agenda is one that decries and refutes biology and nature. Its agenda is ideal for reducing population growth, and although unnatural it should be supported because it is stopping people breeding. In an overcrowded global world, the Western agenda should be adopted by developing nations, and the dream is to import this repulsive policy onto nations and societies that uphold traditional biological stances within their cultures.

Yes, many in the West agree with Putin, however one must look at necessity, to push the Woke sovietized agenda is an imperative, not only to reduce breeding amongst the populations but to preserve the earth’s finite resources which are currently being depleted at unprecedented levels. Yes, the transgender gay agenda is repulsive to traditional cultures led by organised religions, however it should be construed as a method of population control, and nothing less.

The saddest part of the sovietized Western agenda which is currently being pushed with almost a totalitarian fervour, is that Western democracy as many know it of the last century is disappearing. The Woke Marxist agenda is a construct imported from multiple sources, and aligned with the Chinese Communist state, to destroy Western democracy, yet keep it aligned economically with the pseudo-capitalist infrastructure. This is why you have companies like Nike, and Apple kow towing to the Chinese Soviets, because economically these Western brands would be minnows without the production capabilities of communist cheap labour or resources.

Unfortunately, the Woke agenda is here to stay, and as Obama increased its power during his reign, it was the election of Trump which was the antithesis of the project which created such a storm. Sadly for Trump, the institutions of the United States and deep state are firmly woven into the Woke agenda, and try as much as he did, there was nothing he or his supporters could do to shift the viral culture now so firmly interwoven into the nation. The internal apparatus was even so repulsed by Trump, they even engineered the election to oust him, such was their fury against Trump’s non progressive stance to take America back to a traditional biological era.

Now, under the Biden administration we are encountering the third Obama term, as all that Trump achieved has been erased, and the impetus for more Woke cultural shifts come into confluence.

What will happen in the future is now an uncertainty as Western democracy dies further each day under the Woke agenda, we will see increased authoritarianism and totalitarian edicts ordered upon the populations. Freedom of speech and the press will be further curtailed, and cancel culture will increase in veracity. Elections have already been compromised due to Big Tech meddling, especially in limiting political discourse from the opposition, and mass ballot harvesting operations. Suffice to say, Western elections do not mean anything anymore, and people like Trump, or any wild card, will never be elected into power ever again.

We now live in a humourless unkind repulsive West, and there will be more instances of Wokism to kill off any life or light in our lives, along with food rationing and scarce resources, democracy will take a back seat.

Not enough people stood up when the warning lights were flashing decades ago, so this is where the West is now, on the absolute verge of full blown communism, where individual property rights for the plebs will all but disappear along with all other freedoms you once knew.

The Great Woke Marxist Green Reset means exactly what it says.

Why More Game Developers are Optimising their Games for Mobile

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The video game industry is slowly being taken over by mobile gaming, and the mobile gaming industry shows no signs of stopping. In fact, market research has shown that mobile games are set to overtake PC and console games in the next few years.

The sheer popularity of mobile gaming is one reason why developers are optimising their games for mobile, but there are a number of other factors behind this industry-wide push for mobile.

The rise of mobile gaming

Mobile gaming has become incredibly popular over the last few years, and it is not just your mum and her friends who are playing games. Mobile gaming is becoming popular across demographics and around the world.

One of the main drivers of its popularity is the fact that the cost for mobile devices has decreased at the same time as data infrastructure has increased around the world, allowing players to have a better gaming experience for less money.

New mobile technology

Mobile technology has become increasingly sophisticated and, as a result, more and more people are starting to use their mobile devices for everything from shopping to working to playing games. Players enjoy games that feature short loading times, a consistent frame rate, and a reliable level of input responsiveness.

Historically, it was difficult to develop advanced, sophisticated mobile games that played just like PC and console games. However, thanks to a series of new, innovative development tools, it is now easier than ever to optimise games for mobile and come out the other side with a product that is high quality and fun to play.

Case study: online gambling

Online gambling is a great area to consider in this regard because there has recently been an explosion of mobile development in the space. It took a while for online gambling to catch on because of the technological limitations and also because of general privacy concerns that many gamblers had. However, over the course of the last 10 years, the online gambling industry has exploded in popularity.

One reason why online casinos are becoming increasingly popular is that you can now use them on mobile applications such as smartphones and tablets, rather than just desktop applications – and they are just as easy and fun to use on mobile devices. Gambling platforms such as Lotto Lovers are fully optimised for mobile use and can be used regardless of whether your device is Android or Apple.

The future of mobile gaming

The takeaway from the example of the online gambling industry is that mobile optimisation can lift an entire industry into a new level of popularity. It does not look as though mobile gaming or mobile technology is going anywhere and, if anything, it will only become increasingly popular over the course of the next few years.

In order to remain competitive in any industry, developers should be watching the market and be prepared to start optimising for mobile devices.

Newcastle Saudi United Fans Treated to Beheading at Half Time

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The new Saudi owners of Newcastle United are in talks with club directors to add some serious entertainment to home game fans. Sheikh bin Edrawler wants to treat Newcastle fans to a good old Saudi beheading at half-time as a cultural representation of Saudi Arabian culture, as well as entertainment.

Newcastle Saudi United

“We anticipate a serious upsurge in ticket sales, not only for the footie, but also the beheady. The Saudi criminals will be flown to the UK where the required Wahabi Sharia Law will be upheld. They are entitled to follow their customs and Islamic laws under the auspices of British law,” one of the directors, Ron Gadgie said on Tuesday.

Weekend public beheading shows also used to be part of British culture too but were unfortunately phased out about 400 years ago.

In Saudi Arabia, a public beheading will typically take place around 9 a.m. The convicted person is walked to a court yard near the courthouse and kneels in front of the executioner. A police official announces the crimes committed by the person, and the beheading takes place. The executioner uses a sword known as a Sultan to remove the condemned person’s head from his or her body at the neck. After a medical examiner inspects the body and then pronounces the convict dead, a police official announces the crimes committed by the beheaded convict once again and the process is complete. Professional executioners have beheaded as many as 10 people in a single day in time of influxes of crime.

Newcastle football fan, Bobby Dazla, 34, was excited about the half-time entertainment.

“Howay, man! Toonfoockintastic! This is ganin tuh be canny tuh see a reet Saudi beheadin’ at half-time. Cannit wait until the next gyem. If wor hinnies lose on technicalities mebbies the’ gan beheadin tuh workyticket ref as wey?”

How Much Fish Do the French Fishermen Need?

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The French fishermen have the entire Atlantic Ocean, the southern Mediterranean Sea, and a sizeable part of the English Channel. In almost all the West Coast, most of the regions contain more than 20,000 fishermen. The regions of the Rhone, Saône and Loire, Gold Coast and Isère have at least 20,000 fishermen. The northern France region have at least 10,000 fishermen.

The French already fish out 756,228 tonnes per annum, worth 22.5 billion euros, with a per capita consumption per household of 33.5 kg.

How much more fish can the French eat? They must literally have poisson coming out of their ears. How much Lamprey à la Bordelaise, or Saumon à l’oseille, do the French want with their Matelote, and Sole Meunière? Stuff more of that broiled swordfish à la Niçoise down your gullets, along with your Bouillabaisse with basil rouille, and Halibut brochettes Provençale. Cod and chips? Non!

Because of Brexit, Jersey, a British Crown dependency, is now unfortunately at the front line of a French fishing onslaught, where massive French super trawlers that cause vast amounts of ecological damage are demanding they enter the fishing zones for British fishermen only. Yes, Jersey, and Guernsey are close to the French coast, but that is no excuse for invading its sovereign Channel fishing territory.

If you are a French fisherman, why not move to the West Atlantic zone, or the Southern Mediterranean Sea?

Is French cuisine so dependent on fish for fuck’s sake, yes, of course fish is a large part of Haute cuisine, but the already vast amount that France fishes per annum should be sufficient. The sheer insanity of threatening to cut off Jersey’s electricity or to blockade the Channel Tunnel is, it seems, more of an exercise in punishing the UK for Brexit in a vindictive, nasty way that creates more needless conflict.

We all know, and have witnessed the overt nature of the French ministers attempting to punish Britain since Brexit, but does this sort of uncivil, spiteful and malicious behaviour befit such a supposedly cultured civilised nation as France?

Maybe, next time, Britain may not save France from whatever ogre bears down on it.

Why China is Not Punished For Uighur Genocide and Forced Organ Transplants

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There is an evil that extends across the globe, and is not just relegated to China. Western industries and companies that ignore the atrocities and genocide meted out by the evil Chinese Communist regime are complicit themselves in the atrocities simply by accepting and enabling them.

China’s Communist Party removes hearts, kidneys, livers and corneas from over 100,000 dissidents and political prisoners every year, with a government-run ‘kill to order’ organ-trafficking network operating on a grand scale, human rights groups report.

Global diplomacy, of course, does accept some cultural differences and practices but should it morally accept genocide and torture? The Nazis of Germany were not accepted by the majority of the global alliance in World War II, and post-war, so why is China the darling of certain sections of the West?

The evidence is clear and factual; along with genocide, forced organ transplants, widespread torture, encouraged racism and endemic corruption, the Chinese Communist regime should be a global pariah rivalling the status of the National Socialist Party of Germany during its heyday of the 1930s and 1940s. Instead, Xi Jinping’s China is adored and its every whim cherished and fulfilled, not only by Western governments, but industrially by Western companies greedy for that pile of dirty cash.

Instead of shame and disgust, there is only acceptance and greed, as the industrialised West selectively ignores the atrocities and brutal genocide created by China because economically, it benefits the West. In this sense, at the current time, one could easily postulate that the West is now, and has been for the last three decades complicit in the brutal Communist Chinese practices of genocide/torture on a mass scale akin to the practices of the Nazis against the Jewish population in the last century.

With companies like Tesla, Apple, Amazon, Google and Twitter showing only praise for China’s brutalist communist regime of evil, we can only conclude that every item acquired/service used from these platforms amongst many U.S./Western companies are tainted because the Chinese factories manned by slave labour are involved in their ill-gotten gains, and these Western companies operate in China despite knowing full well of the regime’s evil genocidal programs as well as terrible human rights record. The immense profits made by all of these companies fuel their overflowing bank accounts, and each and one of these companies are complicit in the evil practices of the Communist Chinese regime of genocide.

We Need to Arm All MPs, Arm All Police, and Allow Citizens to Defend Themselves

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The terrible tragedy of one of the most decent MPs in Westminster, Sir David Amess, being fatally stabbed today brought forth a sense of helplessness in many across the UK. Here was a man who dedicated his life to helping others, and stood by his beliefs with staunch tenacity, stabbed in the middle of his constituency surgery in a church by a crazed knife man, for what?

All across London, people are stabbed or shot daily, and nothing seems to be done, not only in protecting the police men and women who put their lives at risk daily, but the ordinary citizens, and MPs who fall foul of these senseless acts of violence.

Britain needs to acknowledge that nowhere is safe any more, and that Britons need the capacity to defend themselves and not be prosecuted for doing so with firearms. Yes, firearms should be given to every police officer, and citizens should be allowed to utilise firearms to defend their families, homes, property.

Banning firearms/handguns in Britain was a useless exercise because the criminals have them. It is almost as if criminals in the justice system have more rights than citizen victims of crime. Under the current law, if someone enters your home meaning to do harm to you or your family, you are only allowed to use ‘reasonable force’ to protect yourself, whatever that fucking means? If you do not use ‘reasonable force’ and cause injury or death to the attacker, then you go to prison. In the USA, in most states if someone is on your property with a gun meaning to do harm, you can obliterate them from existence.

LEGALISE ALL GUNS IN THE UK

Bring back Britain’s guns so that citizens can feel safe again. If Sir David Amess, had a Glock 19 in his suit, or had an armed bodyguard, he would be alive right now, but because of Britain’s outdated gun laws, he is dead. If guns were legal in the UK, a member of the public at the constituency surgery may have been carrying, and saved the MP by shooting the crazed knife man.

Women do not feel safe walking the streets any more, especially in London, and after dark. Women need to be armed, and to feel safe again, so they can reclaim their freedom to walk the streets without fear of attack.

In truth, society, globally, is breaking down with increased levels of violence, and governments should allow their citizens the right to defend themselves lethally if they have to.

Instead, there is almost a culture of surrender, and a laissez-faire attitude to safety that is shameful, an absolute disgrace to human dignity and freedom.

The law has to change, we must divert from the apathy being displayed so often when it comes to crime, and there has to be serious action where citizens all have the right to bear arms, of course with the correct vetting processes in place. It is the most basic human right to protect ourselves and our families, and we should be allowed to do this with firearms.

IF BRITAIN IS TRULY A DEMOCRACY, IT SHOULD ALLOW ITS CITIZENS TO BEAR ARMS AND DEFEND THEMSELVES IF THE NEED ARISES. BY BANNING FIREARMS, BRITAIN’S DEMOCRACY IS DAMAGED AND NOT A TRUE DEMOCRATIC NATION THAT VALUES THE SAFETY OF ITS CITIZENS. REINSTATE OUR BASIC HUMAN DEMOCRATIC RIGHT OF SELF DEFENCE!