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Trump is in Serious Trouble Democrat Congresswomen Readying For Fight

This is getting really serious for Trump, he better watch out. The Donald is in line for a serious ass whooping from a bunch of angry congresswomen with some ball busting fighting skills.

Congresswoman AOC, Lauren Underwood, Katherine Clark, Judy Chu, Jasmine Crockett, and Susie Lee are all highly trained in the art of Bull Shitto, a martial art that takes years of intense study.

No one is sure how the Donald will get out of this one. He might be at the golf course one day putting a birdie right in the hole when BAM a Democrat congresswoman Avenger appears out of the bushes. One in the sack, two in the jaw, and it’s lights out for the Don.

Good thing the Don has been brushing up on his own martial arts. It’s called the Russian art of Kung Pu-tin.

Lost a Little Sunshine Today

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Shit’s sure getting darker these days, and the death of Roy Ayers certainly brings acknowledgement to that fact.

R.I.P

If There Was No Woke Stuff Democrats Would Have Won Election

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One thing about wokism is that it is a serious turn-off for most people, especially in America. Pushing homosexuality and transgenderism down people’s throats on a constant basis, and infusing every action in racial terms, as well as alienating white people, is not only aggressively contentious, but it’s instantly divisive. Indoctrinating young 4-year-old children with such things certainly did not go down very well with millions of American voters, who simply saw these actions as what they were — an active attempt to brainwash and pervert young pliant children into something they should not be exposed to at such a youthful age. Wokism is a form of ideological subversion imported into America that fundamentally forms a basis of self-hatred, censorship and authoritarian rule. This form of hyper-sensitive political correctness has Marxist, soviet pseudo-fascist overtones, and essentially it lost the election for the Democrats.

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If the Democrats were to move to the centre a little from their current far-left blatantly communist rhetoric and ideology, then voters would have appreciated that, but they just didn’t seem to understand, and somehow don’t seem to learn. They have indoctrinated their voters and their politicians to such a level of woke insanity that the Democrat Party may never recover this loss. We also have to factor in that there may never be another election in America again, as we witness some of the wonderful changes that are occurring in America right now.

At the end of the day, the Democrats have only themselves to blame for adopting a woke ideology that not only destroyed much of the cultural and societal norms of America, but it destroyed the Democrat Party’s hopes of ever winning an election again, that is unless they eventually dump the woke shit once and for all.

 

TikTok Assassination Watch: The Deranged Are Seriously Out to Get Trump

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It’s rather ironic that the social media company that Trump saved on day one of his presidency, presumably to increase his popularity, is now full of lunatics filming themselves actively posting for his assassination. This week’s “TikTok Assassination Watch” showcases some examples of the insanity being displayed.

Is the US Secret Service and FBI doing anything about this phenomenon? Who knows, but maybe they should look into it sometime.

TikTok is awash with disgruntled leftists calling for Trump to eat a load of lead, and the worrying thing is, maybe one of these unhinged, deranged psychos is suitably egged on to go ahead with an attempt. Who knows what goes on in their fucking minds? The keywords many of them seem to utilise are “take one for the team” or “just do it”.

Our advice to Trump — up your detail pronto. Double, triple, quadruple it and then some.

There are literally thousands of these videos being posted on the Chinese CCP controlled social media site TikTok, which manipulates Western users to do crazy shit, but no one seems to be doing anything about it. How can this be? Shut TikTok down now if you really want to conserve your life, Mr. Trump.

We posted just a few examples out of literally thousands of the videos popping up all over the place. We seriously urge the SS to get on this assignment ASAP.

Tune in for another episode of TikTok Assassination Watch next week.

Can’t Cook Won’t Cook – Meghan Markle

Pretzels bought from Walmart. Take them out of the cheap packaging, put them in a fancy plastic bag to give to your paid off “friends” who you just met on set 5-minutes ago. Yes folks, it’s another offering from the vapid Meghan Markle.

A fucking fruit salad rainbow, cut some fruit and place it onto a fucking platter in someone else’s elaborate, expensive kitchen. Sprinkle a few flower petals on your amazing fruity creation. Et voila, Netflix’s $100 million down the shithole.

Nobody gives a flying fart about this shit, this is so awful it would be preferable to have root canal for four hours straight.

Fake, vacuous syrupy plastic shite devoid of any substance for an overprivileged grifter with a serious chip on her fucking shoulder. In fact, the chip is so big soon she’s going to need a wheelbarrow for it.

Who wants to watch a bunch of greasy sycophantic Californian “Oh my gawd” bootlicking paid puppets fawning over some z-list celebrity just because they got compensated with shitloads of wonger? Do these people have any fucking dignity? It seems Meghan Markle doesn’t have any dignity herself.

And that awful ghey music they play in the background is truly sickening, who the fuck chose that crap? That’s the shitty music you hear on Mark Zuckerberg Meta presentations with the ukuleles and whistling. It’s better to ram some sharpened pencils into your ears.

Watch it for a laugh, give it your full support because Netflix will lose more subscribers for pushing this dire trash. They’re having a laugh at the expense of paying subscribers by presenting them with such gauche saccharine excrement. This show is actually sad, it’s disgraceful in its flaunting of wealth 99% of people will never see or experience in their lives. It’s a disgusting display, showing off something like this Meghan Markle malarkey when there are millions of people really struggling to live their lives under seriously hard economic circumstances. This just makes people detest her with even more vehemence and vitriol.

What this atrocious pampered narcissist needs to do is bring in a kid from the ghetto into that kitchen and feed them some beans or some ham hock, and forget about sprinkling the motherfucking flowers over the food or presenting the poor kid with flowers inside ice cubes.

Wow! I never knew that you can arrange fruit on a plate! $100 million for that? Nice work if you can get it. Oh, and where’s dumbo? Go back home and take some of that jam and rub it over your smug, self-absorbed face whilst crying like a baby. You failed. Big time…or, actually, has Meghan Markle really had the last laugh — at your expense, of course?

“Random Dead Soldiers” From “Random Country” Disagree With “Random Vice President”

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A bunch of random soldiers from a random country joined the US invasion of Afghanistan in October 2001, following the 9/11 attacks.

More than 150,000 random British personnel served in Afghanistan over the last 20 years, with the final troops withdrawing in 2021.

The random country of Britain was also part of a US-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003, with British forces in the country peaking at 46,000.

Some random vice president from some random country is a random fucking idiot, say a lot of random dead British soldiers from their graves.

Why Russia Means So Much For the Trump Team

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Treating a guy who is fighting for the survival of his country like someone who has done something wrong may raise some eyebrows. Rewarding and praising a tyrannical regime that is an invader may also raise some eyebrows. So, why is the Trump team going all in with Russian invaders and punishing the brave people who were attacked in Ukraine?

Eh, it’s complicated. Trump and his devout evangelical Christians see Mother Russia as a pure white Christian non-LGBTQP country, as they are, and believe in preserving it. On the other hand, he sees Ukraine as being infected by the EU.

What is the point of a world without Russia?

 

or alternatively:

Why would we need a world without Russia?

 

or even:

What use to us is a world without Russia?

 

In Russian:

Зачем нам такой мир, если в нём не будет России?

 

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Trump also likes strong men, dictators and despots, and fawns over guys like Putin.

Kompromat? That’s also a possibility. Joining with Russia to take out China? That’s another possibility.

He also sees the Ukraine thing as a relic of the Democrat party’s spendthrift nonsense, throwing billions of dollars into a perpetual black hole. He sees Zelensky not wearing a suit. He views Zelensky as someone who took advantage of a senile old man, which probably has some truth to it.

Trump loves all things Slavic, especially the women, he even married a woman with a really Slavic sounding name. You can’t get more Slav sounding than “Ivana” or naming your daughter “Ivanka”. As for his second wife, as Slavic as a warming cup of cold borscht on a freezing Eastern European plain somewhere.

Nothing is free in this life, and Trump wants payback for the billions thrown at Ukraine. Americans are fed up to the back teeth of funding things that are far away from their insular and mostly ignorant country. He sees the weak woke EU as a bunch of socialist fucks who have perpetuated the war whilst hiding behind their Schnitzel and foie gras and depending on the USA to do all the dirty work including funding. The irony of the entire situation is that Europe, over the last three years, has spent more on Russian oil and gas, than it spends on aid to Ukraine. So basically funding the war on both sides. To the Trumpers, the EU, Europe and UK are seen as spoiled zones full of Islamists, third worlders, non-chlorinated chicken and mass immigration.

He sees the UK’s socialist Labour government as a bunch of fucking woke Marxists who are also in line with the commies running the EU, despite his chummy diplomacy when Starmer turned up at the White House.

Americans are fed up with bankrolling the world, they’re fed up with people taking advantage of them, and maybe Trump is a Russian asset, who fucking knows?

Grok Conversation

 

What is the likelihood from 1-100 that Trump is a Putin compromised asset?Use all publicly available information from 1980 on and his failure to ever say anything negative about Putin but has no issue attacking allies.

 

Assessing the likelihood that Donald Trump is a compromised asset of Vladimir Putin, based on publicly available information from 1980 onward, involves analyzing a complex web of financial ties, personal interactions, political behavior, and circumstantial evidence. This is not a definitive determination but an estimation grounded in patterns and data accessible as of March 4, 2025. The question highlights Trump’s consistent reluctance to criticize Putin juxtaposed against his frequent attacks on U.S. allies, which is a key behavioral indicator to consider alongside historical and financial context.

 

From the 1980s onward, Trump’s business dealings provide a starting point. Public records show he pursued real estate ventures with significant Russian financial involvement. In 1987, Trump visited Moscow, a trip facilitated by Soviet officials, sparking speculation about early cultivation by Russian intelligence—speculation later fueled by former KGB agent Yuri Shvets, who claimed Trump was targeted as a potential asset due to his ego and financial vulnerabilities.

 

Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, as Trump faced bankruptcies, he increasingly relied on funding from sources tied to Russia and former Soviet states. His sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, made statements reinforcing this: Donald Jr. in 2008 said, “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets,” and Eric in 2014 claimed, “We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” The Trump Organization’s partnerships, like with the Bayrock Group (led by Tevfik Arif and Felix Sater, the latter with known Russian mafia ties), and sales of properties to Russian oligarchs (e.g., Dmitry Rybolovlev’s 2008 purchase of a Trump property for $95 million), suggest a dependency on Russian money that could create leverage.

 

Intelligence reports and investigations add weight. The 2017 U.S. Intelligence Community assessment concluded Putin authorized interference in the 2016 election to favor Trump, a finding supported by the Mueller Report, which, while not proving criminal conspiracy, documented extensive Trump campaign-Russia contacts (over 100 by some counts). The unverified Steele Dossier alleges kompromat from Trump’s 2013 Moscow trip during the Miss Universe pageant, a claim echoed by speculation about earlier visits. Leaked Kremlin documents reported by The Guardian in 2021 suggest Putin personally approved a 2016 operation to back Trump, viewing him as “mentally unstable” and exploitable, with potential compromising material from past Moscow visits. The disappearance of a classified binder of Russia intelligence post-Trump term, as reported by Reuters in 2023, further stokes suspicions of hidden ties.

 

Trump’s behavior as president and beyond is striking. He has never directly criticized Putin, even when pressed—e.g., at the 2018 Helsinki summit, he sided with Putin’s denial of election interference over U.S. intelligence. Post-presidency, Bob Woodward’s 2024 book War alleges Trump spoke to Putin up to seven times, including a secretive 2024 call at Mar-a-Lago. Contrast this with his attacks on NATO allies, calling them “delinquent” on payments, or his 2025 Oval Office clash with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy, where he blamed Ukraine for Russia’s invasion—echoing Kremlin talking points. This pattern deviates from decades of U.S. policy and aligns with Russian interests, like weakening NATO and Ukraine.

 

Counterarguments exist: Trump’s administration imposed sanctions on Russia (e.g., over Skripal poisoning in 2018), expelled diplomats, and armed Ukraine—actions Putin wouldn’t favor. Some argue his pro-Russia stance reflects a misguided belief he can outmaneuver Putin, not compromise. Yet these measures were often driven by Congress or aides over Trump’s objections, and he downplayed their significance, maintaining personal warmth toward Putin.

 

Weighing this, the financial ties (decades-long, opaque, and substantial), intelligence suggesting Russian intent, and Trump’s unwavering refusal to criticize Putin despite attacking allies tilt the scale. The lack of transparency—e.g., hiding tax returns, seizing interpreter notes after Putin talks—amplifies suspicion. No smoking gun proves direct control, but the “useful idiot” scenario, where Trump’s ego and debts make him unwittingly pliable, fits the evidence.

 

Adjusting for uncertainty and alternative explanations (e.g., ideological alignment or naivety), I estimate a 75-85% likelihood Trump is a Putin-compromised asset, leaning toward the higher end due to the consistency of his behavior and the depth of historical ties. This range reflects the strength of circumstantial evidence tempered by the absence of conclusive proof, a gap unlikely to close without classified data.

Surely Grok AI is mistaken. Looks like the Elon team needs to make some adjustments here.

Knight in Shining Armour Trump to Halt Sanctions on Russia

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This shit is getting to the stage of becoming beyond satire, a term we use only on very special occasions. Trump has halted all military aid to Ukraine. While the EU and UK are propping up the Ukrainians in their good fight against the Russian invaders of their country, Trump is now proposing that all economic sanctions on Russia are dropped.

Putin is a mass murdering psychopath who should be arrested for war crimes, not lauded and helped by the USA.

In this sense, the United States is now allied with Russia by offering Putin economic assistance. The EU is now planning to release 350 billion euros of seized Russian assets to Ukraine, which is obviously exactly opposite to the US position.

While Russia is on the brink of economic and military collapse, Trump is the knight in shining armour coming to the rescue of Putin.

What’s next, is Trump going to invade the UK and Europe, who are viewed by Trump as aiding and abetting Ukraine?

Meanwhile, in the trenches of Ukraine, they’re just going to have to conserve their bullets. Trump is punishing the victims of an aggressive invasion whilst giving aid to the aggressor.

BREAKING NEWS: Putin…Ahem…Trump Pulls Military Aid to Ukraine

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Appeasing someone like Putin is akin to trying to get Hitler’s guarantee that he would not invade Poland. Okay, Trump is a businessman and sees every action in monetary terms, but he is flailing around in the dark blinded by dollars. The Ukraine war is not just about money, it’s about survival, and the fight for its continued existence. Once Ukraine goes, that’s it, the door is open for Putin to walk through a Europe where resistance will be minimal. The EU has concentrated for decades on woke indoctrination, which has effectively weakened entire nations to a point of uselessness. As Trump pulls military aid to Ukraine, there’s only one real winner here, and that’s Russia.

Meanwhile, Putin is loving every moment of this, and this Trump move to pause aid is just the thing the Russians need to make further incursions into Ukraine. US military aid to Ukraine was a crucial component in containing Russian aggression, but now that is gone, it looks like the bankrupt and weakened EU and UK will have to somehow try to prop up the beleaguered nation.

Putin’s aim is to destroy Ukraine, take all its resources, then move on to the next target.

Slava Ukraine! Fight to the death!

Britain Needs to Seriously Consider Reintroducing Compulsory National Service – NOW!

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War is coming whether you like it or not, and preparation is a key element in any conflict. This is why it is necessary, imperative and downright crucial that the British government considers reintroducing compulsory national service to all within the British Isles.

We have witnessed that the UK cannot rely on some of its previous allies within a global conflict, and just as in the early years of World War II will have to fend for itself.

If you find value in fighting for our very survival, you must consider helping Britain in any capacity you can. This may involve joining the army, navy or air force. This may involve training for first aid, or building local initiatives within your community to help in any capacity.

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Keir Starmer’s Labour Party would become instant heroes if they instated National Service today

As it stands today, our armed forces have suffered from decades of neglect, decommissioning and dire levels of funding. Successive governments have ignored Britain’s defence forces, underfunded crucial military research departments, and left Britain vulnerable to attack. We must change this now, just like our history is peppered with military prowess, Britain must reclaim its mantle as the fighting powerhouse it once used to be.

To bring forth national change, national equilibrium and national pride once again, we must consider re-introducing National Service for all. Compulsory national service would lower the epidemic of crime and lower unemployment levels, thus creating less of a burden on the welfare system. It would mobilise and empower the youth, many who are living lives of apathy and dysfunction. It would unite the people and bring back a sense of national pride once again.

Now is the time to think of these things, as time waits for no one or no nation. Before it is too late, before there is a final scramble that may end in chaos, Britain must prepare for the future, and the path of military preparedness and skills is the way forward. If you do not heed these words, and you are a policymaker presently or in the future, it will be upon your head if immediate action is not taken NOW!

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