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James Cameron’s Avatar: The Way of the Water

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James Cameron’s Avatar: The Way of the Water

If you are thinking of taking the family, or friends, or partner to a film of this calibre, you must, and we insist…must…watch it on IMAX 3D. As a piece of work created by Cameron and his crew it is an amazing experience with 3D on an IMAX screen.

Folks, in these times of utter depression and misery, this is what we need, an escape from the burden of reality, and it is James Cameron’s meticulous cinematic wizardry that will take you into a fantasy world of blue for three hours and twelve minutes. Hollywood needs to move in this direction of creating grand entertaining fiction.

The message pretty much given in this sequel is that humans generally suck shit, sure not all humans but especially the corporate military industrial complex conglomerate monopoly business people who basically bulldoze over everything to build fucking car parks and shopping malls over nature reserves and native homes.

This is basic cowboys and Injuns stuff. The good guys are obviously the natives and the bad guys are the harpoon gun toting cowboys.

As for Edie Falco from the Sopranos, we were expecting her to suddenly come out with a plate of gabagool, and chastise Tony for the latest whacking of some wise guy.

The dialogue? Forget about that; sure it’s simple but that is not what the film is about. Films like this are about pure action and visual entertainment with an underlying message — that’s it.

The amount of processing power to render this film must have been huge. The CGI at points did have its flaws, but for a fantasy sci-fi the attention to detail was pore deep, like pores in the skin texture and lighting effects. The human to alien interaction was almost perfect, there was not much textural or granular difference, although in 3D, sometimes the tracking or frame rate was a little jumpy.

If you don’t detest humans after watching this, then you ain’t human. You must go and watch this film, a serious addition to Cameron’s backlog. It is the perfect seasonal entertainment that will entertain.

Piece of Sh*t has 900,000 Instagram Followers Who are Obsessed With Its Sh*tty Shape

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Piece of Sh*t has 900,000 Instagram Followers Who are Obsessed With Its Sh*tty Shape

One of the world’s most unusual pieces of shit has gone viral over its unique shitty consistency and shape.

Turdy the Magnificent Piece of Shit has nearly 900,000 follows on Instagram, with fans obsessing over the unparalleled piece of excrement.

But it’s far from its toilet years, according to Turdy’s account owner.

The six-year-old turd from Burnley, England, has become an internet sensation after its owner started sharing pictures and videos of it online.

Turdy the Magnificent Piece of Shit has nearly 900,000 follows on Instagram. Fans have become obsessed with its fluffy, squishy consistency of shit.

“Nothing makes this piece of shit more confident than being photographed for Instagram,” said the Twitter account WeRateShits, awarding Turdy a 13 out of 10 score.

Turdy’s owner, Nigel, said: “Turdy has more personality and is more mature than most people on Instagram.”

“I don’t know why it’s so popular, maybe because the fake plastic shallow soulless world of Instagram and social networks is so banal and awful that a piece of shit can receive so many followers.”

Turdy’s most popular post has almost 600,000 likes and hundreds of comments praising its unique look.

‘I saw a video of it sitting there for 9 hours. During the seventh hour, a blue bottle fly, lovingly called Calliphora vomitoria, landed on it. I actually screamed out aloud in excitement,’ said one fan.

Another video shows Turdy displayed on a bean bag as the Instagram likes can be seen on a screen coming in their thousands in real time.

One fan even commented, “I would forfeit all my assets to that piece of shit,” while another called the turd a ‘distinguished gentle shit of our times’.

World Cup Final: What a Game!

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World Cup Final: What a Game!

World Cup final games are usually boring defensive snore festivals, albeit with a little tension at the end when it comes to the final crunch, either with a little extra time or penalties coming up with an ultimate winner. This year’s World Cup final was an entirely different affair. The game was a nail-biting display of some amazing football, skills and tactics all rolled into one explosive package of end-to-end play that kept on surprising the crowd at each turn of events.

Team Sheet

Argentina: Emiliano Martínez; Nahuel Molina, Cristian Romero, Nicolás Otamendi, Nicolas Tagliafico; Angel Di Maria, Rodrigo De Paul, Enzo Fernández, Alexis Mac Allister; Julián Álvarez, Lionel Messi.

France: Hugo Lloris; Jules Koundé, Raphael Varane, Dayot Upamecano, Theo Hernandez; Aurélien Tchouaméni, Antoine Griezmann, Adrien Rabiot; Ousmane Dembélé, Kylian Mbappé, Olivier Giroud.

Wow! What a Game!

In fact, this entire World Cup has been one of upsets, of high calibre first world teams like Germany, Portugal and Spain humiliated by the underdog African teams, and Asian teams. Morocco, Japan were some of the highlights that stood out.

Lionel Messi was making his 26th appearance in the Qatar World Cup and was up against French counterpart Kylian Mbappé.

Messi started off the scoring bonanza with a penalty for Argentina, and soon after Angel Di Maria made it 2-0.

At this point, many thought France had lost the will to do anything but they came back spectacularly with an Mbappé penalty during the second half, and made it 2-2 with an amazing scooping volley into goal only a minute after his successful penalty. What an incredible fightback, and France was back in the game with a sure fire chance of winning.

The 88,966 crowd at Lusail Stadium were almost electric with frenzied vigour as extra time play began. When Messi scored another one during extra time, one can imagine the crowds in his hometown of Rosario, Argentina all going insane with joy. The French of course with luck pulled another one out of the bag with another Mbappé penalty making it 3-3. This thing was now going to go to penalties for sure.

The nail-biting penalties eventually found a winner as Argentina finally prevailed. 4-2 to Argentina.

Messi achieved what Maradona did in 1986 and dominated a World Cup for Argentina. He scored seven goals, and is surely guaranteed a place as one of the highest footballers.

One must attest to the fighting spirit of the French team during the final to come back and nearly win despite the odds being against them. Certainly, these boys were not ‘surrender monkeys’ and deserve recognition for their immense efforts.

The Argentinian team will surely enjoy the $42 million prize money, as will France, who received $30 million.

Democrats Only Looking For Presidential Candidates With Advanced Dementia From Now On

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Democrats Only Looking For Presidential Candidates With Advanced Dementia From Now On

The extreme success of having an empty shell walking corpse like Joe Biden in the White House has affirmed the swamp’s decision in choosing this type of presidential candidate.

“It’s a case of having something there that we control completely. Biden is perfect because his brain has deteriorated to the point that he can only parrot what the swamp tells him to say. The FBI, and all other agencies within the deep swamp certainly do not want a president with a mind of their own. Remember that allegedly, the FBI has now been infiltrated by politically biased Marxist activists who are not only aligned to the far-left Democrat party but protect it along with domestic terrorist groups like ANTIFA. Political impartiality is now a thing of the past, and US governmental agencies within the Deep State/Swamp are now deemed as arms of the Democrat political apparatus,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed.

Where does this leave the Republican Party and its sphere of influence within the political field? One must first ask, what Republican Party? If we are talking about the RINOS or Neocons, who seem to have taken over, then one can surmise that the Republican Party no longer exists. Much like the socialist Conservative Party in Britain has purged the traditionalists and installed unelected progressive Marxist autocrats aligned with the EU hierarchy into office.

“If we lose Biden, as his body succumbs to death, we need to have another empty carcass as a candidate in the wings. Remember, anyone with a fully functioning brain is a serious blockade to our lines of communication and ultimate control,” a member of the Deep State revealed.

Democracy and fair general elections in the West are also now things of the past, and we will unfortunately see an increase in totalitarianism and proliferation of Marxist ideology. Once freedom of speech and Democracy are lost, they are lost forever. The silence is deafening, as many decent people who can see what is happening are choosing to allow the death of democracy to occur.

Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown Plan Constitutional Reform|Latest Political News UK

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Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown Plan Constitutional Reform|Latest Political News UK

2022: A Year For Change? | Latest Political News UK

Keir Starmer And Gordon Brown To Put Forward A New Plan For Constitutional Reform

As the UK looks to the future, the political landscape is undergoing a much-needed change. Know how the 2022 political climate might shape as Keir Starmer, and Gordon Brown present a new plan for constitutional reform. This ambitious plan has the potential to bring about big changes to the UK’s political landscape, and it could provide solutions to many of the country’s most pressing issues.

In the latest political news UK, there is a sense of optimism that the new year could bring real change and progress in how the UK is governed. Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown, two of the country’s most prominent figures, have put forward a plan for constitutional reform, which aims to reform the UK’s system of government in a way that is fairer, more inclusive, and ensures an equal distribution of power between nations and regions.

A Closer Look at the Proposed Reforms

The plan focuses on devoting power to local areas and reforming voting rights to create an electoral system that represents the diversity of the UK population. It also seeks to strengthen the judiciary’s role in defending civil liberties and promote greater accountability from public officials.

The recommendations centre around transferring power from Westminster to local areas after Sir Keir complained: “The centre hasn’t delivered.”

Mr. Brown claimed that cultivating “300 emerging clusters of the new economy” and eliminating “Westminster and Whitehall bias and giving everywhere a fair share of our future prosperity.”

Sources- https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1705257/keir-starmer-gordon-brown-labour-constitutional-reforms-house-lords-devolution-latest-ont

A closer look at the proposed reforms under the proposed constitutional reforms by Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown, the UK politics news, would see changes in how decisions are made and who has the power to make them.

Gordon Brown has devised a 40-point plan for constitutional reform, subject to Consultation!

2022 is a year of great change and potential, both economically and politically. The plan for constitutional reform proposed by Labour Leader Keir Starmer and Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown could prove to be a monumental step forward in reshaping the United Kingdom and the way it works. The potential to create a fairer and more equitable society is truly within our grasp and should be embraced with great enthusiasm. It remains to be seen what the outcome of the plan will be.

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Biden Accused Of Being Pro-EU Despite Hated Brexit Outcome

An exclusive poll has found that Joe Biden is seen as “pro-EU” as tensions with the bloc continue to simmer over the controversial Northern Ireland protocol. Mr. Biden has typically supported the EU’s position in the dispute, warning the UK against efforts to undermine the legislation.

Sources- https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/

Two weeks ago, the US President urged Mr. Sunak to sort out the post-Brexit row in Northern Ireland. Downing Street admitted that Mr. Biden had raised concerns about the political impasse with EU leaders when they met at the G20 in Indonesia. There has been no Govt. Functioning in Stormont since the last May elections, as the Democratic Unionist Party has not agreed to restore power-sharing until the Northern Ireland Protocol is scrapped.

After the DUP protested in October, the executive stopped holding meetings. Speaking to Express UK after a bilateral meeting with VP Biden, Darren Spink, Associate Fellow at The Henry Jackson Society, conveyed there was no substantive talk on advancing a free trade deal. He said there was no mention of trade deals during their last meeting.

European Union over the Northern Ireland Protocol

The UK has been in talks with the EU about a Northern Ireland Protocol since October 2021, which allows Northern Ireland to be a part of the EU’s single market for goods. However, it has faced criticism because of the border formed between Great Britain and North Ireland down the Irish Sea. It has led to delays, supermarket shortages, and increased business costs in Northern Ireland. Previously, the Biden administration warned Truss’ Government against “efforts to undo” this protocol.

In the words of White House Spokesperson- Karine Jean-Pierre

The latest political news UK in the words of Spokesperson reports The Northern Ireland Assembly has been unable to function since the May elections because the DUP refused to restore power-sharing till the Northern Ireland Protocol was scrapped.

DUP Not Up to any compromise

Sammy Wilson, DUP MP for East Antrim, told the media that the Northern Ireland Secretary needs to be clear in his mind that we see the whole thing as a fight for the union. He warned that the DUP wouldn’t accept anything but a good deal.

Hundreds of military personnel in training to deal with strike chaos this Christmas

Around 2,000 troops and civil servants could be drafted on to the frontline as strikes grip the country, the Cabinet Office said on Saturday, 3rd December 2022.
Nadim Zahawi, The Conservative Party Chairman, spoke: “It is the right and responsible thing to do to have contingency plans in place.”

Sources- https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics

This makes up for the latest political news in the UK.

During Sky News Ridge on Sunday, Mr. Zahawi insisted that it was up to the union leaders to call off the strikes and suggested how they were playing into the Russian president’s agenda of using high energy prices that fuels inflation as a “weapon” in the war against Ukraine. Mr. Zahawi noted that the government needed discipline in not raising public sector pay in line with inflation, which could fuel inflation further. He estimated that meeting all the pay demands would cost £28bn.

From the Cabinet Office

The Cabinet Office said: “The priority of the coming weeks is to protect the common public who may need access to emergency services and limit disruption as much as possible, particularly at a time when there will be an increase in people travelling for the holidays and NHS services are under a huge pressure due to the impact of Coughing illness.”

David Davis, Tory MP, Haltemprice and Howden, said it was “vital” that health unions’ strikes do not threaten Britons’ lives. He said: “The ambulance union Unison made the rather implausible claim that their strikes would not create a risk to lives. The government is now in intensive talks to avoid just that. It is vital the health unions’ strikes do not jeopardize the lives of citizens.” Paramedics, call handlers, and other staff at half of England’s ambulance services have also voted to execute strike action over pay.

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Rail Strikes to Run When ?

Meanwhile, rail strike dates have been announced in the run-up to Christmas following months of disruption. Thousands of RMT members across 14 train operators and Network Rail are due to stage two 48-hour strikes this month. The Rail Delivery Group (RDG) yesterday offered the Rail, Maritime, and Transport union (RMT) a pay rise of 8% over the last 2 years with a guarantee of no compulsory redundancies till April 2024 in a bid to head off new strikes reports latest Political news UK.

Party wants a fair deal says Bridget Phillipson

Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s education secretary, could not confirm whether her party would increase pay in line with inflation in the public sector. The spokeswoman said her party wants a fair deal for workers. Asked whether salary increases in the public sector were affordable, she said: “I’m not going to make promises to you this morning that I don’t feel confident I can deliver. I think that’s been corrosive to our politics in recent years.”

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Prince Harry and Meghan’s Shame of Living in Grand Palaces

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Prince Harry and Meghan’s Shame of Living in Grand Palaces

Imagine the eternal shame one feels of being waited on hand and foot by butlers, maids and footmen in grand palaces full of history, adorned with priceless artefacts. Imagine never having to think about money for the rest of your life, and to be whisked around the world to any destination you want at the drop of a hat in private jets and royal yachts. This is the utterly shameful existence Meghan Markle and Harry ran from.

The chauffeurs, the multi-million pound weddings funded by the British taxpayer, and the immaculate security details looking after the couple were a terrible sin, a disgusting crime to behold.

The aerial view of Hampton Court Palace, a royal palace in the L
Aerial view of Hampton Court Palace, Borough of Richmond upon Thames

The utter travesty of those African trips costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, or the expensive functions and parties where the gourmet food and champagne flowed. How atrocious that literally millions of pounds were spent on Harry’s education and army training, yet he is still a dimwit, controlled now by a manipulative woke cult leader without a thought of his own anymore and out to ruin the British monarchy.

Windsor Castle, Buckinghamshire
Windsor Castle, Buckinghamshire

Spare a thought for the multi-million dollar baby shower party Meghan held in New York which was billed to the British taxpayer, or the numerous extravagant trips the couple took every six weeks to some exotic location for another permanent holiday.

The shame of never thinking about healthcare costs ever again and receiving the best care from the top doctors in the profession, or the multiple palaces the couple could visit at anytime, or the vast grounds that were their de facto playground.

Shameful stuff which should be denigrated and ruined by this whingeing whining couple of moaners. Please excuse us while we projectile vomit.

Buckingham Palace and Victoria Memorial at spring time.
Buckingham Palace and Victoria Memorial at spring time

The Only Nurse Not On Strike

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The Only Nurse Not On Strike

Is it not quite ironic that the only nurse not on strike in the NHS today is a nurse accused of mass murder of babies? Yes, Lucy Letby, accused of killing seven babies in cold blood, is the only nurse not on strike today. Strange things sure are afoot at the NHS, and the ‘angels’ who are supposed to look after us are on strike, and there are some legitimate reasons for the strikes — the NHS is on its knees, literally.

Yeah, yeah, how many times do we have to explain the reason for this utter travesty and insane mess. It’s quite easy really, it’s called basic physics and maths. If you have a limited service and millions of people wanting to use that service at the same time, it just ain’t going to work, is it?

The nurses are striking today, and those crucial bum wiping sessions are going unanswered, so maybe you will have to wipe your own arse today if you are in hospital. There will also be no TikTok dances to horrible music by groups of laughing, giggling nurses at the end of your bed whilst you are gasping for air for the last time and your eyes bulging. Shame, imagine that image is the last thing you see on this earth.

How Mick Lynch the Grinch Stole Christmas

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How Mick Lynch the Grinch Stole Christmas

It takes a special sort of Grinch cunt like Mick Lynch to shit on your Christmas! Empty streets, empty shops, and empty restaurants as Mick Lynch’s grim Grinch demands are full of meanness. Mick Lynch hates Christmas, and he hates you for not agreeing to pay him an extra hundred thousand atop his two hundred thousand. This vile greedy creature and his RMT Marxist minions already get paid vast sums of money, but that’s not enough for the feckless covetous squealers, especially with all they’ve poisoned. Mick the Grinch hates Christmas, and he hates you. Now, please don’t ask why he’s such a fucking cunting poo poo? It could be, perhaps, that he has a cock two sizes too small. It could be because his Commie head wasn’t screwed on right, that’s what it says in the latest poll. The filthy shister Lynch doesn’t have a heart, but he has a large smelly Brussels Sprout fart. Staring down from his RMT mansion with a sour grinchy frown. Mick Lynch adjusts his turdy diarrhoea filled crown. It’s just another day in the Marxist militant RMT union world of greed and corruption. Your train is stuck in the depot because of Grinch and his nasty disruption. Fuck you Mick Lynch, and fuck your greedy militant RMT union Marxist Bolshevik dysfunction.

Kanye West Joins Up For Year in Israeli Kibbutz

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Kanye West Joins Up For Year in Israeli Kibbutz

Kanye West today announced that he has joined up for a year in an Israeli Kibbutz picking fruit.

“Ima pick fruit fo da Jooz ‘n’ shieet! Yanum sayin’? I aks y’all to show me sum respec’ n shieet! I is lookin’ forward to da year of hard work in da mufuggin’ fields! Kinda make me feel lak ma ancestors pickin’ cotton! Ima do dis sheeit cuz Gawd tol’ me ta right da wrongs ‘n’ shiet, or summink lak dat!”

Moshe Liebowitz, head of the Beit HaShovet Kibbutz in Southern Israel invited West to the Holy country to show him that all Jews are not all bad folks.

“I forgive him. He is obviously a misinformed, simple idiot. We will treat him well here, but if he continues saying bad things about Jews, there will be consequences. We have a little shed in one of the orchards, we can put him in there for a while until he learns some manners.”

Kibbutz life can be quite arduous, but is very rewarding. Living on a collectivist farm where everyone pulls together to help is a huge success in Israel, and hundreds of Kibbutzim are scattered all across Israel.

The Kibbutz is a wonderful idea of a voluntary society in which people live in accordance with a specific social contract, based on egalitarian and communal principles in a social and economic framework. The first Kibbutz was established over 90 years ago, and many are still functioning communities today.

Hopefully Kanye West’s time in the Kibbutz will teach him some valuable life skills like humility and respect.

EU Vice President: “I did not receive 600,000 euros bribe from Qatar”

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EU Vice President: “I did not receive 600,000 euros bribe from Qatar”

Sometimes the massive level of corruption prevalent in the EU is uncovered. This time, EU Assembly Vice President, Eva Kaili of Greece, has been caught with her nose deep in the trough. She allegedly received over 600,000 euros from Qatar prior to the World Cup and was found with bags of cash in her home.

“Maybe Eva needs to get the same guys who cover up for Joe and Hunter Biden. If this was the case, despite mounting evidence nothing would ever happen,” an American commentator revealed.

As is the case in the EU, the officials who received bribes from Qatar will be quietly disappeared and the news buried very deep. As of writing, Kaili is being held in Brussels and her assets frozen.

“Sometimes we have to be seen to make an example of our protected members. Kaili will most certainly be given a huge EU payoff payment for her contributions to EU corruption and demoted to a new role in Brussels, maybe two days work with full gold-plated pension, expense account scheme, and salary of 750,000 euros per month,” an unelected member of the EU Commission revealed.

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