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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

The carriage tracks on the floor of the Alfândega, where the Gaia-X 2025 summit convened for two days, are an immarcescible symbolic reflection of the digital tracks that the Gaia-X project as a whole is accomplishing today and for the future of European technical excellence. In 1320, after much internal conflict, Afonso IV commanded to “fazer o almazém e allfandega” — to create a warehouse and customs house. In 1335 the storage and customs facilities, which would bolster trade, and security were built. This further aligns with the figurative dimorphous stratagem of Gaia-X — to, in effect, bolster digital security and move digital property with ease and function as much as the Portuguese and their great navy as well as merchant ships succeeded in doing centuries ago. From Helsinki to Porto, the data mission is still the same.

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Data is now the most powerful competitive, political, and economic asset any organisation or nation can possess. If you don’t control your data, you don’t control your future. Someone else will make the decisions for you. The Europeans are now masters of their own digital entity, and do not want to depend on any other nation, monopoly, or authority regarding its own digital ecosystem. In fact, one suspects the Gaia-X vision is to broadly become the global standard for data compliance and standards.

douraLooking over the Douro river alongside the Alfândega, one can easily see the similarities of the umbriferous past mingling with the “sunny” future, as is the case within the eternal circumcrescent of time.

Why Data Matters

Data is the new raw material of innovation… through AI, automation and predictive analytics, data is a required element and of course, it must be high-quality data. Through the acquisition of data, one builds intelligence on many levels, and variables.

Data is infrastructure, not exhaust. Most companies still treat data as a by-product or a throw-away piece of rubbish.
Winners treat it like electricity or transportation, a foundational system that everything else relies on.

Data compounds. For example, the more data you collect, the more intelligent your systems become, the more users you attract, and conversely — you attract more data.

Data gives you power in negotiations. Whether you’re running a business, a nation-state, or an AI ecosystem, data ownership determines bargaining power.
If you don’t have data, you’re a price-taker, not a price-maker.

Data is the choke point for digital sovereignty. This is why Europe is fighting hard for Gaia-X and sovereign data spaces.
If Europe doesn’t secure its data pipelines, it will always be dependent on U.S. and Chinese platforms for infrastructure, cloud, and intelligence.

Data is security. Cybersecurity, defence, logistics, supply chains, the interoperability of everything depends on the integrity and availability of data.
Lose control of data, and you lose the ability to act.

Data is economic value creation. Value used to come from land, then machines, then software.
Now it comes from data-rich cloud-based ecosystems that enable new business models that enable real-time marketplaces, autonomous operations, hyper-personalised products, resilience forecasting, decarbonisation modelling and cross-sector collaboration.

Whoever you are, or whatever you are, you must own, structure, and use your data.

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Gaia-X is thus Europe’s attempt to build a shared, trusted, federated, sovereign data infrastructure where companies can collaborate without giving up control.

Through interoperability, systems must be interoperable across Europe. This enables different organisations, clouds, and data systems to plug into each other without friction avoiding vendor lock-in, enabling cross-border innovation, creating EU-wide competition instead of closed silos. Essentially, this is the core of Gaia-X. Without interoperability, the whole project collapses.

Trust is also a major factor for a secure digital Europe. Companies won’t share data unless they’re 100% sure who can access it, how it’s used, that competitors won’t steal it, that governments can’t grab it and that there are no leaks. Gaia-X creates this through strict governance rules, certification, transparency, security standards, legal guarantees and all sorts of other good stuff. Trust should be assured by design — not by assumption.

Europe must remain digitally sovereign. This is a geopolitical strategy as opposed to a technical one. In this respect, Europe wants to control its own data, not depend on U.S. hyperscalers (AWS, Google, Microsoft), Chinese infrastructure, foreign laws like the CLOUD Act.

Through Federation of the data infrastructure, Gaia-X is building the opposite of the Silicon Valley Big Tech “one platform to rule all” model but is instead deploying an uncentralised linked chain with lots of plectile independent systems woven together with each keeping control of its own data but agreeing to shared standards.

Does satire employ data? Sure it does, without the most finite pieces of data collated throughout history and the present, the Daily Squib cannot interpret and see the future. We employ data from every source on the planet as best we can to concoct our infamous “ridiculous” articles that tend to offend multiple sectors and people across the globe, but that’s what we do, and we’re not going to apologise for deploying something that delves into the underlying truth of any given subject — using data.

There is also a caveat to data acquisition on such a grand scale. The data must be used responsibly, or there could be a dystopian taste to what happens in the future. Where people like Yuval Noah Harari who posits that those who control the data streams control society, he subsequently warns that “dataism” (the belief that systems should prioritise data flow above human values) could eventually override liberal democracy. One would question, of course, if the true definition of a “liberal democracy” ever existed, but that is another subject.

Phillip K. Dick on the other hand had a rather negative view on big data where he anticipated a world where digital information distorts reality.
His dystopian vision of the future projected that
data won’t just describe the world — it will fabricate it. Et voila, we now indeed do have a world where
deepfakes, AI-driven narratives, AI Slop, and synthetic realities are essentially Dickian predictions come true. Shoshana Zuboff, in her book The Age of Surveillance Capitalism, even predicts an economy where the human experience becomes a raw data commodity for a “behavioural futures market”.

The global proliferation of robots in homes will be orchestrated at a singular time window and will herald the age of data levels exploding like never before. We cannot write this kind of stuff without mentioning Ray Kurzweil, who predicts the merging of machines with humans some time after the Singularity. Kurzweil essentially predicts that data becomes the substrate of consciousness.

With vast data… what about the Hive Mind? Already, we are seeing the beginnings of this concept in all social media, where these “echo-chambers” of discourse all seem to be saying the same thing, one way or another. This is possibly why our publication is routinely cancelled on many of these platforms because we dare to NOT say the same things that others do. Dificile est saturam non scribere…

Anyway, whatever your opinion, whatever your outlook, whatever your philosophy on data is — we would defend it to the death — for each morsel is a viable valuable piece of data that will be ultimately swallowed up by the big, biggest, bigger data vacuum in the sky. DING! It all got sucked up into the Enormodatavaultcloudthingy. Me? I’m off to the necessarium to unload a huge quantity of unwanted parsed data (curry and beer) into the bowl of inequity.

Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

Gaia-X has wrapped up its 2025 Summit with a significant step forward for Europe’s digital landscape: the official launch of the Gaia-X Trust Framework 3.0 – “Danube”. This new release introduces both domain-specific and geographic extensions, allowing trust to be federated across a wide range of ecosystems and regulatory environments.

With Danube, Gaia-X delivers the technical underpinnings needed to scale trustworthy data spaces and to strengthen Europe’s pursuit of sovereign, interoperable, and AI-ready digital infrastructure.

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After attending the Helsinki Summit in 2024, the Gaia-X framework and vision has indeed matured at great speed, and efficacy. Data is still the king in Europe, and the harnessing of this empirical power is key to European sovereignty and power.

The Summit gathered senior figures from European institutions, industry, and the technology sector to assess the tangible progress made since Gaia-X was founded.

Speaking on behalf of the European Commission, Thibault Kleiner, Director for Future Networks at DG CONNECT, highlighted the broader ambitions of Europe’s digital agenda:

“We have achieved a lot in the past years in terms of data spaces, standards, data brokerage and legislative support. The time has come to scale up and federate our data spaces and build a European data ecosystem that will power AI and boost EU competitiveness.”

Reflecting on the Summit’s achievements, Ulrich Ahle, CEO of Gaia-X, remarked:

Ulrich-Ahle“This Summit marks a decisive step forward for Gaia-X and for Europe’s digital future. We are moving from first pilot implementations to true operational deployment, where data spaces, trust frameworks, and interoperability tools are now ready to scale. With the Danube Release and the progress shown across all sectors, Gaia-X is proving that Europe can build a trusted, sovereign digital ecosystem that enables innovation while keeping control of data and AI firmly in European hands.”

At the heart of the Summit was the introduction of the Danube Release. Alongside the updated specifications, Gaia-X unveiled new versions of the Architecture Document (AD) and the Compliance Document (CD), each substantially enhanced to automate trust and simplify interoperability.

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Christoph Strnadl, CTO of Gaia-X, underlined the architectural relevance of the new extensibility approach:

christoph stradl“The updated Architecture Document and the new Danube software components define and implement a unified extensibility mechanism that allows arbitrary ecosystem rulebooks to be automated in a technically compatible way. It also enables extended identification schemes, which together provide the technical basis for true cross-ecosystem trust. With this, we are no longer talking about isolated compliance regimes. We are enabling – for the first time ever – a federation of interoperable digital ecosystems.

Bring Your Own Rules: With Danube, the Gaia-X framework is compatible with rules and criteria that almost no one knows and no one has heard of.

From an operational perspective, the updated Compliance Document introduces functions that simplify complexity and support scalable service descriptions. Roland Fadrany, COO of Gaia-X, emphasised the practical impact:

Roland-Fadrany-1024x1024“The Gaia-X Trust Framework underpins this vision by providing verifiable identities, compliance mechanisms, and digital clearing houses that ensure sovereignty, transparency, and cross-border recognition. Data Space Governance Authorities (DSGAs) can define their own rules (“Bring Your Own Rules”), enabling automated compliance with sector-specific or regional regulations.

 

“This framework supports cross-sector ecosystems—from mobility and energy to smart cities and manufacturing—enabling automated compliance, secure identity management, and seamless service orchestration, ultimately making data sovereignty practical and accessible on users’ own terms.”

The Summit also reaffirmed Gaia-X’s alignment with Europe’s industrial goals. Catherine Jestin, Chairwoman of the Gaia-X Board and Executive Vice President Digital at Airbus, stressed the strategic value of data spaces and the Trust Framework:

Catherine-Jestin“Digital sovereignty is the capacity to control one’s digital destiny. For aerospace and defence, this relies on protecting intellectual property, ensuring business continuity, mastering our technology stack, and limiting vendor lock-in.

 

“Data spaces such as DECADE-X are critical instruments to achieve this. Gaia-X plays a central role because its Trust Framework enables participants to collaborate and exchange data securely, automatically, and across borders. This is why Gaia-X has never been so important. It is a key component of Europe’s digital sovereignty and of the operational success of emerging data spaces.”

A high-level roundtable on Season Two of Data Spaces, moderated by Catherine Jestin and featuring Thibaut Kleiner (DG CONNECT), Ernst Stöckl-Pukall (German Federal Ministry for Economic Affairs and Energy), and Amandine Reix (French Direction Générale des Entreprises), marked a turning point in Europe’s data economy. Building on achievements including more than 15 European data spaces, emerging standards, supporting legislation, and federated tools, the speakers called for greater consolidation, economic sustainability, and stronger cross-sector interoperability.

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The shared conclusion was clear: Season Two must deliver truly operational, scalable, and federated data spaces that can underpin Europe’s industrial competitiveness and future AI leadership, rooted in trust and digital sovereignty.

During the event, Data4NuclearX and Decade-X demonstrated how European strategic industries are already implementing the Gaia-X Trust Framework to secure digital capabilities in the nuclear and aerospace sectors.

One of the most anticipated segments of the Summit was the unveiling of the Catalogue of Gaia-X Compliant Services, showcasing the growing number of services aligned with Gaia-X principles of transparency, interoperability, and trust.

From cloud platforms to specialised data services, the catalogue shows how organisations can increasingly select solutions that reflect European values such as sovereignty and verifiable trust. Cloud Temple, Thésée DataCenter, OPIQUAD, OVHcloud, and Seeweb were announced as the first five companies to achieve Gaia-X Label level 3.

Gaia-X also announced the establishment of a new hub: Gaia-X Hub Digital Trust Canada (DTC), marking an important expansion of international cooperation around data sovereignty, interoperability, and trusted ecosystems.

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After two days of presentations, technical discussions, and demonstrations, the Porto Summit concluded with a clear message: Gaia-X has entered a new stage of maturity. The Danube Release, combined with the enhanced Architecture and Compliance Documents, provides Europe with a robust, extensible, and scalable basis for trusted collaboration across industries and national borders.

As data spaces continue to evolve across manufacturing, aerospace, nuclear energy, health, and other critical sectors, Gaia-X now offers the mechanism for these ecosystems to interoperate securely and transparently, ensuring that trust can be automated, sovereignty made operational, and Europe’s digital future constructed on firm, shared foundations.

Sébastien Lescop, CEO of Cloud Temple, commented:

Sébastien Lescop“This week marks an important step for Europe. The Summit on European Digital Sovereignty and the Gaia-X Summit have demonstrated a shared commitment to building a trusted, interoperable digital ecosystem for our continent. With Gaia-X, we now have a concrete, collaboratively developed framework that brings together institutions, providers, and, above all, users.

 

“By becoming the first company to achieve the highest level of certification, Gaia-X Label level 3, Cloud Temple is proud to contribute to the foundations of a trusted digital infrastructure that will support Europe’s ambitions for the years ahead.”

Gaia-X expressed its sincere thanks to the partners who supported the Summit, including Cloud Temple, deltaDAO, neusta aerospace, and IRT SystemX, whose expertise and continued commitment have strengthened the Gaia-X ecosystem and accelerated the roll-out of trusted, interoperable data spaces across the digital ecosystems of Europe and beyond.

About Gaia-X:

Founded in 2021 as a privately funded, not-for-profit association, Gaia-X brings together an international community of industry, academia, and public actors to establish shared standards for transparent, controllable, and interoperable technologies. Its goal is to unlock unprecedented opportunities for innovative, data-driven business models while reducing reliance on non-controllable technologies.

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

“China is not a threat!” a Labour minister defiantly shouted.

“What’s that sticking out of your arse?” someone asked.

According to an NHS proctologist, the minister has had a Chinese spy lodged firmly up his rectum for over 6 months and what’s worse, he has been relaying everything the MP says to CCP headquarters in Beijing daily via his Huawei Chinese spy phone.

“It’s not just what the minister says that is spied on but what he eats as well, it seems,” the proctologist revealed.

Extracting the Chinese spy from the minister’s anus is scheduled for next Tuesday, and the operation could take as much as four hours.

“We tried to entice the little shit out with a bowl of piss eggs, which is a Chinese delicacy. The traditional dish comes from Dongyang, Zhejiang, China, in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten. Through our scanner, we saw him licking his lips in anticipation, but he eventually halted, probably remembered his Chinese spy training to resist temptation,” another doctor at the hospital revealed.

The Labour government are desperate to stay in Beijing’s good books because they think the Chinese will save the UK from the Labour government’s mismanagement of the economy. Despite a vast spy network in parliament, the Chinese threat is apparently “not a threat” according to Labour.

 

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

The ridiculous and lunatic policies of Labour are indeed beyond satire, but the proposed milkshake tax may provide something to play with.

Imagine buying a milkshake for £46 due to the milkshake tax, well no sane person will do that. Instead, here, look around the corner in that alleyway. Some enterprising geezer is selling milkshakes for £2.30. People dodge into the alley and come out with a delicious chocolate, strawberry, vanilla or whatever milkshake, and finally they’re happy again.

You’re at Heathrow Airport and some dude has just flown in from Los Angeles. Immediately he is swarmed by ten customs officials who start tearing through his luggage like rabid wolves. They find a secret compartment with five carefully packed salted-caramel, vanilla, Oreo milkshakes worth a lot of money. Immediately, the shakester is led into a room by the side and handcuffed. No doubt those shakes will be consumed with gusto by the customs officers later in the day.

Coastguards off the coast of Plymouth come across a yacht from France. The two inhabitants start acting funny, and one of them has a load of straws in his hand. There is an immediate shout from one of the coastguards, “milkshake!”. Immediately, a full search is underway and soon uncovers a huge haul of milkshakes with a street value over £345,000. Needless to say, these guys are going down for a long time, after a serious shake down.

The lunatics have truly taken over the asylum. Milkshake tax? Who’s up for a Knickerbocker Glory instead?

EXPERTS: “The ECHR Will Stop All of Mahmood’s Immigration Plans”

The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) will stop every single one of Labour minister, Mahmood’s plans. The fear regarding Reform voters is really kicking in now and has resorted in a desperate Labour government to virtue signal to those voters that the party is serious about halting illegal immigration — when in fact, nothing will happen.

Shabuna Mahmood, the Labour Home Secretary is pissing in the wind and will get nowhere, simply because every move that she presumes to make to stop illegal immigration is doomed by the ECHR which dictates what Britain can and cannot do. Such is the power of the EU, that “Brexit” is just a word with no meaning at all. There was never a “Brexit” and it looks like there will never be one.

Whatever happened to “smashing the gangs” or the “half-in half-out” schemes? Same thing will happen with these new flaccid proposals.

There is nothing to see here. The illegal migrants will keep on streaming into the country, the four-star hotels will keep on serving room service to the migrants, and the NHS and welfare system will continue to deteriorate at exponential levels.

The Daily Squib warned about the socialists shooting themselves in the foot many times over the decades, but who listens to the fucking Daily Squib?

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Emphasis on Europe’s Digital Sovereignty: Gaia-X Takes Centre Stage at the 2025 Digital Summit

Europe is hosting its first-ever European Summit on Digital Sovereignty. Invited by the Federal Ministry for Digital Transformation and Government Modernisation, leaders from politics, public administration, industry, and academia across the continent are convening to shape strategies for a sovereign and innovation-driven Europe.

Gaia-X is featured as one of six flagship initiatives, presented through its own interactive pavilion.

The project illustrates how sovereign data exchange can unlock innovation, advance climate goals, and create economic value.

Real-world use cases, such as the Community-X municipal data space in the German village of Etteln (North Rhine-Westphalia) and Gaia-X’s collaboration with France’s Industry Data Space initiative Data4Industry-X demonstrate that Europe’s digital sovereignty is already becoming reality.

Thomas Jarzombek, Parliamentary State Secretary at the Federal Ministry for Digital Transformation and Government Modernisation, stresses the strategic importance of interoperable, sovereign data spaces:

Gaia-X drives digital innovation and strengthens sovereignty. At the same time, it enables close collaboration between business, science, and the public sector. This alliance is essential to share data sovereignly across industries and sectors. Only in this way can we enable the next level of innovation.

Ulrich Ahle, CEO of the Gaia-X European Association for Data and Cloud (AISBL), reinforces this message:

Digital sovereignty is created through trust, openness and common standards. Gaia-X creates a foundation on which data spaces can function interoperably and securely – so that Europe not only preserves data, but also actively develops its innovative strength and competitiveness. This is demonstrated here in the practical examples that mark the transition from ideas to real impact.

Dr. Abel Reiberg, Head of the Gaia-X Hub Germany, adds:

Gaia-X lays the foundation for a digital Europe that uses its data sovereignly. The upcoming Digital Summit provides an important opportunity to jointly demonstrate how open, secure, and interoperable data spaces can make business and society more resilient and innovative.

About Gaia-X Hub Germany

Since its foundation in 2020, Gaia-X Hub Germany has been the central point of contact for anyone interested in the exchange of data in open data ecosystems. Its goal is to support the development of an international data economy that is in line with European values and economic structures. The Gaia-X Hub promotes the development and use of Gaia-X in Germany. As a networking platform, the Hub brings together representatives from science, business, politics and society to exchange experiences, gain insights and put them into practice together. In addition to the German Gaia X Hub, there are currently 19 other national hubs within the EU and 7 outside Europe.

The Digital Summit continues in Portugal from the 19th – 21st November.

Trump to Sue BBC Not For One Billion…But For Five Billion Dollars!

U.S. President Donald Trump said on Friday he would likely sue the BBC next week “Not for one billion dollars but for as much as five billion dollars! Muah hah, hah haaa!” after the British broadcaster admitted it wrongly deliberately doctored a video of a speech he gave but defiantly insisted there was no legal basis for his claim.

The British Broadcasting Corporation has been plunged into its biggest crisis in decades after two senior leaders resigned following accusations of blatant far-leftist, woke, communist bias, including over the editing of Trump’s speech on January 6, 2021, when Trump’s supporters stormed the Capitol.

“I think I have to do that, I mean they’ve even admitted that they cheated,” Trump said. “They changed the words coming out of my mouth.”

FIVE BILLION DOLLARS

The BBC doctored footage of Trump, not ONCE but TWICE! Both the Panorama and Newsnight programs committed the crime which could have affected the US election in 2024, and also were allegedly used in an attempt to indict and arrest Trump.

On March 2, 2022, the congressional committee investigating the January 6 attack stated in a court filing that they had enough evidence for “a good-faith basis for concluding that the president and members of his campaign engaged in a criminal conspiracy”. In December 2022, the committee recommended President Trump, John Eastman, and potentially others be charged with four types of criminal acts.

The BBC could have had Trump not only jailed, but they could have caused him to lose the U.S. Elections in 2024.

“I made a beautiful statement, and they made it into a not beautiful statement,” Trump said. “Fake news was a great term, except it’s not strong enough. This is beyond fake, this is corrupt.”

Trump said the BBC’s defiant non-apology was not enough.

“When you say it’s unintentional, I guess if it’s unintentional, you don’t apologise,” he said. “They clipped together two parts of the speech that were nearly an hour apart. It’s incredible to depict the idea that I had given this aggressive speech which led to riots. One was making me into a bad guy, and the other was a very calming statement.”

Labour prime minister Keir Starmer defended the BBC and claimed the broadcaster was the most unbiased news channel in the world.

Meanwhile, there was no sign of Austin Powers to save the day. Perhaps he had finally succumbed to severe British government taxation brought on by the lunatic Rachel Reeves.

Doctor Who Accuses BBC of Doctoring Doctor Who Footage

A very angry Doctor Who time warped into London today (14 November 2025) at the BBC HQ to demand an apology from the corporation. The Doctor had just come from Gallifrey, and was on his way to Torchwood before making the brief detour.

“I’m fighting back! The BBC doctored the Doctor Who series footage. They implanted all this woke shit that made my life absolute hell. Pronouns? I’m the blooming doctor, I’m sick of the box-ticking wibbly wobbly virtue signalling.

“Do you know what it’s like to be pursued by a bunch of sashaying trans, non-binary, and drag queen Daleks all shouting “Experminate!”

“Look, I know I regenerate here or there, but the forced woke crap is really putting off my audience. I really do sympathise with Donald Trump, the Orange One who hails from the planet FAFO.”

ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

The evil pestilence of a deluded Marxist anti-capitalist reverse-Midas touch, Chancellor Rachel Reeves ruins everything she interferes with. The ONS today released some damning figures on the state of the UK car industry, and with a 28% fall in production levels, it is not looking pretty. Her evil venal plans to tax EV car owners with even more tax will make things worse, as her proposed pay-per-mile poll tax on wheels will render EVs unsellable pieces of fucking junk. No one in the UK will want an EV, and the already suffering car industry will deteriorate even more as they are stuck with unsellable stock that no one wants. Just as some of the UK population are waking up to EVs, Reeves is going to butcher EV sales, absolutely halting any positive movement in the car industry.

According to the plan, starting in 2028, drivers would pay 3p per mile for electric vehicles and 1.5p per mile for plug-in hybrids. Sales of EVs were cut in half as a result of similar initiatives introduced in Iceland and New Zealand in 2024.

The OBR said it estimated that the new EV tax was likely to reduce the number of sales expected to be made by the end of 2030-31 by 440,000 units.

Instead of green shoots of growth, Rachel Reeves only brings poisonous taxes of death. Labour is a cancer upon Britain, a blight that has embedded itself into every fabric of the nation, and like cancer it is growing a vast pulsating tumour bringing the nation and its working people to their knees — eventually extinguishing all forms of life in this desecrated land.

It’s not just the UK car industry that is suffering, but all businesses in the UK are now on the back foot, either dumping staff, cutting back, leaving, or just selling up in destitution.

Rachel Reeves is a cursed poison that needs to be flushed down the toilet into the sewer where she and Torsten Bell can reside, along with Starmer.

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The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Reeves and Starmer are the gift that keeps on giving. For the eternal destruction of the Labour Party, it would be terrible if they are ever removed from their current positions. The ineptitude, uncharismatic and robotic nature of these two reverse-Midas touch politicians is truly entertaining, yet disturbing to watch.

Every policy Rachel Reeves concocts turns to utter shit, and the same goes for the moronic Starmer, a bleating Dalek with about as much character as a soggy rotten turnip. They are the gift that keeps on giving, every day they reduce the Labour polling sentiment, every day they turn off voters future and present, every day they murder their own party, bringing it to complete destruction.

Ruining the British economy, killing off economic growth and adding useless debt for generations to come, these are the things Reeves and Starmer truly excel in.

It would be a crime to put someone with any logic or sense into the Labour Party leadership because that would mean that the Labour Party might have a smidgen of credibility to voters before and during the General Election.

Let the nightmare become intolerable beyond people’s worst fears; as Reeves prepares her Nightmare Before Christmas Budget, many in the country are paralysed by fear and loathing. Sleepless nights, anxiety, terror, trauma and pure revulsion for a chancellor who probably cannot even count the number of fingers on each hand, let alone manage the complexities and nuances of running a national economy. Reeves, much like the rest of Labour, only know about governmental processes, they have no idea about actual jobs, businesses, supply and demand, or how severe taxes kill growth almost immediately.

It would be a crime to replace these suppurating pustules on the arse cheek of humanity now, because then there may be a tiny, tiny chance that a rare incident in the Labour Party may occur — competence and economic success.

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