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Toxic Clintons to be Dumped in the Atlantic Ocean

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Toxic Clintons to be Dumped in the Atlantic Ocean

 

Hillary Clinton lost the election, not because of her disastrous insipid performance but because of 67 reasons she gives in her cry-all book, none of these reasons of course mention herself.

As for her husband, Bill, Harvey Weinstein looks like a choir boy next to that guy.

The recent revelation that the Clintons and DNC paid for ‘golden shower‘ dirt on Donald Trump from MI6 operatives in Russia, was for many, the final nail in the coffin.

This habitual behaviour of acting ‘above the law’ and the multiple pieces of evidence pointing to corruption by the Clintons, means a level of toxicity that even the Democrats are souring over.

So, it is to the sea with the Clinton family of crims, and this is where deep sea exploration, ExCorp have been sequestered to complete an underwater housing pod life sustainment system for the toxic family.

Chief engineer, Neil Hargreaves, says that the toxic Clintons, much like nuclear waste, will be “isolated from the world” but will “live relatively good lives under the sea”.

The multi-million dollar scheme to put the Clintons 15,000 feet below sea level will be funded by the DNC and money retrieved from the Clinton Foundation.

“It’s gonna cost to put away the toxic Clintons underwater in a humane way, but thanks to the latest technology we have found solutions to the problem. The pods will have their own oxygen supply and source from a botanical pod, we can also filter in oxygen from the water. There will be a desalination machine so that will be a sustainable water system. The Clintons can survive under there for years to come. For Bill, we will provide weekly supplies of young ladies through a shuttle system, and for Hillary, more ladies, but the butch type. There will also be a security system, so if the Clintons try to escape at any time, the monitoring security team will be immediately alerted. Besides, you can’t just swim up from 15k down, it’s physically impossible to survive,” Hargreaves added.

Sweden Bans Looking at Women

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Sweden Bans Looking at Women

 

Hilder Strömgård, the leading feminist in the country hailed the new law as a victory against unwarranted attention from men.

“We may dress in a provocative way enticing men to look our way but it does not mean that they have the right to look at us and our bodies. This new directive by the government is a welcome to all women who do not wish to be objectified or seen as sexual creatures.”

Minister for Equality for Sweden, Juanite Smalstrapp, said that the new law was “hard fought” in parliament and proclaimed that “justice for women and feminists” had finally arrived.

According to the new feminist equality law if a man looks at a woman in any circumstance they would violate the law and a rape charge would be forthcoming.

“We have new officers who have been trained in the new feminist law, and the officers will all be female so there can be no discrepancies,” Smalstrapp added.

No men, male members of parliament or boys were allowed to dispute the law and its introduction.

Brexit: Ridiculed Theresa May Close to Breaking Point

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Brexit: Ridiculed Theresa May Close to Breaking Point

The sweat, the empty tables, the ridicule from the cold hearted EU technocrats sometimes gets too much, even for a steely woman like Theresa May.

Sometimes we need some time on our own, and Theresa May without any choice is on her own amongst the jackals, coyotes and wild dogs of the EU.

Reminiscent of a Diana sitting alone next to an almighty towering Taj Mahal, here too is May, alone and cutting a very lonely figure.

With news of leaks in German newspapers orchestrated by EU attack dog Selmayr, a veritable German Alsatian who revels in spreading disinfo, lies, and leaked conversations, Theresa May is now a floundering dame in the dark, there is no Thatcherite strength here, just a woman in the darkness.

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As far as these false negotiations and time-wasting nonsense goes, many could have told the naive willing Theresa May a year ago that nothing would happen because all the EU wants to do is to eek out a massive payment from Britain as a leaving punishment. The reasoning behind the EU is that making a former member state pay up a large ransom will deter anyone else from leaving the Soviet EU.

No Deal

This is the only sane, and logical thing to do under the circumstances. By leaving with a No Deal, Britain will hold its head up high and keep its honour.

Theresa May must take the No Deal route and fuck the EU up the ass. This is the only solution to the humiliation, the ridiculous ransom, blackmail.

Let Britain take the high seas once again, the ships going from shore to shore with trade deals galore, let us embrace the WTO.

It is either a No Deal and Victory for Britain, or humiliation and death via the EU.

T-TAX : London Mayor Punishing the Poor and Elderly

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T-TAX : London Mayor Punishing the Poor and Elderly

EU directives and the government advised drivers to get diesel vehicles a few years ago, today these same people are putting a ridiculous tax on older vehicles and diesel after encouraging people to buy them. Is this fair, that Tfl and the Labour Mayor of London should punish those poorer families who have older cars, diesel vehicles or small businesses?

The hypocrisy and corruption that led up to this Toxin Tax will not make any difference to the traffic smog levels in London but is just a revenue seeking venture to bolster the coffers of Tfl even further than they already are.

None of this makes any sense when you have countries like China and the USA putting out so much carbon emissions every year that London is a but a tiny speck in pollution levels.

With buses churning up tonnes of emissions every year, they blight the roads, usually have no one in them, and travel in packs of four. Something needs to be done about London buses, the most polluting filthy wastes of space on the old crumbling tiny roads.

London’s roads, built for the horse and carriage are now resplendent with multiple lanes, one for the bikes, one for buses and taxis, and a tiny designated lane for cars. Rip the whole lot up and start again, because with parked cars on each side of the road anyway, there is so little space to manoeuvre, you might as well buy a bulldozer to go through the whole fucking lot.

Driving in London today is a nightmare so awful that it is best to simply stay at home. Trying to traverse the fucking rude Eastern European maniac drivers with foreign plates, the white van men, the crazed taxi drivers, Chelsea tractors, the exalted cyclists and the behemoth buses which clog everything up is a hellish torture that is so depraved in its horror it leaves one to think of nothing but anger.

First of all someone needs to teach the millions of EU drivers the rules of road in Britain, however they simply come over here and do as they do in Bucharest. There are no British laws that apply to these road users, as they can accrue as many tickets or fines as they want, something that comes down to their non-British untraceable vehicle registrations. So, good luck with getting their T-Tax, because they’re exempt.

As in every regime ruled by extreme socialists Labour, London is now the ban city of the world. The Labour Mayor is banning portrayals of women in bikinis on posters, banning older cars, banning Uber, and next on the line will probably ban free speech to speak against his ridiculous plans to fuck London up further than it already is.

Just bought a new gas guzzling SUV that pollutes more than older vehicles, but it’s exempt from the T-Tax because it was manufactured in 2017.

Juncker: “I Want to Make Britain Suffer Terribly”

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Juncker: “I Want to Make Britain Suffer Terribly”

“I am not a monster, I just detest the British and Britain. I hate you all, you Ros Beef munching idiots who think you are better than the EU,” Mr. Juncker says calmly at a luncheon.

Today he is receiving the eminence of another pompous British swine, and he can’t wait to get his claws into this piece of sacrificial meat.

“We eat Britisher cochons for breakfast here. One of them comes to me and says he wants a leaving deal, then another comes up and says they want to stay in the EU, so I say to each one of course, you can have what you want you idiots, I play for time, it is no problem. One way or another we have you by the balls.”

And next week, it will be the same story.

“They will say that they will walk away. I laugh, for me that is the best thing, because we close the door on them forever. The Germans can sell their cars to the slit eye Chinese or the dumb Americans. We just go on, we are the EU, we survive. Look what happened with Greece? We keep paying their debt, now it is 589% of their GDP. We have hooked them forever. They will pay us until 2089. You see, you can’t walk away from the EU. We are like the biggest mafia around, once you are in only two ways out, death or prison,” Juncker adds, as a slop of emulsified food gloops from his open jabbering mouth.

All is well in Brussels, and nothing changes here fast. There is always some overpaid committee to discuss new issues within their periodical time table of unnecessary directive driven biased laws, as long as the members are sated with the impressive lucrative package deals they accrue every day, time is really not of the essence.

“Britain? What is it? I have even forgotten it exists. And I will dangle a carrot in front of that old hag every time, she takes a bite, then I retract the carrot and put in its place a nice freshly laid merde. Wonderful. To see the look on her face every time is delicious to behold. Anyway mes amis, I have a date with another barely legal young lady in my office, a different one is sent every day. It’s good to be the president.”

Pity the Poor Naive Theresa May and Her Remainer Brexit

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Pity the Poor Naive Theresa May and Her Remainer Brexit

The ever trusting Theresa May has once again been shat on by the EU bureaucrats, and as she slinks her way back to Number 10, one can only feel sad for this pitiful trusting creature who had such a vision of pleasing everybody, but she still has not realised that one as a politician can never achieve that utopian ideology.

No doubt, this sad floundering woman will put on a brave face for everyone whilst crying a soliloquy of utter despair in her wretched barren heart.

One could obviously give this woman some advice such as ‘walk away’ or ‘let’s deal with the WTO’ and ‘fuck the EU’ but that solid advice would no doubt fall on deaf ears.

Whatever happens, the EU arse holes will always stick their nasty exit bill under the UK’s nose, for that is all they care about, punishing the UK, as we won the war, therefore we should be punished, like some sort of war reparation.

The sickness of the Soviet EU is such that the stench reaches us over the Channel daily with every awful news report, and it will go on and on, ad infinitum until Theresa May, the weak link will pay Brussels their blackmail ransom money.

The worst part of this putrid affair, is that if Britain had someone at the helm with some fucking balls, we would have been well on the way by now steaming across the sea and forging new trade deals where countries are literally begging for us to trade. Instead, we have this insipid pathetic woman who is probably a very nice person in real life, but is just not up to the savage job of dealing with the ruthless liars, thieves and corrupt unelected officials of the EU.

 

Trigger Warning Snowflake Student Dies After Reading Shakespeare

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Trigger Warning Snowflake Student Dies After Reading Shakespeare

 

Matt Clewes, 24, was supposed to be studying for a degree in English Literature, of which Shakespeare is a major component, when he came across the book before a specific lecture on the subject which caused his death.

English literature undergraduates were apparently cautioned beforehand that a lecture focusing on Titus Andronicus and The Comedy of Errors would include “discussions of sexual violence” and “sexual assault”.

Because of the ‘snowflake’ generation, the trigger warnings were posted in the English Faculty’s ‘Notes on Lectures’ document which is circulated to students at the university, but somehow bypassed Mr. Clewes.

More ‘trigger warning’

One of his friends at the campus was angry that Clewes had not been warned about the Shakespeare piece more prominently before his untimely death.

“We live in a constant state of shock and terror. Like what if I suddenly read or see something that upsets me, but it happens every day now. He should have been warned. Why were there no trigger warnings on the manuscript? Yesterday, I was watching the TV when an episode of Martin Scorcese’s Casino came on. I was not warned and nearly died from the shock of watching the film. No warnings mean we could have heart attacks from the shock. This is serious people. Are you not as scared as us? How could you do this to us?”

Many triggered students are now calling for the banning or censorship of major parts of all Shakespeare plays.

Last week, a Cambridge undergraduate student studying Ancient History was hospitalised after he read about Gaius Caligula by Suetonius. He is still in a coma and may never wake up.

As for the Daily Squib, reading it has been banned by Cambridge University as a major ‘trigger hazzard’ code red warning.

Interior Knowledge: Stock Market to Pop Soon

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Interior Knowledge: Stock Market to Pop Soon

In physics, things that go up must always come back down again in a gravity situation, and this is the case with the stock market, the Dow currently bordering 23,000 is unsustainable under the current conditions.

As much as artificial pumping goes, the resources of those creating the false façade of a rising market, are the ones also about to sell to maximise their profits, whilst telling everyone else to buy.

“Ever had a 45% fall in three hours? Circuit breakers won’t mean shit. This thing will go down faster than the twin towers and their freefall descent. Forget about calling the broker or trying to log in to your account, they will all be off the hook. If you are not out now, or soon, then say goodbye to your money. Once the avalanche starts, the speed of descent will quicken, and it will spread to other mountains on other continents. China, Japan, Europe, everywhere. The key to this thing is preparation. Let me show you when to sell. You sell when you see the first signs of massive volatility. Up 400 one day, down 600 another. These zig zags are seismic warnings. Naturally, the stock market TV pundits will just say it is temporary, hold on to your stocks, they will try to calm investors, as they are paid to do that job. Their job is to keep you buying, in fact when it begins, they will urge you to buy more X or Y stock, hey it just dropped x%, it’s a good buy. Do not buy that stock, or any other. Hide your money under your fucking mattress, or if you can buy gold, tangible assets that if the whole economy goes will be valid. The dollar could be worthless as well after and during the crash, for it is underpinned by thin air and nothing real. You will not be able to access your bank account, and even if you can, the banks will shut down withdrawals to prevent a run on the system.”

A crash is good

Once the stock market avalanche hits, this is the first attack, then there will be secondary, and third attacks. Each phase increasing in severity. If you have land elsewhere, as do the billionaires, who have prepared in advance, you will survive.

One must understand, that in today’s global economy, everything is interconnected. If we see ripples in Japan or China, we also see effects of these ripples on Wall Street and London. However, if the behemoth goes down in sixty seconds, then the whole globe catches a cold. We’re talking the U.S. and its economy.

The music stops — silence

As in all crashes, it is a waiting game to see the exact bottom, to see some point of recovery, but as the fear spreads, there will be those who will be buying, they will be cleaning up, they will be filling their boots with as much stock as they can take. This whilst martial law is in place, where anarchy and looting hits the streets as all welfare and medical assistance is halted, and sectarian clashes blight the landscape.

There may never be a recovery, simply because there are elements within the deep government who first need to resolve certain issues. Their main concern is in cleaning the swamp, in cleansing America of the undesirables, in reducing the population which has become a huge burden on the country and its resources. These issues, may take many years or decades to work through before any sort of financial recovery is allowed. From there, it will be a time of renewal, and those who have survived will be instrumental in rebuilding their nation once again.

The future is clouded in smoke, but some can still see deep into the tape of time and warn of the dangers of complicity, of unawareness, and of being unprepared.

Water, food, guns, and shelter, that’s all you will need.

Far Right Elected in Austria Daily Squib Accurately Predicted in 2012

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Far Right Elected in Austria Daily Squib Accurately Predicted in 2012

The Daily Squib accurately predicted the rise of the far right EU fascist groups and leaders in 2012.

From weakness comes strength, and this is what always happens in Europe. The current EU leaders have created the environment for fascist nazi groups to flourish by flooding EU countries with masses of immigrants in little time.

As Adolf Hitler was elected Chancellor on 30 January 1933, his dictatorship and subsequent wars were enabled by the weakness of Hindeberg issuing the Reichstag Fire Decree which nullified civil liberties.

So too, we have inroads in Austria, with the win of Sebastian Kurz, the youngest world leader at only 31, he is seeking to make a coalition government with the far-right Freedom party (FPÖ).

History repeats itself in interesting ways, as the future sees nothing but ovens burning day and night, as the bones of Romanians, gypsies, gays, blacks, Asians, Jews, Muslims and other assorted so-called Untermensch roast.

It will start slowly, as it always does. Then the fever will spread to other parts of the EU, as so many have been angered by the invasions over decades that have tainted their lands. People, supposedly normal, turn extreme when their schools fill up with foreigners, their towns are blighted and their hospital beds taken up by freeloading migrants.

This time, the anger will be severe – it already is at seething level – but there is a palpable anger intrinsic in Europe today amongst the ordinary populace that is bubbling with rage, ready to spill over. The people will come together to oust the politicians who have perpetuated their nightmare existence amongst the ‘offensive looking’ foreigners who take all the resources that should be there for the indigenous peoples’ benefit.

 

The currently blind hierarchy of the EU, are too concerned with their massive expense accounts and sauna sessions to see even the simplest of human emotions bubbling from underneath them. They are so high up in their ivory towers that they are completely ignorant to what is really happening.

The future of the current hierarchy of the EU lies with their heads on spikes, or in front of a firing squad, or simply torn to pieces by the crowds of rage-filled people.

Naturally, to see the likes of Jean Claude Juncker with his head on a stick would be an adorable sight to behold, however, Mr. Juncker is himself a Nazi, and his past is full of Nazi ancestry, so he will just change his tune in alignment of the rising fascists to keep his place. He will keep his cognac and his daily date with a different barely legal filly brought to his office.

Just as the German populace turned a blind eye to what happened to the Jews, and the French populace welcomed the Nazis into their country with open arms, there will be many who join the new EU fascist entity, either in the military or simply as a citizen. All of these people, they will on the day turn a blind eye when the ovens are turned back on.

You crazy fools who fled your countries from war to get into the EU, who fled from Sub-Saharan Africa where there is nothing to come to the EU, and all the other economic migrants, there will be nowhere to run. You will have fled your previous life, but run instead into a trap, and as they push you into the ovens, dead or alive, you will rue the day that you thought about fleeing your homeland.

Europe will be cleansed once again, and the newly reborn EU Fourth Reich will once again attempt to rule for another claimed ‘thousand years’.

 

 

Anti-Terrorism Experts: Remainers are a Danger to National Security

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Anti-Terrorism Experts: Remainers are a Danger to National Security

 

“Remainers are anti-British. Their actions are against the national interest and they seek to damage the UK by siding with our enemies. This makes Remainers very dangerous to the UK’s security and national well-being.

“We have studied the political ideology of Remainers and found them to either be communists, Marxist sympathisers or extreme socialists who are using treacherous methods to try to derail Brexit thus harming Britain even further. Remainers are siding with the EU and Britain’s enemies, who wish to punish the UK and destroy its economy.

Never Trust a Remainer

“We have also delved into the workings of the Treasury and Cabinet and found many past and present within these governmental establishments as Remainers. Their every movement and action is to derail Britain’s progress and their allegiance lies solely in the undemocratic European Commission. These Remainers are therefore dangerous enemy agents embedded within the British government who are working against the country. These people should be viewed as treasonous traitors to the United Kingdom, and Her Majesty’s sovereign nation.

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“The relevant security forces should thus take these threats against the UK very seriously. Remainers are not only entrenched within the governmental system working as spies and conducting clandestine operations against the UK, like Project Fear, as well as passing Brexit-eu-protest-indoctrinated-youthBritish secrets to the enemy, they undermine our security and should be rooted out and expelled.

The Rise of Communism in Britain

“The major political parties have all been infected by the Remainers, and it is up to party leaders and administrators to root out these traitors and expel them from the parties involved in British politics.

“There is not much mention of this fact, but Britain is now on a war footing, and these spies within our system are committing treason. There is no other discourse but to compile a list of Remainers who are trying to damage Britain’s democratic processes, and to punish them either with imprisonment or expel them from the UK. Remainers are in the same league as terrorists, espionage, and treasonous traitors.”

Remainers are Not to Be Trusted

Remember if you see a dangerous Remainer or know of one, ignore everything that they say, and in the future hopefully they will be silenced forever for their treasonous anti-British treachery and their allegiance to the enemy.

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