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Government Needs to Concentrate on Purging Left-Wing Woke Marxists From Education System

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As Covid-19 wanes from the agenda, the British government needs to contain another growing virus that is increasing in strength every day — Marxist Wokism.

This communist ideology of Wokism, a severe form of political correctness, has infected all educational institutions. Fuelled by the EU and communist China, it is creating children and young adults from Higher Education that are militant communist cannon fodder, brainwashed to levels unseen in many years.

Youth should be somehow directed towards a stance of not following these malevolent communist ideologies blindly, to make reasoned choices for themselves and to think for themselves.

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Educational establishments must follow a curriculum of reasoned political understanding encompassing all ideologies, and the biased militant ‘revolutionary’ Marxist implants as teachers and lecturers should be removed from all establishments. Yes, people can still learn about Marxism and other radical theories however this should be tempered by other ideologies, and with an unbiased educational philosophy.

The EU is paying huge amounts of money per year to infiltrate and subvert Britain’s children indoctrinating schools and universities into the Soviet collectivist machinations of the European Union. We should be teaching children about the greatness of British history, the Empire and democracy. Of course, world affairs, history and culture should not be ignored either, because Britain under Brexit is now fully loaded to look outward once again and is not as restrained by the EU any more.

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Tony Blair once said “Education, education, education!” and even though he is a conniving warmongering middle of the road Marxist he was correct in the assumption of education being a key component in national strategy right from kindergarten to university.

Boris Johnson needs to make education now a serious priority, not only in changing the current EU-centric curriculum but in ploughing more money into classrooms and other educational institutions supporting a more British outlook and syllabus.

It may now take another two or three generations to reclaim the UK’s youth from the jaws of Marxist Wokism, but now is the time to start. If nothing is done, the fractured demoralization of our nation will continue to benefit Britain’s enemies exponentially — a virus equal to Covid-19.

Incoherent Crazy Joe Biden Could Order Nuclear Strike On Russia in 5 Minutes

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“I don’t know what I’m doing man half the time, or where I am! Jibbu doo boo pzeeeeep!” Biden told CNN reporters before falling down some stairs head first. It’s a scary thought that the red button is just a press away, especially with a demented senile crazy old fart like Joe Biden. From Biden’s orders to commit a nuclear strike on Russia, the time elapsed would only be 5 minutes.

5 minutes to launch

After being patched through to the Pentagon’s deputy director of operations, the head of all U.S. strategic nuclear forces at Strategic Command in Omaha would also be in line to take the launch order.

The Biscuit

The senior Pentagon officer in the ‘war room’ then reads a ‘challenge code,’ often two phonetic letters from the military alphabet, such as “Alpha-Lima.” Then Biden retrieves the ‘biscuit’, a laminated card the president or military aide carries at all times, and finds the matching response to the challenge code: “Sierra-Bravo,” and everything is set to go.

Meanwhile, clinically insane Biden and his ‘yes men’ Democrat voting generals will be whooping their fists in the air as an encoded and encrypted message 150 characters long is transmitted to all nuke sites around the globe. By this time, only three minutes will have passed since the beginning of the process.

Launch

Once all the silo sites and nuclear submarines receive the final order to launch, approximately five minutes will have passed. By then all Intercontinental ballistic missiles have been launched, there is no going back.

Five minutes have passed from the delirious, insane mess that is Joe Biden from committing the globe to mutually assured destruction. Half the time clueless Biden does not know what he is saying even when he is reading from his script, and he does not know what he is doing.

All it will take is a few Pentagon officials and generals intent on war to convince Biden to commit to a nuclear strike. If Biden is not even capable of finishing his sentences, and is not aware of his whereabouts or why he is somewhere, he is effectively putty in the hands of clever scheming officials who basically tell Biden what to do at every moment of his day.

“We have to tell Joe where to walk, where to sit, what to say, and we have to empty his nappy when it gets too full. Much of the time Mr. Biden does not realise where he is, so we have to tell him, and everything he says in public is heavily scripted. There are multiple rogue Pentagon sharks swimming around him at all times. They just have to tell him stuff, anything, and he will believe it without question. He is effectively such an easy prey to toy with that I say he would definitely agree to a full nuclear strike on Russia if told to by his so-called ‘trusted’ Pentagon officials,” a military psychiatrist revealed.

It’s only a matter of time before Biden commits to a full nuclear strike on Russia. Enjoy your time alive while you still can.

 

Instagram Influencer Posts Update Whilst Being Eaten by Shark

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Josh Noah, 23, a prominent Instagram influencer with over 3 million subscribers, heroically managed to post an update to his account whilst being eaten alive by a Great White shark off the coast of Australia on Sunday.

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Mr Noah then proceeded to post further updates to the account, including one where the shark took his remaining leg, and his right arm.

Luckily, he was holding his phone in his left-hand, so he could update his subscribers on his current status. His dedication to being an Instagram Influencer was truly unparalleled.

Eventually, the updates ended.

Australian coastguards trawled the area where the Instagram Influencer was last seen, however only recovered a half-eaten boogie board.

Coastguard chief, Alf Nolan, commended Mr Noah on his bravery.

“He was updating his Instagram right up to the end. Even when this poor bastard only had a left arm left, he was tapping away on that phone. We are currently looking for a 25 ft Great White shark which was witnessed stalking the shoreline by several people.”

Noah’s last tweet before the Great White shark ate the rest of him was in praise of his sponsor of the day, a fashion outlet selling swim shorts for men, inviting his subscribers to purchase some purple swim shorts for $34.99.

Billionaire Bozos to be Shot Into Space in Penis Rocket

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What better fate for a dickhead than to be shot into space in a rocket ship shaped like a giant phallus.

“I have all these billions of dollars I make by selling Western people cheap Chinese trinkets, so I thought to myself, hey, why not be shot into space in a fucking rocket that looks like a giant dick? Everyone knows what a dick I am anyway, so I thought I would show the world what a dick does — he builds a billion dollar rocket that looks like a dick!” Bozos declared.

Even billionaires die — Death, is the ultimate great equalizer

Many around the globe are hoping it is a one way trip for Bozos and his rich pals.

“Maybe he might hit a piece of space junk, or a little meteorite might smash through the thin hull. I would personally love it if there is a massive malfunction and the autonomously controlled rocket boosters just kept boosting the fuckers into space. One less billionaire cunt on the planet is a good thing for humanity. Parasites die like everyone else,” one clued-up observer quipped.

Have a good trip Bozos — hope it’s one way.

Joe Biden Says He is “Glad to Visit Croatia”

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Joe Biden and his live-in nurse, Jill Biden arrived in Newquay, Cornwall, Wednesday evening in anticipation of the G-7 summit, which starts Friday.

Before falling down the stairs when he arrived in his plane, the senile old fuck commented that he was “glad to be back in Croatia, and I am looking forward to visiting Transylvania. I heard that Dracula sure likes to count. Ah, ah, ah, ah!”

Biden kicked off his United Kingdom visit earlier Wednesday with remarks to U.S. troops stationed at Royal Air Force Mildenhall, an air force station in Suffolk.

“C’mon man, gimme a break,” said Biden, after a serviceman asked him if he really won the election. “I am so happy to be here at this RFA base. The Royal Force Air, they fly the Queen of Croatia around? Is that right? Anyways, jooba, bigga, bludder, moo, moo!”

Biden spoke of his agenda at the G-7, NATO and European Union summits in the days ahead, as well as his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin next week.

“I’m gonna tell that Russian sumbitch that I need a hog burger triple fries and a ride round a fairy store in Reno,” Biden said. ”Jibba jibba, Clark Kent, the Russians, soup kitchens, a marionette goo goo doll, pass the catsup and the goddamn borscht I gots my finger on the red button, I gots my thumbs on the red button, boom, everybody dead radiated. We will even have dead cats, dead rats. Mojo Risin. No, I said to Hunter, I said 50% from now on. I needs a new mansion, four or five more, I cheated in the election! Ha ha! You can’t get me! It’s too-oo-oo late (taunting).”

Joe Biden then got into a foetal position and started sucking his thumb whilst crying out for his mama.

“Mama, I done wrong. I cheated 80 million people out of their vote and disgraced the constitution of the United States of America,” Biden bawled uncontrollably, explaining that even though he is doing the motions he feels extreme guilt for his crimes, “I done wrong please Lucifer forgive me! It wasn’t me, it was someone else that did it, I ain’t guilty of High Treason, no! It was not my fault, they made me do it, the voices told me to do it all.”

Special Relationship

Biden later on met British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, but had to be held back by his aides as he tried to punch and wrestle the British PM to the ground.

“I don’t like him, he’s just like Trump. I support the IAR, and want Croatia to be free from British forces, I mean I want Croatia to stop occupying Ireland. C’mon man! Let me get this straight I want the country of Europe to invade Mexico, and free Ireland!”

Biden is scheduled to meet HRH The Queen at Buckingham Palace on Saturday.

Baby Lilibet Given First Pole Dancing Set by Meghan

In a final insult to HRH The Queen, not only have the estranged former royal couple, Meghan and Harry gone and called their new daughter Lilibet, which was the Queen’s nickname from the Duke of Edinburgh and was very private, but after months of vile attacks on the Windsor royal family, they have further sullied the Queen by planning to introduce the girl to a Californian pole dancing kit.

“Pole dancing and twerking will be her first lessons, as we want Lilibet to make the royal family proud by being the best stripper in California when she turns 18. Her stripper training will be conducted in the utmost secrecy on Netflix until she turns 18, and we unleash her onto the strip joints of Hollywood,” a proud Meghan revealed.

It is almost impossible for kids to grow up in Los Angeles and the surrounding areas without becoming embroiled in heavy drugs and teen sex, so Lilibet will be in good company as she mingles with the leftie champagne socialist rich kids of California.

“If Lilibet and Archie are not doing lines of coke by the age of 12 in this environment, I will be at a loss. I will have to encourage them to get stuck in like I did at Eton and Mahiki,” a cheerful Harry commented.

On hearing of the news back in Windsor, there was only a deathly silence as the royal family came to grips with the latest atrocity committed in their names by this nefarious couple of hyenas.

Here’s to a great future.

Honouring the D-Day Soldiers Who Fought For Our Freedoms

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Today is the 77th anniversary of the D-Day landings, and it seems time has tempered what those soldiers fought and died for on that fateful campaign. Today we have mass censorship by untouchable tyrannical Big Tech monstrosities; we have cancel culture where anything that does not conform to communistic ‘woke’ culture is deleted, we have hyper-sensitive politically correctness in all media and education, we have entities who are the overseeing self-proclaimed fact-checkers, we have the re-writers of history who erase anything they deem bad, re-writing everything their own way, we have the puritans who decry anything that is vaguely natural or sexual…etc.

Even the former prince, Harry is now denouncing the First amendment of the U.S. constitution, the right to free speech. Harry, a former military man, might as well piss and shit on the graves in Normandy with his disgracefully ignorant words denouncing the human right to freedom of speech. The brave soldiers storming the beaches on D-Day, slaughtered by Nazi machine guns in their thousands fought for the very mantle of freedom in all its forms, religious freedom, freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

Video of Veteran from 75th D-Day anniversary

Only a few remember that day in 1944, and what it has meant for the last 77 years since. We must not forget what the soldiers fought and died for all those years ago, even though the Big Tech companies aligned with Communist China seek to take away everything that happened, we must not let them get away with it. Their evil fascistic communist moulded plan that is totalitarian in nature should be fought by every decent, moral, freedom loving human being with all our might as one single entity.

FIGHT TYRANNY

The infiltrated ‘woke’ educational institutions should all be de-funded and the rotten communist operatives rooted out. The brands who pander to the communist ‘woke’ Marxist agenda should be boycotted by their former customers. The politicians who promote communism and Marxism, and are under the payroll of Beijing should be removed any way possible, even if elections are rigged in their favour.

Western democracies must keep their freedoms at all costs.

Never forget.

 

Scientists: China Guilty of Mass Genocide With Engineered Covid Virus

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Numerous world renowned scientists and virologists have analysed the Covid-19 SARS-Coronavirus-2 pathogen and have come to the conclusion that the virus was most definitely engineered by humans, to attack humans. Scientists in China engineered the virus to cause maximum damage across the globe.

As the virus first came to the attention of the world in Wuhan, China, there is a large probability that it was engineered and released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology where the CCP and PLA have been conducting military operations creating deadly viruses, weaponising them to cause huge amounts of worldwide death.

British professor Angus Dalgleish – best known for creating the world’s first ‘HIV vaccine’, and Norwegian virologist Dr. Birger Sørensen wrote that while analyzing virus samples last year, the pair discovered “unique fingerprints” in the form of “six inserts” created through gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology in China.

They also conclude that “SARS-Coronavirus-2 has “no credible natural ancestor” and that it is “beyond reasonable doubt” that the virus was created via “laboratory manipulation.” Dalgleish and Sørensen claim that scientists working on Gain of Function projects took a natural coronavirus ‘backbone’ found in Chinese cave bats and spliced onto it a new ‘spike’, turning it into the deadly and highly transmissible SARS-Cov-2.

One tell-tale sign of alleged manipulation the two men highlighted was a row of four amino acids they found on the SARS-Cov-2 spike. Sørensen said the amino acids all have a positive charge, which cause the virus to tightly cling to the negatively charged parts of human cells like a magnet, and so become more infectious.

But because, like magnets, the positively charged amino acids repel each other, it is rare to find even three in a row in naturally occurring organisms, while four in a row is ‘extremely unlikely,’ the scientist said. ‘The laws of physics mean that you cannot have four positively charged amino acids in a row. The only way you can get this is if you artificially manufacture it,’  SOURCE

Further alarm bells have rung when more evidence was presented about the engineered virus strengthening the case against the evil Chinese regime that created this monstrous killer virus.

First, the virus binds more strongly to human ACE2 enzymes than any other species, including bats.

Second, SARS-CoV-2 has a “furin cleavage site” missing in its closest bat-coronavirus relative, RaTG-13, which makes it significantly more infectious.

According to Israeli geneticist, Dr. Ronen Shemesh, the Furin site is the most unusual finding.

I believe that the most important issue about the differences between ALL coronavirus types is the insertion of a Furin protease cleavage site at the Spike protein of SARS-CoV-2,” he said. “Such an insertion is very rare in evolution, the addition of such 4 Amino acids alone in the course of only 20 years is very unlikely.

There are many reasons to believe that the COVID-19 generating SARS-CoV-2 was generated in a lab. Most probably by methods of genetic engineering,” he said, adding “I believe that this is the only way an insertion like the FURIN protease cleavage site could have been introduced directly at the right place and become effective.

Dr Shemesh, who has a PhD in Genetics and Molecular Biology from the Hebrew University in Jerusalem, and over 21 years of experience in the field of drug discovery and development, said it is even “more unlikely” that this insertion happened in exactly the right place of the cleavage site of the spike protein – which is where it would need to occur to make the virus more infectious.

“What makes it even more suspicious is that fact that this insertion not only occurred on the right place and at the right time, but also turned the cleavage site from a Serine protease cleavage site to a FURIN cleavage site,” he added.

So far the Covid-19 virus engineered in China has killed in excess of 3.7 million humans worldwide as of writing. The global economic cost of the Chinese virus is estimated at 10-15 Trillion dollars so far.

Why I Had to Holiday Abroad During a Global Pandemic

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It’s in my programming as a consumer. I have to follow the herd at all costs. I am also affected by advertising and have to buy things that they tell me to buy. It does not matter that there is a global pandemic of a deadly virus with multiple strains raging across the planet, or in the country where I holiday, simply because my consumer programming is too strong — I have to do it.

Programming to be a consumer starts at an early age, as does the programming to be a tax slave, work yourself to the bone and die, of course not before you have produced more little consumers and tax slaves into the system.

You are considered a failure if you have not become a fully compliant tax slave and consumer who holidays every year. If the neighbours do it, you have to also.

The crowded airports, long delays, crowded polluted trash filled beaches, crowded bars may be conduits for the spread of the virus, but I do not care, my consumer programming is too strong. In fact, dying or spreading the virus during a global pandemic is the least of my worries, because my selfish need for a holiday in some overcrowded tourist toilet is too strong to suppress.

Company Claims to Create Garment That Converts CO2 to Oxygen

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Denim manufacturer 
Azgard9 is claiming to have developed a sustainable garment that produces Oxygen, in what is seen by the brand 
as the “garment of the future”.

https://co2at.life/

It is not known whether the garment, called “CO2AT”, has been scientifically tested by an independent source in any way.

The garment was apparently developed in partnership with Post Carbon Lab, in London, the CO2AT is touted as a living being.

Its hoodies are treated with microbial pigmentation, so actually behaving like a plant by using photosynthetic 
 microorganisms – a process by which plants take in carbon dioxide and turn it into glucose and oxygen. 
Therefore, during its life cycle, it releases oxygen, improving the immediate environment of the wearer, due to its living cells coating. During its life cycle, the poncho neutralizes the impact of its production.

Leading denim manufacturer, Azgard9, creative agency Stream and Tough Guy, and branding & design agency This is Pacifica, converged to create the concept behind a pioneer sustainable project which improves the immediate environment of the wearer and produces ‘approximately the same amount of O2 as an oak tree’. (unverified)

 

While Azgard9 has materialised an idea from the future, the goal is now to turn it into a mainstream concept. Serving as a wearable manifesto for the fashion world, the living garment is being shared with the retailer’s global network, that goes from large fashion groups like LVMH, to the biggest fast fashion brands like ZARA.

True to the belief that the planet belongs to everyone, Azgard9 wants its idea of sustainability to be accessible to everyone. An idea of Mainstream Sustainability that materializes the motto “Future Before Fashion” has been created to propel people to act now.

The only problem we can foresee here is that plants and trees need CO2 to create Oxygen. At nighttime, plants and trees shed vast amounts of CO2 as well. If this is a global plan to eradicate all of the CO2 on the planet then we can say goodbye to all the plants and trees in the world as well. When trees die, they offset all of the oxygen they produced in their lifetime by producing equal amounts of CO2 during the degradation process.

Naturally, we welcome such endeavours to create a little more oxygen on the planet, however we have seen in so many events in the past, when humans mess with the real order of nature, there can also be terrible consequences.

Solving earths problems is not as simple as one singular thing. Many brands foolishly think that earths problems can be solved just be reducing CO2, but earths problems are multi faceted, and need numerous solutions. Reducing CO2 has now been reduced to some marketing fad by companies who are jumping on the ‘do-gooder’ train to gain points with the eco lobby, and gain sales by virtue signalling.

You want to reduce earths problems? Then reduce the global population by 90%. Does anyone or anything have the balls to do that? Thought so.

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