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Second Pandemic: Mystery Indian Eluru Flu Hospitalizes 400

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COVID-19 was possibly a dry run for something even bigger, as a mysterious illness hospitalizes hundreds of people in India. The Eluru Flu seems to cause neurological problems, fits and loss of consciousness.

Hyderabad: Nearly 400 people have contracted a mystery illness at Eluru in Andhra Pradesh — 150 of the 380 patients are admitted in hospitals. One person, a 45-year-old, died on December 5.  It is not clear yet what is causing the disease. People suffer fits and nausea and fall unconscious.

The symptoms include convulsions, seizure and neurological symptoms, and they are the same across age groups and gender, said state health commissioner K Bhasker Rao.

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The Wuhan Virus started spreading at around the same time in November/December 2019 although the Chinese authorities suppressed the information to the rest of the globe until late January 2020 allowing it to spread globally. It is hoped that the early reporting of this medical emergency by the Indian authorities of a potentially lethal new virus will curtail any new pandemic from occurring.

Coronavirus was found in Italian boy, four, in November 2019, study finds in latest evidence China hid Covid-19 truth from the world

The good news is that this time, the WHO have been allowed on the ground to investigate, unlike what happened in Wuhan where no one was allowed near the area.

Former Microsoft head, Bill Gates, has repeatedly mentioned in his interviews about other deadly viral strains causing pandemics, therefore it is within reason that these events are expected. Bill Gates is also the founder through his foundation of https://id2020.org/ which may be instrumental in future chipping programs conducted globally.

Journalism Should Not Be Activism

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What we have been witnessing of the legacy media both in the UK and US is activism cavorting as journalism. If you have enough of these political activists with their assorted Marxist agendas within any given news organisation, you do not get news, you get propaganda.

We can see the demise of former news organisations like CNN, which has deteriorated to such a level that it can officially be named as the media arm of America’s socialist party, the Democrat Party.

In the UK, the BBC used to be the epitome of unbiased news, but is now so far left in their outlook, even Josef Stalin would find them agreeable because of their devout Marxist outlook. As for the Guardian, Mirror and Independent, they have always been staunch socialist spouting newspapers, and the only thing that has changed is that they have moved even more far-left.

The so-called conservative legacy media has also been tainted by Marxist Wokism, as the Telegraph, once firmly on the right, is now indistinguishable from the Guardian in many ways, pushing feminism, Woke BLM Marxist transgender mantras for the Metropolitan elite and the Waitrose shopping Islington glitterati.

Remember the deeply conservative Daily Mail, it used to support leaders like Trump and Boris Johnson, but now denigrates them. Brexit is a forgotten memory now superseded by stories of housewives who have had breast implants explode, and puerile space filler trash replete with vast amounts of grammatical and spelling errors.

The activists pretending to be journalists have invaded and infiltrated pretty much every legacy media organisation, and today, we are all living in some kind of socialist echo chamber, amplified by socialist social media companies, overseen and distributed by the almighty Google God that lauds over all with its massive outreach, dictating what is seen, and unseen.

Would it not be great if we ever got news that was objective, unbiased, non-partisan, non preaching activist Marxist bullshit? Of course, considered opinion is great, as long as it is not pushed down your fucking throat every day like some Marxist Red Book mantra as it is these days.

If nothing is ever done about this infiltration, then in less than a decade all Western media will be a mirror of Chinese communist media. Such is the power of China, that its insidious octopus reach extends around the globe eviscerating any form of free speech or individual thought, to not parrot the Marxist, Maoist mantra is to not receive the vast amounts of pure hard cash it bandies around with its bullying thuggish grip.

BREAKING – Prince Harry Lost in One of 16 Bathrooms

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There has been an emergency at the Californian mansion recently purchased by Meghan and Harry involving one of 16 bathrooms.

For the past 48 hours, former prince Harry has been missing, it is said that he has been lost in one of the 16 bathrooms in the mansion.

Senior aide, Brad Fuhrer, was adamant that the situation was under control.

“We have been searching each room in the mansion, and the numerous bathrooms, however this takes time. We fear Harry accidentally locked himself in one of the bathrooms, but because they are so far apart from each other, even if he is shouting he will not be heard.”

Earlier on in the day today, someone did hear a shout from the East Wing, but on further inspection they did not find anything.

“We have assembled a team of servants to look for Harry. The time it takes to walk around the mansion is so long though, we have even equipped them with walkie-talkies. Hopefully Harry will turn up in one of the bathrooms. At least he has water, but alas has not eaten for 48 hours now,” another aide revealed.

Meanwhile, Netflix upon hearing of the news, have commissioned a five part series drama based on real life events around Harry and the 16 bathrooms.

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Brexit Britain: Buy British Export British

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Whilst the incessant wail of the Remoaners continues, we say let them moan, if that’s what they want to do. As for the EU ministers, they continue to work long nights buggering each other in all male orgies, naturally charging their unlimited EU expense accounts for the drugs and dildos.

British companies meanwhile are finding new export partners across the globe, bypassing the European Union completely. There is a whole world outside the bullying protectionist racket of the EU. As the UK prepares to conclude its exit from the European Union, nearly one in five British exporters (18%) have already changed trading partners to divert business outside the EU, showing that businesses are actively looking at new export markets. An estimated £50 billion of exports have been diverted since the Brexit referendum result in June 2016.

Britain is also forging ahead with its own global trade deals having already completed lucrative billion pound deals with Japan and Canada. The UK and Switzerland have secured a far-reaching agreement on services that maintains high quality access for UK service suppliers to the Swiss market.

With success, however one has to always deal with the negative, and if Joe Biden becomes president of the USA, Britain will be punished severely, thrown to the back of the trade queue. Biden detests the British with a vengeance, maybe even more so than Obama. Time will tell if Donald Trump is granted a second term due to the voter fraud discovered during the 2020 elections. If Trump pulls through, he has granted the UK a fast track trade deal.

The only UK newspaper that has been following the Brexit negotiations closely are the Daily Express, who come up with hourly updates on the situation. They are most certainly fed directly from the government officials, although headlines do contradict each other somewhat.

Britain must not give up its fishing rights, and waters. Any spanner put into negotiations at the last moment by the EU must not be accepted. Britain can easily walk away and should never back down to the EU in any way, or it will be tied down to the bloc forever. This goes for the EU court of human rights, and the fishing grounds, and all the other EU imprisonment institutions.

Imagine all the time wasted negotiating with the EU, this time could have instead been used getting new trade deals with countries across the globe, bypassing the EU completely.

If Boris Johnson caves in to the EU’s idiotic disproportionate demands then he will unfortunately be written up in history as the guy who fucked up Brexit. The Tories will subsequently lose every general election onwards, and be best forgotten in the annals of history as failures.

Britain cannot fail now, it has come this far, and should never give up. Never, ever, give up. Just plough though this fucking thing like a battleship…and do not even look back…just straight forward.

 

Money Planning Strategies to Try Right Now

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There’s more than one way to manage your budget. Many people assume that a budget is one of those things that’s essentially one-size-fits-all. You put as much of your cash into your savings and possible and try to make sure that you’re living within your means. However, that’s not the only option.

The traditional budget is one of the most common cash plans, and it allows you to list your income and expenses, then simply set goals for how much you want to spend in each category. The good thing about this budgetary solution is that it’s extremely flexible.

However, it’s not always the best option for people who need more structure in their lives.
Here are some alternative budgeting plans to consider if you think traditional budgeting might not be the right option for you.

The 50/30/20 Budget

The 50/30/20 budgeting plan is a simplified plan which allows you to break your expenses down into three separate categories: wants, needs, and savings. Around 50% of your income needs to go towards needs, while another 30% goes into wants and the remaining goes into the savings account you keep separate from the rest of your expenses.

If you want, you can swap the last two categories around, depending on how quickly you want to reach your savings goals. The more you invest into savings now, the faster you’ll accomplish reaching your targets for that new house or whatever you need to buy. If you don’t want to save and you’d prefer to get a loan from somewhere like Omacl.co.uk instead, then you can take the extra 10% you would put into savings, and you can spend that on the loan repayments. Just make sure that you’re not devoting more than 15% of your income to loans and debts.

The important thing to remember here is that there is a difference between wants and needs. Just because you’re spending 50% of your budget on needs, doesn’t mean you should allow yourself to go over the top on things like clothing and food because you “need” those items. You can get a good shirt for a decent price without having to spend a fortune on designer labels.

The 80/20 Budget

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This is an even easier budget to manage than the one we mentioned above, because you only deal with two categories – savings, and the rest. 80% of your budget goes towards the things that you need and want to pay for, like your mortgage or rent and your council tax, as well as your phone bills and home expenses like gas and electricity. The rest of the money you make each month has to go into your savings account.

The 20% limit is the minimum for what you need to save. If you can’t put that much away towards your future and your retirement, among any other goals that you want to be prepared for, then you need to take a much closer look at the way you spend.

This is a good budgeting choice if you feel like you want to have more freedom over the wants and needs section of your payments each month. You can ensure that once you’ve put your money away towards saving, you don’t have to think too carefully about what’s a need and what’s a want.

The Sub-Savings Account Method

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This is a slightly different spin on the 80/20 budget, and it means you can decide how much money you need to save by funnelling your cash into sub-savings accounts based on goals. You open various savings accounts and give each one a name based on what you want to save for. Then you can divide your savings amounts up based on how much you want to put towards each individual goal.

This could be a slightly trickier process depending on how many savings accounts your bank will actually allow you to open. If you can’t get multiple accounts yourself, then you could consider getting the money you would usually put towards savings out of the bank every month and dividing it into different savings jars. However, it’s important to ensure that you have a save place to store those jars – just in case.

Remember, with the sub-savings account method, you can also make things a little easier by using apps on your phone to track where your money is going. Most banks will offer these apps as standard these days. However, you don’t have to use tech unless you feel comfortable with it.

How to Start a Property Business in 2020

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It’s a well-known fact that getting involved in real estate is still one of the best investments you can make. Despite Covid-19 damaging financial situations, property values remain high, and forecasts point out that this trend will continue for the foreseeable future.

If you’re considering starting your own property business, now is an excellent time to do so. Taking advantage of the current rental price growth and potential capital growth for the future will put a lot of green in your pocket. But where to start?

Investing in property can be complicated if you let it. With so many options out there like REIT’s, HMO’s and other assorted acronyms, you may be left dazed assessing your options. Each real estate opportunity has its own list of pros and cons, but the bottom line is you can’t really go wrong.

The best bet, though, is to invest directly in real estate and avoid buying shares in properties. The stock market can be a wild beast, especially in uncertain times like 2020; there is no guarantee your money is safe. Investing directly in real estate will mean you can enjoy the rent as mentioned earlier and capital growth.

When considering starting a property business, one of the first forms of property you should consider is buy-to-let. Buy-to-let refers to the practice of buying a property with the purpose of renting it out. There are a number of reasons why buy-to-let is so ideal, but mainly it is safe. Through rent, you’re able to gain a regular income without having to work for it directly. Along with this, your property will increase in value day by day, meaning if you decide to sell it in the future, you will see a handsome profit.

It sounds like a dream scenario to continually earn money without directly working for it, but there are things to consider before you start. Firstly, research your area. You need to consider rental yields, capital growth, tenant demands, and predicted market changes. It may sound like a lot of work, but it’s worth it. For instance, there’s little point in investing in an area with depreciating house values. You may earn some short-term income, but you might make very little profit on your home when you want to sell. If you wish to start your own property business, you can look for further information and top tips from reputable property companies such as RWinvest.

Tenant demands are also vital. Covid-19 has led to a distinct change in what tenants want. With many stuck in their homes for months, people have started to notice faults in their homes and are craving new surroundings. Desires for green space, space to work from home, and fast broadband are all increasing. This is worth considering when purchasing a property, as you ideally want a property coveted by tenants.

You could also buy-to-sell. Essentially buy-to-lets riskier brother, buy-to-sell can be a bountiful venture. Also referred to as house flipping, the goal is to buy a property and sell it for a profit. Buying to sell is far more complicated than letting as it requires expert knowledge. You need to know exactly what a property is worth, the potential the property has for sale, and if the property needs any work done to it. If your venture goes wrong, and you pay extra for a property or are unable to sell, you will then have to contend with potential mortgage costs without the income to cover it. This can mean you lose cash rather than make it. If you are confident and have the expert knowledge required, it is something worth considering.

Overall, the best advice is to diversify your portfolio. If you want to become a landlord, buy multiple properties. This way, you can earn a constant and considerable income regularly. That early retirement you’ve always dreamed of can be more of a reality than you thought.

Can Spurs Be Genuine Title Contenders?

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Tottenham Hotspur have been near to the very top of the Premier League table for years but never managed to genuinely enter the title race. Do they have the strength and quality to do so in the 2020/21 campaign? We have asked John Pentin, football betting expert at the betting site portal bettingtips4you.

A brilliant start to the season

Judging by the start of the campaign, it is hard not to include Jose Mourinho’s troops in the list of title candidates. They sit at the top of the ladder after 11 rounds with seven wins, three draws, and just one defeat. Such a record gets even more significance if we know the Spurs have seen off the likes of Manchester City and Arsenal along the way.

The team’s lone defeat came in the very opening round when Everton left North London with a three-pointer. Since then, Mourinho has found the winning formula by tightening things up defensively. Tottenham have the best defensive record in the entire division after eleven rounds, having shipped no more than nine goals in the process.

Deadly attacking duo

Harry Kane and Son Heung-Min are by far the most lethal attacking duo in the whole league. We all know Kane as a predator in the final third and one of the best strikers in the game. Nevertheless, Jose Mourinho seems to have found a somewhat different role for his talisman, the one in which Harry obviously enjoys.

The Three Lions captain is at the same time his team’s No 9 and No 10. His amazing creativity has been fully exploited by the Spurs as the man sits by far at the top of the competition’s assisting charts with as many as 10 deliveries to his teammates.

The vast majority of these deliveries benefited Son Heung-Min who is one of the competition’s leading scorers with 10 goals in 11 appearances. We should not forget to mention Kane’s 8 goals either.

Counter-attacks against the stronger teams

Despite sitting atop the division’s standings and despite having two of the best attacking players in the competitions, Spurs are by no means playing beautiful football. This is due to the well-known Jose Mourinho stamp. The Special One is a tactical magician. He has won the Champions League with the likes of Porto, remember. He has also eliminated star-studded Barcelona en route to winning the elite continental competition with Inter Milan (beating Bayern Munich in the final).

Mourinho may not have the width required for a genuine title attack in this Spurs team, but if someone can pull off the best possible performances from a limited team, it’s this Portuguese phenomenon.

You may argue that his playing style is in contrast to the beauty of the game, but that’s just who Mourinho is. He has Kane and Son but still uses them solely for the purpose of counter-attacking against the likes of Manchester City, Chelsea, and even Arsenal. But at the end of the day, who are we to say anything and judge if such an approach gets him results? Had Tottenham lost the aforementioned games, we’d probably be talking another story right now.

Decent depth

Spurs have never spent loads of money on transfers, that’s just not the team’s policy. However, they’ve managed to build a very reputable line-up for just $70 million last summer. Mourinho brought two fantastic full-backs in the likes of Matt Doherty and Sergio Reguilon, while the likes of Vinicius and Gareth Bale contributed to the attacking versatility. Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg is yet another precious gem in the centre of the park.

With such a fabulous kick-off to the season, superb Kane and Son, and a wider range of available options all over the pitch, we have more than enough reasons to call the Spurs genuine title contenders.

This Week Ellen Page is a Straight White Male

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Apparently Hollywood actress, Ellen Page is now a man named Elliot.

He/They is now a straight white male, for this week, but may change status next week, according to her whim.

“The week before this week I was a lesbian female, but this week I am a man who likes chicks, and the week after that I could revert to being a lesbian female or extend my horizons and become a bisexual Billie goat…baaaaah!” the actress told LA Week magazine.

Of course, Elliot will still indulge theyself in imbibing in the glories of the bearded clam, partaking in the wonders of the panty hamster, exploring the depths of the French withered pear, and tasting the delicacies of the juice box, the dew flaps of joy, behold theys adventures continue.

Upcoming NFL Games to Watch

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We are already entering Week 13 of the 2020 NFL Season.

It’s hard to believe how fast it all moves along. It seems like just yesterday that we were complaining about being locked inside with fear of deadly disease and zero sports TV – current, live sports.

Let’s look at a few matchups that you shouldn’t miss.

Cleveland Browns Vs Tennessee Titans 

This clash of AFC contenders could end up having a massive impact on the Wild Card race. Both the Browns and the Titans are 8-3, but the Browns are contending against an unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers team in their division. So for them, this game means a lot. They need to stay ahead of the rest of the second-place teams in the AFC. If they lose this one in Tennessee, they could end up on the outside looking in, even after having one of the best seasons in years.

Meanwhile, the Titans need this win to keep a stranglehold on the AFC South and keep a full game lead on the 7-4, Indianapolis Colts. The Colts play the Texans in Week 13, and although it’s not a guaranteed win for them, it’s a likely one. The Titans and Colts each have a head-to-head win over the other so it’s imperative that Tennessee stays a game up in the standings.

Las Vegas and online shops opened this one, with the Tennessee Titans favored by three points. Since last Sunday evening, however, the line has moved as high as -6. This is because sharps and even some savvy average Joes saw the glaring hole in this NFL betting line. But because of this, I wonder if we were not being set up by the books with an intentionally soft line.

Indianapolis Colts Vs Las Vegas Raiders | Week 14

While the NFL spread is unknown for this game, just yet, we can always keep an eye on it. What we do know is this one is a life or death playoff for the Raiders. If the Raiders get the win over the Jets in Week 13, they’ll be 7-5 with a chance to go to 8-5 if they take down the Colts. If the Colts win in Houston, a Raiders home win over Indy would leave these two teams at 8-5 apiece and still in contention for a wildcard birth. That said, if the Raiders lose this one, it will take a miracle to get in, as the Browns are currently 8-3, the Fins are a 7-4 (likely to move to 8-4 as they play the lowly Bengals this weekend), and if the Ravens, win they’ll still be in the NFL mix as well.

The early odds speculate that the Raiders may go into this game as 2-point home dogs. However, I disagree. I like the Raiders out at 2.5-point favorites in this one. At least, going off the power rating information we have now. If the Raiders perform badly against the NY Giants, that could change. However, going off the numbers we currently have, the Raiders and Colts are almost a dead-even matchup on a neutral field, so given home-field advantage, the Raiders should squeak out a win. Emphasis on the word should.

Pittsburgh Steelers Vs Buffalo Bills

The Steelers are 8.5-point favorites in their Week 13 tilt against the Washington Redskins. So, if we assume they get a win on Sunday, they’ll be heading into Buffalo with an 11-0 record. Meanwhile, the Bills have a tough road game against the San Francisco 49ers where they are favored by just one point. They are just a game ahead of the Dolphins, who play a terrible Cinncy team and are currently listed as 11.5-point favorites. So, this is the home win the Bills absolutely need. The Steelers need to stay on top of the AFC North to ensure a 1st round bye. They’ll have played 12 or 13 straight games heading into the playoffs, thanks to the Titans COVID outbreak and subsequent schedule rearranging.

We should assume that the Steelers will be small favorites in Buffalo, I’m guessing 2.5 points. The Bills need this game more than the Steelers, so I expect a hard-fought one that should not be missed.

Americans Reaching Boiling Point Due to Election Impasse

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Everything is on the line here, the right-wingers versus the left-wingers, and who will win in such a polarised atmosphere is anybody’s guess.

The weird thing is election fraud also may have impacted the left wing Democrats as well, because Bernie Sanders had a huge following in the run-offs against a mediocre Biden, yet suddenly lost all the votes out of nowhere. It was as if someone came down and pressed a magic button erasing all of Bernie’s votes. Naturally, the same thing happened to Trump.

Now we’re getting talk of truck strikes, and one that started on the 29th November, and is still ongoing. The truckers are also not happy about the situation, and vow to bring some sense back into the equation after what they see a gross injustice and stolen election. If the truckers get started properly, they could easily shut down the cities, especially Democrat run ones, which are viewed highly unfavourably.

As for the evangelists, and god botherers, Right Wing Watch is showcasing a video by preacher Rick Wiles who warns of great carnage if Trump is finally overturned by the people who stole the election. The chilling warnings coming from Wiles, are in a sense a call to arms, and every person who thinks the election was stolen, irrespective of who they are may hear his words as gospel.

If they take him out, there is going to be violence in America. There are people in this country, veterans, cowboys, mountain men, guys that know how to fight, and they’re going to make a decision that the people that did this to Donald Trump are not going to get away with it and they’re going to hunt them down.

If these people in Washington think that they are going to get away with it, it’s not going to happen. The Trump supporters are going to hunt them down. It’s going to happen and this country is going to be plunged into darkness and they brought it upon themselves because they won’t back off.

They know if they get away this, there’s no country left it’s done, it’s finished,” he added. “When people have lost everything … they just lose it, alright, they’re going to go on a rampage and you’re not going to be able to put it back in the bottle.

The rhetoric, quite justly under the circumstances is “If we don’t fight for this country, we lose it”.

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