“Peace in our time? We’re going to allow the Russians to re-build their shattered economy by lifting sanctions, we’re going to allow Putin to re-build his army, keep Ukrainian stolen territory, and we’re going to make some dodgy energy deals with Russia and the USA along with plundering the natural resources of Ukraine. We’re also gonna forbid the Ukrainians from joining NATO and won’t guarantee their security. Did I say that right, Vlad? Did I forget anything?” Trump said on Thursday during another meandering speech.
SURRENDER
Appeasing Hitler in 1938 with the Munich Agreement did not work either.
Now Putin just got the green light for Poland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. That’s just the beginning, what happens after that is going to be a real shit show.
Little incursions first, here or there. Under the new world order, invasion is permitted as long as you are a good Christian like Putin.
Once the territory is invaded, keep it. It’s that simple. Time is the measure here, if you can keep the territory you invaded for long enough, then apathy is your saviour.
Putin is the Grandmaster, he plays the long game. As Neville Chamberlain said in 1938 just before Hitler invaded Poland: “Peace in our time!”
Trump wants Ukraine to accept that the Crimean Peninsula should be given away to the Russian invaders to solidify some sort of cockamamie peace deal. Not only does that violate International law, but it’s akin to some Mexican dictator invading Texas, and taking a quarter of it over. Would the Americans bend over the table and take it up the ass if someone told them to accept that a major portion of Texas is now Mexican? No way! The brave Americans would fight with all their might to get rid of the Mexican invaders. Well, the same applies to Ukraine, and the Ukrainians should be supported fully for refusing to bow down to an invader.
Constructive criticism for Trump
If this kind of thing becomes the de facto policy of international relations, every despot and tyrant across the globe will get the green light to invade a country, hold out for a bit, then get Trump to come along and tell them they can keep that territory now and the USA will recognise it as well legally.
Maybe the kompromat got to Trump or something, but he needs to realise that not many countries will bend over for an invader like the tyrant Putin, even for some kind of peace. What kind of peace is that, anyway? Now you have some Russian killers right there in Ukraine, they have your territory, your land, your people.
Trump needs to go back to fucking up the global economy and flip-flopping from one thing to the next. Zelensky needs to stick to his guns, and the brave Ukrainians should never give up. Putin and the Russians need a lesson in manners, with a good beating.
Commissar Reeves of the People’s Soviet Tax Ministry of Soviet Britain made another joyful announcement today about our beloved Big State borrowing.
“Comrades, my growth policies of taxing the proles by £40 billion, increasing business bureaucracy and regulation, and ruining the economy have worked wonders in destroying growth.
“In the interest of Big State spending, salaries, and pensions, train driver salaries, Marxist unions, council bosses, civil servants, NHS bosses etc. I will be increasing state borrowing again so that our debt level of £2.8 trillion is well on track to meeting our target £6.4 trillion by 2029.
“It is your duty as a worker to work harder in your shit jobs, and continue to try to run a business under the anti-capitalist environment I have created so that high party members and Big State apparatchiks can live the life of Riley off your fucking peasant backs. Thank you. Now, fuck off.”
Under the joyous rule of Commissar Reeves and her budget, benefits spending has risen by £2.5 billion to £26 billion. Central Big State departments spent £36.9 billion – up by £3.2 billion – on salary increases, foreign flights, parties, heating, second homes, safari trips and home renovations.
Interest payments on Soviet Britain’s £2.8 trillion national debt also rose, costing £4.3 billion last month, but this is fine because the debt will be left for the next generations to pay for it. It’s not our problem comrades, we are socialists. Relax! Now keep on spending!
ALL MEMBERS OF THE OFFICE FOR BUDGET RESPONSIBILITY (OBR) WILL BE SHOT ON THURSDAY, 15:00 IN PICCADILLY RED SQUARE AFTER COMING UP WITH THEIR LATEST REPORT ON COMMISSAR REEVES. THE CRIMINALS WILL THEN BE PROCESSED INTO COMMISSAR MILIBAND’S LATEST NUTRITIOUS CONCOCTION — NET ZERO JUICE. AVAILABLE IN ALL SHOPS FOR ONLY 10P A PINT. ALL PROLES AND HIGH PARTY OFFICIALS ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND THE DELIGHTFUL EVENT. MAKE A DAY OF IT. BRING THE FAMILY. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
Tremendous news just coming in regarding the beloved couple Meghan and Harry. According to insiders, the former royals are rather peed orf that many of their PR heavy initiatives and expensive media projects have all been panned and criticised for being crap narcissistic, self-serving, pompous shite.
“We’re gonna find you haters and root you out for your hate speech,” Meghan Markle’s senior watchdog revealed at an LA press conference on Wednesday.
In accordance with this debacle, the two celebrities are launching a witch hunt against anyone in the industry who disagrees with them, or does not find their brand of baloney agreeable to the palate.
Amongst the 999,000,000 suspects, someone is going to have to be held to account.
It’s just a question of identifying and naming the “haters” an insider source revealed.
The White House has announced that Donald J. Trump is considering becoming the next Pope of the Catholic Church after Pope Francis sadly passed away yesterday.
The Holy See in the Vatican received the news just a few hours ago, and the 120 cardinals who are debating if Trump should be the new Pope are still in their closed meeting.
Cardinal Barry Biden of Delaware made some encouraging comments regarding Trump’s ascendancy to sainthood as the new pontiff.
Germans are not only known for their technical prowess in engineering, but also their policing utilises the utmost efficiency and technique. The German police do not fuck around. The woke and mostly ineffectual British police need to take some notes here.
German police launched around 100 criminal investigations after an occupation of part of Berlin’s Humboldt University in protest over the threatened deportation of pro-Hamas protesters. The protesters consisted of some students, ANTIFA agitators, and paid organised activists from various NGOs from multiple countries shipped in specifically to cause civil unrest on German soil.
German police in Berlin are not afraid of Islamic crowds and are restoring order and discipline pic.twitter.com/g63MFlOUnz
German capital Berlin has been a central point of riots and civil unrest as well as a magnet for organised activists who enter the country specifically to cause chaos and mayhem. These organised activists, and agitators are well-paid individuals who are trained Marxist militants moving from various causes that suit their agenda of destabilisation. There is a possibility that Russia’s FSB and China’s CCP are also involved.
It seems the German government has finally woken up to the threat to civil order imported after decades of open borders under the Merkel regime of destruction. The practical use of the German police amid their efficient technique to quash the mobs can only be commended.
Comrades, we have some more good news from Comrade Starmer. In a stunning deal, he has agreed to give all of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain’s fish to the soviet EU. Fish rations have therefore been reduced to zero for the unforeseeable future, and will now be replaced by two rotten turnips, one carrot and a quarter of a cauliflower for each family. Yes, you read that correctly, we have extended ourselves to include this magnificent food package for all citizens.
The above offer excludes all high party members, union bosses, NHS bosses, train drivers, civil servants of the Big State and council bosses, who of course dine on the finest champagne, salmon, caviar, fillet mignon, and other gourmet food.
Comrades, the deluded people who ran the country into the ground before the Labour revolution came into power had agreed to a thing called Brexit, which caused immeasurable damage by separating us from our overlords the soviet EU.
Under the esteemed command of Comrade Starmer and his dutiful team of apparatchiks, we are reversing this awful Brexit thing and returning our communist nation to its soviet mother, the soviet EU.
Together as a truly collectivist and soviet bloc of countries, we can continue our role as being the cash cow of the EU, because their unelected leaders need more money for their vast salaries and EU pensions.
IANTO GLATSIEN, 14, OF 15 LLIIYTGYHHYIIIOWRETGGGFIGUUYHHG ROAD, MID GLAMORGAN, SECTOR 76, WALES, HAS BEEN AWARDED HALF A SARDINE AND A ROTTING FISH HEAD FOR REPORTING HIS MOTHER, UNCLE, GREAT GRANDFATHER, STEPFATHER, HIS REAL FATHER AND LOCAL FISHERMAN FOR ATTEMPTING TO FISH IN THE SEA. THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND ARE SCHEDULED FOR LIQUIDATION ON MONDAY TO BE PROCESSED INTO COMMISSAR MILIBAND’S NET ZERO JUICE. AVAILABLE IN ALL SHOPS FOR ONLY 10P A PINT. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
The edges and boundaries of satire are being challenged with the latest outrage by “peaceful” trans activists who defaced the statue of famous feminist Millicent Fawcett, who was sadly not in Charlie’s Angels.
To supplement their trans activism after the Supreme Court ruled that biological women actually exist and don’t have penises, the trans activists lifted their dresses and urinated with their penises all over the area, presumably to solidify their territorial rights to womanhood.
It’s quite something that there is a protest today for the right to pee in the women’s rest room.
I can’t think of a more stupid right to be fighting for.
Out of all of this nightmarish scenario, the trans activists have now activated Mumsnet, who are something to be really scared of and could result in some significant naughty step action.
“If you activate Mumsnet against you, you’re fucked,” a neutral commentator revealed about the entire sorry episode.
These trans idiots better get a cup, because they’re going to get a serious bollocking this time.
Trans rights activists have defaced Suffragist Millicent Fawcett during protests in London today.
Dame Millicent Garrett Fawcett GBE (née Garrett; 11 June 1847 – 5 August 1929) was an English political activist and writer. She campaigned for women’s suffrage by legal change and in 1897–1919 led Britain’s largest women’s rights association, the National Union of Women’s Suffrage Societies (NUWSS), explaining, “I cannot say I became a suffragist. I always was one, from the time I was old enough to think at all about the principles of Representative Government.”
The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain’s, chief People’s Collectivist Taxation Officer, Commissar Reeves, has outlined why it is important for Soviet Britain to merge closely with our Soviet comrades in China.
SOLIDARITY WITH OUR COMMUNIST CHINESE COMRADES
“We have seen this disgusting and vile Donald Trump display by the imperialistic capitalist jackals of the United States trying to alienate and damage our Chinese communist comrades with his tariffs. Soviet Britain is not aligned with Trump, who is inanely trying to stop the CCP and PLA increasing their military power to liberate the globe from what’s left of democracy.
“When I made my trip to China to meet my handlers, they were very nice to me. China will be our liberators, they will come and bring peace by crushing the USA and others who stand in their way.
“We therefore find only solidarity with our CCP comrades, because when they do attack, Britain will simply hand everything that is left of our country after years of Labour rule, which will probably not be much.
“There is no threat to the Soviet UK. I can freely drive a Chinese electric vehicle, knowing that it is spying on me and sending data straight to Beijing. This is perfectly fine, because we’re spying on every action in the UK as well, so one way or another, I know I am in safe hands and this is for the security of myself and others that I am watched all the time.
“When the Chinese attack, America will be defeated, and we will cheer this on, thanking our Chinese comrades for their bravery in defeating the imperialistic parasite, the United States of America.”
FUCK TRUMP
Later on in the day, Commissar Reeves was asked about a possible trade deal with the USA and Soviet Britain.
“Fuck the American hyenas, coyotes and their trade deal. We do not deal with fascist, Nazi scum like Donald Trump and his eyelinered sidekick J.D. Vance. Fuck them! We are with China! Not the American peasant rats.”
PETER MONKFRIT, 7, OF 32 MAO MAO ROAD, DUNCHURCH, SECTOR 13, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN AWARDED A CARTON OF NET ZERO JUICE FOR REPORTING HIS ENTIRE CLASS WHEN THEY MADE “CHING CHONG” SOUNDS DURING A SCHOOL PRESENTATION OF THE PEOPLE’S LIBERATION ARMY. THE ENTIRE CLASS IS SCHEDULED FOR LIQUIDATION ON SUNDAY, AND THANKS TO COMMISSAR MILIBAND’S NET ZERO JUICE INITIATIVE, THEY WILL BE PROCESSED AFTER LIQUIDATION. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
