The White House has announced that Donald J. Trump is considering becoming the next Pope of the Catholic Church after Pope Francis sadly passed away yesterday.
The Holy See in the Vatican received the news just a few hours ago, and the 120 cardinals who are debating if Trump should be the new Pope are still in their closed meeting.
Cardinal Barry Biden of Delaware made some encouraging comments regarding Trump’s ascendancy to sainthood as the new pontiff.
“Ice cream! Ice cream! Crack pipe! Hunter! Burisma! 10 percent! Big guy! Orange! Hmmmm, yucka, yucka, ding-dong!”
Here’s to the next Pope — Donald Trump.
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Pope Trump would be great fun he might do DOGE on all the pedos in the catholic church. Would anyone be left though?
Donald Trump as the next pope? And Stormy Daniels as the Virgin Mary. LOLOLO
Seriously what is it with Trump does he have any idea how idiotic he looks by copying you guys? It works with you because you do it right but when his bozos copy you it looks like cr-p.
Have you guys seen this?
Check it out.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdrg8zkz8d0o
GOD HELP US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!