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Afrocentric Netflix Fake History Blamed For Ruining Egyptian Tourism

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Afrocentric Netflix Fake History Blamed For Ruining Egyptian Tourism

“No one wants to come here now because people think ancient Egyptians were blacks,” the Egyptian board of Tourism decried the lies spread by a recent fake documentary from streaming company Netflix.

The tourism sector is one of the largest employers in Egypt, providing 3.1 million jobs, or 9.5% of the total workforce. In 2018, Egypt recorded 9.8 million international arrivals, an increase of 48% compared to the previous year.

Just as Egypt is recovering from the pandemic and lockdowns that affected the tourism industry across the globe, a pseudo-documentary from Netflix that has stolen actual Egyptian culture and planted an Afrocentric slant to the entire dynasty of Ancient Egypt has added to the malaise.

“These people have not only stolen our culture and history with blatant misinformation and lies, but they have damaged our tourism industry. It may take decades to repair this damage,” a spokesman for the tourism board revealed on Tuesday.

It’s not all bad news though, Shaquanda Johnsons, 34, from Mississippi is booking a flight from America to Alexandria to visit the land of black Cleopatra.

“Imma fidner go to da Egypt ‘n’ shiet 2 see fo masselve whut da black queen Culeopatras wuz doin ‘n’ shiet. I save up ma cash money from da BLM looting. I culd pay me retun tickit. We loot all da stos, Walmart, Target y’all name it. I stil got sum dough left ‘n’ shiet. Why they no liquor stoh on top da Ejyp pyramids, I axe u dat? I gots 2 thank Saint George Floyd, if it wont fo’ him resistin’ arrest I wuld nut b abel 2 finances dis trip 2 Eegypt. Imma cum 2 ma land – we bilt da pyramids ‘n’ shiet. Egyptins are all black! It’s offishul.”

New Documentary to Portray Martin Luther King as Chinese Man

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New Documentary to Portray Martin Luther King as Chinese Man

If it is okay to erase and defile history with the likes of Cleopatra being a black woman, a new documentary to be released soon will depict Martin Luther King as a Chinese man.

Released in August, the documentary entitled The Real Chinese MLK will delve into the life and struggle of American civil rights icon Martin Luther King played by an unknown Chinese actor from Beijing.

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“I was with my son, and he asked why can’t we see African American icons depicted as Chinese people? I immediately picked up the phone and assembled a crew for shooting,” director of the project, Heinrich Pinkett Smithy, told LA Week magazine.

The documentary will change black history forever by going Chinese. Martin Luther King Jnr. will be depicted as a scrawny Chinese man.

“In one scene Martin Luther King starts dancing in his local baptist church. Because he is Chinese, he is totally out of rhythm and dances with jerky movements while the audience, who are all black, also join in.

Even the famous “I have a dream” speech by MLK has been rewritten with a Chinese perspective, and will change everything for the cause. It will be a speech about education, saving money, running businesses and working for a living instead of revelling in victimhood, rioting, prison, crime and shunning education to live in the projects.

“I remember as a kid seeing some black actor play Martin Luther King Jnr.” the director revealed. “I was captivated, but even then, I felt the image was not right. Was his skin really that black?

“With this new production, could I find the answers about Martin Luther King’s heritage and release him from the stranglehold that Hollywood had placed on his image?”

He continued: “So, was MLK black? We don’t know for sure, but we can be certain he wasn’t black like some dark ass Mandingo from the deepest west African jungle near the upper Niger valley or something.

“We need to have a conversation with ourselves about our colourism, and the internalized black supremacy that Hollywood has indoctrinated us with. Most of all, we need to realise that Martin Luther King’s story is less about him than it is about who we are.”

The Woke Cannot Create Anything New They Can Only Mess With the Past

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The Woke Cannot Create Anything New They Can Only Mess With the Past

The Woke political orientation is a regressive negative form of ideology that is not only based on Marxist principles but is stuck in the past. It cannot create anything new, it can only mess with past historical events. One example is the latest Cleopatra documentary by Netflix where all historical and scholarly information about the queen based in Alexandria, Egypt was ignored and instead Cleopatra was portrayed falsely by the woke production team purely for ideological purposes as a sub-Saharan African. This form of historical negationism is very prevalent in totalitarian communist and fascist regimes, where history is falsely rewritten or erased purely for ideological reasons. The woke have thus stooped to the lowly levels of repressive totalitarian regimes to put their false narrative across.

Erasing and cancelling strands of history is a very dangerous pursuit, but it serves the purposes of the woke because they can rewrite the past to suit their needs in the current time, and also fool millions of their followers to think that their version of re-written history is correct. This form of denialism is politically motivated to induce a false narrative to indoctrinate the easily swayed masses that follow wokism without question, who are predominantly not educated to a standard that can differentiate lies and real facts.

Hijacking other people’s history and implanting your own racially or politically motivated lies is a crude method utilised by the woke, as demonstrated most recently by the fake Cleopatra Netflix documentary. Because sub-Saharan Africans have no real written history of any note, it was the woke duty of so-called enlightened African American supremacists who have been given free rein in Hollywood to hijack Egyptian culture and history for their own politically motivated and racist needs. Cleopatra was most not certainly NOT a sub-Saharan African, but was of European Greek/Macedonian stock, as depicted by numerous Roman portraits of the time. Her bloodline descended directly from Alexander’s generals, yet in the Netflix documentary, Cleopatra is falsely depicted as a sub-Saharan African.

This kind of appropriation and false rewriting of history should not be allowed in any decent, honest society and is a crime not only to real historical fact but ultimately damages humanity as a whole. The people who perpetuated this crime should be treated as the criminals they are, and their blatant lies exposed.

Fired Woke Marketing VP For Bud Light Now Transitioning to be a Man

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Fired Woke Marketing VP For Bud Light Now Transitioning to be a Man

Anheuser-Busch InBev has changed marketing leadership for Bud Light in the wake of losing a whopping $7.4 billion in market cap and a huge loss of sales across America tainting its brand forever after the controversy over the brand sending a can to gay transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney with his face on it.

“I was talking to Dylan on the phone in my plush new office about the joys of inclusivity and how losing $7.4 billion for Anheuser-Busch is like a walk in the park. It’s like a beautiful journey where the beer brand is now totally tainted, ya know like a big fat dingleberry that no one wants to touch. Well, some man walks in and says I was fired! Excuse me, I’m on the phone here to our favourite son of Bud Light I said. The man took my phone and dropped it on the floor then crushed it slowly with his cowboy boot. Oh ma gawd! Just, ohmagawd! This is not inclusive behaviour!”

Alissa Weinerscheisse, marketing VP for the brand since June 2022, was put on permanent leave of absence, the brewer confirmed, and will be replaced by some dude called Todd, who was most recently global marketing VP for Budweiser.

“I was then escorted to the car park by two burly guards who threw my children’s drawings I had on the wall in my office in the back of my car. Oh, and they forgot my special Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light can in the office. I asked them for it, and they told me that those cans will all be crushed out of existence. I cried, and I cried and this is all happening while I was transitioning to be a man. I already picked out a prosthetic cock and balls from my area trans shop.”

It’s not all downhill for Weinerscheisse though, his new pronouns will be he/they/zee and he plans on starting his own manly trans beer brand for America with Dylan Mulvaney called “Inclusive Light”. The new beer will only be marketed to 0.0003% of the US population, but will be certified ‘inclusive’.

“My woke handler and life coach, who tells me how to think and act, was very supportive. She congratulated me in doing a great job in killing off some white man’s beer. The brand is now untouchable and will probably never recover again.”

Alissa Weinerschnitzel is also authoring a new book called: “How to kill a brand built up over 160 years – in a fucking week”

Don’t forget, folks, keep on truckin’ with that Bud Light Boycott…

Uncanny Valley Finally Reached in Video Games – Unrecord

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Uncanny Valley Finally Reached in Video Games – Unrecord

This is the kind of game we have been waiting for with anticipation, and the developers studio DRAMA have indeed fulfilled their remit.

The era of gaming has finally reached that uncanny valley moment where photorealistic graphics are making gameplay for some releases indistinguishable from real life.

The lighting is super realistic, as well as the texture mapping, Nanite virtual geometry system, bleeding-edge graphics tech all created in Unreal Engine 5, but the real clincher is the camera movement and realism when shooting.

Let us hope more developers achieve this level of realism and mastery. Serious points of kudos must be given to the DRAMA team and Alexandre Spindler for this work of genius.

Imagine this game in VR and the level of immersion would be increased further. Zuckerberg’s Metaverse with 1992 graphics and people with no lower torsos has just been plopped on big time.

China and Russia Betting On Weak Biden and Loser Sunak

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China and Russia Betting On Weak Biden and Loser Sunak

Farted out of the heaving anus of the internet, we present to you a communiqué from some obscure anonymous group who could be absolutely anyone or no one, or even some secretive dark agency working only from the shimmering shadows of inequity.

“Movement in war can come at breakneck speed, or it can be slow and easy — the long game. Never has Russia and China had it so easy with a weak USA led by a corpse who is more concerned with demoralising and dividing his own country than being a patriot. The same goes for the UK, here is a guy supposedly leading the country as an unelected shoe-in with no mandate to rule, Rishi Sunak is a slow moving target with no understanding of military matters or what is to come. The enemy is blessed to have such a bunch of low-level pieces of detritus supposedly leading the ‘free world’. Yes, the West is now about as free as Rykers Island, and the disgusting protected scumbag who armed the Taliban up to the hilt in Afghanistan with America’s best weaponry thinks he has a chance for a second term. Sure, go ahead Joe, you are the gift that keeps on giving, or should that be ‘tripping’? The time for action is nearing every day, and the West’s enemies feed on this weakness, it empowers them because it means the long game they have been playing all this time has finally worked. American society has been completely demoralised to a point that if you were to show one of these brainwashed woke operators a picture of some snow, and you told them it was actually white in colour, their programming over generations is so strong in wokism that they would argue with you forever that it was black. This is the level of programming that operatives trained in demoralisation have been conducting now in the USA for decades now. The woke have been ideologically subverted and are completely blind to their fate, especially as they have been disarmed and are ripe for the picking by America’s enemies, who wait intently for the final push. The Russian and Chinese propagandists working in the West for decades have completed their mission with flying colours. Add in some major de-dollarisation from a multitude of nations sick of the USA, a country that makes up 5% of the global population yet uses up 60% of earth’s resources, and there is certainly a deadly smell in the air at the the moment. The uptick in Chinese balloon surveillance over the US and Russian trawlers off the coast of Britain are small signs of finalisation, as are the final countdown emergency broadcast tests in the UK.”

 

Defiling History: Hollywood Blackwashes Macedonian Cleopatra as Sub-Saharan African

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Defiling History: Hollywood Blackwashes Macedonian Cleopatra as Sub-Saharan African

Because sub-Saharan Africans never really invented anything of note, or have much of a history, it is necessary according to Jada Pinky Smith to rewrite history and defile the historical fact that Cleopatra was a Macedonian Greek, and make all ancient Egyptians sub-Saharan blacks. Yes, we have another blatantly racist Netflix monstrosity that is blackwashing entire swathes of history with their new Cleopatra depiction.

Egyptian scholars are naturally up in arms at having their entire history thrown into the gutter of Hollywood lies, and are now suing Netflix.

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Cleopatra sculpture and painting from Roman era.

As for the Macedonians and Greeks, they are now black people according to Netflix, as are ancient Egyptians. All historians and scholars know that Sub-Saharan Africans were only used as slaves by ancient Egyptians and nothing more.

Zahi Hawass, a prominent Egyptologist and former antiquities minister, told the al-Masry al-Youm newspaper: “This is completely fake. Cleopatra was Greek, meaning that she was light-skinned, not black.”

On Sunday, lawyer Mahmoud al-Semary filed a complaint with the public prosecutor demanding that he take “the necessary legal measures” and block access to Netflix’s services in Egypt.

He revealed that the series included visual material and content that violated Egypt’s media laws and accused Netflix of trying to “promote the Afrocentric thinking… which includes slogans and writings aimed at distorting and erasing the Egyptian identity”

In reality, it does not matter what skin colour Cleopatra had, the main contention here should be the rewriting of history for propaganda and ideological reasons. In this case, militant racist black people have infiltrated the film industry and are trying to Africanise everything they see by defiling actual history.

What’s next for Netflix, Henry VIII depicted as a sub-Saharan African chieftain, or how about George Washington as a Chinese man who only speaks Mandarin but cooks a mean chow mein?

Naturally, Netflix has had to dump the comments section on the fucked up film’s YouTube trailer page, and the dislikes are so numerous that they have masked those as well.

Do not watch this shit, and cancel your subscription to Netflix. This is the only way these people will ever learn. If you have one fucking miniscule ounce of principle in your body, you will dump Netflix right now, because this is a form of history deletion. Defiling our human history is a serious crime, because lies in historical terms harm humanity as a whole.

Netflix, and the blatantly racist simpletons who created the Cleopatra film are a disgrace to human history and these uneducated illiterate African American supremacists should be treated with the utmost contempt that they fully deserve. NETFLIX CLEOPATRA DOCUMENTARY BULLSHIT RATING — OFF THE SCALE

Great News Buzzfeed is Shutting Down

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Great News Buzzfeed is Shutting Down

The site that we call Spamfeed, i.e. Buzzfeed is shutting down operations after spamming the internet for years with substandard low quality shite spam articles, clickbait articles, AI generated spam and fucking spammy stupid listicles. Churning out shit by the gigabyte every second of the day, today the company announced the wonderful news that they are shutting down operations forever.

As well as massive instances of plagiarism, Buzzfeed were the epitome of everything that was wrong with the internet and may they rest in piss, pieces of woke shit will no longer spam the internet with their horrid woke detritus.

The people responsible for Buzzfeed should hang their heads in abject shame after polluting the internet for so long and only shutting down now.

Okay, Huffpost is still operating, but hopefully that will go the same way as Buzzfeed soon.

There truly is an internet god, and today he granted a lot of wishes.

Bud Light: The Power of Consumerist Revolutionary Rage

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Bud Light: The Power of Consumerist Revolutionary Rage

Wokism is a disease that can only be addressed in one way: boycott. Do not purchase or subscribe to anything that utilises the woke Marxist ideology. This may be a product you have always bought since childhood, or something that you previously loved dearly, you as the consumer must be true to your word and simply walk away.

Is there forgiveness for any brand that realises that their woke marketing was a mistake, and they beg for forgiveness from their previously loyal customers? First of all, no company or brand apologises to their previous customers for going woke, simply because they label their wokeness as being ‘inclusive’ when in reality it is ‘exclusive’ to some segment of society that is deemed as severely offensive to many. Yes, of course any segment of human society has a right to exist, however some parts of society are deemed as highly divisive and viewed as deviant. Deviancy and perversion is allowed in Western society with no problem, however, having it pushed down people’s throats or to young impressionable children by a previously loved brand is a step too far for many. Most people don’t give two flying sideways fucks about trans people or the LGBTQP scene, and are tolerant to all the strands of society as long as they conduct their actions amongst themselves.

As brands like Bud Light, are currently learning, the woke agenda they were pushing down their previous consumers throats has led to a $6 billion loss, and when the next quarter of sales are brought to light, Bud Light may not be so bright, in fact the whole thing will be flushed down the toilet, an unholy piece of shite. Consumers must stick to their guns with any sort of action, and they must adhere to any boycott of brands like Bud Light until it either disappears entirely or the brand completely capitulates. This is the power of the consumer, and these brands can only be taught a lesson one way — bankruptcy.

Inflation: The Bank of England Infiltrated by Remainers

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Inflation: The Bank of England Infiltrated by Remainers

The Bank of England has engineered a high inflationary ‘cost of living’ disaster to make Brexit look fundamentally flawed and create an atmosphere of blame towards Britain’s exit of the EU. The implants into the BoE are partnered with Brussels to ruin Britain’s economy, and they are successfully doing this with the artificially created inflation on every day goods and utilities for the country.

It is no news that the current Chancellor of the Exchequer Jeremy Hunt is a staunch remainer, and his high tax policies are proof that he has dedicated his energy to the denigration of Brexit. This is why Hunt appointed Megan Greene as a member of the Bank’s monetary policy committee. “Brexit is bad for the UK economically,” she told Bloomberg while still chief economist at Manulife in 2017.

Along with the Governor Andrew Bailey who is a military grade remainer, the entire edifice of the Bank is dedicated to its total commitment to Brussels.

Increasing interest rates by insane increments will hasten Britain falling into deep recession, as many mortgage holders will eventually default on their loans. The banking system will crumble as liquidity disappears completely, and millions scramble to take out their money.

With the entire civil service working daily to reverse Brexit, the remainers in all these institutions are dedicating themselves to destroying the British economy in a sort of scorched earth policy. It is the only way they can win — by completely destroying the economy to prove their point about Brexit not working.

Would it not have been a better decision to look forward, utilising the global opportunities to build up the UK’s economy benefitting from Brexit freedoms instead of this dire self-inflicted remainer-led race to the bottom of the barrel?

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