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Bill Clinton: “I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman”

I Joined the British Army

Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

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Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

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BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas.

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

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“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

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Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

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Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

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TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

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Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

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Experts: What Exactly Did Putin Read in Those Snowden Files?

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Missing Plane: Time to Plan Your Summer Holidays

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Bossy Bitch Wants the Word ‘Bossy’ Banned

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Experts: Why Noah Now?

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Feinstein Spying On Herself

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American Police Cars Sure Have Come a Long Way Since the Twenties

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BBC Puts Asian Comedians in Own Studio

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President of the England Davidro Caberone Has 18 GCSEs

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Slavery Reparations Could Be Paid to African Royals Who Sold Slaves to Whites

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American Parents Now Counter Suing Their Kids

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Britain Could Seize Kensington and Chelsea if Russia Does Not Leave Ukraine

Sci/Tech

Revenge of the Nerds: Creating Tech to Imprison You Further

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Bill Clinton: “I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman”

I Joined the British Army

Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

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Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

NEWS ON THE HOUR

“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

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X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

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VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”