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We Review Some of the Thousands of Kurdish Barber Shops on the High Street

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We’re in Croydon first and in this small stretch of road there are over 73 Kurdish barber shops. We choose one shop at random amongst the many. They’re not actually Turkish barber shops as is the misnomer, these are all run by Kurdish drug smuggler gangs and gangsters, so as we enter the first establishment, a hush comes over the place.

“Excuse me, we are about to conduct a drug deal here. I am expecting 8.4 kilos of pure uncut heroin from my Kurdish supplier,” the Kurdish barber reveals. He then gestures me to wait in the waiting area before my hair cut.

Laws are so lax in the UK that the Kurds are having a field day with this drug dealing and money laundering stuff. The best part is that they’re labelling their shops as Turkish barbers, thus tainting the reputation of a country they hate with vehemence.

“That’s the best part of this money making operation. We don’t pay taxes, or we pay the minimal amount just to let the British scum think we are legitimate, then because of the bad reputation we create, we blame the donkey Turks, who we hate, hate, hate!” the Kurdish drug dealer/barber explained spitting a grotesque greenie onto his own shop floor.

Some Kurdish barbers are making in excess of £180,000 a week from their fake Turkish barber shops, and they funnel the dirty money through the legitimate businesses, thus cleaning the cash.

At that moment, a blacked car screeches to a stop in front of the shop and a Kurdish man walks out in a tracksuit. He hands the Kurdish barber a large bag of brownish powder, then disappears as quickly as he arrived.

“I will sell this later on tonight to some Albanians. Street value uncut £230,000, and when they cut it, they can sell for nearly triple at £600k plus. This is just one day. I make so much money here in UK, it is a beautiful place. I came here only last year across the Channel in a boat. I say I am Kurdish, which I am and how we are treated badly in Turkey by the pig Turks, and they immediately opened the door for me. No ID, nothing. I grew up in Kurdistan and have never been to Turkey, but what are they going to know? Four-star hotels, money to spend, food, hospital, I even pay for prostitutes all the time, all paid for by UK government. Thank you, you British donkeys. Thank you!”

“If you don’t like your haircut, I’ll slit your throat and make your body disappear.”

It’s time to move to the next barber shop. This Kurdish barber seems set for life. He charges me £26.70 for the trim on the sides, then pockets the cash immediately. It’s obvious HMRC is going to see very little of that money.

Stay tuned for more Kurdish barber shops next week …

If You Can Abort Babies, Why Not Adults?

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Let’s face it, many adults don’t deserve to exist. The question is, if people love aborting babies so much, why not abort adults? These two stages of humanity are both living creatures, but at different time spans in reality. Aborting living creatures in youth is perfectly permissible in modern progressive liberal Western culture, and it should thus be normal to abort grown adults as well.

Professor Albert Borte, a senior research fellow at the Institute of Population in Maryland, believes that aborting adults is a perfectly feasible and achievable plan of action.

“If you look at much of the population, there are millions upon millions of people who exist in the world who have no purpose at all. They bring absolutely zero to the cause of humanity, and are a true burden to society as well as the environment. We should abort them, as much as the clinics abort millions of innocent babies every year.

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Abort Pods would be available in all shopping centres

“The positives to aborting millions of useless people is that the environment and society will not suffer needlessly any more if all these unproductive humans are aborted. Also, many productive lives could be saved by the availability of fresh organs, thus prolonging the lives of those who are actually useful.

“Criminals are an example of the type of people who should be aborted, as well as most people who vote for the democrats. (surely, he’s joking about that – The Ed)

“Many useless people actually want to be aborted, therefore there should be an infrastructure in place right now that would enable this to occur.”

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China Handed Everything On Platter For Free For Decades – Now it’s Over!

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China was the spoiled brat of the world. It was literally handed everything it wanted for decades by successive American administrations, it was fawned over by globalists, and praised daily by the UN and organisations like the WEF as the true global model for every nation to follow. Obama and Biden took the knee, they bowed to China, deeply in their taxpayer funded pockets they handed over anything the Chinese communists wanted without question or reason. The markets loved China, they were blinded, as usual, by the money, as are these fucking cockroaches who only think about money day in day out. Then Trump came along.

If you’ve been feeding the baby for that long with goodies, naturally it will have a tantrum when one day you go unh, unh, no more. The Chinese are robotic communists, they are bound by the little red book of communism, and they were utilising capitalism to forward their communistic ideology across the globe.

Where do you think wokism came from into the West? China, and a little from Russia. It was a form of destabilisation/demoralisation imported by these authoritarian states to fuck the West in the ass and destroy democracy and its culture. The authoritarians hate democracy, and they used the useful idiot socialists/Marxists of the West to carry their weapon forward with ease. Black Americans were easily indoctrinated and used by Chinese agents who schooled them in being woke, a hypersensitive form of communist political correctness that is utilised to demoralise entire cultures, nations and people.

Hollywood films in the last few decades were flooded with Chinese money, literally billions of dollars. The one caveat, they had to promote woke concepts in these films to the dumb American audiences, and they had to say kind words about China. If you ever watch The Meg films, you will see these concepts in full flow, as well as Independence Day II, where the Chinese element was up there in full force. The Chinese communists wanted to show that their communist ideals could ride alongside the usual Americans saving the world thing that happens in any Hollywood invasion movie. Most people did not even register it, and this is how they utilise insidious ways of influence, because the sub-conscious does register, even though the conscious may not.

Trump is right. What he’s doing is shaking the tree. It’s called cleaning house. The snakes, the fucking parasites, the communist agents, the soviet Chinese shills, they’re all getting shaken from that tree.

Sure, the markets don’t like it. They’ve been under the pay-off money from the sickle and hammer for too long, sucking on the teat of Xi Jinping, but now we’ve got a moment of reckoning, and we have a spilled rancid milk situation underhand.

After the fat, fucking bloated beast of China has been fed for so long on freebies, it needs to be burped, you know, like a real baby. The market guys don’t like that either. Well, tough. Siphoning off huge amounts of money stolen from the USA to build up the Chinese military to threaten the entire globe? Trump is easing off the freebies, and it ain’t free any more. The PLA and CCP are going to have to look elsewhere to increase their military money.

You know what? If that piece of shit, shoddy manufactured crap the Chinese sell to the West increases in price — that’s one more motherfucking reason NOT TO BUY IT!

Do you get that into your fucking dumbed-down consumerist Amazon addicted fucking brain?

Trump wants quality, not cheap plastic toxic crap that breaks after three fucking days of use, like Chinese made shit does. If you have to pay more for some quality manufacturing, something that has not had its intellectual property stolen, then so be it. Made in America!

Automated factories will replace the Chinese peasant and slave labour. The plans are already afoot. China showed its hand, it was not looking good, the West gave them an inch, and they took more than a mile. It’s over for the stinking communist Chinese soviets and their ruse is finished. They can go back to the rice fields now.

We need to thank Trump and his administration for saving the West (at least the American part) from global communism. Unfortunately, the UK and EU is still under the ideological soviet yoke… for now.

Uninfluencers Are the New Social Media Trend

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Yes, we’ve all heard of “influencers” the annoying prats prancing around on social media claiming to be authorities on everything under the sun. Some snotty-nosed kid who claims he makes $40,000 a day trading the S&P 500 or some tarted up constantly smiling young woman touring the world’s hot spots whilst raking in large sponsorship deals for bouncing her pert tits in front of millions of male viewers. What about uninfluencers?

Social media expert Gregory Kilter is now studying a new breed of uninfluencers taking the stage.

“This is the new lucrative form of social media uninfluencing that is proving to be really popular now. Uninfluencing is basically the opposite of influencing and refers to the practice of basically telling people to either fuck right off, or putting them off entire product lines, or visiting a world location and giving it a good raking over.”

How did uninfluencing begin, and what platforms on the internet are best for this sort of thing?

“All social media platforms are now great for uninfluencing, and uninfluencers are not sure exactly who the first uninfluencer was, but there is a real fluid market building up for this genre right now.”

Uninfluencing is not free of danger, though, and some uninfluencers have already come to the profound realisation that uninfluencing swathes of people to not do or like something is still a form of influencing.

Man Buys Toothpick From Temu For $6,842

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Those China tariffs by Trump sure are working good. A Minnesota man was on the supposedly cheap Chinese online shopping portal Temu and did not realise the tariffs on China would affect his shopping, but it did.

“I wanted to buy some toothpicks because when I eat rib eye I get all the bits I gotta pick outta my teeth. It said $1.30 for a pack of 50 toothpicks. By the time I put it in my basket and went to pay, the price rose to $6,842 and by that time I had already pressed the buy button.”

That was not the only thing in the man’s online shopping basket that went up. He bought a toenail clipper set for his wife, which was originally $3.45 but by the time he paid, the price was $10,879.

“These here are the most expensive toothpicks I ever owned, goddammit. That varmint Trump better reimburse me, or Imma gonna have to serve up a can of whoop ass at the White House.”

A spokesman from Temu was quoted as saying: “It is what it is.”

Axis of Evil: Russia Using Iranian Drones, Chinese and N. Korean Troops

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The Ukrainians have captured Chinese soldiers fighting with the Russian invaders on the front line of the ongoing conflict. Eighty percent of the technology that Russia uses is from China. The Russians are also using Iranian suicide drones, and N. Korean as well as PLA Chinese troops to fight Ukraine. The Axis of Evil is truly alive and kicking.

What does this mean? Well, it seems that the poor Ukrainians are really up against it by fighting multiple nations from all fronts.

Abandoned by the USA, and with lacklustre help from the EU, what can the bankrupt UK do to help in the fight against the Axis of Evil?

Ukraine needs all the support it can get right now.

Americans Must Prepare For Huge Inflation: Tariffs are a Tax on Imports

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Americans need to prepare for European prices from now on as the insane tariff chaos continues. If you are an American and ever travelled to Europe or the UK, you will understand the kind of shit we’re dealing with here. Ever paid $16 for a fucking plain cheese sandwich, or $400 a night to stay in a dismal grey tiny 3-star hotel room where you are charged extra for everything? Everything in Europe is about 60-70% more expensive than the USA. Tariffs are a tax on imports, not on anyone else.

THE WORLD NEEDS FREE ZERO TARIFF TRADE NOT MORE TARIFFS

$10 trillion has been wiped off global stock markets since the 2nd of April 2025

an american We get the idea that Trump is shaking the tree somewhat, but most voters thought he was going to go after the Chinese communists — not the rest of the fucking world, including so-called allies with this tariff shit.

Prices in America for everyday goods will soon go ballistic. So prices for everything from electronics to furniture to vehicle parts will skyrocket through the anus. Inflation is going to spike, especially in consumer staples and tech.

Retail stores will be reamed, with Walmart, Amazon, Target clobbered. Supply chains are going to be scrambling to reroute sourcing—this is expensive, slow, chaotic.

Manufacturing in the short term will be fucked right up the shitter as most U.S. manufacturers rely on parts from abroad. Only a few U.S. firms will benefit (especially those producing domestically). Increasing manufacturing in the USA will take decades. Tariffs are a tax on imports and will only exasperate the situation further.

The one thing Trump needs to watch for is that he is pushing multiple nations towards de-dollarisation. China may double down on building trade networks that avoid the dollar entirely—pushing toward BRICS plus settlements in yuan, rubles, rupees, or digital currencies. Although China has vast holdings in the dollar, and U.S. treasuries, it will probably start dumping that shit asap. It will mildly hurt China, and the U.S. will have to start quantitive easing again.

Remember, America has a $36 trillion debt. This is not the fault of anyone else apart from America, who with decades of greed, waste and profligate spending brought this shit upon themselves. America makes up less than 5% of the global population yet uses up over 25% of the world’s resources.

Trump Invited to Become Next Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer

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Labour ministers have been looking and watching the carnage meted on the world markets by Donald Trump’s ego, and are loving it.

“What Trump is doing pisses on Rachel Reeves and the destruction she has done to the UK economy. Fuck Rachel from accounts, we want Donald Trump to join Labour to really cause some destruction on our economy,” Keir Starmer revealed at PMQs in the House of Commons today.

The global stock markets have lost in excess of 3.5 trillion dollars since Donald Slump decided to start sticking tariffs on every Tom Dick and Harry nation.

Some people have seen their entire savings erased in one day, and retirement funds for many people now amount to pretty much nothing.

As for crypto? That’s now a distant memory, a forgotten dream in the digital annals of blockchain purgatory.

Donald Slump Made My Retirement Fund Disappear Says Man

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A Wisconsin man has revealed the remarkable news that Donald Slump made his entire 401 retirement fund go bye bye.

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“One minute it was there, and the next minute vamoose!”

The former aeronautical engineer is not sure if he will ever get his money back but says he’s kind of glad he’s now working in McDonald’s at 80-years-old.

“It gets me outta the house, away from the dragon. I’m now flippin’ burgers with the young people. Thank you, Donald Slump. That tariff thing you pulled outta your hat really helped me when I lost my entire retirement money.”

Looks like if you’ve seen your entire retirement fund disappear, there’s hope yet, huh …

Meghan Markle Farted in My Soup Claims Sentebale Worker

Meghan Markle has been dragged into another bitter row that has embroiled the Duke of Sussex and Sentebale, the African charity that Prince Harry used to patronise.

The Duchess of Sussex has been pulled into the bitter dispute between Prince Harry and the Sentebale charity after claims from a staff member that Meghan Markle farted into her tomato soup.

A well-placed source has revealed that the frosty relationship between Meghan and the charity’s staff is one of the many reasons to blame for the feud between the Duke of Sussex and the charity chair.

Last month, Prince Harry stepped down from his role as a trustee of Sentebale – a charity set up in 2006 to help people in Southern Africa living with HIV and Aids.

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“I was eating my soup in the Sentebale cafeteria when Meghan Markle came in. Everyone stood up to greet her, but I was embroiled in a soup session, and it was truly delicious.

“The Duchess of Sussex immediately came over, looked me up and down, then turned around with her bottom over my soup. She then let off a large fanny fart into the soup. The ferocity of the fart made my soup ripple.

“It was really awful, it smelled of rotten fruit salad and sardines.

“She then took out a little bag from her purse and sprinkled some dry flowers over my soup before walking out of the room without saying a word to anyone.

“I just sat there holding my nose in absolute shock and disgust,” the Sentebale staff member recounted.

After the incident, the staff member took a few weeks off to recover. Thankfully, she was on full pay, and received psychological counselling for the harrowing affair.