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After Tony Blair Knighthood Queen to Posthumously Knight Pol Pot

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Compared to Tony Blair, Pol Pot was quite a decent fellow, and will thus recieve a knighthood posthumously by the Queen on Wednesday.

Speaking from Buckingham Palace, royal historian, Lord Jenkem Menzies was adamant that the Queen was not going bonkers in her old age.

The Killing Fields

“The death toll in Cambodia under Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot was most likely between 1.2 million and 2.8 million — or between 13 percent and 30 percent of the country’s population at the time. The death toll attributed to Tony Blair in Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria/Yemen/Libya since 2003 is staggering. In Iraq alone, an estimated 2.4 million deaths are attributed to Blair, however this is not factoring Syria or Afghanistan where over 1.7 million deaths are attributed. Obviously, Tony Blair’s project had the advantage of modern weaponry, whereas Pol Pot was limited somewhat in mass killing methods.”

There has been some resistance to the knighting of Tony Blair, however Pol Pot gives some perspective to the level of death and chaos that was created as justification for a knighthood.

 

 

It’s Okay to Vandalise and Destroy Historical Statues if They Annoy You

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Statues, historical buildings, artefacts, museum pieces, priceless remnants, these can all be destroyed legally in the UK simply because of anyone’s perception of their historical moral value according to the person’s political or belief system. The judgement that the vandals who desecrated and destroyed a statue of a historical figure from the past should be let off without a single charge means that not only are some judges in the UK severely deranged, but the legal system is skewed, as well as politically motivated.

The Taliban and ISIS acted in the same way when they destroyed priceless statues and artefacts from thousands of years ago. The vile scum who desecrated the statue of Edward Colston are only acting in the same manner as the Taliban and ISIS. The effete judge in the court case and politicized jury who let these fuckwit vandals off obviously cannot see the resemblance.

Britain must free its legal system completely from the clutches of the EU as well as the woke virtue signalling untermensch.

Boris Bangs Opposition Totty in Chambers

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Good on Boris, he’s moved on from the controlling fiend Carrie already. This time, a brief flirtation with the Opposition in Parliament with Ms Rayner who was dangling her long legs over the Commons benches with provocative yearning during PMQs.

During the PMQs version of Blind Date, as blushes were served on each side of the bench, many were expecting to hear the voice of Cilla Black urging Angela to make her decision sharpish.

There’s something deeply grimy and down to earth when the posh fuck the lower classes, it’s a naughty but nice indulgence, almost a forbidden Lady Chatterley delight, especially because the congregation is frowned upon by both sides of the political bench with such historical vehemence.

One can distantly imagine, with squinted eyes, Boris harrumping away to the delighted squeals of Rayner as her common as shite accent yelps potty mouthed affirmations with every Borisian thrust. The grand finale ending with the triumphant exit of Fascinus’ elite Republican guards, sprayed fortuitously over Rayner’s eagerly accepting face and flaming Marxist hair. Britain’s class system however remains intact as after the sordid deed comes to fruition there is only a deep silence.

Nothing has changed, and it probably never will.

 

 

Jews Step In: Why It’s Over For J.K. Rowling

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This is a very dangerous subject, and we cannot say much here, however when the Jews step in to a subject and perceive it as anti-Semitic, then the game is over for that person, however famous they are. Unfortunately, Rowling has now brought upon the wrath of celebrity Jews like the much revered Jon Stewart, who labels himself as a comedian. Why Jon Stewart did not say anything 11 years ago when the film Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was released is possibly because there was no witch hunt for Rowling then. Things have obviously changed, as the poor author has now been hounded out of her own projects, and treated like a pariah simply for having her own opinion about the transgender topic. These days, having an opinion about anything that is contrary to the given echo chamber agenda is a truly dangerous business.

Jews may only make 15.2 million of the global population, but their voice and influence resonates with a particular strength that cannot be ignored. J.K. Rowling is possibly the Goyim who bit off more than she can chew, and will now be put back in her place. Would Larry David be bothered by this shit? Probably not, it takes a lot more than a few fucking goblins to bother Larry, maybe a semen covered blanket at a laundrette attended by a busty gezinta who is gagging for it would pique his interest levels, but Goblins? Nah!

The question is now, what will happen to the Harry Potter movies since the author has been pilloried on so many levels? Which other group will be wheeled out to label her work or words as offensive? The saddest part of this whole affair is that Rowling works with past cultures/lore in Medieval periods mixed with other modern periods, but many Americans do not really understand history because they have little understanding of other periods. What is the root of the word ‘jeweller’? No one would dare ask that question. The Jews had a terrible time in Middle Ages Europe, in fact one could extend the terrible times right up to ww2, and it was only post-war that things got better for the Jewish diaspora in Europe and the rest of the world. Are we even allowed to discuss these things anymore? There are so many questions that need to be answered, but we dare not ask them. Why not cancel everything now? Cancel everything before anyone is remotely offended by anything. However, is not being offended part of the human condition? Can we not be offended and leave things as they are because offense is a form of feeling, a form of narrative? Some literary forms revel on offense and push it at every opportunity. This is not allowed today, because offense is now a root to cancellation, as dear old J.K. Rowling is finding out for herself. One could presume the Harry Potter author did not actively try to be offensive, but was caught on the wrong foot, but her opinion is her opinion therefore it should be respected, but freedom of expression and opinion is not respected these days, therefore she has been cancelled.

What does Watto have to say about all of this?

China Virus: Sri Lanka Out of Money, Turkey Inflation Nightmare, Pakistan Bankrupt

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We can be sure that China is watching with their hands clasped, smiling eagerly as another developing nation’s economy falls to the China Virus Covid-19.

“There is no money left,” is the desperate call from a Covid ravaged nation which is now on the verge of complete bankruptcy. With little or no tourism due to Covid, Sri Lanka’s coffers are now dry, and inflation is way over 12%. To make things worse, Sri Lanka owes China $5 billion in debt, even adding $1 billion debt last year. How will Sri Lanka repay $7.3 billion in foreign loans within the next few months, as well as a $500 million debt payment in January? President Gotabaya Rajapaksa is a man who is watching his country fall well below the poverty line with a predator nation, China, waiting to strike.

Meanwhile, Turkey’s 115% inflationary nightmare continues. The latest set back is the vast increase in energy costs, which hit every part of the faltering economy. The country’s coal-fired electricity system is under fire as coal prices rocket, thus being passed on to a 125% increase in electricity costs. President Erdogan seems to be blind to the economic danger the country is in, as the country is running out of foreign reserve currency and will soon not be able to intervene in the global Forex market. Turkey depends on imports of energy like gas and coal, therefore this will heavily impact on the economy and general households. Erdogan has ordered that interest rates are reduced despite hyperinflationary levels in the Lira currency, as opposed to increasing interest rates to bolster inflation.

World Bank figures show the debt burden of more than 70 low-income nations have increased by a record 12% to $860bn (£630bn) in 2020. The Covid avalanche of debt will continue for some time and many developing and third world nations will default within the next year, much to the pleasure of China, which has orchestrated much of this economical Covid-related malaise.

The China Virus, Covid was the first salvo in the war against the globe. The second wave was a planned global inflationary economic attack where many nations, including Western developed ones, would suffer. Scarcity of raw materials, and disrupted supply lines, would cause major bottlenecks within the globalised distribution system.

News from Pakistan’s former chief of Pakistan’s tax agency, Shabbar Zaidi reveals a telling story on the state of the country’s economy — it is already bankrupt.

In China, they have been preparing for this global economic destruction by hoarding wheat and maize. China has been hoarding over half of the globe’s grain reserves since last year. The CCP even urged their citizens in 2021 to start hoarding food reserves of their own in preparation of what was to come. Not only have the massive grain imports ramped up global prices, but they have caused shortages and famine in many other nations who do not have the buying power of China. According to data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, China is projected to have 60 percent of the world’s rice reserves, 69 percent of maize, and 51 percent of wheat by the first half of the 2022 crop year.

As the US Fed starts to taper the quantitive easing program, there will be less liquidity in the markets. Wall Street will drop, and to compound this, hyperinflation will increase, interest rates will increase to unprecedented levels causing a negative ripple effect in the US economy. From 2013, it was estimated that the US had unrealised debt liabilities of $70 trillion. We are now in the year 2022, and it can be assumed the debt liabilities are over $200 trillion.

Global nations are now seeing Chinese attacks, not only through viral strains, but economically, and the year 2022 will see many global nations falter either to bankruptcy or viral death, or both. The CCP can only congratulate themselves on a fortuitous outcome to the China Virus that has meted extreme pain and misery on other nations, whilst they as a nation have only profited and gained from each move.

China is exercising the Great Leap Forward on a Global Level which aims to starve the rest of the globe.

“If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”

Calling For Less Freedom – Generation Z

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Never before has there existed such a generation of mentally enslaved hive minded sheep as Generation Z. The entire generation actively seeks further enslavement, increased surveillance and increased censorship. Not only do Generation Z drones decry any form of privacy, they actively seek to rewrite history books to please their woke soviet agenda of slavery built on digital lies.

Encapsulated within social media echo chambers where they feel they can rule utilising mob justice, they all bleat the same mantras and all agree with each other emphatically. Whether it is the latest BLM chant, or the #metoo slogan, Generation Z automatons are NPC pawns in a larger game they just cannot comprehend. The irony of the entire mob is that these hypnotised automatons call themselves ‘woke’ yet they are in fact asleep, controlled every step of the way shouting out the same words programmed into their thick manipulated skulls.

Unfortunately, this lost generation has taken such a hold, and have such strength in numbers, that any individual person with their own mind cannot fight them alone. Much like a single person with a baseball bat against a horde of brainless zombies, the numbers are too overwhelming.

Can the NPCs be defeated? Generation Z is controlled directly by Big Tech programmers, who orchestrate their manoeuvres either from platforms like YouTube or Twitter. There is as yet no one who dares to attempt to fight the Generation Z hordes, simply because the apparatus or platform supports them at every point. Whether it is the mainstream legacy media, or the university boards, there is little chance anyone now has a chance to fight this hive mind entrenched within the system like a virus.

Individuality is now a crime in many online platforms, and anyone with a thought or idea that is contrary to the day’s automaton agenda are quickly erased or cancelled. If you are a university lecturer, or an author doing a book tour at an educational institution with your own individual consensus, you will be cancelled, you will be pilloried, you will be erased from history.

Enter, J.K. Rowling, who has been completely erased from her own creation. What sort of world is this when the actual author and creator of a whole literary empire is actively cancelled from her own fucking parade?

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The future for human elements like freedom and individuality are almost dead, snuffed out from our very noses by the sovietized collectivist hive minds who are so controlled they cannot see or understand what they are actually doing.

The hive mind is something that is clearly seen on platforms like Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. George Orwell himself would have been shocked at the level of programming, these hive minded automatons act with such uniformity. The Generation Z locusts have been programmed since birth with such expertise, that the programmers of this generation must in fact be praised.

We now live in a terrible dystopian world where anyone who dares to question the narrative, or blurt out an individual thought or idea, is immediately cut down/erased/cancelled. Free thought or the truth is a crime, and anyone who seeks privacy is a criminal against the forced ‘share’ culture.

I don’t imagine that we can alter anything in our own lifetime. But one can imagine little knots of resistance springing up here and there—small groups of people banding themselves together, and gradually growing, and even leaving a few records behind, so that the next generations can carry on where we leave off. – 1984 – George Orwell

CCTV Systems in Public Spaces: Are They a Good Idea?

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Government-sponsored camera surveillance of public streets and other public places is prevalent in the United Kingdom. These CCTV systems are part of a complex landscape of ownership and operation. When used appropriately, they’re valuable tools that protect both individuals and property. The advent of sophisticated technology allows the government to watch, zoom in, track, or record any type of activity. Advanced surveillance systems such as CCTV cameras are subject to checks and balances, so there’s no question of abuse.

CCTV is an acronym, and it stands for closed-circuit television systems. The earliest documented use of CCTV technology dates back to 1942 in Germany. Designed by the engineer Walter Bruch, the surveillance cameras were used for military purposes to observe the launch of V2 rockets. The use of CCTV systems has become increasingly popular in the past couple of years, whether for business or home use. According to the experts at 247 CCTV, if you wish to install surveillance cameras at home, you’re free to do so as long as due care is taken. Make sure that you’re transparent to those around you when installing the CCVTV system and use the information only to protect your property.

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Why We Need Surveillance Cameras in Public Spaces

CCTV systems have the potential to create positive effects. Let’s take a look at some clear and justifiable reasons for capturing CCTV images.

Improving Safety

In urban environments, people tend to experience feelings of insecurity. They don’t feel safe when walking around their neighbourhood alone or travelling by public transport. Needless to say, insecurities about crime can have a dramatic impact on one’s quality of life. Surveillance cameras improve safety in the public domain by deterring harassment, vandalism, and other violent acts. The outcome is that people feel safer and more at ease. Suspicious activities can be monitored in real-time, and coverage can be employed by law enforcement officers.

Reducing Crime and Violence

cctv crimeCommunities can ensure the safety of residents without resorting to law enforcement. Using CCTV systems is one of the best strategies, as it creates awareness among members of the public, particularly potential offenders. It’s, therefore, possible to prevent antisocial behaviour and nuisance and provide reassurance to the public. The surveillance systems reduce crime and violence at homes and in the city overall. Neighbourhoods in which CCTV cameras are densely installed have fewer incidents. Of course, CCTV systems are more successful when coupled with other crime and violence deterrent methods.

Gathering Clues and Evidence

Images from surveillance cameras can be examined for clues in an investigation. At times, footage from a CCTV system can be used in the court of law as evidence. The images need to be good enough to be able to identify the perpetrator and should be accessible in a way that allows investigators to replay the recording and ensure authorization carries the necessary weight. Attention needs to be paid to the fact that CCTV footage alone isn’t enough to secure a conviction.

What Happens When You Ask to See CCTV Footage?

In Great Britain, as well as in other EU countries, you have the right to see footage of yourself recorded by a CCTV system in a public place. Local councils must make available any personal data requested. As a rule, members of the public don’t ask for their images unless something has happened to them or a situation has gone wrong. There’s no reason for your request to be turned down, but if they refuse, pay a visit to the police and inform them. Before resorting to this course of action, write to the owner of the CCTV system and provide enough information for identification. Mention the date and time of the event, and perhaps a description of yourself and what you were wearing.

CCTV Systems in Public Spaces Are Effective, And Not an Invasion of Privacy

cctv privacyAs the use of CCTV systems is becoming more commonplace, society at large is becoming concerned about privacy issues. It’s necessary to be clear from the very beginning that CCTV cameras aren’t a threat to the right to privacy. Their purpose is to keep people and public properties safe, not to stalk anyone. It’s an unobtrusive way of keeping an eye on things. The cameras avoid or mask views of private areas, such as the yard. The point is that CCTV systems are implemented and employed responsibly.

The Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) is responsible for publishing guidelines to remind CCTV owners of their obligation regarding data protection. The government has recently launched a consultation on proposed alterations to the Surveillance Code of Practice. Those purchasing equipment have to take an ethical and socially responsible approach. If used appropriately, CCTV systems offer immense help to everyone. Their simple presence provides law-abiding citizen’s peace of mind. There’s a general lack of understanding about how CCTV cameras work.

Where Is It Okay to Place CCTV Systems?

cctv 2CCTV cameras outside buildings are fair game. Urban areas accommodate a number of surveillance cameras. Suppose anything were to happen, whether a break-in or a slip-and-trip accident, there’s a visual record of the event. The CCTV system is wall-mounted or ceiling-mounted and pointed at a particular area. The street is a public space, meaning that it’s open and accessible to all. There’s no issue with invading someone’s privacy. Au contraire, if a camera points towards a private area, like someone’s bedroom, there’s a problem. It almost never happens.

Owing to advancements in technology, new locations for surveillance appear each day. Aerial drones, for instance, can be used for events such as marathons, which is beneficial and non-controversial. What’s clear is that the locations and viewing angles of CCTV systems require careful consideration. Professional installation is preferable. If they’re placed correctly, the cameras will put an end to any suspicious or illegal activity before anything detrimental happens. It’s easier to achieve peace of mind when it comes down to efficiently securing a place.

All in all, CCTV systems in public spaces are more than welcome. Let’s forget about the controversies and understand its real possibilities.

New Year New Viral Strains to Look Forward to

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The current Omicron viral strain is a test in increased levels of infection, and it certainly  has worked wonders. The next stage will be in a strain similar in infection rate but which will attack the lungs with more efficacy. The Chinese virologists can work on this with impunity seeing as the rest of the world is blind to what goes on in China.

China under Xi Jinping wants to pave the way for a Greater China, one that encompasses the entire globe, and currently their most important export is a very contagious virus called Omicron, that many scientists have suspected as being engineered in laboratories. Out of all the Covid strains Omicron appeared out of nowhere, and is faintly related to other Covid strains.

The Modus Operandi of the CCP has always been Sino global domination and since Xi Jinping rose to power within the communist country, China has concentrated their efforts not only on building up their military to attack the West but to cause chaos within Western nations with groups like BLM, ANTIFA, #metoo, as well as wokism, which are all Soviet authoritarian communist constructs.

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Since the introduction of Covid to the global human community from Wuhan, China in 2019, the CCP has been watching and learning on how effective the various viruses have worked in accomplishing the goals of the party. Not only to destabilise entire nations, economically but to cause chaos within their infrastructures. The CCP feel there was some success in destabilisation, especially with nations like India, but the Delta virus was not as contagious at the time. Chinese scientists had to come up with something that would spread like wildfire, so they increased the spike proteins of the next strain dubbed, Omicron.

Yes, vaccinations help to a certain degree, however there is limit to these as the medical professionals know, if you over vaccinate you reduce the level of protection to any given virus.

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Go forth and multiply, my dear engineered virus.

In 2022, it is a certainty that more strains will be released and the evil Chinese Communist Party will this time tinker with their Omicron creation to make it even more deadly. The Chinese will then hunker down, shutting their borders completely. Omicron was released in Africa, and Covid-19 was released in Wuhan. The Chinese hierarchy will not make the mistakes of releasing the virus on Chinese soil again. The CCP plan will be to close their nation down completely to the outside world, including exports and imports. This way, the Chinese population will most certainly survive the viral chaos the next deadly mutation will mete out on the rest of the globe.

Meanwhile, China is adored and supported by the EU, UN, US Biden administration, Silicone Valley, African nations, and many prominent industrialists in the West as well as the Soviet Wokerati.

As long as the world is asleep to the machinations and plans that China daily plots, there will be no end in sight to this viral nightmare. There are two viruses out there, Covid, and the CCP. They both want to infect you and spread as far as possible.

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The Ball is Firmly in Ghislaine Maxwell’s Court

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After being sentenced to 65 years in prison, Ghislaine Maxwell is now at a very dangerous and precarious moment. The powers that may have controlled things in the past are not as prominent as they were during Epstein’s time, however to have their name’s dredged up by Madam Maxwell would certainly ruin their unsullied reputations.

Many people of high-standing were associated with Epstein and Maxwell, and they indulged in the delightful fruits offered by the pair to ensnare them. Epstein used to be a Mossad asset who utilised the videos and photos he acquired of important marks to blackmail them into doing what was needed. Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine’s father, was also linked to Mossad (Vananu case), and may have been despatched because he had gone too far. It is no secret that Mossad is the most ingenious, effective and fearless agency which can make things happen that no other agency would even dream of ever achieving.

Unfortunately for intelligence assets, they can sometimes go rogue, or are unpredictable. Not everything is always clean cut in the intelligence world, and assets have to be erased often, as their knowledge of certain operations can be severely detrimental to the agency controlling the asset if anything is ever revealed. Damage limitation is the key rule during liquidation operations.

All of Epstein’s residences had these mechanical rooms and tunnel systems… I know this because Epstein told me,” she said. “These rooms were enormous—bigger than houses. I have no idea why anyone needs so many computers in one room…

There were pinhole cameras to record everything on every estate. The cameras were ubiquitous.” Farmer, now 51, worked at Epstein’s New York home in 1996 before he allegedly assaulted her at Les Wexner’s Ohio estate.

Who is to say that Ghislaine Maxwell was not an intelligence asset? She certainly knows names and things which, if she chooses to reveal them, will be of use to other parties, or the United States intelligence apparatus. She has just been given a 65-year sentence, and is only accustomed to a life of private jets, luxury cruises, secluded private islands and vast amounts of cash at hand when she needs it. To go from her life of luxury to that of owning nothing in a prison cell will be unbearable, especially if she knows she will be imprisoned for the next 65 years.

Cutting a deal will thus be on her list with prosecutors, and the US intelligence fixers. For now, she has kept schtum and played her cards carefully, but with this enormous sentence, she will be wanting to throw down her hand and see if things can change for the better.

On the other side of the coin, there are now many fearful, powerful people who will want Ghislaine to disappear as did her dear Epstein. Just before Epstein supposedly ‘killed himself’, all CCTV cameras were mysteriously switched off in the entire wing. No one knows how that happened, and when Epstein was found dead in his cell, the CCTV came back on. It is thus no surprise that something will happen to Ghislaine, however the ruse of suicide has already been used on Epstein, and it would be too suspicious if the same reason is given to Ghislaine. They may instead make her death look like an illness, maybe a heart attack or even Covid. Ghislaine caught Covid in prison, and became seriously ill (this is the moment they take her away and ‘treat her’). The announcement would be innocent enough, as many people die from Covid every day, especially in the prison population. The key is that the right people will be on hand to ‘treat her’ when she is taken away.

Whatever the outcome, no questions will be asked by either the press or authorities.

Post Brexit Punishment: Vindictive Nasty True Nature of EU Exposed

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British drivers are now blocked from driving across France. British vaccines were confiscated by the EU resulting in British deaths. French fishermen supported by president Macron threatened to blockade the Channel Tunnel. Spanish authorities have made the lives of British ex-pats a misery with punitive laws designed to cause maximum damage. A Hundred British travellers were refused entry to Austria over some inconsequential technicality designed to punish. Having the wrong font on an EU form means truckers are refused passes at borders. These are some of the petty EU punishments meted out on Britons post-Brexit by a vindictive, nasty EU that is not only childish but utterly ridiculous.

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The true nature of the EU is one of abhorrent nastiness that has been amplified since Britain dared to leave the EU. Yet, there are still Remoaners begging to return to the Soviet collectivist bloc. Obviously Remainers are deranged masochists who have not one ounce of pride or love for their own nation, if we were in 1939, they would be cosying up to Hitler as well.

When Russia pushes through Ukraine onto the continent, Britain should stand by and not help as the EU is taken over in less than a week. Why should we bother with a European Union that treated Britain in such a tawdry manner? No doubt, Britain would be called up to assist, but why should we? The supersonic Russian missiles would obliterate the UK in less than 6 minutes. With the pathetic state of European armed forces, the Russians would carve through EU States with relative ease.

Britain and America liberated Europe in WW2, but this time, maybe not.