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Comrades, Shoplifters and Thugs Are Protected by the Big State

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Comrades, don’t you dare call shoplifters, thugs and thieves “scumbags“. In Labour’s Big State, criminals are protected and encouraged to continue their reign of terror and those who fight back against thugs are punished, arrested and vilified. In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain the laws of the past are reversed, simply because we in the PRSB want to destroy every vestige of the past in the place that used to be called Great Britain.

In this respect, if any proletariat is seen defending their home from robbers, or their loved ones from thugs, they will be arrested and charged. Yes, there will be gulag time, and some of the most wealthy offenders will be liquidated and their remaining assets assimilated.

Defence of property is a capitalist trait which suggests that someone has acquired wealth. These are against Labour’s Marxist communist ideology.

Accumulating wealth or aspiration is a crime. In the PRSB, if you are found to have accumulated some form of wealth, it will immediately be confiscated by the Big State either through taxation or brute force.

To keep you fucking tax paying scum in a state of perpetual terror is truly delightsome.

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JANGFRAMADARAM MANGARMARAMRAMJARRAM 34, OF JUST-OFF-THE-BOAT ROAD, HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.12 GRAMS INCREASE IN SUGAR RATIONS PER ANNUM AND GIVEN THREE BOXES OF USED CONDOMS. HE REPORTED FIFTEEN LOCAL SHOPKEEPERS FOR MOANING ABOUT THEIR SHOPS BEING SHOPLIFTED AND CALLING SHOPLIFTERS “SCUMBAGS”. THE CAPITALIST PIG SHOPKEEPERS WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THE SHOPLIFTERS WERE COMMENDED FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND ENCOURAGED TO CONTINUE SHOPLIFTING. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

How to Increase Morale and Motivation in Your Workplace

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A motivated workforce isn’t just happier — it’s more productive, creative, and resilient. When employees feel valued and engaged, they are far more likely to bring their best selves to work, which in turn benefits the business. From small day-to-day gestures to larger morale-boosting events, there are many strategies that can transform your workplace into a hub of energy and enthusiasm.

Foster Open Communication

knowledge-train-4507899_1280Communication is the backbone of any thriving workplace. Employees need to feel that their voices are heard, their concerns matter, and their contributions are appreciated. Regular team meetings, suggestion boxes, and one-to-one catch-ups can go a long way toward building trust and understanding. When management is transparent about goals, challenges, and changes, it creates a culture of honesty and collaboration, vital ingredients for high morale.

young-man-7551014_640Recognise and Reward Achievements

Recognition doesn’t always have to mean cash bonuses. Sometimes a heartfelt “thank you” or public acknowledgment in a meeting can make just as big of an impact.

Consider introducing an employee-of-the-month programme, shout-outs in company newsletters, or peer-to-peer recognition systems. Rewards and recognition, big or small, remind employees that their work has purpose and that their efforts are genuinely appreciated.

 

Create Opportunities for Growth

Employees often lose motivation when they feel stuck in a rut. By providing opportunities for professional development — such as training courses, workshops, mentorship programmes, or job rotation schemes — you signal that you’re invested in their future. This not only boosts their skills but also helps them envision a long-term career within your company.

business-19156_640Encourage Work-Life Balance

A burnt-out workforce is a disengaged workforce. Flexible hours, remote work options, and encouraging staff to actually take their breaks can make a big difference in maintaining high energy levels.

Offering wellness programmes such as yoga sessions, mindfulness workshops, or access to mental health resources also demonstrates a genuine commitment to employee wellbeing.

 

Organise Engaging Social Events

carnival-7501884_640 moraleWork shouldn’t feel like an endless to-do list. Organising social events is a fantastic way to build camaraderie and inject fun into the workplace. Team lunches, after-work gatherings, or themed dress-up days can help employees bond outside their usual roles.

If you really want to create an unforgettable morale-boosting experience, consider something out of the ordinary, like hiring a funfair. Funfair hire services can transform a company event into a vibrant, laughter-filled occasion with games, rides, and food stalls. Imagine your team sharing popcorn while competing at a ring toss, or enjoying a carousel ride after a big project win. It’s a unique way to celebrate achievements, break down barriers between departments, and leave everyone feeling recharged and appreciated.

Empower Employees

Giving staff autonomy over their tasks can significantly boost motivation. Micromanagement often stifles creativity and slows progress. By trusting employees to make decisions and take ownership of their projects, you foster a sense of pride and responsibility that naturally drives higher performance.

Lead by Example

business-4677631_640Leaders set the tone for workplace culture. A positive, approachable, and respectful attitude from management encourages the same behaviour throughout the company. Show enthusiasm, keep your promises, and remain open to feedback. Motivation is contagious — if you display it, your team is more likely to follow suit.

Morale and motivation are not built overnight, but with consistent effort, they can become an integral part of your company’s culture. Whether it’s through day-to-day gestures or a spectacular funfair celebration, investing in your team’s happiness is one of the smartest moves any business can make.

We Are Living in Interesting Times in the UK

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It used to be quite an exclusive place to live, work and be entertained, but the UK is now akin to a Third World cesspit of inequity. In fact, one could say the entire continent of Europe has become a Third World shithole, and the UK being a bunch of islands also succumbed to the madness eventually.

Beyond Satire

Here is a little example of the insanity of living in today’s Britain, where lunatic Third Worlders go around creating absolute havoc. Of course not every migrant — illegal or not — is a raving violent rapey lunatic, we’re not suggesting that, although the crime figures may suggest that fact.

The guy in the following video came from somewhere and like a fish out of water is now in the UK. He is filmed just after randomly attacking a few innocent citizens, trying to steal someone’s bag, assaulting a female and attacking a police van. He is then thankfully tasered and drops like a brick. No doubt he will be back on the streets creating havoc soon after a brief stay in the clink.

The other illustration of what it’s like to live in the UK at the moment — especially in some urban areas — can be found in the following video, where a migrant on some kind of narcotic decides to lower his trousers and expose himself to passengers (including children) on a tube train. The man is then wrestled to the ground by concerned citizens, especially as there are women and children present. An interesting bit of news about this incident is that the police are now after the concerned citizens and want to arrest them for subduing the flasher, who they do not care about.

These examples are a tiny smattering about what is currently going on in the country, which much of the mainstream news and government are gaslighting.

As for the countless protests and unrest in multiple locations centred around illegal migrant hotels, this news has been suppressed and shut down, and it is not prudent under the current conditions of totalitarian tyranny to even comment on.

The entire UK is now descending into something that will irreparably change the country forever, and no one will be able to reverse what has happened.

Cheap China Goods Dumping Epidemic in EU to Avoid Trump Tariffs

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The numbers came in like a bad hangover — sharp, bitter, and impossible to ignore. Somewhere in Beijing, some chrome-eyed CCP bureaucrat was huffing opium and laughing his black and yellow teeth out while cargo ships the size of small cities vomited dodgy cheap Chinese air conditioners, motorbikes, swimsuits, and god knows what else onto the damp cobblestones of Europe to avoid those lovely Trump tariffs. This wasn’t trade. This was a dump festival of sizeable proportions.

The European Commission, that great Kafkaesque regulation slapping termite mound in Brussels, has the figures: over 100 categories of goods hit by what they called “harmful increases”, a bureaucratic euphemism for economic carpet-bombing.

Xylol, the paint-thinner chemical that can strip a man’s dignity as fast as it strips enamel, was up 2,616%. Air conditioners flooding in at prices 7% lower than last year. The yellow bastards even timed it to the European heatwaves. People melting in Paris would buy cooling units from Satan himself, never mind Xi Jinping.

Why now? Simple. Donald J. Trump — America’s living fever dream — had turned the tariff screws on China to 145% in some cases, a big sweaty orange brick wall in the middle of the Pacific.

Average tariffs are now at 55%, covering everything. No more cheap Chinese toxic crap pouring into Walmart like an endless diarrhoea of brittle plastic and imitation steel. So Beijing, clever bastards that they are, simply spun the wheel and dumped the entire fucking lot straight into Europe.

Trump tariffs on the EU need to increase by 60%

And here’s the catch, if the goods can’t get into the States, they’ll rot in the EU instead. Which means Trump, if he has a shred of political animal left in him, will have to hammer the EU with tariffs north of 60% just to stop the eurozone from becoming China’s discount bin tariff bypass route.

This isn’t just about swimsuits and engines, it’s about the psychological collapse of Western trade discipline.

The EU talks about “net-zero” while drowning in knock-off solar panels. They preach “level playing fields” while letting a billion tonnes of cheap Chinese machinery bulldoze the market.

You can feel it in the air, the chemical stink of the ports, the hum of container ships like mechanical locusts.

Somewhere in a damp Brussels office, a pale-eyed Commission clerk is staring at a spreadsheet that says the Trump tariffs apocalypse comes not with mushroom clouds, but with 5,000 Chinese diesel engines sold at 30% below market value.

This is the new war: no blood, no shells, no speeches. Just tariffs, dumping, and the slow suffocation of entire economies under the weight of communist China’s overproduction.

The USA needs to increase those Trump tariffs on the EU asap to get a hold on this shit.

More Good News Comrades, Chagos Betrayal Deal to Cost £36 Billion

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I have more good news, comrades. I am speaking to you from my dacha in Grimsby. I have just enjoyed a nice banya and beat my dog with some birch branches. I want to speak about the Chagos Betrayal Deal I engineered on your behalf.

Chagos Betrayal Deal

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is dedicated to betraying and destroying all vestiges of previous imperialist and capitalist historical dealings from the former Great Britain. This is why we lied to the proletariat scum, the working people or as I like to call them — tax cows.

Instead of a few £100 million per annum, you, the taxpayer scum, will be paying £36 billion to pay for a key strategic group of islands the PRSB owns anyway. Yes, we own those islands outright but will be paying £36 billion to Mauritius, because they are an ally of our dear soviet comrades China.

This will make it easier, in a time of war, for China to attack and conquer capitalist swine states like America or Australia.

Remember, our interests lie in forwarding communism globally and with our partners in the CCP in China we can achieve our Marxist goals. The Chagos Betrayal Deal will ensure your ultimate betrayal. When Chinese liberation troops march through the streets of the PRSB, you will greet them with soviet joy and happiness. The situation will have been deemed as normalised.

Thank you comrades. Now fuck off to your shitty jobs so you can pay more tax.

INGSOC NOTICE 1-21-34-6-111-1-0

RUPERT MENKSPRAT 14, OF SCARGILL PARADE, HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.00311 GRAMS INCREASE IN USED WASHING UP LIQUID AND GIVEN 11 GRAINS OF SALT. HE REPORTED HIS FOUR BROTHERS AGED 3-14, HIS FATHER, MOTHER AND HIS DOG, WHIPPSY FOR SCREAMING IN TERROR AND CRYING WHEN ANOTHER HUGE SOVIET BIG STATE TAX DEMAND LETTER DROPPED THROUGH THEIR LETTERBOX LAST SATURDAY. THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

ZELENSKY : “No! No! No!”

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Trump just wants the Nobel Peace Prize, and Putin just wants to stall for time while sending Russian corpses into the meat grinder of Ukraine. Zelensky on the other hand wants everyone to fuck off who thinks that Ukraine will concede land in any skewed “peace” deal.

Donald Trump will meet Vladimir Putin next week in Alaska to discuss the so-called peace deal without the Ukrainian leader present.

Today, an angry President Volodymyr Zelensky said Ukrainians “will not give their land to occupiers”, hours after US President Donald Trump hinted at territorial concessions to end war with Russia.

Looks like Trump is going to have to wait for a long, long time for his Nobel Peace Prize, and Putin bags himself more time to continue sending Russian meat into the grinder.

The war goes on …

Kissinger Ghost – Gaza: “I am always right!”

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The ghost of the former greatest statesman to ever live is always right, and you would be foolish to not heed his prophecies of the future. Israel yesterday announced that Gaza will be completely taken over and Hamas removed. We knew this since 2011.

When he was still on this earth in 2018 he told us:

The supreme land of Eretz Ha’Avot, our motherland, our home will fight with all its might now to cleanse the Middle East of threats to Israel. This is the time to cut out the tumour that has haunted us for so long, and Bibi, my protégé, will take no prisoners.

And from 2011:

The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons.

Then only a few weeks ago the ghost of Kissinger revealed:

What Israel is currently involved in is a military strategy to clear any threat close to its borders, which involves creating a buffer zone around our sacred land, which Jews have inhabited for thousands of years after leaving Egypt in 1200 BCE.

 

Conquest is the true metre for any territory and Israel is strong now, it has the power and determination to change the Middle East forever and for the better. Legitimacy follows power, but only if power lasts. I look upon Bibi and I see David, King David.

 

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

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Dear comrades, commissars, Big State civil servants, Bolsheviks, high party politburo members, train drivers, Marxist unions, council officials, apparatchiks, NHS managers, working proletariat scum, and supreme Dalek in chief Comrade Starmer. I’m currently on my holiday.

I write to you in earnest from the deck of my cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean as I enjoy a few weeks off from ruining the economy of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

I have been having a fun time reading my spreadsheets on deck and even indulged in a bit of shuffleboard with some horrible capitalist American pigs, who were all laughing at how Labour has completely sunk Britain. It’s okay, I pushed them overboard and told the captain they slipped.

Anyway, I can’t wait to get back from my hols so I can continue on my mission to ruin the economy even further. There’s always room for a little more ruination, in my book, plus I love to complete jobs in full, you see.

Until the People’s Soviet Parliament opens again after the summer recess, I shall be planning my next strategy or spending spree splurge. Hmm, maybe Big State civil servants need another 34% pay rise on top of the 40% pay rise and 45% increase in pensions.

Ta ra for now, ooh this champers is really top-notch, I am having the holiday of my life!

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

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Comrades! I promised growth in the soviet Labour manifesto, and today I proudly stand by my words. From a £22 billion deficit black hole — due to my policies and profligate spending sprees on socialist pet projects and salary/pension increases to bribe the Big State apparatchiks to support us at all costs, the deficit will soon stand at over £50 billion, and it’s rising at an exponential level every day.

I am also proud to announce that by 2029, Labour will increase our debt by £6.4 TRILLION, but that is not enough for me, I want the Labour legacy of growth in debt to last for the next millennium.

The Government is not on track to meet its ‘stability rule’, with our forecast suggesting a current deficit of £41.2 billion in the fiscal year 2029-30. Substantial adjustments in the Autumn Budget will be needed if the Chancellor is to remain compliant with her fiscal rules.

National Institute of Economic and Social Research (Niesr)

I have therefore fulfilled my remit to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. Growth in debt, growth in misery, growth in inflation, growth in tax, growth in Third World unskilled fake asylum seekers coming into the PRSB and growth in wealth and skilled workers fleeing the PRSB.

Liz Truss? Eat your fucking heart out, I beat your record a thousand times over.

Fiscal rules? In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, there are no fiscal rules.

The proletariat, the everyday working people, and the remaining bourgeoisie scum will foot the bill with even more tax rises upon tax rises.

Do not forget, there are still 4 more years until the Soviet People’s Parliament Politburo chooses another soviet government, so a lot can happen, I hope to grow the PRSB deficit to over £100 billion or maybe £400 billion by then.

These are early days comrades, so continue eating the bark from the trees, because in four years you will be eating mud cakes like they do in Haiti or from rubbish bins in socialist paradise Venezuela.

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60,000 In 1 Out Deportation Scheme a Huge Success

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The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain today celebrates the success of the 60,000 In 1 Out deportation scheme.

Comrades, today we are celebrating the success of the deportation scheme where we let in fake asylum seekers into the country via boats across the Channel at a ratio of 60,000 in, to 1 migrant sent back to France.

Let’s not forget the millions of Indians who are now everywhere — and have been granted leave to stay in the UK, plus they don’t have to pay tax either. That was another great Comrade Starmer deal, don’t you think?

SMALL BOAT CROSSIINGS LABOUR GOV. 2025

Additionally, Comrade Starmer’s genius in deal making has resulted in the PRSB paying the French another £100 million to send only 1% of fake asylum seekers back there. Bravo Comrade Starmer! Hail Comrade Starmer! Hail Success for the deportation scheme!

Don’t forget that when your 12-year-old daughters get raped by the fake asylum seekers, we will hush up the news. No apologies for that, we will give the parents an extra month’s ration of turnips and used toilet paper to shut them up. Anyone who makes a fuss, will be liquidated.

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DARREN PIMPLENECKER, 34, WAS AWARDED A BOX OF USED TISSUES, AND AN INCREASE OF 0.000043 GRAMS OF BUTTER RATIONS FOR REPORTING ON 187 FACTORY WORK COLLEAGUES WHO SHOWED THEIR DISAPPROVAL AFTER ANOTHER LOCAL 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS RAPED BY A PACK OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN A 5-STAR HOTEL. THE FACTORY WORKERS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT J-7. THE FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS WERE AWARDED EXTRA ROOM SERVICE AND A TRIP TO A SOVIET FUN PARK IN DARLINGTON. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!