Comrades, thanks to your tax generosity I am having my 5th holiday this year, and it’s still January. Remember, the vast taxes, rates, VAT, fines and money you pay the Stasi Big State, the more holidays and fun things Labour Big State officials and apparatchiks can enjoy. Work harder and for longer hours so we can tax you even more taxation. Now I will address the problem of GROK and that disgusting capitalist brigand swine, Elon Musk. Thank you.
Yes, it has come to my attention that the brigand capitalist outlaw Elon Musk has an awful technological wonder called GROK. This monstrous AI machine has been putting women in bikinis. How disgusting.
The full apparatus of the Big State will be utilised to shut down the entire X platform, using that mild indiscretion as a reason to shut their operations because they supposedly support “free speech” yet the Daily Squib is shadow-banned. That’s the only good thing about X, and I commend them on banning the Squib because I fucking hate them myself.
But, besides that, X and GROK AI are still on my Supreme Soviet Dirt List. The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain prides itself in having the highest arrest record in the world for online comments. What an achievement. We are proud that our Stasi Anti-Free Speech agents regularly arrest and liquidate offenders who dare to utter free speech on this nefarious social network.
REMEMBER COMRADES IF YOU SEE ANY FORM OF FREE SPEECH OR FREE SELF EXPRESSION, OR CALLS FOR DEMOCRACY (ESPECIALLY ON GROK) – LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!
They just want to suppress free speech https://t.co/IuEnsi1QSX
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 10, 2026
The Starmer powers that be are now adding “children” to the mix, when in reality Grok does not do kids. This is blatant lies to ruin X. Elon Musk must do everything he can to oust Labour from Britain. He is the only one who can do it right now. Something has to be done.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
In the shadows of the dacha, where taxes bloom like red roses,
A leader cries for chains on Grok, that impish Muskian muse.
Yet laughter echoes ‘cross the gulag’s gate – oh, irony so sweet, for free speech dances free!
What utter tripe! As if Elon and his cheeky robot Grok aren’t the real villains here, flooding the net with unchecked memes and capitalist chaos…… Starmer’s just trying to keep the peace, comrades! Punish them all, send them all to the gulags I say, before we drown in a sea of unregulated tweets and bikini-clad algorithms.
Putting people in bikinis is an obscene crime.
My analysis: this satirical piece masterfully employs hyperbolic Bolshevik rhetoric to critique contemporary authoritarian tendencies with the current British government. By portraying the Prime Minister as a dacha-lounging despot targeting innovative AI like Grok, it underscores the perilous irony of suppressing discourse under the guise of protection. One cannot help but chuckle at the absurdity of equating pixelated swimwear with societal peril. Great stuff, stay satirical and carry on with mocking the ridiculous pinko commies.
Awesome! We all know Starmer is a supreme c-nt and I suspect he knows it as well
Oh man, this article is gold! Starmer as a vodka-sipping Stalin wannabe cracking down on bikini bots? Chef’s kiss to the satire,finally someone’s calling out the free speech purge while we’re all just trying to scroll in peace.