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High Tax Tories Compound Inflation Pain

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Chancellor Rishi Sunak is the antithesis of every rule or policy the Conservative government ever enacted. His high taxation insanity is more akin to something that Jeremy Corbyn and his acolytes subscribed to, and it is only going to get worse with the current high tax Tories under Sunak.

Compounded with high gas prices, and inflation in real terms at over 20%, wages do not go very far today even if you make over 100k per annum. One must think about the majority of the population who live from one pay stub to the next, all it takes for them to fall is one or two weeks of loss of income, and they’re fucked.

poverty2 high tax ToriesFactor in the 6% rise in Council Tax to cover the social care debacle, and it is a certainty many will be put in the  poor house, in other words, they will be living in homes that are over valued, but their income will fall short thus leaving themselves options to either sell up or try to find some way to plug the high council tax demands.

With food prices at an astronomical level, especially in London, as well as utilities, council tax, BBC tax and all the other costs involved to simply stay put — merely existing in this Sunak hell is a costly business.

“Shame on the Tories with their high taxation. I will never vote for them again. They have made the lives of hard-working citizens a nightmare which we can’t seem to wake up from,” one man at a bus stop grumbled.

The Tories have not only killed off entrepreneurial enterprise in the economy with high taxation, but they have also squandered pretty much every opportunity Brexit gave them. With Brexit, the high tax Tories had an amazing opportunity to lift Britain out of the EU mire, but instead the UK is still under the rule of the ECJ, and Brussels. The Socialist Tory party seems more concerned with wallpaper than anything concerned with Brexit or illegal Channel crossings.

Poverty And Hunger

How will 2022 work out for you and your family? Well, one thing is for certain, you will be way poorer than you were in previous years, and the pain will continue to get worse. What alternative do Brits have, apart from the Labour Party, which will not only murder the economy with even more profligacy but will increase the woke soviet agenda to unprecedented levels?

If there is an election in the near future, there will be no one to vote for simply because one party is no better than the other.

In an increasingly polarised world, many are being forced to their breaking point, and this may even be a catalyst for more riots and civil unrest amongst populations. You can only push people so far before all hell breaks loose.

Prepare for some very high household bills next year, and commiserations if you have a large family. Many will not be able to service their debts, many will lose their homes, and many will lose their lives, this time from poverty — not Covid.

Cool Business Ideas for Geeks

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If you’re a geek, there are two factors geeks can put to work to build a business of your own: your free time and knowledge. With these two and the cool business ideas this article presents, you can become an entrepreneur.

A couple of years ago, geeks were considered antisocial and weird. They lived in their small dark rooms, often in their parents’ basements, and had no other skill than playing games.

Today, people no longer consider geeks the losers who cannot get out of the house. Many of the owners of famous brands are geeks (Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos). They are examples of successful entrepreneurs who started on this path from behind their computers.

If you consider yourself a geek and want to enter the services market, the following innovative business ideas can help you start your own venture. Let’s dive into finding more about them together.

Production of audiovisual content

lucas-favre-4x-67z_TaGo-unsplashOne of the latest trends in gaming is live transmission or streaming via social media or other digital platforms. Supposing you have production knowledge, you can provide professional live recording services of conferences, sports games, debates, or similar events. You need to invest in equipment for post-production to deliver your clients high-quality content like mobile units, cameras, and satellite transmission.

Creation of mobile applications

With an increase in the number of mobile devices, applications have become the most effective way to sell services and products. 79% of smartphone users state that they made a purchase online using their mobile devices, and 80% of them use their mobile devices to check for product reviews or compare prices before buying products from a physical store.

Suppose you have skills in creating applications or mobile games for individuals or organisations who look for ways to improve their lives or facilitate processes. In that case, you have the needed tools to start a successful business idea. Create an app tailored to your clients and provide extra benefits to stay a step ahead of your competition. A company like Sapio Market Research can help you research your target audience to identify their pain points. Keep in mind that your app’s success depends on the flow of buyers, so create a product that addresses their needs and promote it as the ideal solution for their problems.

Robotics camp

andrea-de-santis-zwd435-ewb4-unsplashChildren love robots and technology, so what about starting a business that addresses young people who want to learn more about programming languages and how to use them in real life. All children who love mathematics will most likely show interest in a robotics camp, where they can learn more about using numbers to develop technology and improve their skills. If you know robotics and other geeks who have similar skills and aptitudes, start a business together. Choose distinct themes for each robotics camp to attract children of different ages.

Teach the noobs

You’re good at one or more games, so why not use your skills to make extra cash? Chances are, you can find new players who want to improve their skills and learn from the best. eSports is becoming more popular each day, and more new gamers are looking for opportunities to boost their aptitudes. Teaching noobs how to play your favourite game allows you to capitalise on the rising interest in professional gaming. You can stream more games via the Internet and digital platforms, so you can start your businesses exclusively online and save the expenses associated with opening a land-based office.

Start a video game podcast or blog

Another way to tap into noobs’ desire to keep up to date with gaming secrets and the latest gaming news is to create a gaming podcast or blog where you share your experience. If you start a podcast, you can invite other skilled gamers to join you for discussions about interesting subjects. Supposing you attract enough followers, you can earn money from hosting advertising space, getting sponsors, or promoting services and products. Your goal is to produce a premium product and create a trustworthy brand, so you can sell subscriptions to your podcast and blog.

Create a virtual or augmented reality space

uniboa-NrMGL5MR8uk-unsplashGamers and people passionate about technology are excited about the idea of stepping into a virtual reality that offers something different from what they experience daily. Virtual and augmented reality games offer enticing experiences to players, but at the moment, the technology comes with high price tags, and not everyone can enjoy it. For someone to play virtual and augmented reality games, they need to use powerful gaming equipment and special software. Also, not all gamers have enough space to accommodate a live or virtual reality in their gaming rooms. But you can explore this gap in the market and offer the public access to the latest technology by designing tools and programs that enhance their virtual reality experience without requiring them to leave their houses. You can address the public with the needed tools to access virtual and augmented reality and enhance their experience with new services.

Blog consulting

Nowadays, blogging is easy, so many people are venturing into it. But not everyone knows how to create a blog, even if they have the knowledge, they want to share with its help. Also, those who know how to create a web page don’t know how to customise it and integrate the needed plugins to make their job easy. You can make good money as a blog consultant because millions of people lack skills when it comes to blogging but want to start one. You can reach them with the help of a platform like Freelancer or forums like Facebook groups and Quora.

Web designing

With the growing number of online businesses, this is the ideal moment to learn web designing and sell your skills. Companies can’t afford to not have a website, and for building one, they need a website designer. You can find clients with the help of platforms like Freelancer, Gigbucks, or Fiverr.

The above business ideas can help any geek take the right steps to transform themselves into entrepreneurs.

Is a Classroom Not an Enclosed Space?

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During times of high viral infection, restaurants and other venues where people congregate en masse are closed off to protect the further infection of the population. Why is a school classroom any different to a packed restaurant, gym or pub?

overcrowding schools uk coronavirus superspreadersTechnically speaking, a school classroom is still an enclosed space where people are breathing and talking in close proximity to each other. Boris and his government have vowed to keep schools open whatever the infection rate, therefore, this will lead to increased deaths as vulnerable parents/teachers or children bear the brunt of this hard-headed policy. The Omicron virus does not distinguish between business types or industries, it only sees humans in enclosed spaces breathing upon each other. The closer humans bunch themselves, the better opportunity for the virus to spread. Masks of N95 rating are good, but people neglect the eyes, where miniscule water droplets carrying the virus will land and enter the body, multiplying with ferocity.

If you do not wear an N95 rated mask or higher in public, you might as well not be wearing a mask, therefore this is where much of the population fails miserably by wearing cheap paper masks that are worthless when it comes to the virus.

overcrowding schools coronavirus teachers childrenOf course, where children are concerned, they are unfortunately wonderful asymptomatic carriers of the virus simply because of their youthful antibody strength and metabolism, therefore, should we not only safeguard their welfare but those who will come into contact with these superspreaders? Vaccines do not protect from infection or spread, they are meant to reduce hospitalisation or the severity of the virus. Thankfully, the UK is not seeing the same rate of death or hospitalisation as the first wave in 2020 due in part to the mass proliferation of the vaccine program, however the rate of infection is currently at an exponential level, and there seems to be no end in sight.

By keeping schools open at a time of exponential viral infection levels is highly irresponsible behaviour by the current Boris administration. This sort of hard-headed obstinate policy goes against all medical or scientific advice, and is a serious conduit for a major NHS horror show that will encompass any other periods in its history.

What’s an A-level or GCSE worth if you’ve killed your teachers and relatives?

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UK Daily Deaths attributed to COVID-19, APR 2020-JAN 2021

Why No One Ever Talks About Ashley Biden’s “Inappropriate Showers With Dad”

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There’s something seriously wrong with a society that willingly ignores child abuse, as is the case with American society today. Here is a valid account from a woman coming to terms with her childhood traumas involving hypersexualisation and alleged inappropriate showers with her own father, that is completely ignored by the media, by journalists who are supposed to report and protect the population, ignored by police forces, ignored by political leaders, ignored by agencies that are meant to protect our welfare.

Naturally, the elephant in the room here is Joe Biden, who is a protected individual due to being a Democrat. The majority of the American press is also aligned with the Democrats therefore biased and skewed in their ‘non-reportage’. Is child abuse not child abuse whatever political faction one belongs to? Why are Democrats allowed to commit such acts without a single word in the Democrat-leaning media being uttered? Is the hatred of Trump and his supporters justification for allowing child abuse to be allegedly committed by a Democrat and go unchecked?

One can only conclude that American society is a deeply malevolent, destructive cesspit of vile bias and tolerance of child sex abuse.

Ashley Biden was only a child, maybe 8 or 9 or younger, when she allegedly had those inappropriate showers with her dad. Those showers, however many, possibly involved inappropriate touching or full sexual acts. In her diary, Ashley does not thankfully go into detail, but it’s there, it exists, and has affected this woman to adulthood. Wracked by these early events perpetrated by her own father, Ashley has been stuck in a twilight world of drug abuse and sex addiction. As a woman, as a human being, her childhood was ripped from her by manipulative adults who were meant to guide her — NOT ABUSE HER.

To compound the issue, the American mainstream media have stayed silent on Ashley’s plight since 2019 when these allegations came to light. Would that not add to her psychosis, would that not add to her abuse, not only by her own father but by the entirety of American society in general?

Beautiful Card From Meghan and Harry Celebrates Holidays

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The beautiful card released from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in Montecito, California, USA, was a gift to the people for another wonderful year of profits.

Across the internet, the masses positively gushed about the incredible picture card celebrating the holiday season of Christmas and New Year from Harry and Meghan.

The Sussexes have truly come far, and are now celebrated by everyone in the USA and the UK.

“They are such a brilliant couple, so giving to everyone with their words. Just yesterday, while I was vomiting into a bucket, I heard Harry lecturing on the radio about how to act and think. Well, he helped me get the rest of the mackerel out. Thank you, Harry!” Elisa Knowles, from Plaistow, England, revealed on her Twitter account.

meghan and harry happy holidays money bags

 

The glorious Sussexes have had an astounding year at the top of the pile, and are now revered in America as America’s long-lost royal family.

Joe Biden addressed Meghan and Harry today after receiving the card in the mail.

“We always wanted a royal family in the United States of America, and what better than a royal couple who are so in tune with communism. When the ANTIFA Bolsheviks take over America, they will put Harry and Meghan at the top of the state pyramid…or something like that, shibado, num num num! Nurse? I need my bag emptied…ooph!”

Globalized Supply Chain Complexity and Other Variables

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Every product you buy has multiple chains of supply, and sub-chains that determine how long it takes for the consumer at the end of the line receives the merchandise he desires. Like, everyone knows that, right? It’s not rocket science that every iPhone is constructed in China with components from over 80 countries, and if anywhere down that multi-layered line something goes wrong, it’s either source the component from somewhere else at huge cost and logistics, or go tits up.

It’s not only the production line that has to think of supply chains but the services that supply the goods in the first place, right along to the energy and utility companies who provide energy for all this to take place, each component in the line needs its own supply chains, and naturally we see that there will be problems if only a single component goes down. Much like a domino effect, the disruption to the system is immense. To save space, some companies even plan deliveries for their production lines at specific times in the production of whatever they are manufacturing. Well, due to disruptions in the supply chains, what happens if that certain component you need to manufacture the product does not turn up? The whole factory is on stand-by.

The empty shelves you may see in your supermarkets could be down to panic buying but also from supply chain problems, and due to the global pandemic, this is why we have empty shelves and containers full of product at the ports.

Each level of the supply chain for any given product or utility has multiple supply chains, all of these supply chains branching out from within supply chains, onto massive chains of supply chains that interlock at certain points, meandering through the system like bronchial passages, or arteries through the body. Blockages in arteries are never a good thing, they could lead to death, as is the case with blockages of supply chains.

This is the ultimate weakness of globalization, especially with the financial markets, where one singular economic event in one part of the world can cause massive tremors to the entire market. From the farmers to the supermarkets, to the commodities markets, the repercussions of supply line mishaps can affect multiple variables simultaneously causing effects to ripple outwards, even affecting the entire system if it is allowed to get worse.

Inflation, hyperinflation and the engineered stock market through the printing of money is a disease that now threatens to engulf the entire economic system built on debt to collapse eventually. How long can the respective treasury departments kick their cans down the road?

The future under this broken fiat currency system is one of hyperinflation, stagflation, and dragflation. There will be no end to the destruction, simply because the people who are running the system are now running out of ideas on how to avert the inevitable. Chiefly, the Federal Reserve of America, which at some point will not be able to service the accrued debt payments for the United States. Increasing interest rates will only increase the velocity of the destruction of the economy, and drag many under.

This may even be the penultimate entrance of the post-consumer era, where the excesses of the past will be all but forgotten dreams. Remember when we had supermarket shelves full of various different products, like thirty different types of raspberry jam, and forty different brands of dishwasher tablets?

The global pandemic will continue, and people who think one day the virus will stop mutating, or will not increase its efficiency in killing, are sadly deluded. Yes, globalization was good for distribution, but as mentioned before, what do you do when half the truck drivers are either sick or dead? What about specialist engineers, you can’t just train anyone to replace people who have trained for years, and gained the necessary experience to run things in the correct manner?

Each level of the chain has their specialists, who are highly trained/experienced operatives within their field of expertise, when they’re sick or dead — good luck in a suitable replacement.

The sprockets, the microchips, the raw materials mined to eventually manufacture specialist rare earth products for the computer industry are all intertwined, and thus vulnerable to supply chain problems.

Furthermore, we may be globalized, but the supply chain can also be further disrupted by border disputes, by wars, and other variables pertaining to political/national conflict.

Folks, this shit will continue for the next decade or so…

 

Poor Boris! He’s Down For the Count

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After a series of mishaps, Boris Johnson is down for the count. As is the case in most political careers, there comes a time when one’s luck runs out, and it seems Boris’ mojo has long since departed to better climes.

We like Boris at the Squib, always will, always have, but the amount of shit that has been thrown at this guy is truly astonishing. Okay, some of the misfortune is his own making, but there have been some wildcards of bad luck sent his way. Chief of all is the Covid nightmare, then there’s Biden who hates the Brits, as well as his old mate Cummings and of course Sunak and other assorted vipers waiting in the wings to plunge their knives firmly in his back.

Led on by his new young power crazy wife, Boris has basically parroted every single one of her demands, and after siring two sprogs by Carrie, is now for the moment tied down with this woman. Because of his weakness, he has followed bad advice, watching his previously good reputation and good luck flushed down the toilet.

So, what the fuck is Boris to do now? His Brexit minister has quit, and do you blame the fellow? Brexit in the mind of Boris is an all too distant memory, when in reality it is an ongoing concern, especially with the vindictive EU intent on revenge.

Maybe shutting down the country again will avert some of this mess, however the mess is so vast it may take more than that, plus the Tory rebels will want blood for sure.

There is an even worse threat to Britain and Brexit now rearing its ugly head once more, and that is the war criminal Tony Blair, who will completely eviscerate Britain once and for all if he comes back into the position of Labour leader.

Prepare for war, perhaps, because war is always the great equaliser. The only thing that can save Boris right now is a Maggie Thatcher Falklands moment. War, then a firm British victory would absolve Boris of any previous animosity, as well as seal his image in the history books.

Get the Generals searching for a war Boris, something relatively easy to win yet with a decent newsworthy profile. It’s either that or bow out with your head firmly dipped in disgrace.

How Did the Omicron Virus Appear Out of Nowhere?

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In scientific reality, viruses can be engineered in laboratories, they can be altered, they can be weaponised. Scientists have been conducting these experiments for years. It is therefore not a conspiracy theory that scientists have been creating and engineering new variants of viruses for some time. In this life, and crazy world, one should not cancel anything out because there is a distinct possibility that the Covid, and Omicron virus were tweaked in laboratories, then released into the population. The CCP (Chinese Communist Party) have been boasting about their prowess in the field of virology for decades, especially with the world renowned Wuhan centre of Virology, where the first outbreak occurred in 2019.

One initial observation of the new Omicron virus is that it appeared suddenly with a vast amount of mutations not directly correlating to the other Covid mutations. This is suspicious, because the perfect nature of Omicron is almost too perfect, as if it were engineered to be this way.

Appearing originally in Botswana, and then South Africa, the Omicron virus could have been deliberately released in Africa to deflect any relation to China, however the CCP’s Belt and Road Initiative is heavily proliferated in Botswana amongst many other African nations. The Belt and Road Initiative has carved up large swathes of the African continent, because the Chinese need the prevalent raw resources mined from African nations. Effectively, the Chinese utilise a smoke-screen to fool African leaders that they will improve their country’s infrastructure by building roads and railways, however this comes at a large cost for the African nations, especially after all their natural resources are suddenly siphoned off and sent to China’s monstrous manufacturing industry.

This time around, the Chinese did not want to be implicated, so they released the virus in Africa, knowing very well that it would spread to the rest of the world within weeks.

Well, here we are now with Omicron spreading like wildfire in the UK, US, and Europe as well as multiple African nations. Granted, at the moment there is little data to suggest if this Omicron virus is deadlier than the Covid-19 SARS strains, however there is one thing we can ascertain, and that is the spread factor of this new virus is astounding. One could postulate that it is only a matter of time before Omicron begins to mutate naturally to become deadlier than anything else ever encountered in human history. The Omicron virus is therefore a perfect new base for even deadlier mutations, as it constantly tries to circumnavigate the body’s immune system.

chinese scientist laughing covid-19 chinaThe CCP’s goal for the past forty years has been to first industrialise; its goal to become the world’s factory of cheap goods, its second plan was to militarize at speed with the aid of Western money and stolen blueprints. Thirdly, imitating Sun Tzu, destabilise the West and entire globe through any means possible, either through economical means, infiltration, propaganda (Black Lives Matter, #metoo, ANTIFA) as well as engineered viruses (Wuhan, Botswana).

The ultimate goal as espoused by Xi Jinping is a global China, and through dispersion of a virus which weakens the enemy, eventually leading to the collapse of entire nations, will leave China in a beautiful sweet spot to simply walk in to other countries taking them over. This can be accomplished using the ruse of a saviour, or a helper, however once China moves in to a territory, it will never leave. Once within any weakened nation, China will move its military in to take over with little or no resistance.

The China Standards 2035 plan is an all encompassing global programme to take over every nation in the world. The CCP is hoping that the viruses they have released will depopulate/destabilise many nations so that the Chinese people can eventually move in.

One can eventually imagine global cities like London, Paris, Rome, New York, Tokyo, Sydney, Moscow, all populated solely by Chinese people in the not too distant future.

We must also remember that Omicron is a test virus. As of yet, the virus does not cause too much lung damage, but is over 70% more infectious than the Delta variant. The Chinese scientists wanted to first create an extremely infectious pathogen, then after that point analyse the infection rate data. They did not want to make the virus immediately deadly because this would make other nations suspicious. The next stage for the scientists is to engineer and release an extremely infectious and ultimately deadly virus, which will also mutate of its own accord whilst shutting China down from the rest of the world. The Chinese have shown their efficiency in containment and as a communist totalitarian state, they have the ability to instate Draconian rules that the Western countries cannot tolerate.

 

Jill Biden Reveals Why Joe Biden Wears Sunglasses at All Times

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Professor Dr Dean of Delaware University, Dr Jill Biden, has revealed why Joe Biden wears dark sunglasses all the time, even when inside buildings.

“It’s quite simple really. Joe wears sunglasses everywhere because of his eyes, well there’s no life there. Joe’s gotta dead stare, like there’s nothing behind there, see. He said he doesn’t wanna spook people out. You know, most people have a little life in their eyes, you can tell if something is dead or alive from looking at the eyes, right? In Joe’s case, there’s nothing. He can only stare forward and never blinks. In fact, since marrying him, I have never seen Joe blink once. There is no light there, just sunken blackness, and the impression of death.”

One reporter for MSNBC asked Dr Jill Biden whether Mr Biden wears sunglasses in bed? 

“I don’t know. We haven’t slept together since 1990. Every night I put him in his cupboard where he stands there until the morning just staring out with a blank look on his face. Recently, though, his doctors have advised I give him formaldehyde injections just to keep his flesh from rotting or, god forbid, falling off. Can you imagine that? It would be all over Twitter or some other terrible internet place,” Jill added emphatically.

Now we all know, although many have suspected something was not right for a very long time.

Vaccine Mandates for Dentists in the UK: Do They Work?

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There is a lot of debate around the vaccine mandate, which has become a more political wormhole than a matter of public health nowadays. The question is of personal freedoms and individual cases vs the greater good and health of everyone around you.

After anti-vax protests, campaigns to get shots, arguments over the use of masks on planes, it seems the British Dental Association has waded in on the discussion. And the conversation is more nuanced than you might think.

Read on as we break down all the details on the dentistry vaccine mandates in the UK.

What is being said?

The British Dental Association is warning government officials in the UK that enforcing mandatory vaccinations for all health and social care staff will have a “calamitous” effect on dental services across England.

This comes after MPs voted in early December to approve of mandatory vaccine requirements for social care NHS staff. The idea is that all healthcare staff should have their second vaccination by April 2022 or else risk their jobs.

It is a strong move equivalent to the government putting their foot down, but the BDA has said that it could have a negative effect on the dentistry industry as a whole.

Across the world, organisations and bodies are calling for mandates. The Canadian Dental Association is one, meaning that health care workers in a dentist in downtown Vancouver, for instance, will be required to be vaccinated. The US have passed a mandate requiring vaccines across big businesses. They have resulted in an increase in vaccinated people.

How are dentists affected?

The BDA has further warned the UK government that enforcing mandatory vaccinations will be like “dropping a bomb on a service that is already stretched to breaking point”. The main worry is that making vaccines mandatory will force the mass walkout of dental staff, with numbers in the thousands.

The problem is that only one in 10 dentists have only received their second vaccination thus far in December 2021 and, more worryingly, 9% haven’t had their first dose.
By forcing dentist staff to get a jab, the government risks a mass walkout that will impact millions of patients across the country, according to the BDA.

It’s worth noting that the rollout has done well, according to a survey of 1,642 dentists in England. 78% of dentists had two doses and their booster, while 10% had got as far as becoming double vaxxed. However, there is a considerable 2% that refused to inform the survey of their vaccination status.

How are the patients affected?

The consequences of putting pressure on English dentists has worried staff not only due to the state of their businesses, but for the patients that will be affect. Patients have been informed they might have to wait for a matter of years before they can get an appointment, which has led to some drastic measures, like patients who were reported pulling out their own teeth and using DIY filling kits.

Chair of the BDA, Eddie Crouch, released a statement that expressed dentists ongoing support of the vaccine rollout, and the services’ stellar appreciation and “gold standard” for safety, but that the vaccine mandate is “a blunt instrument”, and will have “devastating consequences” to patients across the country.