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Sanitising the Internet – World Economic Forum – Cyber Pandemic

Everything in the modern world is linked to the internet. Imagine if the internet was incapacitated completely for a period of time or infinitely. Suddenly, the global information system linking billions of humans would be gone. It is now almost a certainty that a Cyber Pandemic will materialise soon.

This can happen, and with multiples of threats from hackers, and organised criminal gangs who are tech savvy, the internet could be completely taken offline causing societal mayhem and chaos.

In July 2025, the WEF will conduct a live simulation that will reproduce this very event. This simulation for a Cyber Pandemic, is similar to the exercise the WEF conducted before the Coronovirus Pandemic.

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Supply chain vulnerabilities are emerging as the top ecosystem cyber risk

Of large organizations, 54% identified supply chain
challenges as the biggest barrier to achieving cyber
resilience. The increasing complexity of supply
chains, coupled with a lack of visibility and oversight
into the security levels of suppliers, has emerged as
the leading cybersecurity risk for organizations.
Key concerns include software vulnerabilities
introduced by third parties and propagation of
cyberattacks throughout the ecosystem.

Geopolitical tensions shape cybersecurity strategy

trump icing on the cake NATONearly 60% of organizations state that geopolitical tensions have affected their cybersecurity strategy. Geopolitical turmoil has also affected the perception of risks, with one in three CEOs citing cyber espionage and loss of sensitive information/intellectual property (IP) theft as their top concern, while 45% of cyber leaders are concerned about disruption of operations and business processes

Rapid adoption of AI introduces new vulnerabilities

While 66% of organizations expect AI to have the
most significant impact on cybersecurity in the year
to come, only 37% report having processes in place
to assess the security of AI tools before deployment.
This reveals the paradox of the gap between the
recognition of AI-driven cybersecurity risks and the
rapid implementation of AI without the necessary
security safeguards to ensure cyber resilience.

Generative AI is augmenting cybercriminal capabilities,
contributing to an uptick in social engineering attacks

hacker breachSome 72% of respondents report an increase
in organizational cyber risks, with ransomware
remaining a top concern. Nearly 47% of
organizations cite adversarial advances powered
by generative AI (GenAI) as their primary concern, enabling more sophisticated and scalable attacks. In 2024 there was a sharp increase in phishing and social engineering attacks, with 42% of organizations reporting such incidents.

The challenge for the year ahead

The 2025 report finds that a series of compounding
factors are driving an escalating complexity in the
cyber landscape:

  1. Geopolitical tensions are contributing to a
    more uncertain environment.
  2. Increased integration and dependence on more
    complex supply chains are leading to a more
    opaque and unpredictable risk landscape.
  3. The rapid adoption of emerging technologies
    is contributing to new vulnerabilities and new threats.

Meanwhile, the proliferation of international
regulatory requirements adds an additional
compliance burden for organizations. All of these
challenges are compounded by a widening skills
gap, further complicating the ability to manage
cyber risks effectively.

Together, these factors drive increasing complexity
and unpredictability in the cyber landscape,
which affects organizations in many ways. First,
it drives inequity throughout the cyber ecosystem,
undermining resilience by creating a divide between
those organizations that have the resources to
adapt and those that do not and subsequently
fall behind. This affects the resilience of the
ecosystem, because many larger and more
mature organizations typically depend on extensive
networks of smaller, often less-mature suppliers,
and any incident affecting them could also impact
the entire supply chain. Second, it drives greater
demand for more specialist skills in cybersecurity,
further exacerbating the skills gap. Keeping up
with technological advances requires more specific
skills that are in greater demand in the cyber
skills market. At the same time, complexity puts
increasing pressure on often already stretched
cybersecurity teams.

These challenges demand a comprehensive reevaluation
of cyber strategies at the organizationaland
ecosystem level to address the complexity that
has become inherent in the cyber landscape.7

A broader understanding of cyber risk is necessary
that goes beyond mere “IT” and considers cyber
from an overall business risk perspective

“The rapid advancements and increasing adoption of digital
platforms globally is matched by an equally evolving cyberthreat
landscape. Cybercrime today is increasing not just in scale but also in
sophistication. As our digital footprints widen, so does the potential
attack surface for nefarious actors. It is essential that we work together
to address this growing menace. The borderless nature of the internet
necessitates collaboration across various jurisdictional limitations to
ensure that threat actors have no safe haven for their evil activities.”

Ivan John E. Uy, Secretary of Information and Communications
Technology of the Philippines

Cyberattackers are adopting new tools to increase
the effectiveness and scope of familiar forms of
attack, such as ransomware and business email
compromise (BEC). GenAI tools are lowering
the cost of the phishing and social engineering
campaigns that give attackers access to
organizations. Therefore, while the core character
of cyberattacks has remained stable, organizations
may need to place additional emphasis on
protecting themselves against well-developed
phishing and cyber-fraud campaigns.

Cybercrime-as-a-Service (CaaS) platforms
continue to be a dominant and rapidly growing
business model in the criminal landscape, allowing
individuals or groups without technical expertise to
engage in illicit online activities by purchasing the
necessary tools and support.

This model, which is already well established
among criminal groups,has progressively been
adopted in other areas of cybercrime, such
as AI-enhanced phishing attacks.

These platforms present a challenge, as they remove
the barriers for entry into cybercriminal activities.
While progress has been made in dismantling
some of the platforms, enforcement efforts remain
inconsistent as CaaS platforms continue to thrive.

The convergence of cybercrime and organized crime groups

The surge in the volume and value of cyber-enabled
fraud has attracted “traditionally” violent organized
crime groups into the cybercrime market. The
interaction of organized cybercrime with organized
violent crime groups is changing the nature of
cybercrime and greatly increasing their social impact.
This is perhaps most starkly shown by the trafficking
of more than 220,000 people to forcibly work in online
scam-farms in South-East Asia.10 With such farms
engaging in the harvesting of data, disinformation and
social engineering to name a few capabilities, they are
essentially becoming “criminal service providers”.

According to the Global Anti-Scam Alliance, scammers
have siphoned away more than $1 trillion globally in
the past year, costing certain countries losses of more
than 3% of their gross domestic product (GDP).12
The entry of traditional organized crime groups
into the cybercrime arena changes the character
of the criminal market. Organized crime groups
are accustomed to causing physical harm and are
arguably less concerned about the risk created by
attacking critical social services such as medical
services.13 When this cultural change is paired with
the scale provided by CaaS platforms, the range
of organizations that could be targeted by attacks
such as ransomware becomes wider.

“Cybercrime has persistently evolved alongside the threat landscape,
and its reach extends beyond financial loss, becoming a disruptive force
that threatens our societies. We must remain vigilant and collaborate
across sectors to safeguard the future of our digital world. Cybercrime’s
impact is far-reaching – it can halt operations, undermine confidence
and permeate to our operational technology and critical infrastructure.
In the year ahead, we must prioritize not only defence but proactive and
systemic disruption of these criminal networks as part of our collective
effort to ensure cyber resilience and protect our digital future.”

Ken Xie, Founder, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer, Fortinet

AI as a catalyst of cybercrime

GenAI tools are reshaping the cybercrime
landscape by enabling criminals to refine their
methods, and automate and personalize their
techniques. With 47% of organizations citing their
top concern surrounding GenAI as the advance
of adversarial capabilities, cybercriminals are
harnessing the efficiency of AI to automate and
personalize deceptive communications. Some
42% of organizations experienced a successful
social engineering attack in the past year, a number
that can only increase with advances and the
malicious adoption of AI.

“With emerging technologies reshaping the landscape, cyber is no longer
limited to the CIA triad: confidentiality, integrity and availability of information.
Cybersecurity now encompasses human safety and needs to address the
real risk to people’s lives when a system is attacked or compromised.”

Bushra AlBlooshi, Director of Cybersecurity Governance Risk Management
Department, Dubai Electronic Security Centre

hacker-cybercrimeEscalating geopolitical tensions and increasingly
sophisticated cyberthreats pose significant risks to critical infrastructure, which depends on networks of interconnected devices and legacy systems. The ongoing conflict in Ukraine exemplifies these vulnerabilities, with critical sectors such as energy, telecommunications, water and heating repeatedly targeted by both cyber and physical attacks.16

These attacks often focus on disrupting control
systems and compromising data, highlighting the
critical risks associated with operational technology
(OT). As cyberthreats continue to evolve, they
not only threaten system functionality but also
jeopardize human safety, increasing the severity and
consequences of disruptions to vital infrastructure.
Some critical, high-risk areas to monitor are:
Water facilities

water treatmentCyberattacks on water facilities pose significant
risks to public safety, infrastructure and national
security. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure
Security Agency (CISA) of the United States
outlined these risks in a toolkit, emphasizing the
vulnerabilities in OT systems used in water facilities, such as remote access points and outdated software.17 Cybercriminals can exploit these weaknesses to disrupt water-treatment processes, causing potential contamination, loss of service or
other hazardous consequences. A notable example
of these threats occurred in October 2024, when a
cyberattack targeted the largest water utility in the
United States, disrupting operations and raising
alarms about the security of critical infrastructure.18
Biosecurity

Rapid technological advances have redefined the
biological threat landscape, with biosecurity coming
to the forefront. The World Health Organization (WHO)
has warned that advances in artificial intelligence,
cyberattacks and genetic engineering could pose
potentially catastrophic risks to global biosecurity.19

A 2024 WHO report highlighted several ways in
which cyberthreats could compromise biosecurity,
including accessing sensitive data or research,
disruption of laboratory security systems, theft or
sabotage of biosecurity-relevant information and
espionage for competitive or harmful objectives.20

Furthermore, cyberattacks could incapacitate
essential laboratory systems, interrupting operations
and causing loss of data integrity, which would
delay critical research or compromise safety
protocols. Over the course of 2024, two laboratories
were targeted in South Africa and the United
Kingdom.21 These vulnerabilities underscore the
need for advanced cybersecurity measures in
biosecurity strategies to address these growing risks.

DNA strands nanomotorSimultaneously, the sensitive nature of genomic data poses new risks due to its unique qualities, such as the ability to identify individuals and reveal their familial ties.22 These characteristics expose genomic data to threats such as reidentification from seemingly anonymous datasets, unauthorized access leading to
privacy violations and potential misuse. The breach of a genetic-testing company in late 2023 that exposed the data of nearly 7 million people
has already trained the spotlight on these risks.

Escalating complexities in cyberspace
challenge ecosystem cyber resilience
and expose gaps in preparedness

The increasing complexity of cyberspace presents
a profound challenge to achieving cyber resilience,
exacerbating inequities that leave less-resourced
organizations vulnerable. Geopolitical tensions
are prompting organizations to re-evaluate their
strategies, balancing security concerns with global
operations. Such tensions often drive targeted
attacks, as state-sponsored actors exploit
vulnerabilities for espionage and disruption. This
dynamic landscape requires adaptive strategies
that account for shifting global risks and supply
chain dependencies.

At the same time, the growing sophistication of
cybercriminals remains a persistent challenge. AI
enhanced tactics, Ransomware-as-a-Service and
advanced social engineering methods enable threat
actors to outpace traditional defences. Addressing
these evolving threats demands not only advanced
technological solutions but also cross-sector
collaboration and knowledge-sharing.

Despite these obstacles, there is cause for cautious
optimism. Organizations that embrace proactive risk
management, prioritize collaborative approaches
across ecosystems and invest in scalable, equitable
solutions can help reduce disparities. Addressing
systemic vulnerabilities – such as supply chain
dependencies and skill shortages – will be essential
to promoting a resilient digital ecosystem.

Ultimately, overcoming today’s challenges requires
not just technological innovation but a shift in
perspective. Cyber resilience must be recognized
as a collective responsibility, with organizations of all
sizes working together to fortify the interconnected
networks that underpin the digital economy. Further,
there is a need for decisive leadership action
to prioritize cybersecurity among and between
organizations; beyond technical indicators, robust
criteria rooted in the economic implications of cyber
insecurity will be required. A united leadership team,
in which business and cyber leaders see eye to eye
on the cyber risks facing the organization, is critical
to navigating growing cyber complexity.

https://reports.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Cybersecurity_Outlook_2025.pdf

Family Arrested in Deal, Kent – Sector 14 – After Flouting Travel Restrictions

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Comrades, we must emphasise that travel regulations and permits in all zones for proles and outer Big State members must be adhered to at all costs. Only Inner Party members are free of these travel restrictions, unless special dispensation and the valid permits have been assigned.

Consequently, the Big State’s remarkable facial recognition system identified four members of a prole family on Tuesday who were tracked as they eluded all the checkpoints from Wood Green, London (Sector 76) to Deal, Kent (Sector 14).

REMEMBER: LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Once apprehended, thankfully, the family of four were taken to the local Stasi Processing Facility and subsequently liquidated. They will be processed for a batch of the new “cool and refreshing” Net Zero Kool-Aid drink available in the shops for 23 pence.

Comrade Starmer, a seasoned traveller, warns proles to stay in their respective sectors at all times, and if caught flouting these travel restrictions, the same fate will be meted upon them.

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HORTENSE SEWRAGE, 14, OF 32 TROTSKY ROAD, HACKNEY, SECTOR 21, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.67 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, MOTHER, FATHER, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BUTCHER AND PET HAMSTER BINKY FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR MILIBAND ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE NET ZERO TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 2:35 AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! THE SPECIAL NET ZERO KOOL-AID PRODUCED FROM THE LIQUIDATION IS AVAILABLE IN ALL LOCAL SHOPS NOW FOR YOUR COOL REFRESHMENT PLEASURE AT ONLY 23 PENCE. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Comrades, the Kulak Farmers are Revolting!

More Good News Comrades – Council Tax to Rise by 5 Times Legal Limit

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

 

 

Nike Sweatshops in Vietnam Slapped with 46% Tariffs

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One of the many casualties of the Trump tariff market bloodbath on Friday was the Nike company, which uses cheap labour in Vietnam to produce their items before being sold off at huge markup prices to hood rats and the like, in America and other Western countries.

In 1984 the multi-billion dollar Nike Corp. closed its last U.S. factory and moved its entire production to the cheap labour zone of Asia.

Many of their sweatshops can now be found in Indonesia, China, and Vietnam, because these countries have no protective labour laws and endless supplies of cheap labour.

Naturally, the Trump tariff of 46% on Vietnam is going to hit the production of the cheap items, as now they won’t be so cheap.

Workers at Vietnam Nike shoe sweatshops make $.20 an hour or $1.60 per day. The average cost of three meals is $2 a day, meaning that most people skip meals throughout the day.

Nike controls over 470,000 sweatshop workers and 150 factories in Vietnam where its products are made.

“You see this shoe? Well, it was produced by a 10-year-old sweatshop worker for less than 80 cents. The company then ships this mass-produced crap to America and sells it for over $150 to some dumb cunt from the projects. Now that’s what I call markup, and a pure profit strategy,” a business commentator revealed on Friday.

New Study: Everyone on YouTube Lives in a Van or Tiny Home

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The incredible finding that everyone on YouTube either lives in a van or a ‘tiny home’ is a fascinating insight into the lifestyles of internet social media influencers.

The study also revealed that every YouTuber is an avowed narcissist, and if any event is not filmed and then immediately broadcast, then it might as well have never happened.

In other news, Donald Trump is rather partial to the colour orange, and bears shit in the woods.

Tune in next year for an insight into TikTok users.

TRADE WAR LATEST: EU’s Von Der Leyen Threatens Trump With “Countermeasures”

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Oh dear, the EU soviet bloc have not taken the trade tariffs imposed by Donald Trump very well. The EU president, Ursula von der Leyen, is now threatening the USA with countermeasures. We could have a new trade war on our hands here, folks.

Not sure what China or the EU will do about all of this, but a prolonged trade war would be a precursor for a global recession if it gets messy. Usually after trade wars start, real wars begin and conflict could escalate globally if not careful. There is no certainty that the ongoing conflict in Ukraine will halt any time soon despite Trump’s efforts.

Ihre Papiere sind nicht in Ordnung

“Ve vill putten onnen ein 580% tariff für fake orange tan injections from Deutschland! Vot vill Trumpf do vis dat? Himmel! Das ist war, wir will den deklären ein war uponen ze United Staaten von Amerika. In ze EU ve haff vays of maken du comply!”

If these trade war threats from von der Leyen are true, Trump will be out of his orange tan injections he gets from Germany exclusively.

Last year, Trump revealed the secret to his distinct orange skin hue.

“Every day I like to take my orange injections. They’re wonderful. I was in an orange orchard and no one could see me, it’s that good, folks. The wonderful German people sell them to me. I get this tremendous orange skin colour, and it makes me feel good when I look in the mirror every few minutes.”

Looks like it’s a trade war then …

Trump Goes Easy on EU Trade Tariffs

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Donald Trump has gone easy on EU trade tariffs by only putting 20% tariff charges on EU exports to the US. Trump specifically accused the EU of imposing an effective tax rate of 39% on US goods, and singled out the bloc’s VAT and automobile tariff rates as well as its non-tariff barriers on US poultry.

“It seems the EU got away easy with Trump only putting 20% charges on EU exports when he should have put at least 50% tariffs on the soviet bloc of countries,” an economic analyst on Capitol Hill revealed on Wednesday.

Good thing for Brexit, the UK only took a 10% hit, seeing as the UK charges US imports 10% as well.

For too long, the US has been giving away freebies to countries who have effectively been leeching off America, and Trump is simply addressing this issue.

Naturally, the stock markets and dollar tanked, but these are just knee-jerk fear responses, and in the long-term, the US stands to profit hugely. Reindustrialising the USA, is the key to self-sufficiency, and not relying on brutal communist regimes like China, who have become rich by selling their shoddy, cheap plastic junk made from communist slave labour. China has also been able to build up their military to threaten the globe with its Maoist communist expansionist moves. The key Trump move is Fuck China, and Fuck the EU.

FARMERS STRIKE: DOES NOT Begin Across Britain

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UPDATED: The weak British farmers have not conducted a much touted farmer’s strike, and it was probably an April Fool’s Day joke, a decidedly pathetic one.

A first national farmers “strike” is NOT under way, with a number of farmers who said they would be refusing to load milling wheat out of stores for the next two weeks, in protest at the raft of Labour government policies that are hitting the industry hard not doing what they promised to do.

 

 

The farmers will get minimal support from the DS in the future due to their pathetic action of no action. If British farmers do not have the guts to help themselves, we won’t bother either.

 

Comrades, the Kulak Farmers are Revolting!

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Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, Big State council bosses, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, Big State BBC propaganda officers, and the rest of the scum proletariat.

Commissar Reeves has revealed that the despised landed gentry kulak farmers are revolting. Reports are coming in that a number of kulak farmers are refusing to load milling wheat out of stores for the next two weeks.

URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMMISSAR REEVES

“Comrades, due to my wonderful “growth” policies of heavy-handed and punishing taxation, it seems that some of the population are now revolting. Personally, I always thought the rest of you pathetic underlings were revolting, but that’s neither her nor there.

“Under these circumstances, I am proud to announce that there will be no bread or flour available in the shops. The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is modelled on Soviet era Russia, so I can safely say that there will be not much change, except instead of queuing for hours to receive a tiny stale mouldy loaf, you will now queue for hours to get nothing.

“You can have your cabbage soup with no stale, mouldy bread for a while during the kulak farmers’ strike, and don’t forget, we will have available some lovely piping hot cabbage hot cross buns.

“I have already despatched our trusty Stasi agents and police along with the bulldozers to the rural areas to discipline the kulaks, and believe you me they will be disciplined. The Big State will seize any last remaining vestiges of capitalist filth left. I am NEVER wrong!”

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GERALD PUMPKNUCKLE, 23, OF 104 JOSEFSTALIN ROAD, CRICKLEWOOD, SECTOR 12, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.02 GRAMS OF EXTRA FLOUR RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BAKER AND PET TORTOISE HUGO FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! THE SPECIAL NET ZERO KOOL-AID PRODUCED FROM THE LIQUIDATION WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS SOON. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Today is Our Only Official Day Off in the Year

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Yes, the Daily Squib was formed on April Fools’ Day 2007, and since then on every April 1st the DS staff get a day off.

We’re now in the boozer getting pissed.

See you all tomorrow…or not.

Not Proud to be British Any More

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Britain is dead. It is so dead, that it is now a rotting putrid carcass with its legs sticking up and all bulbous and bloated with gases that threaten to explode. People who live in Britain are now ashamed of their own flag, they are ashamed of their own history and if a war started tomorrow, not many people would bother to fight for their country. You were once proud to be British, yet today you are not proud to be British. Even Shakespeare, probably the greatest English playwright, has been cancelled (decolonised).

What’s it like to live in a demoralised nation destroyed by woke ideology imported from the country’s enemies?

Well, it’s just sad that it has come to this level of despair. Seeing so-called leaders like Keir Starmer taking the knee for every woke virtue signal agenda is an affront to everything this country stood for once, and it is up to the Labour Party to hammer those rusty nails firmly into the coffin of Britain, because the Labour Party exemplifies everything that is wrong with this country. Freedom of speech and expression? It’s all gone. People are being arrested for social media posts, holding up signs, protesting, voicing their opinion.

As big nations like America, China and Russia move forward with their imperial ways, the UK can only watch from afar as the others shovel up as much territory and resources as possible. It’s Net Zero, a byword for impoverishing a nation and its people. China is building scores of coal powered stations every year; America is all about “drill, baby, drill” and here they’re concreting over crucial gas reserves. Of course, Putin watches, and gives a wry smile. When the war begins for certain — the hot war — Britain will be defenceless. This is what Labour are doing, they are destroying crucial back up energy reserves, leaving Britain sans defence, a limping shadow of its former self, a hopeless fucking case which can be walked over and defeated in less than a day.

With a destroyed economy thanks to the arrogance of a lunatic rogue chancellor who has no idea how commerce works, or the fact that over-taxation changes the behaviour of the population resulting in lower treasury tax revenue, the augurs do not bode well. It’s like listening to a robot as this horrifying Marxist automaton bleats out the usual blame game for an economic disaster made solely by her disastrous decisions.

Britain is fucked, it truly is now completely lost, and no, Reform or Farage, or whoever cannot save the island — it’s gone. You’re not proud to be British, you’re ashamed of the Union Jack.

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