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Totalitarian Leftist Feudal Lords Want to Kill Free Speech For a Good Reason

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We are now being ruled and controlled by extremist socialists enforcing an intolerant totalitarian woke rule over all facets of the media, internet, publishing, science, tech, advertising, education and government.

This form of big government hyper-regulation and collectivist welfare statism is more akin to the regimes of Stalin, Mussolini and Hitler than a supposed functioning democracy with democratic elections. We saw how ‘democratic’ the elections were in 2020 when the alternate voices of opposition to the democrat party were all but erased from the internet, resulting in only democrat party propaganda broadcasts allowed a voice. Sites like Twitter functioned as a direct wing of the democrat party, as did so-called ‘unbiased’ search engines like Google who only promoted democrat party opinions or voices to the top of any search term.

The leftists in control now are unforgiving intolerant totalitarian censors who have effectively tried with all their might to destroy free speech and freedom of expression as well as democracy by censoring and labelling anyone who disagrees with their Communist Marxist views as either a fascist, racist or someone who disseminates ‘hate speech’.

Science used to be a forum of debate, of questioning of theory. In fact, to not question scientific theory rigorously would have been seen in the past as invalid scientific technique. Under the totalitarian leftist regime, science has been subverted and corrupted to presenting an absolute answer without question. Global warming comes under this absolute science, as does anything to do with Covid as witnessed recently. What the well-funded leftist state scientists say goes without question, and if anyone dares to question, they are summarily silenced and their corpses (and careers) dragged through the streets of social media subjected to eternal cancellation and disgrace.

We are currently not living in a democratic West where free thought and liberty are championed; we are living in a leftist totalitarian dystopian nightmare where intolerant socialist totalitarian woke feudal lords rule over their serfs with an all encompassing eraser as their weapon. These socialist totalitarians rewrite history, rewrite films and even mess with Hollywood greats like Star Wars and literary classics like Lord of the Rings to promote their socialist activism.

Journalists are now a rarity in the soulless plastic conglomerate newsrooms, instead they have been replaced by rabid intolerant activists pretending to be journalists. These leftist totalitarian woke activists are given free rein to push their activist agendas to millions of people without any form of questioning or quality control. The daily ‘truth’ is thus not presented by research and multiple sources instead, the activists who have taken over journalism present an unquestionable intolerant ‘absolute truth’ direct from the Big State. If you question this absolute truth, you are silenced, cancelled, shadowbanned, called a conspiracy theorist or labelled as a ‘hate speech’ peddler.

Universities and all state education establishments are now places of far-left activism led by Marxist rhetoric and woke students bristling to get out into the real world to spread their brainwashed education to everyone. The places where discussion was once appreciated and encouraged are now closed-off blinkered intolerant woke places where any form of free thought is punished with immediate censorship and cancellation.

Under the intolerant far-left totalitarian brutal regime, we now can look forward to their great communist collectivist reset, where the wealth of the remaining middle-classes will be repatriated to the state leaving only the very, very, very rich, and the poor serfs at the bottom who will be indebted to the feudal leftist state. The World Economic Forum, the EU and United Nations has already commended communist China as the global role-model and are now moving towards incorporating a ‘citizen social rating’ system to the West.

The leftist feudal lords are now intent on completely silencing the concept of free speech or independent thought for a very good reason — freedom of speech reveals their methods and their modus operandi. For the leftist totalitarians in control, this is a total no no, and the mere thought of the hive mind controlled public awakening to the woke control operation would be a disaster. Sure there are a few who tried to fight the leftist swamp, people like Trump, Farage and now to some extent Musk, but in the end they sink into the sinking mire, all it takes is one toe dipped into the swamp of leftist total control and that’s it, adios amigo. Avoiding assimilation into the collective is impossible: “Resistance is futile” – The Borg.

Democracy has not existed in the West for some time, and the prognosis is not good in it ever existing in the future either.

How to Find a Reliable Casino Site

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The casino sector experienced a surge of new casino sites, especially in recent years. So, it’s safe to say that there were millions of new casino players around the world, and online casinos were visited a lot more than even traditional casinos. There is one downside of great expansion in such a short period of time, and that is the inevitable emergence of rouge or illegal casino sites.

It could become increasingly difficult for casino players to make better choices, and especially if they’re new to the online casino world. So, you will need to find a reliable online casino that not only fits their preferences, but it’s also licensed by a renowned gambling agency. In order to help you find a reliable casino site, here we have compiled a list of signs that will help you find a trustworthy online casino.

Gaming Licence and Security

When you want to play on a licensed no deposit free spins UK online casino, you need to take a look at the gaming licence of the casino site. Basically, a casino site that doesn’t have a seal of approval from a reputable gambling agency is not considered a secure platform, which means that you should definitely pay attention to the legal side of the casino site.

For more information regarding the gaming licence, generally, you can find that info in the footer of the website or the about section. So, you can instantly learn whether the casino site is legal and safe or not. Casino sites that are reputable hold a gambling licence from a reputable gambling agency, including the UK Gambling Commission, Malta Gaming Authority, Danish Gambling Authority, and others.

When it comes to security factors, they need to offer fair casino games, so they actually need to provide an RNG certificate that there are verified and safe for online game blink on top of the left. Casinos are also employed security measures such as TLS or SSL encryption technology as well as virus programs firewalls to further prevent any possible cyber-attacks.

Also, when the casino incorporates essential SSL technology, you can be confident that the connection is secure and the personal details on your platform are safe, which is very important one you’re playing casino games online, and you’re wagering with your own funds.

Bonus Policy

The bonus policy of an online casino is another important aspect of the casino site. It involves everything from the wagering requirements to additional requirements regarding the bonuses, availability of the offers, and their expiration date, as well as a minimum deposit that you need to make in order to claim certain offers. Whether you like a certain bonus will depend on your own personal preferences, but here it’s important to take a look at their up-to-date bonus policy and see everything that’s written in small letters that would be a significant aspect of your decision.

Safe Developers

Reputable developers work up to high standards. Also, make sure to collaborate with providers that fulfil this safety requirement and are renowned game studious. For example, you will find online casinos that only will collaborate with reputable organizations such as NetEnt, Playtech, Pragmatic Play, Evolution, Big Time Gaming, and others. When you know that the developers on the site are safe, and they work according to the standards in the industry, you can rest assured that your gaming experience is also safe and fair.

In conclusion, in order to find the best casino site for your needs, make sure to learn everything about the security measures of online casinos, their bonus policy, payment methods, and licence. It is important for your own safety as well as the casino experience on the website.

We Have to Thank Heroic Efforts of Elon Musk on Twitter

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When a platform like Twitter has been subverted and perverted to such abhorrent levels of Stasi soviet censorship as well as blatant electioneering, it is going to take some time to right the wrongs. Even for someone of Elon Musk’s can-do abilities repairing Twitter and restoring some semblance of justice is not going to be easy.

Infested with woke Marxists who would not be out of place in Stalin’s Russia, Twitter even permanently shadowbanned the Daily Squib (@dailysquib) for no given reason other than for writing satire. The Daily Squib saw what happened during the 2020 elections, and we called out the ghosting of the Hunter Biden laptop story, which was completely ignored by the social networks and mainstream media. It was as if Hunter Biden never existed, and this ghosting of news reality was probably the reason we were shadowbanned by Twitter. The truth in a time of great deceit must be shut down, and the media colluded very well in shutting that story down, thus giving Joe Biden a skewed resulting win.

Twitter banned or shadowbanned accounts solely on their opposition to the Democrat socialist party stance. Liberals used to once be tolerant but the new liberals were intolerant and closer politically to communists than anything else.

You simply cannot have democratic elections if the opposing party’s voice or any dissenting voice is erased and cancelled. This is what the likes of Twitter did, they simply banned and silenced anyone who was not a woke communist mouthpiece. The Twitter Stasi board of censors thus created a sovietised echo chamber effect, where the only people allowed a voice on their platform were the ones saying the same thing. Much like an NPC chorus of collectivist Marxist rhetoric and mantras, Twitter had been completely ruined as a democratic forum for free speech.

The people who fear free speech are the extremists of political ideology and terrorist groups. Communists, socialists, fascists and groups like ISIS, ANTIFA, Al Qaeda, BLM.

The Daily Squib’s account was effectively silenced on Twitter, and funnily enough the Taliban account was given full freedom. Twitter also championed paedophilia on their platform and defended it from banning. Extremist internal terrorist groups like ANTIFA, who are influenced and controlled by the CCP, were also given full rein on Twitter, despite calling for violence and organising riots.

Despite multiple appeals, the DS has been fobbed off by the Twitter staff, and unfortunately Musk has also done nothing to change the fucked up status of the Squib. Eh, we could just delete our account and be done with it, but somehow there is always this niggling thought to fight for justice and the truth, and that’s what we fight for day in day out asking for nothing in return. Google has punished our site for daring to have independent thought, as has Facebook.

Free thought, and independent ideas are now a criminal act, political Juvenalian satire which was once protected by society is today hunted down and silenced.

If you value free speech, freedom of expression, art, and the satirical right to offend, then please support the Daily Squib. We fight for your rights when no one else gives a shit.

Much Ado About Nothing: Meghan & Harry Netflix Whingeing Extravaganza

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While a horrid war is going on in Ukraine with millions of people suffering horrendous hardship and death, while people across Britain are suffering in fuel poverty, food poverty and job insecurity, here are these fuckers, Meghan and Harry moaning about their jet set life, their Montecito mansion, their privileged lifestyle where they are wallowing in more money and advantage than 99.99% of the population will ever know in their lives. This sickening vomitus couple are vile self-pitying morose creatures who are basically monetising past power plays and so-called ‘injustices’ that are in the scheme of things fucking trivial.

Netflix claims in the series that members of the royal family were approached for comment, but the royal palace has disputed that any member of the royal family was ever approached by the exploitative show. Therefore, the Netflix Meghan and Harry series starts off with a blatant lie, as it peddles its inane trivial self-pitying cowardly moan-fest.

The royal family have thus been cursed and will rue the day they ever allowed this nefarious viper into the fold. Meghan Markle, a despicable suppurating woke anal wart stalking the royal family with vicious lies, is clearly out to completely destroy their reputation and has even labelled the entire British population as racist.

This is about ego, narcissism and exploiting the memory of Princess Diana for money. Harry should hold his head in abject shame for besmirching the memory of his own mother by monetising her death via a tabloid exploitative reality show like Netflix. Scraping an already empty barrel for money, as the sycophantic leeches and parasites all nod their heads with every mundane narcissistic utterance from this vile grifting couple.

Sell your children for views, sell your dead mother for views, and sell your first world trivial grievances to people who are trying to survive in the real fucking world. Meghan and Harry are lower now than any Kardashian.

If you have a subscription to Netflix and have any dignity and pride, you should cancel it immediately, and if you don’t, you are worse than the scum who commissioned this shit, and the despicable nauseating narcissistic egotistical turds that star in it.

Putin Thanks EU For Importing Gas Worth 27 Billion euros

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Between January and November 2022, the EU paid Moscow 27 billion euros ($28.4/£23.5 billion) in exchange for the record flows of liquid natural gas (LNG). Contradicting any supposed support for Ukraine and its struggle against the Russian invasion, the EU has been filling the coffers of the Kremlin and its relentless war machine.

“We show support with one hand to Ukraine, and with the other hand take billions worth of gas from Russia, giving Putin our full monetary support,” an unelected EU Commission technocrat revealed from a 4-star Michelin restaurant in Brussels.

This sort of duplicitous treachery is a familiar EU technique utilised by technocrats who view the population as a mere statistic to be exploited.

Energy market analysis firm ICIS for the German business newspaper Handelsblatt found that imports of LNG from Russia rose by 21 per cent over pre-war levels to the EU states between January and November 2022. The EU paid Moscow 27 billion euros supporting the Russian war machine against Ukraine.

Meanwhile, Putin, in his Moscow palace, could only smile like a Cheshire cat as he received another sycophantic brown-nosing phone call from French president Emmanuel Macron and more billions from the EU.

An Easy Guide to Cleaning Common Household Items

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Keeping a spotless home can be a challenge. It can also be time-consuming and overwhelming. But it doesn’t have to be. By following our guide, you can get your home spotless in no time. Our guide will provide you with step-by-step instructions and practical tips on how to clean various surfaces, materials, and items.

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How to Clean Specific Household Items: Kitchen Appliances, Carpet, Furniture, and More?

  • Refrigerator: Start by unplugging the appliance and removing all the food from inside. Wipe down the shelves and drawers with a damp cloth and baking soda solution. Wash with clean water and pat dry with a clean towel.
  • Stove: Remove the grates and burner caps, and soak them in hot, soapy water. Spray the stove and clean it with a damp cloth. If necessary, use a mild abrasive cleaner for tougher stains. Rinse with clean water and dry with a clean cloth or paper towel.
  • Mirror: Your worry about how to clean a mirror ends right here. Apply your glass cleaning solution on the mirror and spray it down. If you want a spotless gloss, pick up a microfiber cloth. To prevent spreading dirt and debris, try to always use the same edges of the cloth. When the mirror is spotless, go to a new part of the space to check for any overlooked spots.
  • Microwave: Place a bowl filled with one cup of water and one tablespoon of vinegar inside the microwave. Heat for three to five minutes until the water boils. Let it sit for a few minutes, then open the door and wipe away any food or grease residue with a clean cloth.
  • Coffee Maker: Make sure the coffee maker is unplugged. Fill the carafe with equal parts water and white vinegar, and place it in the machine. Start the brewing cycle, and allow it to run halfway through. Stop the machine, and let it sit for an hour. Start the cycle again, and allow it to complete. Rinse with clean water, and wipe down the exterior of the coffee maker with a damp cloth.
  • Carpet: Make sure you have everything you need to clean your carpet before you get started. You will need a vacuum, a dust beater, a bristle brush, a sponge, and mild dish soap. Use a carpet beater to get rid of the crumbs and dust. Scrub the carpet or wash it if there are stubborn stains. Let the sun dry your carpet.
  • Furniture: When you’re done dusting your woven furniture, mix some white vinegar and olive oil. The stains and dirt on your wood furniture are no match for this magical cleaner. Buff the wood with a clean, lint-free cloth to finish off this cleaning process. It is recommended to wait at least two hours after applying the oil to the furniture before reusing it. 

Tackling the mess of everyday life can seem like a daunting task. But with the right tools and a bit of knowledge, it doesn’t have to be. A little bit of effort and the right supplies can go a long way when it comes to getting your home spotless. Remember to use the proper cleaning products for each type of material, and don’t forget to wear protective gear when dealing with particularly dirty items.

Beyond Satire: Minneapolis to Pay BLM Rioters For Burning Down City

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Socialist thought and insanity go hand in hand it seems in American Democrat states. The city of Minneapolis are to pay BLM looters and arsonists who practically levelled the city with their riots.

Get Paid to Riot

“We are going to pay each and every BLM rioter who burned large swathes of the city down. Thank you for your service. The $600,000 will go to you buying more Molotov cocktails, and guns, so you can loot the city more efficiently next time. Many hard-working business people deserve to have their shops burned down by angry mobs of BLM looters. They deserve to be punished, and to lose their livelihoods, and for the city of Minneapolis legislators to award thousands of dollars to the very people who burned down police stations and hundreds of businesses to the ground. We honour you with this money. Why not invest in a condo in Hawaii, like BLM chief Marxist Cullors did with the millions of dollars she stole to fund her property empire? Remember, it’s not about helping black people, but about profiting off their misery and also burning down their businesses and neighbourhoods to the ground. Please carry on. We are insane…waaah, goo, goo, blanca, mamon bumba…blurb…bzzzzt! Here, have some more cash. Remember folks, it pays to commit heinous crimes in Minneapolis.”

BLM Peaceful Protests

The city of Minneapolis has agreed to a settlement involving a dozen people who were allegedly injured during the protests and riots after the death of George Floyd in 2020.

In a Wednesday press release, the Minnesota chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced that Minneapolis will pay $600,000 to be split among the 12 plaintiffs, meaning they each will get $50,000. ACLU was one of three firms who banded together in a class action lawsuit on behalf of the demonstrators. The case stems from two separate lawsuits that were consolidated.

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Business burned to the ground. Result of Minneapolis rioting and arson by peaceful BLM protesters

Biden’s US Economy is a Sinking Turd

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“This turd don’t even float, man, it’s a sinking turd,” Alan Jaminski, a prominent economist revealed on Tuesday.

“According to Joe Biden’s people, everything is A-OK and dandy in the economy. Businesses are making huge profits and consumers are lapping that shit like it’s honey from a fat bee’s asshole. Well, take a walk through any strip mall, or mall, and you can see the real America for yourself. People? Where are the fuckin’ people? Look at the damn prices, and you may get a clue why folks aren’t crowding around to buy stuff anymore. Supply lines are cut, farmers can’t afford fertiliser or to feed their livestock, businesses can’t get the right goods or spare parts, and consumers can’t afford to pay the huge price increases of products. But, don’t worry, it’s going to get a hell of a lot worse soon, just wait and see. While Biden is twiddling his thumbs and sleeping on his plush pillow, the economy is going to fall like a motherfuckin’ brick…hopefully on Sleepy Joe’s fuckin’ head, so the old senile coot wakes up a lil.”

While the Christmas shoppers stay at home and try to warm themselves off the heat from the Christmas tree lights, America’s malls are empty. These vast spaces, immaculately cleaned and designed to maximise the shopping experience for America’s consumers, are mostly empty and loaded with unsold stock. Rows and rows of shelves with expensive stock fill these empty stores, and one wonders, how do these businesses stay afloat?

The Big Short

You want to invest in the stock market? Hell, first you have to do your research in the real world. Go to an empty mall and look around. All of this shit is not mentioned in any spreadsheet or Wall Street periodical, or the government. Instead, there is a huge hush, a silence over the magnitude of this cost of living nightmare that could even spell the end of the entire premise of a ‘consumer culture’.

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Meghan and Harry Hired Photographers to Document Need For More Privacy

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“We wanted more privacy, so we hired a crew of cameramen and photographers to make a documentary on our need for increased privacy,” Harry revealed in the latest trailer for the couple’s Netflix series.

Life is terrible when you live in a $15 million Montecito mansion with 16 bathrooms, and vast manicured gardens around you.

Invasion of privacy

“We left Britain because we wanted more privacy from the horrid British people. That’s why you have to watch our new documentary, where photographers and video cameras record our every moaning session about our privacy being breached,” Meghan Markel remarked whilst being filmed in the privacy of her Montecito mansion.

In the upcoming documentary every private moment of the couple is filmed in glorious detail so that people can know that privacy is important especially if you are being paid millions of dollars to being filmed in private.

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