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Why Netanyahu is Not Stopping

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Why Netanyahu is Not Stopping

People in Israel and outside Israel may be wondering why Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli leader, is not stopping his defensive assault on the countries/factions surrounding the Jewish state? The answer is relatively simple but is nuanced with some grey areas as well.

To put things simply — the world is now at war, and has been for some time. When it comes to a world war, there is no option but to carry on. Stopping in any way during a global war which is going to escalate even further in the future is tantamount to suicide.

The Israeli high command have known that the globe is primed for an all encompassing war for some time, and they were invariably forced into this position by the October 7 attacks. If you side with the Palestinians, then you will utilise the much touted excuse that the terrorist group Hamas were reacting to 80 years of oppression by the state of Israel (Judea), a land mass that has been occupied by Jews for over 4,000 years. Whatever suits your palette, none of this shit matters anyway because war is war. Playing the victim card does not matter either. The inevitability of a full-blown global war is finally upon us, and many who are sleeping may eventually wake up, but this is highly doubtful in the era of supercharged mass entertainment, social media indoctrination, apathy and mass denial.

When it comes to all out war, there are no rules, no conventions, no nothing. Far leftists abuse the word “genocide” too much. The Palestinians still exist in their millions dotted across the Middle East. If this were a true genocide, they would all be put in concentration camps and systematically gassed one by one, but they are not currently in that situation. One could label the Gaza situation as an “atrocity” as much as one could label the October 7th attacks an “atrocity”, but they are not “genocide”.

People die in wars, they are blown up, they are shot, they die. It would not be a war if these things did not happen.

The survival mechanism is a powerful thing, and the situation that Netanyahu finds Israel in compounds this element of survival to basically survive. Where Islamists wish for death, others wish for life.

Just as the war in the Middle East will not stop anytime soon, neither will the war raging on in the Balkans stop either, or Myanmar, or Ethiopia, Sudan, Turkey/Kurds, South China Sea, Haiti, Ukraine, Russia, Syria, Libya, Israel, Gaza, Lebanon etc. Escalation is inevitable to many other regions of the globe.

The key players within the global war are obviously a concern, but we must not forget the smaller conflicts popping up all over the place as well, because all of these elements meld into the bigger picture of total global conflict. Who enables who is not really a major concern either, but should still be looked at if one analyses the broader overall scenario.

Putin is not stopping (Estonia/Latvia are next), Netanyahu is not stopping, and neither is NATO, China, N.Korea and Iran etc., etc.

Nihilism is the only winner here…

What Themes Can You Spin into Play Within the Online Slots Section?

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What Themes Can You Spin into Play Within the Online Slots Section?

UK online Slots showcase a variety of creative themes, each crafted to cater to different interests while strictly following regulatory guidelines.

Below, we delve deeper into these themes, including fishing, history and seasonal, to provide a comprehensive understanding of their features and what you could expect to find when opting to play.

So, if you’re ready, let’s find out more.

Fishing-themed Slots

Fishing-themed Slots are popular for their vibrant aquatic designs and mechanics. Fishing games, like Big Bass Amazon Xtreme, often include symbols like fishing rods, tackle boxes, underwater creatures, or boats. Gameplay may feature a ‘fishing’ mechanic where you select symbols to reveal outcomes, adding an interactive layer to the slot.

The backdrop of fishing slot games typically includes water-based settings like lakes, seas, or piers, rendered in detailed but realistic graphics.

The mechanics behind these Slots may have a unique feature where certain combinations trigger a fishing mini-game, allowing you to potentially collect additional coins or credits.

Adventure and exploration

This theme draws on the idea of journeys and discoveries. Adventure Slots often have symbols visualising ancient ruins, uncharted islands, or fantastical settings. Symbols might include compasses, maps, explorers, and artefacts. Games within this theme frequently use narratives, but they remain rooted in neutral storytelling.

Subcategories of this theme include:

  • Historical exploration: Inspired by themes like Egyptian or Mayan cultures, with symbols such as pyramids or hieroglyphs.
  • Fantasy adventures: These could involve mythical characters like wizards or elves, keeping the focus on their aesthetic.

Classic Slots

These Slots replicate the retro charm of fruit machines and are characterised by their simplicity. Symbols include fruit like cherries and lemons, bells, and bars.

The mechanics behind this theme’s gameplay is straightforward, usually involving three reels and a limited number of paylines.

This theme caters to those who prefer more nostalgic gameplay without the more complex modern graphics or narratives.

Mythology and legends

This theme delves into the rich tapestry of myths and folklore. Games in this category might include Greek gods, Norse deities, or legendary creatures like dragons.

Mythological Slots often include detailed artwork depicting gods and legendary weapons. Certain games include features where you could potentially land combinations representing mythic feats or battles.

Seasonal and festive Slots

Seasonal Slots celebrate holidays like Christmas, Halloween, or New Year’s. Symbols in these games are directly tied to the occasion, such as Christmas trees, jack-o’-lanterns, or fireworks.

Graphics often incorporate cheerful yet neutral elements to reflect the festivities without going too overboard.

Features might include thematic spins or rounds, such as collecting presents during a Christmas game. These features remain entirely chance-based and are framed accordingly​​.

Nature and wildlife

Wildlife-themed Slots welcome you into natural yet virtual environments, such as jungles, savannahs, or mountains.

These Slots may feature animals like lions, tigers, birds, or elephants, along with scenic imagery like sunsets or waterfalls.

While maintaining a focus on gameplay, these Slots occasionally include subtle nods to wildlife awareness without becoming promotional or overly narrative​​.

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Now you know more about some of the many themes you can find within the online slots section at your chosen casino site, which theme best suits your gameplay style.

Prince Andrew: “Don’t care if you’re a Chinese Spy! Yah! I’ll have some of that!”

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Prince Andrew: “Don’t care if you’re a Chinese Spy! Yah! I’ll have some of that!”

Poor old Randy Andy not only has he a penchant for young pussy, but he also does not give a flying fuck about the UK’s national security and is so desperate for cash will even accept cash bribes from Chinese spies.

“Ooh! Look what I fo’ youuu Andy! (waving a large wad of cash) You my bestest fliend! Numbah one fan I am! Ret’s go to Buckingham Parace so I can rook alound!”

The naive royal is not very well versed in espionage or anything to do with intelligence.

Royal physicians who have tested Andrew’s intelligence levels have kept their findings secret, but it is estimated that the prince has an IQ of 42, and that’s being generous.

“Comrades! Recession and Economic Depression is Welcomed in Soviet Britain!”

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“Comrades! Recession and Economic Depression is Welcomed in Soviet Britain!”

Commissar Rachel Reeves has addressed the Duma House of Comrades today to refute that there is anything wrong with recession in the People’s Soviet Republic of Britain.

RECESSION BRITAIN

“Comrades, apparatchiks, civil servants, train drivers, union bosses, fat cat council bosses, NHS managers, Bolsheviks, and the everyday working proletariat scum. I am speaking today to quell any rumours that have been going around that recession in Soviet Britain is a bad thing. I am proud to have caused the economic downturn because of my amazing decisions to punish the capitalist swine and to expel all the wealthy parasites from the Soviet UK.

“The Red Labour government is dedicated to increasing taxes even further, increasing useless regulations that will further inhibit business, and increasing inheritance tax to confiscate wealth from the bourgeoisie and business community. We are also destroying the vile landed gentry represented by the Kulak farmer class. These parasitical capitalist swine have dared to survive for generations, providing food for the population of Britain. Thanks to my policies, they will be stopped in their tracks and bankrupted as their wealth is siphoned off and redistributed to people who have never worked a day in their lives, and squandered on useless socialist projects that benefit no one. Our redistribution of wealth from wealth creators to the feckless subclasses and illegal immigrants is the correct action to implement.

“Through collectivisation we as a Soviet nation are becoming stronger in poverty, and destitution. Why have a recession when you can have a Great Depression? Comrades, this is my goal as Commissar of the Soviet People’s Bank.

“Comrades, I am proud to announce and celebrate our economy shrinking into recession, by cancelling the previous proposed increase of 14 grams in Chocco rations that was scheduled for this year, and instead replace it with one rotten turnip for the proletariat filth.”

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ARTHUR BRIDLESWAITE OF 210 PISSWAGE ROAD, ELTHAM, LONDON WAS TODAY CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTS TO INCREASE HIS WEALTH BY RUNNING A BUSINESS SELLING VEGETABLES. HE HAS BEEN CHARGED AND CONVICTED TO 45 YEARS OF HARD LABOUR BREAKING ROCKS IN GRIMSBY GULAG. TODAY HE CONFESSED TO HIS VARIOUS CRIMES, INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA THOUGHTCRIME, ALONG WITH SELLING VEGETABLES ILLICITLY AND PROFITING OFF THIS EVIL CAPITALIST ACTION. PROLETARIAT SOVIET CITIZENS OF BRITAIN WILL BE REWARDED WITH ONE USED LOLLIPOP IF THEY REPORT MEMBERS OF THEIR FAMILY OR FRIENDS TO THE BIG STATE.

The Daily Squib Warned About Socialist Plans to Concrete Over the Countryside in 2011

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The Daily Squib Warned About Socialist Plans to Concrete Over the Countryside in 2011

It’s a good thing that no one takes the Daily Squib seriously, and denigrates the power of satire to sometimes predict the future. Britain’s socialists have been planning the destruction of Britain’s countryside and FORMERLY PROTECTED Green Belt for decades. As the bulldozers are primed to get to work, the plan to concrete over the countryside is now set.

The five-star hotels are all full of illegal migrants. These homes will not be built for Britons, but for low-skilled permanently unemployed illegal migrants who came to Britain to use up all of its resources.

This is why news that the deranged Rottweiler Deputy Prime Minister, Angela Rayner, is unveiling major planning reforms to meet Labour’s Great Leap Forward target of building 1.5 million Soviet homes to house the permanently unemployed and millions of illegal immigrants is no surprise to us in the Squib office.

In 2011, under the socialist coalition government of the Lib Dems, George Osborne and David Cameron, who were ideologically aligned with Labour, similar plans were suggested for a mass building program over the countryside in the South East of England but thankfully were not fulfilled. That is, until 2024, under the socialist Labour government who have adopted a bastardized roid-raged version of the former coalition’s plans for themselves. This time, though, it seems that Labour are set to go ahead with the wholesale destruction of our countryside and no one is standing in their way.

Say goodbye to the rolling hills of the Home Counties as Angela Rayner and her destructive bulldozers cause carnage over the last remaining green parts of the South East. Once it’s all concreted over, it will be gone forever, much like the under fire farms targeted by Labour as well.

DAILY SQUIB PREDICTION FROM 2011 – https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3079-coalition-plans-massive-soviet-taxpayer-funded-house-building-scheme.html

DAILY SQUIB PREDICTION FROM 2013 – https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/4227-enjoy-the-rolling-hills-of-the-english-countryside-while-you-still-can.html

The Deputy PM and Housing Secretary will today unveil big reforms to the country’s National Planning Policy Framework, which will demand that councils begin building on Green Belt land for the first time – including in much of the South East.

The evil Labour Party says the adjustments are essential for achieving their communist 5-year-plan goal of constructing 1.5 million new dwellings in the course of this legislative session and tackling the housing crisis caused by mass unfettered immigration over decades of governmental apathy.

Remember, once it’s gone, it’s gone forever. The natural habitat of England’s fauna and wildlife will be destroyed forever, and many animals will perish under the Labour bulldozers.

Today, there was only silence from Britain’s myriad of ecological activist groups and wildlife groups.

The Big State Eventually Eats Itself

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The Big State Eventually Eats Itself

The Big State is seen by the likes of socialist and communist governments like Labour as an attribute exemplifying strength, when in fact it is exactly the opposite. In today’s bloated state system espoused by Labour where vast amounts of taxpayer revenue is utilised to prop up extravagant civil servant and quango salaries, pensions, and absurd amounts of money are ploughed into black hole budget departments, there is no thought for how these bills are going to be paid. Essentially, the entire spendthrift profligate nature of the Big State is one of inherent waste and inefficiency. This corpulent waste is compounded further by the inequality in support the government gives to the Big State whilst at the same time punishing the ‘capitalist’ private sector.

The role of socialism is to first destroy the society or civilisation it embeds itself into, then create a “false” socialist utopia using up the past wealth of the society it has taken over. The problem with this model is that socialism eventually uses everything up because it has no means of valid production, and it has destroyed the productive portion of the civilisation it pillaged.

Old Woman winter fuel payments Labour Nasty PartyLabour is a far-leftist socialist government with deep Marxist anti-capitalist ideals that abhors private business, wealth creation, entrepreneurship and aspiration. The only problem for this method of governance is that private business is the only thing within an economy that brings in wealth, and to attack this element of an economy is tantamount to suicide. To function properly, the Big State with all of its myriad of departments, its millions of civil servants and its structural base needs a functioning cash input other than loans. Unfortunately, this is what the ideologically indoctrinated and blind communists in the Labour government cannot understand. It is beyond their comprehension because they have been so deeply brainwashed by Marxism and Leninism.

The Labour Party government under Starmer and Reeves is the exact antithesis of capitalism. It is actively attacking business and wealth creation; it is stifling any form of aspiration or entrepreneurship, it is actively killing off farmers, companies and the ideal of generational wealth. Without generational wealth Britain is doomed to minus zero growth or hope for any economical future and this impacts on the beloved Big State embraced by Labour so much.

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The initial plundering of all private business may go well for the coffers of the Labourite Robber Barons who are stealing the wealth of the wealth creators, but this red tape filled tax frenzy by the Marxist Labour Party will kill off business entirely. Just as the farmers will be forced to sell their land so that it will be concreted over to build social housing projects for the permanently unemployed, there is no production in this.

The Big State will eventually use up the money they have stolen from private business, and the loans will become increasingly more expensive because there will not be any solid capital behind them. How will the insanely expensive salaries and gold-plated pensions of the millions of civil servants be paid then? It is only the theory of gravity that will push those salaries and pensions lower and lower each year as there will be little or no cash coming in from the ruined, overly punished business sector.

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The Big State will be the Poor Big State. There will be little, or no money left for those big, fat salaries to go around. The mass immigration will also compound this malaise, as the benefits bill and welfare bill will be so huge that it will eventually implode into nothingness. Labour’s anti-capitalist stance will then have achieved nothing, as not only will the Big State employees have nothing, but they will be forced to join the former business people who have nothing as well.

Labour is ultimately a weapon implanted into Britain that through its socialist/communist idealogical makeup is destined to murder Britain’s economy/heritage/culture and people, throttling everything; crippling wealth, and eventually bringing forth the death of its very own creation — the Big State.

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Comrade Starmer: “The Soviet People’s Republic of Britain Will NOT Backdown on DESTROYING Kulak Farmers”

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Comrade Starmer: “The Soviet People’s Republic of Britain Will NOT Backdown on DESTROYING Kulak Farmers”

Comrades! Today, Red Parliament Square is being besieged by rich Kulak farmers from the rural areas. These are areas which our Big State Metropolitan Islington urban elite do not know anything about apart from sometimes we have the displeasure of driving through these filthy muddy places. Our policy of bulldozing over their land for the purposes of collectivisation and taxing the generational farms to non-existence is a policy that the Soviet Labour Party will NOT back down on.

Class War and Class Envy

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The British countryside in a few years.

The vile rich Kulaks must be crushed. They will have their livestock sold off, they will have their crops crushed under bulldozers and the countryside will be covered in concrete so we can build thousands of thousands of grey Soviet housing to house the millions of illegal unskilled migrants from Third World countries on benefits.

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On that note, comrades, I pledge millions of pounds to foreign agriculture programs in foreign aid to countries like communist China who do not need foreign aid. Other countries count and because Labour wants to kill everything in Britain, we are truly dedicated to destroying this country from the inside. We are thus taking from you and giving needlessly to others who have no need for our foreign aid. Yes, we hate British farmers that much.

More Super Gulag Prisons

Your pathetic privileged villages where rich class people live will be bulldozed so that we will build Super Gulags. Yes, I have sequestered Commissar Rayner, Deputy Soviet prisons minister who will take down the kulak farms, the villages and towns so that we can put the kulaks in there along with other political criminals who need to be re-educated and punished daily in woke Soviet ideology.

Bulldozers

We will bulldoze over the brooks, the quaint villages, the countryside wildlife, the farms and even the protected areas. Nothing will get in the way of our Great Leap Forward.

The Kulak farmers are criminals and will be punished for making food for the population. This is a crime most heinous, and we cannot abide by such atrocious actions. These rich landowners must be cut down, their inheritance removed so that they will not be able to continue farming for another generation. We will make sure that the Soviet People’s Republic of Britain is free of Kulak farmers, who have for centuries and many generations farmed the land to provide the populations of Britain with food.

Kulak Farmer Protests Will be Crushed

We are warning the Kulaks who are protesting. You have acquired money and wealth, which is a crime in Soviet Britain. We are going to bulldoze over your land, your animals, your crops and your precious country wildlife.

SovietThe Soviet People’s Republic of Britain will destroy all the farms, and we will round up the Kulaks so that they will be eradicated once and for all. This is a class war, the Landed Gentry will be crushed so that everyone is equal in poverty. If you own one tractor, you are part of the “landed gentry class”. This is an illegal operation now! Farming is illegal! We will take your farms and your heritage! Fuck them! Destroy the countryside! Kill the animals! Murder the protected owls, bats, kestrels and if we see any foxes we will bulldoze the fuckers into a pancake splodge!

We want to thank the Eco Green groups and animal rights groups for staying quiet whilst we bulldoze over the countryside. Thankfully, these groups like Just Stop Oil are Marxists and do not care about anything apart from themselves.

Karma Coming Back to Haunt Rappers Like Jay-Z

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Karma Coming Back to Haunt Rappers Like Jay-Z

Karma can be a bitch, and rapper Jay-Z may one day feel the wrath of his alleged actions of the past, as he is now being seemingly accused of raping a 13-year-old girl during one of the frenzied debauched P Diddy ‘Kiddy Fiddler’ ‘Diddler’ parties.

American rappers have been able to skirt justice for decades now, mostly due to the undue protection of African American ‘culture’ by the dominant media controllers, the democrat party. Diddler himself allegedly has a penchant for young white boys.

Rap and hip hop culture celebrates a tribal Africanized image of gangs, drugs, crime and defiling European culture, this culture exemplifies the destruction of America from within where low morals, indolence, greed, paedophilia, rape and vice are all encouraged and mixed in a boiling cauldron of spite, anger, violence, black supremacy, unjustly huge egos and very, very low IQs.

Let us hope that more of these monsters are brought into the light of the fine microscope of the media, as more information is begging to be released about the ‘freak-off’ Diddy parties. Naturally, Jay-Z is denying all allegations against him. The list of rappers, celebrities, actors and enablers must be quite huge.

This shit makes Epstein look like a boy scout.

How AI is Shaking Up Affiliate Marketing and Informational Sites

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How AI is Shaking Up Affiliate Marketing and Informational Sites

Affiliate marketing used to be a thriving industry where businesses and creators worked hand-in-hand. But now, artificial intelligence (AI) is starting to shake things up. And unlike McDonald’s, not everyone’s lovin’ it—especially informational sites that depend on traffic and affiliate deals to survive. So, what’s going on?

AI Taking Over the Workload

AI has made marketing easier and faster. Predicting trends, creating content, and personalising customer experiences are all things AI does better than any human. For businesses, it’s a no-brainer. Why pay affiliates or rely on informational sites when AI can handle it all?

With tools that crunch data in seconds, companies can find the best keywords, figure out where ads should go, and target their perfect customers without needing help. That leaves informational sites—once crucial for guiding traffic and boosting SEO—feeling a bit redundant.

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Case Study: Can a Humble Bingo Affiliate Survive the Rise of The Machine?

Sites like Bingo Paradise, which focus on creating expert-written, unbiased reviews, are increasingly going to face challenges. AI tools like ChatGPT and Jasper AI churn out articles faster than any human writer can, and they’re often optimised to climb search engine rankings. Businesses can now produce their own content in-house, instead of relying on affiliates or informational sites to drive visitors their way.

And here’s the kicker: search engines seem to love this AI-created content. That means sites like Bingo Paradise are finding it harder to get noticed, losing traffic to the flood of AI-generated blogs and articles out there.

Businesses Cutting Out the Middleman

AI is making it easier for companies to deal directly with customers. Using machine learning, they can figure out exactly what their audience wants and serve it up with personalised ads, recommendations, and even chatbots. This direct-to-consumer approach is bad news for informational sites and affiliates, who used to act as the middlemen.

Why Informational Sites Are Struggling

It’s a double whammy for informational sites. Organic traffic is dropping, and affiliate payouts are getting smaller. With businesses investing in AI to do the heavy lifting, these sites are finding it harder to rank in search results or offer anything that stands out.

Why Certain Informational Sites Still Hold Value

emiliano-vittoriosi-G_vWviqUCCg-unsplashDespite these challenges, sites like Bingo Paradise can still provide significant value in an AI-driven world. The reviews offered on platforms like this aren’t just content churned out by algorithms—they’re based on real-world, lived experiences. AI simply can’t replicate the human effort involved in trying and testing bingo brands.

For instance, a proper review requires signing up to the platform, navigating the interface, playing games, and even depositing money to assess the site as a genuine player. These steps ensure the reviews are comprehensive and authentic. Additionally, evaluating customer service—whether through live chat, email, or phone support—requires actual interaction to gauge responsiveness, professionalism, and helpfulness.

In a similar way, a function of Bingo Paradise is to list and categorise welcome offers. For instance, if a brand claims to be offering free spins no deposit, Bingo Paradise’s team will actually check that claim (by claiming the offer) and listing the offer here – Ai just can’t do that… yet!

This hands-on approach is something AI cannot do. While AI can summarise data or compile information, it lacks the ability to provide genuine insights based on actual user experiences. This authenticity is what makes Bingo Paradise’s content trustworthy and valuable to readers looking for honest recommendations.

Finding a Way Forward

But all isn’t lost. Sites can fight back by using AI themselves—creating better content, improving their user experience, and finding clever ways to stand out. Focusing on niche topics, building a loyal community, and offering something personal or interactive could be the key to staying relevant.

What’s Next?

There’s no denying AI is changing everything, and it’s not going to stop. For sites like Bingo Paradise, staying ahead means adapting quickly, trying new strategies, and making the most of what humans still do best—connecting with other humans.

Businesses, on the other hand, are loving the AI revolution. It’s helping them cut costs, engage directly with customers, and leave less room for traditional sites to play their part. If informational sites don’t evolve soon, they risk being left behind in this fast-moving, AI-dominated world.

Rachel Reeves: “Killing sick kids in hospices is fine with me!”

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Rachel Reeves: “Killing sick kids in hospices is fine with me!”

When it comes to hardcore socialism and communism, there is no limit to its evil, and Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves is the epitome of a nasty, nefarious tax hungry agenda that is hurting and crippling hospice charities trying to look after sick young children.

It is certainly true that throughout history, communism and socialism have brought upon more death than any other political ideology. It is of no consequence for the likes of Rachel Reeves, hiking the National Insurance tax to such unnecessary levels that it will cost England’s children’s hospices over £5m more every year to barely function. Palliative care, especially for children, is being crippled and on its knees thanks to the unjust NI hikes by Labour’s tax hungry chancellor.

The unsustainable and destructive increase in Employers’ NI Contributions announced in the Halloween Budget ultimately amounts to £134,000 extra in staff bills next year. In total, the cost of providing care will rise by a devastating amount, which will result in drastic staff cuts and essential hospices for children forced to close, or severely inhibit their operations.

Reeves is taxing the UK into oblivion. What kind of stupid moron calls themselves an ‘economist’ by taxing everything to death? This is not how you get ‘economic growth’ this is how you kill the economy and kill the farmers, the kids, and every business trying to survive in an increasingly hostile Britain which is now being led by the heartless and sleazy Labour Party who are more concerned with sponging freebies than making the right decisions.

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