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Masterful Cinematography Graces the Puy de Fou With Director Bruno Aveillan

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Masterful Cinematography Graces the Puy de Fou With Director Bruno Aveillan

It is great to see attention to historical detail as one witnesses within this short masterpiece filmed in the Puy de Fou, where acclaimed French director Bruno Aveillan cruises through time as if it were nothing but a short, hop, skip and jump.

One can see elements of Terry Gilliam, maybe some Les Visiteurs a la Jean-Marie Poiré albeit without the quirky comedy, and a smidgeon of Ridley Scott-esque historical detailing.

The short film was filmed entirely in the heart of Puy du Fou’s authentic, scenic park and includes performances from the park’s stuntmen, horse riders and artists.

eternals scene

Preparation for the film took two and a half years and an entire week of filming using five cameras filming simultaneously in order to bring this unique picture to life, one that reflects the quality experienced by Puy du Fou’s visitors. Over 200 actors from Puy du Fou took part in the making of this extraordinary film, which required 600 costumes, 30 horses, 2 tons of fireworks, 30 make-up artists, 2 drones and over 60 hours of rushes.

Bruno Aveillan has been able to translate the aesthetics and visual force of Puy du Fou’s facets which have made the park famous for over 40 years, into a spectacular and moving film.

Technical excellence, intricate visual magic is all too apparent, and after watching the film, one can only want more of those moments in time.

‘Eternals’ showcases the amazing theme park in the heart of the Vendée region of Western France, it brings forth the qualities of the French imagination and their deep historical cultural value. Forget Disney Land Paris, Puy du Fou is the place to go, to truly enjoy one’s freedom of expression and imagination.

 

How Men and Women Differ in Gambling

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How Men and Women Differ in Gambling

It’s no surprise than men and women are different in many respects. But do they play differently? Let’s see what the science says on this matter.

Why do they play?

People gamble for a variety of reasons. Some are attracted by the possibility of making money on gambling. Some prefer the thrill that you feel while you wait for the casino game to show you the result. Some like the social aspect of gambling.

Studies show that men and women are mostly similar on this question. Roughly a half of men and women are in for the money. They see gambling as a form of investment where you can win a fortune if you bet long enough.

Men and women are equally divided in the question of boredom. 22% of women and 19% of men gamble because they’re bored as found on IrishCasinoHEX’s view on MrGreen Casino. As for the thrill of gambling, 5% more men than women gamble for the thrill of the game first and foremost. The numbers here are 20% and 25% respectively.

What do they play?

Now, men and women are much more divided in terms of games they prefer to play. 73% of men prefer to bet on sports while only 40% of women do. This may be due to the fact you have to know a lot about dozens of factors to bet effectively or to the fact that women are less interested in gambling on average.

Bingo, however shows quite different results. 28% of men play it while 60% of women gamblers do. There’s evidence that women prefer to play non competitive sports and calculate their chances of success, while men go for competition even when they’re bound to win.

The same study correlates with the statistics that shows men prefer competitive gambling like poker. They’re 10% ahead of women in preference to this sport, with exact numbers being 30% and 20% respectively.

However, women are 10% ahead of men in online slots. 36% of women prefer to play them, while 26% of men do.

How do they risk?

Men tend to take risks more than women on average. As the study we mentioned before shows, men can be less calculative about taking risks, however.

If either gender would win £500, 71% of women would cash in, while only 60% of men would. 13% of men are going to reinvest the cash they won to win even better compared to only 9% of women.

A study on problem gambling shows that more men than women are problem gamblers. The numbers are 2.9% for women and 4.2% for men.

Where do they play?

A lot of respondents of the survey gambled in front of TV, a common modern day trend. A third gambled in the bathroom, with men being 4% ahead in this category. 10% of either sex gambled in a hospital – a sane decision considering the size of a hospital bill.

As for family events, 12% of men would distract from them to gamble, while only 8% of women would.
What sites do they play at
Brand loyalty is rather high in gambling. About a third of men and women play at one website only. Another third gambles at two websites.

The number of gamblers who play at more than 6 websites at a time is as low as 10% for both sexes. Men and women are quite united in this respect, and don’t want to pick many places to play.

How much do they spend?

Men spend a lot more on gambling on average. Half of women don’t spend more than £10 a week on gambling, on par with 35% of men.

In all the consequent spending brackets, men are represented more than women. Often, the numbers are quite small. For instance, 3.5% of men spend £250 a week, while only 2.2% of women do.

Are they different or alike?

Men and women are quite different in gambling habits. Men spend more, and play different games. However, the difference is more about being 10% ahead of another sex than being cardinally different.

Actress Emma Thompson Brings Champagne and Caviar to Extinction Rebellion

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Actress Emma Thompson Brings Champagne and Caviar to Extinction Rebellion

After flying thousands of miles first class in some carbon emission nightmare 747, celebrity luvvie, Emma Thompson immediately got into her dungarees and asked her chauffeur to drive her to the Extinction Rebellion protest where middle class crusties and other socialist/Marxist ephemera are sitting in.

“Darlin, do you like my dungarees, have some champagne, it’s a Mouton Rothschild, but you wouldn’t know that would you?” Thompson quips at a crusty who hasn’t washed for six years, handing him a glass of the best.

Dungarees are a staple for champagne socialists, as it portrays an image of being of the people. The fact that Emma Thompson is staying at the Dorchester in a luxury suite, is neither here nor there.

“Would you like some caviar? You look like you have not eaten anything all day, poor darling,” the celebrity sighs, as she hands out some prime Sevruga with a little spoon.

Times are hard for the protesters and they need all they can get, so it is thankful they have such a champion on their side.

“You lot carry on, I’ve got a dinner appointment at Le Gavroche with some of my luvvie chums. Ta ta for now, see you tomorrow for some more photo ops.”

 

Bloodbath Tory Disaster Planned For Next Month’s Local Elections

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Bloodbath Tory Disaster Planned For Next Month’s Local Elections

Hundreds of Tory councillors will lose their seats next month in local elections because of Theresa May whose name is now associated with ‘betrayal’.

Conservative Associations across the country are finding that Mrs May’s name is so toxic with voters that the mere mention of the Prime Minister gets in the way of campaigning with some even showing their disgust by spitting or shouting.

On May 2 a total of 8,773 council seats will be contested across 259 councils in England and Northern Ireland. The Tories currently have control of 163 councils, Labour have 74 and the Liberal Democrats four.

Latest polling suggests the Conservatives will suffer heavy losses as voters punish them for Mrs May’s failure to deliver Brexit.

Toxic Theresa

Pollsters are now predicting the Conservatives will lose control of at least 100 councils simply because of toxic Theresa May and her role in betraying the people.

“Theresa May has taken the Tories back centuries and we will lose everything we have worked for. It is nigh on impossible to get canvassers or volunteers now. Even mentioning May’s name to voters can have violent effects, with one man headbutting a canvasser when he dared to. This is unworkable,” a Tory council worker revealed.

As predicted by the Daily Squib, because of Theresa May and her Remainer cult, who have actively deferred Brexit two times already and consorted with Jeremy Corbyn, the Tories will be thrown into the political wilderness for at least thirty years.

“What we are seeing here is a PM who does not care for her councillors, her own party, her voters, and ultimately the whole country. Theresa May is now so reviled for destroying Britain’s democracy that many people say her name when they step on a dog shit. How bad is that?” another Tory councillor who will lose his seat revealed.

Anne Hedgerow, the councillor for the Milliscombe and Trentonsplean ward, was asked four times by the BBC whether she would like to praise the Conservatives’ handling of Brexit, but would only say: “I am a Conservative candidate in the local elections and I will do the very best I can for my residents in the local elections. In other words, I’m fucked.”

Casino Wagering Requirements – What Is It and How to Meet Them?

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Casino Wagering Requirements – What Is It and How to Meet Them?

Online casinos offer a wide array of bonus offers for new and existing players. Offers surface regularly to grant players several benefits when they play online. It is a boon for any player. Online casinos provide them as a way to attract new players to sign up and deposit money. But they are also used to retain their existing members.

However, the bonuses come with some wagering requirements that you need to meet. Even the best no deposit bonus has a set of betting guidelines that must be satisfied.

But what is a wagering requirement?

It is the number of times you must play the bonus before you can withdraw your wins from the reward. Most bonuses have several conditions that you need to suffice, besides the wagering requirements. Unfortunately, some players failed to comprehend these requirements. As a result, they get frustrated and they vouch to never use the online casino again.

Wagering requirements are vital for online casinos to stay in the business. They do not just give their investment away. Players must help these casinos to thrive by fulfilling the wagering requirements.

These requirements also exist to meet the anti-money laundering regulations. Without these requirements, criminals can easily withdraw their illegal money.

How to Meet the Wagering Requirements?

The only way for you to meet the requirements is to play and use the bonus. If the casino bonus is free money, make sure to spread your bet across lucrative slot machines.

These machines typically have high minimum bets but they do give generous payouts. Playing these machines with your free money will help you meet the requirements while you win huge payout.

Then, make sure that you play the bonus on machines with several bonus features. These features will boost your chances of increasing your overall bet.

Some wagering requirements can be unreasonable. That is, they have high betting requirements and should be fulfilled within a short period. Other casinos will require you to use the bonus on limited games. In that case, you cannot choose a game that has lucrative payouts.

Hence, to avoid these frustrations, make sure to read the following tips.

Know the Guidelines Before Making a Commitment

Most bonuses have corresponding wagering requirements. Remember, though, that not all bonuses are the same.

Before you claim the bonus from a casino site, make sure to read the fine print. That is, go through its terms and conditions to know the wagering requirements of the bonus.

With enough knowledge, you can make an informed decision before you claim the bonus.

Monitor Your Progress

After knowing the wagering requirements, do not sign up yet. Instead, you must do the math first. It is just a simple mental calculation on how much you must bet to satisfy the conditions.

Consider writing it down to help you easily monitor your progress. It will also assist you in remembering how much more you need to wager so you can fulfill the guidelines without any trouble.

Check the Other Terms and Conditions

Do not just focus on the wagering requirement. Keep in mind that it is just one of the many guidelines that you need to meet before you can finally withdraw your win from the casino bonus.

The guidelines would include the time limits and games allowed. Some online casinos have a different set of guidelines for a particular casino bonus. For that reason, it is ideal that you check the general terms and conditions and the rules associated with the online casino bonus.

Finding a Wager-Free Bonus

If you do not like meeting wagering requirements, you could search online casino bonuses without any betting requirements associated with them. However, they are rare.

If you found one, the casino bonus might have some other strict guidelines that are more rigorous than the wagering requirements. Hence, it is vital to weigh your options before committing to anything.

Those wager-free casino bonuses are excellent, though. The reason for this is that you can easily withdraw your wins after they have been credited to your account.

Play Games with 100% Weighting

Some games might not contribute in full to your bonus betting requirement. Rather, they only have certain participation. Several bonuses have standard game weightings. That’s why you must read the terms of every promo to verify.

Suppose you wish to play on a slot machine that contributes $5 for every $100 bet for the wagering requirement. Now, if the betting requirement is $1000 and you bet $100, the remaining number of betting is $1,995.

That said, it is best to use the casino bonus on a game with 100% weighting. In that way, it will be easier for you to meet the requirements and withdraw your wins. Most of the Novomatic free slots online have 100% weighting. However, it still depends on the online casino that you prefer.

You must consider that casinos can set any wagering requirements as they see fit. If you cannot find any betting requirements, never assume that the casino bonus does not have a corresponding betting guideline. If you cannot find anything, contact the online casino support team to verify.

Extinction Rebellion Protest is About Population Control

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Extinction Rebellion Protest is About Population Control

The cold hard truth about the Extinction Rebellion protest in Central London is that it is about population control.

The planet cannot take this population increase anymore and something has to be done.

Extinction protesters need to lead the march to reducing the global population by sterilising themselves immediately, aborting their pregnancies and embracing euthanasia on their numbers.

Global pollution and societal misery, as well as loss of earth’s finite resources are a problem of unfettered mass breeding of humans, especially in the Third World but also concerns the West where the mass influx of globalist migratory forces have taken wind.

This unfettered mass breeding only creates misery, poverty, terrorism, war and famine. It must therefore be stopped, through any means possible. Extinction Rebellion protesters are right in bringing this problem to the fore and its need for urgency.

The median estimate for future growth sees the world population reaching 8.6 billion in 2030, 9.8 billion in 2050 and 11.2 billion by 2100.

Overpopulation

How to effectively reduce the global population?

  1. Education: Populations of humans must be educated to breed responsibly. Globally, a single or no child policy should be implemented at the most.
  2. Abortion: Women globally should be given the right to abort pregnancies and encouraged financially to do so.
  3. Sterilisation: Populations who are encouraged to sterilisation should be given financial incentives. These incentives work most in areas of extreme poverty.
  4. War: Military means of population reduction are messy and destroy the environment. This is a very effective way of reducing populations however the action must be global to really work. Conventional war is obviously preferred over complete nuclear destruction.
  5. Pandemic: Already mass swathes of Africa are infected by Ebola and AIDS, but this is not enough. There needs to be a virus that propagates quickly, lies dormant for a few weeks or months so it can be spread globally via air travel, and be so deadly that no cure is found easily for effective population reduction.
  6. Natural disaster: As effective as volcanoes and earthquakes are, they are not reliable and too infrequent.
  7. Space travel: The future may be one of interstellar travel, in that case, simply export billions of people into space to colonise other earth-like planets.

Surpopulation

The effect of excessive population growth on economic development and social progress, impacts on internal stability in overcrowded underdeveloped countries and is a crucial statistical element to the immense problems the globe faces.

Reducing the global population will save vital finite resources, and will allow the earth’s resources to replenish naturally.

 

Architect’s New Vision For Notre Dame Revealed

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Architect’s New Vision For Notre Dame Revealed

After the tragic destruction of much of the Notre Dame cathedral by fire, the monument will finally be brought back to life.

Thanks to the donations of France’s billionaires, who have donated over a billion euros to the project, the new vision will reflect France, and especially Paris in the dawn of a new age.

Rebirth

“France has changed since the Middle Ages. Where the Notre Dame used to serve as a symbol of French nationalism, the country has profoundly moved towards a more dynamic Internationalist globalist state. France is not France anymore — it is the EU,” chief architect, Sinan Masood revealed in Le Figaro.

The new design will still keep elements of the old cathedral but there will be four minarets and a dome. The twin towers housing the bells will still stand for historic significance.

“Paris will hear the bells, but also the call to prayer, the Muezzin. There will be no French flags allowed near the cathedral, only EU flags,” Minister of the Interior, Jean Baptiste said on Thursday.

As plans develop further, more information will be revealed.

Study: People Feel Better When All Their Smart Devices Are Charged

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Study: People Feel Better When All Their Smart Devices Are Charged

Having all your smart devices with a full charge is the key to feeling good in the modern age, a new study has found.

Conducted over a period of ten years, the University of Wichita study aimed to find out what creates stress and happiness amongst the population.

“If you have a full charge on your iPad, iPod, iPhone, Android phone, lap top, smart watch, fitness watch, digital SLR camera, gopro camera, portable bluetooth speakers, digital radio, smart GPS watch, bluetooth headset, smart glasses, smart headband, wireless smart earphones, smart portable digital assistant and all the other smart devices you own and cannot function without daily, then you are in a good mood, but if you forget to charge just one of these things or it’s low on juice, then the serotonin levels in the brain are affected and a great depression comes over you. This is the reality, and can affect the rest of your day,” Miles Rudrick, a professor of social psychology revealed in the new study.

One man who owns over 70 smart devices and cannot live without each device, has a usb charging port hub that includes over 100 charging points.

“Every morning I have to check if all my devices charged properly during the night. This initial check takes over an hour. I then have to put these various devices on my wrist or in my bag before I go to work. This process can sometimes take over an hour as well. If I find that any device during the day is running short on power I panic, and get very depressed, especially if I’m somewhere where there are no usb charging points. I always carry with me at least 200 usb 3 charging cables, just in case some are faulty and twenty banks of 10,000MAH portable powerbanks.”

The key to happiness it seems is being charged up, so for this reason alone, many are also including portable powerbanks in their repertoire, although this may add weight, for the sake of staying joyful in digital bliss, they are an essential item.

Anti-Semite Theresa May Joins Corbyn’s Labour Inner Circle With Gruesome Initiation

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Anti-Semite Theresa May Joins Corbyn’s Labour Inner Circle With Gruesome Initiation

At first she condemned Jeremy Corbyn and his anti-semitic Labour party, but now Theresa May is working with the same people she previously condemned as anti-semitic.

Theresa May’s decision to extend the hand of friendship to “anti Semitic far left Marxist” Jeremy Corbyn is a “fundamental betrayal” of the British people, but it doesn’t end there, it is reported the PM has now gone and joined the Labour anti-semite inner circle with a tattoo on her lower back to commemorate her allegiance to anti-semitism and Jeremy Corbyn.

May joins Labour inner circle

“May has not only legitimised Corbyn by actively working with him, but now condones anti-semitism and Marxism by having a tattoo on her back depicting the arches of Auschwitz,” a disgusted parliamentarian commented.

Theresa May’s joining with the Labour party and Jeremy Corbyn is a monumental failure of leadership and her new tattoo is a symbol of joining the heart of Corbyn’s Labour.

The PM was told on the third meeting with Jeremy Corbyn that she had to go through a special ritual to show her true commitment to the cause. This involves having a tattoo on the lower back with the words “Arbeit Macht Frei” or in English “Work Sets You Free”.

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Arbeit macht frei is a German phrase meaning “work sets you free”. The slogan is known for appearing on the entrance of Auschwitz and other Nazi concentration camps

All Corbynistas are required to have the tattoo simply because of its anti-semitic symbolism and signals the entrance into the Jeremy Corbyn inner circle.

One can imagine, maybe with a little vomit coming up, the PM’s husband Philip May turning her over in bed for some back action and seeing the words emblazoned all over her lower back. Indeed it will be hard work doing the dirty deed on that thing.

Condemnation

“This shows a profound level of desperation and betrayal for everything that Britain stands for by consorting with a known anti-semite who even spied for the Russians in the 1980s. On this point alone, Theresa May is breaking protocol on national security and endangering Britain,” a security service adviser revealed.

For the good of the country, Theresa May must be ousted as she has chosen to go rogue and consort with the enemy. It is fundamental that the Conservative hierarchy tell her to leave her position or have her taken care of for putting the nation in severe peril.

Corbyn, who is a great admirer of Josef Stalin, the former Soviet Russian dictator, is not bothered by criticisms of his endorsement of a brutal butcher who was responsible for more than 20 million deaths including much of Russia’s Jewish citizens during his terrible reign.

Currently, the PM is defiant to any sort of comment about her affiliation with Jeremy Corbyn and is so enamoured by him, she is even thinking of having a second tattoo on her left breast of the Labour leader himself, a tit, to mark a tit. Tit for tat.

Joe Biden Resumes Role as One of Nation’s Top Creeps

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Joe Biden Resumes Role as One of Nation’s Top Creeps

On the cusp of an expected White House run, creepy Joe Biden is returning to a familiar role this week as the one of the nation’s top creeps.

The former vice president will speak Tuesday at the funeral of his own campaign manager, Fritz Fuckenheimer, sniffmate and friend. The tribute will add to the already memorable creepies Biden has provided for everyone from Barack Obama to Nancy Pelosi’s three thousandth facelift, reflecting his status as the go-to man to speak about the legacies of Washington’s all-time ass wipes.

But his presence at Fuckenheimer’s funeral also underscores Biden’s unique — and complicated — role in American politics in 2019. It’s a reminder of his decades-long creepy presence on Capitol Hill at a time when some Democratic activists are putting a premium on the usual young whacked out Marxists.

In the run-up to a widely expected presidential campaign, it’s these types of creepy connections that Biden thinks make him stand out as a stabilising figure in hyper-tension and neck rubbing. It’s not only sniffing 13-year-old girls, but also about connecting with older generations by nipple rubbing or talking about cock rings at congressional ceremonies that counts.

Those close to him see his creepy dripping tongue as an example of the unifying role Biden can play in polarising times.

“He grew up with these people. He learned from them, he came to become a creep with them,” said Budd Nipring, Biden’s chief speechwriter in the first term of the Obama administration. “Republican or Democrat didn’t matter. They were all living it together in the creep zone.”

Politics aside, Biden is known as a poignant perverted creep. Those close to him say that’s because he’s someone who enjoys long lingering days in shopping malls going from one shoe shop to another sniffing and licking women’s shoes.

“There’s a politician way of delivering a sniff, and a more human way of delivering a a long lingering wet lick to the back of some unsuspecting woman’s neck,” said Jon Felcker, a speechwriter for former President Barack Obama. “Joe Biden’s sniffs are as dog like as they come, and I suspect that he connects so well with people when he gets up close, like, real close.”

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