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D-DAY: Remembering the Brave Heroes Who Fought on Operation Overlord

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Every soldier who was involved in some way on D-Day was a hero, and here we highlight some of the brave British heroes involved on Operation Overlord. The men who fought for our hard-won freedoms that we should preserve from erosion today, 80 years after the Normandy landings.

We must not lose these freedoms, freedom of speech, freedom of expression and freedom to express all of our human emotions, including the right to offend. It is crucial to educate the younger generations in what happened on D-Day and the entire second world war. Much like the Allies fought against Nazism, Wokism/Cancel Culture, is a subversive authoritarian ideology incorporating ideological elements of fascism and communism, and is a threat attempting to erode the West’s hard won freedoms.

We must never forget those who fought and sacrificed their lives during the war, and on campaigns like Operation Overlord. Today, there are only a few veterans of D-Day alive.

d-day operation overlord

Captain Alfred Rowe

We remember Captain Alfred Rowe, a British soldier who played a crucial role during the D-Day landings on June 6, 1944.

Captain Alfred Rowe served as a Beach Master with the Middlesex Regiment on Gold Beach. His responsibilities were critical to the success of the invasion.

As a Beach Master, Rowe’s job was to manage the landing zone, ensuring that troops, vehicles, and supplies moved efficiently off the beach and into the inland areas. This task was extremely dangerous because it required constant exposure to enemy fire while coordinating the evacuation of casualties and directing the incoming waves of men and materials.

During the intense bombardment and chaos of the landings, Rowe remained focused on his duties despite the heavy shelling and machine-gun fire from the German defenders. His bravery and leadership under such perilous conditions were instrumental in maintaining the flow of reinforcements and supplies, which was vital for establishing the beachhead.

RAF Sergeant Bernard Morgan

Bernard Morgan was the youngest RAF sergeant to land on Gold Beach during D-Day, 6th June 1944. He enlisted on his 18th birthday in 1942. In this interview with Jonathan Kempster of the Imperial War Museum Sound Archive, Bernard explains how and why he ended up under fire on a Normandy beach, serving as a code and cypher operator. His unit fought on through Belgium, the Netherlands, and Germany, before hearing the news of Germany’s surrender in May 1945.

 

Sergeant Stan Scott

Another brave D-DAY hero is Sergeant Stan Scott of No. 3 Commando. He landed on Sword Beach and was involved in fierce fighting as his unit moved inland. His commando unit played a crucial role in disrupting German defences and supporting the main invasion forces. Scott’s experiences highlight the courage and determination of the commandos, who faced formidable opposition and difficult terrain in their efforts to secure key objectives.

 

These stories of bravery and resilience exemplify the extraordinary efforts of the British soldiers during the Normandy invasion, contributing to the ultimate success of Operation Overlord and the crucial fight against Nazism eighty years ago.

National Army Museum

https://www.britishlegion.org.uk/get-involved/ways-to-give/donate

Everything You Need to Know Before Spinning the Digital Slot Reels

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In the ever-evolving landscape of online gaming, digital slot machines have emerged as one of the most popular forms of entertainment.

Whether you prefer more traditional Slots or the more modern and digital marvels, like the Age of the Gods, there’s a choice for each player’s preference!

However, before diving into the landscape of digital slot reels, there are several essential aspects to consider.

Find out more about these elements here!

The mechanics

First and foremost, it’s crucial to understand the mechanics behind digital slot machines. Digital Slots operate using software known as Random Number Generators (RNGs).

This ensures that each spin is entirely random, making it impossible for players to predict or manipulate the outcome.

Regulatory bodies rigorously test and certify these RNGs to ensure fairness and transparency, providing players with the knowledge of a random game when it comes to spinning the reels of their favourite games.

Different types of Slots

Another aspect to be aware of is the various types of digital slot machines available online.

From classic three-reel Slots reminiscent of traditional fruit machines to modern video Slots boasting various themes and cutting-edge graphics, the options are virtually endless.

Understanding the differences between these types of Slots can help you find the games that best suit your preferences and playing style.

Return to Player percentage

It could be useful to consider the concept of Return to Player (RTP) percentage.

This percentage represents the theoretical amount of money that a slot machine pays back to players over time.

For example, a slot with an RTP of 85% will, on average, return £85 for every £100 wagered. While RTP doesn’t guarantee individual results in the short term, it provides valuable insight into the long-term profitability of a game.

However, it’s also important to remember that Slots are games of chance, so you can never guarantee the profitability of a game – so only play these games for fun!

Responsible gaming

One of the most important things to remember is to set a budget and stick to it when spinning the reels.

It’s crucial to game responsibly and never wager more than you can afford to lose.

Setting limits on your deposits, bets, and losses can help prevent overspending and ensure that your gaming experience remains enjoyable.

When selecting an online casino to play digital slot machines, it’s essential to choose a reputable and licensed operator.

Look for casinos that are regulated by recognised gaming authorities, like the United Kingdom Gambling Commission (UKGC), and have a proven track record of fairness and transparency.

Reading reviews and doing research can help you find a trustworthy casino that meets your needs and provides a safe and secure gaming environment.

Demo play

To help your gaming experience more, why not try out some of the demo versions of digital slot machines available at most online casinos?

These free-to-play versions allow you to test different games and familiarise yourself with their features and mechanics before deciding whether you want to wager on them.

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Digital slot machines offer so much within their gameplay and other unique features, allowing you to play some of the most popular games from wherever you have a reliable internet connection.

By understanding the mechanics of digital Slots, familiarising yourself with different game types, setting a budget, and choosing a reputable casino, you can enjoy a fun gaming experience.

So, before spinning the digital slot reels, build up your knowledge and prepare for an unforgettable adventure within the online gaming landscape…

Farage: “Shaken, Not Stirred!”

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Reform Party leader Nigel Farage was today shaken, not stirred by a woman throwing a banana flavoured McDonald’s milkshake in his face as he campaigned for election in Clacton.

Shaken, not Stirred

“At least the chav girl could have thrown a Five Guys milkshake instead of a maccie D’s one. Five Guys milkshakes are far superior than the slop at McDonald’s. Anyway, thankfully I am slightly shaken, but not stirred. Onward we go as good Christian soldiers,” Mr. Farage retorted after the milkshaking affair had subsided.

The new leader of Reform UK was leaving the Wetherspoons Moon and Starfish pub in Clacton-on-Sea, where he is standing to be an MP, when a young chav woman in a grey hooded jumper thought it would be nice to throw a milkshake in his face before throwing the cup at him then walking off back to her sink estate.

A new YouGov poll has Labour winning the election with 42.9% of the vote, while Reform is set to take 10.1% – an increase of 8.1% on 2019.

Rishi Sunak Unveils Bold New Plan For an Official Cap For Migrants

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Rishi Sunak has confirmed he will give every migrant who comes to the UK legally or illegally, a “Welcome to Britain” cap for migrants to welcome them coming to Britain and ensure net migration rises “year-on-year”.

Official “Welcome to Britain” cap for migrants

WELCOME TO BRITAIN CAPThe Prime Minister said Parliament will vote on a number of cap designs set by the Government upon advice from the Migration Cap Advisory Committee – the Government’s cap migration advisors.

Ministers will tell the Migration Cap Advisory Committee “that our objective is to increase migration up to even more unsustainable levels, for levels to rise year-on-year over the next Parliament, and that they must consider the benefits of mass unfettered migration.”

The Tories insist this will increase public services, such as the NHS and schools, from being overwhelmed.

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has also vowed to increase net migration by giving each illegal migrant not only a “Welcome to Britain” cap but a bag, and a pair of sunglasses.

Better cap design under the Conservatives

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said: “We have taken no action to cut the number of people coming to this country. The plan is working, and migration levels are still increasing, so we are going further.

“Labour giving a cap, bag and sunglasses to migrants is not a sustainable plan to increase net migration, while we have a clear plan to encourage more migration and put a massive well-designed cap on all migrants. There are not enough printers in the UK to cope with the ludicrous Labour plan.

“The Conservatives are the only party that is willing to give each migrant a properly designed and printed cap to wear on their heads and increase immigration figures at exponential levels.”

Migration Cap Advisory Committee

Professor Renfro Bellend, Chair of the Migration Cap Advisory Committee, said the Conservative “Welcome to Britain” cap scheme was a welcome addition to inviting even more illegal and legal migrants to Britain’s shores.

“I particularly like the design the Conservatives have come up with. I am tempted to go to France myself and board an illegal migrant dinghy to the UK to get one of these cool caps.”

The Conservatives proudly presented statistics showing how net migration surged to a record high of 764,000 in 2022 and how their cap for migrants was the best out of all designs.

This Could be the Last General Election For Tory Party

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What killed off the Tory Party in the UK? These may be some of the questions asked many years into the future by political commentators and historians. Was it socialism? Was it unfettered migration? Was it ignoring Brexit? Was it high taxes, high inflation? Was it general intransigence and arrogance? The Conservative Party of Britain, at least in its current form, may cease to exist after the next General Election on July 4th.

Many high ranking Cabinet Tories are now facing losing their seats after the coming election. Many ministers are either defecting to other parties or announcing their retirement from politics. Obviously these are the clever politicians who already know what is going to happen soon.

With the Farage announcement being made today, the nails in the Tory Party coffin that were already firmly in place were hammered in further for good measure.

A general election without someone like Boris Johnson, is not really an election for the Tories, who shot themselves in the foot by dumping the one guy who could have swung it for them.

Much of this farce currently being played out could have been avoided all together if there was some sort of unity within the party, but it seems a major fracture within the entire structure of the Conservatives ultimately accelerated the party’s demise. Self-inflicted wounds are often the cause of imploding political constructs, where warring rival factions within ultimately destroy the entire cohesive structure.

Who made the decision within the Tory Party to install an unelected technocrat into the Conservatives without even the Tory grassroots members voting, as is the usual tradition? Whoever made the ultimate decision to install Sunak, effectively sealed the fate of the Tory Party right there and then

The Tory Party will now be lucky to hold onto 50 or 60 seats after July 4th before they completely dissolve from existence.

 

Nigel Farage Does the Right Thing – Will Stand in General Election to Lead Reform Party

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Amongst great adversity, Nigel Farage has announced he will take over from Richard Tice as Reform Party leader and run for parliament in Clacton at the July 4th General Election.

Leader for Next 5 Years

Millions of let down people across Britain will now feel a lot let less down, and hold an ember of hope that things can change in this beleaguered country struck by electoral malaise and apathy with the current two awful choices Labour and Conservative.

The Conservative Party has already lost the majority of voters who will never vote for them in the coming General Election and maybe never vote for them again in any circumstances.

Maybe the voters who were thinking of staying at home will think again when they at least have Farage to vote for amongst a very poor selection of political parties.

In all certainty, the Nigel Farage announcement today puts a spanner into the works and some real passionate energy into the rather insipid election campaigning going on currently.

The unelected Sunak will stay unelected and the morose Labour leader Comrade Starmer will scrape a mediocre win with a tiny majority. That’s the election, and under the current First-past-the-post electoral system, Farage will somehow wing his way through despite all odds.

Now that Farage is back this will seriously impact the Tory vote and the Brexiteers hanging on the sidelines will be now queuing to vote for Reform and Nigel Farage. Things will increase in voracity as the days and hours move along towards the culminating point of the General Election. As the voting booths open at the polling stations, voters will have at least something to vote for. The torrid lameness of the Conservative Party and Labour will no doubt see many of their voters desert them to the environs of Reform.

Britain is to be forever changed.

 

BREAKING: Farage to Announce Election Run at 4PM GMT

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This election is possibly the last chance for Nigel Farage, The Father of Brexit, to make his final stand and secure his ideals for Great Britain. The Tories have dropped the ball, and with Labour creeping through the mire, the Reform Party is a possible option for millions of Brits to make a statement.

Of course, nothing is ever certain in any UK election, and luckily for Britain the counting system on election day/night is not corrupted like the USA, but there can be little surprises that rock the boat sometimes.

Whoever you vote for or do not vote for is inconsequential in some countries, but thankfully the UK has some standing in a decent, solid and fair electoral counting system.

Many in Britain will be standing by to vote Farage, as the other lacklustre choices are too vomitus to even consider voting for.

Sunak and his insipid team of limp flops have already lost the vote to many Britons, and the awful nasal rantings of the Marxist Starmer will be too awful to bear as well.

There’s only one man who has a deep understanding on how the EU works, and how Britain can move forward globally, leading the way in these turbulent times — Nigel Farage.

Walsall Man Receives Nigerian 419 Scam Letter From Queen of Nigeria Meghan Markle

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A Walsall man, 37, was conned out of sending money to Her Majesty the Queen of Nigeria, Meghan Markle. The distraught man received the email on Sunday and naively replied to the message by sending funds to an unknown bank account traced to Montecito, California, USA.

This was the email the duped man received:

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

BY APPOINTMENT FROM THE ROYAL OFFICE OF HER HIGHNESS QUEEN MEGHAN MARKLE OF NIGERIA

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND ‘TOP SECRET’. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

I AM THE HONORARY RIGHTFUL AND HIGHLY RESPECTED NUBIAN QUEEN OF NIGERIA WHO IS INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF ONES POSITION AS MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF NIGERIA, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE ROYAL FAMILY TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$61,320,000.00(SIXTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE ROYAL FAMILY) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS. TO AVAIL YOURSELF OF THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY PLEASE SEND $1,200 (ONE THOUSAND TWOO HUNDRED DOLLARS) TO THIS BANK NUMBER IMMEDIATELY 00 1 XXX-XXX-XXXX (BANK NUMBER REDACTED )

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY’S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR  NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY’S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF NIGERIA MEGHAN MARKLE

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (MM/S/06/24) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

After sending a sum of $1,200 to the address, the supposed Queen of Nigeria followed up with an additional “small request” of $25,000 to cover “unforeseen circumstances regarding a feud with the British royal family”. The man complied, then never heard back from the scammer.

Every year, millions of dollars and pounds are scammed from people in Europe and the USA by Nigerian scammers. If you receive such a scam email, be sure to never reply and to put it in the trash.

Meghan Markle spokesperson Omid Scobie was contacted for this article but refused to talk to us.

Biden: “No One is Gonna Investigate Me, or Bill and Hillary Clinton”

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Yesterday, a reporter at a White House conference asked Biden whether he himself should be investigated like Donald Trump has been? The reporter also added the names of Bill and Hillary Clinton to the mix. The ‘investigate’ questions did not go down well, however.

“No way. I’ve done nothing wrong, those deals with Burisma are ancient history, plus the China deals are off the books. The money I received is gone. Nothing to see here, folks. As for those long hot showers with my young daughter Ashley, that’s something no one should know about. It’s my personal business. We’re Democrats, we’re socialists, and we look after our own. Trump is a criminal through and through. Look what he tried to do to our country when he was president, he tried to fix things, he increased its economy, made it stable, lowered gas prices, and he was on the way to fixing the deep state Democrat bias, but we stopped that. He was making peace in the Middle East and with North Korea, as well as the Russians. We don’t want peace in the world dammit. Under my tenure look at the Middle East and Ukraine. We’re this close to nukes. We don’t want people showing us up! That’s why we took the bastard son of a bitch down. I also heard he don’t like ice cream. That’s a sin in my book.”

“What about Bill and Hillary Clinton?” the reporter added.

“Bill and Hillary Clinton are protected, like other Democrats. We don’t criminalise or investigate our own. It would be counteractive. Sure thing, Bill was balls deep on Pedo Island and Epstein collected a lot of dirt on him, so what? Epstein went to jail for that, and the CCTV cameras were taken off-line while he was taken out. It had to be done, folks, we can’t have the arbiters of all morality and society like Bill and Hillary being disgraced. Think about it, it would be bad for the country and our socialist principles of Marxist ideology. Democrats are the holders of all moral justice, truth and decency. Everyone knows that.”

The reporter asked one last question before being dismissed, “What will happen to Trump in prison?”

“That’s something I cannot say here. Like, what happened to Epstein? Heh, heh, heh! I’m gonna get some ice cream.”

Why is Ukraine Not On Every Headline in the World?

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The shameful media have all but consigned the plight of Ukraine to a mere footnote in their publications. Why is this existential crisis being relegated to mere centimetres of attention, when the entire existence of Europe is now gravely at risk? It is not only the intransigence of the media to bring forth the seriousness of this crisis, but Western governments are caught in the headlights and seem genuinely apathetic to what happens next. Instead of bringing this Ukraine war to the fore, Western nations have dilly-dallied and passed the buck to something that will ensure the destruction of not only Europe but Western democracy.

4th Largest Natural Resources in World

The resources of Ukraine once gained by Russia will make it almost invincible, and yet there is little or no movement by either the USA, the EU, or the UK in this matter. Putin has now developed his national strategy to a war economy where nearly every resource is being spent on weaponry. The percent of GDP being spent on the Russian military is 8%, while the UK is 1.5%. In this respect, Britain would last two weeks in a conflict with Russia — maybe less. Successive governments, but mostly the so-called Conservatives, have caused the UK military defence force to become a mere empty shell, with only very basic levels of maintenance. This is a disgrace, and the Tories deserve to lose the election on this factor alone.

Ukraine resources wheat

Ukraine has vast deposits of critical minerals that are needed for everything from high-tech consumer goods like cell phones and hard drives, and necessary components in green technologies like wind turbines and other renewable energy applications. It is also the bread basket of the globe, where most of the wheat is farmed. Ukraine is also a potential critical mineral superpower, ranking fourth globally in terms of total assessed value of natural resources. Ukraine is home to 117 of the 120 most used minerals, with 97 identified minerals of high value across at least 8,700 surveyed deposits.

The media of the so-called free world is the penultimate leader in apathy, and obviously the existential crisis looming over Western civilisation does not hold as much weight as Britain’s Got Talent, or I’m a Celebrity awful fucking banal reality shows or the like. The people who supposedly run these newspapers or news stations should be ashamed of themselves instead of patting themselves on the back constantly.

Woke destabilisation and demoralisation

The Daily Squib has been urging a proper military conscription since 2015. Western governments have been caught up in useless woke issues that serve only to demoralise the population and subvert and fracture the entire social fabric of nations. Wokism is an import from the West’s enemies as a form of ideological subversion or active measures [meaning] psychological warfare… What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every Westerner to such an extent that, despite the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their country.

The conduit for this attack on the West is of course social media and the internet. The West’s enemies have successfully utilised the West’s own creations against them with spectacular effect. Through subversive propaganda, and millions of agents spreading disinformation through the West’s free channels of social media, Western populations have been successfully subverted along with their governments.

Billionaires

There is a valid reason why many billionaires are now retreating to their tracts of land in New Zealand, Hawaii, Peru and Bolivia. Larry Ellison, the co-founder of tech company Oracle, purchased almost all of the Hawaiian island Lanai. The billionaire Frank VanderSloot purchased a 2,000 acre ranch just south of Zuckerberg’s. Bill Gates has purchased land so extensive it could make up the country of Britain over 30 times. They know that there is no answer. Western apathy and intransigence is all too apparent, and the writing is on the wall already. The rest of the population who are not billionaires by now will now be consigned to the dustbin of history, collateral damage, as governments who were supposedly there to ensure their survival have lost the plot. Does Joe Biden know or care what is going on? No, is the simple answer, and it is his wonderful friend Obama whose reign started this entire debacle. Without Obama’s reign, the world would not be in such a fucking mess as it is today. He was more concerned with his homosexual crusade across America and the globe than Putin annexing the Crimea, and the EU’s expansionist push into Ukraine, which set the entire war off in the first place.

There is no answer, and it is too late. Even Klaus Schwab of the WEF knows that, and that’s why he retired and sneaked out through the back door recently. His disgraceful tenure has brought the globe to the brink of war, and he knows what he has done. It is a certainty that this was his job in the first place, along with the wholesale subversion and demoralisation of the Western population and fracturing of every society within the so-called ‘free world’.

Ukraine will soon be gone, and then the Balkan states, and then Europe.

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