The Prince of Wales visited St George’s Park in Burton upon Trent in 2022, where he officiated the opening of another betting shop on the High Street. The main shopping area of the town centre now has over 453 betting shops, 365 Turkish barbers, along with 1,536 fried chicken takeaway and mobile phone shops. The royal offspring, including Princess Charlotte, did not attend during the visit.
There, the royal boasted about his daughter’s talent in nose picking to manager Seamus McManus: “Charlotte wanted me to tell you that she’s superb at picking her nose. She said, ‘Please tell them that’. She loves to flick those bogeys at the palace servants and oiks!”
But that wasn’t the only time the princess’s love for nose picking was spoken about.
Earlier this year, her mum the Princess of Wales revealed how much Charlotte enjoyed the exquisite art of flicking greenies, she took part in a prolonged bogey flicking session at a branch of a Woking pizza restaurant last year when she enjoyed herself thoroughly as she surreptitiously flicked massive bogeys from afar onto other customer’s pizzas.
She even said the young royal is quite competitive at it.
The manageress of the pizza restaurant, Guido Cunningham, said that Princess Kate mentioned her three children’s love of nose picking, but Charlotte really stood out.
“Prince Andrew has been a regular at our restaurant for many years, and when Princess Charlotte turned up with her mum, she was wonderful. We all cheered as she flicked her gargantuan royal bogeys onto the pizzas of customers. There would be another massive cheer as the customer unknowingly ate the pizza. Fun times!”
Puritan, psychotic misandrist 5th Wave feminists now want the wonderful comedy film “Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me” permanently banned and all copies of the movie burned on a bonfire along with every man on the planet’s testicles.
“SHAG”
“It is a disgusting carnal misogynistic film where Austin Powers shags his way through multiple female spies and the worst part of it is that this horrid man says the word ‘shag’!” a feminist member of establishment media news revealed.
Caught in the middle of this debacle is GB News who claims to be a news company that is not part of the ‘establishment’ but actually are part of the establishment and have turned into a puritan edifice of hyper-sensitive politically correct sewage infested shit piles of inequity. A sad turn of affairs, as they once had some modicum of reasonable promise.
“As is the case with establishment news organisations and media who are pandering to wokism and 5th wave feminists, the core of this problem comes down to the advertisers and woke companies, who dictate everything. The advertising agencies have all now gone extreme woke and are invariably tied to their ESG scores and the WEF. This sort of soviet political correctness and puritanism is a direct influence from the pieces of shit who run advertising agencies these days. These ad companies are now run by stasi virtue-signalling woke arseholes who pander to ESG obsessed companies that commission ads from their companies. Any form of un-woke naughtiness on a media company that shows ads is now completely cancelled. Wokism as a weaponised soviet censorship system thus limits the scope of human expression and commerce. Every advert created today is an abhorrent travesty and insult to the original concept of advertising, and a fucking disgrace,” a former advertising executive from the 90s revealed.
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Well, there it is. You cannot say the word ‘shag’ anymore, you cannot say you want to shag a woman, or inversely you cannot say you don’t want to shag a feminist ideology spouting woman.
No more shagging for Austin Powers, either…looks like Dr. Evil really did win in the end…
This is getting ridiculous, and truly unmanageable. The proliferation of AI sites and apps across the internet has been enormous, but is it an efficient model? Yes, competition between developers is a good thing, but why is each developer just concentrating on one niche AI function? All this means is that the AI user has to get subscriptions from each niche AI peddler, and this can be a tiresome, expensive endeavour.
Why not have an AI developer who brings all AI functions under one roof with a more reasonable pricing structure?
One developer is peddling AI created music, another animation, another visuals, another is peddling voice synthesis, another is a question/answer model. To complete certain tasks for the consumer of AI products, you will have to visit multiple sites, maybe purchase subscriptions from each site, complete specific AI tasks, then go back to your computer editing software and stitch all this shit together somehow. This is not a good way of working, especially as each different site has its own intricate AI foibles.
With subscriptions here, subscriptions there, it all adds up until by the end of the year you could literally be paying thousands in subscriptions alone.
We need one fucking mega developer with all AI processes in one fucking place. Like if you want to create a mini film or animation, or whatever you have planned, you can go to one place and the AI models will all be incorporated as a singular engine. Maybe, this is simplifying the process as we are not developers, but surely it can be completed by a dedicated team of AI devs?
Knife crime and rampant stabbings amongst an unnameable and protected section of the population is so widespread that many do not talk about it anymore.
“We cannot disclose the people who are carrying out these stabbings with machetes and zombie knives. It is best to ignore why these crimes occur, and to stop talking about it. Because of the unnameable protected people who are stabbing everyone, including unnameable sections of school kids, we are turning a blind eye to their entitled violent crime sprees. Just pay your ULEZ charge and shut up,” London Labour mayor, Sadiq Khan, who could not reveal who the perpetrators of the crimes were, said, shrugging his shoulders.
The crime is so widespread that seeing people getting stabbed is now a normal occurrence, routinely ignored by many. Stabbings are even celebrated during the Notting Hill Carnival, which takes place every year.
“We get stabbings by an unnameable section of the community daily here in the neighbourhood. It’s just a case of stepping over the twitching body as they bleed out. Eventually, maybe after a few hours, someone might phone the police, so they can clean up the mess. The pavements here are littered with blood splatters, it’s a bloody disgrace but what can you do?” a resident of Croydon, South London revealed.
Do not mention it, do not do anything apart from ignore it, and maybe one day the police and another mayor will actually do something.
The pop singer and female icon, Taylor Swift is a woman who gets what she wants, and then moves on swiftly. She has gone through entire baseball teams, male counterpart pop singers, ice hockey teams, electricians, plumbers, record producers, and even some lucky fans.
It is however quite an arduous and boring task to be in the queue to be with Taylor Swift; not only because the queue of men waiting is so long, but it is also the thought that you will be one of many with sloppy thousands, and will be discarded like an old partially eaten doner kebab takeaway soon after she spreads her lovely long legs.
“I have been in the queue for over a year, and it is really hard work. Sometimes Taylor will text and tease me by saying I am next on the list, but give her five minutes, and she hooks up with another man,” a minor relatively good-looking pop star told entertainment trash news site TMZ.
Taylor Swift is currently dating an American football player from the Kansas City Chiefs, but it’s only a matter of time until she gets bored of the meathead.
Kansas City Chiefs manager, Burt Kormack, revealed that Swift has been good for team morale.
“She’s going through the team pretty fast, and the boys are loving the Taylor Swift attention. I heard sometimes she goes through a meathead phase, and this is why we’re here, to service her over-used vagina when she wants it. I haven’t had any complaints, we’re scoring more touchdowns this season.”
More women need to embrace the Taylor Swift method, a liberation of women after thousands of years of chastity and terrible restrictions.
A 5th wave feminist who wants all men to commit suicide and die, today voiced her outrage and how she felt “physically sick” after a man voiced his opinion that her psychopathic and hateful views were “off-putting,” and he would not even “shag her”.
CANCEL EVERYTHING!
The one-sided feminist agenda media were today outraged that the man dared to voice his opinion about the 5th wave feminist.
“We are outraged and have immediately cancelled the man for daring to speak the truth. Men should all be punished for voicing their opinions, especially as they are punch bags to be repeatedly beaten down and denigrated in all media, advertising and in the law courts. Any man who dares voice their opinion about any issue regarding radical 5th wave feminist misery-porn socialist women, especially if they look like a blonde bimbo, need to be cancelled effective immediately. We will not stand for such things, and warn any other man from ever speaking out,” a media watchdog wearing dungarees barked from her Islington flat.
Okay, if the man was clever, he would have shagged her irrespective of her viewpoints, but it would have to be a really hard session, so that she could maybe feel the power of male virility. The man would have to bring the woman to the point of no return as she climaxed multiple times, taking great care to push inwards with not only manly force but a certain gentleness as well. The idea is to stop her talking for at least five minutes with her morose feminist soviet ideologies.
YOU HAVE BEEN CANCELLED!
“The problem with most feminists is that many have never really had a good shag, but looking at some of them, you can see why. Yes, there are rarities who are actually beautiful, but the muck that comes out of their mouths is off-putting to many men. You just need to substitute the muck these 5th wave feminists spout by maybe putting something in there instead, I am sure that would shut them up,” another man said, just before being cancelled, arrested, publicly flogged and paraded through the streets to jeers from crowds of enraged feminists.
Horse racing is one of the oldest sports in the world. It is still massively popular, particularly with punters and racegoers who look forward to big meetings such as the Ebor Festival, the Cheltenham Festival and Royal Ascot.
The attention that the Grand National pulls in even among the most casual of punters continues to showcase one of the biggest sports events of the calendar. Land at an online betting site, and you will see a dedicated racing section, insights, weekly horse racing tips, live streams and more.
The popularity of racing has led to jockeys and trainers becoming household names, as have some of the stars of the show themselves — the horses. Here, we have a look at some of the superstars of racing that have graced the UK racing scene.
Red Rum
Arguably the most famous horse of all time, the Irish champion thoroughbred became famed for his exploits in the Grand National. Trained by Ginger McCain, Red Rum became the first horse ever to win the Aintree feature three times.
The spectacular 1973 Grand National, his first, remains one of the highlights of British racing history. He was 30 lengths back, but still delivered the win by three-quarters of a length from Crisp, setting a new record in the process.
After winning again in 1974, it wasn’t until he was a 12-year-old in 1977 that Red Rum claimed his third Grand National title. The winning distance was a staggering 25 lengths. In more than 100 races during his career, Red Rum never fell.
Shergar
One of the most famous horses of all, Shergar’s racing career only spanned two seasons. It was as a three-year-old in 1981 that he stormed onto the scene, sweeping all before him.
Shergar racked up the likes of the Chester Vase, the Epsom Derby, the Irish Sweeps Derby and the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Diamond Stakes in a stunning season. He was put to stud in Ireland in October 1981 and was a national hero.
The story of Shergar took a strange turn, as in February 1983, he was stolen from Ballymany Stud. His remains have never been recovered.
Arkle
The great Irish thoroughbred gelding Arkle was dominant through the early 1960s. He was a stellar horse, winning three Cheltenham Gold Cups, and no other steeplechaser has ever achieved a higher rating than Arkle.
The list of honours that he took under the guidance of trainer Tom Dreaper was astonishing, including the likes of the King George VI Chase, the Irish Grand National, The Hennessy Gold Cup and the Punchestown Gold Cup.
When he landed the 1966 Cheltenham Gold Cup, Arkle was the shortest-priced ever winner of the Blue Riband race, at 1/10 odds-on.
Nijinsky
The Canadian-bred and Irish-trained Nijinsky is a popular name from the history of UK racing. The son of the great Northern Dancer, the versatile Nijinsky’s biggest claim to fame was landing the Triple Crown in 1969.
At the time, Nijinsky became the first horse to do so in more than three decades, and no horse has done it since. The staggering thing about Nijinsky’s brilliant career was that he delivered the goods in everything from six-furlong sprints to 14-furlong mid-distance races.
Desert Orchid
The famous great grey Desert Orchid was a real crowd pleaser. He was a prolific chaser in his day and loved a spin around Cheltenham and Kempton. Dessie was popular, not only because of his striking appearance but because he was always game.
He loved to attack, and racked up major titles in his career, including the 1989 Cheltenham Gold Cup. Desert Orchid was a four-time winner of the King George VI Chase at Kempton and landed the Irish Grand National, among other huge successes.
Eclipse
Digging right back to the 18th century, you will find the brilliant record of the British thoroughbred Eclipse. Just to put this time frame into context, he was strutting his stuff before the classics of horse racing were introduced.
Granted, it’s hard to put his brilliant winning career into context because of the races not being around any longer, but Eclipse was highly influential and has had races around the world named after him.
Frankel
A sparkling, unbelievable miler, Frankel was in a class of his own. He dominated the category for three straight seasons, racking up 10 Group 1 victories. But he proved that he wasn’t just a one-trick pony.
Later in his career, Frankel, who was foaled in 2008, also took the Champion Stakes and the International Stakes at a couple of furlongs more than a mile. If you narrow things down to just the modern era of British and Irish racing, Frankel is arguably top of the list.
China is indeed an authoritarian communist country, however its adoption of pseudo-capitalism which has seriously inflated its coffers is the real reason why the West has watched and now is adopting the Chinese model into its formerly democratic architecture.
You may have noticed how our freedoms in the West are disappearing quickly, you may have noticed how soviet-style political correctness, cancel culture, activism and cultural Marxism have reared their ugly heads in the last few decades. This generational change is being precipitated from the bottom up, from the kindergarten to the highest educational establishments, through the conglomerate media juggernauts, through local and central government and even the military has been affected by this communist indoctrination.
The main reason for all of this is that communism can exist with some form of capitalism, and China has proved this to the West. Democracy in the West is a messy ideology involving complicated elections every four years, when politicians can be voted out of office. One area where democracy is in deficit is the EU, where faceless unelected elite technocrats stay in their unelected positions for decades without the threat of being unelected from their lucrative positions. Much like the Chinese communist hierarchy, these high ranking EU technocrats have their own malls where they are only permitted, with almost unlimited expense accounts and diamond encrusted pension plans all funded by the ignorant EU citizens who are blind to what is really going on under their very noses.
The World Economic Forum which seems to rule all policy in the West are profound supporters of China and its communist pseudo-capitalist transformation. They have praised China as the ideal model for all Western nations, and the EU is the forerunner in adopting the Chinese communist model, including protectionism, and a fervent bureaucratic nature that the Chinese communist red-tape peddlers love dearly.
Essentially speaking, the Chinese model is being fully adopted in the West, including the USA, UK and EU. Eventually, elections may be completely removed from the equation, and we have seen the American Democrat Party even weaponise state departments to completely cancel and criminalise the opposition. The sham election from 2020 was one very good example as any opposing voice of the Democrat Party was systematically erased from the web by Big Tech companies working in conjunction with the Democrat Party, the name of their party being anything but democratic. Maybe the Democrat Party should come clean altogether and name themselves the Communist Party of America, because this is their true nature and they have absolutely nothing to do with democracy in shape or form.
China and communism has eventually won, and the West is now scrambling to copy the Chinese soviet pseudo-capitalism with haste. It is a way better model for the elites and politicians, and it seems the messy nature of governing the masses under democracy has seen its last days. Say goodbye to those once hard fought freedoms hailed as the backbone of democracy, it is all going, the woke communist soviet system has won. The saddest part of course is not that many are blind to this process, but many are embracing it without any question. Those soldiers who died under a hail of machine gun fire on the beaches of Normandy essentially died for nothing, because now, the West has been infiltrated and defeated from within without a single shot being fired.
Greece may be part of the EU, but that mean’s nothing to greedy Greek shipping magnates making billions off the misery and atrocities of Russia’s illegal invasion of Ukraine and Putin’s evil war. With the help of the Greeks, the Russian economy is now very buoyant with a budget surplus, and the so-called Western sanctions mean absolute shit.
“Greece is meant to be a part of NATO but is helping Putin. While America and the UK spend trillions on the war effort by subsidising Ukraine, and supplying weapons, Greece is actively working from within NATO to support Putin and his evil war of attrition against NATO,” a perplexed analyst revealed.
Between January 2022 and August this year, Greek shipping companies sold 60 oil tankers built before 2010 worth at least $30m (£25m) apiece, according to analysis by VesselsValue.
This was six times the number sold by American companies, as Greek sales amounted to $2.5bn.
In the last 18 months, the world’s shadow fleet delivering and supplying Russian oil has ballooned from 220 ships to 535, according to recent analysis, with numbers spiking over the summer.
The biggest buyers are the EU, China and India of Russian oil reserves, and the recent price hike of crude has been a great boon for the Russian economy.
“While Biden and Sunak sleep, the Russians are making trillions in profit. The EU, which buys a lot of oil from Russia, is effectively fuelling Putin’s coffers, so the war in Ukraine can continue for decades. It is only a matter of time before the West, which is more interested in dumping fossil fuels, is bankrupted while in the East they are making trillions and trillions of dollars from it. The way the corrupt EU gets around the supposed sanctions is to buy repackaged oil and gas from China. Russian oil and gas is delivered to China and India in Greek ships, then repackaged as Indian or Chinese commodities. The oil and gas is then purchased at a high mark-up by the EU and delivered to Europe inside Greek tankers,” one insider revealed.
As the blood and carnage is daily spilled in the Ukraine meat grinder, the oil flows freely, thanks to the Greek shipping magnates and corrupt EU enabling Putin’s evil war.
Cruelty comes in many ways, and the deluded Democrats indeed are masters of cruelty by declaring that Joe Biden is okay and that nothing is wrong with him. It may actually be a blessing for Joe that he is so far advanced in his dementia that he cannot recall the extreme levels of corruption he and his son have committed.
“The Biden presidency was basically the third presidency of Barack Obama. Every day he receives pages of stuff he has to say or do, and he follows that through without question, albeit with a demented manner,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed.
Even though everything is heavily scripted and coordinated by large teams of staff, things can easily go wrong. For the Democrats it is great to have Barack Obama back again dictating his gay trans ideologies as well his open borders system of killing America, a country he detests with a vengeance, however sometimes the Obama puppet (Joe Biden) breaks free and starts babbling off script.
Recently, at a White House meeting, Joe Biden suddenly went off script and his handlers who were off-screen were literally seen tearing out their hair as the puppet president started babbling nonsense to the Venezuelan President visiting the White House.
“Imma get ice cream! (staring blankly at a pillow) Jerks level Walmart talk me. C’mon man, give me a break, will ya? Treblinka anus hole. Rubba dubba dove ma momma is here she tell me I can go play outside now. Coo coo ca choo! Poultry, red paint and shower curtain rails suck my brain, or is that plastic hmm, maybe concrete trains? Nama nama nama Jamaica! One, thirty-four and twenty plenty of eels. Brick soup empty, Mr. Trimble! Oh, my gawd! It’s a Leprechaun, he just told me something! Yes, yes, uhuh, okay I got it! We gotta nuke Great Britain cuz they stole our cheddar cheese. Shame on these Limeys! (Biden’s face goes red, and he starts raging) They stole my chicken. They stole my potato soup. NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! BA-A-A-A-A-S-TARDS! Filipinos, they are all so wiry. (The Venezuelan president goes to shake Biden’s hand before he leaves, but Joe Biden drops on all fours and scoots around the Oval Room) They won’t get me. If I hear another order through my earpiece, I will scream. Obama back off man! Eaaargh! Ballet dancer, nig nog, shambles, burrito!”
