“Yeah, I’m a special ops soldier, and I talk about stuff to everyone, including the press. I just can’t stop talking, and talking, and talking. You want to know anything that’s secret, I’ll talk about it in bars, in Walmart, in restaurants, hell I love talking so much I talk to anyone who wants to hear? I hope they ain’t agents from another country or something huh?” U.S. Navy Seal, Bill bin Tawkin, told all news outlets around the world yesterday.
It’s a good thing this Navy Seal is not behind lines in some North Korean bunker being interrogated about state secrets and key operational procedures.
