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Uninfluencers Are the New Social Media Trend

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Yes, we’ve all heard of “influencers” the annoying prats prancing around on social media claiming to be authorities on everything under the sun. Some snotty-nosed kid who claims he makes $40,000 a day trading the S&P 500 or some tarted up constantly smiling young woman touring the world’s hot spots whilst raking in large sponsorship deals for bouncing her pert tits in front of millions of male viewers. What about uninfluencers?

Social media expert Gregory Kilter is now studying a new breed of uninfluencers taking the stage.

“This is the new lucrative form of social media uninfluencing that is proving to be really popular now. Uninfluencing is basically the opposite of influencing and refers to the practice of basically telling people to either fuck right off, or putting them off entire product lines, or visiting a world location and giving it a good raking over.”

How did uninfluencing begin, and what platforms on the internet are best for this sort of thing?

“All social media platforms are now great for uninfluencing, and uninfluencers are not sure exactly who the first uninfluencer was, but there is a real fluid market building up for this genre right now.”

Uninfluencing is not free of danger, though, and some uninfluencers have already come to the profound realisation that uninfluencing swathes of people to not do or like something is still a form of influencing.

Man Buys Toothpick From Temu For $6,842

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Those China tariffs by Trump sure are working good. A Minnesota man was on the supposedly cheap Chinese online shopping portal Temu and did not realise the tariffs on China would affect his shopping, but it did.

“I wanted to buy some toothpicks because when I eat rib eye I get all the bits I gotta pick outta my teeth. It said $1.30 for a pack of 50 toothpicks. By the time I put it in my basket and went to pay, the price rose to $6,842 and by that time I had already pressed the buy button.”

That was not the only thing in the man’s online shopping basket that went up. He bought a toenail clipper set for his wife, which was originally $3.45 but by the time he paid, the price was $10,879.

“These here are the most expensive toothpicks I ever owned, goddammit. That varmint Trump better reimburse me, or Imma gonna have to serve up a can of whoop ass at the White House.”

A spokesman from Temu was quoted as saying: “It is what it is.”

Axis of Evil: Russia Using Iranian Drones, Chinese and N. Korean Troops

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The Ukrainians have captured Chinese soldiers fighting with the Russian invaders on the front line of the ongoing conflict. Eighty percent of the technology that Russia uses is from China. The Russians are also using Iranian suicide drones, and N. Korean as well as PLA Chinese troops to fight Ukraine. The Axis of Evil is truly alive and kicking.

What does this mean? Well, it seems that the poor Ukrainians are really up against it by fighting multiple nations from all fronts.

Abandoned by the USA, and with lacklustre help from the EU, what can the bankrupt UK do to help in the fight against the Axis of Evil?

Ukraine needs all the support it can get right now.

Americans Must Prepare For Huge Inflation: Tariffs are a Tax on Imports

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Americans need to prepare for European prices from now on as the insane tariff chaos continues. If you are an American and ever travelled to Europe or the UK, you will understand the kind of shit we’re dealing with here. Ever paid $16 for a fucking plain cheese sandwich, or $400 a night to stay in a dismal grey tiny 3-star hotel room where you are charged extra for everything? Everything in Europe is about 60-70% more expensive than the USA. Tariffs are a tax on imports, not on anyone else.

THE WORLD NEEDS FREE ZERO TARIFF TRADE NOT MORE TARIFFS

$10 trillion has been wiped off global stock markets since the 2nd of April 2025

an american We get the idea that Trump is shaking the tree somewhat, but most voters thought he was going to go after the Chinese communists — not the rest of the fucking world, including so-called allies with this tariff shit.

Prices in America for everyday goods will soon go ballistic. So prices for everything from electronics to furniture to vehicle parts will skyrocket through the anus. Inflation is going to spike, especially in consumer staples and tech.

Retail stores will be reamed, with Walmart, Amazon, Target clobbered. Supply chains are going to be scrambling to reroute sourcing—this is expensive, slow, chaotic.

Manufacturing in the short term will be fucked right up the shitter as most U.S. manufacturers rely on parts from abroad. Only a few U.S. firms will benefit (especially those producing domestically). Increasing manufacturing in the USA will take decades. Tariffs are a tax on imports and will only exasperate the situation further.

The one thing Trump needs to watch for is that he is pushing multiple nations towards de-dollarisation. China may double down on building trade networks that avoid the dollar entirely—pushing toward BRICS plus settlements in yuan, rubles, rupees, or digital currencies. Although China has vast holdings in the dollar, and U.S. treasuries, it will probably start dumping that shit asap. It will mildly hurt China, and the U.S. will have to start quantitive easing again.

Remember, America has a $36 trillion debt. This is not the fault of anyone else apart from America, who with decades of greed, waste and profligate spending brought this shit upon themselves. America makes up less than 5% of the global population yet uses up over 25% of the world’s resources.

Trump Invited to Become Next Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer

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Labour ministers have been looking and watching the carnage meted on the world markets by Donald Trump’s ego, and are loving it.

“What Trump is doing pisses on Rachel Reeves and the destruction she has done to the UK economy. Fuck Rachel from accounts, we want Donald Trump to join Labour to really cause some destruction on our economy,” Keir Starmer revealed at PMQs in the House of Commons today.

The global stock markets have lost in excess of 3.5 trillion dollars since Donald Slump decided to start sticking tariffs on every Tom Dick and Harry nation.

Some people have seen their entire savings erased in one day, and retirement funds for many people now amount to pretty much nothing.

As for crypto? That’s now a distant memory, a forgotten dream in the digital annals of blockchain purgatory.

Donald Slump Made My Retirement Fund Disappear Says Man

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A Wisconsin man has revealed the remarkable news that Donald Slump made his entire 401 retirement fund go bye bye.

Trump Slump Retirement Plan

“One minute it was there, and the next minute vamoose!”

The former aeronautical engineer is not sure if he will ever get his money back but says he’s kind of glad he’s now working in McDonald’s at 80-years-old.

“It gets me outta the house, away from the dragon. I’m now flippin’ burgers with the young people. Thank you, Donald Slump. That tariff thing you pulled outta your hat really helped me when I lost my entire retirement money.”

Looks like if you’ve seen your entire retirement fund disappear, there’s hope yet, huh …

Meghan Markle Farted in My Soup Claims Sentebale Worker

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Meghan Markle has been dragged into another bitter row that has embroiled the Duke of Sussex and Sentebale, the African charity that Prince Harry used to patronise.

The Duchess of Sussex has been pulled into the bitter dispute between Prince Harry and the Sentebale charity after claims from a staff member that Meghan Markle farted into her tomato soup.

A well-placed source has revealed that the frosty relationship between Meghan and the charity’s staff is one of the many reasons to blame for the feud between the Duke of Sussex and the charity chair.

Last month, Prince Harry stepped down from his role as a trustee of Sentebale – a charity set up in 2006 to help people in Southern Africa living with HIV and Aids.

Soup du jour

“I was eating my soup in the Sentebale cafeteria when Meghan Markle came in. Everyone stood up to greet her, but I was embroiled in a soup session, and it was truly delicious.

“The Duchess of Sussex immediately came over, looked me up and down, then turned around with her bottom over my soup. She then let off a large fanny fart into the soup. The ferocity of the fart made my soup ripple.

“It was really awful, it smelled of rotten fruit salad and sardines.

“She then took out a little bag from her purse and sprinkled some dry flowers over my soup before walking out of the room without saying a word to anyone.

“I just sat there holding my nose in absolute shock and disgust,” the Sentebale staff member recounted.

After the incident, the staff member took a few weeks off to recover. Thankfully, she was on full pay, and received psychological counselling for the harrowing affair.

Ukraine Needs to Keep On Brave Fight Despite Trump and Putin Intransigence

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The brave Ukrainians are going through hell, and as Churchill said, when you’re going through hell — keep going. With little or no help from the hapless EU, and the bankrupt UK under a socialist Labour government, Ukraine is pretty much on its own. The USA under Trump is now solely concerned with their own insular problems, not realising that the global picture affects all things, including the USA. By turning inward, America endangers itself further. Russia could take Alaska in less than a day with a sudden incursion. Vladimir Putin will not stop, he is a robotic chess master, and he not only looks at the geopolitical picture, but every tiny nuance and detail. Once Putin takes the entirety of the Balkans, the Russian plan is to take the Nordic and Scandinavian countries. Putin already owns Hungary, and many of the former Soviet countries are willing to let Russia back to control them. The rest of Western Europe will be on the cards, but it may take prolonged fighting for decades to achieve the Russian goal of taking the entire continent. Trump, is being played by Putin, much like a puppeteer plays with a puppet, and it is unfortunate that Trump, and his insularism as well as misguided belief in evangelical Christian doctrines is a precursor to the advent of prolonged war in the region. The poor people of Ukraine are now in hell. They were disarmed by the Obama regime, and had all military deterrents taken away, and now the world is on the cusp of a major war that seems to be fought not only militarily but economically, as well as ideologically on the internet. The good thing about the internet is that it is a buffer for physical violence. People and groups dispute and fight with their minds on the internet, and governments monitor groups and threats on the internet so they can be arrested before they commit real-world violence. The internet can only go so far, though, and eventually the vitriol and hatred will spill out into the physical world. If one looks at the internet as a pressure cooker, if the steam valve is blocked, the incremental increase in pressure levels will lead to a large explosion. That’s what we call World War III. Bring China into the mix, and we will have some interesting points of contention to deal with. Why no mention of the UK in these matters? Well, with little or no military left, and run by socialist idiots more concerned with virtue signalling and woke Net Zero issues, the UK has minimal chances of survival in a global war. Net Zero will not only bankrupt Britain, but it will disarm it completely during the coming conflict. In World War I and II, Britain was Great, it had an Empire still. Today, it has nothing. The Chagos Island giveaway by Starmer is a good example of this idiocy, and it is certain if Argentina invades the Falklands, Starmer will not do a Maggie, he will send a few planes to evacuate the Brits on the island and abandon the place. Even if there is a slight increase in funds for the British military, this is too little, too late. Successive governments have neglected Britain’s defence spending, and increasing now by fractions is nothing but virtue signalling by Starmer to Trump, who did not go easy on the UK with tariffs anyway. In war, a Labour government of appeasers and cowards never wins, and this is why if there is a global conflict right now, the UK would be erased forthwith. As for Ukraine, they have been brave, they fought to the last man, because they were the frontline to a conflict that will escalate exponentially. It’s impossible to stop the sheer volume of amphetamine doped Russian conscripts, however poorly they are armed. They just keep coming, and coming. Eventually, your machine guns overheat, and you run out of ammo. The Russian orcs are selfless robotic drugged up fiends brainwashed to go forward into bullets. They cannot be stopped, not without massive NATO funding and arms, and the United States coffers. The Russian orcs have already been promised Paris, Berlin, Barcelona, Rome. Their appetite will not be sated otherwise. They will rape and loot those countries and enjoy doing so with the utmost gusto. Pillaging Stockholm, Helsinki, Copenhagen, Amsterdam, raping the women and parading their loot in their trucks in the streets. If Ukraine is allowed to fall, the rest is easy for Putin. It’s a done deal.

Rockett Launches Mullins Family into Grand National Orbit

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At Aintree, in what might be the most emotional family day out since your cousin’s third wedding, Nick Rockett blasted home to win the 2025 Randox Grand National—giving trainer Willie Mullins not just a one-two finish, but a one-two-three. As if dominating the biggest steeplechase on earth wasn’t enough, he did it with his son in the saddle. Classic overachiever behaviour.

Ridden by the only amateur in the race, 35-year-old Patrick Mullins—who just happens to be the most successful amateur jockey in Irish history—the 33-1 shot beat last year’s winner I Am Maximus and stable mate Grangeclare West. If it were a school project, Mullins would be accused of doing everyone else’s homework.

Willie Mullins, normally cooler than a cucumber in a cryogenic chamber, was visibly choked up. “This is the summit,” he said, after watching his son steer their horse to glory. “I never thought I’d have that feeling.” Under his trilby, the tears flowed—making him, for once, the only one wetter than the Aintree turf.

The real tear-jerker? The winning horse was owned by Yorkshire businessman Stewart Andrew and his late wife Sadie, who had insisted on having a horse with Mullins before her passing in 2022. Nick Rockett was her dream horse, and with a nod to the heavens, he delivered a result that had fate written all over it.

Patrick, meanwhile, looked like a man who had just won the world’s biggest lottery with a £1 Lucky Dip. “He was jumping brilliant, but I was taking him back everywhere,” he admitted, with the kind of cool understatement that suggests he might casually pilot the next Mars mission in his spare time.

Behind them, 16 brave finishers crossed the line. A few fallers, a few pulled up, but thankfully no major injuries. Broadway Boy and his jockey Tom Bellamy were treated after a fall, while Nick Rockett, the hero of the hour, eventually took a victory lap—no doubt wondering why the humans were so emotional about what was, to him, just a nice long gallop with some jumps in the way.

All in all, it was a historic day: one amateur, three top horses, and a trainer so dominant that you’d be forgiven for checking whether the other stables had accidentally entered a different race.

One thing’s for sure: Willie Mullins now owns the Grand National, and he didn’t even have to buy it.

New Kawasaki CORLEO Four-legged Robot People Can Ride

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At the Osaka Kansai Expo, Kawasaki showcased its latest conceptual personal mobility device, the CORLEO, exploring the future of mobility.

As a concept model for 2050, the CORLEO combines innovative design and functionality, reimagining the essence of mobility and opening new possibilities for future transportation systems.

This innovative robot, with motorcycle engineering, aims to redefine off-road mobility while prioritizing sustainability.

The CORLEO is powered by a 150cc 20 horsepower hydrogen engine that generates electricity to drive motors in each of its four legs. Hydrogen is supplied from a rear-mounted canister with a distance projection of 150 miles.

Each leg features two separate rubber hooves, designed to absorb uneven terrain and provide non-slip stability on surfaces like grass, gravel, and rocky paths.

The rear legs move independently of the front legs, absorbing shocks during walking or running, while the rider maintains a forward-leaning posture for better visibility when navigating obstacles like steps.

Riders control the CORLEO by shifting their centre of gravity, detected through sensors in the foot pegs and handlebars. The stirrups are adjustable for optimal positioning, and an onboard display provides real-time navigation and posture feedback, making the ride intuitive and user-friendly.

This design not only caters to thrill-seekers but also holds potential for accessibility, offering a new mobility solution for individuals with disabilities.

The CORLEO draws inspiration from sci-fi concepts like the “Mechanical Horse,” a trope seen in media such as Mazinger Z and Star Wars (e.g., General Grievous’ Tsmeu-6 Bike).

However, Kawasaki’s creation is grounded in practical innovation, aiming to combine the charm of equestrian activities with cutting-edge technology.

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