Comrades, we have some more exciting and beneficial news for you. Over 700 pharmacies have been forced to close thanks to Commissar Reeves‘ punitive tax rises, business rates and NI pay increases. The Labour Party is proud of its record in punishing all forms of enterprise, wealth, asset acquisition, commerce, and aspiration.
The best part about pharmacies closing is that more pensioners and elderly will die, because many are not compatible to use the internet or such things as smartphones. In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, being old and decrepit with illnesses is a punishable offence, and we are doing our best to punish these people as much as possible.
We hope more pensioners and elderlies will die earlier so that the Big State can acquire the assets of these people and redistribute their wealth to our state salaries, pensions and to the feckless benefits recipients.
If you need medicine and there are no more pharmacies near you, tough luck. Have a nice fucking day.
This is an emergency communiqué to all citizens of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain – Pigeons! Yes, comrades, these creatures are hateful symbols of dangerous Colonial, Imperialistic, Capitalist, Democratic ideologies that harm and threaten our socialist principles as the country transitions from hard-left socialism to communism. In this time of change and transition, any citizen found feeding, looking at, or speaking of pigeons will be arrested on the spot by Stasi enforcement officers and agents.
JUST IN: The UK has now arrested more than 12,000 people for free speech online.
Comrade Starmer and the Labour Party will not tolerate any fraternising with pigeons. You will be arrested and transported to a Gulag in the north and liquidated. Net Zero Juice is the byproduct of many citizens who did not abide by our Soviet rules.
WEEKLY BULLETIN
JANICE MULRONEY, 32, OF TROTSKY AVENUE, HARROW, HAS BEEN AWARDED AN INCREASE OF 0.0034 GRAMS OF SALT RATIONS FOR THREE MONTHS, AND A BOX OF TRIPLE USED TOILET PAPER. SHE REPORTED HER 6-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, 8-YEAR-OLD SON AND THEIR 7-YEAR-OLD FRIEND FOR FEEDING A WOUNDED PIGEON WITH PIECES OF BREAD. THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED, THEN PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!
Comrades, thanks to your tax generosity I am having my 5th holiday this year, and it’s still January. Remember, the vast taxes, rates, VAT, fines and money you pay the Stasi Big State, the more holidays and fun things Labour Big State officials and apparatchiks can enjoy. Work harder and for longer hours so we can tax you even more taxation. Now I will address the problem of GROK and that disgusting capitalist brigand swine, Elon Musk. Thank you.
JUST IN: The UK has now arrested more than 12,000 people for free speech online.
Yes, it has come to my attention that the brigand capitalist outlaw Elon Musk has an awful technological wonder called GROK. This monstrous AI machine has been putting women in bikinis. How disgusting.
The full apparatus of the Big State will be utilised to shut down the entire X platform, using that mild indiscretion as a reason to shut their operations because they supposedly support “free speech” yet the Daily Squib is shadow-banned. That’s the only good thing about X, and I commend them on banning the Squib because I fucking hate them myself.
But, besides that, X and GROK AI are still on my Supreme Soviet Dirt List. The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain prides itself in having the highest arrest record in the world for online comments. What an achievement. We are proud that our Stasi Anti-Free Speech agents regularly arrest and liquidate offenders who dare to utter free speech on this nefarious social network.
The Democrat social justice agitators and communists will need to think through their reasoning a little more after the bodycam of the Renee Nicole Good shooting proves she was in the wrong and actively tried to run down the ICE agent, and even made contact with him. Sadly, she is now just another statistic, just another victim of left-wing ideology.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
With this kind of evidence, there is no defence. The anti-ICE agitator deserved the bullets. The heroic ICE agent who defended himself needs to be honoured as a hero.
Hopefully this will be the end of it, and the Democrats will back down from their constant threats.
New ICE body-cam drops truth bombs on Renee Good’s case. Woman floors it straight into the agent, end of story.
He had seconds to react—anyone would pull.
Stop the lies, stop the riot calls. Our heroes facing armed threats daily.
There have been hundreds of protests and riots unfurling in Iran for a week, and many protestors have been brutally put down by the evil Islamo-Marxist government. The people can only do so much — Trump and Israel need to step in to finish the job to free the country from the far-leftist Islamo-Marxists who have shrouded the country in a grotesque darkness since the Pahlavis were ousted in 1978.
BREAKING:
More and more fires in Tehran tonight as the anti-regime protesters flood the streets of Iran’s capital city pic.twitter.com/vCpXP5lq1p
The regime is actively killing protestors right now.
Many demonstrators in Iran have been calling for the return of Reza Pahlavi, the exiled son of Iran’s last shah.
Pahlavi himself has called for people to take to the streets, but it may take more foreign help to free the Iranian people from the vicious, parasitical clutches of the Khamenei regime.
A beach in Iran before the 1979 Islamo-Marxist revolution
Operation Midnight Hammer
Trump has already taken the Iranian nuclear programme back a few steps with the clinical strikes on June 22, 2025. The job needs to be completed once and for all. This is a thorn in the side of world peace, and the Iranians have been causing mayhem in the region for decades through their terrorist proxies.
Operation Absolute Resolve
What happened in Venezuela was a spectacular extraction of the communist despot Maduro; the same can be achieved with an equally clinically extraction or elimination of Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
Iran holds 10% of the world’s oil reserves and 15% for gas. Iran ranks 3rd in oil reserves and is OPEC’s 2nd largest exporter. Iran has the 2nd largest gas reserves, and 3rd largest natural gas production.
The ancient land of Persia, Xuniras, Avestan can finally be freed from the evil, Islamo-Marxist movement in Iran, which is now coincidentally on the rise in Europe and the UK, supported by Keir Starmer’s soviet Labour Party.
The West must finish this job, and Trump will forever be revered beyond any Nobel Peace Prize for his liberation of millions of Iranians from a life of fear, subversion, torture and death.
Even though he is not a working royal and does not live in the UK, the Duke of Sussex has won his drawn-out battle for automatic armed police protection – paid for by British taxpayers. But here’s the icing on the cake: U.S. taxpayers will also have to foot the huge costs for automatic protection under International law as “internationally protected persons” when they return home to their 16-bathroom Montecito mansion.
The monarchy should have nipped this problem in the bud when they had a chance, but now it is too late. The late Queen forbade the Sussexes from profiting off their title, but Meghan instead went full steam ahead, and the devious freeloading couple have made a fortune by duping the poor Americans who frankly do not know any better. Many Americans still think Brits live in castles and walk on cobbled streets.
Now it’s a double whammy for taxpayers across the Atlantic and the one’s over here…and we can all thank Keir Starmer, who okayed all this shit.
Everyone in Britain must now prepare for more Harry and Meghan drama in the UK, and seeing as the weak British monarchy sealed their own fate by not acting decisively to solve this problem from the beginning, they will now be relegated to page 25 as a tiny column inch when the grifters arrive.
Global cooperation is proving more adaptable than many expected, even as geopolitical tensions continue to strain traditional multilateral institutions. According to the World Economic Forum’s Global Cooperation Barometer 2026, cooperation has not collapsed under pressure but is instead changing shape, with smaller, more flexible coalitions increasingly filling the gaps left by weakening global frameworks.
Developed in collaboration with McKinsey & Company, the Barometer draws on 41 indicators to measure cooperation across five areas: trade and capital; innovation and technology; climate and natural capital; health and wellness; and peace and security.
The findings show that overall cooperation levels have remained broadly stable in recent years, but they remain insufficient to meet mounting economic, environmental and security challenges.
Rather than large multilateral agreements, progress is increasingly driven by narrower groupings of countries, and in some cases companies, aligned around shared interests. This shift has been most evident in climate policy and technology, where cooperation has grown despite political headwinds.
In contrast, health and trade have largely stagnated, while cooperation on peace and security has deteriorated sharply.
Børge Brende, President and CEO, WEF
Børge Brende, President and CEO of the World Economic Forum, said the data reflects resilience in a volatile era. He noted that cooperation today looks different from the past, but remains essential to managing economic growth, technological change and systemic risk. Bob Sternfels, Global Managing Partner at McKinsey & Company, echoed this view, arguing that leaders are increasingly reimagining cross-border collaboration in ways that continue to deliver results despite deepening global divisions.
Trade
The Barometer shows trade and capital cooperation flattening, though remaining above pre-2019 levels. Goods trade has continued to grow, albeit more slowly than the global economy, with flows increasingly concentrated among politically aligned partners. Services trade and certain capital flows have shown stronger momentum, particularly where they support domestic resilience. As the multilateral trade system faces rising barriers, initiatives such as the Future of Investment and Trade Partnership illustrate how smaller coalitions are stepping in.
Tech
In innovation and technology, cooperation has strengthened even as controls on sensitive technologies have tightened, especially between the United States and China. International data capacity has expanded dramatically, with global bandwidth now four times its pre-pandemic level, while IT services and talent flows continue to rise. At the same time, new cooperation formats are emerging among aligned countries around artificial intelligence, 5G infrastructure and other strategic technologies.
Sustainable Climate Action
Climate and natural capital cooperation has also increased, though progress remains well short of global targets. Clean technology deployment reached record levels by mid-2025, driven by increased financing and integrated supply chains. China accounted for roughly two-thirds of new global capacity in solar, wind and electric vehicles, but other developing economies also increased their contributions. As multilateral climate negotiations become more difficult, regional groupings such as the European Union and ASEAN are linking decarbonisation efforts more closely with energy security.
Health
Health and wellness cooperation has held steady on the surface, supported by continued improvements in post-pandemic health outcomes. Beneath this stability, however, the Barometer identifies growing fragility. Funding pressures on multilateral institutions have sharply reduced development assistance for health, particularly affecting low- and middle-income countries, with further tightening recorded in 2025.
Global Security
The most severe deterioration is in peace and security. Every metric in this pillar has fallen below pre-COVID-19 levels, reflecting escalating conflicts, rising military spending and the limited effectiveness of multilateral mechanisms in de-escalating crises. By the end of 2024, the number of forcibly displaced people worldwide had reached a record 123 million. Despite this decline in security, the report suggests that mounting pressures may ultimately spur new forms of cooperation, including regional peacekeeping initiatives.
Global Cooperation Barometer 2026
First launched in 2024, the Global Cooperation Barometer tracks trends from 2012 to 2025, indexed to 2020 to capture pandemic-era shifts. It combines measures of concrete cooperative activity, such as trade flows and intellectual property exchanges, with broader outcome indicators including emissions reductions and life expectancy. The 2026 edition incorporates partial and projected data for 2025, alongside surveys of around 800 executives and 170 experts linked to the World Economic Forum’s Global Future Councils.
The report concludes that global cooperation is not disappearing but being rewritten. Rebuilding effective dialogue, supported by new institutional structures and partnerships across public and private actors, will be essential if evolving forms of cooperation are to address the scale of challenges ahead.
The World Economic Forum’s 56th Annual Meeting, will convene on 19-23 January 2026 in Davos-Klosters, Switzerland.
Just four blocks away from where George Floyd died, another death has occurred, and this time it is a woman called Renee Nicole Good. As is customary, mass protests have erupted and could evolve into full-blown riots soon enough, seeing as the leftist agitators just found their next martyr. However, as the victim of the shooting was a white woman, the protests will probably be limited.
As in 95%+ of all police shootings…this case has 2 things in common.
The offender (Renee Nicole Good)
1. Committed a crime. •Blocked the road. ••The agent had a legal basis to detain✅
2. Resisted lawful arrest/attacked an agent. •Fled & attempted to/did ram into the… pic.twitter.com/zH3dz9Q90e
This one is a hard one, and we’re not going to say anything apart from a Dr. John song may answer some of the questions which may need answering. When your time is up, your time is up, and Renee Nicole Good was in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time.
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I’d have said the right thing
But must have used the wrong line
I been on the right trip
But I must have used the wrong car
Head is in a bad place and I wonder what it’s good for
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
My head is in a bad place
But I’m having such a good time
I’ve been running trying to get hung up in my mind
Really got to give myself a good talking to this time
Just need a little brain salad surgery
I got to que my insecurity
But I’ve been in the wrong place
But it must have been the right time
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong song
I been in the right vein
But it seems like a wrong arm
I been in the right world
But it seems like wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
Slipping, dodging, sneaking, creeping, hiding out down the street
See my life shaking with every who I meet
Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here
But I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I’d have said the right thing
But I must have used the wrong line
I took the right road
But I must have took a wrong turn
I took a right move
But I made it at the wrong time
I was in the right trip
But I made it in the wrong car
Head is in a good place, and I wonder what it’s bad for
Pure evil is defined by a Labour government that kills off Britain’s pride and joy — its pubs. The joyless preaching nanny state and tax-addicted control freakery that is obsessed by its woke agenda of dictating every facet of our fucking lives is the final death knell for our freedoms. WE NEED TO SAVE BRITAIN’S PUBS FROM LABOUR!
Cuntcellor Rachel Reeves has effectively called last orders on thousands of pubs across the country with her perpetual tax raids, and is now collecting more tax on the business rate surges.
One pub closed every day in 2025. Once the business rates kick in and now the lowering of the drink-drive limit, making it a crime to drive with just a single pint, rural pubs especially are now effectively double fucked.
Welcome to Labour’s killjoy Britain, a grey place where unnecessary disproportionate unjust taxes are put upon taxes and the bureaucracy is stuffed down your throat with brutal force until you choke to fucking death in agony.
Here at the Squib, we love pubs, and spend as much time in them as possible, but now under the punitive Labour regime, our pubs are increasingly under threat. Labour hates Britain, British people, working people, pubs, pensioners, people who save, toffs and pretty much everyone else. FUCK LABOUR! DO NOT LET LABOUR MPS OR SUPPORTERS IN PUBS EVER AGAIN!
DO YOU SEE ANY POSITIVE CHANGE IN BRITAIN FROM THE HUGE TAXES BROUGHT ON BY LABOUR? NO! WE ARE BEING TAXED WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! ALL THOSE TAXES ARE UNNECESSARY AND PUNITIVE!
What can you do to save Britain’s pubs?
Support your local pub landlord or favourite pub – go there more often.
