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Meghan is Imitating Diana After Years of Study

Meghan Markle is acting in the biggest and most lucrative acting role ever — that of imitating Princess Diana.

Psychologist Miriam Levy, has analysed Markle’s actions and dressing tactics to evaluate how the actress has taken on the role of the former Princess Diana.

“Markle is a self-confessed Diana-phile and has even taken on the benevolent role of the former princess by imitating her mannerisms and dressing style to a tee. She knows this is key to keeping the inner child persona of Prince Harry happy, and safe. Psychopaths and narcissists know that they must adhere to a certain image for their mark, and as Markle has no true feelings for Harry, she is using his desire to get his mother back, by imitating his mother.

“Narcissists and schizoid personalities like Meghan Markle do not feel like normal humans, they can only imitate, and this is why Markle meticulously studied Princess Diana as a teenager onwards. She has read every book, analysed every piece of footage to act like and become her vision of Princess Diana. At the end of this, Markle’s Diana-persona is flawed because it does not come from true feelings or emotions, unlike Diana who was a real person with real emotions.

“This is why Meghan Markle, who does not have real human emotions can easily erase people from her life once they have fulfilled their role. When meeting a person for the first time, Markle immediately sees the person’s weaknesses and evaluates what use that person can be for them in social climbing circles. If they have no value for her, she immediately moves on to someone who does. She will use her mark up completely until they have nothing left to give, then move on to her next mark.

“With the unfortunate Harry, who is truly a broken person, Markle fills in the gaps of his broken personality, imitating his mother, and it is this fear of losing his ‘mother’ for a second time that is keeping him imprisoned under this controlling woman’s claws. One thing controlling narcissistic personalities do to their marks is remove them from their own families and environments, because this way they have more control over their prey. This is what Markle has done to Harry, and she is even using her Diana-personality to make the Royal Family the enemy, as was the case later on with Diana before she died tragically in a tunnel in Paris. Cults also utilise the same technique on their followers, to remove them from their families, and long term friends as a better way to control these poor people.

“My evaluation is dire for Harry, because he is completely under the spell of this charlatan woman who has conspired meticulously to use him, and his royal title, and his money to increase her own narcissistic self to higher levels. Markle has also recently tied the prince into a vast property in America, which he has been forced to payroll with his trust fund money, adding to the shackles of this false marriage, where he is not only trapped emotionally, but monetarily, standing to lose everything to Markle once she pulls the trigger. The reason Markle chose California specifically is because the divorce laws are heavily in favour of women, and many men in marriages lose over 90% of their wealth in divorce settlements. There may come a time when Harry realises what is happening, he probably sub-consciously knows what Markle is doing to him, and feels an internal resentment. He will be a lost soul for decades unless he somehow extricates himself from this manipulating unfeeling schizoid actress, who will of course dump him faster than a brick, when he wakes up to her tricks.”

It’s Okay, Democrats Told to Relax, Billionaire Financier Will Ensure Biden Win

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There’s been real fear in the eyes and faces of Democrats in recent weeks when the Teflon Don’s polling seems to be catching up to Creepy Joe Biden’s figures.

Everything will be okay for the Dems during the election count though because arch Trump rival billionaire, Michael Bloomberg is financing a company called Hawkfish to skew the results if need be to favour Biden.

Hawkfish has a contract with American Bridge, a well-funded PAC that will use the company’s data to direct propaganda messages to Trump voters in the pivotal states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

Hawkfish is also announcing a previously undisclosed deal with another Super Pac, Unite the Country, run by former Biden aide Mark Doyle, who said that Hawkfish had “profound reach and a tremendous digital infrastructure.” Among Unite the Country’s big donors are LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman and Richard Blum, the investment banker married to Senator Dianne Feinstein.

Mail-in voter fraud will be the tool of choice to change votes in the last minute.

“Each person can send in five votes for Biden, or you can even go for ten if you really want. Put your dead parrot that died in 1984’s name on the voting slip if you want, maybe your dog, your cat and deceased grandma who died ten years ago. Remember folks, Joe Biden needs these votes. If every person sends in multiple votes, it all makes a difference, and no one will be any wiser. You think they check votes? It’s as easy as pie!” one Democrat allegedly revealed.

This is the secret Democrat technique that could very well seal a victory for Joe Biden, and Hawkfish CEO Josh Mendelsohn will ensure his company will be working 24/7 and commit every trick in the book to ensure a Democrat win in November.

Ballot Harvesting is another technique that will also be utilised by the Democrats to ensure a win. This technique is allowed in 26 states and is a practice in which a voter fills out an absentee ballot, seals it in an envelope and does all the required security checks, like signing the back of the envelope so election experts can verify who voted. Then they entrust it to another person, who drops off the ballot at a mail centre or ballot drop-off location.

In California and Pennsylvania, where ballot harvesting is rife, the potential for fraud is immense. It is easy for a paid ballot harvester to simply not deliver votes if they know someone is a Republican or Trump supporter. Trump supporters have a high profile, and are listed by address and name, therefore, the ballot harvester simply dumps those votes in a bin, and no one’s the wiser.

In California, campaigns can legally go door-to-door as often as they want and offer to collect the filled-out ballots and drop them off to election officials. This is why the state of California will always be Democrat, because they have the electoral system completely stitched up, and it’s legally viable within their state to conduct underhand techniques to deny the Republicans their voting voice.

On election night, it may seem that Trump and the Republicans are ahead, but when the fraudulently Mail-in and Ballot Harvested submitted Democrat votes are counted, this could very well skew the few teetering states like Florida, and Pennsylvania in favour of the Democrats giving them an overall majority.

It is no secret the Democrats will do anything to get Trump out of office, as we have witnessed countless times since 2016. It is no surprise that voter fraud will be totally acceptable to ensure a Democrat win, and once done and dusted, no one will be able to prove otherwise.

Big Changes for Gaming in 2021

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We’re heading towards the holiday period which means we’ll soon be seeing the release of the next generation consoles released by both Microsoft and Sony – in fact Microsoft have already announced the release date and pricing for their console as November 10th has been marked for both the Series X and Series S with the price points being at $499 and $299 respectively.

Whilst fans will still be eagerly awaiting an update from Sony, with Microsoft setting a bit of a deadline it’s expected the Playstation will launch at a similar pricing point, and at a similar time.

There’s some similar great news coming for PC gamers too as Nvidia will also be releasing their 3000 Series graphics cards in just a few weeks – there had been a little controversy around the 2000 Series as the pricing had been set so high, but with the 3080Ti releasing at a $699 price point there are many suggesting that these cards could help challenge the next generation console releases. These are still enthusiast parts however, so they may only be of interest to a particular niche in the gaming market. There is some other news that there may be some big release on the way for AMD too to continue pushing PC gaming into the mainstream market.

This comes at a time when gaming as a whole is really performing well – the pandemic has led to changing habits with gaming as a new hobby being one of them, most players are largely turning to their mobile device as a number of genres are garnering a lot of popularity – there have been changes impacting some such as ruling and regulation to prevent play largely in online gambling, but despite this many operators have found ways to remain competitive here at casinos not on gamstop to continue attracting players despite initiatives such as Gamstop and other changes such
as the recent credit card ban to betting.

This has 2021 poised to be a very exciting year for gaming – new consoles that perform worlds apart from their previous generation, new PC hardware that is going to push what’s possible as ray-tracing and other modern features become more common too. Whilst there are of course the expected titles ahead that have already been announced, it will be interesting to see what else may be coming in the next six to eight months or so.

If you’re new to gaming or have only primarily been playing on your mobile device, fall 2020 as a whole may offer a whole host of opportunities to change platform and try something new – whilst some of the prices above may seem a little steep, keep in mind that they tend to last for a decade or so before being replaced when you look at previous consoles being released around 2012/2013 and many modern PC’s lasting for a long time before needing to be upgraded or changed, so if you are thinking about making the switch now is the perfect time with all new pieces that will stand the test of time for quite a while.

Police Dilemma: How Do You Arrest Black Criminals Who Resist Arrest Without Causing Riots?

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The fact is, the majority of crimes committed in America are done by African Americans, and when police try to arrest black criminals they have come up against a wall of derision and blame.

“These people commit crimes and resist arrest but when you try to take them down, you’re the bad guy suddenly. It’s a hard pill to swallow, but being a police officer in America is now an almost impossible job. African Americans want to be immune from arrest, even though they’re the ones committing the crimes,” one distraught ex-policeman revealed.

What is the solution to this problem? The Democrats now want to defund all police forces, simply because black criminals who rampage across the nation are the ones getting caught and resisting arrest.

Robotics scientist, Professor Harlow Jerome, has revealed a possible solution to the problem.

“It is an unfortunate fact that African Americans are the ones committing the majority of crimes in the United States, yet they do not want to be arrested, especially by white policemen. It is now deemed racist to arrest a black man by a policeman who is not black. How about taking skin colour out of the equation completely? Police forces need to develop robots that go into situations where black criminals are and must consider the use of tranquillizer darts to bring down these people for arrest. Much like bringing down large game in the Savannah, the process will be painless and remove any chance of wrongful death of the subject.”

Police forces could also effectively employ tranquillizer dart marksmen whenever there is an incident with a black criminal who resists arrest. Instead of an extended struggle and possible gun play where the black criminal is shot, there could be marksmen sent to locations with all responding officers. The marksmen would be patched through the radio systems of officers out of sight. They simply need to inform the officers they are about to tranquillize the subject, and then boom.

Alternatively, robots could be deployed to tranquillize the subjects, thus resolving the problem easily and painlessly. Either AI trained robots that would deploy the tranquillizer with pinpoint accuracy after given the go-ahead or robots controlled by an operator ex situ.

Other options could be the use of drone technology to deploy tranquillizer darts on the African American criminals resisting arrest. These are relatively cheap to develop and deploy and would solve the problem of perceived racism.

The dosage deployed in the darts would have to compensate for bodyweight of the subject, as well as possible drug usage. The use of effective serums could incapacitate criminals quickly and safely, much like taking out a wild animal.

The extreme side of the option is to mask every police officer with a full head covering masking their race completely. Therefore, when arresting a black criminal who refuses arrest, the officer’s skin colour would not be a problem, or could be used to incite riots by those looking to create racial events.

In essence, the key to removing the problem of race during arrest, is to remove the element of colour from the arresting officers. This can be done by utilising multiple techniques, robotics, drones, masks, or having only squads of black policemen especially assigned only to deal with black criminals.

The best and most efficient method is to tranquillize the criminals, for their own safety and the safety of officers or innocent victims. This way, no one gets hurt, and any arrest is over quickly and painlessly.

Americans Queue in Their BMWs, Mercedes and $35,000 SUVs to Get Free Food

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What’s wrong with this picture? Mile long queues of expensive cars all with their engines on idle waiting for free food from foodbanks. If these people really needed food, they would sell their fucking cars, but no, this is America, a land so off the charts that it boggles the mind.

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OAKLAND (KPIX 5) – The pandemic has pushed food insecurity to levels not see in decades and people are relying on food banks more than ever here in the Bay Area.

Three times a week, hundreds of cars line up as thousands of pounds of food are all given away at the Alameda County Food Bank.

“We’ve never seen anything like this in 35 years in business. Each one of these distribution is serving well over a thousand cars!” said the food bank’s Director Community Engagement Mike Altfest.

It is one of four locations across Alameda County where folks are receiving much needed basic food for free. They are people who may have lost their jobs when their businesses were forced to shut down due to pandemic concerns.

“They start lining up as early as seven in the morning and this will run for six straight hours” said Altfest.

Hundreds of cars slowly snake their way through the parking lot across from the Acura dealership on Interstate 880. Folks from all walks of life driving everything from Toyota’s, BMW’s, to Mercedes, all coming to get food. Folks are grateful for the charity. SOURCE

All of these freeloaders should be refused entry, because they clearly do not need the food. What about the thousands of homeless people across America who find their food in trash cans? They do not own homes, or $45,000 BMWs, yet they are not seen anywhere near some foodbank handing out goodies.

What kind of moronic institution is funding these foodbanks? There is absolutely no logic in their despicable enterprise.

Yawn – Channel 4 Resorts to Erect Penises For Ratings

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Oh wow, let’s have the lowest common denominator – a bunch of erect penises on TV, thanks to the uncreative ventures of Channel 4.

Sinking lower every day, this is an obvious sign of desperation by a TV channel that is floundering in the detritus of uncreativity.

It’s not as if an erect penis is something that billions of people across the earth have not seen by simply switching the internet on?

You get this shit in your emails selling viagra, selling bigger penis pills, and in all the multiple porn sites awash over the internet poking this, poking that, embedded in some actress screaming out fake yelps of pleasure for the audiences, whilst some meathead pumps away like a machine.

From the exorbitant headlines, one would think Channel 4 had landed their first TV executive on the moon, but no, they broadcast their first erection. Fucking yippy doo dah day!

Hopefully Channel 4 will one day be erased from the airwaves, because it does not produce anything of value any more. It used to be a vanguard in the early days of broadcasting in the early 90s but not any more.

Someone, please deflate this Channel 4 semi, because it is not fit for purpose any more.

 

Why Are Former Life-Long Democrats Switching to Trump in Their Thousands?

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According to the most recent polls, huge amounts of former life-long Democrats are leaving the party to instead vote for Trump. Why the exodus? It’s simple, these decent American citizens are fed up with the violence, the riots and looting created and endorsed by the Democrat Party which has ditched its moderate liberal inclusive tolerant stance for a radical communist censorious anti-free speech Cancel Culture Marxist doctrine of inhibitive authoritarian extremism.

As the cities burn, and the extremist communist mobs block the roads, burning down businesses and shooting innocent people for no reason at all apart from them being white, there is a sense that the Democrat Party headed by the clueless Joe Biden and its extreme Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters BLM, ANTIFA, The Squad communist agenda is getting out of hand.

No one is safe in today’s America, and this applies especially if you live in a Democrat run city where BLM ANTIFA are given carte blanche to do as they please without any repercussions.

It is thus not a surprise that many former Democrats are turning to the Republican Party in this time of sclerotic Democrat assisted anarchy. The Republican Party represents law and order coupled with a modicum of peacefulness and prosperity. The Democrat Party is one of disorder, chaos, arson, racial violence, poverty and upheaval.

Democrats Fuelling the Fires of Anti-White Racism

There is no doubt that racism does exist in most cultures, but the way to tackle racism is to go to the root of the problem, through education and knowledge — not through indiscriminate rioting, looting and violence.

Racism is simply a form of ignorance, and many racists have never even spoken to a person from a different culture or race. If these racists were to ever meet any other person from another culture and get to know them, they would find that they are regular people just as much as they are themselves.

What the Democrats are doing with BLM and ANTIFA is also a form of racism, and should be condemned not applauded as it is wrongly labelled as a fight for ‘equality’.

Ignorance is the real enemy, as well as generalisation. Not all people are bad from a certain nation or race just because one of their kind has committed a crime. There are decent and flawed humans in any nation or racial type.

The Democrats have sought to capitalise on America’s racial disparity with riots, and looting, but they have chosen the wrong path, which only comes back to them, and has backfired, losing voters to the other side.

Humanity must combat racism through education from youth, and people must not judge other races until they actually gain some knowledge about other cultures.

Democrats: “We Are Not Responsible For Violence, Looting, Riots. It’s All Trump’s Fault!”

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Despite all the unrest happening in Democrat states, fully supported by Democrat mayors, conducted by rent-a-mob Democrat professional agitators, America’s socialist party are now denying any of the needless violence is tied to them.

No! Biden, does not overtly look like a socialist and that’s one of the reasons he was chosen, fooling some voters into voting for Joe, but not voters who see how the formerly ‘liberal’ Democrat Party morphed into an aggressive Marxist socialist junta intent on violence, thuggery, rioting and looting. Under Biden’s supposedly benevolent wing is a vipers nest of radical extremist Bernie Sanders followers, BLM Marxists, ANTIFA communists who he needs to win the election.

Joe Biden is now putting the blame firmly on Donald Trump, who has actively begged the Democrat states to do something about the Democrat supported groups ANTIFA, and BLM ruining cities with their senseless violence, rioting, arson, murder and looting.

With Democrat luminaries like supreme Marxist militant raisin face Maxine Waters and The Squad waging Jihad on every white person in America, there seems to be a slight discrepancy in the message that the fault lies solely with Donald Trump and his supporters.

 

These people have actively sought for ANTIFA, BLM agitators to attack Republicans and Trump supporters wherever they go and whatever they do.

It was party time for the Democrat party during the mass riots for George Floyd, where they encouraged BLM and ANTIFA domestic terrorists to riot and loot. It was only after the rioting when it dawned on the Democrat run states that they would have to ask for Federal funds to rebuild major portions of their self-destroyed cities. Much of the funding was denied, because many of the mayors of those Democrat cities actively encouraged the rioting.

 

This is why hundreds of thousands of citizens and businesses are now leaving Democrat run cities in states like California, New York and Minnesota.

Portland, which has always been a hot bed of Marxist activists and agitators is now practically a war zone, and many businesses have lost everything.

The Democrat Party is now synonymous with extreme violence, looting, rioting and murder.

This is why their attempts to turn around their actions of agitation and egging on rioters is a sick joke. Everyone who has been watching these events unfold know exactly who is behind the unrest and it’s not the Republican side of the fence.

The American vote in November will be between Democrat led rioting Marxist factions or Republican law and order. This is when the silent majority will have to make a crucial decision in voting correctly or voting for more mayhem, destruction and Soviet militancy tied to the Democrats.

Either America moves forward in peace and safety or backwards in violence, looting, uncertainty, arson and pain in November.

Think Tank: Boris Needs to Walk Away From Unrealistic EU Demands

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There’s something about unrealistic EU demands constantly being foisted on business deals, or any type of deal — they are vulgar attempts to bully the other side into capitulating.

The EU is a bully, and they have shown this awful trait time and time again throughout their history. Utilising their immense economic might, the EU has bullied whole nations into capitulating to their harmful demands.

We have witnessed how the EU responds to democratically taken referendums, where they have piece by piece dismantled democracy and overturned the ‘wrong result’ for them. They tried unsuccessfully to do the same with the EU Referendum but failed miserably. The British, it seems value their democracy more so than other European countries like France, Ireland and Holland who capitulated to the EU even though their referendums said otherwise.

To this end, during these so-called EU negotiations for some sort of post-Brexit deal, we have seen the desperate EU constantly putting a spanner in the works with their useful idiot negotiator Barnier.

Obviously the orders are coming from the supreme round table of the EU Commission, an unelected coterie of faceless technocrats who hold only disdain for the ‘Britisher swine’ who dared to leave the undemocratic EU.

Bad deals must be relegated to the dustbin. Britain must not be tied to any EU regulations after we leave, and in the case of these sour, negative negotiations, Britain must walk away from the table, because it is only clear that the EU is simply playing here, they do not under any circumstances want Britain to leave, or to take their fishing grounds with them.

The gross amount of billions that the EU is expecting Britain to pay must also be withdrawn. We need that money for COVID-19 recovery and stuff like building new hospitals.

It is unfortunate that any world leader, let alone Boris have been dealt this pandemic, simply because it has dented economies globally with such ferocity. In addition to the COVID-19 nightmare, Boris has to deal with Brussels and their impossible demands to shackle the UK forever in servitude under the EU. With a lot on his plate, Boris has the unenviable job of pulling through trade deals with other nations and dealing with the EU simultaneously.

Walk away Boris. Britain can survive under WTO rules, as much as many other nations have been flourishing for decades.

The final lesson and back kick must be meted on the dour faces of the EU politburo and their regime of treacherous denial of democracy.

DESIGN PLUS: POST-PANDEMIC OFFICES

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Sooner or later many of us will go back to an office. But how will the post pandemic offices space change in the continuing virus era?

So it turns out that we don’t dislike our jobs. In fact, especially right now, a job is a valuable thing. We like tackling challenges, solving problems, innovating, creating and working with others. What many of us don’t like is the office.

We baulk at the mentally – and sometimes physically – crushing commute. And we resent spending our days in bland surroundings divorced from the natural world. We prefer being in a comfortable, personalized space close to family and friends. Home, in other words.

Of course, that may not be the case for everyone. Young people with single rooms in shared apartments; older people with big families – there is certainly a case to be made for the office as a place for concentration, collaboration and even escape.

Nonetheless, new research from McKinsey reveals that in the United States, 80 per cent of people questioned said they enjoyed working from home; while 41 per cent felt they were more productive.

The report considers various approaches to post-COVID-19 working life, but in essence it suggests a mixture of re-thought workspace and more remote working. This could be beneficial to employers as well as employees: “Talent sourcing may become easier, since the pool of available talent could have fewer geographical constraints.”

Creative organizations began considering this almost at the start of the pandemic. During the AdForum Summit in June, Grey’s worldwide CEO Michael Houston said he felt that being physically present at the office five or more days a week might no longer be necessary, while office space could be reduced and replaced by “collaborative spaces”.

But let’s assume offices will still exist. How different will they look? At least while the virus continues to circulate, office design will have to reflect health considerations. Approaches could include “de-densified” open plan spaces, with plenty of social distance between desks, efficient air filtration systems – if open windows are not an option – discreet protective screens and dividers, as well as more greenery to promote peace of mind.

Furniture needs to be light, easy to move and of course easy to sanitize. For companies that want to invest in a healthier environment, there are actually surfaces that kill germs, like the ones made by NanoSeptic, whose “mineral nano-crystals” deliver “a powerful oxidation reaction”. Touch-free and voice technology may also help in the battle to avoid unsafe surfaces.

The magazine Work Design warns against a clinical, hospital-like space, however, saying that “the stark white box” is in fact “the opposite of what office spaces should strive to create”. Instead it suggests materials that create a “warm, inviting feel”. Happily, some of these, such as wood and stone, are naturally anti-microbial.

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The architecture firm Woods Bagot has come up with a number of potential office designs. The one that sounds the most fun is called Culture Club: a cross between café and lounge (above), designed purely for meetings, while the bulk of desk work will be done at home. The firm describes it as a “club-like space” for “creative interaction”.

This scenario could even create new roles in the workplace, according to Interior Design. With employees hovering between remote working and dropping into the office, someone will need to keep an eye on all the comings and goings. “A community manager in the workplace should function as the connective tissue for the employees to interact with each other: remote or on-site. The position should function as a service-focused role that brings groups together with the best possible tools.”

Right now, you may not feel like going back to the office. But when you do, the office may feel like a different place.