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Marisa Papen – Everyone Can Go Topless in NYC

In this day and age of extreme equality, there seems to be hypocrisy when it comes to toplessness. Men are allowed to go topless in public, but women are still not in most areas.

Marisa Papen, the symbol of feminine nude freedom and photographer Robert Herman deal with this dilemma in their most recent project.

Excerpts from Marisa Papen’s blog:

“Less than 100 years ago, believe it or not, male nipples were considered just as taboo as female nipples. . In the 1930s, four men went shirtless to Coney Island, they got arrested. Then, in 1935, a mob of topless men in Atlantic City protested; 42 got arrested, but their efforts paid off: By 1936, the naked male chest became accepted as a social norm. Today, men walk around freely topless and you see at least ten bare male chests per fashion magazine. Women’s chests? Not so much in the 1930s, and not so much now.

#freethenipple

“From emojis, to hearts, to stars, to a simple blur they were all of use in covering my nips at one point. But even that was useless… So it seemed… About 3 years ago now, my instagram account got taken down. Considering there is so much more offensive, derogatory, and scary material on Instagram, it’s kind of shocking that something so benign was flagged.

“Instagram states that users “may not post violent, nude, partially nude … pornographic or sexually suggestive photos or other content”. The company’s CEO justifies the regulations in terms of making the social network, “the safest possible place for teens and adults”.

“Despite the fact that the site regularly allows women to be objectified with provocative captions accompanying nude flesh, the line appears to be drawn at the nipple – providing these are covered (with stickers, hands, tassels – you name it), then the photo is deemed acceptable.

“Not sure if it was due to the freedom that I try to spread or just the unacceptably offensive nature of my specific nipples. Whatever!

“Newsflash Girlssssss: it’s legal to go topless in NY State! Here’s some info and some history: Penal law 245.01, which involves public indecency and exposure, was amended by the NY Supreme Court in 1992, ruling it legal for women to be topless in public under the grounds of gender equality. This law was amended six years after seven women were arrested in Rochester, NY for being topless in a public area and the 1992 case People vs. Ramona Santorelli and Mary Lou Schloss thrust the topless revolution into full-blown action. And yet, over a decade later, in 2005, Jill Coccaro, also known as Phoenix Feeley, was arrested on Delancey Street for leaving her shirt at home. After being detained for twelve hours, she later sued the city and was awarded $29,000 for her unwarranted arrest.

“‘I want to thank all the women mentioned above for their courage and will power to fight the system.’

“And I must say, it always surprises me that almost no women are using the right to free their chest. I do understand you don’t want to be yelled or stared at. But think about it… the more boobies in the street, the quicker men (and women) will get used to it, the less boobs are going to be sexualized and draw attention… The free-er we can be. So all fellow-ladies, we should all start to exercise this right, MUCH more often!!”

With love,

Marisa

Photography by Robert Herman

Why Climate Activists Do Not Address China, India, USA Pollution

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The recent climate change protests in the centre of London are proof that many activists are completely deluded and ill informed to the real causes of climate change and global pollution.

The British Isles are no bigger than the state of California in the USA, and Britain’s manufacturing output in relation to pollution is negligible, especially when compared to massive countries like China, India and the USA, which produce the majority of the earth’s pollutants.

Even if Britain were to ban all motor vehicles tomorrow, and have zero emissions, the amount of pollutants pumped into the earth’s stratosphere and ocean’s by China alone would make the whole exercise redundant.

Consider that nation’s like the USA make up only 5% of the global population yet use up 60% of the earth’s resources, pumping out huge amounts of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere every day. The LA freeways, and their millions of cars are a necessary function for the US economy to keep moving, and the vast mining operations by US companies globally digging for precious minerals, plundering whole third world countries for their resources is something the US economy cannot live without.

The point being made here, forget about piddly Britain and your virtue signalling protests, because globally, Britain is a squirt of piss in an ocean filled with plastics when it comes to global pollution.

 

As if the factories spewing their poisons into the atmosphere in China, India and elsewhere do not affect our atmosphere in the UK? The oceans full of plastic, dumped chemicals and raw sewage travel across the globe all the way from China to Britain’s shores.

The reason we will never see one of these middle class virtue signalling champagne socialist climate activists in China is because that regime and country is out of their depth. These activists would be rounded up, taken away and the soles of their feet beaten until they confess to state crimes, spying and terrorism. The next morning they would find themselves in front of a Chinese military firing squad, and after their brains are blown out onto the grass, their still warm bodies would be immediately rushed to a waiting organ donor truck to be harvested for their vitals.

One thing’s for certain, Emma Thompson will not be around to save them then.

Suicide Bombers – At Least They Do It Only Once

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One thing that can be said about all these suicide bombers bombing about — they do their bad deed only once.

“It is rare that a suicide bomber will be able to detonate themselves twice. We have to look at this as a positive,” one security expert revealed.

Indeed, the terrible damage created by a suicide bomber should not be denied, it is a terrible thing to go into a public place and blow yourself up, even if it is only once.

The worst nightmare for security operations is multiple suicide bombers blowing themselves up only once.

“They may only do it once, but if there are multiple suicide bombs in one area or in multiple locations that detonate themselves, the damage created can be absolutely awful,” another security expert revealed.

We must be thankful that these suicide bombers only do it once, but as mentioned before, once is bad enough.

Please stop doing it, because it does not change anything.

Tories Keep Theresa May to Spare Boris Johnson Clashing With Brexit Party

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The 1922 Committee have quite astutely kept the current ailing PM, Theresa May in power because it would be imprudent to have a leadership contest now and have Boris Johnson win, thus clashing with the Brexit Party led by Nigel Farage.

It is better to keep Theresa May as prime minister to continue ruining the already devastated Conservative party which has now lost many of their voters, key funding, grassroots support and MPs.

“I am happy that Theresa May is staying in power because she will continue to ruin the Tory party, and leave it out of power for at least two generations. She has already damaged the party to such an extent that daily, many voters and MPs are moving to the Brexit party. Furthermore, we like Boris Johnson and if she left, we would be up against him, which is something we do not want to happen,” a Brexiteer who supports the Brexit Party revealed on Thursday.

Theresa May is the gift that keeps giving to the Tory opposition, and this is why they want her to be kept as PM by the Remainer Tory hierarchy, who have close ties with big business and the EU.

“As long as they keep May as PM, we can ensure success in the European elections, and finally change the insipid two party system that has plagued this country for so long. It is imperative that she stays in her job and continues to ruin the Conservative party. The Tories are not Conservatives anymore anyway, they are socialists aligned with the Marxist Labour party,” another former Tory voter explained.

Why Michelle Obama Will Not Run For President

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To become a U.S president requires a full medical test and examination. Even though, Michelle Obama is riding high in popularity with American socialists after the success of her recent book, this one necessary requirement is the factor stopping the former first lady from putting herself forward as a candidate.

Many in the Democratic party are clamouring for Obama to run of the presidency in 2020. In addition to her consistently high approval rating, Obama brings with her an immoral fortitude and aspirational progressive tenor that so many are seeking from elected officials in the next election.

Obama, however, finds herself lacking on the main qualification for running for president—she has no interest in having herself examined medically, especially if this examination revealed anything she does not want to be revealed.

Despite her obvious talent for leadership, her imposing hulking figure, her charisma and her inspirational speeches, she says she is uninterested in running for president, purely because it could bring more scrutiny upon herself, and her true physicality.

Veteran campaign manager for the Democrats, Budd Heimey, revealed how he has tried but failed to persuade Michelle Obama to put herself forward for the role.

barack and mike obama“Believe me I tried but she is an imposing figure. She put me in a headlock, as she has incredible strength and height, and told me in no uncertain terms that she did not want me to mention it again. Remember this woman has shoulders, and a grip that can crush walnuts. At one point I passed out, but she revived me with a hefty kick in the groin before telling me to ‘get the fuck out’.”

No one really knows why Michelle Obama would be avoiding a medical test as a requirement to become president.

At a recent weight lifting charity event where Michelle lifted up a 6’4 man with only one arm and tossed him across the room, reporters were lax to ask her.

“Remember what happened to Joan Rivers? Well, I got a mortgage, family and car payments and a life. That’s why I don’t ask questions about Michelle Obama,” one journalist for a well known news network revealed.

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Male Feminist Wrongly Accused of Rape by Feminist Activist Commits Suicide

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A man who accidentally tripped up on a banner left on the ground at a feminism protest three years ago and fell forward onto a female feminist activist where he put his hands out to break the fall, underwent 24 months of a gruelling court case where he was accused of rape by his former feminist friend and colleague.

The male feminist, who cannot be named, fell on top of the female feminist and landed between her legs. By falling in such a manner, an accusation of attempted rape was first upheld, but was then escalated to full rape by the woman, who used to be a close colleague and activist in feminist causes with the man.

“Here is a male feminist who was devout to the cause of emasculation, who supported his own destruction as a man, being accused of something that he was totally against. Even the thought of penetrating a woman was abhorrent to this man and he campaigned for decades as a male feminist activist to end such anti-feminist practices. To be accused by the same feminists of an act that he actively abhorred was an aberration and complete betrayal that sadly led to his tragic suicide,” the man’s lawyer released as a statement at the inquest held in South London.

According to the report at the inquest following the man’s suicide, it was revealed that due to the false accusations he had not only been abandoned completely from his lifelong feminist friends and colleagues, but due to the social stigma, his own family had rejected him, he lost his job, his home and was living at a bus stop in Clapham.

Brexit Widdecombe Bomb to Destroy Opposition in European Elections

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If you want to bring out the big guns, the Howitzers, the napalm, forget about that, the Brexit Party just went nuclear, cue Ann Widdecombe.

This former MP was a Tory party member for a whopping 55 years before defecting to the Brexit Party to defend the mantle of democracy and sovereignty in Britain.

The Engineer, as we call him at the Squib, Nigel Farage, is a genius politician who has now rallied some big names into the new Brexit Party and has gained major voter support as well as funding.

As the Conservatives flounder aimlessly under the pathetic cowardice and treachery of Theresa May, their polling numbers are in such low figures that it may now take decades to recover all the ground lost with voter sentiment. May has not only abandoned voters, but Tory grassroots and much of the party, yet she is still supported by the Tory Remainer hierarchy who are as instrumental in the destruction of the Conservative party as May is.

The fateful date of the European elections on May 23 comes towards us like a speeding bullet, and many are itching to go to the ballot box for some serious punishment meted out on to the Tories, and Labour party.

One day, maybe Britain will rise from the ashes of treachery and cowardice, to look forward onto the open seas once again, to man the ships, and set sail to forge those lucrative trading deals. Until then, we are stuck with Theresa May, an insipid turd that refuses to be flushed down the toilet bowl into the sewer where she belongs.

Ann Widdecombe will be the one who takes the fight to the EU, and not of her former party who have abandoned everything it stood for — instead, she will stand up for Brexit and Great Britain.

Prince William Wants Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘one way trip to Mars’: Report

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A new report claims that Prince William wants Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle “as far away as possible, like on a one way trip to the planet Mars.”

Prince William reportedly wants the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to go on a one way trip to Mars to ensure that he and wife Kate Middleton stay in the spotlight.

Insiders claim that Kensington Palace considered sending Harry, 34, and Markle, 37, to Syria or Iraq at first, but settled on Mars as the best solution to the problem.

“There have been various ideas floated for them to take on a job abroad, such as governor-general of the Sunni Triangle in Baghdad or Syria, wherever,” a palace source told The Sunday Times.

harry and meghan Mars

SpaceX

Palace courtiers and advisers are now talking to SpaceX pioneer, Elon Musk, to send the couple on a one way trip to Mars.

A friend of William and Harry alleged, “In some ways it would suit William to get his brother off the earth for a few decades and Meghan as far away as possible.”

Elon Musk, has been commissioned by the palace to design some kind of royal spaceship that will ensure Harry, Meghan will travel to Mars safely with a flight crew who will help set up a Mars colony once they get there.

The cost to the British taxpayer for the Duke and Duchess to go to Mars could be in the region of £450 million, however many are saying it is cheap considering what you get for that price.

 

Seven Months to Mars

“Going to Mars is no cup of Earl Grey tea. We are talking seven long months. I can’t imagine Meghan or Harry being able to cope without the paparazzi for that long? This is why we have designated one paparazzi to be their official photographer during the arduous journey,” Miles Franklin, a SpaceX team member told the Times.

“Once on Mars, the couple will still be able to update their Instagram page, but there will be some delay in doing so. Communication delays between Mars and Earth can be between 3 and 22 minutes,” Franklin added.

Desperate times desperate measures

There is a real feeling of desperation in the palace about what to do to get the limelight back on Kate and William, who have been sidelined by Harry and Meghan.

Hopefully, the Harry, Meghan Mars trip will be the opportunity Prince William and Kate Middleton need to rebuild their public personas and reclaim their rightful place as the new face of royalty in the 21st century.

Kensington Palace didn’t deny the rumours of sending the Sussex royals to Mars, but said in a statement, “Any future plans for the Duke and Duchess are speculative at this stage. SpaceX founder, Elon Musk is in close discussion with the palace. The Duke will continue to fulfil his role as Commonwealth Youth Ambassador until his departure date to Mars.”

If this all goes well, Musk will be in for a knighthood, the palace has confirmed.

New Vote For Comrade Theresa May Ten Year EU Soviet Plan

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Addressing the people of the EU Soviet Sektor 101 Formerly Great Britain, Comrade Theresa May has spoken about the sector’s future in miserable slavery to our EU masters.

“COMRADES, men of the Remainer Army and Remainer Navy, commanders and political instructors, working men and working women, collective farmers-men and women, workers in the intellectual professions, brothers and sisters in the rear of our enemy who have temporarily fallen under the yoke of the Democratic brigands, and our valiant men and women guerillas who are destroying the rear of the capitalist Brexit shisters!

“On behalf of the EU Soviet Government and our Labour-Con Bolshevik Party I am greeting you and congratulating you on the first anniversary of the Great Remainer Socialist Revolution.

“Comrades, it is in strenuous circumstances that we are today celebrating the first anniversary of the Remainer Revolution. The perfidious attack of the Brexiteer brigands and the war which has been forced upon us have created a threat to our EU Sektor. The vile treacherous Brexiteers and their hunger for democracy, and sovereignty reckoned that after the very first EU Referendum our soviet socialist Remainer army would be dispersed, and our EU Sektor would be forced to her knees. But the enemy gravely miscalculated. In spite of temporary reverses, our Remainer treasonous army are heroically repulsing the Brexiteer’s attacks along the entire front and inflicting heavy losses upon them, while our EU Sektor—our entire European Union—has organized itself into one fighting camp in order, together with our Soviet Remainer forces, to encompass the rout of the Brexiteer invaders.

“There were times when our EU Stasi Sektor was in a still more difficult position. Remember the year 2016, when the former Great Britain conducted the largest democratic vote in the history of the country? 17.4 million of our country was at that time in the hands of treacherous democracy and freedom lovers. These scum, these miscreant capitalist democracy lovers voted to leave our beloved Soviet EU even after we skewed the election in our favour. But we did not become despondent, we did not lose heart. In the fire of corruption, treason and treachery we forged the Red Army and converted our country into a military camp. The spirit of the great Lenin animated us at that time for the war against the interventionists. And what happened? We routed the interventionists, and democracy lovers to recover all our lost territory, and achieved victory.

“Today the position of our country is far better than on June 23, 2016. Our country is now merely a Sektor of the great EU Communist Super-State. We are no longer enslaved to ridiculous aspirations of freedom, democracy or making our own laws. We are under the yoke of the European Union forever, and our Soviet collectivist assimilation is complete.

“For the complete destruction of the Brexiteers!”

“Death to the Brexit democratic vile pig swill!”

“Long live our glorious Motherland, Brussels, her Soviet Stasi prison!”

“Under the banner of Lenin, forward to victory!”

Happy St George’s Day

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It’s a happy St George’s Day in EUngland (EU Sector 101) today.

All over the EU sector soviet citizens and comrades have been celebrating St George, but many do not know anything about the story or why they are celebrating.

In Manchester street parties were held, and everyone waved EU flags in total ignorance to what they used to fly as a flag in the past.

“I heard it used to be a flag of a big red circle,” one man said.

Another man chimed in and postulated “I fink it was a big star and a moon, or summink like that.”

In London, where no one speaks English anymore, the street parties were jovial with only a few rabid stabbings.

“Sunt doar aici pentru beneficii,” a Londoner replied when asked what the significance of St George’s day was, whilst chomping on a large cabbage roll called a Sarmale.

One woman was adamant that she knew the significance of St George’s day.

“Dawno, dawno temu był facet o imieniu St George. To wszystko co wiem.”

Meanwhile at 10 Downing street, the EU sector Kommandant, Theresa Von May, was flying the EU flag at full mast to celebrate St George’s Day.

She addressed the nation with a telivisual communique to celebrate this wondrous day.

[Translated from German] “Comrades, today I would like to honour all soviet EU citizens within this sector. I have been asked by my superiors in Berlin to thank you all for capitulating throughout the terrible years of Brexit threat and to allow this former country to be completely swallowed up by the soviet EU superstate where Marxist collectivism is key to our functionality. All citizens will be given an increase in sugar rations by half a gram, and you will have an increase of one segment of chocolate for the day. Thank you for your endearing surrender. Long live the EU! Niech żyje Unia Europejska! Trăiască Uniunea Europeană! Da zhivee Evropeĭskiyat sŭyuz! Jetoni gjatë Bashkimit Evropian!”

Additional news — in sector 101-D, formerly Dalston, an Albanian man was arrested after an altercation with three Poles, one Bulgarian, five Romanians, and sixteen Afro-Caribbean gentlemen who had previously been on a pickpocket and stabbing spree leaving 49 people dead. All detainees were released without charge and given warnings at the insistence of the London Mayor Siddiqistan.