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How To Remain Relevant During COVID-19: 3 Ways To Optimise Web Content

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Maintaining a strong digital presence for your business is more important than ever. 2020’s global lockdowns have heightened awareness of the power of optimisation.

With businesses unable to maintain operations or connect with clients through physical means, digital channels have suddenly become a universally essential global business tool. As such, the opportunities optimised content offers companies as they seek to harness their target market, increase website traffic and boost profits, is huge.

In truth, for any modern business to remain relevant in the contemporary digital age, an effective website has long played a central role. Now, more than ever, users all over the world are choosing to use digital channels to connect with businesses.

As Todd Maxwell highlights in Forbes.com: business owners “need to think about their website as the mother ship — it’s the most important piece of your digital marketing assets. You work so hard and spend so much money to drive quality leads to your website; you can’t fumble when you get to the goal line. You’ve worked way too hard.

As the strongest asset in your portfolio your website should be expertly optimised and filled with high quality, relevant content that will rank highly in search, connect with your target market and secure prized organic traffic.

The question, is how do you do that? How do you optimise a website for today’s competitive digital market and ensure your business remains relevant? Let’s take a look at three powerful ways to optimise content for the strongest online presence.

  1. Revamp Your Landing Page

There is a reason why the landing page is seen as the most important weapon in digital marketing. Your landing page is the place your online traffic reaches first.

According to experts at Web Design London a revamped landing page can transform your success online.

A sophisticated landing page with a clear message about why your user needs your product or service creates a strong impression. If properly optimised, your landing page will ensure your visitors convert to paying customers with ease – an essential tool if you want to increase leads and sales for your business.

Using the latest graphics, insightful business analytics and contemporary design trends you can create a refreshed landing page layout that gives your site instant appeal with a look that is modern and on trend.

2. Clear Outdated Content

If you haven’t had a clean-up of your website content it is probably time you did. Search engines use complex algorithms that are sensitive to the age of your content. If your site is full of old content, it will prevent you from ranking well and cause your website visitors endless frustration as they struggle to find the information they need.

Whether old promotions or irrelevant articles, remove outdated content to improve your website SEO and provide a better customer experience.

3. Develop Intuitive Navigation

Website navigation is critical if you want to create a seamless user experience. Navigation for your site should be built around a clear sales strategy that allows both users and search engines to move through your site with ease.

Writing in searchenginejournal.com, Benj Arrida advises: ‘Users come first. This is the underlying objective of website navigation you must always remember. Satisfy users first. Make navigation easy. Then, optimise for search engines without hurting the user experience.’

Begin by putting yourself in your user’s shoes. You start your journey on the landing page – where do you want to go next? The answer should help you to develop the beginnings of a clear strategy for your website navigation.

Many companies choose a navigation strategy that leads their customers to the most important information about their business first and includes carefully positioned, organic calls-to-action to keep users engaged and promote sales.

Delivering a long term ROI for your business, whatever the economic climate, a properly
optimised website will prove a powerful tool for revenue generation, able to withstand the many challenges we face today. A refreshed landing page, clear navigation and up to date content, will ensure your business website is a solid asset, ready to weather any storm.

Say Goodbye to Granny – Children Can Carry Coronavirus in their Noses for Weeks, Study Finds

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With schools being forced to open, thousands of children will be infected with COVID-19, and even if they show no symptoms will infect adults with their highly virulent contagious strains of coronavirus. Might as well say goodbye to granny, and anyone else over the age of 50 now while you still have the chance. It is highly probable that a child superspreader will eventually disperse a large quantity of virus unknowingly onto their relatives.

The South Korean study, based on 91 children at hospitals and isolation facilities between February and March, found that even among those with few or no symptoms, the virus could be found in their swabs as much as three weeks later. All of the children recovered from the virus.

Goodbye granny

Cases of children with undetected Covid-19 are “worrisome”, they said, because these children could “facilitate the rapid spread” of the virus in the community.

The fact they had detectable virus in their noses for over three weeks, the authors concluded, suggested they were capable of passing it on far and wide undetectable.

The scientists concluded that screening for symptoms fails to identify most Covid-19 cases in children and the virus is detected for an “unexpectedly long time”.

A school classroom is a room as much as any other enclosed space, and within the enclosed space of a classroom, the airborne deadly pathogen will flourish. Take into account that many schools do not have viable ventilation systems, and the risk of infection will increase exponentially. It is strange that other venues outside school are subject to strict rules, but somehow schools are not? A room is room wherever it is, and a congregation of humans is a congregation, wherever it is.

The winter months will see a serious bout of granny-cide when the second wave develops due to children unknowingly spreading coronavirus around their communities from their schools.

Despite multiple warnings and scientific evidence, the governmental departments responsible for ‘education’ will no doubt ignore everything and condemn more people to die from September onwards. Well done. Hope you are fucking happy with yourselves. The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Man Watches Tenet Film Forward and Backwards Simultaneously

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Watching the new film by Christopher Nolan, Tenet, is much like having a schizophrenic seizure whilst dosed up on LSD, but it does not have to be that way.

Tenet is actually quite formulaic, and is basically a remake of Inception with small doses of Interstellar, but instead of dream states or space travel, time travel is the method of madness.

Barry Lungborne, 26, from East Grimstead, has found a way of watching the film that will make this dire mish mash of a plot into something that is just about watchable.

“I set up two screens next to each other. On one screen the film moves forward normally from the beginning. The second screen was set up from the end of the film and played backwards. Perpendicular to all screens I set up an audio system that mixes both audio signals from the backward and forward films into one channel. I then drew the curtains, brought out the popcorn and pressed play and reverse at the same time.”

Mr. Lungborne has since been interred in an asylum indefinitely with no chance of review.

Will Elon Musk’s Brainchip Work?

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The brainchip has been a big subject for the Squib and we have been discussing this dystopian idea for years.

The key to brainchipping is the realm of control, and the last final bastion in controlling humans is the brain, your very thoughts, your secrets, your ability to lie or tell the truth.

People and agencies like Musk are pioneering this technology that will at some point create a hive mind of interconnected humans.

Your behaviour will be altered to suit whatever society you are in, and one can imagine the advertisers will have a field day once they get in on the action.

Humans have been trained by tech overlords to be dependent on their smartphones and their iPads, for decades now. To take away a smartphone of a person who is addicted to their device is tantamount to taking away an arm or a leg, these people cannot live without these things. Studies have even been conducted with people who have had their smartphones taken away, and they cannot function, some even resort to self-harm.

To this end, most of the population has been conditioned now to be totally dependent on their smartphone, therefore the next step should have been virtual reality, but this never really took off. Virtual reality is still in its infancy, especially with clunky headsets, and mediocre graphics that do not give the necessary immersion.

Ray Kurzweil, Google’s head engineer should be the grandfather of the brainchip, but he seems to be very quiet these days. He is probably waiting for the population levels to die down first before he emerges with his plans, and this is where Elon Musk and Neuralink comes in. Musk, is not waiting around, and has capitalised on Kurzweil’s absence from the forum. No doubt Google is engineering something behind closed doors but there is mostly silence in that department.

Peoples brains have been rewired already by the internet and overuse of smartphones, many cannot formulate their own thoughts without referring to the internet, and feel extreme anxiety when away from their devices. Another point to iterate is the loss of attention span, which before the internet era was not much of a problem. People used to be able to concentrate on any given subject for much longer than people do now. Flitting from one subject to another is a constant addictive journey for these automatons now, hooked into the mind prison of the World Wide Web. This is what the controllers wanted all along, and have engineered this behaviour now over decades.

Much of the global population have through the use of smartphones and the internet lost the ability to formulate and think for themselves. There is a very good reason that tech bosses like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates limited their children from using iPads and smartphones for a reason — they knew what these tools do to young minds.

There will thus be queues around the block to have chips sewn into the brain, because it will be the next step in technological evolution touted by the masters who have engineered this mass human experiment.

 

Brainchipping will evolve very quickly, and much like downloading an app onto your smartphone, you will be able to download certain things into your own brain, however do not take this as a one way street, because the controllers will be able to extract more information from you than you consciously know. How many times have you used an app, when suddenly an advert with loud music comes onto the screen? The same thing will happen with brainchips eventually where the user may be chilling out on a quiet beach somewhere all engineered by the app, when suddenly your whole mind is hijacked by an advert which you cannot switch off — it’s in your head!

Alteration of behaviour, enforcement of individuals who are habitual criminals, the societally bereft will be reconditioned through brainchipping. If you have to rob banks every day, there will be a solution to that. As for prison time, how about speeding up the brain so much that one minute is equivalent to a whole year? Prisoners could thus be tricked into spending thousands of years in an institution as an ultimate punishment for their crime. That’s good news for the taxpayer.

The global population has already given up much of their privacy and the intelligence agencies have collated so much information from every citizen that they do not know what to do with it all. Imagine the increase of information that will be collected from brainchipping, your deepest secret thoughts, your fantasies, your desires. Everything that makes up your mind will be mined, and sold to the advertisers, the insurance companies, and whichever agency pays for the valuable data.

Of course, when implementing any new tech, it has to be first marketed in an almost medical way, it has to be seen as helping people with neurological problems function better, but this is all of course a ruse, because the real reason this technology is being introduced is far more sinister than you can possibly imagine.

One can foresee a dystopian nightmare future where humans will be mere cattle. The real controllers, the programmers and engineers who control the tech will be the shepherds, they will be your visible masters, and above that level will be the AI supercomputers, sentient gods who will oversee everything with meticulous efficiency.

The only problem right now is overpopulation around the globe, and the Chinese Virus has not completed its job yet. Who is to say that COVID-19 was an initial experiment and that in some Chinese lab they are now engineering and tweaking their initial attempt with something way more aggressive? New technology would be wasted on the current population, and the ideal technological society would be one with a low, regulated human population. It is only then that the big leap forward will materialise for certain.

Musk’s brainchip is an antiquarian step, but the real stuff will come later during the post-consumerist stage. The globalist controllers will have to complete their mission first, to reduce the globe’s population levels by 90% at least before the tech will be viable for use — only for the privileged few.

eVTOL – Flying Cars Will Revolutionise Travel

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It’s the year 2020 and yet many on the planet are still limited to using antiquated technology to move around, the internal combustion engine, and fossil fuels are the bane of our existence and contribute vast amounts of pollution into the atmosphere. Flying cars, however have been a long-running dream, and they’re finally coming into fruition.

What is the solution for transportation within already congested cities? Naturally, the sky is a clear open expanse that must be eventually conquered for short distance journeys.

Humanity is certainly nowhere near the technological advancement seen in films like Blade Runner, but slowly, there seems to be an upward trajectory in engineering technique dipping its toe into this next leap forward in air transportation.

Unfortunately, the current engineers seem to be limited by propulsion, and are only utilising propellers to fly their craft. We need new innovation in propulsion that utilises low energy resources yet pack huge amounts of power and efficiency. Ideally, if we delve into science fiction, or Bob Lazar, anti-gravity generators could be a possibility, whether these have already been developed and kept under wraps or are complete fiction is not known.

 

The amazing industrial design of the Japanese SkyDrive certainly brings forth excitement. CEO Tomohiro Fukuzawa believes his company has two key competitive advantages: the compact size of its concept aircraft, which will fit inside of a four-meter (13-foot) square, with a height of just 1.5 meters (five feet), and the fact that the craft has already undergone more than 500 manned and unmanned test flights of its eVTOL prototype, proving its safe features.

SkyDrive expects its compact, lightweight vehicle to have a practical near-term range of up to 20 kilometers (12 miles). For urban use, this is more than sufficient, but with further development, it is assured the flight range will increase.

Still in early development, SkyDrive has the ambitious goal of certifying a passenger-carrying eVTOL by 2023, and is currently in early stages of certification discussions with the Japan Civil Aviation Bureau (JCAB).

 

Technological innovation usually comes with a little help from the military, and this is the case with the Hexa eVTOL from Texas-based company LIFT, who have joined the Agility Prime “air race to certification” program curated by the U.S. Air Force.

Where the Japanese SkyDrive utilises only a few propellers to fly, the Hexa is basically a huge drone with a passenger area below. The craft will be either semi-autonomously piloted or the full automatic pilot will take you to your destination.

After training in their virtual reality simulators, anyone over the age of 18, and up to 6’ 5” tall and 250 lbs, will be able to fly for up to 15 minutes at a time.

Unlike traditional helicopters, Hexa can even fly with up to six of its eighteen motors out, has a ballistic parachute that autonomously deploys in the event of an emergency, has 5 floats to safely land on water, and can be controlled remotely by LIFT trained safety pilots in the event of an emergency.

Hexa is semi-autonomous so, regardless of what the pilot does, it will only fly in a safe manner within the limits programmed into the autopilot computer.

“Autonomy is actually much easier in the air than for cars on the ground – there are far fewer obstacles, no roads, no traffic lights, and you have 3 dimensions to move around”, says Matt Chasen, founder and CEO of LIFT Aircraft. For example, the aircraft is continuously calculating the energy required to “return to home” based altitude, wind speed and direction. Regardless of what the pilot does, the aircraft will automatically return and land when the battery approaches this level plus a reserve, and it can also automatically land in designated safe landing areas, if necessary.”

 

Obama: “Joe, You Can Do It!”

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Former president, Barack Hussein Obama, is giving ailing presidential candidate Joe Biden as much support as possible during the Democrat election campaign.

Obama flew into Biden’s retirement community in Florida on Wednesday and even interrupted a session of daily formaldehyde injections Biden has to endure daily without which he would decompose.

“You can do it Joe, I know you can!” Obama yelled at the top of his voice directly into Joe’s hearing aid.

“Whuh? Whuh ya say?” Sleepy Joe replied.

“You’re gonna win the election for the Democrats. We need you to keep it together Joe! C’mon now, let’s prepare that speech,” Obama yelled.

“I, I..erection? Whut erection? Haven’t had one o’ those since 1993. Whut year is this anyways..(dribbles)?”

That’s when Obama rolls his eyes around, then slaps his knee in frustration.

“You have to do a speech in two days. Look, Michael prepared some words for you. You remember Big Mike Dontcha? You two used to get along like a swamp on fire.”

“Hey, it’s comin’ back to me..(coughs hard). The big guy in a dress with shoulders broader than a marine on parade? I remember..(laughing and giggling)!”

“Yeah! Mikey prepared a few words for you to say so we can win the election, and bring in the communism. C’mon now Joe, we need to prepare, where are your reading glasses?” Obama desperately pleads.

At that moment, Biden’s nurse storms into the room.

“Visiting time is over folks. Joe needs his formaldehyde injections and his sleep. Thank you Mr. Obama but you will have to come back tomorrow.”

Ace in the Pack – Tiffany Trump Speaks

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Where have they been hiding this girl? Okay, the consensus in the Squib office is that Tiffany Trump does have slightly odd features, but she is definitely doable, and has a brain that speaks sense.

Apart from socialists and communists, most Americans want freedom, it is written deeply in their constitution and as a recently graduated lawyer, Tiffany Trump based her whole speech on that premise that defines the soul of America,  the right to be free. It seems the puritanical loser Democrats do not like freedom any more, they detest freedom of expression in all its forms, they want to ban everything, skewing the media into a one-sided biased propaganda network where only Marxist ideology is being pushed heavily, and all other voices cancelled. The so-called liberals are simply not ‘liberal‘ any more anyway.

Socialist American Democrat Party followers and members are now defined by riots, looting, heavy taxes, censorship and failure.

Tiffany Trump actually gets it, whether she wrote the whole speech herself or not, it was a master stroke. Her speech alone gave her father a few up ticks in the polls, and some of us a mild semi — even across the Atlantic.

Compared to the sclerotic DNC, which was a truly laughable amateur looking affair, the Republicans’ RNC looks professional and truly authoritative, pristine, professional, crisp.

We want more of this intelligent woman Tiffany Trump upfront Trumpsters. Congratulations also must go to C-SPAN for their refreshingly unbiased approach to the broadcast.

The cold hard reality – Vote for Freedom (Rep.) or vote for Communism (Dem.).

Biden: “A Vote For Me is a Vote For Riots, Looting, Chaos, China, and Communism”

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It seems the Democrats are slightly unhinged. They have now adopted far-left policies of radical militancy, rioting, looting, burning down whole neighbourhoods, all because some hoodlum or other resisted arrest at some point.

“We loot and riot, turn America into a frickin’ war zone if we don’t get what we want. The Democrat party is now a renegade radical sovietized Marxist political movement that does not care about the country, or hard-working people, we only care for virtue signalling, cancel culture, and the rights of criminals,” Biden said, as he twitched uncontrollably.

Oppression Olympics

Prospective Vice President and Marxist agitator, Kamala Harris chimed in with enthusiasm.

“That’s why a vote for the Democrats will be good for the country. We will use the Soviet methods of collectivisation to repatriate wealth and reparations for all African Americans costing hundreds of trillions of dollars we don’t have. The rich in America will not be rich any more after we have dealt with them. We’re talking confiscating all assets, and giving to people who have never worked a day in their lives or bothered to get an education. If you got offshore money, we’ll get that too by force if we have to,” Harris yelled, salivating.

 

Most decent, hard working Americans just want to live their lives in safety, but unfortunately if you live in a Democrat run state, your property is in serious danger of being burned to the ground by angry indoctrinated automatons who follow the insane political ideology of the American socialist Democrat party without question.

Kamala Harris, wants all borders opened, she wants reparations costing trillions for all African Americans, and to confiscate the assets of anyone who has worked hard all their lives to achieve some wealth.

The Democrat party, as it stands today, stands for uncertainty, chaos, riots, arson, violence, looting and confiscation of wealth, as well as outlawing the ownership of guns for every citizen.

“Hell yes, we’re gonna take your AR-15, your AK-47”

By all means, if Americans want to be dictated over by radical socialist Marxists, they must with all their might vote for Democrat, thus voting for China to infiltrate America even more than it already has.

The United States is in serious peril at the moment and the defining moment will be the November elections which will decide if the country falls or moves forward safely.

Will Amazon Still be Delivering During the Next American Civil War

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Another American Civil War is coming in the next 72 odd days, as the shit kicks off once again in Kenosha, Wisconsin after another black man was shot in the back seven times by a white cop.

America is now once again close to civil war, but things will get worse when Donald Trump wins the next election after the silent majority vote.

In typical fashion, the BLM rioters were out in force once again burning cars, garbage trucks and even the local Kenosha Court House at one point. The Kenosha census in 2000 revealed that the population is made up of 7.68% African American.

There are already daily riots in Portland, and if things escalate to other cities and the victim of the shooting dies (currently in ICU) then once again we will see another George Floyd moment.

American Civil War

Americans are now stocking up on as much guns and ammo as they can, and the clever ones prepping on essentials.

If by some miracle Biden wins, there may still be riots, however conservative Americans generally do not riot unless there is a very good reason to, like alleged election fraud. For much of the times when blacks riot, the conservative mainly white Americans stay away, however this might easily change depending on the circumstances.

Get your shit together folks because once it all kicks off, there will be no Amazon deliveries, or any other sort of delivery, or shops open, or banks open. During a civil war, if you are unprepared — you die!

Proms Update: Rule Britannia to be Replaced By Grime Rap

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Hard left extremists have once again stuck their noses into British tradition, this time the BBC Proms’ mainstay, ‘Rule Britannia’ and ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ are being cancelled.

As sovietized cancel culture goes, this is the final nail in the coffin for anything that resembles British identity and culture.

Naturally, the BBC which is now a ‘woke’ PC den of extreme left wing political bias, has capitulated to the savages who want the classics removed from the Proms roster.

Black culture

“We will be replacing ‘Rule Britannia’ with Grime Drill rappers who will instead sing about subjects like black supremacy, murdering people, extreme violence, stabbing, shanking, dismemberment, drug running and bitches, in other words, black culture at the moment,” the BBC’s Proms director revealed on the Radio Times.

You may wonder why your 11-year-old daughter is twerking in the corner like a ‘ghetto ho’? There’s nothing to worry about, it is now deemed as perfectly normal within the current music industry to sexualise young children and program them in the ways of black culture. That’s why all the kids now call each other ‘bruv’ and make gang hand gestures, because it is perceived as cool to act like a Jamaican criminal.

Watch this wonderful Proms performance of ‘Rule Britannia’ by mezzo-soprano Sarah Connolly now before it is unceremoniously deleted from YouTube soon.