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Chinese April Fool’s Day?

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Pinch yourself, is this a Chinese nightmare, is this a fucking Chinese April Fool trick?

No, unfortunately, the globe really is in the middle of a virus pandemic which came from China.

This awful Chinese Virus is a pestilence that has caused TRILLIONS of dollars of damage to the global economy and is knocking off a few people here or there as well.

The Chins are communists and do not have a sense of humour, so, if you play a joke on someone in China, prepare to be reported to your local communist official, where you will be taken away, the soles of your feet beaten with a stick, then put in a prison never to be seen again.

Imagine waking up in your bed with a large scar down the side of your body. Chinese April Fool’s! You just had your kidney taken out and sold in a market in Guangdong! How about that for a joke?

During this lovely China pandemic nightmare, prepare to have your life changed forever.

Hundreds of thousands of poor souls globally are losing their lives and their jobs because some Chinese arsehole in an animal market ate bat soup along with a pangolin. It was really that simple…and here’s the clincher..the Wuhan live animal markets where coronavirus came from have just reopened, and they’re doing the same thing as before..no change.

Chinese April Fool’s day muffuggas!

First Coronavirus Wave is Testing Ground – Second – Third Wave Proving Ground

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If you catch the mild form of coronavirus COVID-19, it does not mean you are cured. There are instances of people catching two or three mutations at the same time. Once you are supposedly ‘cured’ you can be infected again.

Some scientists say the virus has 40 mutation strains, others say only 8 strains, the true number cannot be fully known as the virus is very mobile, and is constantly mutating within each region it infects.

The coronavirus is biphasic with multiple infections carrying multiple strains occurring on one single victim. One person or ‘super-spreader’ can shed the virus to multiple individuals even if they show no visible symptoms.

This airborne virus is carried in water droplets from the infected person, and can be transmitted by speech, sneezing, coughing and through touch.

If you do not wear proper N95 plus full facemasks, gloves and eye protection in public places you are in severe danger of catching one of the many strains of the deadly pathogen that is killing thousands of people right now. In the UK, for example, no one in public enclosed spaces wears protection, and this is why the virus infection rate is so high.

The misconception that after the first wave, people would have immunity to the coronavirus is wrong, as stated above, there are many different mutations of COVID-19, and as one area is seen to be supposedly clean, another global area will be infected, and air travel will carry through passengers the virus onto the supposedly cleaned up area for a double dose of infection. Those who were infected beforehand will get infected further, as many times the virus stays dormant within its victim even if deemed ‘cured’.

Governments are not factoring the known scientific information that those already infected, can be re-infected thus causing cytokine storms within the immune system, much like happened during the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918, where the second wave of infection was the ultimate killer.

A cytokine storm is an overproduction of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines), which, in a flu infection, is often associated with a surge of activated immune cells into the lungs. The resulting lung inflammation and fluid buildup can lead to respiratory distress and can be contaminated by a secondary bacterial pneumonia — often enhancing the mortality in patients. SOURCE

The only purely efficient way of stopping the entry of COVID-19 within a territory is to either halt all entry, or devise a test that would detect the virus even whilst dormant. Therefore, those who are infected can be denied entry to an uninfected zone. As yet, there is still no test of this kind that has been developed.

There would have to be viable testing of the whole population, where those who have been infected, even only once, are separated from the population who are uninfected. There would have to be periodical testing of the population to ensure that no one has been infected.

Due to the structure of the global economy, stopping all entry into a nation via air/sea/rail/road is not a viable option because the economy is more important than human life.

This is why there will be many waves of the mutated virus, and in each wave, the toll upon the population will increase until the virus is somehow halted.

Instagram Influencer Gives Makeup Tips Whilst Dying of Coronavirus

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It’s hard taking selfies every five minutes while you are hooked up to a ventilator and your lungs are filled with fluid, but Jameelia Shaquila, an Instagram influencer who makes thousands every year from her 2.8 million subscribers can do it.

“Try this rouge on your face from Permamax, and it will brighten your whole fucking face up,” the Instagram influencer sneezes, and a large glistening globule of white pus flies from her ventilator’s mouthpiece and lands on another patient’s face in the ICU ward.

The influencer receives thousands of dollars just for mentioning a brand name, and like all Instagrammers on the take, has never paid a dime in tax either.

Look good on Spring Break

“When you have a seizure as the virus attacks your neurological system, you can add some extra shade of purple around the eyes to hide the bruises as your head hits the bed frame.

“Today, I am wearing a Bikinidoll singlet $23.99, and a G-Squad G-string, $12.99. Y’all can buy them from the links below. Don’t forget to hit the subscribe button.”

One photograph shows Jameelia’s ventilator mouthpiece filling with fluid and pus from her lungs as she tries to smile for her Instagram fans, whilst simultaneously applying lipstick over her obnoxiously pouting botoxed trout lips gasping for air.

Ah, what a shame, Jameelia passed away last night whilst applying some foundation powder over her face. Her fickle plastic fans immediately switched to one of the other myriad of influencers.

Daily Squib February Article On China False Death Numbers Was Correct

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The Daily Squib never believed for one second that the numbers of deaths from the Communist Chinese authorities on the coronavirus pandemic were correct, despite Western media quoting official Chinese figures without question, and the WHO praising the communist regime for their ‘exemplary work’ in the fight against a virus that emanated from their own backyard, and has caused untold damage to the globe.

Thousands of urns awaiting collection in Wuhan, the city that was the first epicentre of the coronavirus pandemic, have raised questions about the true scale of the death toll in China.

New photos circulating online showing long lines of relatives waiting outside funeral homes in the Chinese city for the remains of their loved ones have renewed pressure on the ruling Communist party to reveal the full truth about impact of the Covid-19 virus.

According to Chinese government figures, 2,535 people in Wuhan died of the virus. This figure given by the lying Chinese is an absolute bollocks fabrication when the total of deaths caused by coronavirus is more in the region of 100,000, as the Daily Squib predicted in February.

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Over 100,000 Coronavirus Infected as China Hastily Buries Dead in Mass Graves For Incineration

 

Whilst the Chinese claim to have halted the virus in China, they are now trying to put a benevolent face on their efforts to help other countries, when in fact it is the Chinese Communist Party’s utter lies about the whole infection/death rate which is shameful, and a blatant cover-up that has endangered the world further. The Chinese Communist Party is a shameful disgrace, and the pestilence they have brought on the world from their negligence is beyond reproach.

The truth is we will never know the true extent to the Chinese cover-up, the journalists who tried to report things disappeared, the doctors who tried were publicly shamed then silenced, and the dead don’t speak.

One thing we do know is China is solely responsible for the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus around the globe.

 

COVID-19: Europe and America Decimated – Africa, India, South America, S.E. Asia Untouched

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It’s amazing, the places with the largest populations have come out pretty much untouched by the COVID-19 coronavirus, whilst global areas which are doing everything they can to lower their carbon footprint, and are reducing their indigenous populations with low birthrates are currently getting the hard end of the stick.

Some people have suggested that the temperature zone at the latitude from China to the US, which includes Europe is a key factor, however it is invariably the main air traffic centres which are the cause of the mass proliferation of the coronavirus.

The virus started in Wuhan, China, a country with a population of 1.4 Billion people, yet the coronavirus barely touched that statistic. To be truly effective for the planet’s survival, the Chinese population has to be reduced by at least 90%. The China Virus has barely decimated a decimal of what is needed.

Poverty covid-19
Ghetto and slums in Delhi, India

Africa, India, South America, S.E. Asia, where extreme poverty is prevalent, where vast sections of the populace live in unsanitary circumstances, where pollution is rife should be the place where the coronavirus should be spreading like wildfire but it is not.

Even in South Africa, where millions of people are infected with HIV, and live in shanty towns in close proximity to each other, the virus is practically non-existent.

India, one of the most densely populated countries in the world is a serious candidate for COVID-19 but has escaped mostly untouched.

The initial spread of the Chinese Virus was started by Chinese tourists across the major Western cities, and it is supposed, Chinese tourists have little or no interest in visiting some city in the middle of Africa, therefore, in this respect, Africa, India, South America, Middle East have been shielded by the China Virus.

South America is untouched, and much of the Middle East, India is completely free of the virus.

This coronavirus, if it does continue to decimate Western countries, is directly targeting the key points of civilisation and the modern industrial developed world, and wholly ignoring the Third World developing nations.

Brazilian favela in Rio de Janeiro
Brazilian favela in Rio de Janeiro

They Can Give Boris Leprosy, Rabies, Covid-19, or Bubonic Plague – HE WILL STILL DELIVER BREXIT

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Boris Johnson has COVID-19, albeit the mild strain luckily.

Our PM  will get through this little mishap, and he will continue to do his work much to the chagrin of the vile subhumans on Twitter wishing him death and all sorts of nastiness.

We know you will not be bothered by this pesky disease, and you will soldier on despite the illness.

Boris Johnson will deliver Brexit and he will get us through the COVID-19 pandemic despite everything that is thrown at him by the French, Satan, Beelzebub, the EU Commission or the Labour party.

Fuck ’em all BoJo You will beat this!!!!

Rishi Sunak’s Irresponsible Money Giveaway Means Future Ruinous Tax Rises

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The Financial Underwriting Credit Kickback Efficiency Derivative (FUCKED) think tank thinks that the Chancellor of the Exchequer’s money giveaway to millions of businesses and people is an irresponsible tactic that will invariably result in ‘ruinous tax rises’ for the future.

“The technique of giving with one hand and taking with the other, is an age-old trick by the tax man, and this is exactly what Rishi Sunak is doing. When the time comes, and the hysteria dies down, the government will want its money back and this is the clincher, the tax rises alone will ruin many businesses.

“This ruse of ‘saving people’ and businesses now is nothing of the sort. It is only a gesture to stop any form of civil disobedience, rioting and anarchy. If the government did not make this gesture, people would not be able to eat, and they would be out in the streets looting.

“Once the curtain is lifted and everything gets back to semi-normality, everyone will see these vast tax rises eviscerate anything they had left after the viral deluge. Future generations will also be saddled with this immense tax burden, a gift from their government for a lifetime of tax slavery. You will now be working 360 days of the year before you pay off the mere interest of your taxation bills.

“Many businesses may try to flee, but where to go? Many Western governments have conducted similar rescue package schemes and they will be doing the same thing as the British government.

“The traditional Conservative party credo of letting failing businesses fail has been dumped and a socialist model of massive bail outs and rescue packages adopted. Is the Conservative party conservative any more? When you have Marxists like Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell fawning over Rishi Sunak and Boris Johnson, one wonders what is going on?

“This only means, the ruinous economic policies of socialism has won through during this coronavirus, and it will be utilised by the government in the future to introduce punitive taxation measures that will effectively seal more ultimate government control over all finance and business.

“There is no liberty in being molly-coddled by governments. Boris has adopted the Big government model of socialists, and of ruinous bail-outs. Any responsible business or household should have enough money to survive without a job or work for at least six months to a year, and those who did have the means to survive, have now been saddled with huge tax rises in the future, because many other people were not as responsible as them.

“The recession and vast tax rises will be the real killer and will last for decades.”

Is Greta Thunberg the Reincarnation of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?

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Historical experts at the University of Salzburg, situated in the birthplace of one of history’s greatest musical composers have been astounded at the likeness of Swedish media darling, Greta Thunberg and the baby Mozart.

Fantastisch!

“I was eating my apple strudel one day in the café, and someone sat next to me with a Mozart book, and a magazine with Greta Thunberg on the front. That is when I spat out my food over the waitress. Mein Gott! The resemblance was fantastically accurate. I sincerely believe, little baby Wolfie has comen backen-zie as this Swedish maiden!!!” Professor Gunther Staffelführer, recalled.

Child prodigy

The remarkable resemblance has astounded the faculty for music history to such a level that the university is even calling for Greta Thunberg to come to Salzburg as a guest, so that the incredible theory can be tested.

“Ve vill put Greta in front of a harpsichord, and if she suddenly creates a magical piece, maybe resembling the Klaviersonate F-dur KV 533/494 or something like that, I vould vet my lederhosen there and then, Jah!”

We shall see what happens..(Story developing)

Meghan Markle Narrates Elephant Movie For Disney

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The first gig of Meghan Markle after quitting the royal family has been revealed – with Meghan voicing a Disney documentary on elephants.

The former Duchess of Sussex only agreed to do the project if she is cast for more voice-overs from Disney in the future that will pay lucratively.

“She’s waiving the fee on this one and letting the proceeds go to charity, as long as Disney bosses give her many well-paid jobs after this one,” one executive revealed.

Last year, desperate Harry was filmed touting Meghan’s voice-over skills to Disney boss Bob Iger at the occasion in July.

In the shocking video, Prince Harry pointed to his wife and said: ‘You do know she does voice-overs as well?’ An embarrassed Mr Iger replied: ‘I did not know that’, before Harry continued: ‘You seem surprised, she’s really interested’.

The uncomfortable Disney boss was then forced to say: ‘We’d love to try. That’s a great idea,’ while Meghan, who was next to Prince Harry, continued to pretend to speak to cheap pop starlet, Beyonce, whilst grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Mr Iger, resigned from the company hastily after the meeting.

The former royals are currently stranded somewhere in Canada, and will thankfully never return to Britain’s shores any time soon.

COVID-19: Spare a Thought For the Clueless Obese Drugged Up Americans

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Want to see a ticking time bomb? Most of the U.S. population are on heavy doses of painkillers and other prescription drugs, as well as being morbidly obese. These people may have access to heavy weaponry but all it will take to take them down is a microscopic pathogen that their bullets will not find.

“I can shoot a commie bastard, I can shoot a gook, I can shoot anyone taking away my rights, but I cannot shoot this virus, hell, I can’t even see the dayum thang!” one morbidly obese American from Detroit said whilst sitting on a bag of ammunition.

Drugs

More than 131 million people — 66 percent of all adults in the United States — use prescription drugs. Utilization is particularly high for older people and those with chronic conditions. Prescription drugs can hasten death when infected by coronavirus.

Marijuana, followed by cocaine and LSD, is the most used illicit drug in the United States. As of 2018, around 124 million people in the United States had used marijuana at some point in their lifetime. In the past few years, a number of states have legalized marijuana for both recreational and medical purposes, creating a new and thriving market.

Obesity

The National Center for Health Statistics estimates that, for 2015-2016 in the U.S., 39.8% of adults aged 20 and over were obese (including 7.6% with severe obesity) and that another 31.8% were overweight. Obesity rates have increased for all population groups in the United States over the last several decades.

Mental Illness

In the United States, almost half of adults (46.4 percent) will experience a mental illness during their lifetime. 5 percent of adults (18 or older) experience a mental illness in any one year, equivalent to 43.8 million people.

About 2.5 million people currently receive some form of Family Tax Benefit. Income support for the unemployed and the sick makes up $10.8 billion of the welfare budget, an increase of $358 million from 2018-19.

Guns

Thirty percent of U.S. adults say they personally own a gun, while a larger percentage, 43%, report living in a gun household.

Personal gun ownership varies among the major population subgroups Gallup looks at:

  • Republicans (45%), men (43%) and self-identified conservatives (40%) are the most likely key subgroups to say they personally own a gun.
  • Women (17%), Democrats (16%) and Hispanics (15%) are the least likely to report personal gun ownership.

Welfare

  • 64,699,741 individuals were enrolled in Medicaid in October 2019..[Source: Medicaid]
  • An average of 35 percent of unemployed Americans received means-tested benefits. [Source: United States Census Bureau]
  • On average 21 percent of Americans participate in at least one government assistance program. [Source: United States Census Bureau]
  • 43 percent of Americans signed up for welfare programs have been participating for over 3 years. [Source: United States Census Bureau]
  • 18 percent of all U.S. adults have received food stamps at some point in their lives. [Source: Pew Research Center]
  • Over half of Americans receiving housing assistance have been enrolled for over three years. [Source: United States Census Bureau]
  • Only 10 percent of Americans receiving housing assistance pass the requirements for housing assistance over three years. [Source: United States Census Bureau]
  • 51 percent of immigrant-led households in the United States are enrolled in one or more government welfare program. [Source: Center for Immigration Studies]

Put all of these statistics, mix them in a bucket full of fear, and a huge national debt with a crumbling economy, joblessness, no national health service, and millions of guns, and it is almost inevitable that something terrible will arise soon enough.

“When the shit kicks off, you better be thousands of miles away from here, or it’s gonna be goodbye time!” another morbidly obese American man said whilst toting his AR-15 and snorting a line of cocaine.