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A Brief Snapshot of Labour’s Britain Today

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A Brief Snapshot of Labour’s Britain Today

Migrant hotels, crime, prostitution, drugs, psychosis, poverty, rubbish strewn streets, and other fun things. This is Labour’s Britain, a brief snapshot into a world which some could describe as a living hell on earth. The videos are courtesy of DJE MEDIA  — be sure to follow them on X.

If there is one emotion that adequately describes Labour’s Britain — it is fear.

The constant fear of attack from rampant crime; the constant fear of more tax rises upon tax rises, the constant fear of unfettered immigration, the constant fear of inflation, the constant fear of hard-working people losing their assets from Labour’s punitive politics of envy Marxist policies, the constant fear of censorship, the constant fear of being arrested for a social media post, the constant fear of increasing bills, the constant fear of increasing taxes, the constant fear of more red tape bureaucratic useless regulation etc., etc …

There is not much hope left in Labour’s Britain — not any more — it’s just a place where people barely exist, the desolate last remnants of a broken, fractured society, a den of inequity and immorality, a trench of festering shit where the population is punished by a barbaric system of heavy taxation and needless regulations brought upon them by a distant uncaring and inherently repressive inhumane Labour government.

Luton is a prime example of the death of Britain. It is a place where much of the population live desperate, empty lives that are frankly not worth living. Sclerotic mumbling violent zombies roam the streets in permanent decay, replete with thousand-yard stares, 6-inch kitchen knives and bubbling crack habits.

Since Labour has taken over, 50,000 illegal migrants have crossed the Channel yet nothing is being done by the apathetic government who just don’t care any more. “Smashing the gangs” — some useless Labour robot said once, but the idiot never realised that if you cut off one of the Hydra’s heads, others will grow in its place. With so much money to be made trafficking humans, it is impossible to “smash the gangs”. The only people that care about this are the communities who are directly affected, yet they are vilified by the evil far-leftist mobs and labelled as “racist fascists” by Labour for not wanting their 13-year-old daughters raped by the third-world rampant men only to be let off easy by woke activist judges.  Britain’s hotels are literally heaving with illegal, fake asylum seekers who are essentially economic migrants sucking off the battered teat of the equally battered British taxpayer.

It is not just Labour that has ruined Britain, but 14 long years of Conservative vacant indifference has contributed to the nation’s untimely death as much as any current regime. Both of these political parties are socialist and incompetent, ineffectual denizens of the oppressive system that metes out punishment daily to the tax slaves who live in perpetual states of fear and loathing.

But don’t be negative about this stuff — there’s still another four years of Labour government to enjoy. Labour’s Britain is a place where terror, fear, crime, punishment, slavery and heavy taxes are all part of the wonderful process — enjoy!

France, of course, is the root of much of the migrant malaise imported into the UK, and yet the government pays them to do nothing but take British taxpayers money.

There Are Only Two Ways to Stop Russia and Putin

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There Are Only Two Ways to Stop Russia and Putin

Dear friends, enemies and assholes. With all this bullshit going on, frankly it’s getting tiresome to say the least. You can wine and dine the Russians, take their leaders around in huge Cadillacs and roll out endless red carpets. You can bring out the entire show, you can offer gifts and pieces of rare earth minerals, which the Russians already have anyway. You can be direct with them yet diplomatic. All of these things are not effective, simply because Russians only respond to two things — brute force and economic ruin.

If a Russian wants something he does not ask nicely, he takes it. This is the Russian way, and he will use any means of violence and brute force to take what he wants without even batting an eyelid. There are no gentlemen or ladies in Russia — just brutes. It is engrained in their DNA, it is coded in their genetic structure. Putin wants Ukraine — he will take it. Putin wants Paris, he wants Berlin, he wants Helsinki and all the rest.

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In Russia, you do not queue. If you want something, you go to the front, wherever it is and get what you want. You do not say sorry or thank you, these concepts are alien to most Russians as they are deemed a sign of weakness.

russian tank londonIn Russia, whoever is the most brutal, the most crafty and with the least conscience is top dog. This is how Putin rose up through the blood soaked corridors of the Kremlin.

In Russia there is no Net Zero because they know that in a war “Net Zero” is useless. The deluded and arrogant Western leaders think they can implement Net Zero now before the war, when something like that can only be implemented after the war with a depleted population. They are not factoring in any variables that involve existential threats, and in their weak deluded, naive arrogance are set for certain defeat.

The Battle of Stalingrad exemplifies the purity of Russian brute strength, even with depleted weapons, supplies and men they snatched victory from the jaws of Hitler’s superior troops and military might. Wave after never ending wave of men are sent forward by the Russian generals despite the casualties and deaths, without compunction.

Putin only sees things with brutal honesty, and his KGB training served him well. Concepts like “equality”, “feminism”, “LGBTQP rights”, “ecoactivism”, “toxic masculinity”, and other liberal ideas do not exist and are fairytales created by deluded indoctrinated indulgent fools.

This is why Russia is strong and the West, through its decadence, and complacency, is weak. Of course, it is good to be inclusive to the many types of people in a Western society, but in Russia there are only two types of people — the strong and the weak. Western liberal societies are watered down and fractured, they are weak with little or no cohesion. This is a stark contrast to Russians who are strongly united as a singular cohesive body, where the weak dregs of society are discarded to their own devices, or eliminated and the strong move as a singular unitary body.

There is no strength in weakness. Either you are strong or you are weak and defeated. This is the Russian way, and if the weak West wants to defeat an enemy like this, then it must discard weakness and embrace strength or be defeated. That is the hard truth.

Trump has tried to be strong, at least that can be granted to his presidency, but it is too late. The West has already been defeated with decades of ideological subversion, mass immigration, and woke indoctrination. These elements of destruction only weaken and fracture societies and entire nations, destroying social cohesion and morale. Putin and Xi Jinping know this, as they have been engineering the West’s decline for decades with these very concepts.

Unless the West steps up now and changes completely, it will be all over soon. Putin and Jinping know this, and they are biding their time to strike. Trump knows all of this as well, and it is admirable that he tried to change the West from defeat, but ultimately he was too late.

General Patton would not be fucking around right now, wining and dining Russians.

Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?”

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Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?”

Apparently, after rolling out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin — a wanted international war criminal — the Donald has been conducting talks with the Russians about how to carve up Ukraine.

Ain’t it great to be rewarded and praised for killing millions of people in an illegal invasion? The White House assembled the full dog and pony show — on the ground, a red carpet and a ride together in The Beast. In the air, a five-ship formation performed a flypast of a B-2 bomber flanked on either side by a pair of F-22 Raptor fighters.

While a courageous ally, Zelensky is yelled at in the Oval Office, a war criminal gangster is welcomed with a red carpet. Nothing wrong with that, eh?

With no mention of a ceasefire or a deal, the “historic” press conference will be followed by dinner, during which the American and Russian contingents will undoubtedly discuss how to carve up the menu.

All in all, this has been a great Alaska Summit, albeit one without anyone present from the country that was invaded in the first place by the celebrated and honoured Russian aggressor.

Britain’s New Loyalty Scheme: Steal Ten Items, Get the Next One Free

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Britain’s New Loyalty Scheme: Steal Ten Items, Get the Next One Free

Shoplifting is now so prolific in the UK that many shops are introducing a new loyalty scheme for the thieves.

If you steal ten items, you will get the next one free, the new scheme stipulates.

Many shoplifters and the Labour government, who encourages shoplifters wholeheartedly, have welcomed the scheme with open arms.

One Labour minister praised the scheme for its proactive stance in the matter.

“Thanks to Labour’s stance of being weak with crime, shoplifting is now an accepted part of British life. I commend the new loyalty scheme. We have instructed the police to not give a shit, and anyone trying to stop a shoplifter will either get stabbed in the liver by the thief or the police will arrest the person for interfering with crime offences.”

It’s a free-for-all and absolutely no one cares. The new loyalty scheme introduced should keep all shoplifters very happy indeed.

How to Protect Yourself from Authoritarian Online Censorship — And Why a VPN is Your First Line of Defence

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How to Protect Yourself from Authoritarian Online Censorship — And Why a VPN is Your First Line of Defence

In an age where digital platforms have become the new public square, the threat of government-imposed censorship is no longer a hypothetical, it’s a daily reality in many parts of the world. Whether you’re a journalist, activist, whistleblower, or simply a private citizen with an opinion, authoritarian regimes increasingly monitor, filter, and suppress speech that challenges official narratives. You need a VPN right now.

Using VPNs doesn’t necessarily mean that people are bypassing the law. It’s important to note that VPNs can help protect children’s security online, too. They aren’t just used to avoid content blocks.

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The Labour government has introduced a dystopian method of online surveillance called the “Online Safety Act” which is masked as “protecting young people” on the internet but is actually an excuse to censor, manipulate and monitor the entire population. It is up to parents to protect their children from the dangers of the internet — NOT the government.

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Censorship doesn’t start with tanks or arrests. It begins quietly with invisible firewalls, blocked sites, throttled connections, and silent surveillance. The good news? You’re not powerless. With the right tools and mindset, you can reclaim your digital autonomy.

Here’s how to protect your voice and your access to the open internet, starting with a VPN.

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🔒 What is Online Censorship, Really?

Authoritarian online censorship takes many forms:

  • Website blocking (news outlets, social platforms, search engines)
  • Keyword filtering (certain topics can’t be discussed)
  • Connection throttling (deliberate slowing of services like YouTube or WhatsApp)
  • Surveillance and intimidation (especially targeting dissidents or journalists)
  • Platform manipulation (state-sponsored trolling, misinformation, shadowbanning)

The goal is simple: control what you can see, say, and share.

🕵️‍♂️ Why a VPN is Essential

A Virtual Private Network (VPN) encrypts your internet traffic and routes it through a private server in another location, effectively masking your IP address and identity from your government, ISP, or local network administrator.

What this means for you:

  • Access blocked websites: A VPN lets you bypass national firewalls to reach censored platforms and news sources.
  • Avoid surveillance: VPN encryption prevents governments (and hackers) from tracking what you read, watch, or write.
  • Protect anonymity: By masking your location and IP address, a VPN gives you plausible deniability in high-risk environments.

Think of a VPN as a digital invisibility cloak—without it, you’re exposed.

✅ What to Look for in a VPN (Authoritarian-Resistant Features)

Not all VPNs are created equal — especially if you’re facing serious state censorship.

Choose one that offers:

  1. No-logs policy: The provider doesn’t keep records of your activity.
  2. Obfuscated servers: Disguises VPN traffic as normal HTTPS, helping you slip past censorship firewalls (like China’s Great Firewall).
  3. RAM-only servers: These wipe clean after every reboot—leaving no forensic trail.
  4. Kill switch: Automatically severs your internet connection if the VPN drops, preventing leaks.
  5. Multi-hop routing: Routes your traffic through two or more countries for extra protection.

Top VPNs for censorship-heavy environments like ProtonVPN give you all of these attributes to protect your online viewing and bypass the so-called “online safety act”.

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🌐 Additional Tools to Stay Safe

A VPN is powerful, but it’s not a silver bullet. Combine it with these tools for full-spectrum digital security:

  • Tor Browser: Routes your traffic through multiple nodes for anonymous browsing. Ideal for whistleblowing or access to dark web journalism.
  • Signal: End-to-end encrypted messaging, trusted by activists worldwide.
  • Brave or Firefox + Privacy Add-ons: Harden your browser with uBlock Origin, HTTPS Everywhere, and Privacy Badger.
  • Secure email: Use ProtonMail not Gmail or state-linked services.
  • Use pseudonyms: Create separate identities for dissenting or sensitive communications.

⚠️ Important Cautions

  • VPN use may be illegal or monitored in some countries. Always check your local laws and risks.
  • Don’t log into personal accounts (e.g., your real-name Facebook) while using VPNs for anonymous activity.
  • Operational security matters: Avoid patterns, reuse of usernames, or cross-platform leaks.

📢 Why It Matters

Free speech doesn’t survive by accident, it survives because people protect it, exercise it, and fight for it, especially when it’s threatened. Authoritarian censorship thrives in silence. Your ability to speak, connect, and resist online is part of a larger struggle for truth, dignity, and self-determination.

Tools like VPNs aren’t just technical upgrades — they are modern shields for your most fundamental rights.

Your voice is your power. Protect it. Use it. Defend it.

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What Some People Will Do For a Nobel Peace Prize

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What Some People Will Do For a Nobel Peace Prize

As Russia pounds Ukraine daily, kidnaps 20,000 Ukrainian children, murders civilians in cold blood, attacks ambulances, there is only joy in Donald Trump’s voice. He is not happy with winning the US presidency alone — no, he has to get the Nobel Peace Prize as well, such is the vainglorious ego that fuels the orange-skinned entity.

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Peace in our time? No, this is for a fucking little plastic made-in-China trophy to put in your cupboard and show to your friends at parties.

The Don’s plan this time involves bribing Putin with Ukraine’s natural resources, as well as more territorial deals. Basically, the war is viewed by the Don as a transactional real estate deal-making opportunity to not only make some coin off the suffering Ukraine people who are losing vast swathes of their land to Russia, but to win some poxy prize at the end of it as well.

Putin will not stop at Ukraine. What people don’t fucking understand is that the taste of blood is too strong in Putin, and he doesn’t care how many troops are sent into the meat grinder or civilians are killed as long as conquest is his. Putin doesn’t just want to take Ukrainian territory but extinguish Ukraine off the map, and of history.

The EU has abandoned Ukraine, the USA is wining and dining a despot who is wanted on multiple war crimes. In the last month alone, 230 square miles have been taken by the slow-grind of the Russian military.

The only winner here is Putin, as he is offered plate after plate of offerings from the defeated and apathetic West.

If Trump had any real balls, he would have Putin arrested and detained as soon as he steps off that plane onto American soil. That’s the only way to stop him.

Related:

Knight in Shining Armour Trump to Halt Sanctions on Russia

Why Russia Means So Much For the Trump Team

Peace in Our Time

Commissar Reeves Planning to Tax Dead People

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Commissar Reeves Planning to Tax Dead People

Dead people will be taxed under new Labour tax plans revealed by Commissar Rachel Reeves.

The news comes as tax upon tax has been meted on the living people of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain and there’s literally nothing left to give.

Many of the wealthy capitalist pig swine have also left the PRSB, leaving a huge black hole as Commissar Reeves has to pay the vast pensions and salaries of Big State apparatchiks, train drivers, Marxist union staff, the NHS and PIP welfare payments.

Tax Dead People

death tax“Comrades, the dead have evaded taxation for too long. We will be digging up dead people and handing them multiple tax summons papers and if they do not pay in time we will increase fines and interest owed to the Big State.

“Today, I have dispatched teams of PRSB tax officers to all the graveyards and former churches to dig up the dead who have evaded my tax plans.

“Just because you are dead is no excuse for not paying taxes. We took your homes and everything you worked for when you were alive, but you still owe the Labour Big State.”

COMRADES, IF YOU ARE DEAD YOU MUST PAY YOUR TAXES IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR NON PAYMENT

 

Revealed: The BBC Thought of the Day

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Revealed: The BBC Thought of the Day

We can exclusively reveal the BBC Thought of the Day recording that revealed some seriously thoughtful insights into the thoughts of the type of woke people the BBC fêtes on their wonderfully “thoughtful” program.

Just listen to the audio clip below, and you will have a profound thought of the day suddenly appear in your brain.

LISTEN HERE TO THE BBC THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Commissioner For Communications Regulation to Visit Daily Squib Office

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Commissioner For Communications Regulation to Visit Daily Squib Office

We, at the Daily Squib Office, are eagerly awaiting a visit by Jeremy Godfrey, the EU Commissioner For Communications Regulations.

Our tea lady Suzie will present Mr. Godfrey with a nice cup of tea and some tea cakes, and he will then be escorted around the office to see how the Daily Squib operates. Maybe he can lecture us about exciting subjects like the latest EU regulations; the enshittification of the internet, censorship purges and interoperability techniques.

In anticipation of the visit, we have hidden out of sight the obligatory blow-up sheep, and the blow-up woman with the huge bazoingas.

Usually anyone visiting is directed to either the drugs to the left, or booze to the right, and the Eastern European girls to the back room, but in this case we will give that a miss.

Anyway, wish us luck. We’re seriously thinking about making Mr. Godfrey, the Alfred E. Neuman-esque, Daily Squib mascot.

NO MORE INHERITANCE: Communiqué of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain

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NO MORE INHERITANCE: Communiqué of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain

In the continuing march toward the triumph of People’s Democracy and the obliteration of bourgeois inequality, the People’s Treasury announces the forthcoming implementation of advanced measures for the redistribution of surplus personal assets into the hands of the collective through the confiscation and heavy taxation of generational inheritance.

On the Strengthening of Collective Prosperity Through the Rationalisation of Private Accumulations

Under the wise guidance of Comrade Reeves, People’s Commissar for Fiscal Justice & Robbery, the State shall introduce a lifetime limit on untaxed transfers of property and currency between familial units. This strategic measure shall close the loopholes through which decadent private wealth attempts to escape the righteous hand of the Labour collective.

No longer shall parents, acting as private capitalists in miniature, transfer limitless fortunes to their offspring in circumvention of the People’s Inheritance Contribution. Henceforth, all such transfers — whether in coin, property, or other valuable instruments — shall be subject to strict quotas, and the People’s Treasury will ensure that any amounts above this quota are returned to the communal fund for the enrichment of the Big State. Our Big State public sector salaries/pensions/expense accounts are more important and require your wealth and assets.

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These measures are necessary to correct the imbalance caused by inflated property values and the hoarding of assets by a minority class.

The People’s Treasury, acting with revolutionary vigilance, will also review the so-called “taper rates” to ensure no escape from one’s patriotic duty.

Additional reforms under consideration include aligning capital gains contributions with the real value of social benefit provided by the People’s State. In this way, those who profit most from the labours of the many will provide a proportionate contribution back to the many.

In the last decade, contributions from inheritance redistribution have already risen to 7.5 billion people’s pounds — a proud testament to our collective effort. With the next Five-Year Economic Solidarity Plan, projections show this figure rising to 14.3 billion by 2030, ensuring the resources necessary for inflating Big State salaries and pensions even further, and increasing the stipend amount for the millions of illegal immigrants flooding into the country as well as the growing millions on welfare and disability benefits.

Let it be known to all private landholders, business owners, and kulak farmers — that the age of unearned privilege is at an end.

The People’s Treasury will not permit property to remain idle in the hands of the few. Under the banner of socialist equality, all assets shall serve the Big State, and through the State, the Welfare System.

Comrade Reeves reaffirms her commitment to protecting the salaries and pensions of Big State apparatchiks, commissars, union officials, NHS managers, train drivers and Bolsheviks whose inflated salaries and gold-plated pension schemes costing 2.3 trillion people’s pounds remain sacred.

The burden shall fall upon those whose holdings exceed their personal needs — in accordance with the Marxist principle often adjusted by Lenin: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his work.”

As you all already know, comrades, Lenin also stated that: “The goal of socialism is communism.”

Soviet Britain is currently in the socialist stage principle of Marxist theory. In this stage (what you are experiencing is “socialism” before reaching “full communism”), people are having their generational wealth redistributed and confiscated while the PRSB is firmly moving toward the communist ideal.

In unity, we shall convert private luxury into public strength, and by the will of the People, ensure that the wealth of the nation serves not the heirs of capital, but the heirs of socialism — the collective.

Glory to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, strength to the Treasury, and victory to the People’s Collectivist Plan of confiscation of all wealth and generational inheritance.

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