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We Have Stopped One Person Coming into the UK

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Comrades! We have stopped one person from entering the UK. This person is a nasty anti-illegal immigration intellectual from France.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain will not tolerate anti-immigration “intellectuals” from other countries like France into our country, but everyone else, including terrorists, drug dealers, dangerous criminals, rapists, Islamists, and the entire Third World are welcomed.

The French anti-migration philosopher has been banned from entering Soviet Britain.

Renaud Camus, the French novelist, has been barred from travelling to the United Kingdom to speak on immigration later this month.

Remember, having an opinion or free speech is not allowed in the PRSB.

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REGINALD BUNGLEFENSTER, 23, OF 10 POL POTTY ROAD, EAST CROYDON, SECTOR 21, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED TWO PACKETS OF USED CONDOMS, ONE ROLL OF USED TOILET PAPER AND 3 MINUTES NET ZERO CREDIT ON HIS SMART METER FOR REPORTING HIS ENTIRE VILLAGE WHEN THEY COMPLAINED AFTER THE SOVIET BIG STATE BUSSED IN THOUSANDS OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN TO THE VILLAGE. THE ENTIRE VILLAGE CONSISTING OF 324 PEOPLE, 128 DOGS, AND 493 CATS WILL BE LIQUIDATED ON SATURDAY. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

A Fifth of Global Farmland Contaminated by Toxic Metals, Study Reveals

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Nearly a fifth of the world’s agricultural land is contaminated by toxic metals, posing a serious threat to food security, public health, and ecosystems, according to a new global study published today in the journal Science. Researchers have mapped soil pollution at an unprecedented scale, finding that more than 17% of cropland is affected by dangerous levels of metals such as arsenic, lead, and cadmium.

The study, which used data from nearly 800,000 soil samples from around the world, identified a previously unrecognised high-risk zone stretching across Southern Europe, the Middle East, and South Asia. The contamination is linked to both natural geological processes and centuries of industrial activity, including mining and smelting.

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Global governments must reduce populations drastically for more sustainable living and environment with less pollution

With up to 1.4 billion people living in polluted regions, experts warn that toxic metals in soil can enter the food chain, harming biodiversity and exacerbating poverty. “Soil pollution is not just an environmental issue—it directly affects human health and global food security,” said Rothamsted’s Professor Steve McGrath, who was part of the multi-institute research team led by Tsinghua University in Beijing, China.

The findings come at a time of growing concern over soil degradation, particularly as demand for critical metals increases due to the transition to Net Zero green energy technologies like electric vehicle batteries and solar panels. The researchers call for urgent international action, including targeted funding for pollution monitoring and soil restoration, particularly in data-poor regions such as Africa and Russia.

The study also highlights the limitations of existing data, with many remote areas lacking sufficient soil sampling. While the researchers used machine learning to fill in gaps, they stress that more detailed, site-specific studies are needed to develop effective solutions.

With toxic metal pollution set to rise, the researchers urge policymakers to take immediate action. “Protecting our soils is as important as protecting our air and water. Without clean soil, we cannot produce safe food,” added McGrath.

The study adds to growing global concern over the hidden dangers of soil pollution, reinforcing calls for stricter environmental regulations and sustainable land management practices.

https://www.rothamsted.ac.uk

Freedom of Speech: GAB Social Media Goes Offline in UK

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GAB, a predominantly Christian conservative American social media site, has pulled its support for UK viewers and subscribers because of an anti-freedom of speech directive from the communist Labour Party controlled OFCOM. Apparently, the Stasi wanted specific information about the users of GAB, contact details and names so they could be arrested at the whim of the British communists who are now in charge.

The Daily Squib may not believe in human concepts like organised religion, but we would defend to the death the right to speak freely about Christianity or any religion.

The way things are going in the Soviet UK regarding freedom of speech, we ourselves do not know how long we will last under these totalitarian communist conditions.

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Keir Starmer: “If women can have a penis, I can grow one too!”

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British PM Keir Starmer, who famously said that women can have a penis, is now determined to try to grow one himself.

“This is the future we are living in. I have asked my NHS doctor whether I too can grow a penis, and maybe some balls as well.”

Keir Starmer and his deluded supporters have thus been caught off-side, and are trying to make amends after the Supreme Court ruled they were wrong on all counts regarding transgender women.

On Wednesday, the UK Supreme Court ruled that the legal definition of a woman should be based on biological sex.

The judges ruled that when the term “woman” is used in the Equality Act, it means a biological woman, and “sex” means biological sex.

It also makes it clear that if a space or service is designated as women-only, a person who was born male but identifies as a woman does not have a right to use that space or service.

The Supreme Court justices argued this was the only consistent, coherent interpretation.

Consequently, some Labour supporters suggest Starmer grows a penis right in the middle of his forehead.

“Keir is a bit of a major dickhead any way, so it’ll suit him fine,” another Labour supporter added.

From now on, all Labour MPs and supporters plan to grow a whopping great penis in the middle of their foreheads. If women can have a penis, so can Starmer and his putrid supporters.

Doh, Court Case Comes to Conclusion That Biological Women are Women

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Who would have thought it, biological women are actually women, and thinking you are a woman or trying to dress like one, or mutilating your body to attempt to be one does not make you a biological woman. It should not take a multimillion pound taxpayer funded Supreme Court case to come to the conclusion that biological women are women.

Women have two X chromosomes and men have X and Y chromosomes. Women have hips for child bearing, and a totally different bone structure to men. Women have wombs that bear children, and fallopian tubes and all that stuff. Women have smooth hairless skin, and female genitals, as well as breasts and all sorts of nice parts that were naturally created and not artificially forced or added on.

Seriously, if you want to be a trans, go do it, but please don’t for one second think that you are anything else apart from trans.

Hijack someone else’s sex

Don’t impinge on other people’s humanity and biological sex, which were given to people at birth.

Good luck in your mutilations, by all means chop off all the parts that you want, but these cosmetic alterations do not make you something that you are not. You will always have the chromosomes, and bone structure that you were born with.

J. K. Rowling said Wednesday’s judgment would protect the rights of women and girls across the UK.

The Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch, said the ruling meant that the era of Keir Starmer telling us women can have a penis had come to an end. What an utter shister, and wanker Keir Starmer is.

It followed a years-long legal battle between campaign group For Women Scotland and the Scottish Government over the definition of a woman.

Lord Hodge told the court: “The unanimous decision of this court is that the definition of the terms woman and sex in the Equality Act 2010 refer to a biological woman and biological sex.”

In its 88-page ruling, the court added that the “concept of sex is binary” under the Equality Act 2010, but at the end of the day, it should not have had to come to this ridiculous fiasco to admit something that is so obvious to so many. Biological women are women, and anyone who disputes that fact is delusional.

You cannot change 100,000s of years of human evolution, just because you are an arrogant imbecilic woke fuckwit.

Comrades, We Are In the Process of Joining With the Soviet EU

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The capitalist swine of America, under the bourgeois scum Donald J. Trump want to make a trade deal with the UK, but comrades, they are not politically aligned with the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, whereas the bloc of the European Soviet Union are aligned with our socialist, communist framework and interoperability of soviet regulations.

British soviet negotiators are close to signing up to Brussels’ food and veterinary standards that will ensure that our communist nation is fully aligned and under the rule of our soviet masters — the EU. This action will shut out American products, which Donald Trump wants to sell to Britain. Soviet Britain does not want products from the stinking capitalist scum country, the USA.

By moving under the yoke of the Soviet EU, Britain will cut out any so-called trade deal with America, who want access to our agriculture and food market.

Even though we are being urged to deal with the American capitalist pigs, which could bring great riches to Soviet Britain, I emphatically reject these imperialist, bourgeois capitalist jackals from dealing with us under any capacity.

I am instead proud for Soviet Britain to be selling away our ability to set our rules for no real benefit, making it more difficult to do Free trade agreements with countries like America.

Yes, comrades, it is good to be back under the yoke of the Soviet EU, and to adhere to their regulations, and their strict diktats.

As a celebration of our reunion with the EU, and the defeat of those fascist Brexiteer vandals, I thus propose that every citizen will receive a rotten cabbage, one roll of used toilet paper, and an extra 0.5 grams of sugar rations this month. You cannot say that I, Comrade Starmer, do not spoil the beloved citizens of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

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ERNIE CRINKLEBOTTOM, 49, OF 204 BLACKLIVESMATTER ROAD, EAST GRIMSTEAD, SECTOR 41, ENGLAND, WILL BE PUBLICLY HANGED IN SOVIET RED SQUARE ON WEDNESDAY AT 4 PM FOR COMMITTING THE CRIMES OF FREE SPEECH, FRATERNISING WITH AMERICANS AND SUPPORTING DEMOCRACY. ALL CITIZENS ARE URGED TO JOIN THE CROWDS TO JEER AND THROW STONES AT THE CONDEMNED CRIMINAL OF THE BIG STATE. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Meghan Markle Enterprises Warns Royal Family NOT to Strip the Titles

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The massive commercial enterprise that capitalises on the use of the royal titles to make huge profits has warned the British royal family to back off and get lost with their threats to take away the Duke and Duchess’s royal titles.

“Our vast commercial enterprise is using the royal titles to make huge profits at the expense of the British royal family. We are thus warning them to cease and desist with their threats to curtail our money-making operations,” Edwin Kleinnegler, the Sussex CEO for the enterprise, revealed at an impromptu press conference in Florida on Monday.

As well as utilising the Duke and Duchess of Sussex titles to profit financially, Meghan Markle has been showing off letters written to her by a Ukrainian minister labelling her as “Her Royal Highness” which was forbidden by the late Queen Elizabeth II.

Meghan Markle also utilises a crown logo with a large “M” under it to sell her jam products, and cheap Chinese made trinkets she sells in her online shop to dumb Americans who wouldn’t know better.

“If she did not use the royal symbols and titles, sales would be negligible, but because she is using the royal stuff to sell products, she is making vast profits at the expense of the royal family who she hates with a vengeance. Meghan Markle has never even been to the English county of Sussex, and views the people of the county with absolute disgust and disdain. She calls them peasants,” a royal commentator revealed on Tuesday.

It is rumoured that Prince William wants the titles removed from Markle, but he is currently being held back by King Charles, who is unfortunately a very weak and easily played monarch. The royal family have essentially opted to keep a dignified silence despite the disgusting displays of royal protocol being flouted.

One can only shed a tear for poor old Queen Elizabeth II, whose life was made hell in the last days of her life by Meghan Markle, and whose objections to using the Windsor royal titles by these two grifters were so overtly flouted.

Trump Planning to Put Tariffs on the Moon

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“You know, I look at the moon and I say, what did the moon do for me lately. It’s stuck up there, okay it looks wonderful, tremendous, but I gotta say it doesn’t give me anything back, or the United States for that matter. What’s its purpose? It’s just taking up space, and that’s why I’m announcing 156% tariffs on the moon from Tuesday. We’re going to teach the moon that it’s gotta pay us, and not just exist in that space place. We’re making space great again, guys. Let’s have some applause here.”

The Dow Jones index, S&P 500, NASDAQ, FTSE 100, DAX and NIKKEI all dropped by 3,400% a few seconds after Trump’s speech.

Fund managers were scrambling on Tuesday to comprehend the grandiosity of the new Trump tariff directive.

“It’s fuckin’ chaos in the markets already, and Trump just added billions of dollars of Trump tariffs to the fricking moon?” Crisco Luboyell, a senior fund manager for Phuckeria and Fayandout Capital Investments of New York, told CNN.

Fake Asylum Seeker Says He Wants to be the Next Gary Barlow

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“Whilst we were being escorted and tugged across the English Channel by the French Navy, a whimsical thought popped into my head. As I’m an economic migrant and thus a fake asylum seeker, why not become a fake pop star as well? Bing! Bong! Zang! Zin! The image of Gary Barlow appeared in my head like a large, bulbous turd being pushed out of an elephant’s arsehole! I want to become like him when they put me up in a five-star hotel with all the trimmings,” Abdul Razid Hamed from Paris, France recalled the other day.

Back in the five-star hotel in Hull, Hamed was auditioning dancers for his show as he sang to the hotel staff.

“Listen, Igomo, put the pizza down for a second, don’t they have pop groups in the Congo? Oh dear, this is not very good, is it. You’re meant to pirouette, like Robbie Williams did when he was in Take That.”

All this auditioning and practice was taking a toll on everyone, it was time to order more room service.

“I’ll have the fillet steak with chips, and bring that wonderful red wine you brought last time, yes, the 97. For dessert, I would like the Knickerbocker glory because that’s what Gary would have, wouldn’t he?”

The fake asylum seeker group then decided for a long swim in the luxurious indoor heated pool and a massage session to let the creative juices of pop stardom ruminate a little further.

“‘Ere have you seen the lady that does the massages? She looks like Posh Spice, she does. I’m going to ask her whether she can do a happy ending. Eh, if she refuses, I’ll get one anyway, because we’re immune from prosecution, innit,” a smiling Abdul added as he slathered baby oil over himself and his erection hurriedly.

Last Week to Submit Your Hackathon Proposal – TechX25 Hackathon8!

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This is your last chance, folks, to be part of Tech-X Hackathon #8!

It’s last orders to be part of Tech-X and Hackathon #8, the place where bold ideas meet real impact in the Gaia-X ecosystem. Whether you’re ready to pitch ground-breaking concepts or build something brilliant, now’s the time to step up!

How can you participate?

🔧 Submit a Hackathon project or apply to speak on the Tech-X stage
🎯 Focus on Gaia-X ecosystem innovation, compliance, technical enhancements, or business-driven solutions

🏆 Compete for cash prizes and community recognition!

Hackathon Awards:
🥇 1st Prize: €5000
🥈 2nd Prize: €3000
🥉 3rd Prize: €1500

Deadline: 18 April 2025
Submit to: [email protected]
Questions? Contact us at [email protected]

Don’t miss the chance to shape the future of Gaia-X. 

Market-X & Expo + Tech-X & Hackathon #8 is designed to bridge the gap between the business and tech worlds, creating a dynamic environment where innovation thrives. Over two action-packed days, attendees will immerse themselves in cutting-edge market trends and technological advancements.

Day 1 starts with Market-X, focusing on business strategies, market insights, and entrepreneurial growth, followed by a networking event to build valuable connections.

Day 2 shifts the spotlight to Tech-X, exploring the latest tech solutions and culminating in the highly anticipated Hackathon #8. Throughout the event, the expo area and workshops provide continuous opportunities for learning and engagement.

The joint closing ceremony and Hackathon #8 Awards celebrate the achievements and recognise outstanding contributions and innovations.

    • Bridging Business & Tech: Bring together entrepreneurs, industry leaders, and tech innovators for collaboration and growth
    • Innovation & Disruption: Highlight cutting-edge solutions, emerging trends, and groundbreaking ideas
    • Hands-on Experience: Participate in workshops, live demonstrations, and a competitive hackathon for real-world impact
    • Networking & Opportunities: Connect startups, investors, and corporations to drive meaningful partnerships
    • Celebrating Excellence: Acknowledge evangelists and recognise outstanding contributions through the Hackathon #8

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