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Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity

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Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

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LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry?

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

NEWS ON THE HOUR

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Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

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Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

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TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

Sci/Tech

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

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28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

HEADLINE NEWS

Entertainment

White Dee Brokers Peace Deal in Ukraine

Health

Protein and Carbohydrates as Bad as Smoking

World

Primary School Teachers Kidnap Gove

Health

Are You at Risk of Climate Change During a Heart Attack?

Entertainment

“We’ve Got Access to Bunkers You Don’t”

World

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Put On Hold For Now

World

George W. Bush: “But..but, there are no WMDs in Ukraine!”

World

6 Distractions You Can Do to Not Think About Russia Annexing Ukraine

World

Obama Sending Crack Team of Libtards to Ukraine

World

Obamacare to be Extended to Ukraine Says Obama

Entertainment

Mysterious Box That Unlocks Cars? We Need to Watch Some Ghost Dog Says Cop

Sports

Hague Challenges Putin to Judo Match

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Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

I Joined the British Army

Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

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Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

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Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

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X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Breaking News

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”

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