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Are Generation Z a Redundant Generation?

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If you do not have the ability to even debate a subject matter coherently and with depth, and immediately turn to the cancel button, there’s something very wrong with you. Growing up on a millisecond attention span on useless junk like TikTok has obviously grossly subverted the brains of millions of Generation Z losers who have been sovietized in the socialist education system and follow Marxist ideology without question.

This is not just a condemnation of a bunch of feckless losers like Gen Z but a profound condemnation of the education systems in the West who indoctrinated these empty buckets with enough activist Marxist shit to last decades. Of course, not every member of Generation Z is an automaton, there are some who fall through the cracks, and are invariably ostracised or cancelled.

Is there a reasonable way out of this mess that has been foisted upon the world like a horrid suppurating anal wart?

The only way would be to completely reorganise all educational establishments and to install non-Marxist educationalists. To remove all woke Marxist ideology, critical race theory and all the socialist media. Yes, that is not going to happen any time soon.

Socialism and Marxism in the West are now endemic and completely encompass all forms of society and governmental structures, so it should not be a surprise that Generation Z exemplify the qualities of this communist political ideology.

The saddest part of all of this is that millions of people in the past died for our supposed freedoms in the West, especially in World War II, and it was not the fascistic political ideology or the Imperial Japanese that defeated the West, but a so-called ally — the Soviet Union, which is now alive and well in the European Union and the USA. When the Berlin Wall fell, the East German Stasi were recruited into top positions in the EU, and from there, they continued to do what they do. Generation Z now march against freedom of speech, they actively want our basic human rights quashed.

There was no Nuremberg Hearing for the soviets, who killed more people than Hitler, because of massive communist support in the West. One could easily say that communism has definitely capitulated and infiltrated the West, as witnessed by Generation Z. It takes a few generations to completely demoralise nations, and the West has completely capitulated to Chinese communist indoctrination.

We are all now subjects of the CCP, as is Big Business, Big Tech, and all respective governments in the West. With massive censorship, wokism, cancel culture, soviet activism, hyper sensitive political correctness, critical race theory, transgender activism etcetera, there is a whole load of baggage to deal with.

Generation Z do not have the skills to debate any subject, and are devoid of any critical thinking skills. Employers have to deal with these people who cannot cope if other people have a different point of view, that’s because they have been in their closeted world of indoctrination since birth, where everybody says the same things and are programmed to think the same things. When they finally get into the real world and encounter people who have opinions of their own, these people are dumbfounded and cannot react any other way other than cancelling the other voice. It is a brutal way of dealing with things, but this is how Generation Z act, and now they are a bunch of fucking communist brutes getting ready for the time when they are the concentration camp gulag guards.

The Obama generation, the Joe Biden generation Z-list are all predominantly now a bunch of Saul Alinsky activists, communists, Marxists. They are activists of something they are told to be activists of, but they don’t really know why they are activists or how to debate a subject they have no understanding. In this respect, they follow their Marxist programmers with meticulous zeal, but sadly do not know why they are doing it. The same goes for the EU indoctrinated Generation Z in the UK, who grew up under the indoctrination of the EU programmers in education. They are programmed so well that nothing can be done about these people, absolutely nothing apart from a bullet in the head. They would defend the soviet European Union till death and kill millions of British people if they had a chance to do so.

The most insidious form of destroying any nation is from the inside, and now we have Generation Z, a horrid monstrosity fungal infection growing from the inside. These people are taught to love the enemy, and to hate themselves and their own nation. Is there a better weapon than this?

There is no cure apart from fire, bullets and napalm.

TRIAL BY MEDIA: Women Now Have the Power to Completely Ruin a Man’s Life Without the Courts

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Women now have the power to completely ruin a man’s career simply by voicing their opinion on an event that may or may not have happened decades ago. Through trial by media, there are no legal avenues or independent reviews, any man can now have their entire career and reputation completely destroyed simply on hearsay.

Anonymous accusations

These anonymous protected women making allegations against Russell Brand did not actively seek to make their accusations known after twenty or thirty years. It was the media who decided for whatever reason to look into Russell Brand, who sought out these women over a four-year investigation period. It was only after the media contacted the women that they suddenly recalled their stories. Could this sort of targeted weaponised muck raking happen to anyone?

During his time of promiscuity, Russell Brand was sleeping with up to 80 women a month, and with those numbers, there will naturally be some who felt aggrieved afterwards even though they literally threw themselves at him in the first place because of his so-called ‘fame’.

TRIAL BY MEDIA

Currently, there has not been a single judiciary hearing in a court of law regarding any of these grievances from women who consensually opened their legs to Brand. When society stoops to such a low level that a man’s entire career is cancelled purely on hearsay and media articles without any form of court being involved, one could easily postulate that our freedoms have effectively disappeared. This is dangerous territory where men are now targets to be taken down simply so that newspapers can make more money from advertising and sales. Sure, women must have the right of protection from sexual assault and abuse, however this protection must be through the law and NOT any other way. What is happening now through a trial by media makes a mockery of the justice system, and is an affront to the concept of due process.

Innocent before PROVEN guilty?

If Russell Brand is convicted in a court of law, in a fair trial, then he got what he deserved, but until that time; why are companies like YouTube demonetizing his channel, why has his agent dumped him, why has his publisher dumped him, why has the BBC erased his programs, why have these organisations who enabled and tolerated Brand’s behaviour in the first place dumped him completely like a hot potato? No actual evidence has been presented of any wrongdoing at any point in time which would be accepted in a court of law.

If these women had genuine grievances, why did they not report them twenty or thirty years ago? They could have easily gone to the police to report their problem. One suspects, it is because they agreed to have sexual relations with Brand initially and that they were in fact complicit in their own promiscuous actions.

Calculated take down

Just because there is an anti-male element now prevalent in Western society, this should not mean that events in the past which were once tolerated and seen as normal behaviour should be somehow dredged up and weaponised against someone who was simply making money on their YouTube channel by pandering to conspiracy theorists. Is that a crime? Well, obviously Russell Brand rubbed some of his targets up the wrong way, possibly some large pharmaceutical conglomerate, or other large entity and this is a very calculated take down.

If a man wants to fuck thousands of women, or conversely if a woman wants to spread her legs for thousands of men, they should be allowed to do so. Why is the Anglo-Saxon West so hung up on sex? In most Latin countries and the Continent, sex is a normal function of life and there are no hang-ups.

Regret isn’t rape

Russell Brand allegedly had a relationship with a 16-year-old girl who threw herself at him. In the UK the legal age of consent is 16 therefore, the idiotic Megyn Kelly is obviously ignorant to the laws of the land in the UK. In legal terms, Brand did not do anything wrong there at all. Obviously, morally speaking it was a bit iffy because of the age difference, but legally it was totally kosher.

Through trial by media, a man who now has a family with three children has effectively lost his livelihood. All because of some aggrieved promiscuous women who allegedly voluntarily had sex with Brand, but maybe had second thoughts after the act. Naturally, if you have sex with so many women there will be some who feel used afterwards, who will have a vendetta, who will be vindictive.

Brand, of course is not faultless in all of this, because of his mental problems, his drug addictions and his narcissism mixed in with elements of fame, he has also been out of control, and if he is convicted in a court of law under due process then he should pay the price THEN — NOT NOW when no court or jury has even heard a squeak.

How can someone like Russell Brand even have a fair hearing in a court of law now, since he has been tried and judged already by the media?

No honour amongst socialists

The real hypocrisy lies of course with the leftist media companies who made money off and championed Brand yet at the same time enabled his promiscuity whilst actively shutting down any form of grievance from the women in question. These socialist Marxist media organisations are just as accountable as anyone, and they have now turned on Brand simply to make more money off his cancellation by attempting to raise their profiles as news organisations with these allegations.

Trial by media is a severe sure sign that we as a society have lost our freedom, and it is only going to get a lot worse from now on. The left leaning mainstream media is a corrupted, authoritarian, evil, hypocritical entity, more so than any man or woman who lives a life of promiscuity.

Keir Starmer Brexit Reversal Deal With Macron Brokered by Tony Blair

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Labour it seems has the coming election in the bag already because the Tories are led by a weak shoo-in Rishi Sunak and a miser Chancellor Jeremy Hunt who have ignored any supposed Brexit benefits. Tony Blair brokered the deal for Labour leader Keir Starmer to meet French leader Emmanuel Macron, so they could discuss reintegration into the EU with a Brexit reversal deal.

The Tories squandered their Brexit opportunities and there is a huge Remainer contingent amongst voters to re-join the EU, and they will vote Labour in the next election, so it will happen.

The Daily Squib has been certain all along that Brexit never happened anyway, simply because the UK is still ruled by EU laws, the ECHR, and the ECJ, as well as the EU Commission.

Naturally, Labour will put rejoining the EU at the forefront of their manifesto because many ignorant voters are low-information people who just think of their holidays in the Continent and have no thought of how the EU Soviet bloc is a collectivist pseudo-Marxist construct that limits freedom and is essentially a centrally governed system that eviscerates former nation states of their sovereignty.

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Comrade Keir Starmer, Labour

One would think that such movements against Brexit would put some smoke up the arse of Rishi Sunak, but it is a certainty that the Tories will welcome a Labour win at the election and reintegration into the EU because all Brexiteers have been mostly purged from key positions in government and Remainers installed in their place.

The Bank of England is now staunchly led by Remainers, and Jeremy Hunt is a fierce Remainer as is Rishi Sunak. The people supposedly who are meant to be impartial, the Civil Servants, have always been staunchly Remainers and gladly shout their allegiance to the EU from their work-from-home offices.

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Brexit had no chance, and it seems the Communists within Britain fought with all their might against it. The House of Lords is predominantly Remain, apart from a few like Lord Lamont. One only has to look at the recent Proms, where the EU communists infiltrated the concert and waved their flags in soviet unison.

Instead of playing up the economy like Liz Truss tried, the Tories have been playing down the economy and playing down Brexit.

Rees-Mogg is pretty much inconsequential and has not done anything for Brexit, and Farage is all too happy hosting his little show on GB News where he has beers with D-list celebrities. The Reform Party is a slight chink of light, but as we mentioned before, the majority of voters do not support Brexit anymore because they do not understand what the EU is and are low-information shallow voters who know little or nothing about political ideology or little things like communism.

In the end, the Remainers played the long game and have now infiltrated pretty much every part of British society, media and government. The Brexiteers that are left, are too little in numbers to do anything, and Britain will lose the little sovereignty it had left very soon.

Thank you for the Brexit that never actually happened. The UK never left the EU so enjoy your fucking pyrrhic victory your Remainer communist slime. What used to be called Britain is all but a distant fucking memory and once full EU integration takes place the once Great Britain will be lost forever. With a nation as demoralised as the UK from within, what hope is there left?

Let This Be a Lesson To You All

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When you’re making it big and bringing in millions for us, we will turn a blind eye to your heinous affairs and rapist ways, but when you go to places like YouTube on your own and start dissing us and the system we made — may we remind you that you profited off our system as well — we will suddenly dredge up all of that saved dirt we conveniently ignored before.

Either you stay in line or we will assassinate your character and ruin you completely, do you hear?

It seems that Russell Brand never got that message.

Lord Louis Cypher Finally Collects On Russell Brand Debt

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Russell Brand had glazed over black eyes as he allegedly forced himself on his victims, but many in the know may appreciate that this was a channel for a certain type of energy, maybe a certain type of manifesting angel of darkness/light. You made the deal with the ultimate trickster, and the entity used you to plough the mountains of ‘pussy’ and enjoy the great physical wealth you enjoyed. Brand then tried to renege from the deal by living a supposed normal life with a wife and children, somewhat respectable, but the clock was ticking, and his YouTube show was his mistake.

Russell Brand, was the self-proclaimed trickster, however he was himself being tricked by the ultimate trickster, call it what you want in whatever religion or cult, the entity is always the same, and he is the one smiling now because Russell Brand’s entire soul is his for eternity.

At some point, the human trickster may try to trick the ultimate trickster, but this cannot be abided by, and Lord Louis Cypher shows you the contract you signed with his clawed finger. This ain’t no happy ‘Crossroads’ Hollywood film ending, but in reality it resembles something from the Alan Parker masterpiece, ‘Angel Heart’.

He doesn’t have to wait until after physical death to collect, as is the common misconception, he can easily collect at any time. What he gives, he can happily take. Russell Brand played with the wrong people when he started his YouTube channel, and the controllers know only too well how to summon up Lord Louis Cypher, or whatever you wish to call him. Stanley Kubrick knew about these people in ‘Eyes Wide Shut’. They exist, and have always existed since the first civilisations were created by humans.

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DreamShaper_v7_the_illuminati_0By tapping into that certain energy frequency, Russell Brand collected great wealth and literally fucked his socks off, but we must always realise that debts must be eventually paid, some way, somehow. If we were maybe all living in a non-Anglo Saxon society where sex is an accepted part of life with no hang-ups, maybe things would have been different, but there is also the hyper-sensitive soviet element of Woke ideology that has been introduced within the last decade or so. When society suddenly turns puritan the people doing the fucking, or did the fucking in the past, are not appreciated, and furthermore the mass proliferation of mass media reach has now turned into a surveillance state where it is not just the intelligence agencies collecting data on individuals but actual citizens willingly reporting people. If Brand had just disappeared and not dreamt up a new persona of some kind of political paragon of the ultimate ‘truth’ with his YouTube channel, maybe he could have got away with it, however, he could not help himself. Maybe, he should have stuck with chasing the dragon? Ultimately, it was his own narcissism that destroyed himself, and we all know who feeds and enables that powerful hunger.

Brand played while he could, while he channelled forces larger and older than his feeble physical form, but eventually he had to pay the Piper. The universe is a place where humans can only comprehend a very tiny spectrum of what is actually there, and we must be humbled by this fact, even the scientists know this.

An Athlete’s Guide to Big Savings

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If you’re an athlete, whether professional or amateur, you’ll know that the cost of sports gear, gym memberships, and fitness programs can pile up quicker than a sprinter off the starting block. But, hey, don’t let the price tag scare you away from reaching your full athletic potential! You can still get top-notch gear and services without stretching your budget to its limits. All it takes is some savvy shopping, proper timing, and a couple of neat tricks up your sleeve.

Timing is Money

First off, let’s talk about timing. Like any industry, the world of sports equipment and services goes through seasons. Know when new collections are released and plan your shopping sprees around them. That’s when the older stuff usually goes on sale to make room for the shiny new products. You don’t need the latest model of running shoes to break your personal record, right?

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Find Reliable Sources for Discounts

Not all discounts are created equal. Trustworthy platforms like Love Discount Vouchers can be a treasure trove for athletes on a budget. It’s a one-stop shop to find verified discounts and deals for all sorts of sports and fitness-related purchases. Plus, this data from discount voucher specialists offers invaluable tips to go from a casual participant to a pro athlete without breaking the bank.

Subscription Services are Your Friend

Believe it or not, those “Sign Up for Our Newsletter” pop-ups can save you some serious dough. Often, you’ll get a discount code just for signing up, not to mention being among the first to know when there’s a sale or new deals are up for grabs. Keep an eye on those emails; they’re worth their weight in gold (well, almost).

Consider Used or Refurbished Items

Some items like protective gear and specific equipment might be better bought new for safety and hygiene reasons. But for many other items like dumbbells, barbells, or even big-ticket machines like treadmills, buying used or refurbished can save you a bundle. Just make sure to do your research and inspect the items thoroughly before making the purchase.

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Don’t Overlook Local Brands

While international brands may have the allure of being tried and tested, local brands can offer some solid gear at much more palatable prices. Plus, you’re supporting local businesses, which is a win-win situation.

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Another smart move is to go for equipment and gear that can be used for multiple types of sports or workouts. Multi-use items provide a bigger bang for your buck, letting you diversify your routine without multiplying the costs.
Bundle Up!

Some websites and stores offer bundled deals. For instance, you might find a gym membership that includes a few personal trainer sessions or a sports gear set that comes with complementary accessories. Keep an eye out for these package deals; they’re an excellent way to get more for less.

The Power of Social Media and Influencers

Many brands collaborate with sports influencers to offer exclusive discounts to their followers. Following your favourite brands and athletes on social media can give you access to limited-time offers that you won’t find elsewhere.

Be Cautious with Your Cart

Add items to your cart, but don’t check out immediately. Retailers often send out additional discounts to entice you to complete the purchase. This trick doesn’t work every time, but when it does, oh boy, is it satisfying!

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Tap Into Student and Military Discounts

If you’re a student or a member of the military, many brands offer exclusive discounts. Don’t forget to take advantage of these if you’re eligible.

Double-Check Before Checkout

Before you finally hit that “Purchase” button, do a quick search for any additional coupon codes or discounts you might have missed. It takes a few extra minutes but can lead to big savings.

Being an athlete doesn’t mean you need to have the budget of a pro sports team. With a little bit of savvy, timing, and the right resources like Love Discount Vouchers and insights from discount voucher specialists, you can experience big savings without compromising on quality. So, lace up those sneakers, limber up, and get ready to sprint towards fantastic deals that will have both your athletic performance and your wallet thanking you!

Speaking the Truth in Times of Universal Deceit is a Revolutionary Act

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George Orwell knew how the mainstream media and propaganda worked because he was employed by certain organisations at certain points in his career as a journalist. Even someone as esteemed as George Orwell would have been surprised at how his satirical novel “1984” would somehow become a manual for the people controlling society, the media, government and now the internet.

If anyone has any form of independent thought these days, they are either labelled as “conspiracy theorists”, “fake news”, “hate speech” or “kooks”. Pretty much all of these individuals are eventually cancelled, or their reputations thrown in the mud. In an even more sinister manner, weaponised governmental departments and the media are utilised to besmirch any political voice coming from the wilderness. We are now in a situation that means entire swathes of political opposition are erased and cancelled by the powers who control every facet of society and government.

Why bother having elections when the opposition has been deplatformed, erased and silenced by the internet overlords who delight in their role of sending entire groups of political voices to the far reaches of their search algorithms, effectively deleting them from all existence. When there is only one, singular so-called ‘liberal’ and ‘inclusive’ side making the narrative, it is the antithesis of inclusivity and liberalism. Ronald Reagan was probably right when he said: “If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism.”

The internet now is a closed echo chamber, a mind prison where conformity and blind belief in lies are rewarded, and anyone who dares to question the ‘official’ narrative bleated out by the same media organisations ad infinitum are erased or threatened with erasure. Usually, there is no court or judicial review, they are simply erased after the baying mob of automatons has dealt out their guilty verdict.

There is absolutely no point in having elections in the Soviet West anymore, simply because the political party who is not in power are cancelled, deplatformed and erased from all media.

The Daily Squib saw this shutting down process of the internet in 2014, when it first emerged under the orders of the staunch Marxist Barack Obama. Since then, the internet has been going downhill fast.

Is there any hope for those who value freedom and democracy? Well, once it’s gone, it is nigh on impossible to get it back. With only a few voices left talking about this, and even fewer people aware of what is happening, the silence is deafening.

Eight Cubans Receive 20-Year Jail Terms Because of YouTuber

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YouTube travellers who use their privilege to make money off poor people in Third World countries are a despicable type of parasite that leaves a shameful stain upon the Developed World. One YouTuber called Kurt Caz, an Afrikaans South African, is responsible for 8 – 10 Cubans receiving 20-year jail terms in the communist dictatorship of Cuba, purely for views and advertising revenue on his exploitative channel.

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This despicable exploitative creature manipulated many poor Cubans purely for profit in his videos, which make hundreds of thousands of dollars in ad revenue.

The worst part about the egotistical user YouTube traveller, Kurt Caz is that he knew he was in a communist country, and he knew that by exposing how ordinary Cubans have to get by in their poverty-stricken country that these people he filmed would get into serious trouble, but because he was more concerned with the revenue and subscribers he would gain from exposing these poor people, he carried on without any form of conscience or responsibility for his actions.

Cuban Communist Dictatorship

In Cuba, many activities are deemed as illegal by the secret police who answer to the communist party ruling the country. However, can one blame the people steeped in severe poverty for doing illegal stuff to put food on their table? This is what Curt Kaz exploited, and it is a truly shameful act. The people Kurt Caz exploited who are now serving 20-year jail terms will think about Kurt Caz every day in the horrible Cuban prisons where they will rot away.

In the video below, you can see this guy showing off his Ferrari while he wines and dines some exploited Venezuelan girl in the UAE. All of the filthy proceeds Kurt Caz has made in the hundreds and thousands of dollars are off the pain and suffering from countless people, but he doesn’t care, he is rolling in the money, and paid women.

As the YouTuber Kurt Caz drives off into the sunset in his Ferrari, lighting up another Cuban cigar, he has no thought or care for the people who will rot in a stinking damp Cuban jail for the next twenty years. This manipulative exploitative scumbag deserves nothing but a serious dose of karma. As for the idiots who blindly follow and subscribe to Kurt Caz, you are enabling this asshole, and you directly are part of the problem as well.

Now They’re Coming After Russell Brand As Well

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The Daily Squib has been attacked by certain nefarious EU companies since the Referendum and Brexit trying to take us down, and now poor old Russell Brand is being attacked for his playful days while he was digging for gold in between the legs of many, many women. According to his YouTube channel, Brand is now being accused of certain allegations regarding the multiples of women he slept with in the past.

These are the vagaries and dangers of having an opinion other than is allowed in the Mainstream Media in a Western civilisation which is seriously moving towards a more authoritarian sovietised stance led by the Chinese communist model of censorship and totalitarian media control. With ESG and the WEF, and EU dictating censorship rules, the West is daily declining and moving away from democracy and free speech.

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

Bertrand Russell

The voices speaking the truth are viewed as dangerous by the soviet censors who are now in charge and have infiltrated all media and politics. This is why publications like the Daily Squib are now in danger; where satire was once a protected literary genre in the past, we are now in danger of being shut down and our voice forever silenced. The same goes for Russell Brand, a man who certainly shoots from the hip, who dares to uncover the truth from many corrupt facets of society, business and politics. Admittedly, some of his titles on his YouTube and Rumble videos are obvious clickbait, and pander to the ‘conspiracy theory’ movement, but where there is smoke, there is invariably fire.

We joked about Russell Brand in the past, thinking he was some kind of dilettante, but we now know he is the real deal. The problem with speaking the truth and uncovering all sorts of nastiness going on under the noses of the masses is that you have to have a damn squeaky clean reputation to do this. If there are any doubts, events in the past or morally unacceptable things in one’s character, your enemies will zero in on these and destroy your reputation. It happens all the time with politicians vying for election. Being a public figure is a dangerous endeavour, more so these days than in the past. The amount of data being analysed and filtered through the machine of moral outrage is increasing daily.

All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
― George Bernard Shaw

As the Daily Squib is constrained and limited in what it can write these days, we cannot express our satirical dark humour as we wish anymore. Russell Brand is a character who has tried to seek the truth, and we commend him for that, however in doing so, he put himself into the crosshairs of the woke #metoo soviet snipers who are now out for blood. Maybe, Brand quotes praising the Metoo movement in the past were part of his liberal sensibility to endorse such witch-hunts, it is also rather ironic that his downfall may be precipitated by the weaponised usage of the Feminazi group against him.

We can only wish Russell luck in fighting the vultures and parasites now chomping down and feeding off his wildly spinning chakras, sucking the very life force from his soul.

Western civilisation is fast being subverted and corrupted by the hyper-sensitive puritanical forces of evil communist censors, and from here life will be a dark, dystopian, Orwellian nightmare that you will try to wake up from but will be imprisoned within the echo chamber of political correctness created by the jailers who now control everything.

Everyone is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without it being extolled, but some people’s idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.

– Winston Churchill

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Harry and Meghan’s Vindictive Games a Big Success

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It was good news for Harry and Meghan and their Vindictive Games season where they frolic around wounded military veterans, so they can show off how caring they are, as well as show off their superior popularity to the royal family.

“If it means making my horrid British royal family look bad and less popular, we’re doing it. This is why we set up the Vindictive Games. It’s a place for some serious photo ops and Netflix filming at the expense of manipulated and used wounded veterans. I had one guy come up to me, he had both his legs blown off in Afghanistan. I immediately saw this as a great opportunity and called over the Netflix film crew and photographers,” Harry guffawed loudly during a BBC interview.

After the photo event, the couple get back in their private jet and fly back to Montecito, flush with funds earned from their sordid endeavours. Apparently, the Vindictive Games extravaganza occurs every fucking year.

“Yes, Harry pops his balding ginger head out every year for the publicity event called the Vindictive Games. William could not organise an event like this, and Harry is very proud of it. It’s a great venue for virtue signalling and being vindictive towards the royal family, as well as a good earner for the couple. Harry and Meghan get all the front page news while the royals are still stooped over their brandy at Balmoral,” a publicity agent revealed on Thursday.

Here’s to next year’s Vindictive Games, and the year after that, and the year after that …ad infinitum.