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FBI Finally Looking Into Voter Fraud and Zuckerberg

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FBI Finally Looking Into Voter Fraud and Zuckerberg

It seems there are some patriots in the FBI left who actually care about the U.S. Constitution.

The FBI is using voter fraud information collected by the Amistad Project, the project’s director, Phillip Kline, former Attorney General of Kansas.

“And we’ve come up with tens of thousands of Republican ballots that were not counted,” Kline told Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield. “We’ve come up with hundreds of thousands of Republicans who say they never requested a ballot, but they voted absentee by somebody else. We’ve identified people outside of the state who voted within the state. And all of this occurred in the key swing states that we’re speaking about.”

Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg poured in $400 million into the election, matching the federal government expenditures, through his charities.

“They paid the election judges, they paid the people who boarded up the windows, they bought the machines and America was kicked out of the counting room, and a billionaire invited in, in all of the swing state urban core cities, and that is a violation the law.”

Whether anything will happen about the FBI finally getting involved is another matter, as there seems to have been a huge cover-up across multiple agencies and media outlets.

Hopefully, there are some stalwart patriots left in some of these agencies who actually care about their own country and its electoral integrity.

An insurmountable amount of data, analysed by legitimate auditors and lauded analysts, are every day uncovering evidence that Joe Biden DID NOT WIN the election.

We shall see…

Silicon Valley Having Hard Time Fixing Racist AI

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Silicon Valley Having Hard Time Fixing Racist AI

When you have pictures of black people being registered as gorillas, or other primates by AI, then you know you have a serious problem. Google’s solution to this problem was not so much a fix, but an erasure, they simply deleted all mentions or pics of gorillas from Google Pictures and left it there.

The same goes for the AI utilised in self-driving vehicles. The AI systems simply do not recognise black people, therefore if you’re in one of these cars travelling at 60 MPH, it will casually drive through or over the unfortunate black person, because it did not recognise their existence.

Robot and AI researchers are typically educated to solve difficult technical problems, not to consider societal questions about who gets to make robots or how the machines affect society.

How do the programmers get around these racist AI anomalies?

The solution could possibly be in actually programming racism into a robotic system, then programming racism out afterwards, so the AI can learn the distinction. Defining a problem first, then erasing that problem is a possibility, however the very fact of distinction in itself could be termed as racism.

Every human at one time in their life has been racist because they have evaluated a distinction in someone else’s ethnicity. This is a normal human behaviour that has gone on since the beginning of time, especially over primitive tribal societies, but is now deemed as racism and thus unacceptable.

What the people who say they are fighting racism may not quantify in their efforts is that evaluating difference is a human trait that cannot be erased. It is impossible, and would be extremely damaging to human society if attempted. In this respect, maybe tolerance is the key variable, however how does one program tolerance into an AI system? At the moment, AI is at an infantile stage of development, and it may take many decades of technological progress to even come close to a system that is truly workable.

Humans have many flaws, therefore any AI would have to evaluate a human flaw, culturally, because some flaws in some cultures are attributes in other human cultures, and adjust its algorithm in real time, as a sentient self adjusting AI being. Robots will eventually resort to designing other robots, thus bypassing all human interference into their evolution. What happens in that scenario is not pretty for humans, caught up in their petty racism merry-go-round. The robots at that time will just view humans as pieces of ape meat, useless in many ways, and needlessly meddlesome. Bye, bye humans.

Macron: “The People are Revolting!”

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Macron: “The People are Revolting!”

French President, Emmanuel Macron has uttered the words of pure disgust from his palace in the middle of Paris: “The people are revolting” he said pinching his nose.

“I can smell them from this palace whilst drinking my champagne. It is a disgusting sickly smell, and this is why I have sent the gendarmerie to beat these great unwashed merdes off the streets.”

Ce’st la guerre…

Maybe a good solid beating of the great unwashed is warranted, and possibly a frequent occurrence on the boulevards of Paris, but can anyone film the police doing their sworn duty of beating peasants over their fucking heads?

Apparently, non, non, non, is the answer, a new law has come into place disallowing the filming of the police casually beating peasant scum to death, if you are caught filming a police officer beating someone to death, you yourself will be beaten to death. This is the law.

As Jim once said “They’ve got the guns, we’ve got the numbers…”

Drums of War: Iran Will Strike Against U.S Israel Interests Soon

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Drums of War: Iran Will Strike Against U.S Israel Interests Soon

Following the calculated assassination of the chief Iranian nuclear scientist by a crack team of clandestine operatives, the Iranians are now planning to strike back at a U.S. or Israeli target soon.

The timing of the strike is being held off at the moment by the Iranians because they are counting on Biden winning the contested election. Because Biden is a friend of America’s enemies, the Iranians will welcome an Obama third term by proxy in which all sanctions will be dropped and the U.S. administration will continue with a faulty nuclear deal paying the Iranians billions of U.S. tax dollars to continue their plutonium enrichment program with impunity. Obama era CIA chief Brennan has been extremely critical of the strike on the Iranian nuclear boss, because during the Obama administration he worked closely with the Iranians and considers them great friends to the USA, when behind his back, they were actually laughing at his stupidity.

Thankfully, Trump, due to the massive voter fraud uncovered during the election, is making good headway in appointing his own Republican electors in contested states like Pennsylvania and Georgia.

The Daily Squib mentioned the importance of Iran and its global strategic value in our 2011 article which has been cited by many as a prophecy of what is to come. “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must be Deaf” is a divine message of a future where the last holder out to the West’s hegemony is finally toppled. This of course, could be a precursor for an even greater escalation, something that will be painful to experience, but is necessary for the greater good of change.

In our 2011 article we also wrote about the new weapons America will introduce to the world in the next conflict. We are now slowly seeing inklings, brief exposes of these trinkets which will wreak havoc on the Iranian enemy. Laser tech weapons are now coming into their own, as well as robotic AI weaponry, and supersonic missiles that can travel at over 12,000 km/hr. We are just allowed to see the tip of the iceberg here though, remember that military technology is always 100 years ahead of civilian tech. Much of what the U.S. has is still top secret.

Change is never easy or painless, to make an omelette, you have to break a few eggs first.

The Best Video Games to Play This November

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The Best Video Games to Play This November

November is quite a gloomy month of rain, fog and frost. So, it’s not a surprise that all this can get you in a mood to play scary games. If you have a PC or a console, now is the best time of the year to play horror-oriented video games. Today we will share with you the best horror games of all time.

Blair Witch

If you have seen the movie and it scared you, then brace yourself, this game has the same set-up as the movie, but you are in it. In the Blair Witch game, you enter a dense forest in search of a missing boy. As you get deeper, this is where your nightmares begin.

The forest is full of creatures that are out there to haunt you. The good thing about this game is that you are not alone—your dog Bullet is with you at all times. He will also give you clues as to where the evil creatures are. He is going to bark at them, thus signalling you to do something.

Blair Witch is a game that stays true to its origins. As a player, you will hold a video camcorder as you explore the woods. It is a PC game, though, with no console version. Released in 2019, the setting takes you back to 1996, the year the people went missing in the original movie. If you have the courage to go to the woods on your own, then Blair Witch is certainly a game you do not want to miss.

The Evil Within 2

One of the best horror games of all time for PC, this sequel is full of fright as you see pile after pile of dead bodies. It does not stop there— the dead bodies form a massive creature that has several faces.

Packed with evil creatures, your goal in the game is to stay alive. It is a survival game that stays true to the concept of the horror survivalist genre. The good thing about it is that you do not just play with repetitive enemies. The place is sprawling with crazed creatures out there to eat you.

Do not despair, though, as you are equipped with a gun. The problem is this: do you have enough bullets to protect you? As you continue to explore, you will find that there are spooky mansions and that you are really traversing an open-world game.

Here, you also get to craft weapons and upgrade your existing ones. A good aspect of The Evil Within 2 is that you will not find tedious horror tropes. You will not see psychiatric wards here. There are no brutes or chainsaws held by deranged patients.

Amnesia: Rebirth

Do not confuse this with Book of Rebirth, a slot game that comes from the library of Spinomenal.

amnAmnesia: Rebirth is a PS4 and PC game that takes you down memory lane. Set in 1937, you will play in Victorian-era castles. There are also underwater scenes that will take your breath away.

One of the best scenes here is in North Africa. You can get dehydrated if you do not do things right. As a player, you want it to get dark in the desert to cool you off, but that also brings new challenges. As you camp at night, you will find corpses, caves, and creatures that want to break your flesh and bone.

Amnesia: Rebirth is a sequel. The original was launched in 2010. In both of these games, you are the protagonist. You explore haunted areas, and then you have to conquer your own fear. One great thing we can say is that the sequel does not require you to understand the things that happened in the first game—Amnesia: Rebirth is a stand-alone game.

Silent Hill

This game was released 20 years ago, but it still does a good job of inciting fear. If anything, this game taught us how to fear ourselves. Playable on PlayStation, you take the role of a man who is looking for his daughter. As you progress, you shift between two shifting worlds—the real one and hell on earth. You will find yourself following trails of blood.

Generally speaking, Silent Hill is also a survivalist game. It is one of the most recognized horror games of all time and can even go toe to toe against classic favourites like Resident Evil. Do not worry if you have the old PS console. If you have at least a PS4, you can buy it from the PlayStation Store and play it on your most current PlayStation console. Silent Hill made a cult following because of the sheer creepiness of the monsters in it. It also follows a dark story of what human beings can do to each other.

There are many horror games that you can play if you ever want to take a break from free play slots, however, you have to open your mind and give a chance to the classics, too. The great thing about consoles today is that you now have the option to play old games without having to buy old consoles.

That is right. Console makers today realized that there is money to be made with old games. So, what they did was update the software of new consoles, thus making them able to play old games. The thing is that you cannot use old discs to play old games—you have to buy them again via the online store and then re-install them.

Why? Because the technology of how the old games were written had to be “re-mastered” to fit the new console. What happens in the backend is that the mechanics of the old games are still there, along with their graphics, but their installation and compatibilities were changed.

Release the Kraken – Sidney Powell

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Release the Kraken – Sidney Powell

“Release the Kraken” the Republic’s stalwart defence attorney hailed, as she waved her arm across the swamp.

As soon as Sidney Powell gestured across the vast Washington D.C. mire, the creature from beneath the gunk awoke, its vast tentacles ready after thousands of years to crush the persistent enemy refusing to leave the United States alone with their incessant corruption and treasonous treachery.

“Release the Kraken”

Joe Biden, atop a swamp rat, Hillary Clinton, did not know what he was saying, blabbering inanely about p-salms, he kept on claiming that he was the President of the United States now and that all doors into the country should be opened forthwith. As he toddled along the mushy swamp, a large tentacle lifted both the creatures up squealing like piglets. The tentacle calmly placed the cowardly cheats into its Kraken mouth and its whirring beak crushed the juicy morsels like grapes, the bloody mess and bits churned up in an almighty tasty soup.

From over there a coterie of CNN and other faux news reporters were delightedly misreporting an event when this time multiple tentacles picked each of these vile creatures up screaming for their horrid lives. One after another these shameless hacks were consumed by the Kraken, even giving out an almighty burp afterwards.

As for the entrenched agents of Obama, and all the other Chinese agents, they were gobbled up without much fuss. The man behind it all, Obama, tried to swim away hurriedly followed by Michael but were apprehended by the Kraken’s tentacles, squeezing the puss out of these two characters. The smell and stench of the mess was even too much for the Kraken to consume so it left the poopy mound there to fester.

Slowly, from the clouds a chink of light filtered through to the swamp. The clouds parted to clear skies, and the swamp dried up, and the Republic was restored to its original glory. Gone were the ANTIFA and BLM Marxists, replaced by chirping birds in the trees, and all the other treasonous scum had all been consumed by the Kraken, who now returned back to the depths once again, and hopefully will not be needed for a while.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/Justice/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

History Of Black Friday Deals

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History Of Black Friday Deals

Black Friday is the day celebrated every year Friday following the fourth Thursday of November, the Thanksgiving Day in the United States. Many people all over the world believe it is called Black Friday due to various sales and deals on stores that make them profitable and go “into the black”. But, the reality is a bit more than you may know yet. So, keep reading to know the exact history of Black Friday deals.

How was Black Friday originated?

Black Friday, the term, was originally used when two investors Jim Fisk and Jay Gould caused a crash by driving up the gold prices on 24th September 1869. Foreign trade stopped as the stock market dropped by 20%. Farmers in that crash suffered an almost 50% dip in corn and wheat harvest value. In the 1950s, the Philadelphia police referred the term Black Friday to the day between the Army-Navy game and Thanksgiving. The cops had to work extra hours that Friday as huge crowds of tourists and shoppers went to the city and cops had to cover those huge crowds and traffic.

Familiarity with the term

However, since 1952, the day after Thanksgiving or Black Friday has been regarded as the onset of the Christmas shopping season in the United States. The term did not become much familiar until the 2000s when retailers all over the world adopted the date and term “Black Friday” to offer their own yearly holiday sales.

Black Friday deals and sales

As of Black Friday deals, many stores offer various promoted sales on the day opening quite early. Some stores may open at midnight, and some others even start their sale on Thanksgiving Day. In California and some other states, Black Friday has been declared a holiday for state government employees; however, it is not an official holiday. Instead, like most global celebrations, it has become synonymous with getting more for your money. In a way, it’s one of the most interesting times to keep occupied during trying times as you have something to look forward to.

Black Friday went in the red

The term “Black Friday” was initially used in Philadelphia by the police officers who had to deal with heavy vehicular and pedestrian traffic after Thanksgiving Day during the 1950s till 1961. As the term became more familiar, it was believed that the retailers turned a profit on this day and the term went from “in the black” to “in the red”.

Promoting Black Friday on a global level

Since the beginning of the 21st century, many retailers having their roots in the United States used to promote Black Friday to other countries. While some other local retailers used to promote the day to keep the competitive advantage with online retailers based in the United States. However, the concept has taken a global stance, allowing for more international competition. Other industries have also joined the fold, such as the food, clothing and even iGaming industry. The gambling industry not only uses this chance to acquire new customers, but also solidifies relations with existing players. This is the opportune time for them to give out interesting promotional bonuses or even introduce a new slot game or two. A good way to find the best bonuses at online casinos is to visit the UK casino portal Gamble.

Black Friday sale got extreme

Many retailers used to open early in the morning usually at 6 a.m. for many years, however, as the 2000s came up, many retailers crept to 5 or even 4 a.m. this peaked up in 2011 as many retailers including Best Buy, Bealls, Kohl’s, Macy’s, and Target opened at midnight for the very first time. In 2012, several retailers, including Walmart, announced they would open up for sales at most of their stores at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day. This prompted the calls among several workers for a walkout.

As time passed, the Black Friday sales and deals process got more extreme. In 2014, some other popular stores such as Best Buy, JCPenny, and Radio Shack opened their stores for sales at 5 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, whereas Belk, Sears Target, and Walmart opened at 6 p.m. on the same day.

Here They Come to Snuff the Rooster

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Here They Come to Snuff the Rooster

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah, hey yeah Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain’t gonna die No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah, hey yeah Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain’t gonna die No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die Walkin’ tall machine gun man They spit on me in my home land Gloria sent me pictures of my boy Got my pills ‘gainst mosquito death My Buddy’s breathin’ his dyin’ breath Oh god please won’t you help me make it through Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain’t gonna die No, no, no ya know he ain’t gonna die

What the Hell Happened to Bobby De Niro?

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What the Hell Happened to Bobby De Niro?

Man, here is an actor we love to death at the Squib, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, King of Comedy, Casino, Goodfellas, Godfather, Angel Heart, Heat, Ronin, Jackie Brown to name a few gems. Robert De Niro, one of the greatest actors in the world, what happened to you man?

Can’t you see this is not about Trump any more, even if you hate Trump, this is about gaining trust in an electoral system that is now way below any banana republic level. If the election can be stolen from the Republicans who says it can’t be stolen from the Democrats? This is not about partisan politics this is about keeping the Republic of the United States of America, and restoring it, because at the moment it has gone AWOL.

Now you’re on some talk show calling for Trump supporters to be whacked? Just like AOC wants to make a list so her ANTIFA crew can go around to bust up American patriot folk. Has the Democrat Party morphed into some kind of totalitarian neo-fascist communist Stasi politburo?

How many people have died for the flag of the United States and its mantle of freedom and justice, for the right of its representative democracy? How many people died throughout history for the right to free speech and the right to express opinions without persecution or censorship? The Big Tech companies aligned with the Democrat Party have spat and shit on the graves of those brave soldiers who fought in all the wars for our freedoms in the West.

Here at the Squib, we do not subscribe to any political side, but fight for freedom, and fight against totalitarianism, censorship, and we urge you Mr De Niro to see the light, to cast aside your hatred for Mr Trump to see that this is a fight for America’s fair election system, which is now a laughingstock across the globe.

The evidence is right there and is being presented every day. This will go to the Supreme Court and hopefully the votes will be audited properly by independent auditors.

Merely recounting fake ballots is not enough, as many states have already done, because the ballots are not checked for their validity.

Whatever happens Bobby, we will always still love your roles, but…

“What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.”

What About COVID-21, COVID-22 and COVID-23?

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What About COVID-21, COVID-22 and COVID-23?

Sure, we’ve all heard of and experienced the Chinese COVID-19, which basically lurched on across the entire 2020 year, but what about the other strains of COVID in the making?

One mutation of COVID is not enough, any scientist worth his white lab coat knows that there are multiple mutations of coronavirus bandying about at any time.

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Who is to say that the lovely chaps in China who concocted COVID-19 are not conjuring up an even more deadly strain of the coronavirus to unleash onto the rest of the world? If we alternatively do not go down the conspiracy route, and ascertain that this nasty fucker of a virus was naturally produced off the back of a pangolin in a wet market, then who is to say that mother nature does not have another few nasty surprises up her back? Certainly the predictive programming is in place.

As the idiotic and clueless politicians talk about different waves of the virus, when there is only one wave, the virus meanwhile is mutating daily. If one avenue does not work for this virus, it will find another, and another ad infinitum.

What is the role of the virus?

The virus is not alive, but its role in nature is to create a liveable balance for life. As the situation lies today on earth, man has transgressed and torn up the planet endangering all of life on the planet. Therefore, nature has burped out a little solution that will not be defeated as easily as one may think. Vaccines only work to some extent on particular strains of a certain virus, however viruses learn pretty quickly, and they are serious about their given job, so they bypass the vaccine with a mutation.

Ha, ha! I’m safe now I have a vaccine

Not entirely, sorry to say. As mentioned before, it’s only a matter of time till new mutations arise that completely bypass the current vaccines. Sure, the scientists can keep on creating additional vaccines, but what if the virus gets more nasty as it mutates?

COVID-19 looks like it was a test, a dry run for something to come that will not be as forgiving as this strain.

Anyone celebrating now should think a bit more deeply on the subject first.

 

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