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All Hail the Championship: The Most Exciting League in Europe

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All Hail the Championship: The Most Exciting League in Europe

At the end of the 2014 Premier League season, Manchester City topped the division, with Liverpool and Chelsea just behind, Spurs and Arsenal fought it out for fourth place and Manchester United struggled, finishing outside the Champions League spots. Sound familiar?

Today in the Premier League, City sit on top, with the other five clubs placed in the same positions outlined above. Similar narratives can be told for the top leagues in Spain, Germany, France and Italy.

Frankly, it can feel a bit like watching the same actors in movies all over again. Sure, someone like Leicester City, who shocked the world in 2016 with their unlikely title victory, can have a ‘guest star’ role, but those seem to be fleeting and increasingly rare.

Unpredictability does not always equate to excitement, as sometimes unpredictability points to a lack of quality. However, the two do overlap, and one of the best leagues to see it happen is in the EFL Championship.

Premier League money lifts relegated clubs

The Championship is in a unique position of Europe’s lower leagues. Many clubs are propped up by the largess of the Premier League, receiving parachute payments over four years after relegation from the top flight. For example, last season Hull City, Sunderland and Middlesbrough each received £40 million from the Premier League as a result of relegation in the 2016/17 season.

In Deloitte’s rankings of football clubs, current Championship sides West Brom and Stoke City have bigger operating revenues than top European clubs like Marseille, Lazio and several clubs competing in the Champions League.

Of course, the Championship does not have the quality of the Premier League, nor does it always deliver the thrilling, skilful football fans demand. But, on a whole, the league enthrals fans, as exciting stars, such as Jack Grealish, Tammy Abraham and Yannick Bolasie, mix it up with the “blood and thunder” journeymen.

The beauty of the league, however, has always lay in the fact that the big clubs, those who have entered the division with Premier League-quality squads, have always been hit with a rude awakening. Look at Aston Villa, Stoke and Swansea; all expected to return to the top flight as a consequence of having top squads, and finding themselves firmly in mid-table.

 

Rich clubs not always betting favourites

Indeed, the Championship betting markets favour clubs like Leeds United (7/2, Bet365) and Sheffield United (11/2), neither of whom have been in the Premier League for several years. However, that sense of unpredictability can also reward punters. Aston Villa, who boast an excellent squad, can be found at 33/1 to win the division, Stoke and Swansea at 40/1 and 66/1 respectively. Observers of the division will tell you: rule nobody out.

The Championship is also furnished with decent television coverage, not usually afforded to other lower leagues around Europe. However, it is the crowds on matchday that really show how popular the league is. Consider that the Championship was recently ranked as Europe’s third most attended league in Europe, averaging 11,086368 in 2016/17. That’s bigger than La Liga, Serie A and France’s Ligue 1. Incredible.

Finally, there are some intangible elements to the Championship that also elicit excitement from football fans, namely the stature and history of the clubs in the division: Table-toppers Leeds, one of the biggest clubs in English football history. Nottingham Forest, an intriguing long-shot bet at 25/1 to win the league, the club of Brian Clough and European Cup glory.

Others, like Aston Villa and Blackburn Rovers, have all played a role in shaping the nature of English football over the decades. Seeing these clubs struggle and then finally break the bonds to reward fans can be a joy to behold. Long may it continue.

Spraying is Working: Global Decline in Fertility Rates

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Spraying is Working: Global Decline in Fertility Rates

The report, published in the Population Science Journal, followed trends in every country from 1950 to 2017 and found a rapid decline in fertility that has not been a surprise to scientists.

“If one takes into account that in the West, the high usage of plastics, especially in supermarkets, and in food production, as well as chemicals like Bisphenol A which are put into bottled water and tin cans, as well as the myriad of chemicals put into food, hormones in meat, fertilizers and poisons in fruit/vegetables, Wi-Fi, cell phone radiation, GMO food, and the daily spraying of the skies by specialist aeroplanes, then there is absolutely no surprise that fertility rates have fallen in developed nations,” a scientist commented about the fall in fertility.

Chemtrails are different to regular contrails left by passenger jets which dissipate almost immediately.

Chemtrails are thick chemical laden deposits pumped out by specialist jets which criss-cross the skies spraying the atmosphere.

If one watches chemtrail seeding, the process is very slow as the streams of chemicals keep their linear form for a while then morph into a cloud eventually falling to earth distributing the chemicals far and wide over a large area.

Chemtrails in the sky

It is not known what composes the chemicals that fall on to the populations and surrounding countryside below, however the statistics of a fall in fertility and vast rises in cancer since the 1950s do give an indication.

There is, as of yet, no official explanation for spraying the skies with thick chemicals which fall onto the earth. One must understand that this spraying has been going on for decades, and is vehemently denied to even exist.

Many people are too engrossed in their mobile phones or their banal lives to even look up into the sky these days, and many are asleep to what is happening around them.

 

Western nations, and those above government, are killing their populations off with mass-produced shit food, chemicals, and factory farming as well as the societal decline of the family from years of feminism.

In 1950, women were having an average of 4.7 children in their lifetime. The fertility rate all but halved to 2.4 children per woman by last year compared to the fertility rate in Niger, west Africa, is 7.1, but on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus women are having one child, on average.

As developing and third world nations advance their countries economically, they too will be targeted.

The acceleration of infertility, cancer and other illnesses which are a symptom of developed first world nations, will soon encompass the whole globe resulting in an overall reduction in population.

Death of Feminism: Sixties Style Free Love Coming Back

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Death of Feminism: Sixties Style Free Love Coming Back

Feminism is now in its last death throes and many are welcoming a dawning of a new age, where free love reigns and puritanism is resigned to history.

Professor Jonah Collins, at the University of Wichita, revealed the intricacies of the sudden change in mood.

“When you have an age of puritan, politically correct, sexless boredom, people eventually have enough. You can’t pit the sexes against each other forever, eventually love wins through. This is what we’re seeing with the latest data. People want to have fun again, be happy, have lots of sex, and forget about the Marxist comrades trying to indoctrinate them to hate the other sex.”

Instead of hating, would it not be better for feminists to love?

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Gina Munche, a former feminist used to hate men but has seen the error of her ways.

“I had been indoctrinated to hate men. Through school to university, that is all we were taught. Day in day out. I used to be an activist saying that all men should die and be killed, but one day I was walking home and tripped and fell on the sidewalk. I busted my head bad, and many women walked away. Then one guy he knelt down to help me. At first I was about to say I didn’t need no man’s help, but he went and pulled me up, and called an ambulance as I was cut up pretty bad. This guy didn’t ask for anything, he helped me in the ambulance and assured me that I would be okay. That’s the last I saw him. From then on, I know that all men ain’t bad. All men don’t want to rape women.”

Since that moment Gina threw off her anti-male activist hat and instead embraced men.

These are some of the reasons many women who were previously indoctrinated in the soviet-style feminism and third wave are seeing that love is the true force of the universe, and not hatred.

Men are no better than women, and vice versa, and we are all here for a specific reason, as the natural biological function requires.

Boy Considered School Outcast for Not Enough Stabbing

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Boy Considered School Outcast for Not Enough Stabbing

London school, Stabbington Primary has been shut down today because there have not been enough stabbings this month. There have been sporadic incidents of children refusing to carry knives or participate in frenzied stabbing sessions down the local chippy near the school.

“Education Secretary, Ron Shank, was down here last week and he disapproved of the low number of mass stabbings that go on on a daily basis. He said that we are well down in the Labour Mayor, Sadiq Khan’s stab league and we should therefore get more funding to buy more knives for our school this year from central government,” Headmaster of Stabbington Primary in Tulse Hill, South London, told the BBC.

These certainly are worrying times for the Labour mayor who for two years has put all his efforts into producing a sub-class of feral children that are terrorising the general population and encouraging a climate of perpetual fear.

The Labour mayor has refused any responsibility in the deterioration of attacks and urges more to be done, like decreasing police numbers further.

Stab Britain

Young boys especially in deprived areas of London are being ostracised for not carrying enough knives to school or participating in stabbings.

Yesterday, in Prime Minister’s questions, Home Secretary Sajid Javid put forward a plan to integrate more children into the stabbing culture: “Children who have grown up in the London areas where stabbing numbers have dropped significantly must be transferred to areas where the London mayor still has not implemented a halt to police presence. We are doing our best to reduce police numbers, and I have ordered police to concentrate their resources to prosecuting Twitter hate crimes.”

Since the Labour London mayor, Sadiq Khan has been in power, he has reduced the number of police on the streets and has made a concerted effort to encourage violent crime so that normal citizens have to live in perpetual fear of death.

Under Sadiq Khan’s Labour mayorship London is now a crime ridden bloodbath where wild rat feral children happily celebrate their tenth birthday with a stabbing or two thus pleasing their friends, and it seems the current mayor’s office.

Country Music Fans Gunned Down By Shooter

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Country Music Fans Gunned Down By Shooter

Similar to the Las Vegas shooting where 58 Country music fans were shot to death after Trump had been inaugurated as president, this latest shooting at a Country music bar holds a similar pattern.

This sad terrible episode at the Borderline Bar and Grill, is positively another provocation, and we may soon see an escalation of politically motivated killings occur in America. The timing of the shooting just after the midterm election, and the recent firing of Attorney General Jeff Sessions does suggest there is political motive, especially within such a polarised country.

One minute you might be innocently line dancing, the next, you could be on the ground with multiple gunshot wounds. It seems that Country music is in line with a firm death sentence if you live in America.

Provocations like this shooting usually escalate, and there is even a chance of civil war erupting soon enough, especially as there are so many people in America who are mentally ill and gun owners.

 

The rhetoric used by socialist Marxist Hollywood celebrities urge people to take action in any way possible, and it is to this end that some unhinged individuals will take their words literally. The same goes for democrat politicians like Maxine Waters who has urged violent opposition on any Trump supporters and those who work in the White House.

 

Is this open season on Trump, especially after the massive win of Senators in the recent Midterm elections? The likelihood and probability to that question is, yes.

There are already groups like Antifa who freely discuss murdering conservative supporters on Twitter. These individuals and groups are given carte blanche and freedom to plan their missions without any censorship or banning because they are left-wing.

There could also be a backlash from other groups, the mid-American military militias, who feel that they are under attack by the mainstream leftist media.

The tables have strangely twisted around, where the socialist democrats are now the aggressors and acting like Nazis, when they claim they are fighting the very same thing.

Banning guns in America will not solve anything either because they will just go underground, and many will die defending their right to own arms. If any administration ever tries to ban guns, there will most definitely be a civil war.

Naturally, the motive of this heinous act will probably be watered down, so as not to inflame tensions between the two political sides fighting each other by the authorities, however they should be honest with citizens and not cover anything up. Why not tell the truth once in awhile, it would be refreshing?

#MeToo Silence as White House Beauty Accosted by Raging Chauvinist Pig CNN Reporter

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#MeToo Silence as White House Beauty Accosted by Raging Chauvinist Pig CNN Reporter

You could hear a pin drop amongst the #MeToo movement last night when a female White House microphone handler was assaulted by a rabid CNN reporter, called Jim Acosta.

“If the female intern was a liberal, there would have been a great uproar, and the #MeToo movement would have voiced their outrage at the blatant assault, however because she was working in a Republican White House, there was only silence. Suffice to say, it is okay to assault conservative women but not socialist women,” a shocked observer of the whole sorry affair remarked.

Jim Acosta, is not only known for his unsubtle methods, but his brutish questions, and his behaviour towards women it seems.

“She was just trying to do her job, her beautiful immaculate hair, her pristine smooth porcelain skin, one assumes she is barely over the age of 21. Who is this temptress who gripped the microphone so tightly, her perfectly manicured slender fingers held on for as long as she could, but was brutally assaulted in plain sight by this horrible man who calls himself a reporter? She awkwardly stood back, yet still held her womanly poise, a startled Bambi in the woods, and then eventually she took the mic and handed it to the NBC correspondent. If Bill Clinton had viewed this debacle, he too would have been stirred by this beautiful intern struggling with all her strength to keep her hand on the microphone. For a start, she is miles better looking than Monica, has a great grip, and has the ability to kneel down with such demure prowess,” a White House observer revealed yesterday.

It is quite right that Jim Acosta, the accoster of the unimaginably hot female intern mic holder should be barred from the White House for his ungentlemanly violent conduct, but still, it is a disgusting detriment to the so-called #MeToo movement that there has been nothing but silence to what happened to this poor woman just trying to do her job in the White House.

Last night was proof positive that the #MeToo movement is a sham, and only a politically motivated tool that benefits left-wing women. It does not care a damn if a conservative woman is assaulted by a man, therefore the movement is a one-sided vehicle of socialism and soviet style political ideology.

NOTICE: If anyone finds out the name of the now-infamous White House intern, please leave a comment below.

Have You Met Mr. Bet Yet?

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Have You Met Mr. Bet Yet?

You rarely find a hidden gem on the internet these days, that is until we came across MrBet – online casino Canada & NZ, a palatial wonder of a casino den where one can lay down their hat and slap on the chips to win some mega cash rewards and bonuses.

First of all, this site has it all, online slots, table games, scratch games, and a sizzling live casino that will have you salivating at the sheer wonder of how much there is to keep you gaming into the night.

The great thing about online gaming is, you can dress in your pyjamas as you bank that Baccarat cash in your wallet or get that elusive number on the roulette table. The ease that you make some big wins is another firm impetus that drives us gamers to get wet, and Mr. Bet assuredly gives us the freedom to do so quite adequately. You can do it from anywhere, sitting on the train, standing on your head in the living room or casually playing the slots whilst eating a four course meal in your favourite eatery. The limits are truly boundless, and not only that, no one will know what you’re doing until you jump up whooping like a fog horn when you win.

Registering on the site was as easy as pie, and not only that, the bonuses don’t hurt either. We’re talking bonuses of up to a whopping €1,500, depending on how much you deposit.

If you’re going to have a flutter, we don’t need to tell you to be responsible, and to have a firm gaming plan, and a pot to put your winnings in.

Just check out the reviews on gamblingchief.com to see where Mr. Bet stands amongst some of the best online gambling sites.

Not only that, the site is constantly updating with the most amazing new games, and this will add to the whole experience of utter joy.

There’s something for everyone, from live gambling to desk games, and the sheer variety of poker games will have your eyeballs going round in circles like a roulette table.

With guaranteed payouts, loyalty program, bonuses, and a completely secure, regulated site, Mr. Bet is truly a winner and not only that, it wants to make you a winner too.

Czech Out the Soccer Scene in Prague

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Czech Out the Soccer Scene in Prague

A visit to Prague can be for many different reasons, it could be to take in the breathless scenery of the beautiful city and visiting historic buildings that are found in the Old Town or it could be to take advantage of the bustling nightlife that is on offer. Adults travelling without children may want to take the opportunity to visit one of Prague’s casinos and then maybe try your luck playing some online slots back in the hotel?

And although the city undoubtedly comes alive when the sun sets for the evening, there are still plenty of things to do throughout the day. One of those could be going to watch one of Prague’s many Soccer clubs in action.

NEW FRONTIERS

Eastern Europe has a long list of legendary clubs that before the collapse of the Iron Curtain were shrouded in a air of mystery, the only possible viewing of any clubs East of Berlin was if they were fortunate enough to paired with the likes of Real Madrid or Liverpool in continental competition.

Thankfully though now that Europe’s borders are much more accessible, it has bought with it a rise in Soccer tourism and the city of Prague is at the forefront of a burgeoning industry that has grown over the past decade or so.

Admittedly the standard of Soccer on display might not be at the very highest level especially when compared to the likes of La Liga in Spain or the English Premier League, but the atmosphere once in the ground is one that cannot be rivalled.

Add the fact that the ticket prices are not the eye watering sums that would usually find when watching the likes of Real Madrid and Manchester United and a trip to one of Prague’s Soccer clubs does actually represent good value for money.

While one should not also forget the fact that Czech lager is some of if not the best produced in the world, so what better combination could there be then a couple of cold pints of Pilsner Urquell while taking in a game.

FORMER LEGENDS

The name that is mainly synonymous with Soccer in this city is undoubtedly Sparta Prague, the club has been fortunate to call home to many international stars such as midfielder Tomas Rosicky and towering forward Jan Koller.

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Tomas Rosicky

Not only have they been a production line for some of the greatest players to represent the Czech Republic international team they are also the dominant force when it comes to domestic Soccer in this country.

The club have won no fewer than 33 domestic league titles, more than any other club. However, it must also be mentioned that they have not reached the summit of the Czech First League since the 2013/14 when they last won the title.

They may be going through something of a fallow period in times of titles, not winning the league in four years is almost unheard of and it is arguably all the more galling when they have to look at their cross-city rivals celebrating success of their own.

LONG TERM RIVALS

Every big city needs a Soccer rivalry and Prague is no different, for every Sparta fan there is also a fan of Slavia also. In the 2016/17 campaign they won the Czech First League for the first time in eight years.

A win that was all the more sweeter considering that they extended the trophy drought for their arch rivals Sparta. In terms of historic wins though they have not quite managed the same level of overall success.

Slavia have been fortunate enough to win the Czech First League just 17 times in comparison to Sparta’s impressive 33. Therefore, arguably Prague’s second club are going to have a lot of work to do if they are to rule the roost in terms of trophies.

However, there is not just the rivalry between Sparta and Slavia that is offer should you decide to take in a game during your time in Prague. This hot bed of Sport also offers up the possibility to watch other classic clubs.

OTHER OPTIONS

One that springs to mind is that of FK Dukla Prague, arguably made famous thanks to the song by British band ‘Half Man Half Biscuit’ who released the modest 1986 hit ‘All I Wanted Was A Dukla Prague Away Kit’fk

Arguably one for the Soccer hipsters, a visit to watch Dukla unfortunately is not quite what it would have been before hand. This is due to the fact that the club its original guise ceased to exist in 1996 when it merged with FC Pribram.

So here you have a choice, you can either follow the original Dukla Prague in their new legacy as they are called 1. FK Pribram, however that would mean dropping down to the second tier of Czech Soccer.

Or one the other hand if you feel you need your Dukla fix, then this is possible thanks to the club that has taken over the mantle. Although not legally recognised as the natural successor, FK Dukla Prague has gone a long way to restoring the pride that was once felt in the club.

After winning the Czech Second Division in the 2010/11 season, they have since been a mainstay in the First League, and although they do not quite get the attendance figures that Slavia and Sparta do their fans are no less passionate.

The list of options does not end their though, Bohemians 1905 should certainly not be forgotten. As the name perhaps suggests the club was started more than a century ago and although they have been a staple in Czech Soccer they have managed just a solitary league title.

One that came over 30 years ago, back in 1982/83 to be precise. Since then their maiden Czech First League title they have failed to get anywhere near being the team to beat but again they have an ardent fan base that one day hopes that they will return to the very top.

With the amount of options available to you, there is no reason not to check out a game of Soccer while embarking on your Prague visit. The only question is which team will you lending your support too?

Proof that Illegal Immigration and Internet Purges Work: Dems Take the House

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Proof that Illegal Immigration and Internet Purges Work: Dems Take the House

American socialist democrats have gained control of the House of Representatives, for the first time in eight years, and it’s all thanks to illegal immigrants and selective internet censorship that got them there.

Dirty tricks and election meddling

“If it was not for the illegal aliens who we helped get across the border and gave them lots of free stuff, they would not have voted democrat. If it was not for the massive internet purge project by socialist tech companies prior to the Midterms, then the story would have been very different. The socialist purge of hundreds of thousands of conservative leaning bloggers/political pundits/news sites, really worked, because we silenced their voices. They were party to mass illegal underhand practices and electioneering engineered to benefit the democrats, so we are proud of those tech companies, thank you. This is why illegal immigration and censorship is so important to us,” Nancy Pelosi, tearful but joyous told the press after the final results came through.

What does it mean now that the Dems have the House?

The Democrats now have the numbers to fuck Mr Trump up the ass especially with his proposed laws in the House and launch a string of damaging investigations into his administration through the committees they will control.

The vindictive nature of socialism leaves questions on what investigation will be more damaging to Trump, his tax affairs or the ongoing Mueller investigation?

The good news of the night included the loss of Texas for Beto O’Rourke whose campaign workers misused campaign funds, but will never be investigated by the FEC.

“The dems are looking to impeach Trump any way they can, whether he drops a paperclip or leaves the toilet seat up, and they will find some piece of dirt to render him useless. He can forget about that wall being ever built, or that 14th Amendment bull. He’s a dead duck walking!” another jubilant democrat yelled after the results came in.

The Democrats are right. You can win if you take away the voice of the other candidates in an election. By silencing the opposition through illegal, immoral purges and massive censorship, you can win. You can also win by harnessing the power of bribery, by helping millions of illegal aliens into the USA, you can tell them they have to vote democrat, and they will be your numbers, they will be your army, and it really does work as a technique that the Republicans do not utilise.

 

 

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How to Identify a Reputable Casino App

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How to Identify a Reputable Casino App

Our mobile devices have become such an integral part of our daily lives that it’s difficult to picture not being able to do something on your smartphone or tablet.

We socialise on our mobile devices, build friendships, find our way when lost, plan every aspect of our everyday lives, play games, and much more.

Playing games has become a huge component of mobile interaction and, for many, is one of the prime reasons or motivations for purchasing a mobile device in the first place.

Casino Gaming on the Go

There are all sorts of mobile games one can enjoy for both smaller smartphone handsets as well as larger tablet-type devices. Some of these are available as free apps, while others require a cash purchase before you can download them to your device from your relevant app store. The free apps can be very good, although most of them will include advertising/spam or will require ‘in-app’ purchases in order to progress in the game.

Online casinos have now also cottoned on the idea of producing a mobile app based on their regular online (desktop) casino platform. In most cases, these look and feel exactly the same as their big brothers, complete with a wide range of diverse casino games, all optimised for the smaller mobile screen.

However, as more and more apps become available on app stores for Android and iOS (Apple iPhone and iPad), it becomes more difficult to find the best app for your needs. Those using Windows Phone operating systems or Blackberry are also now beginning to enjoy a wider range of suitable apps, and the same problem applies.

Zeroing in on Trustworthy, Reliable Casino Apps

If you happen to be looking for a solid, trustworthy online casino app in your relevant app store, you may be quite surprised and perhaps even overwhelmed at the sheer number of options available to you. There are hundreds of casino apps available but it is very important to realise a few things before you actually make your selection. You can find new sites and then look for reviews on Google.

All apps are graded by users which is a good starting point in narrowing down your list of potentially great casino apps. It is a good idea to go into each app and see what users are saying about the app, which should indicate whether the casino app is worthy of your consideration. User feedback is like reading a micro review about whether the app can deliver on gaming, safety, user friendliness and reliability.

Another good idea is to Google different online casinos and read related reviews on them. You can find dozens of independent reviews on top online casinos, including their mobile app options, giving you information on all key elements including:

  • Safety and security
  • Gaming options
  • Mobile customer support
  • Options for real money gambling
  • Compatible devices
  • Bonuses and other promotions

Using these points as a starting point and a guideline, finding great online casino apps becomes a lot easier to do. Once you’re happy with the casino app, installing it is easy and only takes a few seconds to complete.

Perhaps more importantly, uninstalling it is even faster, allowing you to try similar casino apps in case you aren’t that happy with the app you chose to go with.

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