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Why Elon Triggered Woke Leftists With Hand Gesture

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Why Elon Triggered Woke Leftists With Hand Gesture

Triggering the woke leftist mob is not a hard thing to do, however, it is a necessary requirement in this mentally unstable age. Collective psychosis is a very real thing, especially within the confines of the internet echo chambers. All it takes is a simple hand to the heart and then an outstretched arm and boom, the labels start flying as the permanently triggered and infuriated mob of mentally ill woke cultists all start shouting the word Nazi around the place. The funny thing about all of this is that many of the woke socialists who follow the cult blindly do not realise that Nazi stands for National Socialism. The Nazis were socialists as much as the far-left wokists are right now.

cat heilYes, the Nazis were obsessed with race, but so are the woke socialists of today obsessed with race. What the triggered woke leftists are doing these days is constantly delineating and dividing groups of people and labelling them, which is what Hitler was doing in the 1930s-the 40s. The forced integration by wokists of populations creates more hatred and racism, it creates discord and violence upon indigenous populations, fostering an increased level of racial tension. This is why there is a justifiable backlash against DEI in America right now, because merit and ability are denied and supplanted by racism from the wokists who claim to be doing good by “fighting racism”. The woke are so blinded by their Marxist soviet hyper-sensitive political correctness that they themselves cannot see that “they” are as racist as Hitler was, or even more racist.

Victory gestures have been around for thousands of years, and far be it for the Squib to actively defend a man like Elon Musk, he seemed pretty happy out on the podium and was celebrating. Call it what you want, a Roman salute, an Il Duce, a Hitler Sieg Heil, or just someone who was fucking happy, or someone who was happy and thought he would trigger a shitload of people for fun. Does it really matter?

The truth is, is that there are differences in races, but this is just a fact. You cannot change it. We are not equal as a human race, and never will be, but that’s the beauty of humanity and biological nature.

Harry Now Wants Meghan to Move to Amsterdam

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Harry Now Wants Meghan to Move to Amsterdam

The position for the two grifters in America is now becoming more tenuous, especially after Donald Trump has taken the reins of power from Sleepy Joe. Allegations of bullying from multiple staff sources by serial schizoid narcissist Meghan Markle aren’t helping the issue either. Harry is fed up, he just wants to chill and do drugs without any comebacks. With Trump breathing down his neck, Montecito could be out of the question and Amsterdam could be on the private jet list for a one way trip.

harry cocaine face colombian drug cartel“Harry loves to snort Charlie, and he especially loves to do magic mushrooms and smoke ganja. Maybe do a bit of speed in the afternoon to pick things up a bit, and some acid tabs on the weekend. His main thang is yayo though, he can’t get enough of that chichi, especially on those private jet rides with a few glasses of champers. I heard, on one flight, he even snorted a few lines off Meghan’s ass cheek. It’s all above board stuff in Hollywood, but since the goddamn religious freaks are now in charge of the good ol’ U.S. of A, it’s all gone to shit!” a Hollywood drug dealer revealed.

America now seems rather restricted, and this is why Amsterdam is now on the agenda.

In Amsterdam, it’s so liberal that the police help you pick up your stash if you drop a load in front of them by accident. Hard drugs are more available than candy, and they pioneered drug cafés where you can smoke hash all day without anyone batting an eyelid.

Want to do something heavier? Amsterdam’s liberal drug policies even give out free drug paraphernalia like syringes and methadone if you’re out of the Afghan, and there are designated areas specifically for shooting up.

For Harry, Amsterdam would be like a fucking drug paradise where he could indulge in the things he loves doing, whilst Meghan stays on at home in the kitchen filming Netflix cookery shows. She better cook some of those delightful hash cakes though, huh!

In his autobiography ‘Spare’ Harry describes in detail about his penchant for taking copious amounts of drugs, and it is obvious that he misses those carefree days. Looks like the clock is ticking, though, they better get on it before that Trump guy comes a knockin’,

 

CLEAN SLATE – Trump Demolishes 78 Biden Policies With One Swipe

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CLEAN SLATE – Trump Demolishes 78 Biden Policies With One Swipe

The 47th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump just dumped 78 Biden policies with a single swipe of the pen sending them into the garbage dump of inequity. It’s as if Biden was never president, but we all know, he never was president and was controlled completely by Obama and (Dr) Jill Biden.

    • Freeze federal regulations
    • Freeze on federal hiring
    • Federal workers must return to full-time in-person work immediately
    • Directive to address the cost of living crisis
    • Withdrawal from the Paris Climate Treaty
    • Directive to restore Free Speech and eliminate government censorship
    • Directive to end government weaponization against political opponents

Recission of harmful Biden executive orders and actions

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To commence the policies that will make our Nation united, fair, safe, and prosperous again, it is the policy of the United States to restore common sense to the Federal Government and unleash the potential of the American citizen.  The revocations within this order will be the first of many steps the United States Federal Government will take to repair our institutions and our economy.

Sec. 2.  Revocation of Orders and Actions.  The following executive actions are hereby revoked:

  • Executive Order 13985 of January 20, 2021 (Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government).
  • Executive Order 13986 of January 20, 2021 (Ensuring a Lawful and Accurate Enumeration and Apportionment Pursuant to the Decennial Census).
  • Executive Order 13987 of January 20, 2021 (Organizing and Mobilizing the United States Government To Provide a Unified and Effective Response To Combat COVID-19 and To Provide United States Leadership on Global Health and Security).
  • Executive Order 13988 of January 20, 2021 (Preventing and Combating Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Sexual Orientation).
  • Executive Order 13989 of January 20, 2021 (Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Personnel).
  • Executive Order 13990 of January 20, 2021 (Protecting Public Health and the Environment and Restoring Science To Tackle the Climate Crisis).
  • Executive Order 13992 of January 20, 2021 (Revocation of Certain Executive Orders Concerning Federal Regulation).
  • Executive Order 13993 of January 20, 2021 (Revision of Civil Immigration Enforcement Policies and Priorities).
  • Executive Order 13995 of January 21, 2021 (Ensuring an Equitable Pandemic Response and Recovery).
  • Executive Order 13996 of January 21, 2021 (Establishing the COVID-19 Pandemic Testing Board and Ensuring a Sustainable Public Health Workforce for COVID-19 and Other Biological Threats).
  • Executive Order 13997 of January 21, 2021 (Improving and Expanding Access to Care and Treatments for COVID-19).
  • Executive Order 13999 of January 21, 2021 (Protecting Worker Health and Safety).
  • Executive Order 14000 of January 21, 2021 (Supporting the Reopening and Continuing Operation of Schools and Early Childhood Education Providers).
  • Executive Order 14002 of January 22, 2021 (Economic Relief Related to the COVID-19 Pandemic).
  • Executive Order 14003 of January 22, 2021 (Protecting the Federal Workforce).
  • Executive Order 14004 of January 25, 2021 (Enabling All Qualified Americans To Serve Their Country in Uniform).
  • Executive Order 14006 of January 26, 2021 (Reforming Our Incarceration System To Eliminate the Use of Privately Operated Criminal Detention Facilities).
  • Executive Order 14007 of January 27, 2021 (President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology).
  • Executive Order 14008 of January 27, 2021 (Tackling the Climate Crisis at Home and Abroad).
  • Executive Order 14009 of January 28, 2021 (Strengthening Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act).
  • Executive Order 14010 of February 2, 2021 (Creating a Comprehensive Regional Framework To Address the Causes of Migration, To Manage Migration Throughout North and Central America, and To Provide Safe and Orderly Processing of Asylum Seekers at the United States Border).
  • Executive Order 14011 of February 2, 2021 (Establishment of Interagency Task Force on the Reunification of Families).
  • Executive Order 14012 of February 2, 2021 (Restoring Faith in Our Legal Immigration Systems and Strengthening Integration and Inclusion Efforts for New Americans).
  • Executive Order 14013 of February 4, 2021 (Rebuilding and Enhancing Programs To Resettle Refugees and Planning for the Impact of Climate Change on Migration).
  • Executive Order 14015 of February 14, 2021 (Establishment of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships).
  • Executive Order 14018 of February 24, 2021 (Revocation of Certain Presidential Actions).
  • Executive Order 14019 of March 7, 2021 (Promoting Access to Voting).
  • Executive Order 14020 of March 8, 2021 (Establishment of the White House Gender Policy Council).
  • Executive Order 14021 of March 8, 2021 (Guaranteeing an Educational Environment Free From Discrimination on the Basis of Sex, Including Sexual Orientation or Gender Identity).
  • Executive Order 14022 of April 1, 2021 (Termination of Emergency With Respect to the International Criminal Court).
  • Executive Order 14023 of April 9, 2021 (Establishment of the Presidential Commission on the Supreme Court of the United States).
  • Executive Order 14027 of May 7, 2021 (Establishment of the Climate Change Support Office).
  • Executive Order 14029 of May 14, 2021 (Revocation of Certain Presidential Actions and Technical Amendment).
  • Executive Order 14030 of May 20, 2021 (Climate-Related Financial Risk).
  • Executive Order 14031 of May 28, 2021 (Advancing Equity, Justice, and Opportunity for Asian Americans, Native Hawaiians, and Pacific Islanders).
  • Executive Order 14035 of June 25, 2021 (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility in the Federal Workforce).
  • Executive Order 14037 of August 5, 2021 (Strengthening American Leadership in Clean Cars and Trucks).
  • Executive Order 14044 of September 13, 2021 (Amending Executive Order 14007).
  • Executive Order 14045 of September 13, 2021 (White House Initiative on Advancing Educational Equity, Excellence, and Economic Opportunity for Hispanics).
  • Executive Order 14049 of October 11, 2021 (White House Initiative on Advancing Educational Equity, Excellence, and Economic Opportunity for Native Americans and Strengthening Tribal Colleges and Universities).
  • Executive Order 14050 of October 19, 2021 (White House Initiative on Advancing Educational Equity, Excellence, and Economic Opportunity for Black Americans).
  • Executive Order 14052 of November 15, 2021 (Implementation of the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act).
  • Executive Order 14055 of November 18, 2021 (Nondisplacement of Qualified Workers Under Service Contracts).
  • Executive Order 14057 of December 8, 2021 (Catalyzing Clean Energy Industries and Jobs Through Federal Sustainability).
  • Executive Order 14060 of December 15, 2021 (Establishing the United States Council on Transnational Organized Crime).
  • Executive Order 14069 of March 15, 2022 (Advancing Economy, Efficiency, and Effectiveness in Federal Contracting by Promoting Pay Equity and Transparency).
  • Executive Order 14070 of April 5, 2022 (Continuing To Strengthen Americans’ Access to Affordable, Quality Health Coverage).
  • Executive Order 14074 of May 25, 2022 (Advancing Effective, Accountable Policing and Criminal Justice Practices To Enhance Public Trust and Public Safety).
  • Executive Order 14075 of June 15, 2022 (Advancing Equality for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex Individuals).
  • Executive Order 14082 of September 12, 2022 (Implementation of the Energy and Infrastructure Provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022).
  • Executive Order 14084 of September 30, 2022 (Promoting the Arts, the Humanities, and Museum and Library Services).
  • Executive Order 14087 of October 14, 2022 (Lowering Prescription Drug Costs for Americans).
  • Executive Order 14089 of December 13, 2022 (Establishing the President’s Advisory Council on African Diaspora Engagement in the United States).
  • Executive Order 14091 of February 16, 2023 (Further Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of March 13, 2023 (Withdrawal of Certain Areas off the United States Arctic Coast of the Outer Continental Shelf from Oil or Gas Leasing).
  • Executive Order 14094 of April 6, 2023 (Modernizing Regulatory Review).
  • Executive Order 14096 of April 21, 2023 (Revitalizing Our Nation’s Commitment to Environmental Justice for All).
  • Executive Order 14099 of May 9, 2023 (Moving Beyond COVID-19 Vaccination Requirements for Federal Workers).
  • Executive Order 14110 of October 30, 2023 (Safe, Secure, and Trustworthy Development and Use of Artificial Intelligence).
  • Executive Order 14115 of February 1, 2024 (Imposing Certain Sanctions on Persons Undermining Peace, Security, and Stability in the West Bank).
  • Executive Order 14124 of July 17, 2024 (White House Initiative on Advancing Educational Equity, Excellence, and Economic Opportunity Through Hispanic-Serving Institutions).
  • Executive Order 14134 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Department of Agriculture).
  • Executive Order 14135 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Department of Homeland Security).
  • Executive Order 14136 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Department of Justice).
  • Executive Order 14137 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Department of the Treasury).
  • Executive Order 14138 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Office of Management and Budget).
  • Executive Order 14139 of January 3, 2025 (Providing an Order of Succession Within the Office of the National Cyber Director).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the Council on Environmental Quality to Act as Chairman).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the Office of Personnel Management to Act as Director).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the Office of Science and Technology Policy to Act as Director).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the United States Agency for Global Media to Act as Chief Executive Officer).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the United States Agency for International Development to Act as Administrator).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 3, 2025 (Designation of Officials of the United States International Development Finance Corporation to Act as Chief Executive Officer).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 6, 2025 (Withdrawal of Certain Areas of the United States Outer Continental Shelf from Oil or Natural Gas Leasing).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 6, 2025 (Withdrawal of Certain Areas of the United States Outer Continental Shelf from Oil or Natural Gas Leasing).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 14, 2025 (Certification of Rescission of Cuba’s Designation as a State Sponsor of Terrorism).
  • The Presidential Memorandum of January 14, 2025 (Revocation of National Security Presidential Memorandum 5).
  • Executive Order 14143 of January 16, 2025 (Providing for the Appointment of Alumni of AmeriCorps to the Competitive Service).

Sec. 3.  Implementation.  (a)  To effectuate the revocations described in section 2 of this order, the heads of each agency shall take immediate steps to end Federal implementation of unlawful and radical DEI ideology.

(b)  The Director of the Domestic Policy Council (DPC) and the Director of the National Economic Council (NEC) shall review all Federal Government actions taken pursuant to the orders, memoranda, and proclamations listed in section 2 of this order and take necessary steps to rescind, replace, or amend such actions as appropriate.  Within 45 days of the date of this order, the Director of the DPC and the Director of the NEC shall submit to the President an additional list of orders, memoranda, and proclamations issued by the prior administration that should be rescinded, as well as a list of replacement orders, memoranda, or proclamations, to increase American prosperity.

(c)  The National Security Advisor (NSA) shall immediately begin a complete and thorough review of all National Security Memoranda (NSMs) issued from January 20, 2021, through January 20, 2025, for harm to national security, domestic resilience, and American values.  No later than 45 days from the date of this order, the NSA shall recommend to the President NSMs for rescission.

Sec. 4.  General Provisions.  (a)  Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:

(i)   the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or

(ii)  the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.

(b)  This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.

(c)  This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

THE WHITE HOUSE,

    January 20, 2025.

TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER WITHDRAWING US FROM WHO

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TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER WITHDRAWING US FROM WHO

You don’t get bigger than that one on day one — Trump has signed an executive order withdrawing the US from the World Health Organisation (WHO), a major arm of the United Nations.

“Ooh! That’s a big one!”

STORY DEVELOPING …

BREAKING: Massive Caravan Moving Towards US Southern Border

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BREAKING: Massive Caravan Moving Towards US Southern Border

Reports are coming through of a massive caravan of illegal immigrants from South America moving through Mexico towards the US southern border crossing within hours of the Trump inauguration.

The exact numbers of the caravan are not yet known, but are in the thousands.

It is not known what will happen when they do reach the border crossing into the US, as Trump has probably not had enough time to implement some kind of policy regarding illegal immigration yet. The US border policy is probably still one of open borders, dating back to the Biden administration’s policies, which let in over 15 million illegal immigrants into the US under his disastrous tenure.

Trump is okay with legal immigration because the US is going to need workers for manufacturing jobs when companies build factories in the US to avoid trade tariffs. Illegal immigration is not something Trump is looking for in any way.

No Respect Britain Deserves Everything it Gets

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No Respect Britain Deserves Everything it Gets

If the people who govern Britain, and the people who live in Britain have no respect for themselves or their own country, then it stands that no one else will have respect for Britain, and it deserves every misfortune that it brings upon itself.

Socialists and progressives detest Britain, they detest its history and they inherently detest its people.

Not only that, the woke socialist Marxists hate themselves, they want to teach children in schools to hate their own skin, to hate their own gender and to hate everything about the country they are living in.

Will there be a day when the fucking socialists are sent packing, when they are thrown from the parapets of schools and universities, ostracised and ejected from all institutions and parliament?

One day something has to be done, something has to give.

 

Let Us Hope For Peace in Ukraine and the Middle East

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Let Us Hope For Peace in Ukraine and the Middle East

War is a messy business, and there is no single factor for peace. To this end, let us hope that the seemingly perpetual horrid meat grinder trench warfare of the Ukraine ends, and the insanity witnessed in the Middle East finds some kind of common ground in peace.

Yes, Putin wants Ukraine, but even he must see the futility in his actions by sending hundreds of thousands of Russians into a slaughterhouse where they are mutilated by drone bombs as they send in wave after wave of desperate conscripts to their needless deaths.

Can Trump change things for the better? Who knows? Anything is better than Sleepy Joe, a shuffling vegetable. Don’t forget to liberate the UK while you’re at it, Donald.

Britons Begging Donald Trump to Invade and Liberate the UK

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Britons Begging Donald Trump to Invade and Liberate the UK

Watching Biden and Kamala, along with Hillary Clinton and the other Democrats cringe with disgust at the front row of the inauguration of Donald J. Trump, was a joy to watch. There was no Starmer present, or member of the awful Labour Party, as they are deemed as enemies of democracy, freedom and business and were duly barred from the ceremony. Millions of suffering Britons are now literally begging America to invade and liberate the UK from a wicked tyranny that has befallen the country.

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Many people in the dilapidated, ruined UK are now begging for liberation from the devastating hell of being ruled by the catastrophic Keir Starmer and monstrous Rachel Reeves. The entire Cabinet of the Labour Party are committing unconscionable crimes against the population daily, as Britain, a once great nation, is imprisoned by these socialist, Marxist brutes.

Donald J. Trump we appeal to the might of America for liberation, as Britain is entrenched in a dastardly, horrific woke tyranny never before witnessed in any supposedly Western country.

Please save this nation from the Marxists, for they have insidiously come into power through lies and trickery.

As the troops landed in Normandy to liberate France on June 6, 1944, we implore America to save the mother country, Britain, from a pestilence and indignity brought upon by a dark evil that these shores have never witnessed ever before in our long history. Please invade and liberate the UK before time runs out.

God Bless America!

 

Trump: “I’ve got a little list!”

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Trump: “I’ve got a little list!”

He’s back in town, the Teflon Don, and this time he ain’t meddling around, this time there will be no prisoners, this time the orange peril means business. The Don’s got a little list, well actually it’s kind of a big list, and every day it will get longer we are sure. The executive order bonanza will also be something to watch out for.

What’s on this list, you may ask?

Well, it’s not rocket science or anything, it’s a list of people who fucked with the Don, people who put him in the crosshairs, people who weaponised the system against him, people who corrupted government departments for their own gain, and just plain assholes who made life difficult for the Don in the past.

Here’s a small sample of some of the names that are on that list:

Jack Smith – a weaponised Justice Dept. asshole who is owed karma.

Letitia James – another DEI going down.

Arthur F. Engoron – buh byeee.

Alvin L. Bragg – an election interfering scumbag.

Fani T. Willis – impeach this DEI with haste.

Liz Cheney – a meddling neocon rug muncher.

The entire Jan. 6 committee – treason for making a stink out of nothing much.

Gen. Mark A. Milley – treason.

Michael D. Cohen – a rat.

John Bolton – the moustache itself justifies arrest, plus a snitch.

James Comey – a corrupt FBI goon.

Andrew McCabe – another corrupt FBI goon.

Peter Strzok – Russian BS agent.

51 former top intelligence officials — including former Obama officials John O. Brennan, James R. Clapper Jr. and Leon Panetta.

Mark Zuckerberg – on the watch list, but he kissed the ring — so OK for now.

Sleazy Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden and his family – too much to list here.

Barack Obama – pillow biter Barry and Big Mike are in a world of trouble.

Vice President Kamala Harris – woke salad Kameltoe.

“Crooked” Hillary Clinton – no explanation needed.

Adam B. Schiff – false impeachment asshole.

Nancy Pelosi – with a face like that!

Harry and Meghan – the grief grifters might be in trouble, especially with drugs.

DEI – Merit system will be back, no more BS.

Keir Starmer, Mandy, Lammy, Labour – Sending 100 Labour activists to undermine the Trump election was not a good idea, neither was calling Trump a “dangerous fascist“.

Sadiq Khan – This worm has it coming to him so bad.

AOC – No, she’s not going to the inauguration of a “rapist“.

Etc …

New Film “28 Years After Starmer” Looks into Horrible Future

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New Film “28 Years After Starmer” Looks into Horrible Future

Keir Starmer served as the inspiration behind the latest British zombie apocalypse film – 28 Years After Starmer, a writer has revealed.

Ballex Marland, the co-creator of the upcoming horror movie, ’28 Years After Starmer’, alongside Gammy Arseboils, the director, said he was influenced to write the script after only six months of the Keir Starmer Labour government.

The screenwriter, admitted that policies employed by the likes of Rachel Reeves and Starmer, served as a greater inspiration for the film’s apocalyptic material than Covid did.

Speaking to Empire magazine, he said: “Covid was particularly unpleasant, but Starmer exemplifies a horrific nightmare much worse than that.”

’28 Years After Starmer’ portrays Britain as an utterly ruined, grim apocalyptic landscape where zombies roam the destroyed streets and the concreted over former countryside areas are littered with abandoned derelict wind farms. Britain, according to Marland, never recovers from the economic hell created by Starmer and his team of far-left Marxist nutcases and eco-zealots.

Marland and Arseboils are Marxists themselves, and fully appreciate that communism creates unimaginable levels of suffering and horror, and they both wanted to celebrate this ideal in the new film. They are also staunch EU fanatics and believe that rejoining the crumbling soviet bloc will further ruin the UK.

“We’re all communists now. We will own nothing and be happy about it. The EU exemplifies the Soviet Union of nations within a collectivist communist Great Reset, Net Zero utopia, and we wanted to celebrate this utopian soviet dream with everything in ruins, severe poverty and utter destruction of all society.”

Hopefully the film will never be released, but in the unlikely event that it is, don’t go to see it. 28 Years After Starmer – release date is yet to be announced.

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