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The Reckoning Has Begun: Trump’s Second Term to Bring Unprecedented Accountability

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The Reckoning Has Begun: Trump’s Second Term to Bring Unprecedented Accountability

A historic moment is upon us. With the world watching, the corrupt institutions that have long manipulated and deceived the public are finally being exposed. President Donald Trump, now battle-hardened and unrelenting, has returned for his second term—not to play politics, but to deliver justice. This time, the gloves are off, and those who thought they could walk away unscathed will face the consequences and accountability of their actions.

Next phase – Accountability

Elon Musk and the DOGE team have ripped the veil off a system that has been stealing from the people for decades with USAID, revealing their sinister tactics and unchecked abuses of power. Trump has done more than just pull back the curtain—he has stepped into the arena, fully prepared for the final battle. The far-left controlled deep state is cornered, and their days are numbered. There will be arrests. There will be trials. There will be consequences.

This isn’t 2016. Trump is no longer manoeuvring within their rigged system—he is dismantling it. He has taken direct aim at the entrenched establishment that has sought to destroy him since the day he stepped into office. They failed. They tried to imprison him. They even tried to kill him. Now, their time is up.

Elon Musk knows what’s at stake. When asked in an interview before the election with Tucker Carlson what would happen if Trump didn’t return to power, Musk didn’t hesitate: “I’m finished.” He understood what the rest of us already knew—the corrupt forces will not stop unless they are stopped. Their desperation was proof of their guilt. They saw the storm coming, and for the first time in modern history, they were afraid. Why did Biden abuse his presidential pardon privileges before he was dismissed in disgrace? Well, what’s happening now, and will happen in the future, will bring up some serious evidence to the level of corruption these people have been indulging in for so long without any form of controls.

Trump and Musk aren’t doing this for wealth or personal gain. They are writing their names into history, securing their legacies as men who stood up when others cowered. True immortality is not about living forever—it’s about being remembered for reshaping the world. The movement they have ignited is unstoppable. Where Trump and Musk will go down in history as heroes, Biden and Obama will go down in history as villains.

Behind the scenes, the final pieces are being put into place. Kash Patel is ready. Pam Bondi is ready. The legal framework is set. The indictments will come. The arrests will follow. The corrupt Democrats who thought they were untouchable will soon learn that no one is above the law. The American people have waited long enough.

This is not just a political shift—it is a revolution. The far-left hierarchy, who have lived off the suffering of ordinary people for generations, are facing their day of reckoning. Freedom, fairness, and prosperity—concepts they once mocked—are now on the horizon. The tide has turned.

Netflix, Hollywood, and the corrupt corporate media are already feeling the backlash. Once powerful institutions are scrambling, banning those who speak truth, silencing opposition, and clinging to their last remnants of control. But it won’t save them. Their influence is collapsing. The people see through their lies.

The deep state’s greatest mistake was underestimating Trump. They thought he was just another politician. They were wrong. He is the catalyst of the greatest awakening in modern history.

Now, as everything comes to a head, we must be prepared. The next phase is here. The accountability stage — the arrests, the trials, the downfall of those who have abused their power for far too long—it is all within reach. The warm-up is over.

The reckoning has begun.

Daily Squib Would Have Gone Woke For $100 Million USAID

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Daily Squib Would Have Gone Woke For $100 Million USAID

Dayum! Seeing the list of people given billions of USAID U.S. taxpayer dollars for spreading woke, gay, BLM, Metoo and transgender propaganda, for a $100 million the Daily Squib would have been promoting that shit too.

Why did we not hear about this crap? Over 4,100 news outlets were receiving billions of dollars of US taxpayer cash to promote woke LGBTQP and far-leftist propaganda for decades, and we were not in on it, or even considered for the list. Shit, for that kind of money we would have had rainbows and BLM, LGBTQP stories all over the Squib. We missed out on the USAID bonanza, how the hell are we going to live that one down?

The irony of the whole situation is that we were saying stuff like “Go Woke Go Broke” when those guys were literally swimming in USAID bribes from the U.S. taxpayer. They must have been giggling all the way to their penthouses.

Imagine all the far-leftists driving around in their Ferraris and Porsches funded by USAID, and many of the Squib staffers barely can afford a bicycle.

Well, that’s the price for having some integrity, huh.

Seriously, we would never accept any US taxpayer cash stolen and redistributed (laundered) in the form of USAID. This despicable act actually sickens us, and is more akin to theft from decent, hard-working Americans. Especially as the US is in debt for nearly $40 trillion, it’s a disgusting act of corruption that Big Balls and Elon Musk have uncovered. Bless those guys, and thanks to Trump for uncovering the biggest crime ever investigated in US state history.

Yes, the Daily Squib is poor, but at least we did not rip off the US taxpayers for billions.

Why Rappers Wear Chains

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Why Rappers Wear Chains

Rappers often wear gold chains with large pendants as a symbol of their success and wealth, as is this rapper eating fried chicken in the middle of a road.

As the cars drive by, he revels in his success as a rapper in the world of rap music.

It is a highly idealistic lifestyle for African Americans, and exemplifies their status in black high society.

Why do rappers wear chains?

Rappers wear jewellery to flex, show off their wealth, and make a spectacle of their disposable income.

They also wear jewellery to commemorate, money, greed, low morality, laziness, sexual perversion, drugs, and crime which are all things celebrated by rappers.

In fact, the more vulgar the display of their chains and jewellery, the higher the status they assume within the black community.

“I’m not certain what type of metal the gentleman in the video is wearing as a chain around his neck, but I could safely guess it is possibly faux gold-plated. If he were to get the metal wet, and it turned green, this would confirm my hypothesis. It’s perfectly fine to wear fake jewellery, many of my rapper clients like to fake it because everything is out on loan, or they simply trash their money away as soon as they get some cash,” Ron Goldberg, an Atlanta jeweller revealed after viewing the video of the rapper.

Why the Socialist Big State is Necessary for Labour to Function

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Why the Socialist Big State is Necessary for Labour to Function

Labour are doing the right thing for Big State employees and civil servants, they are securing the loyalty of the staff to the Labour ideology of Marxist socialism with massive pay rises, payoffs and increases to gold-plated pension plans, to concrete the elements of this system and hard-wire it into government and Marxist unions permanently, because when they do that, even if they are ousted from power somehow, they will have the loyalty of the civil service in their pockets at all times. By solidifying Labourite power into the system, any government that comes into power will always find it nigh on impossible to retract any of the prohibitive, damaging laws that Labour brought in during their tenure. We saw this in action after the 2016 EU Referendum, where Brexit was nearly deleted from existence by parliament and by the deep state civil servants. Even when Boris Johnson came into power with a large mandate from voters, he was thwarted at every point by the civil service. In fact, it was the civil service who also ejected Johnson, because he was seen as a threat to their order. The staunchly socialist Marxist civil service then only had to wait for Sunak to lose the election and Labour to come back into power to continue the slow ‘exit out of Brexit’ process, which is currently taking place. Brexit never really happened, and it will never happen now that Labour are moving towards complete union with the EU, utilising the step-by-step process where large overt moves will be avoided until it is too late for anyone to care or do anything any more. Therefore, governance by the socialist, Marxist Labour machine relies solely on a bloated Big State apparatus, and no successive government or entity has ever had the power to do anything about cleaning out this monstrosity, this behemoth bureaucratic socialist nightmare ever since the days of Clement Atlee. Labour knows that time is on their side, and with time comes apathy. Utilising apathy as a means to conduct ever closer union to the EU is the primary modus operandi of Labour under the current leadership. Rachel Reeves, the Chancellor, is all too happy to destroy the private sector, to destroy entrepreneurship and to destroy the last vestiges of small businesses struggling to survive under an environment of taxation upon taxation and ridiculous regulations upon regulations. Labour does not care about the private sector or the so-called ‘growth’, it only cares about the state and its party. They’ll just keep borrowing money ad infinitum, and continue on. Labour cares less for the people of Britain than its various schemes outside the UK, and it cares more for the call of the EU soviet bloc than any other country. As for the USA, for Labour, the American administration under Donald J. Trump is now viewed as the ultimate enemy and danger to their plans. Why do you think they were adamant in sending Mandelson, one of the most corrupt and devious characters in global politics, to be the ambassador in Washington? Why did Labour go to great pains to send over 100 Marxist agitators to America during the election campaign, with orders to sabotage Trump? To Labour, America has fallen, and it is now a supreme threat to the UK’s and EU’s socialist ideology of woke politics and social cohesion. The Reform Party, are viewed as a mild threat to Labour’s complete control over the UK, but as we have witnessed with the election in May with many council elections being cancelled, there are nefarious undemocratic methods Labour can utilise to control Reform. What Labour is hoping for is a slight increase in their own popularity by the time the next elections come around, local or general. This increase in popularity is highly unlikely to materialise because we have seen that Labour only cares for the Big State and nothing else. The people are a tool, only to be used for taxation and to fool for votes — nothing else. As mentioned earlier, it won’t matter in five years time whether Labour wins or loses, because Labour is built into the hardware, the very fabric of all state departments, all institutions and even in the so-called opposition parties — look at the Conservatives, who adopted and became more socialist in some of their policies even than Labour. With two political parties that are identical in socialistic nature, eventually one of them will have to be destroyed completely, and the Tories will simply be absorbed into a bigger Labour Party, or the ones who are truly Conservative will try their luck with Reform. The Fabian Society is almost an occult organisation that holds ultimate control over the UK, and it will continue its role for many years to come, because the bloated monolith of the Big State can never be nudged away from its socialist Marxist allegiance to Labour, it is just too engrained within the fabric of the system, a virus so penetrative that nothing can disturb its omnipotence.

Netflix Subscription Levels Would Shoot Up if Meghan Markle Dumped

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Netflix Subscription Levels Would Shoot Up if Meghan Markle Dumped

Something has been dragging Netflix down like a dead weight for the past few years, yep, it’s called Meghan Markle. Everyone knows she is allegedly a greedy, narcissistic egotistical control-freak bully, but what’s worse is that she is toxic to any company or brand. Anything she touches turns to shit, because she has the reverse Midas touch — she’s got the Minus touch.

News is in La La Land that the Difficult Duchess, a fourth rate actress, has stepped on so many toes and bullied so many people that even the Americans have had enough of her.

Netflix Faces Internal Turmoil Over ‘With Love, Meghan’

Netflix is reportedly facing mounting internal and public backlash over Meghan Markle’s latest woke self-indulgent, self aggrandising project, With Love, Meghan, as concerns grow regarding the show’s performance and the controversies surrounding its lead figure.

According to insider reports, the streaming giant’s board of directors has taken significant steps to distance the company from Markle, including barring her from test screening sessions and limiting her promotional opportunities.

Netflix Moves to Restrict Meghan Markle’s Influence

The controversy surrounding Markle escalated after test screenings of With Love, Meghan reportedly received negative feedback.

Sources indicate that Markle was present at these screenings, where she allegedly reacted negatively to unfavourable critiques, labelling test viewers as biased, racist and misogynist. This prompted Netflix CEO Greg Peters and the board to exclude her from future screenings, a decision aimed at mitigating further internal conflict.

Additionally, Markle’s plans to deliver a speech at the 2025 Academy Awards, which was expected to include a segment on the Los Angeles wildfires while promoting With Love, Meghan, have been halted.

Netflix reportedly intervened by appealing to the Academy, which ultimately decided to bar her from making the speech. The decision has sparked further tension between Markle and Netflix, with the Duchess of Sussex allegedly preparing a legal response.

Declining Support from Hollywood Studios

Beyond Netflix, major Hollywood studios—including Sony, Universal, and Warner Bros.—have reportedly shown reluctance to work with Markle on future projects.

Industry insiders suggest that her declining popularity and the controversies surrounding her public appearances have made studios hesitant to invest in her toxic involvement.

Despite the mounting resistance, some members of Netflix’s board remain supportive of Markle and are pushing for a second season of With Love, Meghan, which has already been conceptualised as a contingency plan should the show secure a renewal.

However, a growing faction within the company is advocating for severing ties with Markle altogether, citing concerns over declining audience engagement and potential reputational damage.

Impact on Netflix and Future Prospects

The handling of Markle’s project comes as Netflix navigates a delicate balancing act between financial viability and public perception.

Analysts suggest that With Love, Meghan could significantly impact the company’s subscription metrics, prompting a wave of cancellations.

Meanwhile, Markle has reportedly begun reaching out to alternative platforms and production houses in search of new opportunities.

With tensions continuing to rise, the outcome of Netflix’s internal deliberations will likely determine the next phase of Markle’s entertainment career.

As the situation develops, all eyes remain on whether Netflix will stand firm in its decision-making or yield to internal and external pressures.

VR Table Tennis Will Encourage the Growth of Table Tennis Worldwide

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VR Table Tennis Will Encourage the Growth of Table Tennis Worldwide

If ten years ago, esports disciplines were perceived by society as a form of leisure for teenagers, today, the attitude towards this direction has changed. This opinion is evidenced by the popularisation of esports in the media space, where authors of materials report on the results of competitions or the number of visitors during esports tournaments.

pexels-a-darmel-7862517 VR Table TennisIn addition, most fans of esports games and traditional sports can enthusiastically accept the appearance of virtual table tennis. This is an expected event since the following types of e-sports disciplines are already in demand: efootball, ebasketball, and ehockey.

VR table tennis was part of the first Olympic eSports Week in June 2023 in Singapore, when it was held as an exhibition event. The success of this landmark event has motivated the International Table Tennis Federation Executive Board to approve the creation of a virtual reality table tennis tournament next year. ITTF President Petra Sörling noted that VR table tennis will encourage the growth of table tennis worldwide.

Sports premium content and products with BETER at ICE Barcelona 2025

It is also important that VR table tennis attracts the attention of leading brands that provide sports and esports content. For example, the BETER brand has added VR table tennis competitions to its sports portfolio, which has already featured competitions in real table tennis and basketball.

In the Setka Cup (BETER Sports’ flagman product) virtual reality competition, professional athletes play in a virtual reality format. Each professional table tennis player wears a VR headset, and the competition takes place in the state-of-the-art BETER table tennis simulator.

The nearest opportunity to learn more about VR table tennis will be a large-scale event – ICE Barcelona. iGaming industry leaders may join the BETER team at booth 4B18 to learn more about:

  • 24/7/365 live-streaming capabilities;
  • 400+ global esports tournaments yearly;
  • 46,000+ in-house sports and esports events monthly
  • Bettor-centric BETER iFrame, MTS solutions, Esports Widget
  • In-house trading team delivering precise odds for maximum engagement
  • Dedicated integrity team, ensuring the highest industry standards

ICE Barcelona 2025 is a significant event for gaming authoritative representatives across the globe.

Daily Squib Holiday Competition: 1,000 FREE PARIS TICKETS

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Daily Squib Holiday Competition: 1,000 FREE PARIS TICKETS

Hi, it’s another exclusive Daily Squib holiday competition, this time to Paris, France, the city of love, amour! FREE PARIS TICKETS OFFER!

We’re giving away 1,000 free train tickets to Paris, and all you have to do is send a postcard with your name and number on it along with a single sentence explaining why you think you should go to the most beautiful city in the world.

Imagine the aroma of freshly cooked French cuisine just as you step out of the train station, the delightful sights and sounds you will encounter. Maybe you may catch a glimpse of a nice man from deepest Africa washing his anus in a drinking fountain, or how about raw meat chunks on the pavement fresh after some Parisian’s pet poodle has been caught and butchered. Barbecue has never been so fresh.

We will of course put you up in a Parisian hotel…er…tent, no, a hotel room, we’re serious.

Enjoy the joyous carnival atmosphere in the streets of Paris. It will be an experience you will never forget. All you need to do is grab some free Paris tickets, and Pierre’s your uncle.

Chew on a rat filet mignon steak acquired from the most exclusive boucheries you can find in the sprawling French capital.

There’s nothing better than to attend a theatre show after dinner.

Send your postcard with your name and phone number to : P.O. Box 4391, 23 Rue de Salop, Paris, France

The Global Woke Communist Agenda of USAID is Tip of the Iceberg

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The Global Woke Communist Agenda of USAID is Tip of the Iceberg

Under the Obama and Biden administrations, the global Woke communist campaign brought the world to the brink of an agenda so nefarious that it may take literally generations and decades for many nations to recover. USAID was one of the tools utilised to forward the global woke communist offensive, funded unwittingly by the U.S. taxpayers.

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Things are moving forward in America now thankfully for the American people with the Trump presidency, but unfortunately in the UK, the deranged administration of Keir Starmer is doubling down on their woke Marxist manifesto of madness, as are the EU. The European Union depended heavily on USAID but will now have to pay for their own propaganda.

One thing is for certain, some people got very fucking rich from the amount of U.S. taxpayer USAID dough flying around.

Some USAID recipients for 2023-2024:

$260 million – George Soros — (Open Society Foundations)

$85 million – Chelsea Clinton Foundation

$68 million – World Economic Forum (WEF)

$159 million – 106 climate resilient schools in Sindh (Corrupt officials and ministers siphoned off the funds)

$15 million – Condom distribution in Afghanistan

$100 million – Feminist ideology training for Afghan women – Afghanistan

$1.5 million – Serbia’s “Grupa Izadji,” which is a pro-LGBTQ group

$446,700 to promote the expansion of atheism in Nepal

$20,600 for a drag show in Ecuador

$47,020 for a transgender opera in Colombia

$32,000 for an LGBTQ-centered comic book in Peru

$3,315,446 for “being LGBTQ in the Caribbean”

$3.2 million to help Tunisian migrants readjust to life in Tunisia after deportation

$16,500 to foster a “united and equal queer-feminist discourse in Albanian society”

$39,652 to host seminars at the Edinburgh International Book Festival on gender identity and racial equality

$2.5 million to build electric vehicle charging stations in Vietnam’s largest cities

$425,622 to help Indonesian coffee companies become more climate and gender friendly

$70,000 – Ireland – a musical that “deliver[s] a live musical event to promote the U.S. and Irish shared values of diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility.”

$10 million – funded meals were sent to an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group Al-Nusrah Front (ANF)

$60 million to Black Lives Matter (BLM)

$100 million to improve irrigation practices for Afghan poppy farmers

$20 million for “Ahlan Simsim” an Iraqi Sesame Street TV show

$2 million for Moroccan pottery classes

$11 million to tell Vietnam to stop burning rubbish waste

$27 million to give gift bags to illegals at the U.S. Southern border crossing

$300 million on an unused Afghani power plant

$200 million on an unused Afghani dam

$250 million on an unused Afghani road

$7.9 million to teach Sri Lankan journalists how to avoid “binary-gendered language”

$2 million for sex changes and LGBTQ activism in Guatemala

$1.1 million to an Armenian LGBTQ group

$1.5 million to promote LGBTQ advocacy in Jamaica

$2 million to promote LGBTQ equality through entrepreneurship in Latin America

$3.9 million for LGBTQ causes in the Western Balkans

$5.5 million for LGBTQ activism in Uganda

$6 million for advancing LGBTQ issues in priority countries around the world

$6.3 million for men who have sex with men in South Africa

$25 million for Deloitte to promote “green transportation” in Georgia

$6 million to transform digital spaces to reflect feminist democratic principles

$1.3 million to Arab and Jewish photographers

$8.3 million for “USAID Education: Equity and Inclusion”

$4.5 million to combat disinformation in Kazakhstan

$6 million supporting tourism in Egypt

$50 million to the Wuhan Laboratory to research and engineer Covid bat viruses

£2.6 million to the BBC

$8m ($7.72m) on subscriptions to Politico Pro output

Etc., etc …

The Democrat Party through USAID funded thousands of news outlets to provide “balanced journalism”

The massive censorship of global media was pushed by the Democrat Party under Obama and Biden, who effectively controlled all media forcing a far-left communist narrative. The Daily Squib noticed a shift in 2013 when our website was nearly wiped off the internet.

Speaking at the 2024 Davos event, IN’s CEO argued that global advertisers should give preference to spending ad dollars on “good news.” In other words, this would pressure companies to spend exclusively on far-left corporate media outlets while ensuring they slash ad spending on alternative media websites that do not promote state propaganda.

USAID has pushed nearly half a billion dollars ($472.6m) through a secretive US government financed NGO, “Internews Network” (IN), which has “worked with” 4,291 media outlets, producing in one year 4,799 hours of broadcasts reaching up to 778 million people and “training” over 9000 journalists (2023 figures). IN has also supported social media censorship initiatives.

The operation claims “offices” in over 30 countries, including main offices in US, London, Paris and regional HQs in Kiev, Bangkok and Nairobi. It is headed up by Jeanne Bourgault, who pays herself $451k a year. Bourgault worked out of the US embassy in Moscow during the early 1990s, where she was in charge of a $250m budget, and in other revolts or conflicts at critical times, before formally rotating out of six years at USAID to IN.

Bourgault’s IN bio and those of its other key people and board members have been recently scrubbed from its website but remain accessible at http://archive.org. Records show the board being co-chaired by Democrat securocrat Richard J. Kessler and Simone Otus Coxe, wife of NVIDIA billionaire Trench Coxe, both major Democratic donors. In 2023, supported by Hillary Clinton, Bourgault launched a $10m IN fund at the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI). The IN page showing a picture of Bourgault at the CGI has also been deleted.

IN has at least six captive subsidiaries under unrelated names, including one based out of the Cayman Islands. Since 2008, when electronic records begin, more than 95% of IN’s budget has been supplied by the US government (US TAXPAYERS).

Thanks to Wikileaks for the investigation.

Woman With Designer Vagina Given Award For Best Vagina Design

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Woman With Designer Vagina Given Award For Best Vagina Design

A woman with a designer vagina has been given this year’s award for the best vagina design, it has been reported.

Shirley Metcalf, 23, from Frimlington On Sea, was given the prestigious award for her particularly well-designed designer vagina; which is a cosmetic surgery procedure that is all the rage at the moment.

Heaven’s gateway

“Yes, yes, we’ve seen and analysed many vaginas over the past year, but this one in particular had all the immaculate yoni mandorla design qualities we were looking for. What stood out for us was the perfectly trimmed and manicured undercarriage, and the subtle serenity to the trim. The aspect ratio was just right, as well as the juxtaposition of elemental Fibonacci shapes and nuances in tightness within the exquisite, majestic sugar walls. I myself had a test run, and it was as tight and smooth as any drive in a Mercedes-Benz S550e.”

The award ceremony for this year’s best designer vagina went well, although the hall where it was held seemed to be besieged by a deep musty, pungent yet sweet fragrance afterwards. Many of the attendees and vagina experts were seen constantly wiping their glasses from the steam.

Mississippi Giving $1000 Reward to Bounty Hunters For Illegal Alien Deportations

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Mississippi Giving $1000 Reward to Bounty Hunters For Illegal Alien Deportations

The proposed bill would offer a $1,000 reward to registered bounty hunters for each successful deportation they help facilitate. This reward, funded by the general assembly and administered by the state treasurer, is intended to encourage collaboration between law enforcement and private citizens in identifying individuals unlawfully residing in Mississippi, thereby assisting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in their removal efforts.

Mississippi’s House Bill 1484 proposes the creation of a hotline where people can report immigrants in the country illegally. Reports that result in arrest and imprisonment are eligible for a $1,000 reward. Separately, the bill proposes the creation of the “Mississippi Illegal Alien Certified Bounty Hunter Program” through which the state government can license “bounty hunters” to “find and detain illegal aliens.”

Bounty hunters from many neigbouring states are now rushing to Mississippi to see if they can be included in the program. If other states adopt the same program, the problem of illegal immigration could be solved in less than six months purely on the monetary incentives.

As of today’s report, the bill has not passed yet, but due to the urgency and magnitude of the illegal alien problem in the United States, and the Trump administration putting such importance on the issue, the bill is set to pass very soon.

“If you round up ten of them a day, that’s like ten grand a day. That’s good money right there!” one of the registered bounty hunters revealed.

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