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House of Representatives: America Comes Closer to Civil War

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As the tyrannical Democrat controlled House of Representatives goes further to Impeach President Donald Trump based on unsubstantiated reports and hearsay from the Schiff report, civil war and public unrest ensue.

Democrats stated they wanted to impeach Donald Trump immediately after he was instated as president even when there was no official impeachment enquiry. This clearly showed a nefarious intent by the American socialist party to carry out an impeachment at all cost, even trampling on due process to come to their decision.

President Trump was not afforded the required evidence afforded by H Res 660 thus the impeachment is false.

Not one Democrat was able to prove Trump was guilty and the Democrats 17 out of 24 voted to impeach Trump before the investigation was even started.

This disgraceful skewing of political processes within the American system, is a flawed outcome, which was based on lies, hearsay only to further the Democrat party agenda.

The impeachment will not pass the Senate, which is controlled by the Republican Party who have seen through the lies and falsities.

The Democrat Party has not achieved anything apart from bringing further support for Donald Trump and if he is impeached the country will fall into a state of Civil War.

 

The next American Civil War will start first as guerilla warfare where organised supporters of Trump will clash with Democrat groups to right a severe injustice of law and due process. There could also be incursions on utility grids, as militias move towards the cities clearing up Democrats.

The U.S. army will be deployed under the orders of President Trump who will shut down any Democrat revolts taking place.

After a prolonged Civil War lasting over three years, the United States will find peace once again, as many of the Democrats will have either been detained in special camps or neutralized.

Under Donald Trump, the American economy has thrived, and many Americans are now employed with a vast increase in jobs nationwide, the stock market is at its highest level ever recorded, and it is only the partisan flawed Democrat Party impeachment process which was not transparent, and was highly irregular, not giving the president due process, which will be a catalyst for mass civil unrest in the future.

The Democrat party is not only threatening Civil War, but has bolstered the Trump vote for 2020.

Harry and Meghan to Trademark Their Children

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Looks like brand Sussex is going from strength to strength as trademarks for over 100 products for the Sussex Royal foundation were submitted in June 2019, including their future children.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have trademarked a wide range of products including clothing, books, magazines, education activities and their children.

Trademark expert, Lewis Underhill, explained why the Sussex brand is so valuable.

“Harry and Meghan plan on selling as many products as possible to the willing public so they can increase their wealth because they feel they are not getting what they deserve from the royal purse, which has been severely strained at the moment. They have already trademarked Archie their son, who will be at the forefront of many products released under the Sussex brand.”

It is not only Archie who will be heavily marketed to the public, but Meghan’s future child, because she is already pregnant with her second child with Harry, and will give birth in 2020.

Meghan’s new child will be a girl, and thus will be more lucrative in clothing lines, and sponsorship deals with brands.

Deals have already been made with Chinese manufacturers for Harry and Meghan products, which will be produced by minimal wage slave labour and sold to unsuspecting royal fans in the West for huge markups to increase profit.

The Sussex Instagram page will be the main marketing tool for the couple, and will act as an influencer page where fans will be directed to buy certain products with the Sussex brand.

“This will be another way for Harry and Meghan to break away from the Windsor shackles, as they will use their newly acquired riches to escape the royal bonds that Meghan especially despises. Much to the chagrin of the Queen and other prominent royals, Prince Harry is totally under the Meghan spell and does everything she says without question. The low IQ prince is basically a beaten man, a simple tool for Meghan to increase her status to higher levels, and we suspect once she reaches those levels, like a good narcissist grifter, she will dump Harry, and move on to the next chump, but this time with a few royally spawned kids in tow, to enshrine her status,” royal commentator, Armitage Van Kouser, revealed, on Monday.

The Decade Orwellian Socialists Tried to Destroy Western Democracy

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The last lost decade will thankfully be over soon, and will be remembered as an era when the American socialist party — the Democrats, and the British socialist party — Labour, tried with all their might to destroy democracy in the West.

We should never forget this turgid skirting of an Orwellian dystopian totalitarian era, as in the end, the voters, the people, and democracy eventually prevailed over the socialist authoritarian threat to Western ideals.

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The nightmare of Obama and Hillary is over, as is the nightmare of Corbyn, their evil plans squashed in the maelstrom of time, displaced and forever enshrined in ultimate socialist failure.

If the socialists had won, we would all be aligned with Chinese communism within a few more years. What the socialists brought to the table was extreme forms of political correctness, cancel culture, permanent victim culture, extreme censorship, and a form of totalitarian authoritarianism to everyday life that made everything under their debased political ideology unbearable to live under.

The radical feminist #metoo system introduced a socialist victim culture, where every one was a victim, where suspects were tried and punished without due process by social media mobs, all within minutes. Many innocent peoples’ lives and livelihoods were ruined simply by the click of a keyboard.

At every turn, the socialists, rejected democracy, they rejected the election of a new US president, duly elected by the people, and they rejected the EU Referendum result, denying the vote of 17.4 million people in the UK. They tried with all their might, dirty tricks, lawsuits, and media censorship, as well as media lies to ruin democracy, but failed in the end.

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To align with China is the ultimate goal of the socialist globalists in the West, and to do this they are prepared to dump democracy and much of our freedoms. Because they are already in places of power in the West, they know they will be assured safe roles in the Chinese Communist party. The goal of Soros and other Marxist organisations in the West, along with the major tech monopolies, is not only to increase economic ties with China, but a political alignment with the brutal communist regime.

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Obama idolised the communist Chinese bowing so low when he met their leaders that he practically touched his nose to the floor, and as Google rejected jobs from the Pentagon, instead opting to work for China, there was further proof where its true allegiance lay. Facebook’s CEO, Zuckerberg impressed his Chinese communist masters with his mastery of the Mandarin language, as he adopted many of the communist surveillance tactics utilised by the Chinese politburo on his own social network users.

The Orwellian tech companies are now intent on installing smart listening devices in every home, which listens to every conversation families have.

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Marxism is borne from the roots of socialism, and the major leftist parties in the West have gone so far left, they are almost indistinguishable from the forms of communism around during the Cold War.

It is not over yet though, just because there are conservative democratic forces in power today in America and the UK, there are still socialist and communist threats that prevail.

We have the EU Soviet bloc, led by unelected totalitarian bureaucrats in the EU Commission. We have the assortment of Marxist financiers and billionaires working day and night to destabilise the West through forced mass immigration, and we have the constant threat of tech monopoly companies who are now so powerful they are above government control, and due to their off shore assets and ability to skirt paying tax, can do anything they want. The underlying infrastructure of many Western governments are also still under the orders of socialist parties, which will take many decades to fix.

We once wrote an article about how socialists are an even bigger threat when not in power, and in the last decade we witnessed their threats first hand.

Harry and Meghan Christmas Card Causes Stir

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Taking to their official Instagram account the Duke and Duchess of Sussex shared their message with their 9 million strong following.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have wished their Instagram followers a “very Merry Christmas” by releasing a rather startling image that has got the fans talking.

The message took the same format as many of their Instagram posts featuring white lettering on a royal blue background.

It also featured the H and M logo which, in a festive twist, featured a Santa Claus hat, and Harry and Meghan had also added three festive emojis to their caption.

Snubbing the Queen at Sandringham, the couple are currently holed up in Canada.

Prince Harry and Meghan are currently on a six-week break from their permanent vacation, spending Archie’s first Christmas in Canada where they are expected to remain until the New Year.

The couple decided to snub the Queen’s invitation to Sandringham in favour of staying abroad, much to Her Majesty’s annoyance.

It’s thought the royal couple are deliberately avoiding the US and trying to stay away from press.

Meghan lived in Toronto for seven years while filming Suits and working as a golf caddy, and some of her best friends still live in the country.

Merry Christmas From a Chinese Slave Labour Camp

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Ever wondered why everything is so cheap from China? Well, it is simple economics because the goods that are sold to the rich Western countries, are all produced by zero slave labour costs, and minimal costs of materials, which are then marked up in price once reaching the West by as much as 10,000%.

All your designer shirts, handbags, electronics, and assorted cheap plastic trinkets, that usually break or deteriorate after a few days are produced by slave labour from China, and this also includes the Christmas cards you send to all your family friends each year.

Slave labour in China also includes all ages of forced labourer including children, and elderlies.

This Christmas, as you pull those crackers and open those presents after a hearty meal, there will be no thought to where these objects came from or the slaves who made them and their hopeless plight.

“Those skilled at making the enemy move do so by creating a situation to which he must conform; they entice him with something he is certain to take, and with lures of ostensible profit they await him in strength.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

For decades now, since the world’s manufacturing moved to China, there has been a vast increase in military spending by the Chinese politburo, as the money funnelled in from vast profits selling slave made goods to the West goes straight to building up China’s already huge military machine, modernising weapons, and preparing the army for something to happen in the not too distant future.

It must come with a certain form of glee, and horrific gloating, the head of the Chinese Communist Party feel as they build up their military might daily at the expense of the West, who will no doubt be the target when the time is right.

“Conform to the enemy’s tactics until a favourable opportunity offers; then come forth and engage in a battle that shall prove decisive.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

As the West sleeps, lazy in its stupor, growing fat with its cheap trinkets and plentiful junk laden food, the Chinese factories work day and night to supply the Western supermarkets and businesses with cheap goods created by slave labour where 90% of profits are funnelled into the Communist war machine, waiting for the right time to strike.

The ultimate role of Communist China is expansion, and when it does it will be an explosive moment. Already, large sectors of Africa are being mined by China for their raw materials, whilst Chinese companies build railways and roads for the appreciative African nations.

There will come a time when the pressure cooker will overflow, the steam will be too great to contain. There will also be a wish for revenge, or in the Chinese psyche a righting of a wrong, which will invariably include the conquering of Japan, for their Chinese escapades in WW2.

The entirety of South East Asia will be overrun, and once secured, Australasia will be next. Unfortunately for the Australians and New Zealanders, what chance will they have from such an immense force bearing down on them?

India and Pakistan, will be urged to opt for mutual destruction through nuclear means, and once they comply, it will be China who will move in to occupy what is left.

 

From that point, it will not be long before Chinese paratroopers one day sail down over the American towns and cities, and the Chinese tanks sweep across the European peninsula along with the Russians.

The ultimate irony will be that the West financed its own destruction, by giving Chinese communist slave labour factories contracts to manufacture their goods. China used the West’s greed and desire for constant massive profit, as well as the greed of the Hollywood studios who took Chinese communist money to finance their films as a path to their own ultimate destruction.

“the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Chinese will eventually leave their polluted land, and move to the beautiful lands of the capitulated Western nations.

Either you conform to the communists once they arrive or you are re-educated or killed.

This Christmas, as you sit back fat and bloated, in front of your fire with all your lovely Chinese slave made prezzies, think for one second about what you have done, and how the Chinese played on your greed for their victory.

What Is the Best Type of Futon Mattress?

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In American furniture lexicon today, the futon is often synonymous with the modern sofa sleeper. Modern manufacturers offer a wide selection of mattresses, which vary in stiffness, size, height.

Recently, thin mattresses have become popular – futons, which can be used to adjust the stiffness of sofas and beds in case of unexpected guests and to create an unusual room style.

What Is a Futon?

Thin futon mattresses were originally common in Japan. Traditional for this country bedding does not take place in the interior. A thin cotton quilted mattress is spread on the floor for a night’s rest. In the morning it folds up and is stored in a closet. Futons were originally made by hand. Their main feature was the ability to fold compactly.

The best futon mattress is still an indispensable detail for the implementation of design solutions in the Japanese style. It can be used as an element of the original design for a room in a minimalist style, in which it can be a:

  •   sofa
  •   bed
  •   chair

Made in the modern version, it fits perfectly into the interior, in which there is nothing superfluous, everything is in its place.

How to Choose a Futon

The choice should not be spontaneous or thoughtless. For the product to benefit and be used, it is necessary to:

  • Decide on the thickness of the mattress. Usually, the futon has a thickness of 3 to 4 inches. The thinnest products (toppers) will well hide the bumps of the old sofa or mattress, as well as soften the hard surface. Thicker ones may well replace traditional mattresses.
  • Determine how and where you intend to use it. Perhaps you are going to sleep on the floor unfolding a futon. Or you need a topper to lay on a sofa or familiar sleeping place.
  • Topper removes bumps, softens or makes the sleeping surface stiffer. Perhaps a futon is needed just if guests unexpectedly arrive and need to stay for the night.
  • Find out what kind of futon from jonsguide.org you need. A traditional Japanese mattress can not only be in the form of a continuous rectangular canvas but also in the form of a folding one (transformer). Transforming models turn from an Ottoman or a chair into a full-fledged sleeping place. They do not need to be rolled up and stacked on the mezzanine until there is a need for them again. For small flats, transforming items are a catch and an excellent way out.
  • Pay attention to the filler. Natural latex is famous for its orthopaedic properties, natural origin, long lifespan and wear resistance. The cover is sewn from natural cotton fabric – eco-friendly, hypoallergenic, and easy-to-care material.

The futon is used not only as the main sleeping place but also as an additional place for guests to sleep, as a mattress for couches and folding beds; you can also cover a chair or bench with it. Such a product will help out in the summer residence, in a country house, and on holiday, because it is lightweight, convenient to transport and store.

When You Should Seek a Short Term Loan

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No one likes to think about what they would have to do if the first of the month were to roll around and the money needed to pay the rent or mortgage just simply isn’t there. Or perhaps you have stuck to your monthly budget just fine only to have your central heating go out in the dead of winter, resulting in an unexpected and hefty expense that you hadn’t accounted for.

Depending upon the situation you find yourself in, it might be wise to consider a short term or payday loan to help smooth over those financial bumps in the road.

Paying Your Mortgage/Rent

Whether you have made the leap into the world of property ownership or you have a rental agreement for the home in which you reside, the biggest expenditure you have each month is most likely the one that keeps the roof over your head. That being said, all it takes is one late paycheck to completely overthrow your finances for the month. Suddenly, you find yourself in a situation where you are a few hundred pounds short of making that payment.

In this instance, time is of the essence, and places like Cashlady.com are specifically designed to help you find the right loan quickly and without much hassle. Additionally, they don’t charge a fee to use their service, so you aren’t spending more than you have to in order to make your payment deadline.

Unexpected Expenses

If you are a homeowner, chances are you have become wise to the fact that when it comes to the maintenance of a house, the work is never done. Some might feel that in terms of things in the house malfunctioning, it can often seem like one thing after the other tends to go wrong.

It is impossible to be financially prepared for everything that could possibly go wrong in the house. For example, The Sun suggests that it might cost up to £277 to repair even the most common issues with your boiler. If a plumbing issue arises, the cost of labor and repairs can add up quickly, particularly in emergency repair situations. This would be another scenario in which acquiring a short term loan would make sense.

When You Shouldn’t Take Out a Short Term Loan

There might be a few other common cases where a short term loan is the right option; however, it is important to keep in mind and avoid altogether those instances when it simply doesn’t make sense.

If you’ve had your eye on a new TV or other costly appliance, it is much better to wait until you have the money upfront than to take out a short term loan. In these cases, even a good interest rate results in too much extra money spent overall on the item you have in mind. A short term loan can be a valuable tool in a pinch, but you should avoid accumulating any sort of debt that isn’t absolutely necessary.

Brexit Britain Will Get Its Mojo Back

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For too long, Britain has been enslaved by their irreverent arrogant unelected EU masters, who continually told the country what to do, what laws they could make, and how to act.

This terrible situation, where pretty much every facet of our lives in Britain was determined by faceless unelected bureaucrats in the European Union will hopefully end soon, and Britain will once again be able to stand up and make its own rules, something we have done for thousands of years before joining the totalitarian EU state.

We can only feel sorry for the other countries who are stuck in the EU today, and have had their powers eviscerated, their monetary controls taken from them and their ability to govern themselves dictated by Brussels. Many of these countries like Greece, and Italy are at the mercy of their German and French overlords. These countries have been emasculated, castrated of their national pride, and are mere servants to their masters for an eternity of punitive hell.

Once the UK leaves the EU, there will be further forced integration, and more powers will be ceded to Brussels, and the voices of the capitulated former nations engulfed by the EU will be forever silenced.

The EU is an amorphous pseudo-Soviet-Fascist collectivist structure that conquers individual nations through economic means, then strips the assets of each nation, redirecting resources to the EU Commission who as unelected officers, then control their slave nations with meticulous detail. Hitler would have been very proud of how the Reich had risen once again, and without a single shot fired, to achieve more than he could ever have dreamed of.

 

The EU Army, a definite threat to NATO is already under way, and this German led military force, will force all other EU nations to take orders without question, and to provide cannon fodder for any future war the EU wants to start. Not only will the EU Army bypass NATO, it will be a direct threat to Russia, because this military force will expand east and already borders Russian territory today. One thing is for sure, the Russians will not appreciate such a massive force bulking up on their borders. Whoever makes the first move is not the point, what happens after the first chess piece is moved will be the defining factor, and the reckless arrogant actions of the EU will eventually come back to haunt them.

Britain, will thankfully be out of the EU, we will not be forced to join an EU Army, we will make our own trade deals, and we will be able to determine our own laws away from the EU Soviet Politburo.

Freedom is hard work though, and instead of others telling us what to do, we will have to make our own decisions and think for ourselves. For many parliamentarians, this is a daunting task, because for so long, they have not governed themselves, and only followed orders from Brussels.

Thanks to a decisive electoral mandate, Britain can now move forward, and it will make its own way, although it will still have to deal with the EU, it will not be of it, but separated politically and economically. One can only feel extreme sadness for the other countries in the EU left behind, castrated and committed to a future of slavery to Brussels with no way out.

Fake Impeachment Emboldens Trump Supporters

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The Democrats have shot themselves in the foot once again, with another fake witch hunt impeachment leaving a terrible stain on Washington’s corrupt partisan politics.

With the U.S. economy soaring, and the Markets further extending their trajectory upwards, there is a strange discord that is now infecting the Washington swamp.

Although the House of Representatives has passed the Trump impeachment, it is highly unlikely the Republican controlled Senate will.

Once again the Teflon Don, has bypassed his attackers, who just do not accept that he won in 2016 and now has even more support in 2020.

“I was on the border line, but the Trump impeachment made me want to vote for Trump in 2020. It’s not as if Democrat presidents never withheld U.S. aid to get what they wanted in the past. This is how America has operated around the world for centuries and is a known policy tool,” one formerly wavering voter revealed.

As the Trump rallies across the country continue to flourish, the president needs to actually thank the Democrats for strengthening his 2020 electoral position.

“Thank you Democrats, you just gave the Trump vote an extra zing, and more people are joining his voter base every day. Well done, great job!” another Trump supporter revealed.

Bad Egg Veruca Swinson Finally Flushed Down the Garbage Shoot

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She wanted it all, and she wanted it now, and if she didn’t get it given to her on a silver platter, she was going to scream.

Unfortunately for the Lib Dem, Jo Swinson, who seemed to shun democracy, when the democratic people spoke, she was summarily dumped in the garbage shoot of political irrelevance, a place where she truly deserved to inhabit.

You see, the people can see a bad egg a mile off, and here was one hell of a smelly egg, who was billing to revoke Article 50 and the vote of 17.4 million voters into the mire.

Goodbye Veruca Swinson, your big wide mouth may be useful in some quarters, as you demanded to become Prime Minister Swinson, but justice and karma has a way of catching up.

Down she goes, into the smelly rubbish shoot, or in other words the House of Lords? Surely not?

As Hugh Grant and Coogan cry into their multimillion pound bank accounts, over the lost election, there is one consolation to many voters, and that is we will never see these horrid bad eggs or their putrid films or series ever again.

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